>>5004189

Was your teacher of the Asian persuasion? If so, you're a fucking moron. Good show.

>>5004193

Nah he wasn't, he was some middle aged white guy. He was a rally cool teacher but he died recently. He was one of those people who seemingly knew everything.

>at the local library
>never heard of death note until this year
>i am a rock
k but seriously
>reading death note peacefully, not givin a single fuck of my surroundings
>suddenly
>"SUGOI, U LIEK DETH NOTE TOO!?
>hear the thunder claps of zeus making contact on the ground
>wailord somehow found its way into the library
>FUCK
>she makes eye contact
you guys know how in some words, you can add emphasis by exhaling really hard?
>HHHHHIIIIIIII
>could taste her horrible breath
>throw the book in her face when she comes close
>run the fuck out
>never goin back there again, since i remembered i could read it online


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bummmmmp

I love these threads

...I would not mind a delicious black girl weeb.

Sorry.

someone just sent me this on steam

>>5004224
i dated one for about 1.5 years

I REGRET EVERYTHING

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>>5004225
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i was seriously mid way through scratching my head when i read "i am a demon with the ability to..."

then i felt like vomiting in rage.

No reposts in this thread, we're trying to keep all weeb horrors NEW! Anything you're looking for might be here; http://weeaboo-horrors.deviantart.com/ if not request it!

Other than that, let's get some fresh devistatingly good horror stories!

Fuck it, lets just have some reposts, it's gonna be dead in here if we don't

>be introduced to anime at a young age
>start bringing books to school
>yell out random japanese shit
>name friends as characters from books
>draw shitty images

Not so weeaboo these days but my old friends still think so. Quite an embarrassment. Though I am now obsessed with Asian popstar shit.
Not sure if equally as bad.

I had to compare myself in regards to how I handle my Japanese related interests, I'd be like Kirino Kousaka. I'm undetectable unless I let you know.

Ok, I'll tell the story of "Sakura Ruby" as she called herself.

A little back story, my boyfriend (who we will refer to as Kevin) is Autistic. He's very high functioning, but he still has his autistic tendencies. For example, he doesn't know what flirting is and can't tell if he is being flirted with. He's a very talented artist and programmer though and decided to study games design at college. This is where we met Sakura Ruby..

will continue

I tried to act normal in front of my buddies at university, the Kinokuniya is up the road and a book order of mine came in. I begin reading it whilst everyone else is talking about an assignment which I have already finished (already gave them my notes to help) Take out the copy of claymore 18. One of my friends notice and now associates me with the Ronery people who watch hentai religiously.
Basically when we are talking about something sexual my "asian porn" fetish seems to come up even thought i barely watch porn at all.

>>5004372
cont.

Now to get onto how Sakura Ruby came into the picture. Back when Kevin was in elementary school, he was put into the "special" classes because of his autism. Although he was eventually moved to the mainstream class, he was still friends with this one kid from elementary school. We'll call his friend Mike. I'm not entirely sure what is wrong with mike, but he's one of those people who is just really, REALLY weird.

On top of that he is a total pushover. If you have a conversation with him and then say "shut the fuck up you cunt", he'll say "yeah, hahaha, ok, I do suck" or something like that.

Anyway, back to the story. Mike met Sakura Ruby through Gaia Online and they became boyfriend and girlfriend online. They had group conversations over AIM which is where Kevin and I got involved.

>>5004382

cont.

Sakura Ruby is your typical landwhale weeb. She's got awful skin, terrible hygiene, the works. She dyes her hair crazy colors and wants to change her name to Sakura Ruby. Apparently it's the name of her online role playing character.

So anyway, Kevin, Mike and Sakura Ruby had their group conversations all the time. It turns out that Sakura was moving in with Mike so they could study games design together. A few weeks before college starts, Mike asks Kevin and I to meet himself and Sakura at the mall to just hang out. She seemed OK online, so I figured she would be ok in person.

Skip to the mall, Kevin and I are waiting for Mike and Sakura. We see them out of the corner of our eye and omg wtf am I looking at? She is the greasiest, most disgusting land whale I'd ever seen. Still, I decided to be nice to her. She is completely different in real life. Like I said, she seemed ok but in real life she's...argh.

>>5004408

cont.

Turns out in real life she is absolutely obsessed with sex and masochism. Every second word that comes out of her mouth is either "penis" or "cunt". I take an instant disliking to her, but Kevin doesn't seem to notice (on account of being autistic). She practically screams out everything she says and at one point, people were staring at us and giving our group disgusting looks because of her behavior.

As I said she was into masochism, so when we walked past a hardware store she was all "OMG, I would love some barbed wire whipped over my butt right now!"

I actually tell her to knock it off and tell her that her behavior is offensive and she just says that I'm an "tight ass baka". I decide to go home and call it a day, since I can't stand her anymore. I tried talking to her about anime, but she had no idea what I was talking about.

I get home and there's a facebook friend request from her. I hesitated at first, but I added her because I wanted to show my friends all of her disgusting pictures.

skip forward a couple of months. This is when Facebook introduced that feature where you could tag people in your posts. This is where the real shit storm started. I got home from work one day and Kevin was tagged in one of her statuses. It was "I really want to whip Kevin with a big purple dildo while Mike watches". I couldn't even describe my face if I tried. I'm a very private person and I don't like talking to many people about my sex life with Kevin, so I was pretty horrified by this.

>>5004417
cont.

The first thing I did was send her a message telling her that that was so wrong and to delete it. Since she has no respect for me, she ignores me. I then ask Kevin to ask her to remove the status, which she complies with. I thought that was over but, less than half an hour later she posts

> "Kevin is SO SEXY, I just want him to whip me into a bleeding frenzy"

Now I really feel the rage start to build inside me. I tell her, yet again to remove the status. This backwards and forwards status crap goes on for weeks until I am convinced Kevin is cheating on me.

so, one day I log onto Facebook, again and I see:

> Going Lingerie shopping with Kevin today!~ He's so sexy, I can't wait to fuck him silly at AX ~ :3

Aside from being disgusted that she would even post that IN PUBLIC, I absolutely crack my shit. I jump in my car to go to Kevins house so I can ambush him when he gets home. I also left some of my stuff at his place and I plan to pick that up because I was going to dump him.

>>5004425

I get to Kevin's house and since I have a key, I was going to let myself in. When I get there, the front door is open. This is odd behavior for him since his autistic tendencies have always been to check the house at least five times over before going out. I walked in the front door and Kevin is sitting there on his computer playing a game.

I wtf, hard. I say to him "You stupid cunt, how the fuck did you get home from lingerie shopping so fast? You're a cheating asshole, I never want to see you again, etc.."

He looks at me with a terrified expression and says "What are you talking about?". I WTF even harder and then go on a bit of a rant. He managed to calm me down and I told him about the status. He checks his facebook and is all like "OMG, seriously, I am not cheating on you, I have no idea why she said that"

so, Kevin sends her a message telling her that they can no longer be friends and tells her to never contact him again.

That night she calls me and starts screaming at me about how her tiger demon Ruby is going to kill me in my sleep and that I've stolen her one and only true love and that she hops I die in my sleep so that she and Kevin can be together at last, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, but that's not the worst part

>>5004438

skip forward to AX, Kevin and I are having a blast cosplaying and playing games and just overall having a good time. We didn't have as much money as we hoped, because Sakura Ruby and Mike were supposed to be sharing a room with us to keep costs down. Because Kevin stopped talking to both of them over the facebook thing, we just had the room to ourselves.

We go to the dealers hall and see none other than Sakura Ruby and Mike. Oh no. Sakura Ruby see us as well and RUNS as fast as her pig legs can carry her towards us. I thought she was going to glomp one of us but instead gets right up in my face and says "You're going to die whore" and the proceeds to LICK KEVIN'S FACE.

