poosteeng what I got c: mainly the gays ones, God I get off to those.

Can someody write another fictional gay one?

Chairchan, from the last thread.

Trying to post both of my old stories here, "Foot Guy" and Yuri-San" but it's not letting me post the first one.

And since I have gotten some questions in the past about them, they're both a mix of fictional and real. Both are based on actual people that have said/done these things to me but neither were based at a convention (except Foot Guy who sent me messages while I was at the convention). Basically wanted to answer that for a long time without giving away too much to completely ruin the illusion of a good story.

So yeah...they're both based on real events but they're fictional to the point where you can feel safe that an angry man hating lesbian isn't going to attack you for doing yaoi fanservice or fear that you'll be foot molested by a pervert that wants you to stop on his nuts with your heels.

This was a 5 years ago when i was 16, and still semi new to the con world. And i know how dumb i was, so any signs of bashing im going to delete, and not cont.
>16, going to con for the first time alone with a group of friends, and bf.
>have an online friend -call him- Jay
>Jay lives across the country and goes to con near him
>Tell Jay about a small local con im going to with friends
>He says he would love to go
>week goes by, i can no longer go to the con for abc reason
>Jay flips a SHIT
Turns out he bought a plane ticket, hotel room, and a plane ticket for his brother and a friend so that he could go to the con, and see me, but never told me
>kinda ignore him for a while, that was weird...
>end up going to con anyway, start talking to Jay again
>Car breaks down and i am delayed by a few hours, not to mention, my phone dies
>get car back on the road, meet up with friends at the hotel room, charge my phone
>15 textmessages and 5 voice mails all from Jay
>him bitching at me and crying saying im a bad friend for standing him up at the con
>decide to ignore Jay and not meet up with him at the con
>Saturday: Run in to Jay a photoshoot
>say hi, give him a hug and give him bs that i gotta go
cont.

>>4944149
>>4944168
These two are the best

requesting the first saga of N the rapist... man cant believe I missed the latest update of it last night.

>>4944184
Im more than pretty sure he was stalking me at this point, seeing how he wasn't even in to the show of what the shoot was but i could be wrong, ill let you decide
>i get a text message from Jay
I can see you... teehee
>Freak out an dlook arund, i dont see him so i just ignore the text...but i get another one
>you missed me... you need to look up... Its fun to look down at you
>look up, hes looking at me from the stairs, tell my bf and friends to stay away from this guy that hes freaking my out
>all the day, i was getting weird text from him, about what i was wearing and doing atm, like he needed to prove he was talkign me...
>tell staff but they cant really do anythign since he hasnt really done anything, only sent me text
>late sat night, everyone is at rave, but not me, im int he room with my brother just trying to rest, get a text from...JAY
I see your friends and boyfriend have left you for the dance, come to my room. and dont even thnk about bringing anyone!
>lock the doors, wake up my brother and text friends, i am freaking out
>get another text
i just want to play, dont you want to play with me, lil sister? i want to give you a toy i bought just for you. Then i hear a knock on the door, its Jay trying to open tot he door.
>brother calls hotel staff , but he bolts before they get there
cont.

>>4944168
WHAT. This is the worst one ever, I hope that crazy gets put in a mental hospital and never gets out.

>SMASH! convention this year
Me and my friends get there super early due to unexpected lack of traffic.
we are one of the first people in line and a few minutes later some goth wannabe guy lines up behind us and begins talking to us.
>Best friend is cosplaying as Girly-Card from Hellsing: The Dawn, Im cosplauing as Excalibur from Soul Eater (her first time cosplaying as well as mine)
Guy asks 'I recognize those gloves but what's with the costume it isn't anything like Arucuardo? (yes actually tried to pronounce it with a Japanese accent)
>Best friend explains that its from the prequel (shows a picture from her phone.
Guy then begins to talk her up and bitches about how she should cosplay as more recognizable characters. He also begins to talk to her about random anime that he is obsessed with (LuckyStar, Madoka, Naruto, Bleach, One Piece) and tries to enforce his self proclaimed "superior taste" over the characters we are cosplaying as, going as far as mentioning he has the body pillows of his (he names around 12 names) Waifu.
My friend tries to be as nice as she can to the guy who is really annoying us.

>>4944233
>Me and my friend realize that this guy isn't going to leave us alone anytime soon and we try to end the conversation.
The guy doesn't take the hint and begins to show us pictures of cosplays from his phone he took from previous conventions that year and literally shoves it into our faces (His iphone covered in lots of greasy smudge prints)
>Friend gets really uncomfortable and texts me so it's nothing suss
I tell the guy that we aren't in the mood to talk to anyone because we are waiting for a friend (Can't remember what we said but we tried to be as nice about it as we could)
>Guy gets all pissy and begins talking with his friend (who was being ignored this entire time) but gives us looks.

We were followed around for the next 3 hours of the con.
We confronted him to stop following us and he starts yelling at us in some foreign language (probably Greek) and storms off.

>Be at a con
>Meet new friend, hang out with her. We'll call her K Feels good man.
>Her male friend comes out, tries acting alpha because he has a really transparent crush on her
>He is cosplaying random anime dude with a long sword #6
>Con rules state you have to have swords peacebonded inside their sheaths so you can't draw them.
>Get into mild argument with dude
>He says he'll cut me.
>"With your peacebonded sword? You're really intimidating"
>"Yeah, but I'll actually break the straps, get my NODACHI out and cut your throat"
>Say something to the effect of "Do it, faggot"
>He does nothing.
>"Yeah, that's what I thought. By the way, you're not a badass because you know what the sword is called. We're not in Japan."
>Dude mostly cools off, continue hanging around with K and tolerating the dude.
>K goes to the bathroom
>I decide to go for a smoke.
>He clubs me in the back of the knee with his peacebonded sword as I go downstairs into the smoking area.
>I catch myself, but sprain my wrist.
>He leaves before I get up.
>Go to con security, talk it over.
>No one saw him attack me, it's his word against mine.
>Think I've still got this made because I'm gonna have a nasty bruise on my leg and my wrist can't move right.
>His brother is a staffer.
>The brother convinces them that I'm lying.
>I. Get. Thrown. Out.
>Fuck this con, forever and all time.
>Still got K's number.
>We'll call this one even.

>>4944207
>Sunday: bf, brother and i want to leave early, due to stalker
>run in to friend cosplaying sailor moon, she wants to hit the dealer's room with me before we go, sure why not?
>Find a cute necklace, but its 50$, and o dont need it
>get a text from Jay
dont run away this itme! i see you! you are with that sailor moon!
>gtfo of the dealers room and start
>start to load stuff in to the car
>somethign hits the back of the head of my friend
>its the necklace i wanted, we turn around
>Jay bought the necklace i wanted, i tried to toss it at me, but it hit my friend instead
>friend is super pissed, and started waving her wand like shes about to cap a bitch in the name of the moon
>smacks him upside the head with the wand and drags him to me
"Fuck tell her you are sorry! Then sell her boyfriend, her brother and me that you are sorry! Then, get the fuck out of here! if i find out that you contatced her after this, ill make sure she calls the cops,a nd if she doesnt, i will"
>he started crying, says sorry then runs off
Never heard rom Jay again

>>4944191
WUT

Theres more?! When did that happen? DUDE.

N is a sick fuck, I thought she got a restraining order against him?

>>4944242
Your friend is awesome. Yay, Sailor Moon!

>>4944242
HOLY MOTHER SHIT your friend is awesome!

>>4944242
Is this your friend?

>14, 3rd con
>have blue hair(not wig),blue dress, blue ears, blue cat tail
>some what of a weebo in my early years of cons, i was 14
>walk around by myself
>getting higged left and right for being this weird blue cat girl
>obvious furry is obvious comes up to me for a hug, why not?
>he hungs me tight
>pets my head, and says good girl
>he then licks my cat ears
>runaway.jpeg
>Next day, sitting on a bench waiting for my ride
>same furry comes up to me, "theres my lil kitten!"
>have a "omg im gonna get raped" face, staff member comes over and acts like we are friends, and takes me somewhere else to get me away from the furry

TLDR fat chick bit me at a con and disappeared off the face of the earth.

