Do you even lift?

>driving home from class
>see group of highschoolers walking down the street
>playground zone so I'm driving slow
>take a good look at the fat one walking with them
>he's got his arm wrapped around a fucking 4 litre tub of ice cream and scooping it into his mouth with a spoon
>mfw

>>5012254
Not fat, just bulking

> doing something normal
> FATTY THUNDERCUNT COMES IN EATS EVERYTHING AND HAS A HEART ATTACK ON THE TABLE
> i look in disgust

>>5012254
>just started college
>business classes

Confirmed for uneducated, freshman douchebag who thinks they're big shots.
Sounds like he was trolling you dude, only you'd care about another man's fat ass. How gay are you?

>At a pool party, shirtless
>Fat guy comes closer and tells me "Wow, anon, you're really ripped, I wish I had the genes to do that"

mfw

lol fatties gonna fat

>attend wondercon
>fat as fatass cammy
>basically picture
>retch a bit, but maintain calm
>she starts dancing with darth vader
>lose my shit
>vomit in nearest trash can
>actually r2d2
>i just vomited into some kid dressed as r2d2
>bertstares everywhere

>>5012266
Sounds like you're angry.

>sitting in class
>usual fat girl who always eats in class is eating in class... again...
>this time she has a fucking cheeseburger
>she's sitting in the front of the class
>fucking
>eating
>a
>cheeseburger
>the professor looks at her
>and says "where did you get that"
>she says she made it and that it's only 500 calories
>whole class breaks out in laughter
>she gets embarrassed as fuck
>she still finishes her cheeseburger

>in speech 100 class
>auditorium room where seats are close together
>sitting next to 7/10 girl
>ALL OF A SUDDEN HUGE LANDPLANET APPEARS
>takes the seat to the right of me
>k cool what ever
>a few seconds later the smell kicks in
>smell consists of cheese, balls, sweat, rotten meat all mixed together
>cute girl to my left leans into to smell my polo black cologne
>she does this repeatedly throughout entire class
>ask for her number after class
>fuck her the next day

>go to fat girl birthday party
>her house is in a car junkyard
>entire family is fat
>eating chicken and ice cream, etc
>suddenly need to go to the bathroom
>"sorry anon, it's clogged so just go in the woods"
>Say that I need to take a shit
>"So? It's not like much is gonna come out of you anyway"
>Leave immediately and drive home to take a shit and don't come back

>>5012265
fuck off fatty

>be flirting with cute petite punk rocker chick
>get number
>she invites me to every social function she goes to
>always trying to make a move but she's making it difficult (hanging with groups, bugging out when I get close
>hambeast emo friend begins flirting with me
>iseewhatyoudidthere.jpg
>NOPE.EXE

>Be at bar with friend
>Barely anyone around (Wednesday Night)
>We get drunk anyway
>Fat girl comes up to me and starts hitting on me
>I talk a little but don't so any interest
>She starts hanging off me and getting more sexually aggressive
>I still try to play it off and show no interest
>I go sit down at a table where my buddy is chatting with a dude he knows from work
>She follows and sits down with us
>My buddy and his friend give me the bert stare
>I shrug and gesture that i don't know what the fuck is going on.
>Out of nowhere she grabs at my dick
>She has a firm grasp and it fucking hurts
>I stand up
>I walk her to the front door of the bar
>She seems really happy thinking that I am going to take her home
>I tell her to call a cab and that I need to use the washroom real quick.
>She walks outside to get us a cab
>I give the bouncer $20 to lock the front door
>He does because it isn't busy and no one except her was outside.
>She starts trying to beat the shit out of the doors
>we can hear her screaming and yelling
>Bouncer Calls the police
>Police come and end up macing her because she is going berserk.
>they haul her fat ass away

>Be at mcdonalds, bulking
>Fat as fatass behind me in line
>Is sweating profusely and smells like shit
>Asks if they can jump ahead, as they are diabetic and their blood sugar is low
>Nope
>A look of animalistic rage comes across their face as they charge towards me
>I punch them in the face
>They collapse onto the ground
>An ambulance is called after they have been lying still on the ground for 5 minutes
>Fatty dies shortly thereafter from a combination of shock and diabeetus

Alpha as fuck

>a really cute girl from work told me if i went out with her to a party i'd get some pussy
>licks my ear as she says this
>go out with her
>she ignores everyone at the party and takes me by the hand into a bed room on the third floor
>she pulls down my pants, i feel her hot breath on my penis
>she then sprints across the room, and hops out of an open window, runs down the ladder, and retracts the ladder
>i hear the bedroom door locking from the other side
>that's when i saw her, the hot girls autistic 400 pound 45 year old sister
>she was drooling all over her mottled tits and fingering her cunt using her own liquid feces as lubricant
>she took one look at my throbbing cock and said "commear baby dakes. i want thad hot meat in my frontbutt"
>i'm not proud of how i acted that day but i had to do what i did to survive
>i walked over to her, holding her head to my chest
>she attempted to suckle from my nipple as i put her in a head lock
>i held her there in a sleeper hold for 4 minutes before she passed out
>i searched the room for a key, which as it turned out was tied around her neck with fishing line
>before i left the house i lit a pile of laundry on the second floor on fire
>that house and the gibbering monster held within burned to a crisp

>>5012277
Why are you looking at other men's asses at college?
Owait, you didn't actually go there to learn
>i r takin buzinuss class
Nah, you're clearly in it for the hot men flashing their asses at you and smiling. Did you smile back, faggot?

>residence assistant in college
>mandatory community service floor event, we volunteer at homeless shelter.
>tons of food. I kid you not, 95% of the people there are at.
>they station me at the "desert" station. 4 giant trays of cookies and donuts.
>Obese "homeless" woman comes and requests 6 donuts.
>She kept mentioning out loud that the donuts are not just for her, and for her kids as well. She repeated this 5 times.

