I picked up this story from /cgl/ too so might as well share I suppose.

/cgl/ has a horrible userbase. Its worse than /v/.

Then you're reminded that /cgl/ is full of not only 3D pig digusting, but fat, 3Dpigs who diet on nothing but ramune, pocky, and whatever other japanese confection shit they can find.

Seriously /cgl/ is a hole even by 3D standards

>>49244770
That is sick. Even guys aren't that sick.

Why are 3d girls so icky?

>>49245096
This isn't even the worst part. I wished I would have capped some of the other thread.

>>49245021
+camwhores and tripfags

inb4 butthurt landwhales try to justify their subpar hygiene.

Smileys, smileys everywhere. /cgl/ - Tripfags and /f/ridays. You here, Blue?

Oh god. I'm female and that made me want to vomit. Damn, that really is pig disgusting, I'm glad I'm not a lesbian because I don't ever want to get near one of those nightmares.

>>49244770
>vaginal smegma

Nope. Nope nope nope.

>>49244939

>and then she tackles me again, this time to the floor and shoves her tongue down my throat

wut

>/cgl/ actually /a/'s mortal enemy since they try to turn perfect 2d into 3d

quoting an anon from a previous thread

Well to be fair girls on /cgl/ are on another level of sluttiness and grossness entirely.

Thank you OP

As for /cgl/, burn it down along with their crusty slutbutt userbase

>>49245302
Unfortunately, it's normal, but damn. If you're showering every day you shouldn't be able to DIG IT OUT, for fuck's sake. And suddenly, my desire for dinner is gone.

>>49244770
This really lets you know what kind of trash fangirls are. Male anime fans might be smelly basement dwellers sometimes, but that's only because they're not trying to get a date. However, IF they do want to find a girlfriend, they accept the fact that they have to groom themselves and look attractive.

Landwhale fangirls, on the other hand, are just

>MY SMEGMA AND NIPPLE HAIR MAKE ME BEAUTIFUL AND IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE THAT THEN I'M JUST TOO MUCH WOMAN FOR YOU

>>49245340
This makes so much sense.

>>49245191

It's humans in general. Not just women.

>>49245365

i lol'd

I'm pretty sure there's something wrong with these girls, both mentally and physically.

I mean, yeah, girls are humans and humans are always disgusting but damn...this is just unhygienic.

>>49245405
Anyone who's cleaned public restrooms knows you're wrong.

Women are a hundred times more disgusting than men. They'll do things you wouldn't even imagine.

>>49245365
>it's normal
That's disgusting. Even if I don't show for a few days, I still get barely any smegma under my foreskin.

I almost tempted to link this thread to /cgl/ to see what they have to say for themselves

but no i dont want that mucus all over my precious /a/

this thread actually made me physically ill. Only a little but still...

And this confirms my homosexuality.

JESUS CHRIST VAGINAS AAAAAH

>>49245435
Tell me more

>>49245440

That's what they were saying though. It's normal for everyone, but if you're showering daily you should not notice it at all. Hell, even if you're showering every other day there shouldn't be that much, what the fuck is wrong with these girls and their nasty crusty vaginas. The only reason you should have that much of it is if you have some kind of disease.

This ruins my perception of what it would be like if I became the little girl.
I'm upset now.

>>49245440
>he still has a foreskin

>>49245365
Sudddenly i am reminded of this gif. If you are planning on eating something then don't look at this.

Bitches and whores. And tripfags from /f/it.

>Vaginal crust

>>49244770
lol.
I'm male and I have the hairy nipple and snail trail like one of those women.

I browse both. That thread was disgusting even for me. Girls are gross.
Then again so are boys. Eww everyone has cooties.

Napalm thread? Napalm thread?

>>49244939

One part of my brain is telling me to call bullshit on this story, that no one can actually act like that, but another part is saying not to completely discredit it, that some people are that mentally unfit to function in society.

>>49245440
Have you ever seen a vagina? It's a mucus membrane in there, bro, plus lots of folds. Penises are a lot more dry. Like I said, I'm glad I'm not a lesbian. Do not want.

>>49245552
>I browse both
Get the fuck out.

I honestly don't know HOW /cgl/ manages to be full of "mean girls" and highschool type drama on a website that otherwise scares women away with misogyny.

Why did I read that?