>Be at fifth or so con I've gone to
>Hanging outside for the most part, wearing a flying squirrel kigurumi
>get hot and end up taking it half off, tying it around my waist in a weird way, and remain shirtles. dude btw.
>Have a fat chick come up to me squealing at my abbs, wanting to touch them
>eghh, let her, but then run off to hang with other friends, casually throwing a ball back and forth on the grassy patch outside
>she stays and watches. and then follows us around.
>she's on her own too, and keeps asking me questions as she's hanging out with us.
>go back into dealers room to avoid her, then walk abuot the place in my squirrel outfit, with the sleeves rolled up because it's hot as anything
>this bitch comes along again after i lost her, and holds my arm saying NYAAA YOU DITCHED ME!!
>snap. pull my arm out of her grip, or try to, she's surprisingly strong
>"get the fuck off me, i don't know you and don't want you hanging around stalking me, mmkay?"
>she cries, fake-cries, and drops to her knees still not letting go of my arm, and it hurts now
>I push at her huge tits with my foot to get my arm partly free, she's now holding my hand
>"BITCH, GET OFF ME"
>she bites me. HARD. DEEP. I'm bleeding fucking everywhere.
>she then lets go and runs away also surpsisingly fast
>I collapse and hold my arm, seriously, nothing has ever hurt so much before, i cried like a girl.
>went to A+E, took this picture of it before getting stitches and shots and patched up
>took four months to heal, btu left a pretty epic bite scar.

>>4944305

>>4944305
FUUUCCKKK

>Be at a con
>Older Japanese guy (fiftyish? grey hair) there wearing a sailor schoolgirl outfit
>Strike up conversation with him. He doesn't speak great English but is actually super nice. Apparently he cosplays because a relative of his got him into it and even though he doesn't see his relative anymore, it makes him feel like he's at home.
>Manly tears on the inside. Take a picture with him, give him a hug, tell him I'll see him around.
>Go man booth for anime club for a couple hours, get done with that and head out into main convention area
>See oldmanbro, go over to say hello and ask him how he's enjoying the con.
>Short guy in hot topic wear runs up and suckerpunches oldmanbro
>Short guy shouts "Tranny asshole!"
>Short guy fucking cheeses it, I lose him in the crowd.
>See oldmanbro the next day.
>He's wearing normal men's clothing.
>He doesn't want to talk.
>THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS.

>>4944242
A year later my bf, for the hell of it looks up Jay online to see what he ahs been up to
Jay was a school teacher, andalso worked at a kid's camp
>turns out hes doing jail time for being a pedo and being charged with rape
>he had sex witha 12 year old

>>4944305

DUDE

>>4944305

THIS CAN'T BE REAL
OH MY GOD

>>4944305
oh my fucking god. also capped that shit.

>>4944305
the pic is fake guys...

>>4944305

>>4944340
i sincerely hope so
christ

>>4944305

Please, PLEASE tell me you pressed charges

>>4944305
This is so fucking fake..I can't even....

>>4944326
Fuck. This is why I hate the world.

>>4944305
Give us a pic of your awesome scar

Here's the N Sequel for future reference.

>>4944326
wait...if he can't speak english then how did he know that the short dude was mad because he was wearing womans clothing?

>brother cosplaying Roxas from KH2
>instead of keyblades, he makes foam bats(you know, the blue ones)
>goes to his first KH shoot
>people ask to pose with his bats, he lets them
>takes a pic of him and Sora hitting each other with thebats
>landwhale Kairi asks if she can take the same kind of pic
>instead of 'playing', she starts smacking him with one of the bats
>Bat breaks, and the wig i made for my bro is just RUINED
>brother leaves the shoot and tosses bat inthe trash
>hes really upset, it was his first cosplay that he made with lil help from me (i only made the wig)(we was13)

>>4944305
don't know if real....

my friend was bite before and his whole shoulder was bruised hmmmm

>>4944326
Oh hells no. Poor oldmanbro.

>>4944376
Wouldn't be too hard to figure out. Dude punches you and yells something at you and the only thing making you stand out is crossdressing...yeah, I'd probably think the dude hit me for crossdressing.

>>4944376
When I said didn't speak great English, I meant he just didn't speak it well. He didn't seem to have much trouble understanding me, but thick accent and mixed up the order of his words a lot.

Not sure if he actually understood what the guy said or if he was just thrown for a loop because someone punched him. Although, assuming I was crossplayed and someone randomly punched me, I'd probably assume it was for the crossplay since that's the obvious thing

>>4944305
Definitely fake, but... Oh my God, could you imagine?

>>4944305
holy fucking jesus.
i wish SO SO BAD you found her and sued her for all she's worth.

>>4944377
This is why I never let anyone touch my props or me if I'm cosplaying unless I know them. You never know if someone will be an ass and damage something or they'll be someone trying to glomp you and get their make-up/finger-smudges on your costume or accidentally snag onto it and end up ripping it.

>>4944389
>>4944387
Makes sense. Thanks for clarifying.

>>4944377
Another tale of my brother ata con. My brother is an aspie, but hes not a weebo and he knows what 'space' is.
>17, dressed as Kabuto fromNaruto
>goes to Narutard shoot
>setting is near a pool
>hes the onlymale at the shoot
>take pics with some weebo crossplayers
>an Orochimaru pushes him in to the pool and others follow
>brother gets out of the pool, is soaking wet
>i ask what happened, all he says is
>If you wanted to go to the aquarium, there are some whales dancing in the pool...

>>4944337
>>4944331
>>4944330
>>4944322
>>4944321
google ARM BITE MARK you DUMB FUCKING NEWFAGS

and have you forgotten the disclaimer?

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.

>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact."

>>4944407
Your brother is awesome.

>>4944407
this one is of my baby brother
>Baby brother is 2, has blue eyes and blonde hair
>make him a half-assed Vash cosplay
>people want to just take him home hes so cute
>he wonders in to some shoots a few times by mistake, people laugh and take his pic
>all seems to be going well,
>cons are like Disney World to him
>He needs to have his diaper changed
>take him in to bathroom and start to clean him up
>weebos ask if they can take a pic me changing chibi Vash
>one weebo even says Vash has a cute baby winky
BITCH I WILL CUT YOU! ITS NOT OKAY TO TAKE A PIC OF MY 2YEAR OLD BROTHER WHILE IM CHANGING HIM! and WHY ARE YOU CHECKING OUT A BABY'S PENIS?!

>>4944429
>>4944429
Baby brother as Vash

>>4944424
Why so mad? It's still a pretty damn good story and the bite mark is realistic, even if they did use Google to get it.


A+ story Anon!

>>4944436
give that kid some hair gel next time

>>4944305
Jegus dick I was enjoying the story until I saw that shitty fake bitemark. HUMAN TEETH DON'T WORK LIKE THAT. Even when you draw blood, there isn't that 'ripped' look.

>>4944436
Was that at Katsucon in 2008 I think? The hotel that had that one long hallway and the really big white staircase outside in the back?

>>4944442
he did have some, but after running around for a few hours it got all messy, this was 4 years ago, hes 6 now.......and his mother now gives him haircuts....
(hes my step brother)

>>4944448
Nope, it was Katsu 07. I thought the layout of that hotel was pretty nice

>>4944436
oh my goodness gracious so adorable

>>4944451
I was one year off but I was there and I think I remember walking by you two at one point but I honestly don't remember much from that convention. Nothing ruins your memory worse than five hours of sleep the whole weekend and surviving off cookies and hotel water.

Never. Again.

>>4944462
Im not the wolfwood,lol.
Hey...the rules of con
>atleast 1 shower a day
>atleast 2 meals a day
>atleast 6 hours of sleep

i request a fakegay story. with rape and stuff.

>>4944471
Nono, I know you're not him. I meant, I vaguely remember seeing your brother since you don't usually see little kids in costume so yeah, you were going to be with him where ever he went so I just tossed in the "you two" part.
Yeah, I'm way better at the con rules now but at the time that was my first convention out of state and we had a big suite filled with ten other people and I only knew two so I got too scared to sleep in there and only went in to change and shower. I mostly spent the con by myself and wandered to anime showings at night. Ended up having a drunk creeper that way and then came home and realized my stalker from another convention had seen me post on Coscom about going and had followed me there.