> Aw hell naw
> She runs off
> I chase her outside the dealers hall
> She's slowing down because she's so fat
> I see her
> I run up behind her and pull her pants down

I know, really mature, I was just really pissed off and it was pretty funny.

>>5004225
lol who even is this joker? Is he active online or on any other sites? I love head cases XD feels the potential for hilarity

>>5004445

cont.

skip forward to the rave. Kevin stayed at the hotel room because he was feeling ill and didn't want to go. I planned on meeting one of my online friends there so I decided to go for a shirt while. I get to the rave and Sakura Ruby is there.

Of course she sees me, she comes up to me and she is extremely drunk. I could smell the alcohol funk coming off her from 10 feet away. She then says to me "I'm going to fucking rape you and kill you for stealing my Kevin from me"

I just turn away and leave. I think I'm ok but as soon as I get outside and all of a sudden Sakura Ruby is pulling on my hair. She then starts scratching at me face while Mike just stands there and watches. Anyway, the security pull her off me and tell her to go sober up.

I get back to the hotel room with scratches all over my face and Kevin takes me to an all night doctors place. Currently in the process of getting a restraining order against her, that shit takes forever.

She still comes into my work and screams abuse at me. She follows me into the library at college and throws books, paper and her crappy drawings at me. She still follows Kevin around, which causes him great anxiety, and tries to give him drawings and gifts. She even sent a picture to his cell phone of her "cutting" herself because he didn't love her.

Psycho

>>5004445

I literally said "OH HE'LL NO!" when I read that the hambeast licked his face!

What happened after you got revenge on her? Didn't she fucking melt!

>>5004464

Hahahaha, the con security came over and did their "break it up routine" and told both of us to calm down.

All she did was stand there horrified while people laughed at her fat rolls hanging over her grandma underwear. Them laughing at her was revenge enough for me.

Also, I'm trying to find the statuses so I can screen cap them but I think she's blocked me on Facebook

>>5004472

Public humiliation is always the best!

Do you have any pictures of this she-beast?

>>5004472

ALSO

I should probably add that this whole time she's supposedly been in a relationship with Mike. He's just such a retarded pushover, he doesn't say anything when she openly hit's on other guys in front of him

>>5004477

Funnily enough no! She doesn't have any pictures of herself on the internet at all (except facebook). I didn't even know what she looked like till we met her in the mall that day.

I just hope no one calls "FAKE" because I haven't got a pic =/

>>5004481
Provide us with a beautiful MS Paint rendition of her image.

>>5004486

this is the best I can do

While we're on the subject of attempted boyfriend stealing, I have one! I'll word this shit up and hope my PC doesn't crash as it has been all morning OTL

>>5004495
it's beautiful

>>5004495
So she liked naruto? I thought she didn't know about anime? Or was she the type that watched whatever was on toonami/adult swim?

>>5004499
Okay, so I don’t know if anybody here knows of the VlogBrothers, or Nerdfighters? But I met my boyfriend through that, and a nerdy love of Harry Potter. We met online, talked for a whole year, and met up with my sister with me to prove to our parents he was not a serial rapist I’d met online. Anyway, it was all really nice, we had lunch together and from then on decided to go to the same university, I’d say to be together, but also by chance that we both wanted to study there. So we saw each other all the time and in no time at all began dating. I’ll call him Alex for this, and my sister Alice.

So anyway, Alice is 27 and I was 18 at the time, fresher, and she and my Dad helped me move into halls. I actually had cancer at 16 and I’m still on some pretty harsh meds for it, will be for a long time, but I used it as an excuse to get a better room, and to also request to be in the same building as Alex.

So shit worked out amazingly, and it turned out by coincidence we were in the same quarter! So 7 of us were grouped up, our rooms divided by doors in the hallway, we would share a kitchen but had our own bathrooms in our room, me and Alex were at opposite ends of the hall.

Straight after moving in everybody decorated their doors, it’s a thing in England, perhaps everywhere else too? So everyone had ‘COME MEET ME!’ signs and had put up leaflets or posters of things they liked. So I covered my door in nerdfighter things hoping to make friends with like minded people, as did Alex. Things like ‘Slytherin’ and literally one picture of Vegeta was on my door saying that I wanted over 9000 new friends. It was a nerdy door, etc. But then the next day I saw the door opposite mine.

>>5004514

The way I read it was that the land whale didn't know of the animes that she was talking about. The land whale looks like someone who only watches what's broadcasted on cartoon network.

>>5004521
Head to toe in anime. All sorts of it that I’d never seen before, but not only that, Japanese/Asian porn and nudity, and there was a note from the custodian to take that shit down ASAP. I assumed it was a giant male landwhale who was a complete pervert, and groaned inwardly when I knocked on their door to make friends, and to cure the curiosity of who this person was. But to my surprise a thin but not attractive girl slightly taller than me opened the door, dressed in cosplay, which makes this story relevant! She was cosplaying, can we guess folks? Sakura from Naruto. I have to admit it was the proper cosplay not terribly thrown together, though she was missing hte headband and any form of make up to cover her oily pimple-squashed skin, but she looked butters-to-average.

Without me saying anything, she must have seen my door was open behind me and guessed I was her neighbour, and pulled me into her boobs with an almost painfully hard hug. Then screamed and squealed and invited me in to be her ‘new bezzie’. So I was trapped in her room for an hour not being able to get a word in edgeways while she showed me Asian porn and hentai and all her manga. Her room was disgusting and already ruined after two days of being there; paint everywhere, window partially covered in a huge hentai poster; rolled period pads collected on her desk and in random places on the floor. Clutter, everywhere. Bedsheets dirty and I was forced to sit on them, it was the kind of room you’d feel gross being in, the air was thick with the smell of soup and sex too.

>>5004530
Finally, Alex passed by looking for me, our doors both open, and I stood up, lunging for him to drag him inside for help, giving him a pained grin, “OH, this is my boyfriend Alex!” I said trying to use him as an excuse to leave, as he was getting me to come and cook with him (for him). Sakura had changed a little seeing him, she gave him some lip-parted, eyes heavy bedroom eyed look when I introduced them.

I shrugged it off to her obvious weirdness, she seemed very immature compared to the other six I shared with, Alex included who was very normal and hardly into anime, but loved cosplaying Dragon Ball Z with me, and occasionally something else I’d get him into. So the first awkward/out of place thing she did was on that very first night of meeting her.
>Be in kitchen just the three of us
>I’m sat on the side peeling and preparing the veg for me and Alex, we’re both vegetarians.
>Sakura asks if we are, we say yes, and then she proceeds to say how stupid vegetarians are.
>She’s quite rude, saying we’re murdering plants like people murder animals, OYA TOTALLY THE SAME.
>We shrug it off and say each to their own, and she leaves in a huff muttering in Japanese, I heard ‘baka’ and oddly enough ‘otaku’ uttered from her coleslaw ridden lips.
We both discuss her weirdness quietly whilst cooking, and keep it in mind to maybe avoid her from now. I told him all about her room and what she showed me as we went to his room to eat, leaving the door open like usual. It’s sort of the fresher thing to do in halls to make friends, so anybody can come in and talk to you or stop by with whatever, it’s just the way. So in the middle of watching his TV and eating, Sakura waltzes in and sits on the bed next to him just casually like we’ve known her for ages, not for less than a day.

>>5004535
So from here she stays in his room literally until 1 AM. I wanted to go to bed in my room but as I, his GF, was leaving, she prompted to sit closer to him and stay. I lingered at the door, obviously put off by her staying in my absence, and Alex didn’t like it either, trying to make it obvious he wanted her to leave like saying things like I’ll have a shower then’ and she was just saying ‘okay!’
See, to any normal person this would be out of place, right? Me and Alex thought it was odd. Anyway, he finally asked her to leave and got a ‘boo you whore’ sort of response. Things like this, over stepping friend boundaries and flirting with him in front of me, continued for the next month before something happened that really got me mad.

