My, what an inspirational troll.

Fuck mermaids, I'd rather be a narwhal.

>We women, we gain weight because we accumulate so much wisdom and knowledge that there isn't enough space in our heads, and it spreads all over our bodies.

Lost me there. That's just silly.

>>5036701
>implying this is a troll

But...wouldn't mermaids reproduce like fishes do? Or do fishes suddenly not reproduce, either?

I'd rather be a stingray. Can't get any thinner than that.

The real question is, do you want to be a mobile whale, or a beached whale?

>>5036712
What a silly question anon.
A beached whale is a dead whale.
Who wants to be dead?
Of course any person would rather be the whale in the water. It means they're still alive.

>>5036710
Yeah... Mermaids will spew some eggs onto the ground for dudes to cum on.

>>5036711
Lay a fat woman on the ground and have some folks run her over. It's a stingray.

Now wait for the hundreds of fat people on 4chan to rally behind this post and make excuses for their disgusting appearance and lack of self control.

>>5036710

>external fertilization
>Merman penises are no bigger than the size of a clitoris anyway
>no sex for the merpeople
>at least whales actually fuck

>>5036703
C-can I be a narwhal too?
Or a seahorse, can I be one of those?

>>5036718
You kidding? That only happens when we discuss fat males. Fat women have never been acceptable of 4chan, especially not /cgl/.

>>5036721
You don't go to many fatty threads then. Considering most the people who surf 4chan are overweight, of course they are going to defend it and spread their utter delusions as a coping mechanism.

But you won't find it smiling when you flip it over.

>>5036720
Of course you can be a Narwhal!
We can venture the seven seas together!

>>5036723
Ohhh... I get it. You want to start a fight. That's cool, bro.

>>5036728
Yessss Narwhal bros for life!

I'm a dugong.

Picture related, It's me cosplaying Ariel.

>>5036732
...uh. No. I just hate fat people.

Fat acceptance? I understand.
This kind of bullshit that ENCOURAGES and GLORIFIES fatness?
NOPE.jpg

captcha: Togetic ctssqu

The real question is why /fit/ is on /cgl/ again

shakespearessister.blogspot.com/2010/10/discussion-thread-i-was-fat-shamed.html

>>5036734
Bros? But I'm a girl.
Whatever, let's just stick with bros.

I don't really get this kind of thing.
If you're happy being fat then good for you, but don't start talking shit about thin or fit people, like they're lesser than you. It screams that you really aren't happy being fat. If you're happy with yourself and your choices, good for you, but don't start acting like yours is the ONLY choice and that others should emulate your, what you have to know on some level, unhealthy habits because they are "superior."

That being said I would rather be a cuddlefish.

Is it really that difficult to love your own body without having to bash people with a differently shaped body than you have? Really?

>>5036758
I'm a girl too, but "bros" sounds better really. If you have another suggestion I guess that works too.

>>We women, we gain weight because we accumulate so much wisdom and knowledge that there isn't enough space in our heads, and it spreads all over our bodies

I've heard this one before, and it's still just as retarded as the first time I read it. Gotta love the implication that skinny women aren't as "wise" -- as always it's not enough that fat women expect to be regarded as equal to thinner women, they want to be thought of as smarter, sexier, more feminine, more healthy, etc.

Also lovin' the implication that life is vacant for women who don't have kids. TBH that's usually where these "I'm fat and sexy!" messages come from -- obese soccer-moms who let themselves go after their third or fourth kid and are coming to the striking realization that they're not as hot as the 20-year-olds who aren't dragging any babies around.

I think i'd rather be a dolphin. the rapist of the sea.

>>5036760
Not to attack either side, but what you said could easily be reversed to fit thin people (they are plenty of unhealthy girls who are thin, and it catches up with them later). But I do agree that neither side should attack the other. If you're fat and happy, good for you. Same goes for thin and happy people. No need to act superior.

>>5036763
As difficult as it is for you to not bring your weight up in a conversation.

jk, chokelate, ilu.

I would rather eat ice cream with my kids and have dinner with my wife (les chick fyi)
But I'm forever alone anyway and I doubt being fat would help that.

>>5036760
Well, to be fair, the article was IN RESPONSE to someone attacking the chubby body type. So don't act like all you thin and fit people never try to body shame and guilt other people either.
JUST SAYIN.

Who says you can't eat and have fun without being a whale?
It's not about being thin. It's about taking care of your body.

Fuck you guys. I'd be an otter

>>5036723
Oh dear, you think it's only /cgl/...