Overall, Katsucon 07 was probably the worst convention I'd ever gone to aside from having fun at the Jrock photoshoots.

>>4944305
That's gnarly

>Wandering con floor to check out everything
>In Zorua cosplay with plushie on my hip
>Large hambeast Axel who has groped my friend at a previous con comes up to me
>"Aw you look so cute" Starts petting my zorua plushie
>"Are you too hot? Oh you're sweating!"
>She's talking to the plushie
>Hurry back to hotel room and change
Didn't see her rest of weekend, but it was still enough for me to not wear my favorite cosplay of the 3 I had for the weekend

/r/ing Hambeast Prime. I love that one and I always forget to save it...

So I've posted this story maybe once before. How I had an underaged stalker follow me to a convention without my knowledge because she saw me post that I was going on a cosplay site.

Well, I had long since forgotten her name and most of the details so I did some probing and found posts on a forum that she and I had swapped and I found her old cosplay account. I'm trying my hardest to see if I can dig up some of the private messages she sent me about stalking me and such and if I can find some, I'll type up the story and add some pictures once I block out info like her name and my name.

Wish me luck!

Bump, also does anyone have Hambeastacolapsye?

Oh my God, I’m procrastinating so much that I’m considering typing out the epic tale of BananaBreadchan.

Firstly, some background info.

>Beginning of my sophomore in highschool. About mid October.

I meet some new people and they introduce me to anime. One, (a total hetaliatard, but also incredibly sweet) who has been to Otakon suggests that me all go next summer. Everyone agrees.

Enter Breadchan. A freshman. She has also been to Otakon, but not with Hetaliachan. No one had ever been to a con with her before, so we had no idea the shitstorm that was coming.

Cont.

Pic related, this is her from the previous year.
DAT WIG.

>>4944877

The first telling sign was when she showed up, drunk, to a Halloween Party in nothing but a Hamtaro Kigurumi. Yes, dear readers, I had the pleasure of watching her throw up on the side of the road in a glorified babby’s first fursuit.

>Fast- forward to February

We had all been hanging out together pretty regularly, and as the year progressed, we found that Breadchan’s hygiene began to severally deteriorate. She had somehow picked up a drinking and smoking (pot & tobacco) habit and had also gained some “bicurious” tendencies. (Not bashing bisexuals, just saying that this girl was obviously faking it.) We deduced that this behavior was just to impress us older kids, but frankly, we were disgusted by her very existence.

She was the kind of person who burped as often and as loud as she possibly could.

One day, Hetaliachan brought up the fact that we should start thinking about Otakon.

Collectively, we realized that, oh shit, we still had to share a room with this chick.

Cont.

>>4944886
>July

Room assignments were such:
We had two rooms. All together, we were a group of eight, so four in each room.

Yes, dear readers, I ended up with Breadchan.

The night before we left, my group was supposed to meet up at my house. Breadchan showed up two hours early with a suitcase that had nothing but:
>Shitty Misty Closet Cosplay
>Vintage Gasmask
>Rubber Horsehead Mask
>A loaf of Banana Bread

And so, Breadchan was set for the weekend.
She also had acquired BRIGHT NEON red hair, because she was cosplaying Misty and didn’t want to wear a wig. I asked her how long it had been like this:

>”About two weeks”
>”How do you keep it so bright?”
>”I haven’t actually washed it yet!”

Cont.

>>4944903
ewww dats nasty

>>4944903

>At Otakon

Day one went pretty well. We showed up in the morning and met up with the other group, and we all went our separate ways. Not much happened. That night, we were all getting ready for bed, and I see Breadchan pop out of the bathroom with a white hotel towel.

>”Guys, this towel is for my hair, okay? Don’t use it!”

Turns out that she was just rubbing the grease off of her hair with the towel, leaving godawful red stains behind. She kept leaving the fucking thing around the hotel room so we’d have to look at it. We also noticed that she wouldn't eat anything except her gnarly loaf of banana bread. After the first night, it was totally mangled and crumbs had gotten in fucking everything, even our wigs.

Day two: Con was fine, Breadchan was off doing something or other with some other friends that she knew. Apparently.

We all decide to go out to dinner and try and text her to find out where she went

>”I’m with some friends, I think I’ll eat with them.”
>”Okay, well be sure to meet up with us after so we can get a cab back to the hotel together.”

Afterwards…

>”Breadchan? Where are you?
>”Still with friends, I think I’ll stay at their hotel tonight”
>”WTF? What friends?”
>”Just some people I know. Don’t worry.”

Keep in mind that she is 15 and in fucking BALTIMORE. We eventually got her to come back to us, and spent the cab ride home sobbing about how mean we are. Awkward.

We should have ditched her, but we guessed that we'd be the ones responsible if she ended up dead in some back alley
Cont.

>>4944938

>Next day.

Breadchan disappears immediately. We are all extremely pissed at her, so we don’t muchly care. Con ends, and it’s time to go back home.

>”Breadchan, where are you?”
>”With friends. It’s okay, you can leave without me, they will give me a ride home”

Again. She’s 15. In Baltimore. With “friends”.
She refused to answer any of our texts, so eventually we called her parents, told them the situation, made them drive all the way there for them to deal with her themselves.

Fucking Breadchan. Not the most horrifying, but definitely annoying. All at my first con too.

>>4944938
>>4944947
Holy shit, man the fuck up. So much whining.

>Horror of any type!
Oh really?

>A few close friends throw a big Halloween costume party, it's the first year I have time off to go.
>They know I'm a furry, though I keep it to myself and they're cool with it. They found out halfway through constructing my first fursuit.
>The suit took 2 years to complete due to lack in free time and trying to save up for good materials.
>Finally a chance to wear it, debuting at their party, they think it's awesome.
>Get to the party early to help set up, I plan on getting into costume later.
>People start showing up, the party gets roaring after an hour, dinner is served and I help clear dishes before getting into costume.
>Change into suit, it's a rabbit suit, mostly realistic, in a chocolate brown.
>Party down, my friends are raving over the suit, they think it's adorable. Other guests are friendly about it, petting the ears and joking around.
>An hour and a half passes, people are getting drunker and riled up.
>Drunk guy crashes into me, looks me over then laughs hard. 'Lookit tha faggit furzy fag'. (Seriously, that's how he said it.)
>Two other guys come over, start shoving me and chanting 'faggot' over and over. I tell them to stop, being drunk myself it's very disorienting.
>Get punched in the gut, then the head before being shoved hard to the ground.
>Try to get up, one of them sits on me, I can hear them laughing and talking to each other, but I'm too shaken up to understand it.
>My suit legs suddenly got really hot. Someone screams, and I'm being beaten furiously about the legs and lower back.
>They set my suit on fire, thinking it would be hilarious. Turns out they were party crashers there for free booze.
>They left the party in the fuss to put my costume out, my costume was partially ruined. In anger I destroyed the rest of it and threw it out.

>>4944996
I'm not a fan of furrys but um wow. Were you okay? That's some sort of hate crime.

I hate part crashers too. I was drunk and on shrooms at a party in a city I didn't know very well with friends, and some crashers came in and started messing with me. Threw milk on me and tried to beat me up. Luckily the guy whose party I was at happened to be a junior hockey player, and of course his mates were all there. Crashers got their justice with hockey sticks.

Definitely not as bad as a lot of these, but
>be in ninth grade
>get first boyfriend
>He's a creepy closet furry, but that's not the story
>one day i'm sitting eating lunch alone (i was mostly friends with seniors, and they had all gone off campus for lunch
>rather small mousy girl I've never seen before comes up, hands me some papers
>says "these are for you" and scurries off
>they're all really badly drawn porn of me and boyfriend
>anatomy is terrible, and for some reason in all of them my dick is tiny and i'm crying

>>4945057
Yeah, I got a heat rash and some bruises but overall I was fine thanks to people putting the fire out quickly.
The fur went quick, the fabric held up better so there weren't any completely burned through spots.

>>4945166
>>4944996
I'm no fan of furries, but I did have to make a mascot costume for my local kids team and I just... can't imagine it going up in flame on the first night. I spent so much money making it and that fucking foam to get a round baseball head was fucking hell. And ventilation made no fucking sense and I got so many electric burns testing it... Did you at least get a picture of it? I'd feel bad if I spent two years and ass loads of money on something with no proof it existed.

