captch: The Ted

>>5065446
Wow.
You must have some foul smelling breath.

-pokewalker
-matching pen and wallet thing
-granola bar I forgot about
-lip gloss
-goal book and random receipts
-boy

>>5065515
Not the OP, but in my opinion I'd like to have a variety of gums to chew and taste.

Polite sage for not using or having a purse.

I don't have a purse :(

i dont carry a purse, usually a bag of some sort. lately ive been defaulting to a backpack because its easier to carry shit in and more comfortable.

so here's mine from last time we had this thread. i dont normally carry bras around in my bag, i went out the night before and stayed at a friends place, and there was no way in hell i was wearing such an uncomfy bra home on a saturday morning.

>>5065515
i have zero breath issues and i usually have an assortment of mints/gums in my bag. i just like having something minty on hand, and like having choices.

>>5065525
Not only that, but the moment your friends find out you have gum/breathe mints, you find yourself passing out 10 pieces of that shit.

>>5065525
>>5065560
>>5065561
Fuck your shit guys. I was kidding.

>>5065561
Oh well, gum's pretty cheap.

contributing

>>5065573
>implying we are mad
justsaiyan.jpg

>>5065578

that purse is fucking awesome

>>5065561
THAT IS SO FUCKING TRUE IT HURTS TO THINK ABOUT
All of us had secret gum stashes whenever we got some because if even one person saw you sneak one, the entire pack would be gone that day. We even perfected the "oh ___ had some" when we were chewing some and didn't want to share.

Set everything up and my camera battery is dead. Derrrr
I have:

Wallet
Sunglasses
Cell phone
Soft Lips Lip Balm
Sunscreen Stick
Two pens
Fibre1 bar
Car keys
Pads n tampons

The zipper broke on this purse like a month ago but it's my favorite so I havn't gotten a new one yet..

>>5065578
Is that a blindfold?
>>5065509
I really really like this.

sage for no contribution

God I want a purse so much right now

ayup

Makeup, napkins, measuring tape, forgotten pamphlets that have drifted to the bottom, birth control, extra thread, emergency tampons, gum, plastic eating utensils, sunglasses, wallet, hand cream, and a copy of the Zombie Survival Guide.

I carry a messenger bag I made. It carries everything :>

>>5065671
>two ds's
I...what...

You girls are such liars.

Why don't you show us the REAL contents of your purse. Lint, gum wrapper, a half-eaten roll of mentos, wadded up papers, a couple grimey $1 bills, chapstick, and a crumpled receipt from taco bell.

>>5065691
I do Pokemon shit. Not as much as I use to, but it comes in handy if I need to trade. (or if one dies i have the other as a backup)

Also, it comes in handy if you're hanging with a friend, and you have nothing to do, you pull out both ds's and play shit together.

I always have this handy, I couldn't leave without it.

>>5065674
Is that a pepper spray...?

umm... you guys are just light travelers, right?
ignore the stuff in the background, i couldn't get a good angle.

why is it so fun to see what's in other people's bags

contents of my crappy bag:
>wallet that i payed too much for but is cute as hell
>sandwich shaped pouch that i keep tampons/ nail files/ bandaids in
>small sketchbook
>phone with headphones
>hand lotion, hand sanitizer, chapstick, qtips, blotting paper, makeup and makeup brushes
>toothbrush

everyone is always disappointed by the contents of the sandwich pouch

>>5065727

If that's Dr. Pepper chap stick, I have that one in mine,too lol

>>5065735

Those are extra erasers, not pills.

>>5065717
Yes, I do not have my Concealed Weapons permit yet and walking the streets of Seattle at night alone can be a dangerous task. This stuff is god awful, it's pepper gel and UV, so when they manage to scrub off the tacky mask it leaves behind it can still be traced on them

i don't understand how all of that stuff fits inside op's tiny handbag

>>5065738
To be honest, after seeing how you look, I think you are a bit hopeful someone would assault you.

>>5065741
This. I would go so crazy trying to find anything if it was super packed.

>>5065735
yes!
i love dr.pepper chapstick

also, your bag is cute. what brand is it?

I pack fucking heavy.