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=2545702681966&set=a.2545702521962.2154719.1235752135&
type=3

>70,400 likes and counting
>49,100+ shares
>28,000+ comments

So /cgl/, what's it like to have bad views about body image while the rest of the world is happy with itself and is busy not giving a fuck?

>>5036822
90% of the comments that aren't fat-hating are fat people hating on skinnier women. The whole "I hate thin bitches, they should eat a sandwich" type shit.

Everyone in that thread is insecure and bitter.

>>5036805
That doesn't make it okay. The lady could have made her point without resorting to insulting "mermaids"

>>5036827
>implying on /cgl/ fatties are never picked on in similar manners

U mad now that the tables have been turned?

>>5036831
It's okay, mermaids are myths. It's hard to insult the feelings of something that is made up.

I love how skinny bitches come out in droves when someone tries to suggest another body type might be beautiful as well. Call someone a stick? "How dare you, skinny can be beautiful (can be? Look at every woman's magazine in any store, all skinny super models), stop insulting me wah wah wah wah"

Your body shape is exalted. Stop acting like victims. it's like Christians in USA claiming they are "oppressed." You are not victims of body shaming every single day like some other people. I'm on the smaller side myself but fuck I don't have my head up my ass like some of you idiots.


You indignation, it sustains me.

>>5036845
I think the point is that when you're trying to show that other body types are beautiful you have to be careful not to put down the other body types. Bigger girls can be beautiful just like thin girls can, but it's not okay for either side to put down the other, regardless of if skinny girls aren't constantly body shamed.

I think it's perfectly fine in a situation like this, where there are people making comments on how skinny bitches need to eat sandwiches for skinny girls to show a bit of indignation.

>>5036859
Yet here on /cgl/ if a fattie shows one bit of offense about a comment made towards their body, they're just being sensitive, mad fatties...aren't they?
I hope you realize that you're being highly ironic for the anonymous board you're posting on.

>>5036784
Cool thing is that 1/3 of people are obese, people who are underweight are nowhere near that amount.

You trying to pass off 'skinny' people as the same as these hambeasts is laughable.

>>5036822
>you and

>>5036866
I don't live in the US. I'm pretty sure that statistic isn't global, but feel free to stay angry.

That's a massive over analysis of a joke.
But that's because this is a troll.
A GOOD TROLL
the troll 4chan needs.

wub wub wub wub

>>5036865
Don't worry fatty, if you keep eating maybe someday a hot looking guy will notice how nice you are on the inside and stick with you

shooooosh
shoooooooooooosshhhh

>>5036814
all my love.

pap pap
pap

peep peep

>>5036875
Damn it Blue, I forgot my lunch today, I really want to go buy fries nowwww

>>5036879
>comic.naver.com/webtoon/detail.nhn?titleId=350217&no=31&weekday=tue

No.

>>5036895
try something healthy instead
like tuna or cottage cheese

>>5036894
This looks more delicious to me than all the cakes placed above it.

eeee ohhhhh eeee

>>5036905
damn

>>5036903
I might try some other fish, really don't like tuna and there's a sushi place under one of the school buildings...

BOIYOYOYOYOIIIINNNNGGGGG

>>5036909
Can't help it. I'm a fatty that dislikes cake.

>>5036924
If you don't like this you don't know anything about food

>>5036698
Someone is spamming this thing all over Facebook. Why do fat women try to convince themselves (and others) that when they are disgusting, slovenly hambeasts that the problem is with the rest of the world for not accepting that fat people are actually beautiful?

They are not. If you are fat, it is because you do not take proper care of yourself. You have let yourself go. You are not beautiful on the inside, and nobody should think you are. No one cares that in medieval times, fatness was considered beautiful and healthy and a sign of good childbirth. Men also used to be hairy, bearded Vikings who drank copiously and beat their wives, and you don't want any of that.

You are a fat, disgusting blob. It's not genetic or racial. It's not the world failing to see your beauty. Stop trying to delude yourself. Stop trying to argue that a nutritionist says that it's not healthy to starve yourself. Take responsibility for your actions.

Stop eating rubbish. Stop snacking. Stop making excuses. You fat fucking pig. You are hideous. But you don't have to be. That is entirely up to you.

>>5036880
Will you be my significant otter?

>>5036845
Whenever a fat person calls a healthy skinny person a stick I automatically know they are worthless fat blobs who are not even beautiful inside. They are just jealous disgusting creatures with no self control. Guess what Rolls are not the same as sexy curves.

Not everyone can have a perfect body type but being a fat blob isn't acceptable either.

Every time you have the urge to complain about 'fat acceptance' do some jumping jacks, crunches or go running pretty soon you will be a skinny bitch yourself

>>5036875
>>5036878
>>5036882
>>5036888
>>5036889
>>5036906
>>5036909
>>5036920

So not good for someone trying to diet to be here right nao...you're such a tease Blue... ._.

