THIS JUST IN! LOCAL /CGL/ COUPLE CALLS IT QUITS! HAVE DECIDED TO JUST BE "FRIENDS". NEWS AT 11!
>>5107988
Hahahahahahahahaha
Didn't they just get together? Wow, he's only proving anon right in the flavor of the month thing.
I doubt its true, but if it was, it would be good news for me because it would mean I'd have a chance with Matt. I'd be more then ok with them splitting up.
Oh no, why?? I thought they were so cute together>sage and reported
>>5107999>>5107999>>5107999>>5107999>>5107999>>5107999Facebook says its legit.I am jelly of your tripples.
I FUCKING CALLED IT. MATT GETTING TOGETHER WITH POWERGIRL NEXT. AHAHAHAHA ME SO SMART.
I have spread my joy. Don's gonna kill me, DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!
Oh man, 11pm CANNOT get here sooner.
>>5108013Your ass is grass now bro>also saged and reported, we had our fun on facebook already
>>5108008Nah bro, God's totally trying to get on that
>news at 11>it's 12:30am where I'm atAwww they look so nice & happy together in that picture, o well at least they're still friends, sage and reported
that wig looks like shit.
>>5108029Now that's matt is free nope.jpgI was right about zal with glasses when he was dating zal so I'm right about this. LET'S CALL HER ZAL WITH SUPER POWERS.
I am convinced that the small handful of decent-looking trips are playing chinese firedrill with their relationships and taking turns fucking eachother. Dat Cali crowd, man. Shit. I'll admit I was insanely jelly of RedDickies getting with Miyu though no lie. So who's next guys? Some Matt x God action?
>>5108051You're welcome, bitch.
>>5108003Good god, this is the first time I've ever gotten trips so maybe this is a sign Matt WILL hook up with me! Praise the /cgl/ goddess!
SMUCKERS
>>5108056she used to be the trip cutesy but i dont have any pics of her. she's blonde, dresses well, and has a nice figure though
THEY'RE TROLLING YOU, CGLIT'S WHAT THEY WANT YOU TO THINK, IT'S WHAT YOU EXPECT TO HAPPENBUT RIGHT NOW THEY'RE FUCKING, GETTING OFF TO YOU FALLING FOR IT
>>5108049Oh I know right. I bet Matt wishes he had hit that. Aren't they best friends? Sharing is caring between bros.
>>5108008>>5108029Nah guys she's lesbian
>>5108065But thats so predictable to think that they think we are predictable.Its their selfrighteous "oh good ol' chaps" white knight sense of humor that doubles when they get together.IT WAS TOO EASY.
Zal and this chick were just beards anyway
jesus why even call it a relationship if you're going to swap every two monthsjust fuck and go
what a fucking weenie...
>>5108049dont be jelly>>5108071lol not at all hes had to tell her off so much
THE TRUTH>>5108097>>5108097>>5108097>>5108097>>5108097>>5108097>>5108097>>5108097>>5108097>>5108097>>5108097>>5108097>>5108097>>5108097>>5108097>>5108097>>5108097>>5108097>>5108097>>5108097>>5108097>>5108097>>5108097>>5108097>>5108097
>>5108097wtf does that mean?
>>5108253beard = a gay guy that uses a girl to hide his homosexuality
WE HAVE BEEN DECEIVED! THERE NEVER WAS ANY NEWS AT 11!
>>5108297IT IS CURRENTLY 11 AM. HERE IS THE NEWS! DON AND MATT FIND THIS WHOLE THING HILARIOUS AND SO DO I! NOW HERE'S TOM WITH THE WEATHER!
>>5108904Did they really break up or is this an elaborate hoax?
>>5108944Yes they really broke up.
>>5108958Wow they were really cute together and seemed so goodbut I guess alll the girls on here now are gonna go crazy now that he's single, I wonder who he will date next?
>>5108963I like how people only talk about Matt, like Don doesn't even exist.Also, I can say in all honesty that I've been in Matt's room and spent the night at his house. Jealous, ladies?
>>5108968Well this is cgl and it is predominantly ran by females so ofcourse he will be more talked about as far as attraction. And no actually I am a guy so the only thing I am jealous of is his luck with the ladies, I was just noting that a lot of girls on here are almost like fangirls for him.
They were a very sweet couple and this makes me sad
Matt you're retarded for making this thread.Love, Jill
Is there any such thing as a successful tripfag couple?
>>5109049yep. a few tripfags are engaged/married
>>5109049Off the top of my head, maybe......Precious and VernedreadItaqueen and DuralathWesternfella and Zooey
>>5109055Don't forget:Hobbes and His AbsDildos and FluttershyTorii and Iris's thighs
>>5109060Probably. My boyfriend and I both go on cgl regularly, but we didn't meet at a cgl meetup or anything.
>>5109005Pssh, I know you can't resist my sexy thread-making abilities.
....Then who WAS phone?
ITT: we predict which trip matt will pick next
> SO AND SO BROKE UP IT'S TRUE> Neither of them comment> Neither of them show up> Obviously OP is right and no confirmation is neededI would say I hope none of you do this but as far as I can tell you all are so
>>5109160with the length of his previous two relationships from /cgl/ it's not unbelieveable
>>5109055>>5109057>Soni and 4ng31 not the first ones to come to mindFuck this gay earth
>>5109242They were for me...>/oldfag
It's really shitty to be posting on this /cgl/. You're not cool OP. Saged and reported.If someone wants to change this to a shirtless Matt thread though...
>>5109242I don't like either of them very much tbh. So they didn't come to mind.
>>5109242Don't worry. They were for me!
>>5109160It's on his fb.
>>5109242Suck a dick, Tim. WHY ARENT YOU THINK OF MY FRIENDS FIRST
Ugh, look at that guy's chest. That's nothing to show off about. I don't need to ask if he even lifts, because it's pretty obvious he doesn't.And get a tan. Pale white men are disgusting.
>>5109301Don't have enough room in my mouth for another dick, sorry anon maybe another time.