>>5012287

the old switcharoo. do bitches think we're retarded? inb4 yes

>>5012281

lol'd

>2011
>Implying this thread isn't now fatties gonna fat
I seriously hope you guys don't do this

>>I'm in whole foods getting produce with no shirt on
>>notice 450 pound women driving in a motorized cart
>>shes wearing no shoes
>>her basket in the front of her motor is in overflow mode
>>nothing but sweets and bad food cookies, chocolate
>>mfw i see her
>>probably 30 bucks worth of fruit and veggies in my cart
>>i only buy produce at this store
>>been doing it for over 5 years
>>I'm 6' tall and 235 pounds with 8-11% fat
>>the wild snorlax proceeds to get my attention
>>she wants to comment on me not having a shirt on
>>I shouldn't be in the store without a shirt on
>>i act like i don't hear her
>>she tries to follow me "hey.. excuse me, can you hear?
>>She doesn't pay attention to where she is going
>>she takes out a whole end-cap at the end of an Isle
>>makes a huge sound and dozens of people are looking
>>stuff crashes and hits the floor, Priceless moment
>>i lose her at the bandannas and head for the checkout
>>the cashier is hot as fuck, very fit and i would bang her
>>i ask what happen over there?
>>the cashier replies god she is so fat, just look her
>>she's not even wearing shoes!

>driving around friend and his girlfriend
>I'm setting in the back seat
>as we are driving his girlfriend spots her 2 fat ass friends smoking by walmart
>We pull up and they jump in the back seat with me
>I am sandwiched between 500LBS of female landwhale
>They start poking at me and giggling
>One leans over, bats her eyelashes and asks me what I think of her.
>at the risk of being torn apart I avoid telling her that her fat ass makes me sick to my stomach
>Instead I tell her I find people who smoke disgusting
>She starts to pout and is visibly disgruntled
>I fear for my life
>The other one leans over at me and says that she doesn't smoke
>The first pig quickly grabs the second pig by the hair and starts pulling her to the other side of the car
>fat cunts are screaming and going ape shit
>I'm trying to avoid getting mangled
>I yell at my friend to stop the car and let me out.
>I get out and both fatties have claimed down but still look very pissed off.
>they drive away
>I walk home playing back the situation in my head

>>5012291
Calm down bro, I'm not even the OP.
Sit down, have a bucket of chicken, eat some ice cream and finish it off with some apple pies.

>>5012290

fuckin lost it. sir, you win my internets. nice try on the greentext too.

>on the way back from first con ever
>so fucking hyped and happy
>see a huge thing out of the corner of my eye as we're leaving the hotel
>hugely fat woman in power chair
>FOUR FUCKING FAT CHILDREN HANGING ONTO THE HANDLEBARS AND SEATED ON VARIOUS PARTS OF THE CHAIR AROUND HER , EVEN SMOOSHED IN THE BASKET ON THE BACK OF THE CHAIR
>they are just wheeling around the hotel like this is an everyday thing
>perfect ending to the con

pic related

>Live in New Zealand, you do see fat people out and about but American tier fat people are almost unheard of
>Out shopping with my little sister, we turn a corner and go to enter a store in time to see a pod of whales clustered at the entrance of a store entrance
>There's a fat mother with short, dyke hair and a face red with exertion wearing one of those stereotypical fat women dresses (light pink with yellow flowers on it, like some disgusting nightdress from the eighties), it's so large it looks like a tarp
>Fat father with a belly hanging so low it almost touches the ground, looks like a boomer
>and two fat chillun that had to weigh more than my sister and I combined
>The mother is so fat she she completely blocks off the store door and has to squeeze herself in
>They all have to waddle in one by one
>People are actually turning to watch this procession, some not even bothering to hide the staring
>Fat family looking ashamed and angry
>Go into the store after them, turn into the aisle we were headed for and proceed to piss ourselves with laughter
>Pass by the family as we go to leave the store
>Hear the mother speak
>Strong American accent
>Fucking figures
>lol some more

Pic related, they were around this size.

> Changing in bathroom to leave
>See 470+ man it was just me and him in the bathroom
>As I leave I tell him to have a good workout
>He says fuck off kid>Shrug it off(beta)
>Walking out the door hear a loud crash its him on the floor
>The receptionist wants me to help him up because theres only 4 people in there and I am the strongest
>I say no he could use a workout
>I leave
>Next day I talk to the receptionist it took them 30 minitues to get him up
>mfw

This is the best thread on /cgl/
there is no dispute

>>5012308
>dat image name

>at random house party
>just sitting on the couch talking to random ppl
>fatty stares at me
>walks directly towards me
>uh-oh i dont like where this is going
>she sits right on my lap
>if i hadn't done squats, my legs would've snapped from her tremendous weight (thanks rippe)
>she starts rubbing my abs through my shirt
>almost vomit
>then she starts stroking my jaw
>literally cannot leave. she's too heavy to box squat out of.
>don't want to seem rude towards fatties
>I tell her, "i have a gf, please get off me"
>she gets off but stills follows me around
>she keeps trying to get me to fuck her
>i straight out tell her i don't find her attractive
>she shouts real loud so everyone can hear
>"ANON IS A QUEER, I'M PRACTICALLY THROWING MYSELF AT HIM AND HE REFUSED."
>everyone at the party thinks i'm gay now
>FUCK FATTIES, FUCK THEM TO HELL

>being fat

Bertstares abound.

Th...Thanks /fit/, even if you are raiding like a bunch of b-tards. i honestly can't stand fatties, in any board.

>>5012317

and why would you not yell NO HOMO at this point

>>5012323
>dem gains

>In Ancient Humanities class today.
>Talking about Muslims culture>fasting comes up, the teacher brings up the various foods that were banned
>2 fat chicks explode in anger
>"WHY WOULD THEY DENY THEMSELVES NUTRIENTS"
>mfw, my face when I explode in anger
>I go off on these whales about how you have a perfectly healthy diet with the foods out of your diet
>vegetarian /fit/ chick who is eastern orthodox Christian(practice the same sorts of fasting in here religion) jumps in and we tag team the whales with broscience.
>rest of class sides with our broscience and whales become flustered and shutup for rest of the class.

>>5012329
The cut of all time.

>>5012325
>implying this isn't the good kind of raid

>>5012323
>>5012329
>>5012333

>>5012323

>13.5k calories in one day

Holy fucking shit. Even when one insanely high doses of steroids, doing some insane twice a days, 7 days a week bbing split routine while doing insane amounts of cardio next to it... YOU'D STILL GAIN A LOT OF FAT.