Oh look, 'FAT PRIDE!111!!1'.
That's nice.

>>5036973
Sorry Anon.
Just tryin' to make the thread better.
But look at it this way, if you can overcome the temptation of food, then you've won half the battle.
Stick to it, you'll feel awesome once you hit dat goal weight!

I'm skinny, and most of my friends seem to be on the chunky side. Most of them don't say a word, but I do have one that is the kind that deems it necessary to wear a little bitty bikini during the summer so her ab fat (you know the kind, it looks like a six pack but it's faaat) hangs out and claims she 'doesn't like tan lines'. She's always a bitch to me about my size, telling me to eat more or, when we're at the pool, starts the whole "You're so skinny. I fucking hate you" shit and dogs me about it the entire day.
At the same time, she bitches that she wants to lose weight but won't ever stick to a diet or work out plan. A week in, when she hasn't dropped 100 pounds, she gives up and then starts bitching again.
tl;dr don't bitch at skinny girls and don't bitch about your weight if you're not going to fucking try to fix it.

Stop ruining feminism by acting like the answer to body shame is to target women who are thin, either naturally or through diet and exercise. Whales, mermaids, we're all as attractive as we feel we are and as attractive as our significant other thinks we are. No one is obligated to find a specific body type attractive.

>>5036987
Fat Bitch friends are annoying as hell. Also they tend to be cock blocks if you find a good looking guy when they are around. Drop her

>>5036992

I'm a woman. And generally speaking, being overweight means you're going to have more health issues in life. They're going to start earlier and carry on later. YES, it is possible to be 'skinny fat' which means you have a high metabolism but don't take care of yourself. If your SO finds you to be attractive now, he'll find you attractive when you're in shape and taking care of yourself and living ten years longer. Don't be a selfish prick to the people who care about you, take care of your damn body and live longer for them.
Unless you're one of those "EVERY ONE IS SO PRETTY" people, in which case please gorge yourself on carbs and die. You can't tell me you look at every single person and go "oh, I don't find that troll looking thing attractive, but I bet SOMEONE does. : D"

I think that's giving them too much credit. Fat people are fucking disgusting. They also drive up the price of goods. Prices are set by demand. Fat people demand more food and delicious high fructose corn syrup. Food is often corn-based or corn-fed. Ethanol fuel is corn based too. Thanks, fat pigs. Because of you, things are more expensive.

Eating salad every day doesn't help if you're mainlining Mountain Dew.

True story: I was 50 pounds overweight. I got that way when I was careless about eating and drinking soft drinks. I was having them with every meal. As you get older, your body metabolizes more slowly.

I stopped drinking soft drinks and now I only eat one meal a day, and only when I get hungry. My body is trained, and I know when I need to eat. Don't listen to nutritionists who tell you that you have to eat certain things every day at certain times.

If you are fat, don't cosplay. Ever. Leave it to the Asians who have some self control and self respect.

>>5036992
>feminism
>implying women can gather themselves under the same flag
>implying women won't just find the lamest excuse to hate each other to death

Fuck you, I wanna be a mermaid.

Gross. Whoever posts this on facebook is gross.

>>5037010

Oh god so much wrong with this post.

>implies that eating only one meal a day is ok

Stop being a fucking retard, your body may have adapted to it's owner being a dumbfuck, but that shit is still not good for you.

>Also implying only asians can cosplay

Derp derp.

Also
>retarded feminists

OH YEAH ONLY FEMALES HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT IDEAL BODY TYPES MALES NEVER DOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Fucking hate retarded ass feminists.

>>5037013
Reported for posting lesbian lolis.

Hahahaha, just kidding.

Mermaids are awesome. Whales are dying out because they're too fucking big to survive, and smaller animals are hunting them. All we have to wait is for the fatties to suffer the same fate.

>>5037038
You do realize that 'fat acceptance' movement is supported mostly (if not only) by feminist women?

>>5037050


>>feminist women
>everything wrong in the world.

signed,
a woman.

>>5037038
That post makes you sound like a jealous fatty. I'm just sayin'.

Some mammals go for days without eating. Humans can too, as long as they're taking vitamins. Which I am.

>>5037053
Are you saying that feminist are indeed a problem, or are you implying the opposite through sarcasm over the internet?

>>5037059
Protip: You will piss out almost all of the vitamins you take. Taking vitamins is a really stupid thing do to, unless it's like vitamin D or something.

