but I do.

>>5026703
I am not a homosexual.

because I am a straight male. Balls in your court now OP.

>>5026712
this

Because I have a fiance.

Because I'm fat and unattractive

I killed him.

>>5026722

I bet your not. Awwww. Just...awwww. I want to gief you a hug now.

Being a lesbian kind of... snuffs that.

Because I'm a lesbian.

Honestly?
Because I barely survived my last one.
Now I'm taking the time to make myself happy first.

Because I'm afraid of boys.

I dislike the peen.

I'm nerdy, derpy and awkward.
Besides, I don't like the idea of relationships...

>>5026736

Good for you.

Cus I'm hetero

Although perhaps if I found a nice, feminine trap I could be persuaded.
/no homo

>>5026737
BOO

Because I don't think my fiance would like me keeping a boyfriend very much..

I don't even like me. Why would some guy?

>>5026745
I'm sorry I failed you.

Because boys are icky. I should know, I am one.

>>5026737
They're more afraid of you then you are of them.

>>5026747

Maybe if he's attracted to angst?

I've never met a man or woman I didn't hate within a week of knowing them

I'd rather be alone than pretend the person I'm with doesn't piss me off

Because I can't flirt.

>>5026747
>>5026755
Yeah. Men are more turned off by women who hate everything BUT themselves.

Nobody wants a silly little girl like me.

I don't like the idea of relationships.
I like being by myself. It's nice and peaceful.

I'm shy, self conscious, and very awkward around guys

Because I'm shallow and I would rather want a hot boyfriend, not the dregs of society.

>>5026766

Because I'm a man.

I'm a straight male.

I'll tell you why I don't have a girlfriend though. It's because I live in a dead end chav town where most of the girls like to wear tracksuits.
Also I lack confidence and always assume the few genuinely nice girls are out of my league, even when they make the effort to approach me when I'm out.
Sucks being shy.

>>5026766

silly girls are awesome

Lets cover the list.
>Socially inept
>Uninteresting
>I find it difficult to connect with others
>I'm a heterosexual male.

Also, >>5026736
Innuendo.

Because, I'm a man baby!

>>5026703
dumb thread.

...but I do have a boyfriend now.

and I'm pretty happy.

Because I do.

Because the guys I'm into don't give a fuck about me and the guys who are into me are just... nah.

(by 'nah': 21-year-old Magic-tard trying to enter med school for the third time without even taking cram school seriously, clingy stalker and def-friend-zone (trust me, I tried to move him away) best friend with a likeness for junior-high-ish anonymous messages.)

Most guys were I live can't dress and it's really unattractive

Because I genuinely don't want one. I don't like feeling an obligation to someone else.

Because I'm a drunk idiot that never makes the right decisions.

Yesterday I met a really nice guy, good looking, sweet and smart. As my friends found me a taxi to get home, I had not the chance to give him my number. If only I had the courage to do it in front of all my friends...

Not looking for one, plain and simple.

Not everyone is heterosexual, you know.

>>5026766
My body is ready.

because the one im interested in probably isnt interested in me

such is the life of falling in love with your best friend

>>5026826
reverse friend zone?

>>5026766
smoker

>>5026826
Did you tell him?
Don't be a dunce and think he'll divine it. Men, by and large, are completely oblivious and respond best to direct information.

I do have one, but all the guys I have dated tell me I act like a brat for making childish jokes, and eating tons of sweets.

>>5026832
Yes we are, you guys think your being subtle about it. Don't do that.

Lesbian.

Because I choose cigarettes over boys.

>>5026826
I seriously know that feel bro.
No liking then friendzone. Long term friend, drifted apart. Recently reunited after a few years of little to no contact. Just like before only now we are really close and talk about everything.
Getting on really well.
Glad to have found such a good friend.
Content with relationship.

Bam, wake up one day.
Que feelings.

I do. In two months we'll hit our 2 year anniversary :3

>>5026776
...huh?

>>5026781
I thought so, too, but apparently not.

>>5026823
>mon visage quand
dat gif

>>5026831
...what...I don't even.

>>5026832
As an oblivious male I can absolutely confirm this.

I have been told on numerous occasions that someone has been interested in me without having realised it for myself.

>>5026851
>>5026776

>>5026856

if it makes you feel any better, I'm a woman and this has happened to me.

Because the boyfriend I had was in love with my best friend so I broke up with him.
Also the guy I like lives almost 2 hours away and might like a stripper more than me.
I hate my love life.