>this thread

Fucking disgusting, the lot of em.

>>49244939
>wiccan
oh wow

I just don't even.

>my face when I'm eating and see this thread

>>49245531
Fucking down

can we just stop using the word "smegma", jesus fuck

>>49245593
Because Cosplay and Lolita hobbies are full, FULL of backhanded no-spine bitches who just want to bitch about other people that get more attention to them. /cgl/ being an anonymous board makes it the perfect place for that.

>>49245506
Men's restrooms are usually fairly clean. You go in, you do the usual, you get out.

Women's restrooms are a crime scene. These women shit on the floor, on the toilet seat, on the toilet handle. Bloody tampons get thrown on the floor and into the toilet. They'll touch the wall and door handle with feces covered hands, smearing it all over. And these aren't random occurrences, either. It's like that all the time.

Oh, and women don't give a crap if a bathroom is closed. Even if you barricade the doorway and put up five signs that say "cleaning in progress", they'll walk right in and take a huge dump. Guys never did that - not once.

>>49245440
19 years and I've never had any of that.

You would not believe how cleanly I am.

God fucking damn it. And I thought /v/ was the most pathetic place on 4chan next to /soc/ and formerly /r9k/. This is like 1000000000 times worse. I think I have to vomit now.

>>49245531

>>49245654

being a janitor is suffering.

>>49245654
I feel so sorry for you.

I never go to /cgl/ because I believe all those girls try to hard to look attractive. Unlike me, I am just beautiful because what all the guys say to me. But them, they are the creepy girl that I used to trick into thinking they're popular and then crush their fat dreams.

This is why I prefer lolis, all this puberty shit makes girls crazy.

It's days like these that I am glad to have a penis.

>>49244770
really fucking gross and I think these girls might have some sort of mental disorder.

>>49245531
I just ate a plate full of tacquitos from Costco. Fuck you, man.

>meta threads

Meta threads are even worse than 3D, cancer.

>>49245654
>Men's restrooms are usually fairly clean

Oh come on. What glorious paradise do you live in for this to be a reality?

>>49245654
I always wonder how young ladies can be so disgusting. Like a freaking zoo.

OH GOD DON'T GOOGLE SMEGMA

>>49245654
Whoa there. I feel sorry for you. What the shit, I thought women would at least do their stuff there correctly

>>49245727

Ohio.

>>49245435
Tell us more.

>>49245727

Someone other than school and home, obviously.

>>49245718
Hey don't blame me. I spoilered and make my warning before hand.

>>49245435
THIS. When I did janitor duties when I worked at target. I HATED THE WOMENS BATHROOM. One time there was literally shit on the walls and on the floor. And you would barricade the door with your washing cart, they would push it out of the way.

>>49245729

no dignity left, i guess.

>>49245755
Rollin' for Giorno.

Why can't people just practice proper hygiene etiquette?

>mfw i get turned on reading stuff like that
i want to fuck every single of those women

>>49245727
OK, at worst, you'll have to clean a small amount of feces off the toilet seat in the men's restroom. That's bad, but it's about what you go in expecting. Men don't take dumps on the floor or fling it around, though. They don't hover over the toilet and just let loose with two pounds of diarrhea they'd been saving up.

>>49245803
Guy from Assassin's Creed is fine too I guess.

>>49245654
Yeah right. I understand that stuff happens but theres no way it would only happen in women's bathroom and not men's. For the most part women TRY to not be disgusting.

>>49245751
>Doesn't know what smegma is
Must be underaged

>>49245755

79 plox

also, 54 is epic

>>49245837

female detected. your ass has never had to clean bathrooms.

>>49245859
>rolling
>plox
>epic
get out

>>49245751
>OH GOD DON'T GOOGLE SMEGMA

Try image search

>>49245727

They are fairly clean compared to women's restrooms. I had a coworker who had to clean out the bathroom in a warehouse, she had some horrorstories about it. Blood, feces, boogers, everything everywhere.

They just don't care. Women only think about the number one 24/7.

>>49245859
>plox
>epic
Kill yourself, worthless piece of shit.

>>49245800
>>49245654
Ok i am lost. Be it women or men, what kind of people smear feces over a wall?

>>49245810

low self esteem + erection =

Jesus fucking christ, as soon as I hit puberty at 12 I shaved everywhere. These filthly lesbians.. I wish I was 7 again. Simple times. You didnt have to shower.