>>5037059

Not sure what I'd be jealous of. You're getting shit on your macro nutrients hardly eating, and I can tell how little you know by assuming that VITAMINS WILL SAVE ME!

I've lost 90lbs, by eating right, and going to the gym 3 days a week for lifting (I hail from /fit/, male, all that jazz).

Enjoy your catabolized muscle and having nothing but fat, I don't care if you think just being skinny is good looking, bitches need to not be all fat and actually look in shape.

Also, for the feminist thing I read it wrong, I thought you guys were saying it's a uniquely female problem that you have to worry about body image, I was about to rage seeing as how all males in media have six packs and the "ideal" body types as well. The only difference is that males generally don't give a fuck, while women bitch about why guys only like the skinny bitches on TV.

Even in death, you're a waste of resources, fat porkers.

Look how much you cost your family in funeral plots and coffins when your heart inevitably stops from being clogged with too much potato grease.

Shameful. Do you want this to fucking happen to you? Do you want people to stand next to your super size plot at the cemetary and make jokes about how they could fit a whole family in your coffin?

DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS.

>>5037006
Wow, that's not when I meant at all. When I meant is that heavier women, even women who are, like, a size 6, turn on skinny women as if skinny women told the media to sensationalize thin people. They react poorly by chanting "Real woman have curves" and "those girls are anorexic and need a cheeseburger." It's so rude and ignorant to do such a thing, and isn't feminist at all. It's makes you no different than the media.

No one is obligated to find you attractive. Don't act like someone turning you down makes them shallow. Are you healthy? Does you partner find you attractive? Then stop acting like other people's bodies are your business and worry about yourself.

CAPTCHA: acceptance, gella

What the hell.... Someone on Facebook just posted this thing this morning....

I'm a penguin.
fuck your shit.

I want Parappa to make a rap about this

And about how they rape her for going against fat acceptance

That'd be cool...

>>5037082
Facebook is filled with pigs.

Truth.

So many people on tumblr are posting this story. My poor mermaid tag is flooded with this crap.

Fat people will never be beautiful. All you can have is a nice face, the rest of you is shameful and disgusting. I don't care if you throw up for the rest of your life-lose weight. I don't care if you're happy or sad, you're ugly. You can love yourself! But you're still in the way and most people will pick you last for things because you look dirty and out of breath all the time. Fat acceptance is to make fat people feel better about being fat, not because anyone else actually cares.

>>5037081
The women that spew the 'everyone is beautiful' crap all the time are generally the ones that are overweight/have a poor self image and are looking for that little loophole that makes them feel desirable.
I'm quite happy with my size. So is my SO. But the girls that constantly whine about how they hate how they look but do NOTHING about it are the ones that make it hard to just be like "lol oh well ur loss".

What if I am a mermaid of the other kind ?
You know , with a fish head and a lady bottom ?
I could still have sex and bear children.
HA ! your logics comes undone fat people !
Plus come on not having babies make you a lonely and sad useless woman ?
That's just retarded ( and mean to sterile woman).
Anyway the whole dead is retarded.

>>5037101
I have NEVER met a fat person that was 100% happy with their looks. And none of them have ever been anything remotely close to healthy either.
Lose weight. Do it right. Get over the whole 'fat people are beautiful too' shit. You're unhealthy. You're going to die of a heart attack at 35 years old. You're probably going to suffer self esteem issues and end up with someone else who is just as fat and who you just settled for because the healthy, skinny, attractive men either don't look at you or you don't have the self confidence to strike up a conversation with them.

>>5036977
Did not read thread. Nice.

But you're only as fat as a whale, you have nothing else in common

And thin people are still prettier than you

I love how this post implies that you have to have penetrative sex, bear children and have a husband to be a happy woman, while complaining about how they're being told that you have to be skinny to be happy. A herp derp derp.

So much fallacy.

Here's the thing, no one WANTS to be fat. No one really WANTS to be a skeleton either, in the same way that no one actually wants wrinkles or blemishes or blackheads or stretch marks or hair where there should be. All this bitching at each other about weight and "ugly" is just a projection of your own insecurities about yourself. You try to make yourself feel better about your problems by vocalizing the problems you see in others, and it's a fucking pointless cycle of bullshit.

Let me say this, being healthy is fucking hard. Anyone who says otherwise has probably never had to overcome an extreme before. To just up and change a lifestyle that you've lived your entire life takes a lot of effort. It physically hurts, and you have to keep going until it stops hurting in order to make any lasting progress. It takes self-discipline that a lot of people seriously lack these days, when everything is so easy for them that they give in to all their impulses and don't think twice.