>Because I have an awesome girlfriend.

>>5026851

Plenty more where that came from. lamewinkyface.jpg

I don't have a girlfriend because the girls I am interested in are never interested in me. Never been in a relationship since I was a kid, and I'm now 23.

I'm a very outgoing guy but I have a hard time understanding females in general, which makes me doubt my decisions. It's a vicious cycle.

>>5026832
THIS. Tell him. If he's your best friend, single, and of the proper orientation, you are likely mistaken.

>>5026871

TIS OK EMMA WATSON, YOU'LL ALWAYS HAVE MY UNCONDITIONAL LOVE <3

>>5026877
Me gusta.

I am an apple and I find this question to be insensitive. No one wants to date fruit.

>>5026902
Explain the gay village then *sad trumpet sound of failure*

DAMNIT

I ain't one of them queer'o'sexuals.

I'm fat, stupid, and have been unable to 'crush' on people for a long time. I will die alone.

>cool story bro

Because I'm slender with actual breasts like to read,watch shows about time machines,and care about people.

>>5026924
I don't see how this leads you to be single, unless you accept no partner save the Doctor

>>5026924

KRISTINAAAAAAA

Because I am a woman who lacks the abilities to make a sammich and because no man can handle me beating them at Halo.

>>5026924
That's no excuse!

Can you play fighting games well? I love a woman who's a good challenge. Besides I can make sammiches,

I retract my body from earlier and now gief to you. If you like it or not. It's yours. And ready.

>>5026928
Nah,it just that where I live all guys are dicks.
>>5026929
No...
>>5026934
To some it is

>>5026948
>Nah,it just that where I live all guys are dicks.
Well then you're single because of a poor pool of candidates.

Don't try to blame the Doctor.

>>5026948

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5wiT_wJjsY

No need to deny it.

I don't want a boyfriend, but I want a girlfriend, but from what I've gathered, I lack confidence and I'm ugly and it would be unfair on the girl to be in a relationship with me since I can hardly leave the house at the moment, I wouldn't be able to do normal stuff so I think it would be unfair on her.

Welp, back to hugging my pillow and dreaming for now.

>>5026948
Ah, but at the heart of it, those aren't the reasons at all, methinks. Perhaps "I'm not inclined to settle" would have been more direct?

Because everyone who has shown any kind of attraction to me beyond friendship annoys me in some way, and I haven't had a proper crush since highschool. I'm not going to settle with some guy I know I'll tire of in a few weeks just for the sake of having a boyfriend.

>>5026957
We still dont know if your ugly or not. But yes, you have extreme self deprecation issues.

Because I am in a Video game graphics class and the only guy that is even doable is dating the only other girl in that class that isn't fat.

>>5026957
you probably look fine. Just put on some skinny jeans and the ladies will be all over you.

because i thought i was a lesbian and then i got confused because of korean boys and now I'm scared to talk to anyone in case i like them and have to be bisexual

>>5026974
He would have to leave his house first.

Because when one is a Theater Arts major, one tends to meet men who are either flamboyantly gay or already taken.

Also I think the single straight ones think I'm a lesbian. Which is a shame, because if you're fucking a girl who can do decent plumbing repairs and put together shelves you never have to call a handyman or go to IKEA.

>>5026955
I would never
>>5026951
What is this,I don't even...

>>5026987
to get the jeans? That's true. go to Levi's and get some 511's.

I'm trying man ;_; I go on nightly walks now. It may only be streets near me but it's a start I guess.

;-;

>>5026995
Was clearly meant for
>>5026987

>>5026995
>Going on walks
Hey! That's a good start! :3
Eventually you can move on to taking walks during the day when less people are around, too.

I don't even know why I'm telling you guys this but here it goes.

Monday I arrived early for classes and noticed this girl who's always sitting alone and never talking to anyone had arrived early too. So I decided to man up and strike up a conversation with her, surprisingly we got along really well. She isn't one of the prettiest girls but I thought her personality was lovely and we had a great conversatition for about 40 minutes.

The other day we had classes again and she just said hi and went to sit on her corner again.

Some people just wanna be left alone or maybe there's something wrong with me. Either way, back to my animus I guess.

>>5027012
Maybe she was afraid to approach you? Take the initiative and go talk to her again.

>>5026703
Think I totally missed the hints a pretty girl was giving me this weekend at the Opeth show.

>mfw I think about it

>>5027020
I don't know, it just feels like "just because I was nice to you the other day it doesn't mean I wanna be your friend"

>>5027026
I get that same feel.