>I hit the gym to do some squatz.
>Everything is good. About to load my 3rd plate. I'm feeling it.
>I catch in the mirror this 348lb truck lady no more than 25 rocking her (presumably) boyfriend's size medium tanktop jumping rope and looking at the squat rack with interest.
>Snicker to myself. Whatever. That's interesting.
>OH shit. I need to refill my water bottle. Brb squat rack.
>I catch a good bro midset and talk to him for a bit.
>We part ways, I refill my water bottle and I return anxiously to the squat rack.
>Wait... Where are my weights? What? There's no weight!
>Motherfucking truck woman finished her two minutes of cardio and unloaded my fucking bar.
>Stupid fat whore... Well. I'll get kicked out for confronting her and passing judgement. I have to wait.
>She grabs the bar and places it on the safety rails.
>Wh-what... What?!
>She curls the fucking bar.
>Fucking cellulitus does god damn 20 rep sets of curls in the squat rack.
>NO. I go up tell her I was there. She laughs and says she was here first.
>Bullshit. I point out I was here and she even looked in my direction.
>She bitches so much about how she needs this and that if she stays here she'll have motivation and that bullshit bullshit bullshit. I walk away.
>I return to the squat rack after she finishes her fucking curls and hear her mention to some random curlbro rocking 20s at the dumbbell rack that she's losing weight to go to the upcoming gencon or some stupid shit.
>HAHA!1
>We leave at the same time. She goes to her shitty car and bulks on three motherfucking baked potatoes.
>So mad. Heffer didn't even have protein.
>What the fuck?

>>5012341
>curling in the squat rack

classic

>visit father in norway with my sister
>11 hour train ride
>end up next to Fatty McFamily
>mother goes out for a smoke on every stop
>father looks like a /fit/ neckbeard caricature
>both look under 25 but in horrible shape
>daughter seems to be 12 and weigh about 110kg, looks mildly retarded and paints with a crayon using a palmgrip
>son looks like a fatter version of jake in 2 and 1/2 men
>daughter orders 3 crispbags from restaurantcart
>son eats 2 200gram chocolate bars
>they feed their 3-5month old baby with coca cola in a baby bottle
>my sisters face after staring at them for 15minutes

>>5012349
>coca cola in a baby bottle

oh my

>go out to eat with client and his mother
>client is 6 years old (i work in special ed), mother is 40
>both obese as fuck
>mother spends all day telling me she is trying to get healthier, cut back smoking, eating better, etc.
>I order a tossed salad, spend $3.25
>she orders appetizer of deep fried mozzerella sticks (LARGE), salad with extra ranch dressing, extra rolls, shrimp alfredo (For herself only)
>orders son deep fried chicken tenders and fries
>just before waitress leaves, asks what soups of the day are
>waitress replies "vegetable soup or chicken and dumplings
>mother replies "chicken and dumplings, then says to me "that vegetable soup is cooked in beef broth, it's not good for you. Chicken is way better for you"
>I'm LOLOLLLLLLLOLing inside at this point
>waitress brings appetizers, salads, soups
>mozzerella sticks are seriously about 20oz. or more
>salad is just completely drenched overflowing with ranch
>mother says "had to get a salad, I told you I'm trying to eat better
>implying better is eating more for the sake of getting a few extra vegetables at the added cost of 300 cal in dressing
>mother is so fat when she eats she can't breath properly, and it makes a large suction sound from the time she is eating until she is done, with a lot of grunting

>my salad with about a teaspoon of fat free basalmic is untouchable until she finishes because I am so disgusted.

>kicker: mother orders deep fried cheese cake for desert, still talking about how she is making healthier choices to lose weight and how she drinks protein shakes also TO BE IN SHAPE

this just happened 45 minutes ago. Still feel queasy, and I should be eating one more meal today

>>5012349

> coke in a baby bottle

i raged

>>5012349
>2 200gram chocolate bars
...Is... it that a thing?

>5'7" and easily over 200 pounds girl
>poor
>complains about being poor
>goes to Starbucks twice a day
>fat as fatass goes on "diets" every other week or so
>was recently in the hospital (probably for being fat), and was upset because she had to pay a lot to use the ER (no health insurance because she's poor)
>GETS FUCKING DOUGHNUTS TO REWARD HERSELF FOR FEELING BAD
>goes to Atlantic City to gamble on her spring break, despite being poor
>goes out drinking with friends, gets all dressed up, thinks she's "hot", and gets angry when a guy declines to dance with her for fear he'd get sucked in by her gravitational pull forever

Pic related, it's her looking all "hot".

>Obese "homeless" woman

Saw one of these today begging at a stop light. First thought I had was that she ate herself out of house and home.

>>5012362
>she ate her house and home

>go eat breakfast at a dinner
>Old people fucking everywhere
>Old man comes in with a fatty I presume to be his grandson in a Disturbed t-shirt
>Try not to laugh at how typical this kid looks
>lose track of where they sit
.......some time passes....
>hear waitress behind me
"Would you like coffee?"
>young male voice says something
>waitress
"Pepsi, sprite, mountai-
>Mountain Dew please!

Number 1 - Disturbed t-shirt and jumped at the opportunity for mountain dew
Number 2 - Drinks mountain dew along with breakfast
WITH FUCKING BREAKFAST!

>>5012352
but i've seen this one already in a past thread :(

>>5012369
Sometimes I wish I still drank soda so that I could stop drinking soda and magically lose ten pounds.

>>5012372
lol word.
Alot of fatties could cut out soda lose alot of weight

>jogging at the park
>doing my HIIT
>see hamwhalebeast
>smile wave, ect
>gives me patented hambeast stare of death
>hear her mummer something about "roidz"
>laugh my natty ass off

>got to vocational high school
>really xbox HUEG girl in my computer programming shop
>can't use tampons because none of them fit right
>pretends that nobody can see the huge blotch of periodshit soaking through her pants
>after a couple of hours of stinking up the shop, she goes to the nurse
>comes back with new XXXXXL pants
>class still smells, period stains on many chairs

It was a horrible day... I wish I could say this only happened once. Pic related: you can probably tell who I'm talking about.

>>5012380
excuse me while I vomit

>>5012380
That's horrible, you cunt. I feel sorry for her.

>>5012371
I've seen it on /ck/. It think it's been archived.

>>5012380

At that point, why don't you stuff a roll of toilet paper up there.

>>5012389
>2011
>feeling sorry for a fatty

>>5012392
>feeling sorry for your own kind
I got your back bro.