>>4945191
Nope. I didn't care to take progress pics and by the time I got into costume it was too dark at the party to get decent pictures due to it's dark color.
I don't think I'll make another. It was too expensive and too time consuming so I'll stick to regular costumes.

>>4945221
That's so sad. I can respect the amount of work that goes into that sort of thing. The mascot suit was only fleece, and was basically a head, gloves and shoes. I can't imagine going through the whole suit with padding and moving parts and whatnot. And the up-legs, digitigrade? It seems like so much work. Did those guys even get in any trouble? Setting a person on fire is still arson, and can get people locked up for a long time here in California.

I fucking love this story, if just for the way it's written.

Hilarious.

1/2

>>4945070
>anatomy is terrible, and for some reason in all of them my dick is tiny and i'm crying

made my night

>>4945253

>>4945234
No one got a decent enough look at them, no one knew who they were and they split when a bunch of people jumped to put me out. Turns out several people had complained about them and were trying to find out who brought them before the incident. Afterwards while everyone milled around it was figured that they were crashers. It was a pretty big party, indoor/outdoor and close to 200 people all in costumes, so crashing wouldn't have been hard.
If someone had known or caught them, they would be sitting in jail for 'assault with intent to do great bodily harm', maybe even attempted murder.

>>4945269
That sucks 100 times over. The majority of /cgl/ dislikes furries, but almost none of the would actually want to see one hurt and definitely not killed. Sorry for your loss anon, as I"m sure it was an expensive investment emotionally and financially.

>>4945280
I expected some kind of backlash or rude commentary, but not to that extent.
I was very depressed for months afterward, but I have worked past it with the help of my friends. I can understand hate and disgust for furries. There are some nasty, delusional people in the fandom, which is why in general I keep my interests to myself. I can't understand hating something so much you would set someone on fire.
I don't think they had the intent of killing me. They were very drunk and horsing around, they probably thought it would make a small flame and be no big deal. I've seen idiots do shit like that while drunk before, setting a friends pants on fire, shooting bottle rockets at each other, etc. Faux Fur is highly flammable, a lot of people neglect to think about that, so it burned fairly quickly. They panicked at either the people that noticed moving to put me out, or at the fact that the fur took so quickly that they didn't want to get in trouble.
I still hold anger about it, but that's to be expected for having my property ruined and putting my life in danger over stupid shit.

>>4945328
Still... just... wow. I mad, they should've had some retribution.

Oh speaking of party crashers, that reminds me of a story. You should also know that this story occurred in Texas.

>Friend decides to throw con party at her house since she lives close to the con and we don't have to worry about hotel staff
>After about an hour, party gets huge
>Everyone's having fun in their cosplays, no big deal
>Some assholes show up and start drinking all the booze and fucking shit up
>Friend seriously cannot control her anger when she sees someone ruining costumes
>Tells them to stop and get out
>One of the guys throws his drink at her, the rest start laughing
>Friend looks at me and says she'll be back
>Start freaking out because I know exactly what's about to happen because it's happened before
>Hide under couch
>Friend comes back with gun, shoots at the party crashers
>It hits one of them in the leg, nothing TOO serious, but the guy just got shot
>They freak out and run the fuck out of there
>Being native Texans, most everyone in the party resumed normal activity after the incident

I later learned that she could legally have killed them if she wanted to.

>>4945462

>>4945462
>I later learned that she could legally have killed them if she wanted to.

Texas sounds awesome. So does your friend.

/r/ing bloody miku

>>4945462
That is wow!
What parts of Texas?

>>4945462
Well damn, I guess it's time to move to Texas.

>>4945462
>drunk guys do drunk stuff
>fucking SHOOT at them
Oh man

>>4945704
It's pretty nice here.

>>4945894
Well they WERE uninvited and they were fucking shit up, too. Never mess with a Texas gal. She'll shoot your dick off.

>>4945462
Now that is hardcore awesome right there. Guy totally deserved it if he was ass enough to step into her home uninvited, refuse to leave, then insult her by tossing his drink in her face.

>>4945462
Definitely stabbed a guy in my house before. It's good recreation actually.

>>4945894
>drunk guys crash party
>destroy shit
>throw drink in host's face when she asks them to leave
>HOMGS WHY I GET IN TROUBLES?!?!?!?!?

Actions have consequences. Better that she shoot one of those assholes than be the typical /cgl/ passive-aggressive wallflower and let them ruin shit.

>>4945984
actions have consequences but there is such a thing as a proportionate response, it's a pretty big leap from drunk shenanigans to use of deadly force and I don't know who told you that was legal but it isn't, even in texas and even under the castle doctrine.

>>4946105

All that being said, I'm no expert in legal matters, but I'm pretty sure people are allowed to use force to remove people who unlawfully enter
their property and don't leave after being ordered.

Mind, I don't think you're allowed to kill them but considering the guys wouldn't leave she was probably within her rights to us her gun,
though again I'm not particularly knowledgeable
about this sort of thing so I might be wrong.

>>4944158

i am slightly turned on and now i feel bad. i would have called the police on pete

>>4946122
Try Arizona then.
We have an even stronger castle doctrine than Texas. If a person in your home fails to leave when told to, they're an intruder, and we DO allow positive defense of our homes here. They removed the "requirement to retreat" a few year back.

>>4946158
You still need to have a legitimate belief that your life was being threatened, the legal standard for this is based on the "reasonable belief" standard

>>4944138
In OP's picture, considering the guy in the Pikachu suit is Japanese and lives in Japan, he just seems a bit out of place on it?

>>4945253
>>4945262
>>4945462

Fake.

>>4944996

Got what you deserved. Yiff in hell, furfag.

Eh... fuck it, I'm going to tell you a story about my younger cousin who would have been at least 9-10 at the time of this incident. What I should clarify first is that my cousins have had a rough couple of years, mostly at the hands of their father. I'd normally hear the stories from my mum who would have been told by my grandma, but generally the stories weren't very good, and some were even downright bizarre as my aunt struggled to put up with her drug-addicted husband. The final straw that made her leave him was when the kids found a topless, drug-addled woman under one of their beds that their father had been having an affair with. Yeah... equal parts crazy and horrifying. Gonna green text now since this is the start of the story.


>2009. Death Note had begun to air on local tv - this was a little while after my aunt left her husband. My cousins (who I shall refer to as G for the older and L for the younger) had to look after themselves a couple nights a week now. G, after learning about anime from me, started watching Death Note. L often joined her.
>Before this G and my aunt had become rather irresponsible when it came to looking after L. They let her watch and read a lot of stuff I often thought to be age inappropriate. L started reading G's Twilight collection for one - although that's less age inappropriate and just bad taste in general. Compared to how strict my aunt and her husband had been to the kids previously this was quite a turnaround. They hadn't even let the kids read Harry Potter before this happened.

>>4946301
>got what you deserved

I really don't know how you could say someone deserved to be set on fire. Yes they were in a fursuit but it's not like fursuits are made to be fireproof.

>>4946319
>L's behaviour became increasingly hard to deal with after the breakup. My grandma and my aunt's friends had a terrible time trying to cope, especially when it came to saying "no" or sending her into time-out. L actually started ringing the police. She also started refusing to eat anything healthy as well.
>It came to a point that anyone looking after L would have to hide any phones in the house so she couldn't prank call the police, who were increasingly getting irritated as you can imagine. L was being a spoiled and uncontrollable brat of the worst kind.
>After G and L started to watch Death Note, L started getting a bit strange. So when the phones were taken away and L was left with no way of "punishing" people, she took to other methods.
>Annual family get-together. I learnt there that the word "punishment" was exactly what it meant. L kept a little diary where she recorded all that happened to her, except she only ever recorded one thing - who had wronged her. I discovered this from G after I had been asked to put all the kids' chocolates away so they wouldn't overload on sugar. L went crazy when she found me, yelling at me before I picked her up and placed her outside the room (she was a skinny beanpole of a kid, but her bad eating habits made it worse). Later on I saw her writing in her diary and glaring at me so G informed me about it.