Then my friends tell me I'm wrong, and then I don't know wtf is going on.

>>5026703
>implying I'm not hetero sexual
>implying I have the social skills to attract any girl
>implying that I even if I managed to attract one, I'd be able to turn it into a relationship

>>5027026
That's a possibility. Worst case scenario, that's what it is.
But unless you go talk to her again, you won't find out one way or another.
I'm going to maintain the hope that she appreciated you going over to talk to her, Anon. Maybe she'd like some company in the future~

Hey so, according to Smoker all I'm looking for is sex, so lets cut to the chase girls.

AM I MAKING YOU PROUD YET SMOKER?

Because I am faithful to my fiance.

>>5027046
Sorry, my body is not ready yet.

Because I'm psychotically jealous and even equally psychotically jealous males won't deal with me.

because i don't like to make friends, i make frenimies and it's too awkward to ask frienamies out somewhere

>>5027046

>>5027060

>>5027054

I'd date you but you'd have to chain me down/make me yours and no-one elses...

>>5026703

Cus I'm only interested in females. However when also talking about girlfriends... Then my answer would be:

Because I wouldn't know how to get one.

I'm curious, how many of you are ugly here?

>>5027076
"hey yo bitch, date me"
"ok.jpg"

And then sex.

>>5026929
>>5026929

Sounds familiar...

>>5027078

From what I've heard I'm fairly attractive. Probably a 7/10 or so. Maybe.

Bodywise I'm also fairly attractive. 6'0 with quite a muscular physique.

Yet that shit don't matter at all when it comes to women (or so it would seem anyway). If you can't into the socializing game, you get nothing. And on that aspect I, sadly, fall a bit short.

>>5027054
>Be jealous
>See partner chatting with other person
>Flip out and kill everyone

>Be jealous
>See partner chatting with other person
>Get partner home and pleasure partner everyway you can in a bid to keep partner via sex

Both of these are wrong, but one is less wrong

>>5027102
S'the killing one, right? That's the one I'd do.

>>5027093

Now if only I wouldn't choke before or during that.

Cause I don't need a man to make me happy~
Sage for /soc/ thead

I'm asexual. And crazy.

>>5027106
That's right!

Using sex to keep someone with you will only end in failure and make you feel like a whore.
Killing him makes him yours forever.
Shine on, you crazy Yandere, I love your type.

>>5027100
Same, except I reject women for some reason. Never really figured it out, but I'm incapable of love or some shit.

>>5027118
<3

>>5027078
Raising my hand.

>>5026795
congrats, i still need to find me my first girlfriend. [I am 19, a girl confessed to me 11 years ago, I was just a derp who did not know about love/ feeling of myself/ others. Still regret it.]

>>5027133
I demand evidence.

>>5027129
Aw, shucks.
I love you too, and your patricide.

Because I--Oh wait.

>>5027078
me

>>5027147
You don't want to see, it's not a case of an average person or a nice looking person being a bit shy and having low self esteem.

I'm freaking ugly.

>>5027160
are you for real dating J.D. ??
That's so cute :O

>>5027160

>>5027181
Haha, yes~. Facebook official and everything now.

Because I can't find a slim femboy twink bottom that like a big black burly bears top.

haven't met a guy i really connect with. more than anything, i need someone i can actually talk to, about anything and everything.

>>5027179
I went to school with a fat kid who smelled like he bathed in grease and looked like Jaffars scrotum, trust me I can appreciate defining features be they perceived as ugly or attractive, in other words grow a pair and show me.

>>5027190
I don't know if I said it already but I wish you good luck with your relationship :D

>>5027190
AWESOME
send me his nudes sometime.

bc i have gas and i smell like garlic

Long story short: I got dumped.

Short story long: I got dumped, he came back and said he wanted to get back together, and then waltzed right back out again with less explanation than the first time.

Right now, I'm not actually willing to open myself up to anyone to get into a relationship. I think it's unfair to give any less than 100% of what you can give in a relationship, and I'm honestly just not ready to do that for anyone right now.

Ah, well. Someday it'll be different. Just not right now.

>>5027204
There there, things'll get better.

Because you have to love yourself before you can love someone else!

because I'm a lesbian.

>>5027194
Well um ;_; I'm no where near confident enough to put a picture on here, I can't grow a pair ;_; I'm sorry

>>5027191

>>5027192
Care to chat?
(Mostly because I enjoy hearing about anything and everything)

>>5027207

I read this in Fluttershy's voice, for some reason. And yeah, I know. Things are just a little quiet and a lot sad right now. Also, all my friends are in seriously committed relationships right now and I'm the awkward single friend. I'd go find new friends, but I do dearly love the ones I have now.

