>>>/soc/

>>4919122
But... but I've already been rejected there!

>>4919123
anywhere but here.

Dammit, /v/, get back to your vidya. And don't act like it's not you, I saw that thread about the girls on /cgl/

>>4919127
But I heard there were girls here...

>>4919130
Welp

If girls put out more, the world would be a lot better, come on ladies, give it up, you might even enjoy it!

You're on a board full of sluts. Go to a convention and be decent and you might get laid.

>>4919130

>>4919146
Don't call them sluts!

I hope this helps my chances ;_;

C-can we compromise and you just let me cum on you face?

I think my neighbors are having sex :0

>>4919155
>you will never know what it's like to have sex

Come on girls... I can give you my game consoles... or maybe even my laptop...

>>4919160

Untrue :p

>>4919164
What does sex feel like?

>>4919163

If not I'll pay you lots of munies :> you can buy your next cosplay or a brand name lolita dress with said munies.

>Penises
Gross. No way!

>this thread

hello ladies, would you fuck me? i'd fuck me

>>4919170
Fuck off, I want to get laid! I have no money but I can give you game consoles!


Females ;_; why did I have to be born a guy, it's so lonely ;_;

>>4919170
>knows what brand is.

0/10

The sad part is is that if I knew you in real life and we got to be friends, I would probably sleep with you. :< sorry, bro.

>>4919178
Aw man ;_; at least I know you are a kind soul out there.

>>4919170
a year ago there were actually threads about getting sugar daddies on a couple of specific websites whose names i cannot remember. they were fairly popular. a month ago there was one thread that effectively was about selling used panties which was also popular. it didn't start about the panties but one girl mentioned she made some extra cash with it and it all went from there. another girl later said that there wasn't much money to be had from it.

>>4919187
>implying I don't know I'm the most pathetic person on 4chan
>implying there is any use telling me

Only if you're willing to get fit in my private gym and let me draw you nood. Art school, models are expensive, yada yada. Actual good looks not necessary. I can always draw you a new face.

>>4919176

whay you so mean bro, this is /cgl/. we're small fishes in a sea full of whales D: there's more thn enough to go around.

This thread disturbs me
Can we quietly euthanize it please?

>>4919188
i dunno man, i've seen some pretty bad threads on /v/ where posters detail why they are horrible.

>>4919187

why are you holding out on us man. what's the secret to scoring a cosplay girl??

> /cgl/ - ;_;

>>4919190
I'm sorry bro, but don't call them whales, that's really mean man.

>>4919189
I would actually be completely fine with that having gone through the nude figure drawing classes at school.

>>4919189
Private gym? Holy fuck yes I would be up for that.

>>4919175
hell no.

Hey guize! What's going on in this thre-awww haeell nawww

>>4919189
shit, at least with my art school the expensive tuition (i think they're up to $750 a credit and 3 credits a class, plus 'lab fees' for certain computer classes) came with nude models in the relevant classes and as many workshops as you cared to attend even if they weren't in your major.

>>4919197
pay for our supplies and carry our shit when we're in costume and we will sleep with you

>>4919213
Where do I sign up.

>>4919167

It depends, sometimes it's a lot of work and sometimes it's like a fun game. Finding different ways to play with your dick/her junk

>>4919197

Act hot/cold with them and just hang out, eventually one will just fall in your lap with her mouth open

>>4919203
>>4919200
Where are you? A/S/L and all that.

You thought I was kidding, didn't you?

>>4919230
I wasn't kidding, I'm 21/m/uk

>>4919199

there's your problem mang, girls like being treated like dirt. Nice time you see a girl that you think looks neat, slap-a-hoe. She'll be in your pants faster then a intel i7 Processor no problem.

See now I know some of you are joking but fuck, I'm being totally serious when I say I would give up my 360, PS3, Wii, PSP, 3DS or Laptop to get laid.

I just can't find a girl god dommot.

25/m/california

This is a very curious thread.

>>4919230

how much do they usually pay for said nude models :o? I could use some extra cash.

>>4919232
>UK
>US, CA
>Very long plane ride
Sorry, pal. Planes and me don't mix. And long-distance sex sounds difficult. Or, you know, physically impossible.