This makes me glad I don't have a vagina.
Being able to orgasm multiple times would be nice, though.

>>49245837
The only time I've seen shit outside a toilet in a men's washroom was in elementary school.

>>49245837
I'm telling you you're wrong, man. They make no effort to keep from being disgusting - at least not in public restrooms. It's apparently "anything goes" time in there for them.

If you don't believe me then go see for yourself. But anyone else who's worked cleaning toilets will tell you the same thing.

Why the fuck did I read this thread while eating? My Mac 'n' cheese gone sour, FUCK

>>49245654
Well...I'll let you know that there are a few of us that don't do that shit. It's just rude and inconsiderate of others that need to use the stalls and the janitorial staff that has to clean up after wards.

>>49245946

>that feel when women are disgusting, horrible creatures but you're not gay

>>49245821
I think I laughed a little too hard.

>thread
>this is why 2d>>>>>>>>>>>3d even in ages past

/cgl/ can be okay.

>this thread
My mind opened

>>49245917
>Wipe your ass
>Realize you have shit on your hand
>Wipe it off on the wall out of habit.

>>49245926
>>49245931
I've never once seen shit or anything that disgusting in a women's restroom.

>>49245917
>Be it women or men, what kind of people smear feces over a wall?
I've asked myself that question so many times. I came to the conclusion that some people must clean themselves with their fingers, then use that same hand to touch everything around them for some reason.

>>49245922
>as soon as I hit puberty at 12 I shaved everywhere
Same here. To this day I keep at least 95% of the hair on my body on top of my head only.

>>49245837
I've had to clean the women's restroom once at work. There was shit all over the toilet seat, I was extremely pissed and told them I would never clean it again. Shit was disgusting.

>>49245891
Oh my god that sub is twice the size of a normal head.

>>49245531

OH MY GOD

the fuck do you find this

>>49245871

My family took up a contract at our local interstate rest-area a long time ago. Some of the shit I saw there I'll never forget.

The worst the male bathrooms ever got were from pure accidents. Men who held it too long and regretted it. It was either that, or some ass of a little kid decided it was play time. Either way, it didn't compare to the womens bathrooms.

What this guy is saying is /true/. It's fucking disgusting. We had to replace whole toilet paper rolls daily because they would fucking--and I SHIT YOU NOT--PISS ON THE FUCKING ROLLS. And this wasn't a one time occurrence. Every other fucking day.

Aside from that, TAMPONS. TAMPONS EVERYWHERE. Blood. Shit. Everything. Girls just did not FUCKING CARE, one bit.

There was only one group worse than women, and that was fucking truckers.

You ever had to pick up a salad bowl full of shit sitting in the sun? No? Go fuck yourself, you don't know shit about animu

>>49245974

'The scroll was better'

>>49245986
>Wipe it off on the wall out of habit
How the hell do you even get that habit?

>>49245986
>not getting more paper and cleaning hand with it
Women logic at best.
>>49246005
>Leave without washing hands
>Go back to eat with you on the restaurant, asking for a piece of your meat
Sometimes my sisters and even my mother don't fucking flush the toilet after using it nor wash their hands

mother of god

>>49245991

Because someone has to clean it. I think JANITORS have a plethora of experience more than someone who goes to one bathroom, one time.

When I was a kid I'd sometimes smear chocolate on stall walls so people would think it was shit. I wanted to troll but was too much of a pussy to actually rub my turds around

This thread just makes me sick.

Please continue

>>49246040
>PISS ON THE FUCKING ROLLS

>>49246095
>women don't wash their hands

I've noticed this far too fucking often.

the shit in this thread is fucking hilarious, jesus christ this is disgusting

>>49246040

>PISS ON THE FUCKING ROLLS

What the fuck is wrong with people

Most of the girls in my high school thought it would be funny if they would take laxatives and clog all of the female toilets so everyone would have to share the same bathrooms as a prank. Who thinks of something like that?

>>49246040
>PISS ON THE FUCKING ROLLS. And this wasn't a one time occurrence. Every other fucking day.

I don't get it.. Do some women get off on it? Being nasty knowing that someone else will serve them and clean it up? I'd really appreciate a passing femanon to answer.

