>>4911236
GOD DAMNIT I READ IT IN HIS VOICE!

Is this your wife, Rodney?

This shit is hilarious. MORE!

I fucking bumping this shit because it made me laugh so hard I fucking farted assburgers.
No seriously and I read it in his voice

Would read again.

>>4911279

We all did anon, we all did

But that's the problem no respect, I get no respect around here.

You guys aren't helping with this either. One time someone from /cgl/ offered to help me cosplay Mr. Poppo from Dragonball Z. He later shows up to my house wearing boxing gloves.

Even the so called "nice people" in this hobby give me a hard time. Just the other day someone tells me to get bent. I turn around and see Jesus giving me the middle finger.

Really /cgl/ I gotta stop asking you for advice. One time I asked this board if they can pirate a copy of JAWS for me as I wanted to feel scared. Later that day someone links me to a Pixiteri porno.

Even my doctor gives me no respect, can you believe that? One time I ask him "Hey doc, what's a great way for me to start getting in shape to do Fullmetal Alchamist cosplay?" The guy almost took a hacksaw to my arm!

But man am I ugly. I'm so ugly that I need to wear a mask to every con I go to or else I'll be beaten to death by Monster Hunter cosplayers. In fact, I'm so ugly that I'm the person Fanime sends out in order to get rid of the religious protesters.

You win. Best Rodney I've heard...in...wow, since never.

>>4912433
>In fact, I'm so ugly that I'm the person Fanime sends out in order to get rid of the religious protesters.

>>4912433
>>4911236

A+++, would LOL again.

lol thats some fucking funny shit right there.

You know, I really should stop asking my wife for suggestions. I remember one time she told me I should cosplay as Kamina from Gurren Lagann. I ask is is because I'm so heroic and insperation? She says no it's cause I'm only around for six episodes.

Then again it's not like I do any better. I once told my wife I want to go as Big Daddy for the next con. She takes one good at my pants and says I'm more of a little slugger.

Who am I kidding, I don't have a face fit for this stuff. The only time I was complimented at a con was when a guy complimented how good my troll face was.

But hey, at least my ugly mug has some uses. Whenever conventions want guys to stop masturbating in the Hentai room they just photoshop my face on all the girls.

>I was feeling romantic and told her she's not alone.
>When I went to put the moves on her she tells me I can't advanced.

Never thought I'd see cosplay and Rodney Dangerfield mix. This is some quality stuff!

MORE!

We need a guy who can do a good Rodney impression to read these things.

>>4914765
you are amazing OP and i love you forever.

Holy shit my sides. Looks like carry has some competition.

>>4915086
Carry is a troll. Rodney is actually likable and in character.

>>4915128
True. Carry's still pretty funny a lot of the time though. I don't really see him around as much anymore though.

>>4915128
Carry is a mans man in a mans world baby. And if you don't like it you can go back the the kitchen.

>>4915128
Is he really a troll though? I've never really seen him make a post that I fully disagree with.

This thread. This fucking thread. Everyone get your asses to chanarchive.

>>4915171
>>4915157
>>4915148
>>4915128
>>4915086

saging because this is turning into a carry thread without him even fucking being here this time. fuck it's like you guys worship him or something

>>4915192
Carry is a swell guy, don't talk trash about em' like that yah hear!

>>4915215
Smoker, do you know carry in real life? I'm curious what he looks like.

>>4915222
Pffft, no, I just like carry grant and Jimmy Stuart movies.

I'm curious how Groucho Marx would be.

>>4915330
Groucho would be really hard to do as a lot of his finest moments are back and forth with other people.

>>4915226
then why can't you spell cary grant right?

lol'd like a bitch

I'm ok now but the last con I went to left me in real rough shape. I got a ton of pictures taken with a Haruka from FLCL too bad they all involved me being beaten by her guitar.

But really I don't know how you guys afford these events. Then again I'm just so poor.

>How poor?

I'm so poor, I can't even afford the down payment on a free hug.

See I never get a free handout. The only thing a con gave something to me with no charge was a police escort when I wandered into the K-On gathering.

However as bad as I got it at least I'm not dumb like my wife. My wife is so dumb I tell her she should cosplay as someone from Touhou, later that day she goes around the con licking the feet of random men.

Oh man my wife is so dumb she thought the needles that came with her sewing kit were for acupuncture.

I wish I knew what to call this 4chan guy who does these comedian impersonations.

He's pretty rad.

>>4915416
Their talking about carry the trip, who always spells it with two r's to piss people off

>>4915330

YES. That makes two of us. *needs to watch more Marx Brothers stuff*

>>4915330
I'd much rather see them attempt Harpo!

I love you OP for this!

>>4916616
but smoker was referencing the actor because s/he mentioned liking their films.

>>4916383
You think it's the same guy?

>>4917091
I don't know for sure, but he said he did them for practice, and the style of writing/type of jokes is like his was.

If not, could have had me fooled, still funny.

bumping for Rodney!

this thread gets no respect

This whole cosplay thing is driving me crazy. Last con I was in I decided to go as the world's biggest loser. I take one look at the game room and see everyone's wearing the same costume as me.

Oh boy, video games that's something that always gives me a headache. My sex life is like Marvel vs Capcom 3, simple, repetitive and broken.

I'm doing everything I can in order to be well liked around here. Some anon told me he'd help me be a better tripfag, he did so by pushing me down a flight of stairs.

And don't get me started on my wife. You mention the world circlejerk and she opens her mouth on reflex.

