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Al Bundy !!V2TxKfEaBGE 09/21/11(Wed)22:10 No.4992311

A fat lady walks into my cosplay store and asks for a Volcaloid costume. I have no idea what character that is so I ask her. The lady says that Volcaloids are singing entities that are filled with music and that she wants to pick a character that best suits her body type. I promptly pointed her toward the food court and said with all the cheeseburgers she's been knocking back she should rather go as a Beefaloid.

Now I don't know if you ever been glomped and kneed in the groin at the same time but it's the second most painful I've had since the day I married Peg.

But /cgl/ I love anime and I love cosplay, I was known as the great cosplayer of Polk High, 4 trophies at one con. I would have been a great cosplayer...until I met Peggy who wanted us to do couple cosplay, it's the only outfit I've done that I wished I'd retire. You know, ever day I ask Peg to cosplay as a single woman out of my life, she's never listened to me before and I don't think not even photoshop can fix my life.

Anime is the only thing that I care about. I remember crying at the end of Cowboy Bebop not because of the final episode but because I realized I was still alive after Spike pointed at me and said bang. If I can have one series be real it would be Death Note, just cause I would ask Light to write my name in his book.

>>	Peg Bundy !!V2TxKfEaBGE 09/21/11(Wed)22:12 No.4992323 File1316657548.jpg-(33 KB, 500x375, Peggy_Bundy_419.jpg) >>4992311 Now Al our sex life was just like that one time you cosplayed as L, no effort, takes less than a minute and probably any other guy at the convention can do a better job than you.

>>	Al Bundy !!V2TxKfEaBGE 09/21/11(Wed)22:15 No.4992336 File1316657733.jpg-(18 KB, 268x330, L Bundy.jpg) >>4992323 Years of having a crummy job selling women's cosplay outfits has allowed my body to develop the hunched posture and baggy eyes required of all L cosplay

>>	Live Studio Audience !M99////FLU 09/21/11(Wed)22:19 No.4992353 File1316657945.jpg-(67 KB, 300x175, studio_audience_middle.jpg) >>4992311 >>4992323 >>4992336 HAHAHAHAHAHAH!

>>	Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)22:19 No.4992355 File1316657961.png-(471 KB, 375x489, pornorific.png) I fucking love Married with Children. Continue

>>	Kelly Bundy !!V2TxKfEaBGE 09/21/11(Wed)22:23 No.4992376 File1316658225.jpg-(27 KB, 512x384, 603k.jpg) Say dad, when a Naruto cosplayer says "Believe it" is he talking about Santa Clause? I didn't know Santa goes to Japan.

>>	Bud Bundy !!V2TxKfEaBGE 09/21/11(Wed)22:25 No.4992381 File1316658345.jpg-(48 KB, 600x400, Faustino-Pucked.jpg) >>4992376 Just curious, when you date a Naruto cosplayer do you just take the original home or do you kiss all the clones at once? I think you have plenty of experience either way.

>>	Kelly Bundy !!V2TxKfEaBGE 09/21/11(Wed)22:27 No.4992391 File1316658463.jpg-(20 KB, 512x384, 317k-vi.jpg) >>4992381 Least my dates can walk out of the con on their own. I bet mom loves washing all of your full body pillow cases and blow up dolls.

Buck Bundy 09/21/11(Wed)22:28 No.4992395
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They took me too a con once. I was looking to get some action but the place was full of ugly bitches, squeezed into goofy outfits as if they were people, panting in the summer heat under all that fur. Unfortunately I was the only dog attending.

>>	Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)22:32 No.4992409 Continue, you paragon of greatness. Continue.

>>	TikkiTavi !TaigaVQ/9E 09/21/11(Wed)22:32 No.4992410 >>4992376 >>4992381 Samefag detected Destroys the awesome of what you started: illusion shattered

>>	Bud Bundy !!V2TxKfEaBGE 09/21/11(Wed)22:36 No.4992427 File1316658991.jpg-(31 KB, 250x244, faustino.jpg) >>4992391 DON'T MAKE FUN OF MY WAIFU!

>>	Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)22:37 No.4992431 >>4992410 All the bundy's are samefag...look at the tripcodes

>>	Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)22:46 No.4992481 Love and marriage Love and marriage

>>	Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)22:55 No.4992513 File1316660158.gif-(617 KB, 160x120, takkts_th.gif) I'm your biggest fan, Mr.Bundy! I actually want to cosplay your wife.

Marcy D'arcy !!V2TxKfEaBGE 09/21/11(Wed)23:00 No.4992522
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I don't even know why you men even like anime so much. All it portrays women as nothing more than super pretty girls with huge boobs without a single thought in their brain. Why can't you guys be more like Jefferson who doesn't let this filth rot his brain.