I got a text whilst in the shower saying ‘help’ from Alex. I threw on clothes and quickly walked down to his room where the door was ajar, and walked in to see him trapped on his desk chair in the corner with Sakura in a sluttified Sakura cosplay all. Over. Him. She had cut the skirt extra short and slit the top part open to show nearly all of her tits, it looked awful, it was fraying at the parts she’d cut, and her body was gross, I could see period stains on her panties and an obvious shit mark too at the back, as well as pimples on the back of her top thighs.

>fall in love with first boyfriend
>we spend our days lying in the grass holding hands and wrapping up in a duvet at his house, watching documentary's
> introduce him to anime and manga by lending him my Chobits DVD
>he spends the entire night researching Japan and it's various forms of entertainment
>next day he's declared he's moving to Japan in a year
>suddenly I'm not cute or short or Asian enough for him
>he begins to hound some girls at school he believes to be Asian whilst I watch from a corners and behind bushes and cry
>we hold hands in the street and he points out girls he believes are prettier and more kawaii then me
>more crying
>general abuse, more neglect

One day:

>grow some balls, fuck dis sheet
>dump him and lose my virginity to new boyfriend
>he cries, a lot
>kinda feel bad for a whole year

5 years later

>he's a massive alcoholic, junkie still living at home with his parents and his WoW subscription
>I'm still with the guy I lost my virginity to

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>>5004560
I don't understand how he went from watching chobits to full retard

>>5004558
I yanked her off of him and onto his bed, and she was obviously shocked I was there, closing her damn legs and patting her shitty wig. Alex sat up and said to her in front of me that was really wrong, and to not do that, and that he thinks she should leave. I gave her a huge rant asking her what was she doing? That he was my boyfriend etc etc. Alex had been too polite to kick her out of his room before she properly came onto him, though I was a little mad at him for letting it get that far, I understood how she was; impossible to get rid of and talk to normally without looking rude.

So by now me and Alex are hanging out more and more, and I’m more or less living with him in his room, sleeping there a lot, more or less using my own room for when I have important work to do and have to concentrate, or to shower when he’s showering etc. One night I’m sat with him in bed in his room watching TV, and a note is put through the door. I go and picked it up and sit back down with it, and the Sasuke chibi drawing on the envelope with ‘I LICKED THIS’ written on it makes it obvious it’s from Slut Sakura. Hesitantly he opens it, and it’s this poorly written, grossly sexual love letter. As he’s reading it he suddenly drops it, disgusted, and tells me not to touch it. I move round to read it on the floor, and at the bottom it says ‘my juices are flowing for you, i wiped it on the paper here’ and in a circle she’s drawn there’s a yellow-white smudge.

>>5004567

Neither do I.
One day, we were madly in love and the next... he just didn't love me any more.
If you think it sounds strange, it was an even bigger shock for me.

He had a thing for Chii, identifying her a his perfect woman...small, quiet, cute and sub,missive. For a while entertained it but it got old real fast.

>>5004572
Disgusted, I force him to grow a pair and go to her and tell her to cut this out. He’s the kind of sweet guy who often gets walked over, and will avoid confrontation at all costs, he wanted to just ignore the problem but I said it would keep happening until he dealt with it, so he did. We got dressed and I lingered at his doorway in his shirt and PJ bottoms while watching him knock at her door.

The door flings open and she pulls him inside without giving him time to say anything, slamming the door closed behind her too. Also, she was naked, completely naked and wet, like she was obviously showering and jumped out to answer the door.

I wtf HARD and panic, abort the plan! I ran after him and knocked on the door madly, shitting myself that that just happened, and hear him yelling at her, then silence and movement and more yelling, and Alex sounding like he’s in pain, by now I’m really panicking and yell through the door that I’m reporting her at the desk. At this moment, the door opens and Alex literally crawls out, she’s still holding onto his belt and in a bid to get away from her he scrambles out backwards, letting his pants be yanked down, in his boxers in the hallway kicking at her to let go. Shocked to see me again, she lets go and stands there naked, with a disgusting body, greasy and hairy everywhere with a lot of skin conditions all at once. She tries to laugh this off as ‘I’m only having fun you baka’s~’ but Alex is fucking shaken up and stands up pulling his jeans back up and tell her he’s reporting her, and then quickly walks off, locking his room going straight to the stairwell to go down to the main desk.

>>5004584

I run to catch up with him leaving naked Sakura to herself and see that he’s taking his glasses off to rub his face, and rub his clothes off, there’s white stuff all over his legs and on his shirt, and glasses.

I asked him what the fuck happened and she said that she pulled him in so hard he fell over, and instantly she sat on his face, fully naked, humping him for a few seconds before they struggled, and that was what I heard. But she had rubbed her full vagina on his face, and he could tell she had a yeast infection too. He was almost crying he was so disgusted and shaken up, he pounded at the staff door and told them in about three seconds what just happened, so they invited him into the staff area with me and sat down, letting him wash his face at their little sink in the kitchen area.

Slowly, he told them again what happened in detail and the other things she had done that were out of line, but this really shocked them, and by his clothes and state they could tell he was not making stuff up, and I backed him with telling them what I saw and what had been happening the last month. Turns out they had complains from other people in our quarter about her being really sexual and generally annoying.

>>5004601
So two guys from the desk came back up with us only to find Sakura going absolutely mental and partially clothed, harassing a neighbour of ours in the hallway, throwing the contents of her room at this person who was trying to get away from her and calm her down. Stuff happened, but in the end the staff phoned her parents who explained she was on medication for some mental disorder and she told us she wasn’t taking her ‘happy pills’. Later that night, very late, her parents came and got her. The room, which we hadn’t seen in a month and didn’t see in its terrible state, cost £490 damages to her parents/her. She quit, or was forced to quit I don’t know, she just disappeared, the now-friend of ours on the desk told us she was admitted or something, her parents paid for the damages and he over heard them tell her that this was ‘the last time’, hinting she had done this before at another university. Alex and I got a new, normal neighbour to take her place, and continued with our lives after her. I’m just glad it was dealt with when that happened, he threw his clothes away but was fine, some of these other horror stories of full on horrible rape and attempted murder? It could have happened to us, so even though it was awful, I’m glad that was all it was. The end!

So would you guys like to hear about the Taiwanese Girl that claimed to live in Japan alone while in fifth grade and dated Miyavi at the time, or another chapter out of the book of the crazy bitch that stalked me to Otakon.

>>5004618

can I get the entire book please?

>>5004612
My face through that entire story.

>>5004619
Boooooth. I can't sleep and feel like death.

>>5004619

My only full sister has a whole bunch of learning disabilities, combined with not at all wanting to try and over come them, so she's always been in the classes for kids that need extra help. Part of being in classes for kids that need extra help she ended up in small sized classes, with multiple teachers, and a lot of autistic kids; this what her educational environment was like from Kindergarten through her senior year of high school.

The two of us were raised by our father and his parents. Our dad's on the nerdy side of things (though he's still kin of a jock) and because of this my sister and I were introduced to anime, comics, and scifi at a young age. And that was cool, basically there were no other kids into that kind of thing except for the girl who lived next door, that was until middle school.

When my younger sister was in seventh grade she began taking some of my manga with her to school. That is when the girl we will call M, began to talk to her. M is one of the kids from my sister's special classes, and what her problem is I couldn't tell you exactly, I just know that she was socially awkward, and once she knew my sister liked anime she would follow her around like a lost puppy.

My sister, even though she is massive (like we're talking 6'4" 380-400 lbs, a lot of which is muscle) she really is a sweet girl and has a lot of patience for people with special needs. So she didn't really mind for the first two years this girl would do this. I didn't even know of M until two years into it and the two started high school.

