God.
of course.

>>5024248
/thread

Probably a westernfella charizard tag team.

>>5024248
>>5024251
M3RC and God confirmed to be the same person.

I knew it all along.

>>5024639

>>5024248
But God can't exist without G, he'd just be od and that's not nearly as powerful.

>>5024639

Gross.

M3RC isn't that good looking and he's scrawny. God is decent looking.

Me,

I bore and distract the enemies enough with my baww stories to allow people to mount an attack. That is if the enemy even lives through listening to my stories.

Marsh, Strawberry, Westernfella and Vernedead will form a firearms strike force

WesternFella.

The silent storefronts bounce the sole noise betwixt them like the walls of a lonely box canyon - the ponderous, purposeful tread of his boots. No wind blows nor horses knicker: only the earthen reports of his bootheels on the hard-packed earth.

When he stops the world stops and expands ever so slightly as it sucks breath, anticipating.

Sharp brown eyes slice across the town from underneath a sun-faded brim. Sweaty hands squeak as they tighten on wooden stocks, and by this indiscretion they are betrayed.

And thus did the bloodbath of /cgl/ begin.

>>5025019

God, WF, Mags, Boy, and R.D.

Moose can come along for something to look at and d'aww over. Also her Canadian Health Regeneration.

>>5025037
Oh wait, this isn't a Z-Day team thread. I thought this was a Z-Day team thread.

attacked by what exactly

>>5025027

I do try, anon, I do try. God knows Zane Grey isn't anymore, god rest his soul.

>>5025019
Hate to put a damper on your beautiful piece of literature there, but his eyes are grey, not brown.

>>5025019

This is fuckawesome. A winrar is you.

>>5025062
>but his eyes are grey

Like that stunning blueish-grey, sharp and clear like a fall day above the endless Western plains? The sumbitch is pretty much perfect isn't he?

>>5025072
Yes. Yes he is. c:

Hoobs.

Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun...

>>5025375
Ah yes, guns. The mark of a man to weak to take on enemies with his hands.

>>5025382
A gun is just like any other tool. There is a time to use them, and a time to put them away. I'm trained to know when those times are. Also guns are not my only tools.

Nice try though. I give you a 1/10 for getting me to reply.

>>5025382

Ahhh yes, a severe lack of tactical thought and combat experience. The mark of a weeaboo.

>>5025395
Of course they're a tool. They're a tool invented so man could fight his enemies without having to make eye contact.

Be as proud as you want man, they're just going to replace you with a drone later anyway.

>>5025395
Oh look, mr.freeman better watch out.

>>5025400
Of course guns are tactically sound. Having a constant tactical superiority over your target is a great way to never have to weigh the decision of making war. If you have to worry about the other guy killing you, you might actually reconsider the need to fight in the first place, but nope - I can kill him before he sees me, so why try something hard like diplomacy?

>>5025429
Because with out diplomacy with another person there is no social contracts and we would live in a world of chaos and lackluster "freedom" that would make us the most paranoid people on earth.

>>5025433
Can you try rewriting that sentence in coherent English, bro? I'm trying to read it but I'm having a really hard time deciphering your point.

If you need to get someone to help you out, that's fine. I can wait.

>>5025429

You don't understand. People have a habit of using the best technology available. It's the way things are. Asking to fight someone hand to hand is going get you, well...shot. You have to move along with the times if you want to stay tip top. Nothing wrong with diplomacy, but when it comes to combat you can't afford to make compromising decisions like what you're suggesting.

>>5025438
Ha. Sorry about that bro. I'll simplify it for you.

If we don't make agreements with each other things delve into a "I kill you and take your stuff" scenario.

Hows that for simple? I even took out the larger concepts you don't quite "understand."

>>5025440
I understand just fine. Why risk yourself when you can just sit at home and push a button to blow up the other guy, right?

Sadly, guns have their uses, but retards like Vernedead who like to pose with them and go "durr hurr, i has a gun," have no business using one.