>>	Jefferson D'arcy !!V2TxKfEaBGE 09/21/11(Wed)23:02 No.4992526 File1316660522.jpg-(23 KB, 320x258, TM04b.jpg) >>4992522 >Quickly shoves Al's hentai doujin underneath the couch. But Gurren Lagann has a great plot, honey.

>>	Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)23:03 No.4992534 This thread is terrible since it is totally out of character for any of the bundy's to act like this.

Al Bundy !!V2TxKfEaBGE 09/21/11(Wed)23:05 No.4992544
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>>4992522
See Marcy this is why men love anime girls, they look nice, listen to you and don't talk back. You have the personality and rack of a tsundere but minus the desire for me to see you naked.

>>	Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)23:09 No.4992557 >>4992534 >Implying Al wouldn't like looking at hot girls in cosplay

>>	Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)23:16 No.4992591 File1316661397.jpg-(53 KB, 366x600, DSCN0200-366x600.jpg) Relevant cosplay

>>	Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)23:27 No.4992640 >>4992557 >implying Al would know the WORD cosplay >implying Al would watch cartoons

>>	Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)23:30 No.4992665 >>4992640 Wow. Quick, look above your head. Do you see nothing? That's because the point was there, and you missed it.

Al Bundy !!V2TxKfEaBGE 09/21/11(Wed)23:42 No.4992719
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>Fat girl: Can you sell me a Advent Children Cloud costume.

Al: Sorry, I'm afraid I can't do so in the name of public safety.

>Fat girl: Why is that?

Al: Because if I let a Cloud that huge leave my costume store then I would have doomed the Earth to experience the second Ice Age.

>Fat Girl: I can at least do Aerith. Sell me a good costume, I don't want to be inaccurate.

Al: Don't worry, with an Aerith your size walking around the con the only way a Sephiroth can miss stabbing you is if he was blind.

>Fat girl: Why do you even work here. Do you even like anime?! I bet you have a low power level.

Al: And if your power level is like your weight then I'd bet it's over 9000.

>Fat girl: That's it I'm leaving!

Al: Don't forget to equip your Diet Materia next time.

>>	Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)23:49 No.4992746 /a/non here, you just raised /cgl/ out of the shithole about an inch by yourself. Thanks for this great thread.

>>	Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)23:51 No.4992758 >>4992746 Faggot. Don't try to talk for an entire board.

>>	Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)23:52 No.4992761 >>4992746 out

>>	Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)23:53 No.4992769 >>4992758 >Legitimate praise for OP for a good thread >Get called a fag

>>	Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)23:55 No.4992779 >>4992758 I said where I'm from, I'm not implying all of /a/ likes this. >>4992761 make me

>>	Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)23:56 No.4992786 >>4992779 >I said where I'm from Don't do that. Also, there's no need for a derail over it.

>>	Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)23:56 No.4992790 >>4992769 If you want to state your opinion, then do it. No need to put an /a/ in there.

>>	Anonymous 09/22/11(Thu)00:02 No.4992815 >>4992719 What...fat people insults on cgl that are not just "hambeast" or "jelly fatty"

>>	Anonymous 09/22/11(Thu)00:10 No.4992849 File1316664639.jpg-(64 KB, 340x300, No Ma'am.jpg) Al Bundy is my favorite tripfag

>>	Anonymous 09/22/11(Thu)02:42 No.4993446 God damn I love Married With Children

>>	Anonymous 09/22/11(Thu)07:16 No.4993820 Haters gonna hate, this thread is fucking awesome. It's better than the OH CGL I'M HAVING MY PERIOD/WHAT SHOULD I HAVE FOR NON CARB BREAKFAST shit we get all the time now.

>>	Anonymous 09/22/11(Thu)07:19 No.4993824 I can't stand when fat asses try to cosplay as a Vocaloid. For me, Vocaloid is a major part of my life. I absolutely love the music and I fap daily to Len and Rin. I'm getting a 02 Tattoo on my arm next month.

>>	Anonymous 09/22/11(Thu)07:56 No.4993859 First post was okay, the quality of the jokes took a dramatic nosedive almost immediately. It's just like the show.

>>	Sieg !VhSiegR26w 09/22/11(Thu)08:01 No.4993865 File1316692895.jpg-(32 KB, 768x384, fruitybumbum.jpg) This shit again? This shit wasn't funny with the comedians either.

>>	Anonymous 09/22/11(Thu)08:29 No.4993888 /v/ here /a/ is a bitch can you be our waifu instead?

>>	S 09/22/11(Thu)09:18 No.4993911 >>4993865 Ssshhh, it'll be alright. Captcha knows what's up, >so derrailed

>>	Anonymous 09/22/11(Thu)10:12 No.4993955 File1316700770.jpg-(149 KB, 1211x782, aftermath.jpg) >>4993865 The comedian thread got archived, final joke on you. In general it seems that /cgl/ likes "in character" threads I noticed.

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