>>4919245
My only chance at sex, totally ruined. FUCK

>>4919242
>>4919232

Hahahah oh shit

>>4919242 goes to >>4919230

Only if your female.

>>4919250
Sue me. I like strange threads.

>that feel when you live in mainland yurop and can never meet up with any of your online friends because they're like 95% american

>that feel when you can't meet up with any interesting girls you meet online either because of this

>>4919242
Where in cali?

I need a new model.

>>4919260

>>4919260

I could wear a wig and do that tape trick thing?

>femles

>>4919263
not enough of a european fanbase?

>>4919272
How much stuff and where are you?

>>4919264
Northern, which I'm sure is a great relief to all of Socal.

>>4919197
looklikeme duh.

>>4919272
Honey, please don't. It may sound good, and it is your own body, but I wouldn't ever wish that on anybody.

Spoilers: Males need physical love as well

I once had a dream where I offered to pay a famous cosplayer a bunch of money to sleep with me.

She said no.

>>4919237
This offer is still open...

>>4919291
you can't just bust that shit out of the blue. your dream self needed to string it out over time and rationalize it and then pop the question once preparations are complete.

>>4919282

HEY HOEBAG DON'T U PUSH YOU BELIEFS ON HER.

>>4919269

There's just generally speaking not so many Europeans on the internet, sad to say. That and since nobody speaks English natively you weed out a good bulk of the ones that can't communicate properly in English AND on top of that I'm kind of a night owl and here we are.

Picture related, I suppose.

>>4919123
>implying I don't main /cgl/
God damnit man.

You don't want cosplay girls. they're gross.

>>4919296

lolwut. it's ur dream, the sooner u pop the question the more time u have for sexy tiem.

>>4919296

Well duh. My conscious self knows that. But my dream self is stupid.

I kept bugging her about it too while she was trying to go somewhere. Eventually she closed a door in my face after saying no for the last time. Somehow dream me sucks even more then regular me.

>>4919303
dream you should have hired a commando snatch and grab team to "acquire" your newfound cosplay sex slave.

while we're on the topic of dreams, i once woke myself up because i want to kick someone in my dream's ass very badly. i was midway through a dream kick and woke up, completing the kick. i have no idea why i wanted to kick said person's ass, i just know i wanted to.

>>4919230

20/m/408 NorCal

>>4919299
Believe me, I want anything that will accept me. But I just wish you would stop using that word ;_; well, I kind of contradict myself there because I said you could call me that if it made you happy.

>>4919307

maybe the person you were kicking wasn't really the person you wanted to kick irl?

>>4919276
>Norcal
>7+ hour drive
So close, but still too far. I do drive up for Fanime though. Perhaps if you are in that section of Norcal you can snag a kiss, but that's way too far for a relationship. As weird of one it would be.

>>4919307

Considering the large sum of money I was willing to pay (I can't remember how much but I think it was in the hundred thousand to million range) that probably would have been easier. But again stupid dream self.

>>4919317
Unfortunately for me most of the studios in my field are centralized up here. I'll say hello during Fanime, although I have no idea who exactly I would say hello to.

Perhaps another time if I ever end up working at one of the southern studios. It does sound like an interesting offer that I would be happy to oblige.

>>4919312
i just found it hilarious that i woke up completing the kick in bed. full roundhouse.

>>4919325
Shame. I may have to hop up to silicon valley when I graduate (game programmer), but that's 3 years away. Tell you what, if you guess me at the fanime 2012 /cgl/ meet, free kiss. :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VAg3qLkLPLU&feature=related

Roneryfags don't follow this link :D

>>4919334

aww man i hate endings

>>4919338

I liked Big O ok

>>4919341
I loved Big O I would be that shit all day

No, stop trying to change this thread, this is about trying to help some of us /v/irgins get laid.

Give me all your money anon, and I might as well help you.

>>4919332
Something to look forward to, then.

>>4919345

what's you going rate?