>>5004675

So when my sister and M began highs school I finally got to meet M. She didn't seem too bad, I'd met some of the other kids that my sister knew from her classes, mostly because these kids would use my sister for protection so that other kids wouldn't pick on them. The thing is though my sister was also friends with kids who weren't awkward and so during lunch she would walk around the cafeteria and talk to her other friends. Most of the kids got this and would let her be... not M.

So when my sister would make her rounds if she needed some extra cash because she was going somewhere after school or wanted more food or just wanted to say hi M would follow. During that lunch period I normally sat with a Korean girl (We'll call her A), and a Peruvian girl (lets go with V)I can only describe as being absolutely adorable. The thing with A and V is that they could both draw anime style stuff insanely well. I was into it too so we would sit there and normally talk, sometimes draw.

This is when M decided that the three of us were satisfactory to bother as well. Now M had really low self-esteem and was quick to cry/rant/rage/complain over a lot of stuff. My sister didn't warn me of this so when I told her that she needed to calm down after she had gotten overly excited she started bawling, then flipping out. At which point my sister got her out of there.

>>5004601
>Yeast infected vagina on his face
Fuck this. I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

>>5004705
Now I am one of those people that firmly believe when you are dealing with people who are autistic or retarded that you should do so as you would with anyone else. Like treat everyone the same and do not pander to people who are not. This is mostly because I personally feel that when you coddle anyone too much it just makes for giving that persona a harder life in the end. I know a lot of people do not share this feeling so when M encountered me there were problems.

She liked to conduct polls of what anime guy was the hottest and would come around and ask me, all the time. I was at this point trying to be unweeby as possible with the only clues to my hobby being my planner (which was covered in Miyavi and on the inside Utena). Then she started invading my personal space and popping up at the table. After a month I was done with this shit, and told her I was done with the shit.

This continued however for two years. I graduated, and yeah that was that. Girl was annoying as fuck.

Last year after being removed from high school for a year and living in another stated I was making plans to go to Otakon. My sister was still in school dealing with M, and she called me telling me that M thought she was coming to Otakon with us. At which point I asked my sister what she told her, and my sister told her she had said no too. Around this time my sister was done protecting the kids who used her for protection, and just wanted to hang out with her punk/cyber goth friends (whom were all pretty awesome) yet M was still following them around after being told that she was not going anywhere with any of them.

>>5004775
I called M and told her she was not going with us. And told her mother too. I was not taking any chances, and thought it was all cool.

I go to Otakon check into my room and get my badge... then I run into M, and M has suitcases, and is with her mother. I am at this point thinking "Okay she's here with her mom, let me just avoid her any all will be wonderful..." nope that wasn't the case i had been spotted.

Now this was also M's mom at fault too here because the woman was convinced that I had told her daughter she could stay with me. I told them both them and there that i had said no such thing, and that my room was full, and she hadn't paid. But no somehow they take that as I had promised so she had to stay with me. Yeah that wasn't the case at all.I get away from these people and in the dealers room they find my friend and I. The friend (lets call her J) I was with was in a rather skimpy costume and once the mother left her daughter with me, M was ragging on J, calling her a slut and what not. I was not cool with that at all seeing how she was already getting crap from people we were friends with). Told her off and repeated she was not staying with me.

J and I both having attended Otakon in the past knew how to ditch this girl, so we did. Not at all feeling guilty. The rest of our Friday went well, we hit up our favorite panels and what not and after I get back to the hotel I get a call from my father.

You see M and her mother went to my dad's house to complain that my sister and I had lied to them, then ditched M. My dad was just calling to confirm what he already knew then proceeded to just slam the door in the mother and daughter's faces, pissed off they interrupted his WoW.

That was the last my sister and I ever had to deal with M, for when my sister returned to school with the new school year, M had finally gotten the hint (after five years) that my sister was done with her.

>>5004225
Totally met this weeb in person.... she went to a "friend's" (fellow weeb) birthday party in "Zexion(?) Prom Cosplay" not she probably 25 and she can only befriend teen weebs.

>>5004458
It's a she btw

Went to a celebration in town, it was a Japanese one. Went to check out the food and entertainment.
Bring friend Y along, friend Y really loves Jpop and we came across a singing competition so we stayed to watch.
BIG MISTAKE
Most of the singers weren't singing pop music, there was a lot of enka and older style music
friend Y gets angry, very angry and starts yelling "Come on you guys are japanese sing some JPOP!" so fucking embarrassing, and all the young kids are singing in english and she then shouts at them that they should know japanese and sing in it. THEN she starts yelling about how she'll show them and starts dancing and sing in japanese

by this point everyone looking at us, so i drag her away and on the ride home, all she talks about is how next yr she's going to sing jpop and dance. I'm not going next year, also she's really racist. But she's a cool person otherwise

>>5004372

>he doesn't know what flirting is and can't tell if he is being flirted with

....This is an effect of autism...? Because if it is, I think I just found something new about myself.

>>5005030

Pastel!! do you have any more awesome weeaboo stories to share with us?? I always love some good horror story

>>5004776
>My dad was just calling to confirm what he already knew then proceeded to just slam the door in the mother and daughter's faces, pissed off they interrupted his WoW.

Your family is darn awesome

>>5005030
You don't know how far along the Autistic spectrum he is.

>>5005046

Haha, I know, I'm just kidding.

>>5005043

Unfortunately, I do not have any weeaboo horror stories right now. ....I do have a story about my hambeast coworker, though? She's not a weeaboo but she is delusional and makes up stories, if that counts.
I can probably share it before I go back to my hiatus status.

>>5005109
Post it, post it!

>>5005109
yes plz!

also,>>5004225 's profile sounds like someone I knew in high school. Are we sure it's a girl?

>>5005109

You know the answer to that question cutie, post 'em!

Okay, here goes. I'll try to keep it as short as I can, as I have to head to work soon. That means I don't have time to type it up in advance, so you guys are going to have to sit and be patient.

I work at a fairly small retail store that is scattered about the US in select states. I am a front-end worker, meaning that I do things such as cashiering, customer service, keeping things straightened and whatnot. Not the best job in the world, but I'm satisfied with the pay and I love my coworkers to death. Well...all except for one.
Earlier this summer, our store had quite a few people leave and we really needed more people to work the front end. My manager went on a hiring spree and that's when she came along.

>>5004560
>lost virginity to new guy
>he cries a lot
You were THAT bad?

lolcontext

naturally names have been changed to protect the innocent...

So my sister attracted weirdos to her like a mad woman. And this is where Chun comes into play. She had met my sister while the two were in their emo phase, at first I thought it would be pretty cool having Chun around because her mother owned the Chinese restaurant near our house and would give us discounts because her daughter was my sister's friend.

Everything seemed pretty cool for about a year before we got to see a preview of what kind of crazy Chun could get. There was a girl we will call Lisette who moved to our school zone and Lisette being an anime fan that was balanced joined my group of friends. Chun didn't like Lisette for some reason, and so she went at told another girl (we will call her Mihn) that Lisette said Min's best friend was a slut. Now anyone who knew Min's best friend would laugh at this, the girl is pretty much the nicest person I have ever met in my life, and is very conservative without being ignorant or naive (we will call her Ly).

Ly's reaction to this was to say that she didn't believe it at all and ended up taking Lisette's side. Mostly because there was something suspicious about someone saying something like that about her so soon after meeting her; and she didn't want to isolate the new girl so soon.

Her REAL name can actually be heard in that 'Top 60 Ghetto Black Names' video on YouTube. But you guys know I don't use real names, so I will use another name from the same video instead.

'King Kong Queesha'. Queesha for short.

She was hired in late June and I was set to be the one to train her. Most of our front-end teammates are younger girls that are hired because they are so charismatic (for customer service reasons), so that's kind of what I was expecting.
What I got instead was an enormous fat blonde lump of lard. All of her weight was in her upper-body, while her legs were small and squat. She had no neck, greasy shiny skin and an annoyingly high voice for someone so large. We introduced ourselves and we immediately got into training.

