Because Vagina is A-OKAY!

>>5045166
Do you know Zacky Snacky?

>>5045170
Nope

Cuz I liek gurlz

because girls are amazing. The velvety interior, the silky skin, the sweet sighs and moans, the way we arch and move in response to even the lightest touch. Why wouldn't you want a woman, we're amazing. Not to mention the emotionally fufilling partnership side and having awesome girly days

>>5045175

You and Mika are textbook mtfs

>>5045180
You make me wish I was a female lesbian instead of a straight male.

What does this make me?

I thought i was a lesbian because penises are gross.
then I realised vaginas were gross too.
Boobs are okay in my book though.

>>5045180
>Not to mention the emotionally fufilling partnership side

That's just down to you always wanting the man to be "confidence and macho" and you not caring about the men who care about feelings. Like me guess, I'm now going to be called a "nice guy" when all I care about is the feelings of girls without expecting anything in return, yet I get labelled a "no confidence pushover".

>>5045257
I know how you feel (though I'm a guy).

As a compromise, you should switch to delicious 2D.

>>5045260
Get back to /r9k/.

>>5045267
>only response is telling me to get back to a non-existent board

Delicious.

>>5045272
I think 4chan Spin-Off #684721 has an /r9k/. GO THERE.

>>5045278
>still not addressing what I said and telling me to go away

If you want to at least seem like you aren't retarded, at least just address the point and why you think it's wrong.

>>5045284
For the record, I am not the person you are responding to. While "nice guy syndrome" does exist, a lot of people (particularly on 4chan) seem to use it as a scapegoat for everything; "oh I was too much of a nice guy, so she friendzoned me!"
Either man up a little (not an insult or a sexist attack on males; it's just how we've developed biologically and as a society), or stop trying to court with complete bitches.

The worst part about "nice guys" is how bitter and not nice they are; they're even more manipulative than the so-called "alphas" because their friendliness and pretending to care is all an act to get into your pants.

>>5045295
But this is what I mean, you tell me to "man up a little" yet in post I originally replied to, they weren't exactly looking for the whole "manning up" thing. I just want to know why people think you would have to turn lesbian if you wanted a really emotional relationship.

>>5045260
bitch Please! If a guy wants to show his emotional side I'm full of respect for him. Personally I think people that are into macho 1950 steriotypes need to get therapy. I used to like guys too but all the ones I've met and tried to be with were all alike, holding in their feelings, only ever wanting Sex and so i felt bad for having feelings coz shits meant to be equal and open in relationships. So don't you dare say what I think.

>>5045284
why are you even in a lesbian thread, anyway?

>>5045306
I'm a 'nice guy' and I couldn't care less about sex.
And if you're wondering, yes I've been in a healthy, sexual relationship before. It was okay.

>>5045308
because they're morons. all of the women who state that 'men are only interested in my body' are too shitty/lazy/whatever to find all of the normal, emotionally fulfilling men out there.

>>5045306
>guys who are nice to you only want to get into your pants

Frankly, you are the worst type of girl. You believe guys are only nice because of one thing and can't be just nice people.

That really pisses me off because it can turn the nice guys into these "nice guys" you keep talking about.

>>5045308
Not the same person, but women connect much better to other women emotionally because of how our brains are wired differently than men's. Women notice subtleties men don't and are more open with emotions (the latter I don't think is actually a wiring thing, but still). I don't want to be all "men are from Mars, women are from Venus" but we are "programmed" differently. It's why men typically befriend and are closest to other men and vice-versa unless there has been a problem growing up.

>>5045324
new age sexism, hurrah~

>>5045324

While we're having some sort of /adv/-/r9k/ meta somethingorother thread, how do you girls feel about penis size? Does it matter to you whether a guy has a small penis?

...I-it's for a friend, honest.

>>5045322
No, I genuinely thought there were nice guys out there until I moved to a new state and found that these "nice guys" were only interested in me until they didn't get me on a date and then never spoke to me again. If a guy wants to date me, just fucking say it, don't pretend to be a friend and then drop me. The only genuine nice guys out there are gay.

>>5045337
This is also stupid to say, can we not have a discussion about this topic without it descending into "LOL R9K LOL ADV SHIT LOL".

No one has started calling all women whores or anything like that and I like to think this discussion has been quite civil.

>>5045337
how small? if it's just a tad below average you can compensate by working for it. if you've got micropeen, you're definitely gonna run into some troubles. or your friend will...

polite sage because dick measuring >.>

>>5045337
It's a fucking lesbian thread. If youre not big enough to hit gspot, then you're useless.

>>5045339
If you honestly believe that, I feel really sorry for you.

>>5045330
>>5045334
Not the same person (we need some sort of abbreviation for that), but she's pretty much right. Go read up on it, this is pretty much how it works. I recommend the book Being Intimate: A Guide to Successful Relationships by Dr John Amodeo. I think he intended it to be a sort of self-help book but it reads more like a prosodic overview of male/female sociology.

Girls are totally great. They're all sweet smelling and soft, and they must be pretty fun to have sex with.

But I still like dick.

>>5045330
>>5045334
Oh boy, just because I state the obvious suddenly I'm a sexist.
http://www.livescience.com/3808-men-women-differently.html
http://www.livescience.com/2855-brains-wired-differently-men-women.html
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/16187129/ns/today-today_health/t/men-women-are-we-wired-differently/

>>5045339
so you have some bad luck, possibly can't tell when a guy just wants to fuck, etc. so you decide that 'real' nice men don't exist anywhere? OCCAM'S RAZOR SUCCESSFULLY DEPLOYED.

>>5045339
>The only genuine nice guys out there are gay.
Okay, I find this quite offensive.