I don't know about you guys, but I think this thread is absolutely hilarious.
>Rubbing shit on the wall out of habit
Oh god, why?

>>49246040
Goddamn, now I'm just sure they ALL are trying to troll the janitors. No woman could be that retarded unless it was on purpose.

Most tampons can be flushed down the toilet pretty easily. If they can't, there's the trash can. There's literally no excuse for them to be laying around.

I am sooo-o-o glad to have a penis now. And I think this thread just made me gay.

I always piss and shit on the floor in public bathrooms, isn't that normal?

>>49246040
Oh man, that's vile.

I've heard some pretty bad stories about truckers too, mostly about rest stop prostitutes and such. Then there's the whole peeing in bottles and throwing them on the side of the road.

>>49245650
This. For the love of god, THIS. Had a friend in high school who was really crusty (dry hands, dry face, dry body) and was always peeling. Was a nasty mother fucker, I talked to him outta pity and the day he started discussing his smegma issues to me was the day I beat the shit out of him and was sent home with a week suspension.

Also, what the fuck is with women? I remember being a young boy and constantly being taken into the womens bathroom with my mom and dear lord, what that janitor said was true. The shit you would not believe, feces fucking everywhere, looks as though a god damn ape ran in there and had a blast. Piss all over the floor/seats, numerous used tampons, bloody or not, the shit's a fucking horror scene... unfortunately i'll be stuck with those fucking images in my head until I die. Die mom, you fucking disgusting cunt!

>Movie theater bathroom
>Bloody pad sittin in men's urinal
>Scarred for life

>>49246040
>PISS ON THE FUCKING ROLLS

Okay, what the fuck? Is this some kind of penis envy of something? sticking a roll to their vagina and think as if it is a penis?

Femanon here, I once shat on the floor of a public bathroom since the toilet seat was too dirty for me to sit on. Then there wasn't any toilet paper so I just used my panties to wipe my shit up then I left it on the toilet seat.

I'm so sorry!

This thread is disgusting... But I can't... stop... reading.

>>49246158
If you're just peeing, that's no big deal unless you're in a public bathroom. If you use a few sheets of toilet paper there's literally no contact with anything except the toilet paper and your pants, which should be clean.

I have no idea what the fuck kind of "women" do that kind of disgusting shit in bathrooms though. There are plenty of us who have never, ever done anything like that...I'm assuming some of these people, like the poop smearers, are actually mentally ill, or possibly on drugs. I can't fathom doing that kind of nasty shit knowing someone else is going to have to clean up after you.

>>49246315
I hope you're joking

>My little sister can't be this disgusting.
>Takes dumps bigger than mine and doesn't flush.
>Leaves bloody tampons in the toilet and farts like its nothing, laughs about it, too.
>Her face when.

>>49246288
>looks as though a god damn ape ran in there and had a blast.

Thank you anon for the laughs this has given me.

>>49246315
You should be apologizing to the janitors, not us.

>>49246315
I wish you would die. Just put some toilet paper down on the seat or fucking deal with it.
You are subhuman.

>>49246331
>>49246331
>>49246331

>>49246315
Define "too dirty".

Oh my God I'm never going to ever have sex willingly. This is beyond disturbing.

Relevant

check /d/ sometime... you will see how much better 2D is!

>>49246363
I wish I was, I was 15 at the time and I still feel sick when I think about it.

This thread just makes me feel guilty about being a woman ;_;

>>49246040
>What this guy is saying is /true/. It's fucking disgusting. We had to replace whole toilet paper rolls daily because they would fucking--and I SHIT YOU NOT--PISS ON THE FUCKING ROLLS. And this wasn't a one time occurrence. Every other fucking day.

Why?

>>49245821
Maybe it's a game of accuracy.

>>49246315
I lol'd. Hoping this is parody.

Women should read "From Uretics to Uremics."
Aware of it or not, us men really do follow urinal etiquette. I've yet to experience an unpleasant visit to a urinal. At worse, it's a little unsanitary, but nothing too bad.

This thread is disgusting and hilarious at the same time.

Now I will associate /cgl/ with shit, feces, smegma and fucking pissing on rolls. Great job.