>>5012336
Holy shit, is that a real horse? It's like that one Bugs Bunny was riding while seducing Yosemite Thor.

>been losing weight, still considered in the overweight range according to my bf%
>all of a sudden stall and start gaining weight (fat not muscle)
>wtfisgoingon.jpg
>count my calorie intake meticulously for a week
>shit doesn't add up, i should be losing fat
>always make a protein shake before going to bed
>wake up in the middle of the night one day
>see my fat as fatass sister put my older bro's
weight gainer formula into my protein shake
>all my rage
>she wants me to stay fat because she's too lazy to get fit
>fucking hate fat ppl
>hate fat ppl mentality

>>5012396
>year of our lord
>projecting

>>5012396
>feeling sorry for another woman who also has a uterus

Yeah, fuck women, right? No woman has ever had an accident with their period, right? You're pathetic cunts. That can happen to anybody, and it sounds humiliating.

>>5012391
fuck

>>5012347
>Be a Ranger
>Lift at the Ranger gym
>Nobody does curls
>Olympic and dynamic lifts er're where
>Go to big Army gym
>Curls in the squat rack
>My face

>>5012414
I was fixing your remark.
I'm on your side, bro.

>>5012415
it only happens to "Xbox hueg" women you fatty fat fatty

>>5012421
no hetero

>>5012254
>be fat
>life goes by so fast
>only do what I think is right
>close my eyes and its past
>story of my life

>>5012389
She wasn't very nice either to be honest and she always cockblocked me and my friend w/benefits that was also in that class.

Another related story:
>high school field trip to some tech company
>friend w/benefits is giving me handjob while I finger her in the back of the bus
>fatty mcfatso looks back and asks if she can try
>Both me and my friend w/benefits say HELL NO
>She gets angry and instead begins touching herself in her seat
>my friend w/benefits and I stop and button pants
>Fatty fatass ruined the mood

This is why I don't like her.

>>5012422
LOLKCUNTYMCCUNTFIST.

>>5012415
>that can happen to anybody
Anybody that's too gravitationally challenged to wear a tampon.

hey fat people, why don't you just die?

1. Public health care - why should the rest of us have to pay high taxes for you to eat yourself to death?
2. Nobody likes you. Except for, possibly, other fat people.
3. Even if you're successful, it just means you'll have enough money to become a drug addict and kill yourself like Chris Farley.
4. Because I don't want to ever have to think about fat people again.
5. Not only do you frighten children, but you're also setting a bad example.
6. You ruin pictures.
7. You ruin moments.
8. The thought of you ever having sex single-handedly ruins the day of at least 50% of the people whom you meet.
9. Because only aircraft are meant to be equipped with flaps. Their flaps serve a purpose.
10. It's fucking disgusting.

>>5012427
On the bus...wow.
You're not completely disgusting or anything..

>>5012425
no hetero indeed
>bro

>>5012433
>gravitationally challenged
Im using this one irl

>sitting in lecture
>fat as fatass bitch is trying to talk to me
>she asks if 50% muscle and 50% fat is considered fat
>i think shes kidding
>dead srs
>mfw she doesnt know that theres more than muscle and fat to our bodies
>mfw she probably is 50% bf

>>5012440
its not disgusting when two average sized ppl are fornicating on the bus. it's actually quite erotic to most ppl. Sort of a voyeurism thing.
it's only disgusting when they are obese

>>5012402
Don't you mean that Elmer Fudd Valkyries thing? Dat fat fucking adorable cartoon horse.

>>5012440

>work at subway
>fats come in, ask which bread is lowest calorie
>ask customer what kind of sandwich they would like
>they want spicy italian
>ask if customer wants cheese on sando
>they say yes
>ask customer what kind of veggies on sando
>they want little bit of lettuce
>ask customer what sauce on sando
>asks me what kind of sauce is low fat/low calorie
>i tell them, they just want mayo and ranch
>mfw im wrapping their sando

>>5012440
I also fingered her discreetly in class and got a blowjob under a computer desk while everyone was at lunch.

>mfw I will have glorious sexual memories of high school to tell my grandchildren

>>5012438
Nah bro its all cool. But those fat chicks are like hell on earth.

/fit/ i has a proud

>>5012457
it's not cool.
it would be cool if all fat ppl admitted that they got that way through sheer laziness and gluttony.

But you know that's not how it works. The vast majority of them make excuses.
>Oh it's genetics
>I can't change who i am, everyone in my family is fat

BULL-FUCKING-SHIT
genetics my ass. the obesity rate has skyrocketed since the 1950's.
Genetics do not change in less than one generation.
Fatties gonna fat. Fatties gonna lie. Fatties should die.

>Its not my fault Im fat, it runs in my family!
>"nobody runs in your family"

>At morning lecture (~10AM)
>Class fatty comes in
>She's drinking a Dr. Pepper
>Disgusting
>She finishes it in the middle of the lecture
>Starts rooting around in her backpack
>Hear odd clanking sounds
>Pulls out another Dr. Pepper
>Notice that clanking sounds were 3 other Dr. Peppers

From that moment on, she was to be known by me and my buddy (also in that lecture) as Doctress Pepper.

>>5012486

>>5012477
Oh of course dude. The fat suns-a-bitches gotta burn.

>>5012477
As a woman who lost over 126 pounds, I gotta say, fuck people like you and your shit.

Yes, while my weight problem had a lot to do with my lack of exercise and poor eating habits, my family's bad habits (which rubbed off on me as a kid) is what discouraged my weight loss until I was able to move out on my own, maintain a fridge full of healthy food, not be patronized about my weight, and be able to go to therapy due to their emotional neglect.

Fuck you if you think family background has got nothing to do with a person's weight. Fuck you right in the ear.

>>5012488


I'd give that fatty a brofist.

>>>/fit/9438128

>>5012534
progress pics or shenanigans

>go play golf with obese landwhale 18 year old neighbor and his moderately fat father, who is a cool guy
>roughly four hour outing, much fun was had
>lardplanet is eating nutter butters and drinking gatoraide throughout all 18 holes
>he is hungry when we finish, oh what the hell, I'll go eat lunch with these guys
>demands chicken fingers
>the fancy chicken finger restaurant is 25 minutes away on the opposite side of the city
>we drive 25 minutes to eat shitty chicken fingers
>he eats an entire basket
>he drinks 4 22 oz cups of sweet tea
>I order a chicken salad and drink water
>then we drive 25 minutes all the way back home, which is 5 mins from the golf course

This may not be disgusting enough for this thread, but it is what is wrong with America. First, we have such a thing as a gourmet chicken finger restaurant that charges $9 for a basket of lard coated protein. Second, landwhales. Third, people are willing to drive stupid distances to eat retardedly unhealthy food on $3 a gallon gas. It makes no sense at all.

