Oh Johnny how could any girl resist

I did not realize you were a tripfag, Doe. Are you the same one in the PTchat?

>>5020892
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>>5020900
Not even mad

>>5020887
I can't go into chat rooms as my Mamma uses our computer to read up on her favorite daytime soaps. My favorite show she watches is "Hospital of Love." I wish I could have one of those nurses for an intimate physical examination courtesy of Dr. Bravo. I might not have a medical license but I can cure water on the knee without touching the sides.

cgl needs more Johnny bravo threads, actual cosplay threads and weeaboo horror story threads, and less of the random messing with people/vendettas

Ohhh Johnny you make me so happy! I've never posted in your threads before but your so fly ; )

Sage since... selfpost, but your awesome.

>>5020972
>sage since self post

Johnny Bravo threads thrive on self posts

Help Captain America rescue us from the endless drudgery of /soc/ threads and PT drama, Johnny!

Hey, Johnny, Come on~

I've always been too self-conscious to selfpost, but I seemed to get good feedback in the Rule 63 thread so I'm trying to be braver!

For you, Johnny!!

>>5021519
I don't think role playing trip fags are going to help much.

>>5021632
When it comes to Johnny, you'd be surprised. You need to have faith in The Bravo, my friend.

>>5020972
So Jilly Bean, can you be my lover. You might just be my girl and I'll be your number 1. I'm felling rather patriotic seeing a girl in red white and blue so if you're going to be my star then I'll bring my two bombs so they can burst in the air.

>>5021519
Oh lady, am I glad that I'm an America cause I can get all the babes and burgers my hunky arms and stomach can handle. That Captain America likes to toss his colors around but a real man keeps the things he loves close to his chest.

>>5021607
A cute Japanese maid like you makes my blood melt under you gorgeous gaze. It's about time you take a day off and let Johnny Bravo sweep the cobwebs away from your lonely life for you'll be getting a new house guest. I hope you don't mind if we share the bedroom.

Johnny threads are the best threads! Here you go Johnny.

>>5021614
Seeing a girl as pretty as you makes me real misty eyed. Why don't we keep your bike as a way to travel around town for our next date and I'd instead steal your heart and claim it as my own. TLC told me to not chase waterfalls so instead I'll pour all of my love into your ocean so we can sail away together.

>>5021632
Carl said once in his fancy nerd talk that an object in motion stays in motion. I think it has to do with something about balls rolling and such, I didn't care because cartoons were on. However that physic lesson is in effect as my heart is beating really fast and hasn't slowed down at all. No matter where you are you can take one look in the sky and know where you are and what time it is. Let me into your life and you can add another power. At any point in your life, you can look into my eyes and know exactly how much I love you.

>>5022309
Helllooooo there ya regal looking beauty. It would be real easy to make an Alice in Wonderland reference right now but I know for a fact that you are not dressed up as the Queen of Hearts. Instead what I see is the queen of my heart and while you're standing in an ordinary hotel lobby, I can give you enough love so that we can make a Wonderland of our own. Stick close to me and I can make you blush the same shade of red as your dress.

buuuuuuuuuummmp

I don't have a picture of myself in cosplay...

>Guy hits on girls
What a lonely virgin

>Guy pretends to be a cartoon character and hits on girls
BEST THREAD EVER

/cgl/ continues to confuse the fuck out of me

>>5024088
Johnny Bravo's poster is really a role playing woman.