>>5045352
>But I still like dick.
No, you still like GUYS. Nobody likes penises, they're horrible.

>>5045356
i think you're taking the whole 'brains work different' logic too far. after all, why would gay guys make good friends if their brains are so 'different'? or does being gay somehow give you ladybrain...?

You know...I turned a lesbian once. Full on bull-dyke too. Kinda overweight, but whatever.

>>5045359
Ok, ok, sorry. Some are bi.

>>5045363
spoken like a true straight guy or lesbian
penises are beautiful (as long as they're not those mutilated circumsized monsters)

>>5045365
Ohshi, female brains wired differently logic broken.

>>5045363
>Nobody likes penises, they're horrible.

Horrible in a so so good way, bby. If I met a chick with a dick, I think I'd become a lesbian pretty quickly.

>>5045363
I like penises, sure they're a bit strange looking, but all genitalia is.

I love watching guys jerking off, dicks are great.

>>5045363
I find penises gorgeous tbh. A nice, hard dick mmmmm. One of lifes most beautiful sights. Vaginas are beautiful too. I don't get why people are so grossed out by genatalia.

>>5045366
Grats!
(not being sarcastic)

Same reason why straight guys are straight.

>>5045365
see
>>5045324
>Women notice subtleties men don't and are more open with emotions (the latter I don't think is actually a wiring thing, but still)
>are more open with emotions (the latter I don't think is actually a wiring thing

>>5045363
I like small penises.

Not like shotacon. Just small and shapely and neat. They tend to be less ugly and veiny. I don't get the whole lusting over a big one. They don't feel better.

>>5045375
Please don't continue that line of thinking. As a bisexual male, I would like to know I have SOME chance of a relationship in the future.

>>5045369
>penises are beautiful (as long as they're not those mutilated circumsized monsters)

Now now, the whole circumsized/uncircumsized is all personal preference.

All genitalia is weird-looking, but we should all love it regardless.

>>5045366
Ewww, overweight bulldykes are the worst. Did you eat her out? Did her pussy stink? I can't imagine eating a girl out. Its gotta be so gross and slimy.

>>5045377
Are you contesting the idea that women are more open emotionally? Or am I misunderstanding you here?

lol @ the lesbos who are all "Teh wiminz, dey haz the soft skinz and make me feel like I'm in charge of the relationship."

I'm as asexual as you can get and still find men by far much much more attractive than I find women, esp the conniving hambeasts that troll /cgl/.

Plus, I like how a man complements my own feminine attributes. I feel like a man's natural masculinity balances my femininity and that makes me feel complete. The feeling itself is not describable.

women on the other hand provide me with companionship in a way that a man cannot but I still find most women to be off-putting in general. I don't know why but i imagine lesbians to be very narcissistic creatures. Being women themselves, they must know that women aren't angels. They can be far more unpleasant than men imho. While I also don't like guys who only want to get laid and don't have no intention of understanding their partners on an emotional level, there are men out there who aren't just looking for sex. Giving up so easily is really pathetic.

>>5045377
This is what we were talking about earlier though, straight guys can be open with their emotions but sometimes they just get laballed as these "nice guys" even though they aren't.

>>5045377
i can't tell if you're implying that being gay is a result of a 'problem while growing up'?

>>5045383
>I can't imagine eating a girl out. Its gotta be so gross and slimy.
Are you speaking from experience? It's only gross if the girl doesn't properly take care of herself. Some people also don't realize that tuna crotch is a bacterial infection and isn't a normal thing.

I wish i was a lesbian, but i am straight and theres nothing i can do about it. Lesbians have such awesome relationships and girls are so cute and pretty.

Eating a girl out isn't gross. There's not, like, dripping slime everywhere. That's just hentai nonsense.

If you're into her you're not gonna find it disgusting, are you? At least when I really like someone, I don't find anything about their body disgusting, short of when something unpleasant's coming out of it.

>>5045388
I mean, i'm sure all girls have had moments when they aren't that 'fresh'. I know i have, and its not pleasant. So being a lesbian would surely increase scenarios of the fishy kind.

Girls that look like boys are ALMOST as hot as boys that look like girls.

>>5045399
As a boy who wishes he looked like a girl and entered a lesbian-esque relationship with a girl, I wish there were more people like you in the world.

>>5045391
Who is she? She's pretty as fuck. HNNNG.

Just about all lesbians, especially those who are into anime and yaoi, secretly aren't lesbians at all but straight pedophiles. They just know they can't have a relationship with a little boy, so a boyish girl is the next best thing.

>>5045403
Boys who THINK they look like girls generally don't though. Especially when they try too hard.

>>5045405
I know every lesbian in the world and I can confirm that this is 100% true.

>>5045410
Yes indeed, I interviewed them all for a scientific paper and can corroborate it 100%

The average vagina is DEFINITELY nastier than the average cock.

I prefer women over men. I just do.

Im not a lesbian because real life girls are gross and annoying and needy, and by the time they are 40 they look like shit, wheras men get better with age (to a point). I would only go lesbian for 2d.

>>5045409
Fortunately I don't *think* I do; I have quite a masculine (not in the 'manly' way) face. I can always dream though.

>>5045414
That's because vaginas change with use. A virgin vagina is actually quite attractive.