>>4919349

pocky xD

>>4919344
i think we fell off that truck long ago

Dear /v/,

Here, we seagull are not all female they just have the majority presence. Tell ya what, you like vidya gaems, yes? Pleasure yourself with that Wii-mote and don't forget to use protection when shoving it up your ass.

>>4919295
fuck off we don't want your shitty jizz covered game system. what are you 16?

>>4919354
No, 20 ;_;

>>4919352
Where do I get those, if no girl will touch me, I might as well spice up my fapping.

>>4919359
you want a onahole/fleshlight (for your penis) and an aneros (for your prostate)

>>4919355
Oh and the offer is still open

>>4919359

Internet.

>>4919364
How much do fleshlights feel like the real thing?

>>4919370

More importantly; how would a virgin ever know the difference?

>>4919371
I just want something to feel like the real thing, fuck. Am I not allowed to get something which would feel like a real pussy then put on some sounds of a girl moaning and close my eyes? Shiiiit.

>>4919366

Why don't you just get your self a hooker. As long as you use protection you won't get a disease from the cheap ones.

>>4919377

hookers don't know how to look good in cosplay

>>4919374

And with that you have answered your own question! Congrats!

Consider being a detective because you are good at finding solutions and answers.

>>4919377
Because the internet is my only form of communication and human contact so I can't just go out and get a hooker.

>>4919380
Neither does the inside of your eyelids.

I think that you have serious issues and should look into therapy. If it's about getting laid, you should get a prostitute. If you don't have money for that, you should sell your video game consoles or get a job. (protip: Girls like men who have jobs)

I know that feel OP

>>4919374

oh shitt- fleshlight + pansu's vocaroo moaning = almost as good as having sex with someone from /cgl/ if not better.

>>4919381
I haven't though, I still don't know if some fleshlights feel like a real pussy, they may feel good and have all these things to give me pleasure but I want one that feels like a real womans, I just wanted advice on a fleshlight which would be the best for what I want.

>I'll do anything for sex!

>Not that
>That won't work
>I don't like the sound of that
>I will always have an excuse
>I just want to be a whiny bitch about an easily fiaxble problem
>Please oh please /cgl/ pay attention to me
>Please love me

>>4919374

If you got money to spend on a fleshlight then you got enough for a prostitute.

>>4919374

Learn to get real women

>>4919391
>implying that's possible for me

>>4919384

whay would I close my eyes during sex? you would think I would want to remember every detail of my first time.

>>4919396

Why isn't it

>>4919396
I think your pessimism is blocking you from seeing how basic of a problem this is.

>>4919399

what's the secret to getting a cosplay girl to have sexy tiem with you?

>>4919399
Well, it's not possible at this very moment in time. Probably not for awhile either unless the internet helps me out.

I can't go outside, I'm in therapy dealing with it but still it's going to take awhile.

you need to hit up vegas. HOT GIRLS, LIVE AND DIRECT TO YOU
and the snapping of paper was heard.

>>4919404

sucks being underage in vegas tho.

>>4919402

It helps if you are in cosplay and you have good hygiene and you're in shape

>>4919403

Practice going outside

baby steps

>>4919404

yea but if you're ugly what's the point

>>4919407
It's not as simple as that, me and the therapist tried that, it made my condition worse, we are trying other things before doing something like that again.

Even though I don't go outside, I mean I still have needs, not that anyone cares though, but I mean I still have them.

>>4919414

Too bad. You're gonna have to fight that good fight son.

Try again.

lol OP is retarded, 3D girls are gross.

>>4919416
I'm pretty sure I'm going to listen to my therapist on this one over some person on 4chan but I never said I wasn't going to do it at all. My therapist just advised now wasn't the time to try it. Still, one can hope a girl would be kind over the internet and maybe decide to give me a chance.

One can dream at least.

>>4919402

Lets start with the simple shit like talking with confidence at a con. Fuck man a con is one of the easiest places to pick up a chick since the is a 99.99% chance that you have something in common with the girl f your interests.

If my big ass can have a girls head smacking against a bedpost a ta con hotel the so can you.

>>4919421
you aren't exactly selling yourself very well.

as a girl, reading you talk about wanting a fleshlight, being a complete shut-in and going to your therapist because you can't leave your house is a giant turn off. not that someone having problems means they're undatable, but i get the feeling that's all you talk about.

just relax dude.