>>5027219
This is a cosplay board. Post a picture of one of your cosplays.

>>5027228
I haven't cosplayed anything yet, after I can leave the house I will be cosplaying Sean from SF3.

Because I don't have a large social network, am socially awkward, can't legally go to bars, can't drive.

I don't get out a lot, so my opportunities are a lot slimmer.

>>5027219
If its any consolation I don't hold it against you.

>>5027227
I know the experience, all of my friends complain about their relationship woes to me (all of them are actually in relationships and have been for at least 2 years) but when it comes to me needing some encouragement or help its never there. Such is life in a socially backwards country.

>>5027230
I look forward to seeing it.

>>5027232
Not much I could say to console you other than brave it out and try to be more outgoing, there are plenty of other people out there who are or have been in a similar situation, once you find your niche things will get better.

>>5027230
Sean's like bottom tier. Pick a top tier character!

I'm straight and happy single right now.

In time I might make a move on a friend I know, but for now, I am happy.

>>5027266

TOP TIER IS FOR THE WEAK.

>>5027258

For me, it's less of the relationship drama that bugs me, and more the fact that they have very few boundaries with PDA sometimes. As in, if you're comforting me over the loss of my longtime SO, don't have a moment with your boyfriend in the middle of my room where you hold each other's faces and whisper gently. That actually happened, and it was very, very awkward.

>>5027258
Chances are, I will probably try and avoid all pictures when I cosplay him.

>>5027266
He was shit tier in 3S but in the other SF3s he was alright. Also I think I might be able to suit him well and I want to see if I can get my hair styled like his, I think it would look awesome.

>>5027275
>TOP TIER IS FOR THE WEAK
>Ah well I only lost because I'm using a low tier character xD!

>>5027291

I play good though you silly. No need for me to resort to character blame!

Whilst I am considered a fine specimen of wench in my town the standards are pretty low so I don't know how pretty I am to cgl community. The men in my town are mentally defficiant, close minded and their faces leave much to be desired and they often have kids with 3 or more equally vile women. The traits I look for in a man are nowhere to be found in my town. Paired up with me being socially awkward and a little kooky, i think it would take a decent kind of guy to put up with me.

>>5027269
Happy is the only thing to be.
>>5027288
Like I said, I know the situation.
>"O hey lets go to the cinema to cheer up Anon"
the majority of them spend the entire time kissing or worse.
>>5027291
Someone will get a photo

>>5027299

You made me think of this song.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SnKf9-mxEf8

It can be hard to find someone who interests you genuinely, just look hard!

Boys are nice and all, but girls are just...so pretty.
If I can get anyone I want, why settle for men?

Because I'm straight, and I'm a guy.

>>5027299
You had me at wench ~<3
(Or, more seriously, I found that cute)

>>5027297
Okay then, who fightan games do you play and who do you main?

I'm all interested now.

Because I'm not gay, foolish girl.

>>5027306
Ah how I wish I had a wench-y kind of name such as Nancy

>>5027311
Cute? have an ale on the house!

>>5027312

Not too many pal due to actually learning to do fighting outside of the game and stuff.

Uhm, all the SF4 variations I mained Gen.
SFA3 was Gen. Not sure what the tiers were there.
SF3 it's Hugo, although I play a good Akuma.
SF2 was Guile.
Tekken it was Heihachi for the majority of them.
MVC3 I play MODOK, Haggar and Hulk.

Don't really play any others. Polite sage for OT.

>>5027332
>MODOK, Haggar, HULK
>MODOK
>mfw

Confirmed for best person in universe.

Because I'm more into girls but have no idea what I'm doing
So, no boyfriend OR girlfriend
How sad

Cos I'm a straight guy

I think why I don't have a GF is abundantly obvious

>>5027337

That's not to say I am any good though! Nobody to practice with.

>>5027330
Ale?
I don't drink.

I don't think we were meant to be, Wenchy, I'm sorry

Because I'm pretty sure my husband wouldn't approve of a boyfriend.

>>5027338
I know that feel.
>the worst is that I'm a femme, so it'd make more sense to hit on girls, but I'm always scared they'll get offended

>>5027339
Despite being a gent and heterosexual I think you're swell.

>>5027340
You don't need practice when you can KILL KILL KILL!