I went over the basics for operating the computer and registers, places where we put supplies, safety procedures and all that fun stuff. But the more I spoke, the more I began to notice how she wasn't paying attention to me. At all. In fact, while I was showing her important things on the computer, I saw her texting out of the corner of my eye.

>>5005144
The next year went smoothly. Though after my other best friend (we will call him Bjorn) came out of the closet Chun decided she wanted to have a gay friend, so she began to attach herself to him. Bjorn and Lisette were good friends so to get to him, Chun had to also attach herself to Lisette and I. I of course felt uncomfortable with this because she was my sister's friend.

One day Bjorn, Listte and my sister went over to Chun's house, where Chun insisted that they burn all of the stuff on the grill and dress up like Death Note Characters as they did so. Yeah the crazy in that one sentence is too much to handle. Chun then decided she was Misa Misa from that day on. At this point Lisette and Bjorn decided the bitch was getting a little weird and started t stay away from her.

With the two not wanting to be friends with her, she decided to start shit about them again. Lisette at this point was done. Bjorn though wasn't quite sure and it wasn't until she reported his recreational drug use to the principal that he was also finished with her (yeah he was actually using pot, but that was it, she was bringing in other stuff too).

Soon with only my sister staying by her side, Chun needed more friends and set her sights on another friend of mine we will call Nikki.

Nikki was a rocker girl so Chun decided that she would tell her that she had once dated a rock star in Japan named Miyavi.

>>5005155

"Queesha, you might want to pay attention to this." I told her.
She rolled her eyes at me.
"Yeah, I got it. It's not that hard to understand."

I luckily didn't have to train her after that, which was nice. But I did work during the same shifts as her and the more time we spent together, the stranger she seemed to get.
It started with her waltzing onto the floor one day and happily screaming (startling all of us and the customers) that she was engaged.

We were...a little skeptical. But none of us said anything and we congratulated her and asked when the big day was going to be.

"Next weekend."

Okay, not skeptical anymore. We were pretty positive she was lying. But we pushed it aside and went along with what she was saying. She said her boyfriend was a model and how they have sex all the time (yes, customers still around) and how in love she was with him.
From that day on, I decided I didn't really like being around King Kong Queesha. My fellow coworkers, however, weren't so smart.

>>5005179

I have two coworkers in particular that I'm pretty good friends with; Tina and Jess. They are roommates and total sweethearts. They thought Queesha was lying so much because maybe she was lonely and made up a sort of 'fantasy' world to make her feel better. Hoping to maybe cure her of this, the two asked her to start hanging out with them.
So, they did. Every time they were together, Queesha would go on and on about the wedding and how she picked out her dress. When Tina asked if they could see it one day, Queesha got kind of edgy and said, "Oh, you can't see it. My cousin sabotaged the dress by spilling Kool Aid on it. So I have to get a new one."

They kept up with her fantasy and took her out to lunch or out shopping on occasions. One one shopping trip in particular, Tina found a cute blue dress with little ruffles on the neckline. She bought it and almost immediately, Queesha was eyeing it.
"I looooove that dress. I love it. I want the same dress as you! But I don't like the ruffles on the front...still, though, I want it!"
Tina encouraged her to buy one, too.
"Oh, but I don't have any money." said Queesha, giving the two girls a hopeful expression.
"...Oh. Well. That's too bad," said Tina.

Queesha spent the rest of the trip pouting.

>>5005206

A week passed. King Kong Queesha came into work one day and one of the older ladies at the front desk excitedly asked her about the wedding.
Queesha burst into tears. Very loud, customer-scaring tears.

"We called off the wedding!" she sobbed. "See, my boyfriend went to live with his aunt in Kentucky for a year...and I told him I wasn't going to wait for him. I TOLD HIM. And he was okay with it. So while he was gone, I FUCKED HIS BEST FRIEND."

Mind you, there are still customers around while she's screaming this. Most of them are mothers with small children.

"We kept it up for almost a year, but when he came back, he was so happy to see me, so we decided to forget about the whole thing as if it had never happened! So then he purposed to me and we were so happy...but then his best friend made a joke about how I was SUCH A GOOD LAY and then he found out. So he called off the wedding and now the two are fighting over me and I can't decide who to go with!"

>>5005177
I've already mentioned that at the height of my Weeby stage I was a massive Miyavi fan, so Nikki thought this was hysterical. And basically decided to listen to her then laugh once she left. So Chun was going on an on about how when she was in fifth and sixth grade her parents rented her an apartment in Tokyo where she met Miyavi and the two were dating. This was complete with sexual details. To top the crazy cake off she included badly photoshopped photos of her and Miyavi.

Nikki and my sister wanted to cut things off with her for being a crazy bitch. But Chun would have none of that so instead she went to the principal and got Nikki sent to the suicide watch center for a week, and told them that my sister and and her were dating and that my sister would beat her

>>5005225

(Whoops, I meant 'proposed'. Sorry.)
Nobody believed her. I didn't even say, "Oh, that's too bad." or anything because I was so grossed out by the story.
Time began to pass and I began to see less and less of King Kong Queesha. Every so often, I'd have a shift with her, but she would never show up. Sometimes, she'd 'forget' she had work, which meant I had to stay until she arrived late, which was usually a few hours. Other times, she'd call in and say she had to babysit her aunt's children and it was a 'family emergency'. Her hours grew less and less, until I finally began to notice she was only working one day every week...for three hours.

She was also spending more time with Tina and Jess outside of work. She'd follow them everywhere, going out to dinner with them, hanging around their apartment, even showing up at their fucking church on Sundays.
It was also around this time that Tina and Jess began to notice things were going missing from their apartment....

>>5005230

My sister of course denied it and went out to tell the principal that the girl was a liar. When they asked Chun if she had really lied she said that she had but only did it because she needed attention and because her parents beat her (that second bit was a lie). She then went on to say and do a whole mess of things that got her sent to the alternative school for people with severe depression and mental illnesses where she ended up staying for her last two years of high school. The school of course investigated the abuse she claimed her parents did to her.

We still see Chun every once in a while at conventions with whatever older white guy she is currently dating at the time. She seems way more normal now... but we know better then to believe that she is.

>>5005237

First, it was small things. Food, for instance, hair clips and books. Then it changed to expensive things.
Jess had a beautiful real pearl necklace and earring set that her mother gave to her when she was 16. She came home one day and found it was missing from her jewelry box.
And of course, one day, Tina came home and found that little blue dress with the ruffles gone.

They had no idea where the things were vanishing to until Queesha showed up to hang out one day...and she was wearing Tina's dress, which she had cut the ruffles off of.
"Teehee! Look what was on the clearance rack!"
The time they spent with Queesha became limited. She was not allowed in their house anymore. When they did hang out, it was to try and see if she had the gall to display their stolen items so they could call the police on her.

One night during dinner, Queesha began to tell them this wild story about how she was banging this hot Irish boy named Liam (who, coincidentally, had the same name was Tina's brother...). She went into gross detail about their sexual exploits and then, she began to ask about Tina's boyfriend, Tom.

>>5005254

Tina nervously told her about Tom. Things like how they first met, how long they'd been dating, funny stories. In the middle of her talking, Queesha cut her off.

"Yeah....but do you guys have SEX?"

Tina said yes and Queesha begged for details. Not wanting to feed a fire, Tina didn't get descriptive like she had. Namely, she just said they had basic, normal couple sex in a bed. While she said these things, she kept her eyes diverted because it was a very embarrassing topic.

Queesha kept saying shit like, "I am SO JEALOUS. Liam and I never do stuff like that!"

When they dropped her off later that night, Jess turned to look at Tina and asked, "Dude, did you see what Queesha was doing when you were saying the sex stuff?"

"No."

"She was gasping and rolling her eyes, as if she were having an orgasm...."

