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11/26/11(Sat)07:50 No. 5181294 Okay, gonna have to supply a huge rant here: Rarity: Everything that could've been said as been said. Bitch is a whore, not Rarity. Fluttershy:
If she were human, she would favor longer skirts, big sweaters, or
anything that concealed her figure and kept her in the background. In
short, she wouldn't want to be noticeable. It's not enough to feign
shyness or try to be demure. I want to see some serious low self-esteem
there, dammit! Hang your head, adopt a protective posture, don't look at
absolutely anyone in the eye. C'mon, we're all nerds here; surely we've
all had the whole low self-esteem thing at one point. Applejack:
STOP PUTTING HER IN SKINTIGHT JEANS, YOU BLIND FUCKS. She would wear
loose overalls or something that would make SENSE when WORKING. This is
the Pony who wanted to wear galoshes to the Gala! How the fuck does that
translate to girly jeans and tight-fitting shirts? Pinkie: Out
of the corset. Now. If Pinkie were a heavyset Pony, she'd work that
shit, not try to hide it. Pinkie loves Pinkie, no matter what she looks
like. Otherwise, you're fine. Rainbow Dash: Try posing
differently just ONCE. Also, the wings are too high and I don't think
she'd wear something akin to a letterman's jacket, especially when you
recall she'd been kicked out of flight school. Leather jacket or bomber
jacket if you must have a coat on her. And position the wings properly! Twilight:
Get. The. Fuck. OUT. of my fandom! Button your fucking blouse, put on
some slacks, get a sweater vest, and stop posing like a whore. Also?
Just a hint, but if humans had horns like unicorns, it wouldn't be on
the very top of their heads. Put it on the forehead or at least near the
hairline. Fucking idiots.