Unfortunately the more I pursue this line of thought, the more and more I risk becoming a pedophile.

this thread gives me wtfs.

i am a 'nice guy' who enjoys being friends with women. i have the confidence to be open and emotional about my problems, life, etc. i enjoy typically feminine things like shopping for women's clothes or watching TV aimed at a female audience. on the other hand, I am also happy doing masculine things and fit in well with men. i am not gay or bi and am in a steady relationship with a beautiful woman. i am not unique, i have friends like me and know other men with similar qualities. i am not trying to seduce every woman i meet. i am not a unicorn, i exist in real life.

attributing so many negative motives to men may be justified by experience, but it also guarantees you'll reject or dissuade any genuinely good men from entering your life. it would be a shame to be a lesbian merely because you think all men are as bad as the worst men you've met.

now to be more on topic: i definitely would love to be a woman in a lesbian relationship. my affection for women sometimes turns jealousy at your bodies and lives. women have more interesting options for clothing and styles. i'd also never had to shave again. on the other hand i'd lose some of my beloved masculine attributes, like being big and burly. plus i'd have to menstruate!

>>5045419
I hate to say it, but little girl vaginas are way nicer than adult's ones.

Not to say anything else about a little girl is appealing. Just...it hasn't started to look like it's turning itself inside out yet.

>>5045421
>i'd also never had to shave again

You say you...have had relationships with girls before?

>>5045423
Thank you for saying it for me, you took quite the bullet there.

Of course I don't find children sexually attractive, but they're quite cute in a way that I think most adult women need to learn from.

>>5045423
Dude, there's the line, and that's you WAAAAY over it.

Can you imagine eating out your 52 year old 'life partners' saggy, wrinkly, droopy, gross, roast beef, hairy vag? THAT is why i am not a lesbian. I'm thinking long term.

>>5045425
Everyone knows girls don't have to shave because they don't get beards. They don't want sex either, because they have nothing 'down there'.

>>5045433

>>5045425
i meant my face. the women in my family tree aren't the mustachioed types. i wouldn't mind having to shave my legs, so no problems there.

>>5045419
i've been fucking the same vagina for years and it's still awesome.

inb4 assertions of small penis

>>5045441
That was the case with me and my ex-girlfriend.

Though that's because I *do* have a small penis. In a way, I'm quite thankful.

I think I've already been over this in another thread and I'm not sure if I should be entering this conversation so late buuuut oh well.

I consider myself to a nice guy, I really enjoy listening, helping and just being there for people, I also am not afraid to share my feelings. I mean that on top of just wanting to spend time with people and just enjoying spending time with people doing stuff which they are into even if I'm not really into it myself. It's just me, but I don't have any intentions of getting in a girls pants if I just want to spend time with her and enjoy her company and I'm friendly to her.

It gets me worried because I think now, do the girls I talk to think I'm only listening to their problems and I'm only acting friendly to try and get in their pants?

>>5045442
As long as she doesn't mind, don't fix what's not broken!

>>5045447
You just don't fucking think about it and do whatever. You don't go looking to hear people's problems. If they want to tell you, they'll seek you out, and if they do that, it's because they're comfortable with you and already won't be thinking you're being creepy.

>>5045419
Lol no they don't you fucking retard. You could fuck the same girl a thousand times with a thousand different penises and as long as she didn't get a disease her vagina would be exactly the same. Maybe even tighter because she would be using her muscles over and over when having an orgasm/enjoying sex.

Do vaginas change with age? Yes. But so does everything else.

>>5045447

I wouldn't think so. although subjects I like to discuss range from the esoteric to crackpot theories like the mandrake that was going to help the Nazis win the war. Not a whole lot of people find those types of subjects interesting.
>>5045385
this is me.

>>5045449
She didn't! Though that's probably because she wasn't hugely into sex (nor was I for that matter), and although she had more experience than me, she was quite forgetful about such things.
Now I just need to find another girl that exactly matches these criteria, and I'm golden!

... ;_;

>>5045453
100% true, no whores have ever had loose vaginas and it all springs right back after childbirth.

>>5045463
I don't know man, >>5045453 sounds like an expert.

>>5045465
I don't understand, I was agreeing.

>slut shaming
>perpetuating the "having sex means getting loose" myth
I'm honestly disappointed. I thought this board was mostly women.

>>5045467
Fuck my face.

>>5045469
Obviously it's not as dramatic as "Oh, I've had sex; now my vagina's like the Grand Canyon!" people make it out to be, but it is true to an extent.
Compare a porn star's vagina to a 'normal' woman's vagina. Or compare a virgin vagina to an experienced woman's vagina.

I'm terrified of child-birth.
Which makes me terrified of the penis.

Plus girls are prettier~

>>5045465
>>5045463
I wasn't talking about childbirth at all, that does different things to different women.

As long as you exercise the muscles the original tightness won't change. Some women are born with smaller or bigger vaginas though, just like men are born with different sized penises.

Believing this more sex = loose vagina shit is like someone believing that the more sex a man has, the smaller his penis gets because it's squeezed so many times. Or the smoother it gets because it's being eroded by all the thrusting.

>>5045469
this board is populated by hambeast virgins

what do you expect

>is a a hambeast virgin
>IDGAF

I'm a lesbian because I'm a girl who likes girls...?

I don't quite understand the question, seeing as the answer is probably the same for all lesbians.

I'm not, there's a few men who stop me from being one.

>>5045469
Preach it sista! We should be slut celebrating.

I bet these same people think that guys who need buttplugs end up that way from loads of anal sex, not from the natural aging process.

>>5045477
>a few
Slut.

>>5045476
you'd think so >.>

>>5045480
Oh you! Made me laugh. Thanks for that.

The OP question is really code for "discuss stuff vaguely related to lesbianism"

>>5045472
Most of the tightness that comes from being a virgin is the fear associated with the first time, and the hymen. When a woman is comfortable and aroused, the vagina will expand to accommodate a penis and will shrink back to normal size over time. Most of the serious expansion when it comes to porn stars is from weird shit like oversized toys or speculums, they're usually average. Of course, some can be larger but that happens with porn because entire shoots can span over multiple sessions to prevent the man from cumming too soon, meaning the vagina is loose because sex was so recent.