>>49246040
>PISS ON THE FUCKING ROLLS
Seriously, does it hurt THAT MUCH to sit on a toilet seat? I've sat on plenty of toilet seats, and its not like I got aids off of that shit!
And if they're so paranoid, why not just wipe the damn seat with the toilet paper?!
Fucking women...If I somehow end up falling for 3dpd one day, I pray to GOD she has some common sense!

>>49246386
>Define "too dirty".
I can't remember, I was pretty tipsy at the time.

>be 8 years old
>need to pee really badly in a mall
>go in mens washroom
>all urinals taken, go to toilet stall
>open door, big motherfucking steaming pile of shit next to the toilet, literally. they weren't logs, it was just a pile of pure shit
>close stall
>leave and go home

>>49246315
Where is the logic in that? You can't sit on the toilet so you shit on the shit and ruin a pair of panties?
The hell is wrong with you?

>>49246461

I used to have a friend that would pee on my shower curtain.

I don't know why. I can't tell you why. Even after people told him to stop, he still did it.

What would possess someone to do that?

I don't understand it. I just don't get it. Often times he would get a lot of urine in the tub. My sister told me a few times about how she accidentally bathed in it because she didn't look in the bath tub before filling it up with water.

I have honestly never encountered feces or tampons in any public bathroom, ever. The worst I've seen is piss on the seat or an unflushed toilet. What the fuck kind of bathrooms are you guys cleaning?

>>49246461
>>49246486

NOPE.

>>49246486
Good Lord, what's with the prolapsed anus?

Who the fuck cares about how dirty a fucking public bathroom is.

>My /a/ can't be this autistic

>Live with three women (mother, older and younger sister)
>hair always in the sink
>blood and shit always in the toilet
>bathroom always smells like ejaculate
>shower always smells like pee

>>49246507

This, holy fuck. I've been in tons of girl's bathrooms throughout my life and none of them had ever had any of this crap in them. I'd like to know where all of these insane girl's bathrooms where chicks piss on toilet paper rolls are.

Ask /jp/ if they agree that /cgl/ is filled with filthy whores.

>>49246531
>I can't read.
it's okay man

>>49246551
>hair always in the sink
>shower always smells like pee
Fucking this here! And they still ask if it was "me" who did it

>>49246551
Oh god, this.
>Shower drain and sink get clogged every couple months because of loose hair
>Floor is dirty as fuck.
So glad I finally live in a house with my own bathroom.

>>49246497

My brother used to do that. When he tripped and landed in his own piss, he stopped doing it.

>>49246598
I also get that shit.
>My hair isn't even that long
>They still blame me for it anyways

One of these days i'm just going to shave my head to spite them.

>>49246243
I...I really don't know, man.

Hell, I can't really explain why anybody would deface a public bathroom like that. It's probably because they know they can get away with it and piss off those of us who would like to have nice, clean restrooms.

>>49244770
>girls with snail trails
whycan'tiholdallthisvomit.jpg

>>49245755

I remember the first time I saw 00, that Morrigan cosplayer managed to make 3D not pig disgusting for a little while.

>>49246590
>>49246507
Can't speak for others in this thread, but I cleaned department store toilets for a year.

>>49246443
>Tipsy
>15
Slut.

>>49246551
>blood and shit always in the toilet
Always. ALWAYS.

I have four older sisters. There was ALWAYS blood and shit in the toilet.

Then there's the smell. I can't describe it. It was awful.

Hey if they call us neckbeard losers then why are they trying to dress up as our waifus?

>>49246629

The freedom you feel of having a shaved head is amazing.

This thread makes me feel dirty. I just took a shower but by God I'm going to take another one. Then I'm going curl up in my bed and cry. Hopefully I'll be dead by tomorrow. I don't want to live on his planet anymore.

Meanwhile at /cgl/

>>>/cgl/4450469

>>49246675
To get with the 20 normalfags who visit this site

>>49246497

To be fair I've been cumming into my shower and not giving a fuck for months now, but it's been broken for a while and nobody ever used it anyway. I doubt anyone will ever notice until I move out.

>>49246679
Oh the towel, and
>dat wind

>>49246675

refer to >>49245340

Worst I've done was at a music festival when I was 17 and drunk as hell. I shit my pants (Only time I've done it since I was a toddler I assure you, no idea what the fuck caused it, I just went to fart and more than just gas came out)

Anyway, I got into one of the porta-shitters and removed pantsu and itwasfuckingeverywhere. In staggered efforts to clean up, I left the walls a mess of shitty handprints and a couple of wet chunks of turd on the floor then got the fuck out of there.