>>4919421

You got nothing to lose, dude. Come on. You need to get to the farthest point you can tolerate and stay there. For 20 minutes. Breathe it out.

>>4919408
i meant the "escorts" are sent to your room. one of those things that for whatever reason is tolerated. all the mexicans handing stuff out on the streets might as well be a vegas attraction.

>>4919442
Why is having or wanting a fleshlight frowned upon but a girl having a dildo is fine?

>>4919450
You're completely missing the point.

>>4919453
>implying I'm the same guy

This is what I'll never understand about men.

Sure, you have needs. That doesn't mean you need a woman to fulfill them. You have a perfectly good hand.

Why do men feel like they are entitled to have a woman?

>>4919462
Who said they were entitled to have a woman?

Also are you trying to say a hand would give the same feeling as sex?

>>4919465
You dont NEED sex. You're not going to shrivel up and die if you don't have sex.

>>4919468
>completely avoids the question

Also, you don't need about 99% of things, but damn, I'm sure those things make life more enjoyable.

>>4919472
Ok, sure, I agree. A hand won't feel the same as sex, and OP didn't say he was entitled to a woman, but the pathetic woe-is-me attitude really shits me, as do the multiple virgin men I've seen on the internet complaining about it.
I'd love a man. So would many of my friends who are virgins (students, doctors, secretaries) but the attitude just seems to be get on with life and it'll happen when it happens. None of this wheedling at forums for sex.

>>4919468
No, you bloat and get fat.

>>4919482
Bulllllshit.

>>4919484
It's true.

>>4919481
Attitude towards sex is different with women though, I doubt women constantly get ridiculed by their friends for still being a virgin.

Also if you looked at what the OP has said throughout the thread (I assume it's the OP) it appears (as sad as it may sound) that 4chan is his only outlet and form of contact, where would you recommend he go?

He clearly isn't in a good place and your attitude towards that just seems to be "fuck off with that attitude" rather then what some of the other people in the thread who seem to be at least trying to help him, that tripfag for example.

>>4919490

Maybe not ridiculed, but the "ohhh you poor thing" or side-eyeing or thinking there's something wrong with you... yeah. That happens.

Ok, you're right... maybe not the best place for this tangential rant and as someone who has been in a can't-leave-the-house position before, I'm sorry and hope OP gets better. It sounds like he's preoccupied with the sex issue though; working to improve his whole self rather than just getting laid is going to help.

>>4919450
having or wanting sex toys is fine.

but whining about it on the internet, and then going on to say you need one because no woman will touch you is what i find repulsive.

pic related.

>>4919496
To be perfectly honest with you, I'm completely fine with OP venting this kind of stuff on the internet. I mean, just put yourself in his situation, who would he have to talk to and just at least get stuff off his back?

Here he can do it with complete anonymity, cut the guy some slack.

>>4919490

you're right, we don't get laughed at by our friends for being virgins.

we get ridiculed in more... creative ways, lol

>>4919502

well, he did say he has a therapist (the guy i was addressing)

so it isn't as though he has no outlet whatsoever.

and i don't think he should NEVER talk about his problems online, it just struck me as strange considering the place he chose to do it.

it makes me think he probably does this a lot.

>>4919503
Explain?

>>4919519
girls are catty.
they aren't going to laugh in your face, they're going to throw in "innocent" comments about it days later, or talk about it behind your back.

(of course not all girls are like this, but you get the idea)

>>4919523
Wow (some) girls, wtf?

>>4919507
True, he did say he had a therapist. I'm going out on a limb here so I could be horribly wrong with what I say (basically flimsy argument incoming) but maybe as I said before, he feels the anonymity of this place is a way to let out the more embarrassing feelings which he might not be able to tell his therapist?

Again, this could be totally wrong.

>>4919187
>>4919281
Aren't you still single?

I'll have sex with OP.

<-- this is me

>>4919590
The thing is, I would do that all night to lose my virginity.

Note to readers: All night means a maximum of 3 minutes.