ITT: Vagina EXPERTS!

Why do some women have...inside-out vaginas that look like dead meat? Is it just how they're born, or is it from sexual activity?
Sort of ruins it for the women who have nice, peach-like vaginas.

>>5045419
Meh, you don't have to eat pussy every time, though. There are plenty of ways to get a woman off. Like if my gf and I just got back from the gym and we're both sweaty, and I'm "less than fresh?" That's she has hands. That's why we have sex toys and various trib positions.

>>5045398
I've never seen evidence of this irl. I think it's mainly that women's vaginas get uglier if they're overused... If a woman has taken more cocks than god or had a baby, and doesn't do kegels or anything, eventually it will get loose and strange. My vagina hasn't changed from age 14-25. My not-in-a-relationship fuck buddy's vagina still looks the same as it did when we were 19.
From older women, I've heard that you can have trouble getting wet when you get older, but not much else. As far as I can tell, you don't even approach problems with saggy, weird vagina's til you hit menopause, and even then a lot of the issue can be resolved by doing kegels.

http://www.scarleteen.com/article/advice/lets_let_this_be_the_last_word_on_worn_out_vaginas_shall_we

>>5045162
Sailor moon.

>>5045488
3/10

>>5045491
2/10
Look it up yourself, I'm not feeding the troll this time around.

>>5045489
Almost all of them look like that after puberty.

>>5045490
>Meh, you don't have to eat pussy every time, though. There are plenty of ways to get a woman off. Like if my gf and I just got back from the gym and we're both sweaty, and I'm "less than fresh?" That's she has hands. That's why we have sex toys and various trib positions.
As an old-fashioned male who prefers classic 'romantic' relationships, how does this work as a lesbian? Hopefully I don't sound like I'm deluding myself when I say that sex can be quite a romantic, passionate act between two lovers, or it can be a slutty display of pleasure by two people who just want to fuck. If you're just sticking bits of plastic in each other, can it even be the former?

>>5045497
Eh, I suppose I've just been fortunate in my (limited) experience.

Let's just hope my luck doesn't run out any time soon...

>>5045489
That's just some skin they have to protect the vagina entrance. On some women it pokes out, on others it doesn't.

I don't understand questions like this. You've seen a lot of porn I assume, don't all dicks look a bit different too? Don't all tits look different?

Isn't this a board of all women anyway? I thought we were all aware vaginas were weird looking.

>>5045501
durrrrrrrrrrrrrr. if you really love someone, eating their poop is romantic.

>>5045489
Some women are born with weird looking or oversized labia minora, which is not pretty.
And some women are also born with weird coloration on their vaginas, which apparently can get worse with hormonal changes or certain health conditions.

Women in porn are not picked based on their vaginas first, the way men in porn are picked for large cocks. That's why many men in porn have huge dicks but are ugly. Women are chosen because they have very attractive bodies and sometimes certain facial features (look very young, etc.) and are willing to do the things porn stars do for money. Their pay is reducing more and more these days.

>>5045162
that's easy - I'm not.

>>5045501
>owning dildos mean sex with your partner isn't romantic

Lol are you a virgin?

>>5045504
I'm a man, and I never watch porn. The few girls I have gotten that far with have had quite clean, smooth vaginas, but some of the pictures on the Internet honestly make me feel sick. I initially put it down to my immaturity and lack of experience, but I still feel the same way.

>walking around the boards
>hop over /b/ like my life depended on it
>ask some questions over at /p/
>chill in /mu/ for a bit
>see what's going on at /x/
>hungry, check out /ck/
>curious, come here
>stumble upon this thread

>>5045501
There are plenty of ways that can be romantic. One thing I love is that when I want to, I can focus on her completely. I love to watch her face when I'm making her feel good.

But there are positions that allow women to get close together, to look into each others eyes and feel things mutually. Some of them involve toys, some don't.
>>5045506
Forgot to mention, the reason porn vaginas look so nasty is often because the woman isn't actually aroused. The pretty pink color comes from good blood flow to the area and increases with arousal. A dry, unaroused pussy isn't as pretty as an aroused, wet one.

>>5045489
>>5045515

Read this:
http://www.scarleteen.com/article/advice/why_are_my_labia_so_weird

>>5045505
Cool story bro!
>>5045511
No I am not. Nor do I have anything against lesbians, or even people who just have sex for the sake of having sex. I'm just curious as to whether there's anything romantic and loving about sticking bits of rubber inside each other, or whether it's just for the sake of getting each other off.
Maybe I am deluding myself and all romance is a lie, or maybe all lesbians ever tend to only care about the sexual side of things. Who knows!

>>5045515
Well if we're talking about bending down and looking straight at a spread vagina, no it isn't going to look so great.

Just try to get over it basically. Women work pretty hard already to look and smell and feel nice, it could be way worse than what it is. Just close your eyes and stick it in.

>>5045260

There are certain ways you can connect with your own sex, especially because you share the same biological system and because you likely share the same gender experiences within society. That doesn't necessarily mean the other sex is at fault for not living and being brought up in the same way, it just means there is a sort of "brotherhood" understanding you can achieve because of that. Or "sisterhood," if you're a female, I guess.

>>5045525
>not a virgin
>romance is a lie
>all lesbians are sluts who feel no emotion

You have to be autistic or something, then.

It can be romantic and fulfilling to give your partner an orgasm no matter how it is done. Not everyone wants sex between a man and a woman only, in the missionary position, with eye contact for the rest of their lives or even at all.

Plus, lesbians don't have penises so what else do you want them to do? How is fingering more romantic than a dildo?