>>5027332
>Gen
>Modok
>Hugo

Because I'm a shut in

>>5027341
I thought thats what men like! Alcohol and boobies D:
IRL I actually only drink water or chocolate milkshake. hence the "kooky"

>>5027358
I'm a shut in as well, go figure, we were meant to be!

>>5027339
You're.. a guy?
I was always under the impression you were a girl. I'm so sorry.

If it means anything I like Lovecraft and played the Call of Cthulhu rp game irl with some of my friends. But they're also heavily into D&D.

>>5026749
Wait... wait.

Dammit woman. I said "Boo" as in I'm spooky and scary. Not "boo" like I didn't like your performance.

Sheesh. There's your problem. A bad mix of Self Centeredness and low self esteem.

>>5027359
You've won me back

I loooooove a tall cool glass of water

>>5027359

That's called healthy to me, except replace the chocolate with whey and you've got my drinking habits down.

>>5027356

What's wrong with them? Lol I never understand peoples reactions when I say this crap.

>>5027355

FULL POWER

>>5027358
>>5027367
I hate to be rude, but how does that work out? I'm very curious.

Because.
Because I don't know.
I don't like penis, nor penetration. It honestly scares me fuck out of me.
Also, I feel that I need to reach perfection before I get one, actually. I'd feel bad presenting myself to someone at half my best.
And um. I'm a fucking huge schizo and way too awkward to keep a decent conversation.

I am exceedingly horny. I mean 24/7. I would probably just get one to make sex to me... that is if I could get over my fear of the peen.

>>5027374
Nothing like a tall glass of water and ice on a hot day!

>>5027380
How are your hands not busted from trying to hands with Gen?

Can you parry well with Hugo into 360?

And well... There's Modok, so I'm kind of curious to see if you have your mystic cube loops down.


I dunno man, if I had to explain your char choices, from those three, it seems like you're kind of masochistic. No worst than playing Vanilla Claw though, good lord.

>>5027384
Your post confuses and intrigues me, tell me more.

>>5027386
You've already won me over, don't push your luck :-P

>>5027383
I dunno, Long distance relationship then after a while move in together. I dunno ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I was just saying something.

>>5027395

My hands have bled from "Hands" with Gen.

I used to, I don't play much more anymore. Parry 360 on reaction was pretty key to doing anything. Same with triple clap super.

I suck at MVC, I just love Modok. Can do some fairly basic combos but that's it!

I don't know really, I just don't like easy to play characters. If I get those down, the rest are pretty simple..

>>5027409
I meant being a shut in...

>>5027400
I quite like to push my luck, what can I do to push it further >8D

>>5027384

If you're that adorable in real life, you probably wouldn't have trouble getting your boyfriend to get you off WITHOUT peen penetration, if you get my drift.

>>5027415
Um
I don't know, what CAN you do?

>>5027415
>>5027400
Someone get these two a room before they start procreating all over the thread.

>>5027354
Thanks for the vote of confidence!

>>5027368
Really? I thought most posters here thought I was a "creeper"

>>5027399
Ok I guess.
I am afraid of penises. I have panic attacks when I think about them penetrating me. I've been slowly getting over it. A year ago I'd have breakdowns in public crying because I couldn't stop myself from thinking about it.

I've been struggling with my self image my whole life. I guess I want to validate myself by being desired by him (a hypothetical boyfriend) But now I think I'm too lazy, stupid, and ugly for anyone to desire me. So having one just doesn't seem like it would be in my interest.

About the schizo thing. Well, I've always been a bit odd. I have weird habits that people don't understand. Sometimes I get hallucinations, but not as frequently as one might think. I lack the compensation for social skills, and I find it very difficult to relate to anyone or show any signs of empathy.

So there. I'm better off alone really. I really fucking wish i wasn't so afraid of dicks, again. I'm literally always horny, and it bothers me.

>>5027384
So super horny, but no missionary

What are you looking for? Pegging, severe toyplay, submission, domination, being treated like a little girl in your precious little dress, full on rope play?

>>5027414
How doing being a shut in work?

Well there are several things. I mean you could be working from home, you could have parents willing to pay for you. I dunno. I get benefits from the government and I'm in therapy and stuff so I give my dad money each month for rent and crap.

>>5027191
>I can't find a slim femboy twink bottom
Hmph tell me about it.

I almost had one, but then we realized we both lived 6 hours away from eachother. We still love eachother but acknowledge it's just not possible.