>>4946340
>L had become a little obsessed with Death Note during her time watching it, to quite an unhealthy point. That diary turned out to be her own personal Death Note where she wrote down how she wanted people to die. Yeah, die.
>At the same time of this family get-together (before I travelled down to join everyone), my other uncle and his family was visiting from the US. They brought their own two kids with them, P and J. P was around L's age and also something of a brat. Although P and L had gotten on fine in the past, things swung around this time. My uncle's family was quite a bit richer than the rest of us and P and J had gotten quite a collection of fancy toys. P decided her time was best spent showing off to L and teasing her about not having a father. Despite being disciplined for how she was acting, P was stubborn and L was also stubborn enough to keep going back for more.
>Things reached boiling point a couple days after I arrived. L told P about her Death Note and how she was going to get punished for what she did. P got back at her by stealing it and hiding somewhere. L went nuts and there was a fight. I had to help restrain her and got bitten on the hand for my efforts.

>>4946362
>The next day I went to go meet some friends and go into the city so I wasn't there when it happened, but when I returned home half the family was gone. They'd taken P to the hospital to get stitches because L had fucking pushed her off a wall for not returning her diary. Luckily it wasn't very high, but P had cracked her forehead open and there was blood all over the place in the garden. She turned out to be fine, just needed stitches.

My aunt took L back home straight away after she had a fight with my uncle about it. She finally decided to get L some counselling to help her deal with her issues, which seems to have helped seeing as I've seen her again in the time since. At least she gave up on the Death Note thing. She's still a brat (and P is too from what I've heard although they haven't visited since the incident), but I hope she'll get over it as she grows up. The only thing now is that my uncle and my aunt haven't really made up over the whole incident, and I'm not sure if they ever will which sucks. Seriously though, fucking hell. A Death Note of all things...

>>4945494
should i post the manga too?

>>4946392
There's a manga?? Yes please!

1/5

2/5

>>4945070

OMG scan them and show us.

3/5

4/5

5/5

I feel like I'm better off staying inside and never interacting with anime fans ever.

But KAWAII KAWAII EAT MY PUSSY-U

>>4944158
my little sister is schizophrenic and this made me bawl my eyes out. I hate humans sometimes

I wonder if anime fans make up a large amount of mental patients.

>>4946459
Hope you got an abortion, fucking hate teenagers with no REAL proper job or money having kids when they're kids themself and to stupid to use a condom

>>4946475
I would probably feel for you if you weren't just a dumb fuck.

Alright, not posting anymore, and gonna delete those posts. Long story short, Ashley tried to steal Sophia at one point when she was four months old, took her from my home while I was sleeping and when I called the cops on her tried to say the baby was hers and that we were a couple.

>>4946492
That's what happens when you're so beta you can't even tell a girl off and instead pretend along happily like you're lovers.

>>4946492
Did she get charged?
I hope she isn't giving you shit anymore.

This one is about a close relative (my cousin)

Their family isn't particularly reputable, or particularly nice. She came from a family of a single father who liked to get drunk with strange men and had been often times thought to be a closet homo. She also had an older and a younger brother. The older of which would spend his time playing video games and the young of which I wasn't aware of his activities. I would just watch the older one play his games a lot.
So my cousin (Maggie) gained an interest in anime around the time that I was in high school. She was a few years younger. When this all started I was in sophomore and she was in eighth.
I always would notice odd things about Maggie. She was the type who would stare at you for long periods of time. Copy you because she tought you were "NYAA SO COOL!" (In eight grade she wasn't as big of a weeb to use Kawaii...yet) and she would punch you when she was mad and pout until you hugged her, which then she would smile a very annoying smile and make a high pitched squeal kind of noise.
She would also spend days upon days at my house. Her father had a thing for not coming home for a night or so, so she had a fear of the dark, and she claimed that her brother didn't listen to her. So she would come over. My mom would allow it. But the days would go by and she wouldn't leave for weeks until we drove her back. In those weeks she liked to not take showers.
So that was maggie in eighth grade, it didn't change when she got into ninth grade. She chose the same high school I attended, and it got worse from there.

I was still in a weeb-ish phase, I liked yaoi. So of course my cousin would like what I liked. She began to utter phrases like “that’s so kawaii!” “ne, onegai don’t be so mean!” and things of that nature. I didn’t see the problem with it because I used the word Kawaii too… just not as much as she did. She also began to DRAW the yaoi. And kept an open folder with her in class. I found her to be an annoyance.
>Skip a 2 months
Remember that open folder?
She ended up being caught two months later by her English teacher, her parent later found out. Though of course disciplinary action was never taken and she continued to do it. Her behavior continued to get worse. The pictures, which were horrible and anatomically incorrect, would get more lascivious and lewd as the months progressed. I wasn’t sure if it was because of her dad or the lack of attention.
It was also at this point that she began to take an interest in men and women. It was awkward seeing as she was in the same group of friends as me. Her way of flirting was very happy and bubbly. It seemed that her philosophy on flirting was the happier, the more love she would receive. It was also quite awkward because she would also do it with me.

>>4946497
F5

also way to bitch at the chinese pregnant girl, i was enjoying that story, and as she said she wasn't that dumb, shit like that happens and she dealth with it pretty good.

>Skip to senior year
Senior year is when shit went down.
I decided that cosplay was something I wanted to do. I wanted to go to a convention! So fuck, Maggie was going to go too. She had decided by now that she was bi, and that she really LOVED her cousin! And that she wished we were both boys so we could have penis’s and fuck each other’s bumholes!
I unfortunately still had to go home with her, still had to be at home with her, and still had to deal with her because she was part of my family. And she still didn’t shower.
So, when this local con came around, I gathered a group of my friends, and Maggie, to go and book a hotel just so we didn’t have to drive back and forth. I had matured a bit in anime. But since it was my first time cosplaying I wanted something easy so ended up doing Rukia from Bleach. I wasn’t sure what Maggie was going to do, I expected something yaoi related so I felt relatively safe.

>>4946505
>she wasn't that dumb
Bisexual weeb group where everyone fucked everyone? Check.
Tailing along a girl who thought they were in a relationship and obviously not doing anything about it? Check.
Fucking some dude with obvious personality problems 4 weeks into the relationship and not expecting anything bad to happen? Check.
From the sound of it not even using one bit of protection against pregnancy? Check.
Keeping a kid at age 17? Check.
Still letting the girl who thought they were in a relationship over and still not doing anything about it? Check.
Still letting her get in in after more than a year to be able to easily kidnap a kid as I doubt she's a massive thieving mastermind? Check.

Diagnosis is in, this girl is a dumb ass!

The sad thing is that a lot of girls would probably do this. That ashley chick gave her support when no one else would so there was some co-dependancy.

>>4946500
>Skip to the con
We get to the hotel, check in, and go to drop off our shit. It’s a small room, two
fullsized beds but we were poor high school students, andI loved the fact that we had a room!
Maggie began to unpack her small objects as did everyone else. And we began to enjoy the con.
Everything was cool. On the second day, one day before the con ends, I decide to go to the room a little early, around six pm because I was a bit tired, I had been running around like an idiot making friends and having fun.
I lie down kind of half ass on the bed and closed my eyes. I hear the door open and don’t bother to open my eyes, the only people who have the key cards are my friends.
I feel a heavy weight on me all of a sudden and a weird breath brushes over my face and I almost bolt upward. WTF!?
It’s MAGGIE!

“Hi there anon” She grinned down at me, she’s dressed as fucking Orihime, even though her boobs are a C cup.
I look back up and ask her what the fuck she’s doing.
“Well, you didn’t cosplay a boy!” She looks totally hurt. “ So I had to cosplay a girl for us to be together!”
There was some very odd logic in that. She was not heavy but I then realized that she had me pinned.
I ordered her to let me go, though of course she didn’t listen. Maggie had the stupid advantage of having leverage. “Silly! You have to call me Orihime! Tsk~ I have to punish you.” The next thing I know I feel a wet set of chapped lips on mine and I jumped, or tried to. The odd jerkings of my body flung her off enough for me get away as she sat tearing up on the floor.
For the rest of the con I slept between my two friends. And when we got home I spoke to my mother about Maggie’s mental condition, I showed her the yaoi folder she had and I was lucky that she believed my almost unbelievable story.
No she wasn’t commited, she is receiving therapy. I don’t know if she’s recovering since my mom won’t let her near the house. I’m glad. I don’t want to get raped by my cousin. But it hasn’t deterred me from cons since this was a family affair.