Sometimes you just don't feel like touching a vagina. Maybe you just got your nails did, I dunno.

>>5045526
What if I travel back in time, before hygiene standards improved and all these fancy products were invented?

I honestly often worry about this. Maybe I need to go outside more.

>>5045523

And the super long version: http://www.scarleteen.com/article/advice/giveem_some_lip_labia_that_clearly_aint_minor

>>5045458
Sorry for the amazingly late reply but I don't know anything about what you just said, care to explain?

>>5045535
Lol. Your neuroticisms are cute.

I think as long as you don't turn down women based on their vagina's appearance you should be okay. Just get them to shave and grin and bear it.

>>5045534
>You have to be autistic or something, then.
I was being a little tongue-in-cheek, but point taken.

I don't know. I wasn't brought up a Christian or anything; I live in a very lower class neighbourhood in a working class family. I wasn't exactly conditioned to believe in 'the one' or any of that nonsense, I just prefer romantic relationships. In fact I would rather sex not enter my relationships at all if possible, but biology and the society we live in make that a bit tricky.

>It can be romantic and fulfilling to give your partner an orgasm no matter how it is done. Not everyone wants sex between a man and a woman only, in the missionary position, with eye contact for the rest of their lives or even at all.
I suppose I understand; I just can't relate. Maybe it's the stigma that comes with such things. Media--be it books, film, plays--has made a big deal of romantic heterosexual intercourse for centuries, but sex toys and lesbianism are fairly contemporary. Perhaps I just need time to adapt.

>Plus, lesbians don't have penises so what else do you want them to do? How is fingering more romantic than a dildo?
Eh, I have fingered women but I would rather I didn't. Sort of the same reason as above, though I guess the fact that it's more natural makes me feel a little at ease.

Hopefully we will have some spontaneous evolutionary shift where women can opt-in to having penises. Then my weird, possibly homophobic line of thinking can disappear, and everyone can live out their futa fantasies.

>>5045458
>subjects I like to discuss range from the esoteric to crackpot theories like the mandrake that was going to help the Nazis win the war.
We should hook up.

>>5045525
What's romantic, sexually, changes from person to person.
What people do, sexually, changes from person to person.

If missionary sex is "romantic" to you because you can look into one another's eyes and feel mutual pleasure and try for a mutual orgasm...
There are many ways to get that with two women.
I bet if you think about it, you can imagine some.

Because this girl convinced me to play "boyfriend and girlfriend" with her regularly when we were both in first grade, and then I never moved on but she did... feels bad man.

Now I have a boyfriend of four years that I am emotionally attached to (we were best friends first), and since he can sexually please me I guess I am technically bisexual (though I only ever check out girls...) And he knows I prefer girls, and of course he doesn't mind since he knows I love him, and the idea of me with another girl is hot to him, but it still kinda feels bad because I am shy and I feel like I will never get to please a girl like I got to when I was seven...

Feels bad man. I still am her friend and we hang out every now and then, but I think she has mentally blocked it out or something.

>>5045556
>I bet if you think about it, you can imagine some.
Sounds like a fun Saturday night activity!

>>5045559
This makes me sad.

Bit of a bizarre suggestion: have your boyfriend cross dress. It will either be completely awesome or it will make your relationship awkward for the rest of your lives.

>>5045550

You gotta look into different dildos, mang. I know you're thinking of the same $25 pink jelly double-sided dildo that I always think of, but you gotta get in on the classy stuff, like the polished gold or jade or heavy polished stone or wood or even porcelain junk. Then it's classy as hell, just missing some curled mustaches and top hats.

I had an ex who looked like a small brain was falling out of her vagina, poor girl.

Still felt good, but that thing was ugly.

>>5045564

>>5045564

Haha! That would be entertaining. He is quite manly though -- I am talking muscles and facial hair - the whole deal. I mean for a guy, he is pretty conventionally attractive I guess, but that really doesn't matter to me like I said because it's his personality and our cultivated relationship and trust and all that we have built up.

Sexually, though, I like boobs and vaginas... not clothing. It wouldn't be awkward because we are pretty comfortable around each other... I am pretty sure he wouldn't want to do it, but if I begged him he would. I am just saying I doubt it would do much for me sexually, haha. But thanks for the suggestion, anon.

>>5045566
It scares me how elaborate and specific some of these sex toys are. Though I'm quite fond of the idea of two lesbians wearing monocles and drinking wine before engaging in a spiffing round of intercourse together.

>>5045574
Well since he can satisfy you, isn't that enough?

It's more than some of us get... ( ._.)

>>5045566
>jade of heavy polished stone

That sounds very very cold.

>>5045550
>In fact I would rather sex not enter my relationships at all if possible

You are asexual maybe? My friend from high school was like this. She had a fat weeb friend who was in love with her, and she told me she would accept him as her boyfriend if they never had to kiss or even touch at all. She had a few boyfriends before but broke up with them because they wanted to kiss her and hug all the time and she didn't like it.

>homophobic
Maybe you're gay and don't like to think about women having sex because it turns you off?

>>5045580

I know. I am just greedy. And really, really, really like girls... haha. Let's just say I masturbate about an hour a day thinking about girls at least...

But I am extremely lucky, I am aware. So that's good at least. I hope you find someone, anon!

>>5045576

I agree, though. The rabbit vibrator just looks horrid to me. It looks like it'd feel nice, but the aesthetic appeal is just...damn, that shit ugly. I don't think I'd own one just because of how far its look turns me off.