>>5005270

I personally thank God that I never hung out with King Kong Queesha outside of work. (...Also, it just occurred to me that I spelled 'Quisha' wrong. Oh well.) But her behavior during work began to worsen. Here is a list of some of the things she'd do.

>Snap at the children of customers, telling them to shut up.
>Take bathroom breaks...for 30 minutes. Not even exaggerating the time. When she'd return, we'd get complaints about the bathrooms reeking of shit and B.O.
>Took 40 minutes to retrieve some carts outside. She returned with three carts. It turned out that she was sitting on the bench for the majority of time.
>Show up with grease and food stains all over her uniform.
>Beg to sit on a stool behind her register because 'she had a thyroid problem in her legs'. When we told her no, she threw a fit and asked why another coworker, Shelly, got to sit on it. Shelly is 70 years old and fucking crippled.
>Tried to get someone to cover her three-hour shifts at EVERY given opportunity. She'd call everyone, regardless of availability and ask them to stay. She'd ask us to go into overtime for her.I personally received 18 missed calls while I was on vacation with my boyfriend and 4 voicemails, all asking the same thing over 'in case I didn't hear the first time'.

The newest incident happened this last Friday. She showed up to work wearing black jeans (we are all supposed to wear khakis). These particular jeans had a HUGE rip on the side of the leg, which exposed her skid-mark-stained underwear. She got sent home to change and never came back.

>>5005294

I think maybe she has this stupid idea that she will get unemployment money if she gets fired. Which she won't, but she's an idiot. We've all began to write reports every time she does something stupid. My manager already snapped at her for skipping out on warranties, which we are supposed to sell on furniture and appliances. We get extra money on our paychecks when we sell them, but she immediately skips out of them and doesn't even say a thing. This brought our store down in percentages and after my manager talked to her, she went on about what a bitch she was.

God dammit...I really hope she gets fired before Christmas. There is no way I am putting up with her shit on Black Friday.

>>5005324
Did your friend get her pearls back? That's not okay!

>>5005328

No, she didn't. And she still can't full prove that Queesha stole them.

>>5005334
Um....I took the pearls.
I'm sorry b-but I really l-liked them...

>>5005324
Where is this store cause I am out of a job and can do a fuckload better of a job then this bitch.
Then again I'm usually turned away from jobs because school limits my hours >:

>>5005341

Aw, it's alright. At least you are man enough to admit it!

OH! Also, I forgot to mention. She is no longer banging 'Liam' because 'he wanted commitment' and she 'can't stay tied to one man forever'. Instead, she is now banging Liam's brother SEAMUS (and, stereo-typically enough, their last name is O'Brien). She asked Tina if she could cover her shift once because 'Seamus wants to go to a motel with me'.

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the Tale of Tim the Fuckwit.

Once upon a time there was a Theater Arts student named Tim who was trying to get a BA in Japanese language. Unlike the several other TA students in his year (myself included) that were doing the same, Tim did not know how to hide his power level. This was a shame, because while Tim had the jawline of an angel and the hair of an Italian model named Fabio, he fucking loved moeshit and frequently wore Lucky Star t-shirts with his shabby trench coat. His favorite pair of trainers was a pair of those black and red Fullmetal Alchemist shoes, and whenever he took them off it smelled like someone had died a week ago in the room.

The thing about Tim was, though, that while he loved his moeshit like any self-respecting neckbeard he also loved to play first person shooters. Call of Duty and stuff like that, you know? When he wasn't yakking on about how to properly eat eggs or school uniforms or whatever, he was talking about weapons and killing fictional Japanese soldiers and sniping people from this super secret nest he found on his favorite map and how he had gotten two kills with one bullet and wasn't it amazing? I cannot even begin to understand how he could love both and still come across as a sane human being until he opened his mouth.

>>5005412

So at my University, Theater Arts students have to take Scene Construction as a degree course. It's basically this amazing class where they turn you loose in a workshop the size of a high school gym and tell you to make things for a grade. Very little supervision, lots of power tools, general instructions given for what needs to be made for a show, basically heaven. Well I signed up for it and lo and behold, so did Tim. He might have done so because I told him I was taking it at one point, and he had some kind of mild obsession with me because of how fucking Ginger I am and how goddamn small I am (5'2"), but whatever. I am not the focus of this tale. No, that would be Tim.

So the first day of Scene Construction rolled around and we were all assembled around the drafting table in one corner of the room. There were five of us, not counting the supervisor that looked like an eighty-year-old Anthony Ainley (goatee and all), and while I was practically bouncing with excitement because oh my god table saw and oh my god band saw and oh my god power tools I love them Tim looked like he was about to die of boredom.

That was, of course, until our supervisor handed him a staple gun.

>>5005425

Looking back, this is where Tim's descent into madness truly began. I think our supervisor must really have been the Master, because there's no way that any human being could have ever been so brilliantly cruel to us simply by giving a man a staple gun. What that man did to us was inspired in a way that only a batshit insane Time Lord could ever be.

From that day onward Tim basically adopted that staple gun. It was his friend, his mentor in the ways of attaching things to other things, his baby, his constant and singular companion. Where he went in the shop, the staple gun went. The man got no work done because he was always pretending that it was his weapon and that he was on secret missions assassinating enemy troops for the US military. We would find staples everywhere from his escapades, and would randomly get horrible frights from him jumping out from behind wood organizers or from underneath tables or basically just fucking anywhere he could fit. I very nearly lost a couple fingers to a circular saw because he surprised me while I was using it.

I cussed him out for it, but the rude language and crude mental imagery I attempted to conjure did no good- to him I would always be his "Kawaii Aka-chan" and I could do no wrong.

>>5005439

One day, someone stumbled unknowingly into Tim's territory. It was our academic supervisor, a really really nice guy who told funny jokes and was very understanding when hysterical Frosh came to him unsure as to what to do with their academic lives. He was a kind and gentle soul, undeserving of the fate he had unknowingly subjected himself to.

As he stood talking to a few of us about our classes, a shadow loomed. As he continued to talk, the armed predator drew ever closer. There was nothing we could do as we watched Tim creep ever closer to his unsuspecting prey. We viewed the macabre scene with abject horror as he came up behind our academic supervisor with his shiny silver constant companion and leveled it in the direction of the man's unguarded posterior.

Without further ado, Tim fired.

>>5005444

The list of punishments Tim accrued from his misguided LARPing with the staple gun included a suspension, academic probation, a restraining order and assault charges. He changed his Major to Japanese studies and as such gained a new academic advisor.

I sometimes see him around campus, talking loudly to his Anime Club friends about whatever moeshit he's obsessed with nowadays. He works at the Chinese food place on campus, and I think he has a girlfriend, but I doubt she knows about his assault charges or the restraining order. In fact, I doubt anyone beyond the small circle of people that were present that day know the tale.

But now, /cgl/, you too know the Tale of Tim the Fuckwit.

>>5005447
Sceptical. What kind of shitty supervisor do you have who allows immature behaviour around power tools? That's one of the first rules of construction: don't fuck around with or near power tools.

>>5004438
>>5004438

I don't know what more stupid, that Sakura Ruby girl or you believing your boyfriend would cheat on you with some disgusting idiot.

>>5005461

The rest of us were very good around them, but Tim was the odd one out. All he ever touched was the staple gun, I didn't realize I didn't really make that clear. He got in some serious trouble for scaring me while I was working with the saw though.

You know I have an odd little idea. Recently my eight year old brother got into trouble because him and his friends decided to sell their art work (he had gotten the idea because I was working on artist alley stuff). The teacher instead of punishing them, decided the best idea would be to collect the art work and stories into a book and put it into the class prize box so that students could win it. The led me to think what if our weeaboo stories and art were to be collected into a book and whenever someone does a weeaboo horror stories pannel that book can be given away. Maybe set up the same sort of rules as there are for derpy-chan.

>>5005534
No, these stories are personal to a lot of people, we discussed this with pastel to be a very bad idea.