>This thread

OP makes me sick, he gives women what little power they have.

This woman came up to me once FREAKING THE FUCK OUT because when I bent over to pick something up, she saw my underwear.

She called me a whore. :/

>>4919736


Oops, for link
>>4919590

>>4919736

Would you sleep with me if I let you sleep in my hotel room free of charge for any upcoming cons you maybe attending?

/cgl/ is truly full of sluts, but 90% of them have personality problems or are hambeasts, so good luck with getting someone here that you won't regret.

However, you ask how to get a cosplay girl and the easiest answer is something someone mentioned earlier: play hot/cold with them.

Pick a beta girl who's probably about a 5/10, and compliment the fuck out of her, flirt constantly, and then act cool and distant. Repeat. That's how you make a girl like you enough to fuck you, especially if it's a seagull.

Also, don't do this at cons unless you know the girl (doing it out of the blue at someone you don't know is super creepy), join an anime club in your area, for serious, and then pull those stunts. You won't even have to make yourself hygenic, though it couldn't hurt.

>>4919749
addendum:

but for god's sake, don't go running into a conversation with a girl with "Oh god please have sex with me".

It is pathetic.

>>4919749

but i turn red when I talk to a girl that I think is cute.

>>4919754

I thought girls like guys that get straight to the point?

>>4919763
dear lord.

straight to the point is usually, "[girl's name]I like you. I like you a whole hell of a lot, and I can't spend another day without telling you how I feel. Go out with me."

And that comes after at least a week of flirting.

The turning red thing COULD work to your advantage, especially if it's like the scene in She's All That where she comes down the stairs (in cosplay I guess). Then you look up, blush, and say, "Wow.. you look really good."

>>4919770
>>4919770

I don't think I can ever tell a girl that I like her face to face.

>>4919789
Alright then, have fun being alone forever.

Get yourself a prostitute fund.

>>4919802

would you sleep with me :>?

OP, post a picture.

I want to see what nature has given you to aid you in your quest. Depending on how good or bad you look, finding someone to fuck could be easy or difficult.

>>4919812
OP here, there is no way I'm going to post my abomanation of a body+face.

>>4919818
Ah, so your idea going into this display of getting fucking by someone on cgl was to advertise a product without any pictures. Girls like to window shop, you know. Nobody buys something without looking at it first.

Anyway, maybe we could have helped you improve yourself, but the anon a little while ago was right: excuses, excuses, excuses.

>>4919827
>excuses, excuses, excuses
Because posting my picture would have been a great idea right? 4chan would have openly welcomed my picture and given kind but constructive criticism...

>>4919831
Also adding to this, you are forgetting the fact it wasn't just a simple "can you fuck me?" request and it was an offer to pay them. You know, to avoid having to deal with all the looks bullshit?

>>4919831
>given kind but constructive criticism

nobody's doing it now, anyway. You really did just come here to whine. This just got a whole lot more boring.

>>4919833
looks are still a factor, even if you're willing to pay.

>>4919849
>you

The ratio for troll to helpful comments would have been at least 5:1

I will pass on getting the tiny bit of self esteem I have right now getting crushed.

>>4919854
>I want you to pay me but you have to look good as well

What the actual fuck?

>>4919858
>implying whores don't charge ugly dudes more

>>4919859
Not the escorts I've seen. It's a fixed service, £X for X hours regardless of looks.

I don't know about streetwalkers.

so question still stands.

Would any of you girls fuck a guy no matter how bad he looks for a brand named lolita dress?

>>4919590
That isn't you.

>>4919736
If you were flashing your panties, maybe you are a whore.

>>4919884
No.
Honestly, the girls who are so desperate for brand that they'd prostitute themselves or do other crazy shit are by far in the minority and everyone else thinks they're fucking nuts. The only reason they seem 'common' is because 1) they're more interesting than the sane ones, so they get more attention when they do post and 2) people lie about that shit to be edgy.

why am I even replying to this thread
go to bed anon

>>4919895
You are replying to the thread because you care about your fellow anons who are lonely :3

>>4919884

See >>4919895.

You might as well just hire a hooker/escort for the same price, really.