>>5045586
>You are asexual maybe?
I have considered this. Not too sure though. I am attracted to women, just rarely sexually. I do enjoy sex with women, but I also enjoy lots of things. Like Scrabble. Scrabble would a better use of our time together.
>Maybe you're gay and don't like to think about women having sex because it turns you off?
Thought about this too. I suppose I wouldn't mind a strictly non-sexual relationship with a man if he was sufficiently feminine, but that's about it. I much prefer women though.

For the record I don't mind kissing and touching, I just prefer it to be non-sexual. I prefer the nice fuzzy feeling that comes with cuddling up to someone than getting a raging hard-on because of such and such.

And no, I haven't had any sort of traumatic experiences in my life.

>>5045588
>Let's just say I masturbate about an hour a day thinking about girls at least...
Get a hobby. Take up sports. Read a book!

>>5045603

I also go on runs everyday, have a 4.0 at school, hang out with friends. I have hobbies. It's gonna be ok, anon! I am just quite sexual.

>>5045553

not interested, sorry.
>>5045547

Thats exactly what I mean. Nobody has the faintest idea that Hitler contacted a psychic named Hanussen who gave Hitler a mandrake and said that as long as the bond between him, Hitler and the mandrake was not broken, the Nazis would win the war. Hitler began to kill his rivals once he gained power, and that included Hanussen. Thus the bond was broken. Once the bond was broken the Nazi's reign would only last for 12 years, and that's what happened.
more info:
http://www.mgr.org/NazismAndTheOccult.html


I doubt any of this would interest you, though.
sage for offtopic

>>5045634
>and said that as long as the bond between him, Hitler and the mandrake was not broken, the Nazis would win the war
>mfw

>>5045634

Don't forget that initially he wanted to be a comedian.
If only we had laughed at his jokes...

>>5045642
We weren't even alive then. Don't be so hard on yourself, Anon.

Because I love women the same way a heterosexual man would. I find them attractive, sexually pleasing, I can connect with them better than a dude, and penises don't turn me on.
>/thread

>>5045598
>>5045598
Maybe you just have a low sex drive. But really sexuality is hard to label since it isn't totally black and white, just be truthful with what you like and want and you might be able to find a person who will want the same things you want.

>>5045757
I suppose so.

I guess ultimately I would like to be in a heterosexual, sex-free relationship with an attractive, loving women whom I connect with. I'm avoiding the words 'asexual' and 'platonic' because they imply too much.

I'm a lesbian-identified male.
Think of it as an honorary lesbian.

It isn't fair to be born a male and only attracted to lesbian women.

I'm a lesbian because I love poontang.

>This thread

Because boys have cooties.

>>5045767
Well then just say that or say I have an extremely low sex drive but I still want a loving romantic relationship.
This sounds like my relationship with my main partner, we love each other alot but he has an extremely low to little sex drive while I have an extremely high one. We have an agreement of an open relationship, we are alright with dating or having sex with other people, but he is so asexual some times I am surprised he likes me. But we been together for 3-4 years so I guess relationships like this can work.

>>5045867
>We have an agreement of an open relationship, we are alright with dating or having sex with other people
That is disgusting.

>>5045886
I used to think so too but it would make him feel so umcomfortable when I forced him to have sex and he would feel bad for rejecting me when I asked. He is hates going out when he doesn't have to but we like our relationship and found agreement that works for us. I usually don't like open relationships but he suggested and it worked surprisingly.

I kind of wish I was a lesbian, so guys would want to be friends with me more often. Also, I know a lot of really awesome lesbians.

Well.
Actually it's funny that this thread popped up.
Recently I've been talking to this guy, well.
It started out as a joke that he pretend to be a girl with me.
And go to slumber parties, paint our nails, tell secrets and shit.
When he pretends to be a girl I find myself the most aroused. I want to make sweet girl love to him... her.

Lesbian because I have absolutely no desire to be with a man. I mean, I can look at a guy and think he is cute or has a great personality, but the thought of being in a partnership or sexual relation with him is extremely disturbing. Equally disturbing is that I have a gf who I love very much and want to spend my life with, yet she has been voicing interest in marrying and being sexual with some dream man. Maybe she is joking, but oh my god, it is a huuuge turn-off. Even worse when she stated "you are not my [dream] husband." Sorry, am a girl, not girly but not a 'stud' or butch, no desire to be such either (or be with one. I love females for a reason- their femininity). I have to wonder, when in bed, if she imagines him getting her off, not me... Such anxiety that she will leave me for a man, or share me with a man, really makes me want to cry.

>>5045979

Feel better, anon.

>>5046011
Thanks. It is quite difficult. Trying to put it into perspective that some lesbians find a beautiful, smart, amazing girl but don't even get the chance to be with her cause she dreams of marrying and/or being sexual with some dream guy. I am luckier than them in that at least I was granted time with such a girl now, even if she may find and leave for him later. Truthfully, i'd love it if she forgot all about him and could just be happy with me. Guess I will have to try harder to charm her with what I have, and if not, forever be jealous of that even luckier guy.

I can't ever see myself as being a lesbian. I love guys too much.

why marry Ellen Degeneres or Rosie O'Donnell if you are a lesbian?

Doesn't that defeat the point?

Just dropping my 2 cents.
I love men, physically and mentally, and I only love women physically.

They're batshit crazy, all of them.

1) No pregnancy scares and no babies EVER. No pills, no condoms, no morning-after pills...just delicious pussy, multiple orgasms and cuddling afterward.

2) Purely personal preference, but women smell better and taste heavenly, if they're hygienic. No body hair, soft skin, smooth bodies.

3) If you get a sane one, emotional availability.

4) Generally speaking, no pressure to have sex and no worries that you're being used for sex. At the same time sex isn't typically over until both parties are finished, so marathon sex sessions.

5) Hobbies/tastes tend to be similar.