>>5065744
I carry it because I've been tried to be abducted. I was waiting at a bus stop in an actual pleasant part of my local neighbourhood with another girl and some young lad. Firstly a car full of Blacks hanging out the window whistle and woof at me as they go screaming by with their bass so loud their shitty car rattles. Then out of nowhere some dude in a Mercedes pulls up looking like some sort of Gangsta with a pork pie hat, cigar and pinstripe suit and starts saying something toward me after opening his car door. I walk closer and say I can't hear him, repeat and he's yelling and gesturing me to get in. I still had no clue what was going on till the young lad actually heard the guy properly (he was closer) and told him to fuck off, no she won't get in the car with you. The Gansta looking man shrugged, flipped off the young lad and drove off

I thanked him obviously

>>5065738
>>streets of Seattle at night alone can be a dangerous task.
>>Seattle
>>dangerous

Seattle seems pretty tame compared to some cities in the Bay.

>>5065758
>that happening
>trying to be abducted
You are really hoping for something bad to happen, that is typical shit.

>>5065759
I've walked the streets of Seattle alone at 1am and it wasn't threatening at all. Though it was downtown.

>>5065758
that just sounds like random delinquents trying to embarrass you, and another guy thought you were a prostitute

i think your hooch is safe dear

>>5065758
So, a black man hitting on you = attempted rape... The 'young lad' you mentioned is just as likely to be a rapist as the random black guy trying to pick up girls in his car.

>>5065772
Is barking and whistling at a lady as you zoom past in a car with your mates considered being hit on in the United States?

>>5065774
>>the US is pretty scary and daunting in comparison

Come try taking the bus in Vallejo at night. Seattle is incredibly tame comparatively and much more safer. Just because they're black doesn't mean that they're going to raep you.

>>5065775
Yes lol, it's just calling out a hot girl.

>>5065759
Oh I'm sure. But as someone who moved from the UK, the US is pretty scary and daunting in comparison

>>5065765
Hell no. I would probably end up having a panic attack or die. Why would I want that?

>>5065769
Do prostitutes normally wear baggy sweats, Uggs and some shitty stained shirt? Not to mention I was holding a boatload of groceries

I love these threads! I'm gonna get my purse!

>>5065775
Where were you from in the UK? Have you never been to London or Birmingham or somewhere?

>>5065775
WHY DO I NOT HAVE A FACEPALM PICTURE

>>5065775
if the guys in question are ghetto as hell, yes.

i've had it happen just sitting at the bus stop in the middle of the day

>>5065778
You guise, you guise... Have some weird ways of coming onto women

Anyway, back to pretty bags please?

>>5065775
jfc gurl that is a common occurrence for anyone with tits, not to say it isn't fucked up but don't worry the Blacks aren't going to make you their white sex slave

>>5065781
I was from a quiet little place by the sea, mostly old people. Yes, I've been to London on many occasions but not have I once for example seen a man spinning around on the spot constantly foaming from the mouth like I have here...

Saging my posts as not truly relevant to thread

>>5065775
Yeah, actually.

>>5065774
>Do prostitutes normally wear baggy sweats, Uggs and some shitty stained shirt?

Yeah. You can't really tell the difference between prostitutes and non-prostitutes. It depends on the area. If a neighborhood is a well-known prostitute zone, you'll eventually get some pervert trying to pick you up if you walk through it enough.

>>5065785
I don't even have tits to be honest

>>5065793
they meant for any girl/woman

holy crap

>>5065791
It's not a well known area but it is deteriorating unfortunately. I've yet to see a prostitute there when I make my daily trip to work. Now Pac Highway by SeaTac airport... That's like red light city

>>5065788

Some friends of mine "yerp" at hot girls. It's kinda weird but it's pretty fucking funny.

And they all end up with hot girls too, what the shit.