Let's change the subject for a moment.

Would you fuck a dude who watches Zoids?
(Yes/Yes)

>>4919919
In a heartbeat!

>>4919895

it's 7 in the morning tho

>>4919919

fuck i miss that show

Girls, would you fuck a guy who would want to stick his cat's paw inside your ass?

>>4919919
One of my first 2D crushes was raven.

It broke my little tween heart when he cried over shadow.

>>4919551
Pretty sure hes not

Why no women want to make love to me, I have a big dick.

>>4919919
Depends on which season.
>Chaotic Century/Guardian Force
This guy is clearly a keeper.
>Zoids Zero
He's pretty cool, I guess.
>Zoids Fuzors
HAHAHA WHAT A FAGGOT
>Zoids Genesis
(doesn't exist)

I wouldn't mind a guy that collected the actual figures. I see them on /toy/ sometimes and I've always admired them, and they would go well with the figs I have.

>>4919999
Proof or gtfo. I want to see what chick is up to his ridiculous standards.

Just go to a con and ask everyone there.

>>4920199
yeah bro, totally that easy

>>4919749

lol what a beta male

You're weak, son

>>4920239
I find it really strange how you call that guy a beta male yet I don't think I've seen you call the OP one.

>>4920103
The old /cgl/ spreadsheet always listed him as taken. His facebook is private so I don't know who she is. Probably doesn't cosplay.

>>4920282
I thought he constantly cheated on her?

>>4920257
OP is a beta male.

>>4920380
Thank you, I know I am~

you know, i've been waiting for a long time for this thread to show up.

even though /a/ and /cgl/ have lived side by side for many years now, /a/nons were too scared to leave their 2D waifus to try to ask us out

this is glorious

>>4920407
>OP is from /v/

>>4920407
oh wait, it's /v/irgin, i'm not interested anymore -_-

one day a beautiful man from /a/ will come here on his horse just like in his chinese cartoons

>>4920373
I don't know if there's truth to that or if they were bs rumors made up by someone who doesn't like him.

>>4920412
>Chinese cartoons

Yup, that's going to go down well with someone from /a/.

I want to have sex with a virgin! Any virgin guys on here send me an email. It's in the field. I'm serious too, taking virginity is my fetish.

>>4920424
>mfw I'm kind of desperate enough to try emailing that

If you are being real, where are you from? Just so we can save ourselves a bit of time.

>>4920414
Regardless, I think we all need to see what this supposed flawless goddess looks like.

>>4920424
Some poor person is going to be very confused by the emails arriving in their inbox.

>>4920456
Well, I'm not emailing them until I get a bit more info, I don't want to email some random person.

>>4920424
I..I thought about that.. I'd just like more..info on the situation, please.

>>4920452
shes a regular girl

>>4919119
pay a prostitute you cheapo.

>>4920458
I'm 21, tall, with short brown hair. I live on the east coast if that helps. If you email me I'll give you some pictures.

>>4920531
;_; it's a shame I'm not from the states.

>>4920526
Read the thread and you will understand why OP isn't really in a situation to do that. You also get a nice insight into the mind of a shut in.

>>4919232
Is this you, OP? Are you in the UK?

>>4920575
Yup

>>4920576
Whereabouts? I'm in central London

>>4920581
A bit north of London, near Luton.

op just post a pic

blur your face if you have to, jeez

>>4920591
I don't get it, you just want a body shot? I can say I'm not big or anything, I'm small and just average.

>>4920585
Do you go to MCM?

>>4920594
why are you still a virgin then

>>4920598
Nope, as stated earlier in the thread I'm a complete shutin.
>>4920600
lol...

>>4920601
average isn't exactly hard to work with, dude

>>4920600
He's socially retarded and has a therapist who helps handle his mental state.

This thread.

>>4920601
>>4920613
Aww, come to at least one expo! I'll be your friend, if nothing else

>>4920618
You would? ;_;

But how would I get there?

>>4920618
Make sure he understands clearly because he is probably going to think you're sending signals when you aren't

>>4920637
I understand fine, don't worry, they said they wanted to be my friend, nothing more.