I'm only basing this on what straight women have told me, but so many of my peers seem to have nothing but complaints about their boyfriends. He's never around, he cheated, he looked at someone else's ass, he knocked me up and left, etc. I think the relationship dynamics in a heterosexual pair can be kind of dysfunctional since each half has ridiculous social expectations to put up with and often have virtually nothing in common except that they enjoy having sex with each other. If not for the sex/marriage/kids you realize many het couples wouldn't be together at all, right? Compared to a relationship where you're best friends forever who just happen to be lovers too...in my personal opinion there's no comparison.

Because nothing's sexier than a wet pussy.

>>5046434
>No body hair
But what about all those hair removal products marketed for women?
>If you get a sane one
LOL
>I'm only basing this on what straight women have told me.....
Homosexual realtionships can be just as dysfunctional, did you ever hear the line about women running the world tomorrow if they stopped hating eachother?

>>5046460
To be fair, women have much LESS body hair than men, but they're much more encouraged to remove it than men are. Dudes need full-body wax jobs bimonthly to remain as effectively hairless as women get via a little shaving. (And my gf literally doesn't grow hair on her arms...I know, almost all human beings have a little fuzz on their arms at least after puberty, but she's got none. It's kind of weird.)

That's kind of the point though, about women hating each other -- why do they hate? Because other women are competition. Typically competition for attention, for money, for guys, etc. Remove the necessity to compete and you neutralize that rivalry.

>>5046434
>that whole post

>>5046498
Do you..... actually believe that?

>>5046498
Troll line

Because I've never stopped to think why I shouldn't be one.

I just love women.

Curious about some of the lesbians in here. Was wondering.

I've been bi-curious for a long time it's pretty much my biggest fantasy to have sex with a girl. I just dont know how to go about with it, if a girl were to hit on me I would reciprocate but Its never happened. I've always been good with the guys but not the girls if that makes sense?

Without saying I am a lesbian in a speaker phone, how can I meet a nice girl and go from there? So I can experience what i've been wanting to my whole life.

bump for interest

...because I have no sexual attraction towards men? Romantic attraction yes, on a platonic level since I did fall in love one of male friends, who happened to be gay and he felt the same, but no sexual attraction.

>>5046284
She is still a woman. What makes a person masculine or feminine, I may ask? Wouldn't your logic make women who like meterosexual men lesbian? No, because they are still men.

I love pussy. I love titties. Women in general are incredible, I love them, love girls. Shame I'm in every way Shane from the L word though. Everytime I find somebody nice to settle down with I fuck up and set myself up to destroy things unconciously. But now that I'm done with messing around I can't find anybody who's serious. Beh.

But getting back to the lesbian thing; I've been with two guys before realising and gawd, ladies are the way to go. Sure, I had bad experiences with the guys, but I've never had bad experiences with girls. Just gay gay gay, yup.

I'm not lesbian, I'm bisexual.

I enjoy sex with both men and women for different reasons. With men, part of the appeal is the way his body feels bigger than mine, rougher than mine. You can't make a dildo hard but you can make a dick hard. I generally only want to be penetrated when I'm with a guy. With women, they're soft, silky on the inside, moan sweetly and taste good. Girls are more intuitive about how to please each other because we both have tits/pussies and we know what makes us feel good, so we do that with each other and it works. I'm dating a guy right now - but if I wasn't dating him I could just as easily be dating a girl.

best of both worlds, motherfuckers.

>>5046782
That's not the best of both worlds. That phrase suggests you have both at once, not each consecutively. That's the best of each world one after the other.

The best of both worlds is my delicious trap.

>>5046434
Fuck, I wish I was a lesbian. I'm a *~bi-curious~* woman but I guess no real lesbian women would want to put up with me. Tell me there's a way to get quick lesbian sex with no emotional attachment (cause you know, I couldn't love them back)

>>5046782

shit, are you me? i was going to say all this.

>>5046887
>Tell me there's a way to get quick lesbian sex with no emotional attachment (cause you know, I couldn't love them back)

hookers

>>5046681
>>5046549
gay bars? Dating sites? /soc/? In that order

>>5046887
>>5046782
>>5046889
I can't stand bi. They seem like the most unfaithful and whimsical type, as though one person, as certainly not one gender, cannot please them consistently.

>>5045979
Ugh.

>>5047154
>implying only one gender is allowed to satisfy someone
wat?

>>5046887
>>5046549
Craigslist casual encounters might be worth a try. Or, if you live in a big city, go to the gay bars. Easiest ways of getting a lesbian one-night-stand I can think of.

Or -- and I'm not even kidding about this -- try flirting with the crossplayers at cons. Seriously, experience has shown me that about half of them are into women.

>>5047177
Yeah it's called monogamy. A far-fetched concept these days, I know. Pick your lover, regardless of gender, and stick with them. If I were with a bi person, I would think they only like me at the moment cause they desire vag at the moment, and would cheat on me, want a threesome, or flat-out leave me when they suddenly start to crave penis. I have no use for games; that bitch would get dumped before I fell in love and got my heart broken.

>>5047269

That's incredibly unfair to bi people and you're making a lot of baseless assumptions.

Who you are /sexually/ attracted to has no bearing on your ability to have a monogamous relationship. Hell, out of the three girls I dated two of them (Both lesbian) cheated on me. So really, whether you like one, the other, or both. It makes no difference. Cheaters are going to cheat.

>friends with a girl
>I don't want anything else
>one day I loan her money just to be a bro
>she starts acting weird
>find out she thinks I like her

Why are girls so high on themselves that they take a nice gesture as some kind of flirting.
Grow up.