1st gen iPod touch
Duck (holds a shopping bag)
Striped HK coin purse- cards, cash, change
Pink HK coin purse- super glue, eye drops, random small stuff
HK fold-able brush
Pill bottle- ibuprofen, tums
Black cat mirror
BC bills
Red pills- decongestant
C.O. Bigelow Mango Lip Butter, Lemon & Black Cherry lip Balm, and Mentha lip gloss
Blistex spf 15
Tide pen
Cough drops & vitamin c drops
Two rings, two pairs of earrings, bracelet
Hair ties
Bare escentuals eyeshadow, Bare minerals portable mineral veil
Hard Candy eyeshadow, foundation, and mini eyeliner
Urban Decay eyeshadow primer potion
The Body Shop lip gloss cube
Maybelline mascara
Revlon Colorstay eyeliner
Bath & Body Works Paris Amour lotion, nail file, and two sanitizers
Lunette cup
Wendy's and gas station receipts

I'm still not sure why I have so much junk/stuff on my purse =P

>>5065810
*in my purse

They say the more shit a woman carries in her purse, the more issues she has.

>>5065814
What about men? :O

>>5065814
MAYBE WE JUST LIKE BEING PREPARED!

>>5065819
The more money in his wallet the more attractive he is

>>5065814
I do have issues. Not bagging issues, I'm just messed up in the head.

>>5065825

I lol'd.

>>5065814
I must be set, then. There's a piece of gum in my purse, since I don't actually use one. I shove everything into my pockets, throw my wallet in my backpack for school.

But seriously, that's dumb.

>wallet
>phone
>check book
>chap stick

It's not even worth posting a picture of.

>>5065825
I have 25CAD in my wallet. Am I doing good? :O

>>5065844
Step up to my level bro, I have £220 sitting next to me.

>>5065849

>Not depositing it in your bank account.

I keep about 50 bucks on me just in case, everything else is in the bank.

>>5065863
I have plenty of money in the bank. This money is just for anything that comes up, like needing to order a pizza.

>>5065871

>220 (pound? my American is showing /blush) worth of pizza...
>imagine the possibilities

foot cream
sunscreen
key
lip balm
ankle friction reducer block
orajel stuff for coldsore
camera
disguisable pepper spray
wallet
pills
usb
rocks
ipad
music score
a box of latex gloves

>>5065883
>foot cream
>a box of latex gloves
wat

This is pretty much it~

Contents pictured:

-Laptop
-Laptop Charger
-250 gig portable hard drive
- 2 gig flashdrive x2
-Laptop Battery
-DSi
-PSP 2000
-Ball Point Pen x2
-Sharpie
-Measuring Tape
-iPod Classic
-Headphones
-Like. . . 12 bucks?

There is a bunch of stuff not pictured to, like my notebooks, Joann's Coupons, loose leaf paper, and my phone (because I used it to take the picture)

The contents of my bag are pretty boring, but I guess that's just part of being a guy, huh?

>>5065888
I wear flip flops around a lot and my feet get super dry at times until you can visibly see my skin crack etc. It comes in pretty handy.
Also, my boyfriend is a chemist so he got that box of gloves from his lab one day and didn't have anywhere to put it so I kept it in my purse. Just never pulled it out till now.

I pulled my class books out and this is what was left

>Sudoku book I take with me everywhere
>Pocket mirror
>Fanta chapstick, moisturising chapstick, lip gloss
>Dunhills and torch lighter
>2 Year daily planner
>purse with monies n cards n IDs
>cell phone
>shitton of elastics and a hairband
>ruler, 2 pencils, 2 ink pens, 1 nice pen
>huge ass key holder thing so I don't lose my keys
>usb
>perfume
>umbrella
>Worther's Originals errywhere

>>5065849
I found 20 more $.

>>5065909
i love people who keep candy with them

>>5065910
Sweet, lets go halfs on a pizza. What toppings do you want?

You girls are so organized. I'm such a pig that i forget to clean the leftover lunch out of my purse and it rots over the weekend. The bottom of my purse is lined with crumbs.

>>5065918

Yeah I go through a bag a week, whenever I buy a new one, I rip it open on top of my bag and pour them in. Such a great snack. Plus, yeah, it's fun to give them to friends randomly.

>>5065945
my bag used to get like that when i went to school, i just couldn't be bothered cleaning out garbage/ crumbs.

it isn't that bad now though since i don't have to carry food around anymore

plus i'm sure most of us took this opportunity to clean out our bags before taking pictures anyway

I sometimes think I need a bigger bag but it's actually held pretty well with all the stuff I have in it.