I'm not saying that the fatties are justified in their "FAT IS BEAUTIFUL YOU SHOULD ACCEPT US AS WE ARE BECAUSE WE CAN'T HELP IT." I find it fucking annoying that they're all okay with being like that, because it's an unhealthy way to look at yourself. I'm saying that the people who actively post pictures of fat people to ridicule them, who repeatedly say that they hate fat people for being fat, need to take a step back and look at themselves and what they're doing. Realize that it's not helping anyone except yourself; fat people usually know that they're fat even if they don't say it. Even if you scream "but it's unhealthy!" you know you don't really care about the person's health. You don't walk up to people smoking and tell them to STOP SMOKING IT'S BAD FOR YOU. Use that negative energy to better yourself rather than push down others to make you seem better.

REMEMBER WOMEN
ONLY A PENIS INSIDE YOUR VAGINA
AND A BABY IN YOUR WOMB
WILL GIVE YOU HAPPINESS

I hope you all remember this.

>>5037133
>hair where there shouldn't be

derp

>>5037133
Actually lots of people have mental illnesses that make them want to be fat or a skeleton. So yes, there are people who want those thing. Is it logical? No. But then again humans want unfathomable amounts of illogical things so in the scheme of things, you're still a dumbass.

Whenever threads like this are on cgl I always mean to post this;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NjTWvl8x-U

>>5037148
>The uploader has not made this video available in your country.

I wrote up a whole thing in response to this on tumblr, but I deleted it because meh.

Anyway, my two cents. Fat chicks, you're not doing yourselves a favor by attempting to claim superiority over skinny women. It's just making me mentally list all the reasons why my body is better than yours. I assume you have the same reaction when your bodies are bashed, hence stories like this, so why continue the cycle? Why not be okay with being a whale but accept mermaids, too? Same goes vice versa. If someone's happy with their bodies and not unhealthy due to their size, who the fuck cares?

Fatties. gon. fat.

Id rather be a shark. Great white, in fact.

End of.

I dont see anything wrong eating what you like, cakes, ice cream, whatever.. But I also do exercise so I wont become fat. I enjoy my lifestyle very much too.

All fat women secretly long to be skinny. Truth.

>>5037169
And most skinny girls long for boobs. Most girls with curls want straight hair. Girls with straight hair use curling irons. White bitches want to be tanner, black women whine about white women having it all. Meanwhile, fat black bitches are considered more acceptable than fat white bitches.

Cry more, everyone. I'm an average sized girl, and I'm sick and tired of being called a stick/anorexic by my fat friends and fat/hambeast by skinny ones. The grass may always be greener, but you women tend to be greener than any grass on Earth. Get it together. Do you love cake? Great. Shut up and eat some cake. Do you love working out/dieting? Go for it. But I don't wanna hear about what some skinny bitch said or what this one hambeast did. I simply don't care. And I'm comfortable with my body. I exercise, eat healthy, and am at a weight I like. I don't think I'd look good as a super skinny girl. I don't look down on them any more than I look down on girls who dress differently. It's a choice. I don't look down on overweight people, either. Sure, I wouldn't want that for myself, but who needs an over crowded gym?

I understand why so many thin girls get defensive about this. You've worked hard to get where you are, and you deserve respect for that. However, shoving your opinions down the throats of others isn't going to make them better people. It just makes you like those fat folk who are always telling me to "Eat something! You're wasting away!" When, no, I'm not.

>We women, we gain weight because we accumulate so much wisdom and knowledge that there isn't enough space in our heads, and it spreads all over our bodies.
We are not fat, we are greatly cultivated.
Every time I see my curves in the mirror, I tell myself: "How amazing am I ?! "

this person is retarded. I can see how her brains turned into fat.

As much as I love this (because this woman is right for the most part) I also think that the internet is getting the wrong idea. Whales are healthy, they are supposed to weigh tons, they swim everywhere they go and have very good diet. I wish the woman would have said that as well because now people are just taking it and running with it. Whale are huge because of nature, they are majestic and wonderful but they don't have a choice. They are animals, they don't have a choice. I am not saying nature made humans rail thin but it did make us aware of what is healthy and what is not. Being rail thin or "super curvy" is just as bad. Because if an obese person were a whale they wouldn't survive. Although having curves in the right places and for the right reasons is perfectly fine.

>>5037283
women aren't whales. we aren't meant to weigh a lot
120-150lbs unless you're very short or tall is not hard to achieve.
this woman was saying "OVERWEIGHT IS GOOD GUIZ, NORMAL WEIGHT AND BEING THIN IS BAD AND YOU'LL NEVER HAVE CHILDREN"
fuck. I'm not a fem nazi and I'm not self loathing, but that is retard logic

>>5036698
So... What DO whales smell like?