>>4946492

why did you delete them? it was a good story.

>>4946492
fucked who capped this

>>4946525
I'm not going to post my story being insulted every single time, that would be stupid c:

>>4946525
people were bitching at her, but ya know if she had a caring family who could help and she could still go through uni, school and shit you know her fucking choice end of the day .. and I suppose gets the kid part of life out the way ..

Good luck single mom asian girl.

>>4946521

are you male or female?

>>4946528

you must be new here....

still /r/ing for some fanfiction guys

>>4946533
You have an inability to read.

She is female.

>>4946492
I probably wouldn't have kept the baby if it was me, but good luck to you and the little one.

At least once in each Horror Stories thread, an anon will stop writing their story halfway through because they can't handle negative feedback.

So to the anons who write these stories,
I don't care if you're a dumbass or a genius.
FINISH YOUR FUCKING STORIES.

Seriously, you're killing me here.

>>4946405
>>4946410
>>4946413
>>4946414
>>4946415

I wish all horror stories came in this form

>>4946545
>>4946545
>>4946545
>>4946545
>>4946545
>>4946545
>>4946545
>>4946545
>>4946545
>>4946545
>>4946545
>>4946545
>>4946545

I crave more of your horror!

>>4946558
This is glorious. Tragic, but glorious

>>4946826
Here anon, pump yourself up to finish the cleaning. It will help vent out some anger and you know your roomie will not clean it if she hasn't already: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ioE_O7Lm0I4

Then, go to Michaels (take a coupon, seriously will help).. get some ultra fine glitter, put it in said roomie's shampoo.. then go eat cookies in her bed while you wait for the magic to happen.

>>4946853
Did I give you the impression she washes?

>>4946826

Step 1) Get a big cardboard box
Step 2) Put all used crocks and stuff in to box
Step 3) Get another big box
Step 4) Put all foodstuffs in to box
Step 5) Mark both boxes with housemate's name
Step 6) Put both boxes outside
Step 7) Repeat steps 1-6 until housemate throws inevitable shitfit in this event move on to step 8

Step 8) "When you stop acting like an animal, and start acting like a human, I'll stop regarding your belongings as those of an animal's and stop putting them outside"

This has worked for me at several shared houses and university dorms. The trick is the MOMENT the habit begins to form again, straight back to step 1.

>>4946898
haha good advice, she's come home and cleaned her shit up though because i made her. I use the 'tell the lanlord' threat.

>>4946861
Damn, so much for a small hoping faith in humanity.

>>4946826
>Tesco everything.
Hello UK person, I wonder if we know the same weeby Emily?

>>4947176
Tesco isn't just a UK thing anymore.

>>4947176
if you're down south, quite possibly~

>>4947268
...How far South are we talking?

>>4947268
southampton. I swear every anime fan/weeb lives here man.

kongregate.com/games/Leviathan278/never-mind-v0-1

>>4947277
FUCKING AGREED. Also everyone who went to brockenhurst college was a retarded weeb, and everyone who goes to Sound Circus. Apart from PH and Felix of course, they cool they cool.

>>4947277
>>4947324
yeaah, southampton seems to make up a large ammount of the cosplaying population in the uk. It's sort of awesome to see them in town and stuff, but sort of not at the same time? Depends how good or bad they are, most I've met are good but good God you do get retards down here.

>>4947346
I visit Southampton all the time and I've not once seen a cosplayer, only 'Hot Topic Goths' (I suppose they should be called Blue Banana Goths over here). Where do they gather?

>>4947277
>>4947324
>>4947346
>>4947418

You know why tho, right?

Forbidden Planet.

>>4946319
>>4946340
>>4946362
>>4946368

wtf did I just read? It's probably fake but it's just so bizarre.

>>4947324
What is this, I don't even...

>>4944329
>>4944242
Are you from the East Coast?

>>4947324
I knew you were cool, Alejandro.

>>4947268
>>4947251

Eeep Tesco is taking over the world :/
Nope I'm up north...Fuck there's two of them...

>>4946829
>>4946826
What a disgusting pig.
Like seriously, who makes that much of a mess in two days.
Fucking nasty, just plain fucking nasty.

>>4947990
Yes, why?

>>4947990
OH SNAP
>its Jay

>>4947990
>>4944242
Jay and Anon reunited?!

>>4946572
Is there any more to this one?

up

>>4948915
Where is the reeeeeeest?

My god.

>>4946105
Actually, she was in the right and the Castle Doctrine did apply to her. It followed all of the conditions and Texas has a "Stand you ground" law. The only one that may be challenged would be "The occupant(s) of the home must reasonably believe that the intruder intends to inflict serious bodily harm or death upon an occupant of the home", but considering the burnt furry story, it's easy to clear that one.

Never enter a home uninvited in Texas.

I've told most of this one before, but there's a bit of an update to the end.
>Friends with girl at college, she's nice and we like a lot of the same stuff
>We giggle over boys together, have a good time in each other's company
>Her boyfriend dumps her, she starts clinging to me, eventually confesses her love for me
>I turn her down as nice as I can, because I'm happy with my boyfriend
>Continues to constantly confess to me, so I finally tell her that I can't marry another girl, I'm already married to my favorite female anime character (lame, I know, but I was grasping at straws)
>Somehow this works and she's pretty quiet for a number of months
>At the next convention we are both going to, she shows up dressed as my favorite female anime character and proposes to me
>What the—… don't know how to act
>Play along, then tell her I appreciate the thought
>I guess she finally figured I would never leave my BF for her, so she stops chasing me...
>…and instead starts going after my cat, asking if she can marry him (and I guess then be part of my family?)

>At last con we went to together, we were in the same hotel room and she got back late one night
>Everyone else was asleep and the only bed in the room was occupied by two people
>She thought I was in there, so she climbed in a snuggled
>Turns out it was a friend who actually does look quite a bit like me and her boyfriend, I was sleeping on the floor

She's a nice person, but I'm always on guard around her, because I never know what she'll do next.

bump

bump for more votes on archival.

cgl is really lacking on chanarchive

Don't die thread!

>>4954314
That's a cute story, but fuck no I wouldn't want to deal with all that.

>>4953759
>...but considering the burnt furry story...
I'll fess up.
>>4944996
>>4945166
>>4945221
>>4945269
>>4945328
Fake. Every last bit of it. All pulled out of thin air.
There was no chocolate brown, semi realistic rabbit fursuit. No Halloween party. No drunken party crashers lighting people on fire.
I thought the lack of evidence would get people to call it fake, but I guess it's just realistic enough to be believed.

Why did I make it up? Well having my costume ruined by jackasses is a genuine fear of mine, and there's this:
>Fictional or real accounts, let us hear them!
Fiction was permitted so I rolled with it.

Haven't seen this posted before.

>>4944305
>my bite pic.jpg
>various reverse image search results
suuure, that's you, and not some random pic from google.

>>4958309
>>4944305
http://favim.com/orig/201105/01/Favim.com-30997.jpg

>have a story I've posted before
>while it weirded me out, it's still quite tame in comparison to these ones here

DAT FEEL

Are we out of stories for now?

>>4961551
Yes ... the internet is now completely empty.

... I am certain some English Lit Fag will give us a brilliant story soon enough.

The first time I met Ariel, yes that was her birth given name she had stupid and ridiculous redneck parents, I had noticed her in our college library. She sat with coffee reading manga with two friends who were working, and I wondered about making friends with her for a while. That first day I saw her, within a minute of watching her for just a moment, observing her, she sneezed all over her coffee. She just wiped it and drank from it, so I recoiled and left.

>A week passed, I noticed her in my extra life drawing class, she drew the figures unrealistically as anime characters, and as I spent time with her only in class with minimal talking for weeks, I began to hate her.
>Soon enough I wanted to get close to her just to see what other aspects of her life are pathetic.
>I left hints, I would read manga in front of her, switched to an anime shoulder bag of mine.
>She finally snapped when I, god forbid, read a yaoi manga in front of her.
>Being male, it shocked and surprised her, every fetish of hers kicked in as I predicted and she ran to me after class, arm suddenly around mine, loudly expressing how cool I was to like yaoi, loudly asking about my sexuality.