None of my friends ever knew either. And I'd been hanging around with them for at least 10 minutes with shitty pants because I wasn't sure if I'd shit myself or not at first, and felt that sticking my hand down to check was a bad achoice in case it came up brown. It was a good call

>>49246675
Liking animu doesn't mean they like neckbeards.

>>49246665
>loose hair clusters all over the soap and shampoo
>red blots on toiler seat
>>49246665

>>49246716
That is really disgusting.

>>49246704
Funny thing is, they act superior meanwhile we have solid proof about their disgusting habits.

Just look at OP.

I always clean up after myself and try to be at least relatively clean...
I'm sorry that most girls are disgusting slobs, but it can't be helped.

>>49246551
That's disgusting. Luckily my mom and older sister are really clean.

This thread thoroughly disgusted me and I might just be asexual now.

Also after reading it all I suddenly got the urge for the banana pudding in my fridge.

What the fuck man.

>>49246551
>blood and shit always in the toilet

I once had to go to the bathroom. Like really bad. So I went in, pissed and shit. But there was already pissed and blood and shit in the toilet. So it was like different smells canoodling. It was awful and I'm about to vomit just remembering it.

>>49246724

Indeed. I've had my hair all the way down to the middle of my back (washing it was a bitch but i'm glad I had very straight hair) and even though it blew gloriously in the wind, when my head had no hair, the wind felt the best then.

All you have to do it put a bit of toilet paper on the seat.. What the actual fuck is wrong with americans

>snail trail

Fucking stomachbeards.

>>49246769
I've been reading their backlashes, just surprised the trail of oestrogen fuel hatred on their posts.
Hey I'm a neckbeard but I groom time to time and keep my hygiene, its not that hard really.

Bitches and Whales man.

>>49246739
I can't believe I actually put up with that for most of my life.

The hair was really awful as well. It was on EVERYTHING. Every meal I ate contained hair. Everything I used contained hair. I've owned dogs that shed less hair than that. I could roll a pine tree around my house and still have less pine needles littering the place than I had hair at that time.

>>49246881
The majority of us are fat, inconsiderate idiots.

>>49246551

You forgot

>soap smells weird and it has curly hair on it

Use a fucking cloth, goddamn.

>Imrinfected telling stories

Always guaranteed to be a fun thread. Tell me more.

>>49246759

It's not as bad as it sounds, there is no odor and it's somehow satisfying. Like a small project that you don't spend a lot on or worry about but it still makes you feel good to put a little work in on it.

>>49246679
not him, but I'm doing this for summer. Gotta remember to use sunscreen every day.

I've had the same haircut for 10 years now, time to mix it up.

>>49246936
Are you saying the majority of women are fat?

>>49247015
No. Americans.

>>49246881
>>49246881
Seriously. The seat covers are there for a reason.

>This fucking thread.
This world needs another world war.

>>49245533

>tyler reaction images on /a/

fuck yeah

Growing up my mom would rarely clean up after herself, the most common thing she'd do was bleed all over the seat and leave it. When I'd go to take a shit I'd have to spend a good 10 minutes scrubbing the seat and eventually just said fuck it and started to shit while squatting on the toilet seat to avoid it. Anyone else ever have this fucked up problem?

>>49246551
>>49246665
I live with my three sisters and mother.

If we had only one bathroom, it would not be a pretty sight. While there is no shit for the most part, I still fucking see those tampons and pads with blood in the trash bag. And it wouldn't be so bad if they actually took out the trash when it was full. But NOPE, gotta pile it on so much that even trying to take the trash out the can would mean you touch some grade A period blood.

And my cousin is staying with us, so I now see fucking hair in the toilet.

If one of my sisters wasn't a clean freak, I'd probably see worse. Bless her heart.

>>49246957
I was in Walmart one day. I had to use the bathroom.

Typically I always strictly follow a rule I have which states that I can only use the bathroom in my home. However, this was a dire situation. It really snuck up on me.

I went into the bathroom, and headed straight for a stall. I don't like using the urinals because some guy always looks over. Everyone knows that you always take the urinal furthest away from the other man. It's an unspoken law.