>>5037299
unless you are athletic with a good amount of muscle mass, a giant, or have a serious thyroid problem(or other weight related issue that takes more than a specialized diet, exercise, and medication plan)
it should not be difficult to maintain a "low"weight of 150. Difficult in getting there if you're overweight yes. but maintaining it, no, not if you're doing it right

>>5036698
and I want to be a jellyfish so i can sting all of you

>>5037299
that is the stupidest thing I have read this month, "I am not full of fat! I am full of knowledge and wisdom!"

>>5037327
Bitch, I'm a Narwhal; >>5036734 and I will take your punk ass out!

>At a time when the media tells us that only thin is beautiful, I prefer to eat ice cream with my kids, to have dinner with my husband, to eat and drink and have fun with my friends.
This is where it lost me. I eat whatever I want and I'm still only 130lb. None of that high-metabolism bull-shit, I have seen myself gain weight from having a fatty week. I eat my oreos, just not a whole package of them. I make ice cream cookie sandwiches, but only once every few days. I eat til I'm stuffed and put cheese on most everything, but I have a salad after dinner if I'm still hungry instead of a bag of chips, my pasta is made with red sauce instead of cream. I made sloppy joes the other day and just used lean meat and made it with mostly onions and peppers and very little meat, tomato sauce and paste instead of ketchup. It was still sloppy, meaty, and delicious.

I just don't want to hear this bullshit that being fat means you live your life, enjoy yourself, and are full of knowledge. How can you be taking in knowledge if you spend half your time stuffing your face or thinking about what you will put in it next.

>>5037299
Yes I know women are not whales that was my point.

can i be a great white shark

y'all are furries

>>5037346
NUH-UH, I would sting you so bad you'd be wishing you were dead and I would still look pretty while i am at it.

>>They would have no sex life and could not bear children.

I humbly disagree.

Why is this being posted on every board?

>>5036875
>>5036878
>>5036882
>>5036888
>>5036889
>>5036894
>>5036906
>>5036909

I can't really tell if you're doing this just to be a jerk and act superior to other people or what, but if you are, it's sad to say, but you're getting to be just as much of a douche as God. Or Reddickies. And that saddens me.

In b4 fatass, because I'm not.

Anyway, I don't think the story is shaming skinny people so much as it is a woman deciding to take the poster she saw in a literal way, so as to be more body positive in general towards all women, rather than negative and critical. Wouldn't it have made a better poster to read something like, "Get ready for the beach this summer!" without having to be so deriding?

>Every time I see my curves in the mirror, I tell myself: "How amazing am I ?! "

And then she stepped away from the funhouse mirror and reality crashed in on her.

>>5037574
....fuck off, sunshine brigadier

>>5037088
Nah bro, nah.
Just poppin in to say I'm retiring the raps and this trip.

>>5037594
;-;

>>5037574
Theres so much niceness in the post that I forgot we were on 4chan.

(it's refreshing!)

>>5037552
Call me Ishmael. Starbuck, it's the great white whale. I'll get you, Moby Dick!

>>5037600
>implying I don't still love you and whitenight all of the threads you post on.

>>5037594
How can you do that to me
Thats worse than the sting of a bee!
If you don't rap then I'll think you're poo,
(i'm not a good rapper like you)

Word

Can I be a starfish instead? Then I can go around slowly fucking up people's shit. And regenerate limbs. I could eve-

Oh wait. Fattie hate/love thread. Bitches gonna bitch, fatties gonna fat, etc. Nothing more than petty high school bullshit.

>>5037610
(ps the part about poo was a lie. It just rhymed)

>>5037610
I-it's not like I want to rap for you anyways... B-baka....


Nah, just having some issues atm, and I really don't need any more dramu on the internet. I'll rap again sometime in the future.

>>5037608

>>5037618
I need a god x parappa doujin right the fuck now

>>5037617
Aw man, that's good. I'm glad to hear it. I hope all your issues get sorted out and stuff.

>>5036827
I hate how everyone always pulls the "insecurity" card when it comes to making fun of or putting down others. I make fun of dumb people. Am I "insecure" about the fact that I'm intelligent? I make fun of people with stupid haircuts. Am I "insecure" about my own hairstyle? Apply it to nearly everything. Some people DO find making fun helps their insecurity, but most people make fun of or insult others because of simple disapproval or incredulity.

>>5036845
>"body shaming"
Whoever says the words "*anything*-shaming" and takes it seriously needs to get off of 4chan. bawwww people don't like my lifestyle bawwww

Also your ignorance, it disgusts me.