Now, to explain to all of you the type of female I am, I’m not that nice. I’m sour and jealous and if anything I could be a horror story, I manipulate people very well to get what I want. Right now, I wanted Ariel, just to observe her wild and pathetic behaviour, I was studying classical art and psychology, art was just for fun, psychology was my main course, so this girl began to fascinate me as you could imagine, but there was something else too.

>>4961591
You have my attention. Please continue.

>>4961591

Robin. Robin was a girl who appeared a boy, very much so. She had very short hair, shaved behind her ear, and always wore things similar to the Mori Girl style, I loved her instantly and I was obsessed. It was painful that she didn’t notice my interest; she was in love with literature and art. Which made me more obsessed with her, and when I found she was interested in cosplay and Mori Girl style I decided I would have her as my own.

I formed a plan to use Ariel to my advantage to get to Robin. See, I told you I wasn’t a nice person.
>Within a month Ariel was obsessed with me.
>I was her ‘seme’ because of my clear personality ‘disorder’.
>I was calm constantly, flat toned and very serious, the complete opposite to her childlike ways.
>Part of me at one point wanted to raise Ariel, she was a psychological experiment to me, I let the few just as messed up and intrigued friends in my class know what I was doing.
>I can tell you her behaviour in such detail, because I wrote it down. I studied her.
>At the same time, I pursued Robin, she was gentle and shy and our personalities matched by being alike and different.
>We spoke quietly in life drawing, the only class I shared with her, yet also shared with Ariel.
>My plan worked well, Ariel grew instantly jealous when I would move nearer to Robin and talk with her deeply the whole time in hushed whispers. She and I loved the cultured world, and I knew she wanted me too. I’m very full of myself, yes, but she looked at me intensely, wished to draw me, spoke of our similar interests and how fabulous it was.
>While Ariel watched from the right of me, trying to cut in when she could, though her voice was so loud she would only be able to talk in our breaks, before and after class, trying to touch me and hang off my arm constantly in front of Robin.

>>4961595
My thoughts exactly... most of the time am just like .. do not care if real .. it is interesting.

>>4961591
>type of female I am
>being male

err?

>>4961591
>Being male, it shocked and surprised her,
>the type of female I am

Oh come on. At least TRY.

>>4946405
>>4946410
>>4946413
>>4946414
>>4946415

I don't want to cosplay Kaito anymore...

>>4961600
My mistake, I am female, I meant to put 'being masculine'.

>I thought of myself as a Mother with a child who has ADHD and abandonment issues.
>The main behaviour of hers expressing jealousy amused me to no end, picture this:
I would move behind Robin’s shoulder as she drew, and whisper heatedly about her impressive work, slyly move to point over her shoulder to the parts of her work I loved most deeply, the detail of the womans breasts, her waist and figure. While doing this Ariel would stare at me, heart broken, and then draw on my own work, or pretend to cry, she would utter a ‘neko noise’ and say that I was ignoring her, abusing her. Every single time.

From the notes I made at the time, I quote myself (I was partly using her as an example of a certain diagnosis of behaviour in class, I wasn’t that obsessed, though I suppose it was a secret game of mine)
“Ariel sat on my lap today, I told her she was too heavy for me to be comfortable and made her move and sit besides me, she screamed out me in the middle of the coffee shop we were in, that Robin had sat on my lap once, so why couldn’t she? She showed total disregard to what I was saying. She is on a very childlike reading level, I must say things at least three times for it to sink in, and even then she disregards it. How she is at university I do not know.”

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i love psychology stories. more like this /cgl/!

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But now don’t feel sorry for her, I haven’t described her that well. She was 22, I was 21. She was overweight and complained about this, yet ate pocky all the time, six or so boxes a day because ‘they weren’t that much’. She would touch everybody, especially me her love interest, inappropriately, often trying to unzip my trousers or get inside my shirt to touch my breasts. She talked of ‘boy sex’ and yaoi often, wishing she was ‘an uke boy’ and swore to me, who she thought of as a boy anyway with my short hair and love for women, that she had ‘Gender confusion’, when I corrected her *Gender Dysphoria she used that word a lot. She was your classic Otaku, and had previously stalked somebody she still spoke about often, so do not feel sorry for her.

Anyway, it was around this point I got together with Robin, we were fucking, not dating. It was winter now, we had a coffee and art romance. Though I disliked my body as most females do, she perceived me as perfect, and often drew me. She had a collection of drawing of me, naked of course, rolled up at her residence and mine, both in different buildings. It was now Ariel began to act too severe for me to handle any longer. I was cruel, and it was my mistake to be so careless, I thought her behaviour type would not take in ‘NO’ unless I said it harshly and seriously, not gently.

It was when she spoke of her longing to be a boy to fuck other boys, that I decided to end our strange friendship, and also because she was bugging me to go to a convention with Robin and I. Enough was enough, I had lost interest in her. In the middle of the library where talking was allowed, I spoke up in a flat tone as usual, serious but smirking, I had longed to say this for a while.

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>”You do not have gender dysphoria, you perceive ‘uke boys’ to be perfect, which you as everyone strives to be. Your personality disorder is that you can’t stand yourself, you have such a deep self loathing that you wish to be somebody different, it’s why you become obsessed with people and copy them, just as you did with that poor other girl, and now me. You don’t want a sex change, you just want to change in general, but you never will because you’re impatient and do not seem to be able to learn.”
Or something like that. However she surprised me, she had a little break down and flipped the library table, knocking my luckily cold coffee all over me. I left her in that state, though she shortly got thrown out on a ‘third warning’, who knows what the other two were.

I should have known that I would have to let her down easily, but I didn’t have the patience to break only a friendship off that way. It was my mistake, and she grew angry and obsessed with me, it also didn’t help we still shared a single class. Her hatred for me turned to Robin shortly after we began to date openly. At one point Robin and I were in the park on the campus sitting at a bench in the snow, enjoying the view of white grass. Ariel passed us by and walked back to us, she muttered something underneath her scarf. I didn’t hear it, and told her this, so she screamed ‘I hope you’re happy without me!’ and ran off. Robin was scared of her, but I was amused. However, her obsessions grew worse.

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>I began getting phone calls from her, at first I answered and listened to her whining suicidal.
>I advised her that if she really wanted to kill herself, not to call me and drag me into it.
>It was now I began giving her proper advice on how to be what society deems normal, and more mature.
>”SO I CAN JUST BE LIKE ROBIN-SAMAAA? IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT ME TO BE?”
>I would hang up when she got ridiculous. I avoided her in class, sat away from her, but she still thought we were ‘friends because I would answer her when she spoke to me.
>Phone calls got more and more and at erratic times such as 6 AM, 1 AM.
>I began to tell her not to call, and ignored them, so then she would send texts.
>Her usual irrational thought lead her to text nasty things of despising me at one point, but then saying sorry and that she loved me *oh* so much.
>At one point I spoke with her in person after class telling her that she did not love me, she was just obsessed. I told her she didn’t even know me, got into her head again and told her how her behaviour really is, but she didn’t say anything, just tried to hug and touch me.
By now I was annoyed, and so was Robin who she always tried to third-wheel when we tolerated or awkwardly saw her in town and she tagged along.

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One time, when I was expecting Robin at my door late at night, I opened it to find Ariel. She pushed me so hard to get in that I fell over, she then closed the door and got on top of me. I’m strong, but she was so heavy that I could not get out from under her. As she got touchy and ripped my shirt a bit, I punched her in the face, dislodging a tooth that bled, and she cried and scarpered off me. I then grabbed my mobile and bluffed calling the police, so she left quickly, and avoided me like wild fire from then on. I had never been touched so violently before, for the first time I felt something in my gut, not fear or adrenaline but anxiety, I grew stressed with her because she was unpredictable in her behaviour. Robin came and calmed me down, but I decided to quit life drawing class, I was only taking it for fun but Robin had to take it.

One class without me and shit kicked off. Straight after her class ended, I was waiting outside to walk her back, and she ran into my arms, crying. Her dress was covered in a dark brown stain, her beautiful and very expensive Mori dress. She also had a mark on her lip. I knew instantly what had happened, keeping my eyes peeled for the ugly sight of Ariel, but she never showed, and Robin explained she had been kicked out of class, and it was her last warning to be kicked out of uni. She had first poured brown ink on Robin and faked it as an accident, but then pushed an easel onto her, hitting her in the face, and so got reported and kicked out. I wanted to murder her, but in a way this was a good thing: no more Ariel, she would be out of our lives.