Toolong;wasn'therelasttime, some actual rape victims described real actual rape stories here; they freaked out at the idea that their attackers might overhear this, that their friends might overhear it. They posted on an anonymous board to remain unheard by the public and anonymous. Do not broadcast their personal stories, it took a lot for them to share it with you.

Bad, bad idea. I wouldn't want my story to turn up in a book for MY attacker to read.

>>5005534

I don't see the (obviously) fictional tales striking up much debate, but actual experiences are a definite no.

If it could be set along with tips, generalized safety rules and humourous tones, it doesn't sound too bad an idea.

>>5004225
I AM A DEMON BORN FROM RAAAAAAAAGEEEEEE

Let me start this by saying this guy is a really nice guy. He's very sweet, but he just don't get the picture sometimes.

I'm going to call him Sandwich, because he is the sort of guy that let's you know everything that's going on, including "leaving AIM for a bit, making a sandwich" and "made my sandwich, let me tell you about it."

So Sandwich and I went to the same college and my roommates and I were pretty cool with him. We often had people over because we had a big living room and lots of couches for watching anime or playing games. One of these nights a bunch of people were over watching some anime series. It was a lot of fun and we chatted and joked until fairly late into the night. Three of the us four girls living in the apartment had work the next day and we had let them know beforehand, so after someone noticed the time, they all started excusing themselves and bidding us goodnight.

All except Sandwich.

>>5006055
Sandwich just sat there on our couch, looking excitedly at us, as if we had finished act one of a three act play. We four roommates sort of looked at each other and made some very strained small talk. None of us wanted to be rude, and none of us were very good at just telling people to leave. So we mind-hived and figured that we could maybe make it obvious we wanted to go to bed.

One by one we took our leave. I went first. "Oh, it's so late, I'm going to brush my teeth and get ready for bed." I headed upstairs to do just that. I finished and came back done, in my pjs, allowing the others to take their turns prepping for bed. Eventually we were all back in the living room, dressed for bed. Sandwich still sat there, waiting for… who knows what. One roommate finally gave up and said, "Hey, I'm tired and have work. I'm going to bed. Sandwich, close the door behind you, okay?" And with that, she left for her room. We all took her cue, said our good nights, and left Sandwich sitting on the couch.

One roommate always read before she went to sleep, but had forgotten her book downstairs, so maybe five minutes later, she headed downstairs, found her book right next to the stairs, turned off the light, and headed back to her room. About half an hour after that, she decided to put her book by her backpack so she could read it during breaks at work the next day. She flipped on the light and… Sandwich was still sitting there. Right where we left him. He had been just… sitting. In the dark. For half an hour. She finally just opened the front door and said, "Sandwich. Out. We're going to bed. We'll see you later."

And he finally left. We learned how to tell people to get out (politely) after that.

>>5006111
I'm sorry, but with the name "Sandwich" I'm just imagining someone ordering a huge fucking sandwich to get off their cough and GTFO.

>A guy I knew
>High school
>He runs around with weights on his wrists and ankles due to some shonen hero doing the same, trying to improve his "power level", like, you remove the weights and be super powerful and shit. Like Rock Lee in Naruto.
>He screams anime phrases and DBZ roars REALLY LOUD in the school corridors
>Really fucking funny now

Though he was just begging for an asskicking for doing that shit, it didn't really hurt anyone. It's kind of adorable now that I think back to it.

>>5006111
over 10 min in ms paint

>>5004530
>Pornography on the door
>Any kind of Pornography being shown in public
ALL MY WHY

>>5006111
He was fapping you doofus.

>Be a weird kid (still am, first year college student, technically not out of the teens yet)
>Never go through a genuine weeaboo phase, never super interested in anime or Japanese things
>/co/, /v/, and /mu/ nerd big time. Wore super hero/vidya shirts, goggles, gloves, had my drumsticks or guitar with or around me at all times
>Meet girl in 9th grade, seems pretty legit
>loves teh gloreeus NEEPON, anime, superb manga artist, likes many of the same video games I like, funny
>Hit it off for the first year, then things start to change
>Tries to get me to join her and her friends Wicca SPESHUL PAYGUN cult, thinks she can perform magic, thinks fairies are real, thinks she's part fairy
>Introduce her to some all around amazing guys, turns them all down with excuses like "he doesn't get me." Turns out she's waiting for her perfect Bishie prince to show up.
>Get her to read some of my favorite comics like Spider-man, Tank Girl, Scott Pilgrim, Ghost World, Watchmen, many more. She hates them all because "the characters are bland and 1 sided and the female leads suck. Her manga comics she creates herself are all self inserts paired up with perfect, amazing, bishie Gary Stues.
>Tried to use my black cat as a familiar
>Speaks in Weeaboo Japanese gibberish
>Prone to violent outbursts
>Draws her make up on her face to make her eyes look slanted. Doesn't see how this can be seen as offensive.
>Co-dependent of me because I'm the only one that will put up with her shit besides her equally bat shit nuts friends, making me her source to "normal people."

She genuinely scares the shit out of me. I'm so fucking glad I moved across the country for college.

>>5006198
>>5006125
OP of >>5006111 here, and I nearly laughed myself sick. Thanks!

>>5006294
We were actually quite worried about that ourselves.

>Draws her make up on her face to make her eyes look slanted. Doesn't see how this can be seen as offensive.
Wait, what?

>>5004530
>the air was thick with the smell of soup and sex

I am both impossibly disgusted and stuck in fits of laughter at this line. It's like an excerpt from a Christopher Moore's writing.

>>5007381
I didn't read the linked post but...

Soup AND sex? WOULD BE A JOY GOOD TIME.

>>5007432
It's probably best that you don't, and just enjoy the out of context of it.

Not sure if this counts as weeaboo but you can't make this shit up
http://www.suntimes.com/news/crime/7870268-418/bail-denied-for-man-accused-of-holding-girlfriend-cap
tive-for-two-months.html
Apparently they met at Acen anyone know him?

Bamp

No one has anything to add? Cmon guys I need more stories!

>>5004560
Lol I had a similar thing happen to me. Except I lost my virginity to him. Although I don't think the sex we had should count cause he was Viet and his dick didnt even pop my cherry.

>>5008685
I can repost a relatively older story that was never capped about a WoW horrorbeast.

>>5010172
Do it.

>Be a closet nerd in 6th grade trying to blend in and follow the "fashion trends" I see in Seventeen and Teen Vogue
>School is ghetto and you're a loser if you don't wear Apple Bottom jeans and Southpole everything else
>Start hanging out with group of white bitches
>White bitches steal from my purse and then start petty middle school rumors about me
>Lose friends
>Meet the school weeaboos
>Decide that if I'm going to be a loser anyway I might as well go all out
>Start wearing Naruto headbands and cat ears to school and wearing pigtails everyday to look kawaii
>Now 18 and embarrassed of my 12-year-old self

>>5010196

shit are you me?

So I was riding the train home from DC. It’s about, oh, a five hour trip. When I board my train car, there is this vaguely female-looking hambeast THING making its way down the aisle, loudly croaking “excuse me, pardon me, wrong car” as it passed each seat. Now when I say croaking, I mean CROAKING. Remember that slimy green lady from Monsters Inc that bugs Mikey about his paperwork? Its voice sounded like a cross between that lady and the Vogons from Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy. Quite possibly the most grating voice I’ve ever heard in my life. It continued this attempt at vocalizing each time it passed a seat, as its fat rolls rippled and swayed from side to side, smacking the poor passengers in the aisle seats. Its unrestrained boobs, which hung nearly to the fat rolls that hid its belly button, swung dramatically as their host lumbered along, making audible smacking noises as they collided with the plastic siding of the seats. Thankfully I’d grabbed a window seat so I was out of the way of its fleshy weapons, and the trajectory of their swaying narrowly avoided the man next to me on the aisle. As it made its way past me, a slight cheesy smell wafted past my nostrils, and its dark hair, which hung flatly about its meaty arms, was stringy and greasy. Its face was nondescript aside from slightly bucked front teeth that on anyone else could have been endearing, but in this case only added to the overall revolting appearance of the thing. It looked to be anywhere from its early twenties to mid-thirties. It was clad in an ugly purple dress that highlighted every spare tire and conformed perfectly to the thing’s painfully sagging breasts, those horrible “comfortable” shoes (Crocs?), and thick white tube socks that simply served to highlight its tree-trunk calves.