>>5037010
You had my respect and conviction up until that last sentence. 10/10, good show.

No you are fat because you are too stupid to control yourself around food

Silly women

god, fat people are everywhere these days. glorified on tv even. it's sickening. i've seen fat people 'walk' a few feet and be out of breath. how people can LET themselves get this way, it's got to be a form of self harm, right?

>>5037594
D: wat? really?

Parappa, you were the only tripfag I could tolerate, and the only tripfag that I wouldnt just give a single look at the image and not bother to read the post.

why must the good always retire soon?

RIP parappa the rapper

>>5037719

;_; oh c'mon you're making me feel guilty.
f-fine.
I guess I could trip just a little bit.

>>5037719
>>5037719
There's always G. Have you heard him rapping like Parappa? It's pretty scary how close he sounds to the original.

>>5037731

>>5037731
you dont need to trip every post. just continue to exist, and use trip when relevant.

That's a pretty good troll
>implying there's anyone on this board who's less than 300lbs
>implying you have the self discipline to put down the fork
>implying that at least 1 of your parents are proud of you
>implying implications
>implying I wouldn't be a fucking swordfish

We'll miss you, Parappa

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9s_-Kx5oV9Y&

Nevar forget

Technically a whale isn't a great euphemism seeing as their fat has purpose. Personally I like rounded lines on a woman, jutting hip bones and ribs don't do it for me but that doesn't make them any less beautiful women. Fat rolls on the other hand, is going a little too far, it shows a lack of self maintenance.

Now we can stand here an argue till we're blue in the face about fat rights, the beauty of fat, loving yourself and saying it's just curves. Don't get me wrong, I accept that there are medical conditions that make size an unavoidable medical condition. My mum suffers from a condition that affects her HDL and LDL ratios that means fat deposits whether she tries to stop it or not. She also suffers a heart condition meaning she can't exercise. This is an example of where being fat is medically unavoidable and down right painful to watch.

If however you just suffer from chronic laziness or low self esteem there are ways around this. Stop burrying your head in the sand and trying to find people to love you for you via the internet. Accept the fact that people see with their eyes, this is their first impression so you figure if they like what they see then they'll get to know you. This is a fact, I'm not saying you don't have a winning personality and that may have staying power to make up for those extra inches but if you sit there with your stomach touching your knees while your doing your hair and putting on your make up, can't you see this is an paradox? Why only fix up your face when you could do your body too?

I'm not saying everyone has to be a size 0 and live on a piece of lettace, I like my pizzas as much as the next person but everything in moderation. Besides, exercise give you endorphins, exercise makes you fit, fit gets you the positive attention you crave while also giving you a goal to strive for. Another mental positive. And heck, it may even get you laid which burns off more calories than masturbating and is better for you too.

So you can be fat proud and say you love yourself on the inside, but face it, the fact that you feel the need to defend yourself shows that you're not entirely confident in this factor. Take it from someone who has to watch someone struggle to breath every ten steps and know there is nothing and no one, not even surgery because they might not wake up from the anesthetic, that can help. It's not pretty, it's not strong, it's down right upsetting. So please, get down the gym for yourselves if not for anyone else, cause no one that loves you wants to see you in that state.

>Every time I see my curves in the mirror, I tell myself: "How amazing am I ?! "

Don't you mean ask?

Both mermaids and whales are beautiful. Whether you are thin, fat, tall, short, disabled. Whether you have dark or light hair, dark or light skin, dark or light eyes. Woman or Man, you are beautiful when you love others and yourself. Do no harm, spread some love.

>>5037805
No. If someone is a smelly, lazy fat fuck, no one is gonna love you, not even yourself.

>>5037824
... Babies are smelly, fat, lazy and the result of fucking. And I love babies.

I like how I simply copy and paste something with now over 125,000 likes from Facebook onto here, and the majority of you were so quick to jump and attack it for what it is and cry "troll."
Does the reality sting you that badly?
While I was at my classes and hanging with my friends all day, some of you were arguing here for hours trying to put down people who have a common agreement on Facebook.

>BAWWW YOU CAN'T LIKE FAT BECAUSE WE DON'T LIKE FAT
>WE CAN MAKE FUN OF FATTIES BUT YOU CAN'T MAKE FUN OF THIN PEOPLE BECAUSE IT'S WHAT /CGL/ LIKE

Maybe the world is bigger than /cgl/. Maybe the world is bigger than a bunch of brats who can't let their constant bitch-fest over body image go.
I wasn't even trying to troll, but you wanna know why I posted this here? Because I'd knew you'd all spin it around and blow it out of proportion. Because people having different likes than yourselves is "offensive" to you. That's the only reason why it was successful.
Some of you were actually reasonable in your responses (saying that body shaming of any kind was not okay), while others I had a great laugh reading at the hypocrisy. Anyway, enjoy the rest of your day, anons.

