Because no one wants to be a whore.
Thats nothing cosplay is like....

No one wants to see my hairy, pecless chest.

That Sheena needs a fucking wig.

>>5010830
fatty

Depends on the costume and the context
>inb4 50000 replies and trolling

cause its boobs

because I don't want people fap while looking at my pictures.

>>5010822
From all the cool Shenas you had to choose the laziest.

>>5011208

You haven't been here long have you?

I think the real question here is why are guys so scared to show their dicks in costume. Come on guys, pop those boners and let us see...unless you're embarrassingly small or something.

>>5011290

We have a universal representative for that. His name is Boner Robin. As for chicks showing their boobs in costume, not even the same. Plenty of shirtless guy cosplays that girls spam in the sexy guy threads. There are however a lot of girls that accidentally show parts of their vagina in cosplay. I wonder how common this is with guys.....

i have a giant scar across my chest from an accident.

>>5011153

>implying I dont fap to your clothed pics

Because I'm flat like a pancake

>>5011316
Me too :(

Yeah, I have nothing to show off, too *shrugs*

who cares if you are flat, boobs are boobs.

a sunset is always a sunset, some are better then others but i would never turn one down.

>>5011316
>>5011319

but pancakes are delicious ~;,;~

>>5010830
>>5011306
Some like flat ;) and scars :D

I've got pretty respectable giant knockers (so much so that my best friend introduces me to people as the one with the big tits) and I find when you show them off too much other people aren't able to keep their mind on what they were doing, and suddenly straight girls want to molest you just in case. As a wise man once said, with great power comes great responsibility.

>>5011306
I've got giant dicks tattooed on my chest from a accidentally being drunk.

>>5011306
Rule 63 Sagat!

>>5011435

>>5011307

you wouldn't. I don'T look sexy when I show my boobs.

>>5011451
How do you know? Show us, you don't even have to show your face.

because my boyfriend will hit me

Because my boobs are disgustingly large and I'm self-conscious about having a butt-crack on my chest.

>>5011635
I fucking dropped my bowl of cereal laughing at that, good one anon.

>>5011638
>disgustingly
>large

pick one

Becuase I'm self conscious and I don't want to bring attention to myself

Because I don't pick characters that show off their tits?

Unless Yukimura counts.

>>5011669
hanging flapjacks

Because of the first-class creepers that attend every convention and don't know how to be subtle when eying a chick. IT'S NOT THAT FUCKING HARD.

>>5011686
And whenever a hot guy does it you like it.
Hypocrit

>>5011672
How about giving me some pictures of those beauties in private? :3

>>5011704
Or you could post em without face here,

>>5011698
Actually no. It's pretty irritating if anyone does the full-on creeping. It makes a guy automatically less attractive.

>>5011698
whenever a hot guy does it it's a compliment, still gross, but a gross compliment

it would be like you getting hit on by some fat whale weeaboo vs a hot girl

>>5011726
It's what alpha guys do as well.

>>5011704

>not sure if misdirected post or serious

I'm not. why the fuck should you be? It's just a pair of tits. Cosplayers willingly show off their arse and/or half their cunt in a thong, I'd much rather air a pair of sanitary mounds of love instead of teasing with my reproductive organ.

>>5011729
>>5011726
girls, please don't try to argue with Omega males

>>5011734
I'm being serious, I think you are hot and would love to see your pair.

>>5011812
Too bad she's a bitch. Great tits, though.

>>5011812
Just looking at those tits makes my chest hurt.
They look uncomfortable as fuck.

>>5011812
holy fuck! there's a woman in those boobs!

I'm spotting a decent amount of myspace angles in this thread....

Because I have stretchmarks on them, and it embarrasses me.

>>5013164
Be more jealous.

because we're damned if we show boobs, and damned if we don't.
Fuck you.

>>5013175

Why would I be jealous of boobs?

>>5013169
I would love to suck on your tits then lick around the stretch marks :3

>>5013192

Because whenever I do, somebody has to act like a creeper about it, and then when I tell him he's being a creeper, he gets all butthurt and claims I "deserve" to be creeped on and should "get used to it".

If you want to see more sexy, revealing cosplays, reign in the neckbeards who act like assholes and stop acting like girls deserve to get creeped for having the audacity to be attractive in public.

And then don't post threads bawwwing about how women don't dress attractively in public.

>>5013192
That's disgusting castiel.

I'm not scared because I'm flatchested and nothing's there.

I just don't pick characters with big boobs to cosplay.

>>5013824
Want to show your boobs off here then?