>>5065975
how does it even FIT

>>5065975
Wow, how do you get that to fit? I'm sure it must look like a stuffed sausage or something.

>>5065716
The scary thing is, I knew exactly the site that came from.

>>5065994
don't we all.

>>5065984
>>5065987
They fit pretty well in there. I usually do a lot of tetris style packing and there's a lot of little pockets and zippers to put things in, too.

current contents of bag

nothing special, really.

I kinda feel like a pack rat now with all of this stuff.

>no condoms

>>5066025
... oh.

>>5066025
Why carry condoms with you? Its not like your going to have random sex on the bus or something.

>>5066031
Better safe than sorry?

I'm not a girl but i do carry a messenger bag full of my shit whenever i go out.
Man-bag?

- Ipod nano 4th gen
- Persona 3 Portable case
- Persona 3/4 blind box phone strap thing
- My mobile phone
- Schedule book
- Usb phone charger (just in case)
- Wallet
- Psp with a Nerv cover

>>5066176
Can i has that Yosuke and Kuma phone strap please?

>>5066020
Is that a diaper in the top right?

big wallet
clorets gum
purple papers to soak up shiny spots on face, don't know the english name
wet tissues (for summer, here its suuuper humid)
pressed power
lipstick i didnt remember i have (almost never wear lipstick)
container for babby's rice crackers
keys
tissues
digi cam
hand cream
pen
tide pen

>>5066020
hey there fellow mom lol im >>5066196
its not a good idea to carry diapers without cover in your purse since god knows what can get in them and then putting it on baby's delicate parts.. not a good idea.
thats only my two cents. i carry mine in a small diaper pouch or make her carry one diaper on her little purse lol

most of these are from mujirushi ryouhin. except my "girly things go in there" pouch and my lovely tsumori chisato wallet.

notebook
pen/pencils
tissue
sunglass
glasses cleaner
ipod
iphone
lipsticks
school id
suica
ciggies
painkiller
nars and shu uemura member's cards
my last 1000, i need to go to bank ff

..free drink ticket for megumi okonomiyaki chains

>>5066176
can you be more obsessed with evangelion ? lol

>>5066208
Where in Japan do you live? i see you don't live in central tokyo, i can tell that much from your pic

>>5066209
>facepalm.
Yes it's embarrassing but i love it!
Favorite and my first anime since childhood!
If something has a NERV logo i have the urge to buy it.

>Saged because it isn't contributing to the thread

>>5066212
I feel the same way with anything pokemon!
If it has anythign to do with a pokemon or even looks like a pokemon patten i have to buy it!
The amount of pokemon keychains i have from random impulses i could make a damn table out of!

>>5066210

in kokubunji, its kind of far from shinjuku, takes 30 mins by train.

Why don't women carry tools?

Leatherman Charge TTi
4Sevens Quark MiNi 1xAA
Wallet
Keys
iPhone 4

>>5065765

This is such a late response, but I carry a pepper spray too in the middle of arkansas. I don't think its a big deal to have something like that on you, just in case anything /were/ to happen.

>>5066219
i have a swiss army knife on my keychain, does that count

>>5066216
ah wooord

>>5066212
its fine bro, i was just kidding. i like evangelion too. the movie is coming out next year isnt it? DEFINITELY going to the theater to watch this one

>>5066222
Absolutely. It might fail on you, but it's still a tool. Good job.

- JSA booklet
- Tube map
- CVs
- Rubbish and receipts (which aren't going back in for obvious reasons)
- The Hobbit
- Notebook with half a cigarette saved up the side
- Shine control papers
- Pens
- Lighter
- Torch
- Keys
- Wallet

You guys keep such cute shit in your handbags, haha.

I don't usually use this bag so it isn't really a good representation of the stuff I usually carry around...I used it today because I needed the extra space, but there's a lot of crap I forgot about and left in there from last time.
Ignore the timestamp, my camera's a few days off.

In clockwise-ish order:
>a change of clothes
>hat for work
>hairbrush
>some loose papers
>escaped hair ties, hairpins and safety pins
>a band-aid
>two nearly run out train tickets
>a broken pen
>some tissues
>a mirror
>a box of pins
>my phone
>two wallets (the black/silver one is broken)
>aaaand some ibuprofen which I forgot to put in the picture

>>5065785
>>5065772
>>Person from England is making racial remarks and everyone is surprised

More news at six.

