Happy holidays, Johnny!

we miss you Johnny.

Welcome back

JOHNNY MAH MAN

C'on ladies post your pics for The Bravo

Oh hi Johnny! How are you?

>>5184852
I'm feeling pretty, so pretty that I want to share my prettiness with all the lovely cosplay ladies here.

C'on you dress up damsels post your lovely cosplaying selves on here and let Johnny bask you with his love.

I love you Johnny!

I'd go straight for you in a heart beat <3

Can I be your sexy little bunny Johnny kun?

>>5184904
I'm into babes more than bunnies buuuuut I know a really smart guy who'd be perfect for you. Maybe you two should go on a date one the other side of the city and leave me out of it.

I'd let you see me transform anytime, Johnny.

>yfw Johnny is actually G just roleplaying.
>inb4 i dont know G and stop ruining our fantasy.

Oh Johnny~ I just put the mistletoe up~

>>5185014

We've had this discussion before.

>Johnny Bravo is shown to be witty and funny
>G is never witty or funny

I think Johnny is either 4ng31, Ultros or Cary Grant.

Matt and God are also suspects as well

>>5185052
If Johnny was God, I would probably fall out of my chair (or whatever else I was sitting on) laughing...

I mean... it just seems absurd to me. God seems to only find himself attractive. The fact that he'd go out of his way to tell other people that they're attractive would amuse me.

It's crazy.
So crazy, however, that I could see it being true.

It'd ruin the magic to find out who he is...

>>5185074
>>5185052
>Johnny could be God

bahahahaha

>>5185052
I think it's Cary Grant. I don't think 4ng31 is doing it and I'm pretty sure Ultros got involved in drama that made him go anon.

>>5185052
G told everyone in cglchat he was Johnny.

>>5185140
Then either he's lying or you're lying.

Evidence that G is that funny?

>>5185149
Your desperation is amusing.

>>5185052
>>G is never witty or funny

Ain't that the truth.

Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhng! Johnny Bravo, I want to give birth to your babies.

Hey guys, can you please shut up and let all the pretty girls enjoy this?

kthnxbai

What happened /cgl/?

Johnny Bravo threads used to be always on-topic and drama free. They were threads that everyone was happy and people walked away with smiles. Now all of a sudden there's in-fighting and constant speculation on who he is. Was /cgl/ that determined to tarnish a good thing?

>>5185007
...I laughed so hard at this.

>>5184362
Johnny let's get married.

You don't need no photos.

omigosh Johnny

iwubyou

>>5185128
I have a sneaking suspicion that its Carry as well. He seems the type.

>>5185128
>>5185477
>Cary Grant and Johnny Bravo
>Both wity and funny
>Cary is a troll while Johnny is a nice guy

Two halves of the same person?

>24 posts and no pictures

My how the mighty have fallen

JOHNNY ARE WE PRETTY

>>5186180
Wish I had a good looking cosplay partner. All I get is Donny Osmand and he's just a big dumbhead who sings stupid songs.

But indeed babes, you are pretty, so pretty in fact that I'll be giving you twice the studly loving that you crave as there's two of you standing before me. In Johnny's fashion show there's only one runway to worry about and that's running away from from your life of loneliness.

Bumping for the ladies

Oh Johnny, I love your threads so much.

>>5185203
Why don't you post and get some Johnny lovin?

Oh Johnny, if we gambled all our money away and were both trapped in an underground Yakuza work camp I'd... I'd buy you a beer, every paycheck.

JOHNNYYYY!
Oh, Johnny, Johnny, Johnny. Gimme some bad puns, Sugahcube.

>>5189593
your hot

I am a robot what is love beep boop beep

>>5189606

>your hot
>your
>implying she's hot temperature wise.

98.6 F is higher then the median temperature on earth.
>>5189644

>>5189606
>your hot
>your
My hot what?
But thank you.

>>5189679
Actually my temperature when I'm perfectly healthy is 97.6. I'm told this is totally normal, but it amuses me.

>>5189644
The average temperature of the
Universe is?
2.73 Kelvin (3 Kelvin acceptable)

The Kelvin degree is the same as the Celsius degree. So she is relatively extremely hot being that her temperature is 310 kelvin.

