WHO THE FUCK AGREED TO TAKE THAT PICTURE?

Here you go. 410341 hours in photoshop, I swear.

>>5064704
Doesn't she have some friend on dA?

That poor woman's camera...

>>5064730
I hope and pray that she takes them for the "benefit" of the internet, trolling PT behind her back.

remember if it's unflattering it's not her fault

>>5064738
I have the sickest feeling that she takes them because she's genuinely interested in photography and PT is the only model she can find.

>>5064723

You got mad skills, bro.

>>5064704

Whoever it is, it's obviously some fag that got a Nikon for their birthday or something, they're shit at being a photographer. And let's not even begin with their choice of subject.

>that photo

Why is her mouth open? That's just not attractive

I find this incredible offensive!! Honestly comparing PT to a whale, how low can you get??

Whales are beautiful, majestic, intelligent animals! They do not have a trace of excess fat on their bodies and when these poor creatures end up washed ashore to certain death, it is a tragedy!!

How can you even put them on the same level as the hambeast that is PT?!

>>5064743
>blame the photographer

her tripod...?

>>5064767
Oh the humanity of it!

>>5064777
>Oh the huge manatee of it

ftfy

>>5064702
Well, I tried.

>>5064779

>>5064792
Not bad...but she needs a tail or something.
Something to hide those legs.

>>5064795

Ah, my fucking god, there's a picture on her dA and I'm damn sure that she's only shooped one of her legs thin...

This has been done already, and extremely well. There was a whole copypasta made of it with the two pics (which would you save after drowning sort of thing).

>>5064799
it's probably the perspective distortion

>>5064770
She does have a photographer, occasionally.

I believe it was this guy called Squidflakes, who took her beach pics. Though how he can manage to photograph her without projectile vomiting everywhere is a mystery to me.

Challenge accepted. I shall try my hardest to photoshop this whale into something remotely fuckable. I may be some time.

This took me well over an hour. It was fucking challenge but I think I managed to improve her slightly.

I tried. Fucked up her hair and leg. This bitch is so hard to shoop. I have failed you /cgl/

I swear I could be doing more important things...

>>5065065
really good

>>5065065
You did a good job, Anon.

>>5065065
Ouch

>>5065065
Look's like she's...all washed up.

>>YEEEEEAAAAAHHH

>>5065036
you can't do miracles, but still that's one of the best PT shops I've seen lately

Poor girl. You guys are the worst.

>>5065085
She brings it on herself, honestly.

eughh

>>5065065
I'M NOT WORTHY

Best I could do in 30 mins, her face is impossibru to shoop properly. I give up!

>>5065107
she's gone from looking like she wants to punch someone to looking like she's afraid she's gonna get raped. lolwat?

>>5065137
and her point is...?
Dear Sarah, that's actually the most common thing.

>>5065137
that proves it, she's Japanese

I'm really hungry so instead of getting something to eat I spent 5 minutes on this. Now I'm going to eat.

>>5064702

>>5065151
aww, you named it after me

>>5064750
Best things a photographer could have on their resume:
I made PT look good.

>>5065151

Dat shadow

>>5065334

You can shit on it with the liquify tool, but the shadow never lies.

why hasn't PT made a youtube dance video? Aren't Jap idols supposed to be good at dancing?

My question is... why would anyone take pictures on Texas beaches at all? They're disgusting. Every time I go to the beach down in Galveston, the water smells like sewage.

welp, there went dinner. thanks OP for keeping me thin!

>>5065405
she has a tone of dancing videos

>>5065406
Eh, we're still talking about PT, right?
So...

>>5065677

>>5065687

>>5065689
looks like terri schiavo

Why's her bikini bottom puffed out? Is she wearing a pad or something?

>>5065702
fat vag

>>5065677

Is it just me, or did she try to make her boobs bounce more by clenching them between her arms? It also looks like she's using her feet for additional "momentum"

Never change, PT.

>>5065720
You know that is what she is trying to do. Too bad it is also squshing her gut and making it jiggle too.

Thar she blows!

>>5065815
Winner

>>5065151
I like this one but it looks like you painted a new face on her completely. It looks more like an animu character than PT. (easier on the eyes, but not the objective)

ugh...I don't know how to photoshop...oh well it was fun to do lol

god this is so hard D:
I gave myself a little liquify makeover and made it look nice and natural in 5 minutes. I tried for like 20 on this and barely made her look OK. I screwed up her crotch royally but w/e.

quick 20 minute shoop

>>5065917
lost it

I thought you were meant to shop her as a whale, not pretty.

>>5067260

hahaha, holy SHIT.