>>4920625
Train to London.

Willing to meet up and consider casual fuck in the ass

>>4920643

>>4920625
The train! A return from Luton to Kings Cross is only like £20, and then you get the tube/DLR

Lots of people at MCM are super chill!

>>4920648
Ah, the problem is, I don't function well outside, I can't even leave the house alone yet. I'm sorry.

Sadist female here,
I would fuck you, but before that I'd like to tie you up and kick your balls until you cry.
You said you would do anything for it.

>>4920657
Kay, where do I sign and what area are you at?

>>4920657
Fuck you bitch I was here first. I'm a sadomasochist! I'll let you fuck me hard while you choke me or I'll fucking choke you. Whatever you want baby, I'm a switch.

>>4920659
19/f/Birmingham
I wouldn't fuck you if you can't handle my previous game. If I don't get my pleasure, you wouldn't get yours.

The freaks come out at night

The freaks come out at NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT

in b4 /cgl/ becomes the underground unspoken sex / fetish board

>>4920657
>>4920665
either of you up for pegging? Because that's my fetish

>>4920670
Hell if you were willing to travel to me I would probably take you up on the offer.

Am I that desperate? Yup.

>>4920653
Don't sweat it, man - social problems are hard. Just remember, do come when you're more emotionally stable! I really would be your friend

>>4920675
"BDSM sex in lolita clothes.
Discuss, cgl"

>>4920677
Oh yes. It's one of my fetishes to shove a strap on into a dudes throat before I tap dat ass with it. Mmm...

>>4920675
Haven't you seen the occasional link threads here? they get pretty big

>>4920683
You know they already do that shit in Japan, girl!

>>4920239
>>4920257
You might be thinking i'm a beta male because i'm actually a girl.

does that change the perspective of my post?

>>4920665
Uhm..are you alright with chubby/fat guys?

>>4920709
I love chubby guys. You alright with skinny girls?

>>4920709
>>4920717
Well at least my thread could be making someone happy.

>>4920717
O-Oh god, yes. I do.

>>4920727
My email is in the field. If you send me a picture, and your location I'll send one back

This thread got awesome. Thanks, girls.

Fuck OP, all lonely guys post!
The ladies are promising to fuck us!

What can man do against such reckless beta?

This is hilarious and creepy at the same time, and I'm not even supposed to be on this board, I clicked /v/, yet I got here.

Didn't realize I was on the wrong board at first, cause these fucking threads are all over the place on /v/.

>>4920756
>check /v/
>mfw

>>4920756
Fuck off back to /v/.

As a femanon of /cgl/, i tell you this: quit being beta, and be yourself. If you suck, you arent going to get a girlfriend. If you're cool, you'll meet your life partner eventually.

>>4920756
They're a semi-common fixture on /cgl/. Usually we go days, often well over a week, without them, then BOOM. They tend to be more misogynistic, though. This is really more of a baww than a troll thread. I don't mind this if they just keep it to the one thread.

>>4920771
>I am retarded

Bumping this thread so I can get some.

>>4920518
Now I really have to see what she looks like.

>>4920774
Oh, trust me, misogyny is common as fuck in the threads on /v/. If it doesn't start out with it, it soon goes right to it.

I don't know why I read this thread.
I kinda regret it.

>>4920815
post face

>>4920815
Move to the UK and let me become your fulltime slave D:

>>4920815
Move further south on the east coast, and you'll have some, plus more. ;D

>>4919263

That feel.

>>4920820
Send me an email then.

>>4920817
Oh I know. I occasionally venture out there because you know vidya is pretty cool, but always end up fleeing back here. Threads like that make me all paranoid about meeting nerdy guys because I start to wonder if they all secretly feel like that. Of course they don't, but hey. Paranoia. It's not nice constantly having to worry that your new friend goes home at night to complain to /v/ (or /a/, for that matter) about "that stupid bitch [he] met who immediately friendzoned [him] rargh rargh I hate women I hate 3DPD I hate everything".

>>4920850
I haven't really seen anyone complain here about being friendzoned. I also haven't seen that much misogyny in this thread. Just guys who want to try and get laid.

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