>>5012402
Why didn't anyone tell me fat horses were so hilarious?!

>>5012540
>hurr durr
no shit sherlock

>>5012534
>Feel bad for me because I can't control myself
>it's not like people who get in shape have to work for it and discipline themselves or anything

>>5012488

>doctress pepper

>>5012534
Not what they meant dumbass. They meant genetics mostly. And I know TONS of people who use it as an excuse, and they moved out on their own. Their fridge is full of old chinese food and they are still JUST AS FAT.

>>5012552
They cannot into Docteure Pepper

>>5012534

I applaud you for your efforts (though it really shouldn't merit that kind of reaction, it should be normal), and partially agree with you.

It's why I dislike seeing fat parents having fat children. The kids never had a chance. That said, this only applies till at most your early 20s. After that there are no reasons whatsoever anymore to not be making a conscious decision to improve you health and image.

>>5012558
lol if i didn't play any of the halo games i would assume that was a teletubby and not master chief

>>5012534
>>5012567
agreed. fat people should not be allowed to breed

>>5012553

If adults have BAD eating habits that they pass onto their kids, then their kids as well will wind up fat like them due to BAD eating habits.
Who could care about the "genetics" excuse when anyone knows that this is true.
Ever wonder why whole families are overweight or are obese?
Family has as much to do with weight gain than emotional factors.

>>5012553
I have known two people who had legitimate thyroid problems and were fat as a result. But for the most part, people who use genetics as an excuse are retards. Calories in - calories out = weight gain. Genetics might affect the calories out term due to metabolic differences, but not by much. Fatties gonna fat.

I've helped out with some HR work for my firm because I maintain strong ties with my university, and fat/obese job applicants automatically go to the bottom of the pile. It isn't discrimination at all, because they typically have severe emotional problems and lack self control. I'm proud to deny opportunities to fat people, it is one of the greatest parts of my job.

>>5012581
>>5012582
>fat and mad

> friend's aunt is morbidly obese diabetic
> apartment is covered with cat shit, because she can't bend over to clean it up
> falls over at 3 AM, when snacking.
> can't get up
> falls asleep
> calls ambulance at 2 PM that day to pick her up
> still in hospital

>>5012534

You're weak fucking willed. There are no excuses. When I lived with my fat as shit family I got by with NO support and made do consuming a completely different diet purchased with my own money. I also suffered from extensive emotional neglect and pulled through soul-crushing depression. I was still a minor.

Let go of it you stupid bitch. I doubt you even lost those 126 pounds and you're simply seeking a way to rationalise your weight problems. I hope you get attacked by homeless black people after you leave the high-crime KFC carrying your two barrels of fat fuck dark meat fried chicken. They need it more than you, anyway.

>>5012581
>>5012582
>fat and mad and samefag

fixed

>>5012582
>fat/obese job applicants automatically go to the bottom of the pile.
>It isn't discrimination at all

dis·crim·i·na·tion
   /dɪˌskrɪməˈneɪʃən/ Show Spelled[dih-skrim-uh-ney-shuhn] Show IPA
noun
1.
an act or instance of discriminating.
2.
treatment or consideration of, or making a distinction in favor of or against, a person or thing based on the group, class, or category to which that person or thing belongs rather than on individual merit: racial and religious intolerance and discrimination.
3.
the power of making fine distinctions; discriminating judgment: She chose the colors with great discrimination.
4.
Archaic . something that serves to differentiate.

Yeah, you're totes not a judgmental sack of shit with retarded assumptions or anything...

>>5012591
>anyone that disagrees with our views must be a samefag
U SOUND MAD BRO.

>>5012582
>deny fat ppl jobs
Mah nigga
Brofist

>>5012581
every highschooler is the U.S is mandated to take a health class.
No excuses bish. Even if they had no means
to get healthier foods, they can always eat less
than their families. Portion control mofo.
And it's not like Fat families are eating fried
chicken errday. The fat moms are usually decent
cooks. Most of them get fat through soda and snacking on junk food

>>5012599
Fat as fatass detected.
If they can't perform a job because of their weight, they shouldn't be hired for that job.
>how to logic?

>>5012599
umad bro?
or should i ask
umad ambulocetus?

>>5012613
>implying firm work requires high physical performances
Someone sounds self-important.

>>5012486

>>5012624
>implying you can perform as well as someone who can breath while walking

>>5012624
If there is risk of passing out from a chocolate craving, I think there could be performance issues

this is one of the best threads I have ever participated in

U mad fatties?
U mirin'?
U jelly?

>Hanging out with my friends
>See some fat loser hanging out by himself
>I walk on over and punch him in the face
>Fat fuck loses his shit
>Picks me up and slams me into the ground, I break my leg on a planter
>Tell girls I broke my leg doing an Indy 1080 on my skateboard
>Alpha as fuck

>Work in a large company
>The Director's PA is a fucking LANDWHALE
>Always says she's on this diet, that diet
>Birthday morning tea
>party pies, cupcakes, sausage rolls.
>Landwhale picks up 3 cupcakes puts them on a plate and says 'THESE ARE FOR 'XXX' (the director)'
>Landwhale proceeds to take these cupcakes and put them on the director's desk
>The director isn't in today
>2 hours later the cupcakes are gone

I KNOW WHAT YOU FUCKING DID FATTY

>>5012632
>every fatty totes passes out from not having chocolate man
You caught them.

>>5012676
So much denial

>>5012676
I'm sorry I didn't understand that.
Did you say you carry totes of chocolate?

>that feel when /fit/ can do a pretty good raid
>that feel when a /fit/ raid makes the best thread /cgl/ has had since ever

>>5012599
>implying being fat doesn't decrease merit

protip:

if you ever want to have some laughs, take the elevator to the top floor and put something in between the doors so it can't close. then go downstairs and watch the landwhales accumulate.