>>5047269
You sound very insecure. As I stated above, I'm dating a guy right now but if I wasn't I could easily be dating a girl. However that does not mean I would cheat on one gender with the other just because I'd ~never be satisfied~. I'm a monogamous person, regardless of which gender I am dating at the time. Your comment sounds like it stems from deeper rooted fears of being cheated on. And that is not a phenomenon exclusive to bisexuals, hate to break it to you.

>>5047303
I know that feel, man.
Just because I am a nice person doesn't mean I want to go out with you.

>>5047307
Jesus christ, how sex hungry can one person be that they need to stress out that they would NEVER BE SATISFIED with one gender?

And then you tell people not to judge you like a slut or something like that.

>>5047177
>>5046499
>>5046011
>>5045911
>>5045588
>>5045566
>>5045511
>>5045488
>>5045477
>>5045433
>>5045388
>>5045377
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>>5045166
That's cool guys, but [spoiler]check mine.[/spoiler]

>>5047331
Okay, maybe that didn't work, but try these!

>>5047335

So, it seems the women of 4chan don't like men because they think they're manipulative and creepy, and the men of 4chan don't like women because they think they're manipulative and stupid.

I think I'm seeing a pattern here.

>>5047349
If you are smart you can play around their manipulative side, but you just can't ignore how stupid bitches are.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0CMx7M84KQ

Felt that this song was appropriate for this song.

Feed the horse, yum yum.

>>5045346
You are the reason people call some of you dykes. Who the fuck are you to criticize a penis?

Because I just am. I kind of just happened without my consent.

I'm not a lesbian, but my best friend is. I love that bitch like a sister... not at all incestuously. She's not into me that way either, I'm not her type. hurr.
>she's actually a Pachirisu

I like cute asian girls with healthy sized breasts.

I think I just like girls who look and act like me... does that make me an egotist?

>>5047329
Can you not fucking read?

>>5045339

While there are genuinely nice guys out there, there do also exist those fake 'nice guys', the ones with hidden motives who blame others when things don't go to plan.
However, this isn't to say that only men pull this sort of bullshit, but a lot of the nice guys you see on 4chan fall under this category.

>>5047413
Hnnngh

I am not a lesbian.
However, being pansexual, I am into girls as well as males.
I guess I like people in general lol.

Anyhoooo, not all girls are likable. But the ones with soft skin, and nice, non-overbearing, non-catty personalities are wonderful. Ones that don't feel it necessary to pile on makeup, and are shy when you compliment them.
I dunno, I guess its nice to be with a girl cuz they can be sympathetic to your own girl problems because they go through them too.

I... I dunno.
When I was still in high school, there were all these cute girls and short/effeminate boys running around and I was like ME GUSTA. I like cute things.
Many of the girls where I live are manipulative, emotionally draining, or super hypocritical. And the short girly boys tend to go for girls with exotic appearances.

My friend has a long distance boyfriend from the town where she used to live. They talk on Skype and he blows her off at the last minute to play games. She says she's okay with it, but she admits to being hurt when he snaps at her for no reason. He's unhygienic and she's flowery and fresh. He falls for any chick who hits on him and begs to have multiple girlfriends. They've never had sex. When she says something he doesn't like he threatens to silence her with RAEP.

I think I'm in love with her. I was at her house a while back watching S&W with her and I haven't been back since because I had this dawn-of-time level realization that I didn't want to leave, and it scared me into leaving early. Her parents are extremely conservative and have pounded it into her head that she has to be with a man. I didn't want her to know that I desperately wanted to touch her. She makes noises when she's happy. She touches your shoulder in conversation. She's shy about anything sexual. She has beautiful eyes and pretty legs. She has a fetish for uniform/costume. And she's completely straight, fantasizing about getting married and having kids and her badboy-wannabe boyfriend.

I wish I were a stereotypically handsome, charming prince who could swoop in all melodramatically and drown her in luxury/love/happiness in some island country forever.
This is nothing like my Japanese animes.

>>5047477

So, you're bisexual.

Because everyone knows that pansexuals are just shiny bisexuals.

>>5047624
Sure, if that helps you.
That analogy made me smile, lol.
However I think, though the boarder may be hazy, I identify more on the side of pan, not bi.

Not to mention that bisexuality has been getting a bad wrap lately, what with it being a fad and all. I dislike getting grouped in with the folks who "like both" for attention. Ugh, Fucking teenagers. /rant.

My apologies for that.

>>5047303
It doesn't have anything to do with arrogance. If you are young, female and at least average looking, you will get hit on 24/7 by abso-fucking-lutely anyone. It becomes normal to assume that everyone who's nice to you wants to get in your pants. Women hate that shit btw.

>>5047664

I'm surprised at your calm reaction. Kudos to you. Honestly speaking though, it seems like pansexuality is becoming a bigger fad, making bisexuality take a defensive position.

Since, according to pansexual logic, bisexual people only embrace the gender binary system and aren't attracted to crossdressers, genderqueers or transgendered people. I know a good number of bisexual-identified folks that would take great offense to being told what they don't since pansexuality is on the scene.

>>5047687
I can understand that, lol.

Really, all in all, I think its kind of dumb to have to give a name to your sexuality. Like... I go with pansexual cuz its the closest thing to right. But, I think everyone should be able to be attracted to whoever and not have to name it. People see sexuality in the simplest terms, and the most convenient definitions. People will always see it as straight, gay, bi, pan, etc. But... I dunno. I lost my train of thought.
Wherever I was going with that paraphrasing breakfast club quote... I think it was all leading back to loving in confines is a silly way to do things.

>Lesbian thread
>I'M A NICE GUY HURRRR I GETZ NO WOMENNN
>EWWW VAGINAS ARE TOTALLY GRAWSS LIKE EWWW

Oh /cgl/, you never change.