>>5025447
But you're using that as an argument against me suggesting diplomacy? That's what I don't get.

I go "diplomacy is a better approach than killing" and you come back with "in the absence of diplomacy, people kill each other." I mean, are you agreeing with me, are you disagreeing, do you even know?

>>5025456
I guess this just goes to show I'm not ready for my business ethics test on Thursday.

>>5025448
Umadbro?

>>5025483

Nice bullets
Too bad they're not in a clip

Enjoy getting eaten by zombies

>>5025489
>cliptroll

>>5025483
Nope. There's a difference between "look at this cool tough guy.

The former and you're simply admiring a tool; the latter and you might as well be this guy.

>>5025509
Fucking 4chan ate my post.

>a difference between "look at this cool gun" and posing like an internet tough guy.

>>5025518
oh, here you go.

>>5025500

Unless stripper clip.....It's called a fucking magazine.

>>5025448
>Sadly, guns have their uses, but retards like Vernedead who like to pose with them and go "durr hurr, i has a gun," have no business using one.

Guy knows way more about the proper use of guns than some random yahoo throwing insults here. The minute you get some military training and actually serve a tour of duty you can come back and criticize a soldier how to do his job.

>>5025539
>Wall full of anime girl posters

>>5025647
Well his eyes multitask so he has to have multiple posters to look at at once.

>>5025652
Lol my finger wasn't on the trigger.

>>5025539
>dat integra poster

So do you have a link to where you bought this, or was it offline? Because I want it SOBAD.

>>5025591
>implying posting pictures on /cgl/ is his job

Do you see me giving any advice on being a soldier? What the hell is up with this thread and dumbfucks who can't into reading.

I was just saying you have to be a weak little bitch to post pictures of yourself posing with a gun, no need to come back with "BUT HE ARE AN PATRIOT. SUPPORT ARE TROOPS."

>>5025690
>who can't into reading
Excuse me?

>I was just saying you have to be a weak little bitch to post pictures of yourself posing with a gun
But this is already a shit thread. Why bother posting actual content?

>>5025690
>I was just saying you have to be a weak little bitch to post pictures of yourself posing with a gun

Sure are a bunch of weaklings...posing with guns and shit

>>5025690
Confirmed for 5'nuthin" with a small dick and an even smaller paycheck.

And Clark.... when did you get a 1911A1? And why? Why of all handguns in the world would you choose that one? I'd think you as more a Hi-Point fan. You know, cheap, ugly but still gets the job done for what it is. Plus, more "boolits" in the "clip".

God I hate noguns weebs and soccer moms.

>Who is the /cgl/ champion?
>mfw no broodmother

>>5026258

I second Broodmama.
I haven't seen here around lately though.
I hope no adventurer found her or anything.

There's only one answer

http://4chanarchive.org/brchive/dspl_thread.php5?thread_id=4380711&x=The+Rocks+Return+To+Cosplay

He's not only /cgl/'s champion but The People's Champion

>>5026239
Of course, it's manlier to get killed if somebody breaks into your house when you call the cops, than to take them on yourself with whatever you've got available.

Sure is soccer mom in here.

>>5025428
Vernedead and I are bros...

...but according to Todd, I am the hero that /cgl/ deserves... surprised he hasn't posted that pic yet...

The only appropriate answer

>>5026574

>>5026542
OH EM GEE I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU OWN A ASSAULT RIFLE WITH LAUGHNER ASSAULT CLIPS! WHAT DO YOU NEED THAT MANY BOOLITS FOR? YOU CAN'T HUNT WITH THAT! YOU'RE JUST A PSYCHO KILLER! I BET THAT'S LOADED WITH BABY-SKULL-SEEKING PHOSPHOROUS BOOLITS THAT CAN COOK THE DEER WHILE YOU KILL IT, HUH! GET THAT AWAY FROM MY BABY!

...pic related.

>>5026633
What the shitmonkeys?