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Yo, fellow Psych student here.
Are you aware that you show moderate signs of narcissism?

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We were wrong. We still saw her around, though differently this time. In the library we saw her but she was asked to leave, as she had her student ID taken from her. It was amusing, seeing her fat jealous face wrinkle up in rage, watching Robin and I and not being able to come near us. The texting popped up again, only vicious things about Robin and how I should be with Ariel not her, then perverse things about my nipples which she had seen once as I got changed stupidly in front of her. She tried to tempt me to responding with role play texts, saying what she would do to me or in a threesome with me and Robin, it was rather disturbing. The final drama came from her stalking too.

I had put on facebook, where I had removed her but obviously my things were still viewable through friends which we had in common. I updated that Robin and I were going to a lake for a romantic ice skating session, a place nobody else knew of which would be lovely. For the first hour it was. We lay on the ice watching the white sky that threatened to snow, we had a freezing picnic, and took pictures of the local deer that approached the far edge of the lake, licking the ice for a drink. The whole time Ariel had been watching us without either of us knowing. She had followed my car there, I roughly remember the motorcycle bike behind us but didn’t know it was Ariel’s and it veered off when we pulled in.

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I'm aware, I'm borderline anti social personality disorder and my Mother thought I was a sociopath at one point but obviously I have feelings.

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There was a patch of Ice that was thin, I pulled robin away from it when she got too near and explained we should avoid it, so we did and it was fine, but then we hear footsteps. And smashing, loud noises. We skated back to the edge and saw Ariel beating the shit out of my car with a huge thick fallen branch; she had wrecked half of the windscreen. I yelled at her but we backed off when she ran to us with the branch, onto the ice. We easily skated away from her but she kept approaching. I tried to calm her with a few soft talking techniques but she was seeing red, seeing Robin. She sipped and shakily walked toward us still, calmer now I had been speaking to her, fake kindness. She was crying pathetically and threatening to ‘kill us’. Robin got scared and skated off, thinking she could skate around the edge of the lake and back to the car to get our phones and call the police. It was in between getting Ariel to back off and leave and watching Robin that it happened, she fell right through the patch of thin of ice.

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This is why you don't play Poke the Weeaboo.

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Knowing she had forced robin back and to avoid her, Ariel knew it was her fault, she dropped the branch and slipped and slid back to where my car was as I sped to Robin, careful to stop where the ice was thin. She had only been in the ice water a few seconds but her skin was almost blue, I screamed across the frozen lake to call an ambulance, but heard the bike start up and Ariel was leaving.

The only thing I could do to also not fall in was guide Robin to force herself to swim to the side of the lake where I pulled her out. She was stiff and shaking, it was honestly the most frightening moment of my life seeing her like that, she was so thin I was sure she would die in my arms. I carried her across the lake back to our car but I couldn’t drive it to get her to a hospital. I got in, turned the heater on and wrapped robin in our picnic blanket and the extra clothes in my car, held her on my lap with her shaking hands inside my shirt and called for an ambulance. It was ten minutes or so on the icey roads before they got to us. Robin was freezing but still very with it, though hardly able to talk with shaking so much. They rushed her to hospital and I rode with them.

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I assure you Robin was okay, though she stayed in hospital for a week with the threat of hypothermia and a nasty chest infection that could turn into pneumonia, but she was okay. I said we were life partners to let me stay with her, though the nurses knew we were only dating, I slept by her or with her all week, most of the time sleeping on the chair besides her using my coat as a pillow or blanket. But before that, police came to ask me what happened, and helped me arrange to get my car towed from the lake. I reported Ariel that she had scared Robin onto the dangerous patch of ice, but they could do nothing about that as it was an accident, my car however. I didn’t have a licence plate, or somehow a second name for Ariel, no address and the university wouldn’t give it out, not even to the police! It was a joke at the time, but all they could do was tell me to file for a restraining order and report her number against it whenever she text, if she did again.

They were pretty useless, to be honest. I filed for the restraining order but through a friend of Ariel’s I heard she was afraid to get arrested and finally moved out of student residence, having been kicked out of university anyway, and moved back in with her parents within the week Robin was in hospital. I have literally never seen her again, she disappeared off the face of the earth and I’m guessing she lived very far away originally. Either way, though she was amusing to begin with, I’m glad she’s out of our lives. It isn’t a very justified end to the story, but that’s what you get for playing with fire.

>>4961591
>Being male,
>Now, to explain to all of you the type of female I am

So, are you male or female?

Autophagia is a case in which one is compelled to inflict pain upon oneself by biting and/or devouring portions of one's body.

^- tempted to write a psychology based weebfic to do with this condition. Anyone interested?

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you, read this
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Moron.

>>4961650
interested! can it be two boys? I find the male ones more shocking...

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interested.

>>4961652

OP is the moron for not editing her post.

bump

>>4961680
tell me, how do you edit posts on 4chan?

I have a story but I'm not sure if I want to post it or not. This creeper guy and I were in a sort-of relationship, I put up with him and his crazy/mean ways because I didn't want to be alone, but eventually I tried to kill myself because of how he treated me, but I'm the stupid one for being niave enough to stay and let it continue, though I did try and leave him at one point. I'll post if nobody takes the piss.

>>4961752
The only people who will make fun of you will be the trolls, ignore them and the rest will show support.

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youre on an anonymous board. noone knows who you are. if anyone talks crap just ignore them they are being trolls.

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etc.

I'm a 19 year old male /fit/izen, who only comes hear to read and laugh at weaboo horror stories, and I can honestly say that you are my hero.

How are you liking psychology? I'm studying it at the moment, though I'm focusing more on psychophysics and perception.

this has to be a repost

Can anybody repost the story about the rapist who believed that girls had holes in their nipples you could have intercourse with and that you could fit a melon inside of them for pleasure.
Please.

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I also demand the rest of this!

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I've got it, just a sec while I find it...

1/2

2/2

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If you're gonna make something up, the least you can do is TRY.

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>go to only one con.
>be alone
>spend the rest of the con in a corner and only go to one panel
>see Cosplay Chess
>guy in a Urahara costume from cosplay chess give me a donut
>never see him again...
>have not been to a con since 2007

>>4961942
.....what?
Why the hell would you go to a con alone?
Why is this a horror story?

>>4961942
that's not a horror story unless there was something disturbing about said doughnut. That's just kind of weird if he was all "here stranger, have a doughnut!"

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Woman of Steel. Manly tear. That's a hard bitch right there.

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If you were a good psych student you'd already know it was a fake story.

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I got a pass from a former student who couldn't go so I decided to go and try to conquer my being anti social.

didn't work. Oh well.

I was working as a cart chef at a semilocal convention. So I'm in a happi coat, paper hat, apron and shorts.

I forgot is was also my weekend to baby sit my brothers kid.

Being a quick thinking maverick I buy a gold/yellow pacifier and dye his hair teal with kool aid.

Instant Baby Beel from Beelzebub.

So he's all of 18 months and very social. So the rule is if I can see him he can wander that far.

First day was amazing. I'm doing the best business because everyone wants to see this kid.

Second day is slower but he had fun because an entire Beelzebub troop wandered up and did a small shoot with him.

The last day was were the horror that was a 300 pound teen age girl in a mumu comes up and orders a lot of food. That's cool. she starts complaining that due to her condition she cannot convincingly cosplay.

I let it pass. this happens a lot.

But I see that my nephew is pulling at his diaper. I saw just after this lady well hit the restroom.

But then the lady goes " Beel hates having a diaper. Let me get that off for you"

Cue

> "Bitch I'll cut you with a sushi knife"

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Did she actually grab your nephew and try to take him to the bathroom with her? Little confused.

Here's mine.

> Have work trip, leave my 18-month old with my sister in law.
> Come back from trip
> Baby's hair is teal
(Just giving you a hard time. It sounded adorable.)

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No she didn't try to abduct him as strip him down in the middle of the action alley.

I may have over reacted but having worked twelve hour days at a convention kinda leaves me with twisted nerves by day three and four.