>>5027431
No. I'd prefer it if the male was submissive.
Doing those degenerate sexual acts like that, those ones that involve degrading me in some way make me nauseous. I have too much hubris to even think about things like that. I know now you must think I'm selfish and weak and you're probably right.
Sorry, I'm just really not right for anyone.

I've been hit on by random strangers, but never been properly asked out. Obviously there is something wrong with me once you know me.

Perhaps it is because I'm ugly. Or fat. Or have a shitty personality. Or impossible standards. Or insecure. Dunno. Take your pick.

>>5027411
Oh, if you're in the same boat like me ;

Try Dudley out. He's more swing motion but he's far more rewarding and NOT PAINFUL for both 3s and AE. Still takes a decent chunk of skill though.

Marvel wise, Taskmaster and Doom. That's my selection though.


Guy / Cammy , Spencer / Task / Sentinel player here.

>>5027447
Just saying there are plenty of neckbeard virgins who would be submissive and worship you.

>>5027447
Different anon than the one you were talking to. If you lived near me I'd totally date you.

>>5027424
I can make a pretty awesome cake.

>>5027425
I wouldn't have a kid if the human race depended on it.

>>5027454
I'd just be a bother to them. I'm really no good. I'd honestly just use them for sex if I could get over myself.
>>5027455
Thanks I guess.

>>5027332
>MVC3 I play MODOK, Haggar and Hulk.

The_fuck_am_I_reading.jpg

Because I can't talk to guys. I don't mean that I say stupid or awkward things, I mean that sometimes I cannot physically speak because I'm too nervous. I also can't make eye contact. I have no friends, I am alienated from my family, and my dog doesn't even like me.

>>5027429

Well what do other people tell you about your looks? Are you a bitch, or hold fucked-up ideas about interpersonal relationships? All women are crazy, but there's good crazy and bad crazy. If you're good crazy, you can be VERY VERY good crazy and still be a great catch.

I'll admit, I'm bored and lonely tonight so my imagination is running away with me, imagining a cute crazy girl with serious trust issues just waiting for the right handsome nerd to sweep her off her feet. You'd better post a picture to prove how horrible you are so I won't sit here consumed by autistic fantasies for the rest of the night.

Really, it'd be a kindness.

>>5027429
Now, from reading this post the hypothetical boyfriend is less making yourself better suited for him and more a preconceived standard for yourself. What do you think will happen when you ever reach this standard, I'm curious.

>>5027460
You could use me for sex all day errday.

>>5027457
Y...you say that like I have a voracious sweet tooth or something... heh

>>5027447
You don't sound selfish, you just keep mentioning what you DON'T want and not enough of what you do.

Also misconseption. Submissiveness and degradation are not hand in hand.
That's why that stuff is private and with someone you trust and rely on in the firstplace. (and Pegging is when the boy is the submissive, btw)

because I just broke up with him.

Not gay, but as far as girlfriends go... because I'm fat and not confident in myself.

Also, my college is mostly older people with children already, most of the females look bitchy or are already taken. No point in trying at a con as so many people come from out of state it's pointless.

Though, I've lost 90 lbs, I go to the gym three times weekly and my lifts are getting pretty up there.

Yes, it's from facebook, mine.

>>5027451

I play a solid Dudley already, found him boring in AE. Roundhouse > EX whatever then do whatever you want really. Pressure with F-MK and a few other bits and that was it.

I already play an OK Doom, but I don't play much of anyone in MVC to want to play it to a higher level.

>>5027461

>MFW

>>5027470
Well I know I do. I live on all things sweet and sometimes pasta. Despite my unhealthy diet i'm not really that overweight. well I like to think so.

>>5027427
I could have sworn that you were a girl, are you sure?

>>5027477
Not fat, husky. Expand on your social circle, plenty of people out there who can appreciate the effort you put into changing yourself.

>>5027465
I don't know. Other people tell me I'm pretty. But what girl doesn't get that?
I think I'm too chubby. I have a nice face and I'm tall so I think if I did get really thin I'd be fine.

No. I don't have fantastic ideals about fantasy relationships. In fact, even imagining a man more attractive and better of than me is very intimidating.
But yeah.
I have had crushes on boys before. Just husbandos though, I guess. And if a boy was ever like one.
>>5027466
When I get good enough to have a boyfriend I won't want one anymore. That's kindof my goal. Like I said, I would only use a male partner to somewhat satisfy my insatiable libido.

>>5027469
No. I cannot do that to my friends.