Another unspoken law would be "Do not piss on toilet seats" but of course, laws are made to be broken. When I was about to open the stall, a man stepped out. I let him pass. I can still remember the look on his face. He looked very eager to leave. I was naive to not realize it sooner.

I approached the toilet in that stall to find the seat covered in a dark yellow liquid. Of course, I still really needed to go to the bathroom but in order to do so I would have had to lift the toilet seat up. That would have meant touching the urine. I took a heap of toilet paper and raised the lid but because of my hesitation it slipped out and came slamming down. The urine splattered onto me.

I no longer wanted to use the bathroom. I still needed to, but I decided to hold it. Even if my kidneys burst. Although they didn't, I can't say in full honesty that I walked out of that store without losing something dear to me. More accurately you could say I gained something that I'll never be rid of: a memory. A terrible memory.

>>49247234

Or forced hygiene protocols and forced dietary habits.

>>49247292

You poor soul.

Why are people so disgusting? It isn't hard to fucking clean yourself.

Here's a nice gem for discussion:

Portable toilets.

I have more bad, disgusting memories involving those than any man should.

People seriously will shit all over in them. Any place where they can manage, they'll do it. They even seem to pick up their food-baby and move it. I once saw a portable toilet that had shit smeared all over the toilet seat. A very deliberate act that left the culprit brown-handed. Don't forget about the piss everywhere, either.

>>49247577
You mean a fucking diaper?

>>49246855
My mother NEVER flushes the toilet. It bothers me a lot, and it's really embarrassing when I come over and bring a guest with me. I pray that she's actually flushed the toilet. She actually scolded me about how I was 'wasting water' by flushing and washing my hands afterwards and said "If it's yellow, let it mellow." What the FUCK mom

Her old toilet ended up getting really gross and broken, and the plaster on the inside of the bowl peeled off because she let it rot there for a good week or so. She had to buy a new one.

This was pretty much my reaction to the entire thing. I'm SO glad I don't live with her anymore.

>>49247234

Anyone sane with a reasonable hatred for their peers can see that it's coming.

-Worldwide financial crisis? Check.
-Mulitple powerful countries being slowly but surely forced into a dead end? Check.
-New powers rising, taking parts of the already small cake? Check.
-Inter-cultural/religious tensions being at an all-time high? Check.

>>49245821
>Men don't take dumps on the floor or fling it around, though.
That is complete and udder horse shit.

I feel sorry for the janitor guys
>>>/cgl/4450469#4450722

>>49247701
this! motherfuckingly this!

I've been saying this for a long while... no one listens...

>>49247770
>udder

>>49247770
I thought that too until I had to clean toilets. Men aren't as bad as you'd think.

OP here

Man did this turn into a shitstorm, no pun intended. Since its on autosage, I think I'm going to share one of my bathroom horror story.

About 3 years ago, I spent a whole day at the mall with my buds. Looking back, it was probably a bad idea eating that huge condensed milk covered cinnamon roll, followed by a few slices of pizza but anyways, I digress.

It was almost time for us to leave and we made our way to check out the gym equipment at the malls fitness store. Just then, I had to take the biggest shit of my life. I quickly went to their bathroom, and found all of the stalls to be filled almost to the brim with shit.

All except one flushed. After flushing it to the best of my ability, I preceded to take my shit. It felt fucking good to get rid of it.

Just then, I hear the bathroom door swing open, and people who are snickering coming in. I fucking watch in horror as a few seconds later, a fucking coke shake comes flying at me over the stall. It landed just a few inches from me and splattered my pants with coke.

Then I looked up, and one of my friends had been looking at me all throughout my ordeal by using the next stalls toilet as a foothold. Let's just say that shrinkage was maximum. The last year of high school my friends all called me baby dick.

Shit sucks

contrary to popular belief, /cgl/ actually has the highest concentration of bitches and whore, and disease-ridden sluts.

Fuck this thread

As a woman of /cgl/, please let me tell you that most of this shit is nowhere near normal and I encourage not to let those horrible disgusting bitches discourage you from those of us who are hygienic and careful of our bodies.

>>49248139
>contrary to popular belief
>contrary

No. Everyone knows that nerd bitches who think they're hot shit are horrible, disgusting sluts.

>>49248139
>contrary to popular belief
I didn't think that people disputed this.