>in high school
>fattest motherfucking kid of all time
>wears same jean shorts and grey t-shirt shirt all day every day
>gotta be pushing 500 pounds at the minimum jesus christ
>takes 30 minutes to finish sentence due to inability to breathe
>tells people with no fucking provocation at all that he has 3 grandmas because his grandpa got a sex change
>mfw I'm assigned in the same locker room as him

HIS ENTIRE BODY WAS A FUCKING STRETCH MARK

>>5012699
This is all /v/ nigger

>>5012710

okay look, I wasn't born like this. I've been over weight ever since I can remember. It's not my fault that I have bad knees and can't climb ten sets of stairs. For people who are NATURALLY SKINNY, it's unfair to you to deny us the right to use an elevator. That's what they're their for. It's disgusting the kinds of persecution that plus size people have to undergo in the world. I hope some day you break both your legs and need to use an elevator to get up stairs. Only then will you understand what we go through.

>>5012723
>fat people stories
>/v/

>>5012725
0/10

>>5012725
>right to use an elevator

>in mall
>pass foodcourt
>see fat person
>has a fat pouch where his crotch should be
>stare
>he looks at me in disgust
>mfw

>>5012317
I guarantee everyone just didn't want to embarrass the landwhale, they don't think you're gay.

>>5012725

>Naturally Skinny

Fuck you and your bullshit arguments. Get on a diet and start working out, you can start by not taking the fucking elevator up 2 floors.

>someone who has had to deal with weight loss his entire life
>Knows how much work it is to maintain a healthy body
>knows how fucking self-delusional and lazy most fat people are.

>>5012723

its about anons from /v/ by /fit/

>>5012756
>implying /v/ is fat
>implying everyone is a neckbeard
>typical superiority complex from /fit/ fags

>>5012725
>NATURALLY SKINNY
you mean human beings? its being fat thats unnatural honey

>>5012766
>go on any board on 4chan
>that's how they all think
>blame /fit/ because you're obese

>>5012766

lol stay fat /v/


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vB_eB9P7My0&feature=related

>>5012725
>Naturally skinny
ahahahah, denial at its finest.

>>5012766
>>5012772
woah, woah woah, calm down people.

Im from /fit/ and /v/. lets be bros and laugh at the pod of whales

>at university, classes in a tower block
>stuck in a wheelchair due to car accident a few years ago
>forever late to class because fatties won't take the stairs up a floor or two

>>5012777
He started it.

inb4 thread deleted like the other one

>>5012676
The fact that you're taking everyone so literally and seriously is making it difficult to see you as anything but (and I hate to say it, I really do) fat and jealous.

Seriously, READ your comments. You have no idea how mad you sound. The embarrassing part is that I used to sound just like you. When I thought something was even mildly aimed at me, or I guess maybe someone I knew, I'd take it to the extreme and make an ass of myself. That's what you're doing, and you're doing yourself no favors. If you think you're stopping bullying, opening eyes, and making people understand, you are incorrect. Very much so.

somebody archive this shit

>>5012725
It is your fault though, you are fat. I am skinny and I have "bad knees" I also have nerve damage in my damn leg but you fat fucks who "need" the elevator crowd in so much I have to walk up stairs and it is medically dangerous for me to do so.

>>5012283
Wait, are you seriously telling me that you're too much of a pussy to take a dump in the woods? Don't get me wrong, you did the right thing by ditching mcfattyfat and her fatily, but you could've taken a dump in the woods, THEN driven home.

That's way below beta. You should be ashamed.

this shits about to 404

>>5012777
I'd rather harvest them for oil and eat whatever organs aren't failing in them.
Who says Americans are useless?

>high school band trip to Europe (about 150 people)
>in Munich, Germany
>we all go to the Hofbrauhaus
>done with dinner
>cooks bring out the dessert
>some of us try one of the desserts (I can't even remember what it was)
>we all love it
>we tell everyone else how awesome it is
>there was barely any made, so there wasn't enough for the rest of our group
>the cooks decide to make more
>they bring out the second serving
>a fucking HORDE of people from our designated table get up and RUN to the dessert station
>half of them fatties (which I'm surprised could run in the first place)
>they're flipping shit over the goddamn desert
>everyone else in the entire fucking place (cooks, performers, and other people eating there) look over at them
>their faces when

>>5012725

I know you're probably a troll, but whatever. If you can't run, then swim it off. I've got severe allergies, a small tumor and vocal cord dysfunction (VCD).
I've had the paramedics called 3 times this year from VCD attacks when I all but stopped breathing. Guess what? I got back in the pool the next fucking day every goddamn time.

Oh, and all the paramedics know me pretty well now.

>>5012788

Maybe if they actually made elevators bigger, we could all fit. I'm not going to be fat shamed into using the stairs when I have serious medical problems and can't make it up them.

>>5012777
NO /V/ WAS FRST THIS IS OURS

From Modcloth:

>Item Size: 3X (according to chart, that's a US20, which means waist is at min of 40in)
>Finally a Store that has the foresight and the gumption to put plus size items out there for those of us who have for so long been ignored due to the fashionistas who design only for the androgynous figure. Us plus size women exist with bodies of real and curvaceous females . Now, thanks to ModCloth we have choice. I bought this dress in the hope it would fit, much as an experiment. I was more than a little surprised. Definitely not disappointed. This dress is very comfortable to wear. It's very flattering in all the right places. I have an hour glass figure, reminiscent of the 1940s. And I'm loving it. Thanks so much, Modcloth. There are stores who could only dream to aspire to your brilliance. Yes, some stores are still in the Stone Age and aren't moving. It's time they moved with the times.:D

>real women
>Anyone less than 3X is a little boy-girl

This is the dress

>>5012789
If I had toilet paper, I probably would have. But no, I'm not going to leave shit in my ass crack just so that I can smell like shit and call myself alpha.

>>5012808
see
>>5012540

>>5012809
That poor dress. That poor, cute, dress.
>I have an hour glass figure, reminiscent of the 1940s.
>1940s
Reubenesque wasn't during the 1940s, lol.

>>5012254

>>5012814
>implying killing the fatties wouldn't make everyone run for the gym
>implying that wouldn't give everyone something in common
>implying that wouldn't help the world get along

>>5012827
>implying killing the fatties wouldn't make everyone run for the gym
>massive influx of curlbros

all those squat racks....

>>5012534

>be able to go to therapy due to their emotional neglect.