>>5037861
>Because people having different likes than yourselves is "offensive" to you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0vJkw4sfP4

>>5037861
Hi,
>>5036701
here. I called you a troll not because I disagreed with the message (though it IS worded terribly), but because it was obvious that you were only saying it to generate a result. Not all trolls disagree with their message, they just say things to people that they know will cause rage. you knew /cgl/ was the den of 4chan anorexia, which is why you posted this here instead of /b/ or /fit/. You were trolling, and it was successful.

>>5037805

this. for the record I'm no hambeast either, 108 pounds. And I have curves too, oh, look at that. I'm nearly an hourglass.

>>5037886
Point taken, but thank you.

So you WERE doing it to troll us.

So the people who cried troll were right.
So.... It's still ok to hate to hate people. Ok.

>>5037892
Eh, you can think whatever you'd like. If that's what you got out of this, then sure.

i prefer turtles

>[Commenting Guidelines: Fat hatred, including admonishments to lose weight and/or suggestions about how to lose weight, is off-limits, as it is in any other thread, and will be removed and its purveyors banned. This thread is specific to fat-shaming and fat hatred; it is not a general body policing thread. However, fat-shaming is not just used against fat women and men, so thin and in-betweenie women and men who have been fat-shamed are welcome and encouraged to participate.]

...wut? so they like being fat-shamed so they can play the victim part? they need a psychiatrist, right now.

>>5037861
>, some of you were arguing here for hours trying to put down people who have a common agreement on Facebook.
what agreement? they're fatty-shaming in the comments and there are fatty-self-haters answering back. go back to /b/, troll.

>>5036698
Sounds like you are playing mental gymnastics with yourself to induce a make-shift form of self respect and justification. You are simply fat...I wont sugar coat it, because you might try to eat that too.

>>5037840
grown up landwhale women don't look like babies.
nice silogism there.

>>5037840

So you're saying that being fat is now free license to shit and piss yourself and then have your diaper changed in public?

Good to know, I'm sure more than half of the ABDL fetishists will love to learn that.

>>5036889

OH MY GOD I COULD EAT 10 OF THESE BY MYSELF AHHHH

AHHHHHHHH

oh look. This board is still going.
lulz.

>further proof /cgl/ has the worst image issues
>keeping a thread about body image alive for 2+ days
Really?

>>5036698
Touching story, but it doesn't have the power to change the fact that I think the woman in OPs picture is not attractive due to the amounts of fat she hid her body in. She has such a beautiful face, and I'm sure she would be stunning with a normal, healthy body with a few curves, but atm I see nothing than a huge, disgusting meatball of fat. Also trying to make women believe not taking care of their body and letting it bloat would be a good thing is careless and dangerous.

>>5040819
1. *syllogism
2. Well, duh. Babies are way sexier than adult women.

Enjoy your heart attack fatty.

>>5042505
lol didn't some bodybuilder have a heart attack this past summer

lol

>>5042511
Because of course not fat = bodybuilder or anorexic. Normal, healthy people don't exist..

>>5042515
nope, they don't.

I'm a goddamn human.

>>5042572
You sure don't look it.

LOL this thread is dildos

I love this board. So easy to rile up and piss off. I almost didn't bother to post since it is trolls trolling trolls while trolling and all, but, I just can't help myself.
This is /cgl/. We endorse and admire cosplaying.. we dress as different characters from anime and video games which is very counter culture. People think we are weird and the majority of us couldn't give a shit. We give the single finger salute to what polite society has to say... yet we still give a fuck about body shapes? Seriously?
It tickles my nipples when you can have pimply little bronies dressing up in rainbow hoodies and prancing about but if a dude likes his doughnuts he is considered disgusting. How about this, fatness leads to social exclusion, social exclusion leads to lonliness, lonliness leads to a disconnection with societal norms, a disconnect with societal norms leads to faux understanding/dellusions and THAT, boys and girls, is why most fatties are fucked in the head. Do you think cholesterol infests the brain or something? No, Hambeasts are fucking annoying and filthy because we make them that way by figuring they are ALL disgusting people.
We all see them, fat people that are totally chill and mellow and love just hanging out. These are people that have grown beyond this childishness and just wanna have fun. So do yourself a favor... Fatties, Normies, Biggies, Smallies, Widies, Thinnies... get over it, take a bath, and for gods sake just talk to each other like you have a higher IQ than herd animals.