>>5066327
?

>keys
>hand sanitizer because I work with money and have a massive raging cold.
>cough drops
>tylenol, ibuprofen, aleve, asprin and cold medicine (I don't take them all at once!)
>my mini umbrella
>a flashlight
>a tiny belt

I don't like to carry makeup around with me because a friend of mine used to steal my shit out of my purse. Not my friend anymore.

I'm too lazy to take a picture, but pic is my bag I carry everywhere. I've been using it for a couple years and need a new one. It usually has my wallet (American McGee's Alice wallet, fuk yea), my kindle, some pens/pencils and feminine items tucked away. When I take it to school, add a laptop and charger. That's the gist of what I carry.

>>5065519
I have that pen ^-^ I used it so much it ran out of ink so I replaced it with pink ink. So fucking cute.

>Wallet
>Coin purse
>Headphones
>Sunglasses
>Lotion
>Comb
>Pens
>Chapstick
>Eyeliner
>Mascara
>Lipgloss
>Foundation
>Concealer
>Scissors
>Needles
>Thread
>Hair tie
>Earrings
>Ring
>Keys

This thread reminded me of this<3

Not quite a purse, but in one of the over-sized bags I always have on me:

>Sketchbook (Sometimes two)
>At least one M:tG deck
>Pound of dice
>iPad
>A hairbrush (Less important now that I have no hair)
>Pencils, Pens, etc.
>Swedish grammar book
>DS and 999
>A stapler
>A pack of 4 AA batteries
>Cords for my phone and iPad
>Rhetoric textbook
>Advil

A bit more than usual seeing as I had to pack to come down to Windsor for the weekend. But most of that is pretty standard.

Since I'm a bit of a hoarder (and a Lolita), I always try to get the biggest possible bag so I can cram as much shit as physically possible.
When I remember to pack my bag properly (I often take things out due to using other bags etc) I have:

1x gigantic everything holder beast of a three-in-one wallet I bought in Germany while holidaying there.
1x iPhone 4.
1 or 2x pens since I can never be fucked lugging my pencil case, comes in handy other times.
1x earphones/headphones depending on my mood.
1x Listerine mint pack (you remember those things that looked like thin bits of plastic? yeah, those).
2-5x random bits of business cards and flyers that magically end up down there. Aswell as lose change.
I've lost my keys recently, so I don't have those anymore. I rely on other people to get into my house.

Like I said, I have a beast of a wallet, so that's an entire different black hole of random crap.

>>5065446
>Coach

nigga thats like welfare name-brand

Two traffic tickets.

Sigh

>>5066748

Screw it. Got bored and look a photo. This is my current contents. I put in the headphones, though. Since it's usually one or the other.

Also starring Gerald my purple alpaca!

>>5066772

Derp, accidentally the picture.

Never had a wallet.

>>5066773
DAT PURPLE ALPACA.

I switch around bags but lately I just grab my clutch. But in short, my messenger/school bag will have to do.

>>5065910
DUDE. - I recognize that grad Watcard.

in before creepy stalking.

>>5065446
This is like an EDC thread, but for women.

>>5066822
>>5066207
I have it in one of those trifold clear plastic pouches that you can buy as an accessory for a diaper bag. Didn't really think It was worth photographing seeing as though it is now a part of my purse.
>>5066186
pretty important to have when you have an infant.
I have on in my purse just in case I am away from the diaper bag.

>wallet
>sunglasses
>phone

...lol I dunno, not much.

fffuuu I'm pretty sure all my starbucks cards are empty.

>>5066804
Do you go to Waterloo?
:O

>>5066804
You can't just say that and leave. That's weird!

>>5065560
what's the thing at the top? the red circular thingy?

>>5065548
awwwww yeh.

I don't have a purse since I'm a dude, but pic is what was in my school bag.

we were doing watercolour painting yesterday, and yes those are rocks. I was trying to paint them.

I was also trying to show off my 100% anthropology test on the left there, but the resolution is too crappy to see the grade