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>>5109675 I had to look that up... I laughed. Back to the ending of our story...
>>5109662 The fisherman threw out the net, and Sarah screamed as she got tangled in it.
"WHITTU WHARE-U, HORY GRAIRU!" yelled one of the fishermen, as he pulled his catch up onto the deck of the ship.
Sarah
was scared, wet, and cold. However, the salt water did an amazing job
of washing her body free of the muck trapped in her skin.
"OOHHHH NOOOO, IT IS NOT WHARE!" sighed the fisherman. "WE SHOULDA THROW DIS ONE BACK!"
Sarah
screamed, and plead for her life for them to take her to the main land.
They decided to do so, because even though they're Japanese, they're
not heartless monsters. "We ah so solly dis happen!" the fisherman said. "It's okay, it's just because I have chubby arms that I could stay a float. I wish they were smaller though." "Do not wolly," the fisherman replied, "I used to be a fat child too! Kids make much fun of me! I work out and got in shape!" Sarah looked at the fisherman and frowned "Well my arms aren't fat or anything. They're just bigger is all!"
The fisherman took another look at her, and decided not to speak with her anymore.
The men took Sarah to the land, where she stumbled off the boat and fell face first onto the pier. She was finally home.
Sarah
stumbled around for a little bit, and gained her composure after some
time. The weather was sunny out, there were few clouds, the birds were
chirping, the cherry blossoms were... uh, blossoming, and Mt Fuji was
the snow capped peak that she remembered seeing in all those photos.
People
looked at her in disgust, but Sarah knew that it was just because they
were jealous of her curves. Even when they uttered "gaijin" to her, she
knew that she was home, and all was right with the world...
The end.
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