>Emotional neglect.
>"Mom didn't stop me from shoveling shit into my mouth 24/7. It's all her fault."

Jesus christ, I hate fat people.

>>5012814
My boyfriend was kinda chubby, until I started feeding him. Then I found out why...his mother shops like a fucking 5 year old. Candy, snacks, chicken fingers, cookies. But no soda, and only 2% milk, but the only other drink it the house is fucking Koolaid! She didn't even know you could steam veggies, apparently the only way of cooking them is to cover them in butter and pop them in the oven.

>>5012809
Can anything above 40inches be an hourglass waist? I would think the folds would make it more of a digital box clock.

This thread makes me want to do pullups

brb, doing pullups

fatties mad they can't do pullups?

i wish my city had more fat people so i could have a story to tell

>>5012828
>implying gyms wouldn't be the new trendy business and wouldn't start popping up faster than fuck
There would be a /fit/ as fuck gym, somewhere.
>all of my Utopian dreams

>>5012809
this is what I imagined as soon as it said 3x/sz.20
that is beyond just being fat

>Dad telling me a story about his friend from work going to the gym to use the treadmill
>Fitness instructor helping fat bitch train by squats
>Has to touch ass to knee high bench before rising
>Loses balance and falls backwards over step-up bench
>Cracks huge pane of glass behind her
>Dad's mate walks out of room due to need to rofl so badly
>Fitness instructor runs out the room to join him rofling
>Fat bitch comes out of gym and sees the two of them literally rofling
>Fat bitch walks out of gym and never comes back
>MFW there is no face to show how fucking hard I laughed at the news

>>5012842
Fuck, I woke up my brother laughing.

>>5012837

I know that feel.
>Dutch

There are some fatties, but not many. And most of them don't behave all that obnoxiously because most of them know that they'll just be laughed at.

That said. The times are a changing.

>>5012836
I'm not fat, I can't do a pullup.

I know many /fit/ people who cannot into pullup. Good for you, though, you've trained that part of your body well.

Well goddamn /fit/, I had no idea you could throw such hilarious threads. Also, fat people are disgusting.

>>5012849
we have at least two fat people story threads a day

also gym story threads. its good stuff

come, join us

>>5012842
That's way too small

>>5012848
>I know many /fit/ people who cannot into pullup
bs. pullup is easy tier

>dat feel when one day I will be able to do a muscle up

>Overeat for the majority of my childhood and be fat as hell. 260lbs and I'm only 5'10"
>Decide I'm sick of being fat.
>Stop eating garbage.
>Start doing some light cardio every other day and do a little bit of weight lifting.
>Get in shape within two years.

>My face when fat people act like losing weight is this horrifying lifelong struggle and an emotionally shattering experience that requires superhuman willpower.

Holy shit, what is wrong with people? This was easy as hell, it just took awhile.

>>5012849
Fat people threads in /fit/ are their equivalent to all the retard story threads in /adv/ and the weeaboo stories here

>>5012407
So what did you do?

Did you break all her fingers and crush her toes with a hammer? Even that's letting her off cheap in my opinion.

Seriously though, did you punch her in the face and never speak to her again? What were the consequences of her ill-intentioned actions? You must've done SOMETHING. I mean, you don't just go around not only stalling, but reverting people who are trying to lose weight back into fatasses.

Something is seriously wrong with your sister, and while a (hard) punch in the face can't make up for her actions, it's a start.

>>5012848

>I'm not fat, I can't do a pullup.

Skinnyfat

Skinny people can eat all they want and not become fat. Fat people can't do the same. Of course it has to do with genetics.

>>5012863
Except we are actually better than the people we make fun of.

>>5012848
you are probably just doing it wrong. a lot of people can't do a pullup because the put pressure on their neck, which messes with the nerve cluster there.

next time, try to keep your neck relaxed

>>5012868

>Skinny people can eat all they want and not become fat.

They're still unhealthy and out of shape though. Being some skinnyfat twig is not anymore healthy than being a fatass loser.

If you stopped eating shit and actually bothered to exercise instead of looking for excuses to give up then you would lose weight.

>>5012868
oh you

>>5012877
I don't think you understand what skinnyfat means

Thought you guys would enjoy this gem I saw today.

>sister bring landwhale over
>I arrive from gym and go for my whey shake
>landwhale throws a tantrum when she sees me preparing my shake
>"you're going to die of kidney failure, blah blah blah"
>apparently shes doing some nutrition course
>she grabs my tub of whey and pours it in the trash
>I'm counting 10 Mississippi's on my head, I don't want to get arrested for hitting a woman
>sister rushes over and kicks landwhale out
>sister gives me $100 to pay for my whey
>sister frantically apologizes
>tell her if I ever see that fatass again i'll slash her tires

>>5012877
There are some people who are blessed with metabolism-boosting diseases, like me, who can eat all I want and not have to work out, nor gain a pound from it. Infact, I am underweight.

>>5012882

>This term is used when a person is thin, yet does not eat healthy or take care of themselves.

>>5012836
I'm fat and can do pullups easy. I exercise, I just eat a ton. Not all of us lardasses are incapable of movement.

>>5012893
builtfats need not apply

how many can you do?

>>5012884
Sound like a good incest setup.
>and then she decided to REALLY pay me back.

>>5012892
>This term is used when a person looks thin, but is actually hiding a pot belly behind their jacket

>>5012868
no.
skinny people tend to over estimate how much they eat and burn off
ex:
my brother who is 6' and 140 will typically eat: mcdonalds, chips, beer, noodles, miscellanious thing he eats at work or school
all in all, he probably consumes about 1500-2500calories depending. But at work since he is a waiter, he probably burns off 300-500calories just from standing up, running, walking, and carrying heavy things for 8 hours
he eats a shit ton of junk food and feels like he's eating a lot since it's fatty foods, but she's
A)over estimating how much he eats and
B)eats things with low nutrition
C)under estimates his calorie burn

fat people tend to do the opposite via underestimating how much they ate and over estimating how many calories they burned("oh I was walking around the mall ALL day, I can have this 800 calorie dessert and meal from dariy queen/restaraunt") or things like "oh it's a salad, that won't be fattening"*puts creamy sauce, cheese, bacon bits etc on

>>5012884
>kidney failure
>milk product

what?