>>5027484
You are truly evil, Wench-y.

I see through your game now, creating this identity of a girl who likes waters and sweets, only to mock me.
If you were a man in the 1850's, I could see you twirling your finely waxed moustache right now.

>>5027491
Your friends? We are friends? Thank you ;_; but um, I would consider myself pretty submissive and well if a girl was to date me, I would do anything for her, but I would need to get out of the house first because I wouldn't be able to do much from just inside the house.

>>5027487
Very much so
If you lived close I'd pop over and prove it!

>>5027477
>hurr fat

Welcome to Endomorph master race, bro. It's hard to keep the weight off, but you build muscle at fucking warpspeed and when you're in shape, you can wrestle bears on a fucking mountain.

You know that guy built like a fucking freight train that looks like he could snap all those hipster faggots in half over his knee, then eat their guts?

That could be you.

>>5027491
Would it be out of the question to ask for a pic? It'd be the icing on the cake

>>5027499

Close to my first bench goal of 200, at 190 atm, leg pressing 550, dead lifting 295, OHPing 120. For reps on them all, dunno my maxes. I used to do squats, but my spotter was being a dick doing something else and I hurt my wrist, probably gonna start doing front squats though.

Thanks for the encouragement.

>>5027500
I know better than posting my picture on 4chan.
It really wouldn't prove anything to you, or benefit me in anyway.

>>5027496
Err, I appreciate the offer. But I'm mindblown because I coulda sworn you were a girl, and I feel like I'm being trolled.

>>5027492
I wish I could say it was all a lie and that I had tricked you with my dastardly moustache, but alas it is not.

>normally browse /v/
>bored
>to go /cgl/ for no reason
>see this thread

Wut

>>5027491
>I don't know. Other people tell me I'm pretty. But what girl doesn't get that?
>I have a nice face and I'm tall so I think if I did get really thin I'd be fine.

This pretty much confirms you're attractive, yeah, because

>I think I'm chubby

-is something EVERY FEMALE I KNOW has said, in earnest. I had to explain to one girl that "honey, that ever-so-slight bulge there? Those are your internal organs, honey. You kind of need those."

>even imagining a man more attractive and better of than me is very intimidating

I almost think I'm having the shit trolled out of me because this is just too convenient, you're pushing every goddamn button there is in the "terribly shy depressed pretty nerd" fantasy. Of course this is real life where those self-hate and fucked up self-image issues don't just magically disappear and might never leave entirely, but I'll be damned if I wouldn't give it a good try.

FFFUCKING HNNNNNNNG

>>5027510
>close bench goal of 200

... never fucking mind, you already ARE that beast.

>>5027517
Ok, ok, you're just grand, then.

Either way, we should probably shut up to let other people have their say in the thread

>>5027532
No it keeps the thread fresh watching you two flirt.

>>5027515
No troll just a guy I've never met a girl that even knew what Cthulhu was -I always have a plushie with me and often get asked-

>>5027513

Oh... okay... I understand. You're right, posting pictures on 4chan isn't always clever.

I'll just... I'll just browse through my /c/ folder and daydream a bit...

>>5027526
I'd be very attractive if I lost weight and dressed properly. So yes. But honestly I never really rely on being attractive for anything, since I'm such a shut in.

I just don't think I deserve someone more attractive than me. They shouldn't waste their time or their money or whatever else they have to offer pulling me out of a hole I have dug myself in for years.

I am too prideful. And to be honest, I don't really think I would ever want a boyfriend anyways. I like my husbando, and such, and really, it's just not worth it.

I'm not trolling. But I might as well let out my feelings here as just another anonymous poster on /cgl/.

If you think cliche cute shy awkward doormat girls are anything to look up to, or admire, you're fooling yourself. There's nothing special about me or anyone like me.

>>5027537
I know what Cthulhu is..
But damn, this is the weirdest epiphany(boner) right now. Why do you bring a plushie everywhere though?

>>5027513
Oh it'd benefit me in a number of ways, but hey, your decision. I also thing you ought to realize that there are plenty of people who like the quirks of your personality and libido but chances are most of them will disregard your needs entirely, even if you say it's a one sided relationship they should care.

>>5027532
I originally intended to post once and disappear off into oblivion like I usually do.

>>5027555
I've already have given boys, that I thought I could trust, my photos on the internet. It was a big mistake.
I just don't want to live through that again. There's no point.

>>5027560
Then my powers of annoyance are still in full swing

>>5027551
I'd think its rather obvious given the earlier image and name. It gives him social stability, by the sounds of it he's socially incapable.