>>5010325
It was being followed by a shorter, slightly overweight man who was carrying several bags. As they passed through the door into the adjacent car, and left my sight, I simply assumed that was the last I’d see of the hambeast.

I was wrong.

Fast forward to an hour or so later. The thing and its brother/husband/whatever had apparently settled in the car in front of mine, but since I was watching Ice Age III on my laptop with my headphones on, I heard very little aside from the occasional croaked exclamation whose actual content I didn’t care to make out among Simon Pegg’s excellent performance as Buck (ohhhh, if I were a weasel…). However, the croaked outbursts became more and more frequent, and it finally crossed my mind to pause my movie and listen.
Though words were hard to pick out, I eventually was able to discern that the one-sided conversation revolved around what I assume to be World of Warcraft, with the thing shouting in a rather angry tone about mages and spells and wizards and powers it wanted and powers that were a waste of “mana.” I thought I heard a mention of Yu-Gi-Oh as well. This went on for some time until I tired of its croaky excuse for a voice and returned to my movie, again without a second thought other than an offhand observation of the voice’s incredible volume.

>>5010327
Once the movie was over, I noticed the voice had stopped. So I played Pokemon.

A bit later, I was hungry and went to the café car to get a bag of pretzels and some coffee. There was the hambeast and its companion. The hambeast was as loud as ever, smashing its hands against the table as it yelled and ranted about a “high priestess,” describing in detail its plan to, and I quote, “Wrap my fingers around her neck and squeeze until there’s no life left! If she was real I’d love to kill her! I just want her dead!” This last sentence was punctuated with its meaty fists beating against the surface of the poor table, and an expression of intense emotion on its face. I hurried out of there pretty fast, but not before hearing it yell at its companion about how it was the best player in its corner of the virtual world and shouldn’t be messed with, and how it attracted other players because of its power level. I wanted very much to inform it that people were probably attracted by its powerful gravitational field rather than its mad skillz, but I didn’t want it to think it was all right to speak to me. As you will see, not insulting it was probably the best decision I’ve made this week.

>>5010331
Later on, as I was exiting the bathroom, a ruckus erupted in the car in front of me. My immediate thought was that the hambeast had returned to the car. Of course, I was right. I watched in horror as the thing loomed over some poor passenger, yelling its froglike yell right into his face. At this level of agitation words were near impossible to pick out, but as the agitation increased, the thing began punching the overhead compartment, as well as the passenger’s belongings that were stowed there. The hambeast’s male companion said something quietly to it, and it ceased beating the baggage, but continued its assault on the overhead. At this point I ducked back to my seat, as I didn’t want the hambeast to see me watching and turn its anger to me. I’m pretty small and this hambeast was around six feet tall and a good 350-400 pounds, so my reluctance to be seen is understandable.

I jammed my headphones on and tried to block out the yelling, torn between finding the situation humorous and cowering in genuine fear. Soon, though, the train pulled into some little hick town and the hambeast and its companion were escorted off the train, which of course elicited some incomprehensible croaky outbursts from the thing. The last I saw of it out the window was a lovely scene of the hambeast jaywalking in a hilarious waddle, attempting to keep up with its companion as he strode smoothly across the street at a perfectly normal pace, holding all the bags.

Can this be a horror story thread, too? I have a horrortastic event that happend few weekends back..

But it's also a weaboo story, considering their was a lot of animu related shit she did in high school, the horror part is her using period blood as face paint for her Scanty cosplay.

>>5010351

please feel free to share, I love reading these stories...Is the Kneesocks thing actually real?

>>5010334
I remember this story.

Does anyone have that one story where the crazy chick ended up cutting into someone neck and wrist? I forgot to save it.

>>5010456

It's on Weeboo Horrors on Deviantart

>using period blood as face paint for her Scanty

Oh my god WHAT?

>>5010351
OMG why this hasn't be posted yet?? x.x I'm very curious, but I know I'll regret reading it!

BAMP

>>5010910
>>5010910
bump from weeaboo-horrors here. Sort of got a competition for you guys; I'm wanting to feature something new and terrible. Go at it my children, produce horrors for us to marvel over.

Room with friends for Anime Expo. They have a few stragglers to makeup for last minute drop outs in the room.They don't know one of the girls to well but they need the money. Girl IS probably where the term Hambeast originated as well as a few other words. (See: Weeaboo, japanophile, fucking retard) We'll call her Tarry.We get to the con Friday night and Tarry is 3 hours late. (This wouldn't have mattered but we had to pay at check in and she hadn't paid yet)
Get settled in. She throws her stuff all over the room and proceeds to start yaking about her new favorite thing.Homestuck. (A forward, I don't mind homestuck itself, but I hate the fandom.)Saturday rolls around. Tarry is cosplaying a troll from homestuck. (The one with the red eyes and the Libra symbol.)She locks herself in the bathroom. "I need to get into my troll makeup! Don't come in!" 2 Hours later she still isn't done. There are 2 people in the room with Trinity Blood costumes, and my self and my friend have makeup that takes at least an hour to apply. Plus we all still need to shower. (Not that our costumes automatically take priority but 2 hours, really?)We notice a funny smell coming from the bathroom.Door is locked, and she wont let us in.15 minutes later we start to get really suspicious.Friend decides to shimmy open the door. Her purse and valuables are in there and she needs to go. Get door open.Tarry is sitting in the bathtub, naked. The bathtub is filled almost half way with what we later found out was 70% alchohol and sharpie dye. Bottles and sharpies everywhere.It's all over the walls.On the tile.On almost all the towels. On several articles of clothing and bags in the bathroom. What she says?
"I was going to clean it up!" BITCH YOU TRIED TO DYE YOURSELF GREY IN A BATHTUB. We kick her out of the room. She pays the $700 dollars in damage fees. She gets skin poisoning/damage from her stupid stunt.Fucking Homestuck fans.

>>5010351
>using period blood as face paint for her Scanty cosplay
Scanty is a year-old character. When the fuck did this happen? How old are these people?!?

>>5014475
Why would anyone think that was a good idea?

>>5014475
>The bathtub is filled almost half way with what we later found out was 70% alchohol and sharpie dye.

What the heck!? Why in the world would anyone ever think that's a good idea?

>BITCH YOU TRIED TO DYE YOURSELF GREY IN A BATHTUB.

I don't know why, but that part had me cracking up.

All in all, I think that is the dumbest thing I've read in my entire life hands down. I don't think I'll ever forget it.

>>5014475
good god where did she get that idea from, holy shit lol.

>>5014475
And she didn't get a yeast infection? 0-0

That stunt just screams to rip out her ovaries

>>5014713
I don't know about you...but water doesn't flow into your vag when you swim, wash, etc.
As a woman, I thought we all knew this.

>>5014718
Well, she could have gotten a wicked bladder infection. All she'd need to do is urinate before cleaning off, which would allow the particles into her urethra. Also, contact with the skin down there could be enough to cause a yeast infection. Depends on how she moves around/cleans herself afterward.

I have one.. My story is a rape story, but with all this talk of putting stories into books or reading them at cons makes me warey of posting it because so many people are involved, and might recognise it if read aloud?

I'll post if nobody posts it elsewhere, though idm it being on the internet, just not in a book somewhere irl, or read out.

>>5015985
just state that in the first post or something

BRING ON THE RAPE