>>5012892

... No...
Skinnyfat people are people who are skinny (lack of muscles, small build, etc) yet still have a small belly protruding and having fat cover the definition of their almost nonexistent muscles.

>>5012907
too much protein is bad for your kidneys.

Why do people get on fat people's cases?

I love fat girls. They make great girlfriends because of their delicious low self-esteem and they're incredibly loyal because they don't think that they can do better.

I would be very upset if all of the fat women in the world decided to stop being lazy.

>>5012900
About 20 chin ups without a break, thats good for a 5' 7'' guy that weighs 200 pounds.

>Middleschool
>In gym class with fat kid who plays MMO's nonstop
>Were running the mile
>Hes last one
>Most people are waiting at the end
>Fatty turns on the turbo
>Just as hes about to finish, massive FFFRRRTTT! FFFRRRGGGBLRBBLRGB!
>Sounds like he just shat himself
>Everyone laughs/is disgusted

He actually lost alot of weight since then.

>>5012914
>too ugly and beta to get a healthy woman detected

>>5012915
nice brah. I bet you would look great if you cut

>no homo

>>5012911

Too much protein is pretty hard to consume. Considering that you could consume 300grams with little to no side effects (save for protein farts).

Assuming you exercise properly, that is.

>>5012847
Yeah, even then, the people here are too dang nice to cause a menace, regardless of bodytype

I CAN'T STAND THIS PLACE

>>5012921
I could if I laid off of the heavy foods my parents showed me how to make. Such is life for an irishman.

>>5012369
Well, actually, morning is the best time to get some simple carbs like soda and chocolate.

>>5012914
Is that why they're with black men?

>Fat as hell couple at my work down the back of the store looking at office chairs
>Estimate their weight at 300+lbs each
>They wave me over to help them and as I approach the pungent smell of dickcheese fills the air
>They are looking nervously at both the prices and the sizes of the chairs ask me what the weight maximums are
>I am pleased to announce that even in the most expensive chairs the recommended weight maximum is 130kg
>Lady says "hah they just put that on there to not get sued"
>As she sits down there is an almighty creak from the back of the chair, but it looks as if it will hold together, and across her horrid visage victory creeps
>As her smile reaches across the full extent of her fat laden jowls, the chair cracks and the lady falls to the ground
>Her husband pulls her up and the arm/bottom part of the chair has disconnected from the back and gas strut, and is constraining her bottom
>She looks at me, infuriated that I was right, and without stopping to remove what was left of the chair, waddles out of the store
>I laugh for 20 minutes

>>5012929

They're with black men because most white guys won't sink that low. For some reason, trashy black guys have a thing for gigantic women.

>>5012925
Come to /fit/
Buy some chicken, steak, fish, and veggies.
Cook that shit with salt & pepper.
Portion it, then squats and oats for desert.

>>5012914

This is only true for ugly girls.

Fat women are fucking crazy and they're usually slutty because they're such emotionally unstable cunts. Ugly girls can't help that they're ugly, they just pulled the short straw, but fat women intentionally choose to be hideous and this shows that they're out of their mind.

> my dad weights 340+ pounds
> my dad's younger brother weights 360+ pounds
> my dad's younger sister weights 200+ pounds
> mfw I weight 190 pounds even and in great shape

>>5012941
fucking hate oats. I'll give it a try though.

>>5012407
I am raging so muc i cannot even comprehend what would i do in such situation.

>>5012945
you can do it brah. think of how great you will feel

>>5012924

Except for certain places in Amsterdam, though.
Places like Bijlmer jumping to mind, which is filled with arrogant latifahs...

>>5012914
>They make great girlfriends because of their delicious low self-esteem

you've never dated a girl with low self-esteem, have you?

>>5012954
I'll keep that in mind while I'm choking down oats.

>fat ass girl says her weight isn't her problems it's genetics, while she's eating a stick of salami
>a stick of salami

>>5012945
They're not that bad.
>that feel when your entire body burns and you fall asleep knowing you worked your ass off.
That is the feel of confidence festering in your body.
Go forth and lift, brethren.

>>5012966
don't actually eat oats. they are for bulking, not cutting

wow you can tell from a distance /cgl/ is infested with amerifags

>>5012942
>have a friend that Ive known for about 5 years, since middle of highschool
>Shes not very pretty, and pretty fat
>In high school she confessed to me, and outright stated that she wanted to be my girlfriend
>Decline, lying that I think she can do better than me
>Ends up with some fat slob I don't really like
>Fat slob turns out to be a furry, and she dumps him
>Keeps getting into relationships that suck

Its a shame too, if she lost some weight, I'd reconsider. We have a lot in common, but I am unfortunately unwilling to date someone 25-35 pounds heavier than me.

>>5012974
>implying thats bad

typical buttmad youropoor

>going shopping with gf
>she picks walmart for some reason
>we go in walmart
>fatties, fatties everywhere
>baby landwhales running around with their single crack addicted 400 pound mothers
>they swarm around the store knocking shit down and screaming
>one comes over and latches onto my leg
>i try to shake it off
>he won't let go
>starts biting and slobbering all over
>kick him into some shelves of cereal
>his mother comes over
>mouthbreathing
>she looks like she's a meth addict
>starting speaking in a heavy slur, yelling, gasping for breath ever 2 seconds
>i don't understand shit
>she tries to communicate
>she looks angry
>i run
>she comes at me bro at a startling 3 miles an hour
>trips over her son
>i never went back there again

>>5012982
>trips over her son

>>5012599

It is discrimination but the good kind

hahah fucking gross fat people.

>Go to anime club on campus.
>Meet a shy overweight girl who is a bit of a weeaboo but nice enough.
>Be nice to her and then she starts getting really clingy and hovers around me constantly.
>I'm still a virgin at the time and I've never had a girlfriend, so I figured what the hell.

>We start dating.
>Few weeks go by and then she says that she's ready for her first time.

>Her entire body is covered in pimples and stretch marks.
>Try to ignore it and attempt to go down on her.
>She has obviously never seen a razor and her vagina and thighs are covered in thick curly pubes.
>Some sort of crusty white/yellow substance that smells unimaginably disgusting seems to have built up inside of her folds and inbetween her groin area.
>Move my face closer to her jungle of pubes.
>Instantly assaulted by a horrible smell that reminds me of spoiled milk mixed with rotting fish.

>Apologize and tell her that I just can't do this.
>She begins to sob.