>>5026633
YUP. ALL OF THAT. AND HERE'S MY SOVIET ANTI AIRCRAFT RIFLE COMPLETE WITH "FOOL MEDAL JACKIT BOOLITS" FOR EXTRA HIGH SPEED

>>5026675
So is the big thingie on the back of the GUN that thing that goes up on your shoulder?

Myself. I don't need no weakass cosplay faggots to cover my ass.

Is the flame war over?

>>5026789
I got my nugget in anti-air plane destroying .50BigMotherfuckingGun.

>>5026797
Duracoated in Stealth Jet black, with the name nutnfancy carved on the stock. I also added a few rails and Trijicon optics on it.

>>5026802
It was also used Stalin's personal sidearm, but Stalin is a dirty commie faggot so I carved the Second Amendment on the stock as well (but I left a spot for nutnfancy).

>>5026815
I also attached a bipod on it, so I can prone on the ground like a real pro sniper.

>>5026796
Looks like it.

>>5026796
>BCGs
>ACUs and gear everywhere
>shitty barracks room
Bless your heart

>>5026819
I also replaced the bolt with my own custom bolt that I made from a bicycle handlebar!

>>5026867
complete with the brakes?

>>5026796
Any dorm raids yet?

/kgl/

>>5026947
is that a prop famas

>>5027028
Nice AK, there, fellow devil dog!

>>5026839
Thank God!

>>5026840

This was taken back when I first deployed back in 07.
>>5026941

You mean a good old Health&Welfare Inspection?

>>5027240
Yeah, looked like your typical CHU. Where were you at?

>>5027240
When are they getting you Multi-cam? Those ACU look like shit IMO.

Pic is the Soviet version of me.

Welp, if Volpin had a laser-cutter I'd nominate him, but I think he's only got a lathe and a router. Needs more pew-pew, alas.

>>5027240
Straight up. Come on, man. You know the First Shirts only have your best interests in mind, right? They only want to help you! They don't want to bust you down in rank or take your oh-so-generous paycheck away from you at all!

>>5027255
You. You've never worn ABUs. Keep quiet.

>>5027276
That's right, I wore god-tier Marpat.

>>5027296
MARPAT looks a little like vomit.

>>5027316
Shit looks better than ACUs. For fucks sake, we don't blend in with anything but the fucking motor pool. I wouldn't mind getting some multicam, but I'll be out before my unit ever even thinks about getting any.

OD green is where it's at, motherfuckers.

Goin' to 'Nam, brb.

>>5027249
Fort Lewis. In 2 days, I go to Yakima for a month of training.
>>5027255
I hear 2014 is when we switch to Multi-cam as our uniform(According to ArmyTimes, which to me is propaganda bullshit IMO). But right now only troops who are deploying to Afghanistan are wearing Multi-cam. I saw alot of I-corp guys wearing them a few months back.

And do you have any idea how much it's going to cost me to get Muli-cam shit when ACU's are no longer authorized? Just like the big BDU switch in 06'-07'.
>>5027276

It's all good.

>>5027333
For some reason I prefer these over camouflage pattern fatigues.

>>5027335
You misunderstood my question. Where did you deployed to when you took that picture?

>>5027349
>Where did you deployed to
Wow, I failed. "Where were you deployed to"

>>5027349

Iraq, Camp Liberty

>>5027394
Ah. I did some time at Camp Taji back in 09. Our CHUs looked mighty similar.

>>5027336
That's because it makes you feel like Big Boss when you wear 'em.

...at least, that's what it does for me.

And really, what's any soldier's desire? Why, become like Big Boss, of course.

>>5027467

Tagi on 09'? Who did you deploy with? 4th SBCT?

>>5027502
56th SBCT, actually. Haters gonna hate.

>>5027335
Guess that means you won't be at Aki-con, TK? Well damn.

>>5027521

No kidding! I only went to Tagi a hand full of times. It sucked. There was nothing going on the whole deployment!

>>5027578

Regretfully yes. I would love to go, but Army comes first.