>>5027367
My friend!

>>5026703
Because I'm a guy. However, I'm not just going to be a smart-ass and try to answer the question:

I don't currently have a girlfriend right now because I'm sorta in that awkward stage with this one lady friend of mine where we're not "just friends" and openly imply our feelings to each other regularly, but at the same time, haven't flat out confessed or anything. Probably the main reason for this is because we don't see one another a WHOLE lot since we're a good distance and neither of us can drive. Luckily, I'm getting my license soon since I can just skip all the driver's ed shit and get a road test.

We're also going to meet up again at a con in about a month for 3-4 days and spend a lotta time together. YEAAAAH.

tl;dr: Basically a non-high schooler sorta still in high school-style romance with a girl

>>5027571
Like I said, your decision, not gonna force you. I also doubt any people in the thread would expose such photos, given everyone in it seems delightful.

>>5027551
>>5027576
Because I can,
and it can be good ice breaker

>>5027573
They are?How so?

>>5027599
Have you ever read anything from Lovecraft?

imo his ideas were too abstract, and a bit arbitrary, to be described with all of the fluttery language he uses. He's ok. I don't think it's a 2deep kindof thing, but it sure is out there. I've only read his shorts in the museum collection, though.

>>5027599
Like I said, socially incapable. You rely on the plushie as a conversation starter.

>>5027611
You're still answering!

Mind you, with such a shady criteria for annoyance, it's nearly impossible to respond without my being able to say they work.
(*WhisperIt'sAScamWhisper*)

>>5027464
I like you.

>>5027550
>If you think cliche cute shy awkward doormat girls are anything to look up to, or admire, you're fooling yourself.

Miss, you're suffering from a fundamental misunderstanding about love and attraction. A wise man once told me: "Love is insanity, because we love people BECAUSE of their flaws, not in spite of them." Truer words were never spoken. Whoever it is who finally hauls you out of your hole is going to do it while licking their damn lips, because they've found what they want and they won't be denied.

I know what you're talking about with the husbando thing: you know you really be hot if you put the effort into it, but the ten billion little questions of social protocol that everybody else just seems to have been born knowing are incredibly daunting to contemplate. It's scary and daunting and exhausting and frustrating so eventually you retreat into yourself, bandaging your heart with a nice fantasy (husbando) and call it good. Eventually you go numb to it.

You're at peace. But it isn't happiness. And it's not enough to live on, long-term.

How do I know this, you ask? Fucking guess, eh?

Anyway, I wish you luck, miss. Perhaps we can both find our way out of this.

>>5027616
You are strange anon, very strange and somewhat confuseing

>>5027625
I never made any claim otherwise, now did I? I do thrive on the bizarre and confounding.

>>5027618
You're my new favorite anon.

>>5027618
Your post made me very sad.
I just, I just don't want to disappoint myself anymore.

>>5027634

Took me a while to learn these lessons, and a lot of pain. May as well pass it on.

"We are KGB! We do interogations right!"

>>5027632

>>5027550
>>5027491
>>5027447

Ok, this is painting a pretty clear picture for me.
Let me tell you a little about myself. I was ashamed at the way I felt about women at any time. Right from puberty teachers and older sisters and classmates would barrate me indirectly for what I thought, for what I wanted, for who I was. Every afterschool special, every in class video or play or news report was about all the terrible things MEN do to women. and I took all this in and just repressed every feeling I had, and was as polite and distant to as many of my female peers as possible. Because I was conditioned to be afraid of myself.

So I might be projecting a bit, but it sounds like you're ashamed of yourself for wanting anything at all.
You don't have to deserve to want something, you don't have to qualify for affection.

>>5027659

>>5027662
Creeper detected lol, someone is really trying to get into her pants.

>>5027645
>I just, I just don't want to disappoint myself anymore

Don't worry, once you get out of your bedroom for even two minutes you'll swiftly notice how most people you meet don't meet your personal standards either. I've been on that particular learning curve for the last few years. People are lazy, incompetent and narrow-minded in general: you're notable for having higher standards to feel guilty about failing at all.

In the end, there's no solution to life but to live it.

I have a boyfriend, a fuckbuddy, and a coworker who's fun to make out with.

>>5026944

Was this directed at me? And yeah, I'm a boss at fighting games... though I scream around level 17 on World at War nazi zombies >.> I wouldn't make the best housewife...

oh my god, look how many posts this got.

>>5027670
>:D