>>5189693
Must be BECAUSE YOU R SO GOOD LOOKING

>>5189721
OH I SEE. IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW.

>>5189592
Leave the cards at the door as with my rock hard abs, sharp sense of style and feelings of love that won't be crumpled and toss aside, you can bet you've hit the jackpot with me. Whenever you're feeling alone and in despair while the ZAWAs ring in you ear, I'll be near you with a "Whoa Mamma" and chase them out.

That and I'll be sure to give Andou a Karate Chop for you.

>>5189593
Why is your cutie mark on just your jeans when you're entire body is just one juicy beauty that I'd want to take a bite out of. If friendship is magic then my love can work miracles.

>>5189617
Your cute face is just an All Out Attack on my heart. Your name might not be Rapunzel but I'm here to rescues you from that shadowy tower in my shining Chariot of Love. It would take a fool to ignore the lovely heart under your metal exterior.

Agi, Bufu, Zio, forget all of them as the only skill you need now is Bravo.

>>5190029
Did you just use Marin Karin? Cause I think I'm charmed~

All I have is my first attempt at generic Alice cosplay. Will you love me anyway, Johnny?

Shot some of those sweet words my way Johnny.

>>5190029
>If friendship is magic then my love can work miracles.

Oh Johnny can you ever love a silly girl like me?

I am so tired and worn out these days, I could do with some love... am I worthy, Johnny?

Aaah, I love these threads. Thanks for making my day, Johnny.

I'd put up a picture, but I'm a guy. Ah, well.

best thread on cgl at the moment

>>5190202
You might see yourself as generic but all I can see is the new queen of my heart. Forgive me for being late with sweeping you off your feet but it's time I show you what a true Wonderland is.

>>5190242
With looks as a good as yours, it's a shame that you spent so much time in that tower. If I'd had to I'd take on the entire senate in order to prove to the world how much you I care about you. I must warn you, when I pick you up with my strong beefy arms, there's no guarantee that I may put you down.

>>5190263
I hope that weird cat thing allows you to have a second wish because we both know you'll be using your first to get in a relationship with me. Johnny Bravo is here to protect you and and will always rescue you in the morning, afternoon and night. Put down the pen my magical mamma, my contracts can only be signed when you press your lips to mine.

>>5190651
Sauce on the character? Looks interesting

Back to page 1!

Merry Christmas Johnny!!

>>5190651
Sauce please

>>5191669

He said pretty not pug-faced.

>>5191553
>>5191988
Ursula from Breath of Fire 4.

>>5192035

>>5191669
Hello there Foxy Mamma, you can leave your rifle at home as *flexes* HU *flex* HA* as I have enough guns for the two of us. I hope you don't mind if Ryu and the others stay behind on our adventure as I don't want to take you to a party but a romantic date with just the two of us. How about you leave your God Emperor and come with the God of Love.

>>5192035
>>5191669
>>5192035
If she's pug face then call me a dog catcher as it's beauties like her I'd gladly chase and capture their hearts.

Autumn is the season when the leaves fall but it's also the time where I'll be falling in you with you. I'm going out on a limb saying this but you are by far the most beautiful girl near a pile of leaves that I've ever seen. Let me rake in your feelings of love toward me and start a relationship that will last the seasons.

>>5192415
Dem puns. ilu. <3

>>5190029
Oh Johnny, you know how to make a girl swoon.

I heard from a loli-Anon that Johnny is just an anon who comes and goes.
Either way, he's entertaining.
Here's a pic for you Johnny <3

I can't wait until I have cosplay pictures so I can get told silly little coot and nostalgia-inducing things by the master of love himself.

;~;

Oh man Johnny.
We missed ya!
How are you doing yourself?!

>>5192527
Got a picture of yourself wearing a wig or a nice picture of yourself something remotely cosplay-y. Every girl deserves a private lesson from the love master.

Let Johnny Bravo dry your tears and I can help you with your first cosplay...a happy girl that's about to fall in love with me.

>>5192622
Oh goodness Johnny.
Dude's so smooth...

I'll despicably have to play hard to get this round, but you can be sure I'll come around one of these days... heheh...