>>5013827

>show boobs
>anon asks, why are you posting a picture of a boy's chest?
>foreverflatchested.jpg

>>5013849
>implying I wont love your delicious flat chest

God dammit, I wanted some DFC, no face or anything.

because boobs that are bigger than fists are actually really terrifying to me.you could hurt somebody with those

>>5010822
because it feels embarrassing and it attracts bad attention.
also, my boobs are a bit veiny, i seriously doubt anyone wants to see that.

>>5013886
People do, tits are always relevant.

I feel uncomfortable showing a lot of skin.

I'm trying to get over it, though, because there are a few characters I love and want to cosplay, but they're just too scantily-clad for me to deal with right now.

I FUCKING LOVE TITS OH MY GOD

>Dress up to attract attention to yourself
>Become self-conscious when someone looks at your tits

You girls are fucking loopy, ya hear?

Dammit, I've always wanted to cosplay Izumi from He is my Master, just because it looks really fun, and my friend was going to be Mitsuki with me.
And then I got stretch marks on my fucking tits. :I
ugh.

And uh, never really been 'scared' to show boobs? I've just never cosplayed anything that would warrant that, seeing as how all I've done is crossplay so far. I'm cosplaying a female character for the first time this year, and I'm doing Franken Fran, so it's not like that warrants boobage either.

Why is no one posting their tits in this thread, seriously girls, show us some selfposting tits.

>>5014042
This.

>>5010822
because i have terrible boobs that are too far apart and create no sort of cleavage.

>>5014076
Well post them at least! Fuck...

>>5014076
Use a push up and put socks on the sides

Also two bras

Works like a charm

I'm not.

>>5014078

http://www.007b.com/breast_gallery.php

>>5011635
This is actually true with me though. My boyfriend really would hit me, or at least get fucking angry and shout at me really loudly and humiliate me if I showed off too much.

>>5014180

Sounds like its time to get a new boyfriend.

>>5014180
sup doormat?

>>5013169
>>5014076
Me too.. Both of these.

>>5014155
this website is the only reason i'm kinda okay with my boobs.

>>5011635
>because my boyfriend will hit me

>>5014180
>This is actually true with me though. My boyfriend really would hit me, or at least get fucking angry and shout at me really loudly and humiliate me if I showed off too much.

Stun guns and restraining orders how do they work?

>>5014155
And suddenly I feel a tad better about my boobs.

>>5014155
>normal breasts
>most of these girls suffered anorexia nervosa or bulimia

>>5014206
Anon, do you know hard it is to find ammo for the stun gun?

>>5014227
Then find a tazer

>>5014180
>>5011635
My boyfriend would be disapproving of it but I doubt he'd do anything except tell me I look like a hooker or something.

>>5014229
>my boyfriend will call me a hooker if I show my cleavage

Either you're a fucking liar or dating a gay guy.

Guys, there are so many boards here were you get many boobs to see. Why trying to persuade /cgl/ to show tits?

>>5014247

because I want to make all the women who hate their tits feel better

>>5014248
I just want to make them feel worse.

>>5014236
Another reason to stop being bulimic.

>>5014227
>Anon, do you know hard it is to find ammo for the stun gun?
Same thing, Tazer, stun gun, etc. Don't tell /k/ I said this, they'll kill me.

>>5014252
I mean that as in- My boobs are much better looking then those. But still, my friend's perfection evades me.

And I've tried, it's hard. It's like an addiction

>>5014300
It is, you are sick in the head (no offense).

You should seek help before you hurt yourself.

And I'm dead serious here.

>>5014306
>dead serious
>dead
it's funny because if she keeps it up her teeth will become raw, her breath and hair will smell like shit, hair will fall out, and she'll get things like ulcers and such and she'll want to be dead

>>5014269
As /k/'s one meandering rep, I'm gonna say busted...

But seriously, a stunner for contact use runs on 9v batteries..

Or hell, I dislike spousal/date abuse so much, I'll loan you a little revolver I got. Clean as a whistle, disposable, and nothing for them to convict you with. If you return it after use, i'll cut my loan price in half.

>>5014411
Heck, it shoots .22s, doesn't kick for nothing. Put gun up to the back of his head and pull the trigger.. Easy as ripping stitches... I guess, never sewed before so I'm guessing here.

Silly sage auto fill..

Please girls, post your boobs, I just want to make you feel better about them, some of you really seem like you don't like your breasts and I want you to know that guys really do find them nice.

>>5014420
...
>>>/adv/
>>>/soc/

fug dat shit
old /cgl/ posted their tits all the time
I got plenty of them saved (well not the small ones lol who wants small tits)

why is new /cgl/ so full of faggot prudes?

>>5014675
>who wants small tits

Hey buddy fuck you small tits are hot as fuck.