I wish I was popular like that one guy Johnny Bravo. The only time people say bravo after my name is when I head toward the exit.

But cons, cons are a scary place to be in. Fell for a trap at the first con I ever visited. I'm still pulling the thorns out of my butt ever since.

Is it just me or are there a good chunk of witty threads on cgl as of lately?

threads like this make me think there are good tripfags in this world

>>4918410
>Some anon told me he'd help me be a better tripfag, he did so by pushing me down a flight of stairs.

Rodney, your are my new /cgl/ hero.

This. This is a good thread.

>>4915330
>>4915372
>>4916626
I'd hate to admit it but I actually have a paid subscription with Cosplay Deviants.
>Why the heck would you PAY for those pictures.
I believe in giving to the less fortunate.

>Are the models that poor

Not the models, I'm talking about me.

>What on Earth can Cosplay Deviants give you?

A reason to keep my clothes on.

>So what do you think /cgl/ stands for?

I don't think /cgl/ stands for anything. Everybody over there trips. Another thing I don't get is why using a tripcode. I know on the internet we like to keep our data private but I think having a password for when we fall down is a bit much. All I do is put my arms out.

>What do you think of the tripfags there?

A stranger lot that the people at cosplay deviants. Least those people take off their clothes after they get paid. Take that Blue fellow. What a strange name, Blue. That's a real cheery name to take to a party. "Hi I'm Blue" The kid would be hit with so many antidepressant jokes that he'd think Prozac funded every social event he'd attend. Then again he could be talking about THE Blues in which case then he's really black. In that case he'd better start bringing his entire jazz band over cause his solo career is kinda lacking.

But in all honesty I like this place, those folks actually have the guts and drive to cosplay. I'd schedule a private photoshoot myself but I would be distracted thinking how the guy is able to hold his camera near the crotch of his pants all the time.

>>4919986

This is...this is just brilliant. I'm laughing so hard right now.

>>4919986

>>4919986
I do not have a reaction image to properly express how much I enjoyed this... but I enjoyed it a lot.

more please

>>4920614
Dangerfield or Marx?

>>4921136

Yes. :-P

OP you made my day

>>4921149
>>4920614
A good portion of /cgl/ are leaving to go to Dragoncon, listen here folks you ever seen a dragon in real life? It's hard enough to take one out with a sword and you folks think you got what it takes to outsmart one? Dragons don't really need much wit to get around in life cause they can breath fire. I really think that breathing fire is one of the end all counter arguments you can ever use the debate.

I'm sorry Mr. Chairman but I think the dragon who nearly gave me third degree burns has a more compelling argument here.

I'm surprised there aren't that many dragons walking around in the cosplay world. I see so many flames being shot out that I feel like I'm living in the fire nation. You'd think it would be common place to carry around a bucket of water when you cosplay but you gotta keep in mind that most otaku melt at the very touch of it hence why they're so stinky.

>>4921958
>You'd think it would be common place to carry around a bucket of water when you cosplay but you gotta keep in mind that most otaku melt at the very touch of it hence why they're so stinky.
Oh god, my sides.

threads like this deserve to be on the front page

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3DghuWzjbo

Rodney lives on in this man

What happen to the first Cosplay Comedian thread?

Holy fuck this is awesome. Best thread I've seen in AGES.

>>4923274
Sooo are we gonna try to archive this?

(warning some of these jokes are reposed from previous threads)

Let's face the music /cgl/ I got no sex life at all. My wife gets the idea to spice things up and has me practice my fingering, later that night she hands me a joystick and a bunch of fighting games.

You know that's the last stuff I want to play right now as I live it. My sex life is just like Marvel vs Capcom 3, simple, repetitive and broken beyond belief.

It seems everyone else in the world is having sex with my wife but me. It's gotten the the point where my face will be kissed is when it's the spy's lips on the other side.

I wish I could enjoy Team Fortress 2 as much as everyone else. I told the Meidc one day to charge me, later on I see him using my Visa to buy a new car.

But hey it's not like I caught myself a decent woman. My wife isn't too smart of a person. One time I saw her buying tickets to the zoo on account she wanted to see some Tiger and Bunny cosplay.

I wanted to go get some girls to look my way so I wore a tuxedo from Black Butler. Hotel Staff had me on valet duty the entire convention.

That's the story of my life, no respect! I get no respect coming my way!

I knew the guy who ran Anime Expo and I asked him if there's any way I can help increase his attendance for 2011. He tells me he has an amazing idea, later on I'm booked as the headline act for AM2.

But hey, I'm used to being excluded from popular events. Did you know I participated in the DC reboot? I was kicked out of the universe once and the writers did it again just for laughs.

Rodney, while /cgl/ is full of trolls sometimes, I'm glad you've been getting your respect here.

bump for moar

>>4924262
Gotta have to wait for more. I have this material is kinda tricky to write for the OP.

this shit needs to get archived now!

>
But hey it's not like I caught myself a decent woman. My wife isn't too smart of a person. One time I saw her buying tickets to the zoo on account she wanted to see some Tiger and Bunny cosplay.

>I knew the guy who ran Anime Expo and I asked him if there's any way I can help increase his attendance for 2011. He tells me he has an amazing idea, later on I'm booked as the headline act for AM2.

LOL

stand up saturday?

Archive thi\s shit

So recently my wife has become a huge Miku fan which I don't understand. I ask her "honey, why do you like vocaloids, they put out fake songs." She says "The same way I married a sexaloid that puts out fake orgasms."

It's a miracle that I'm getting sex at all as I'm not as handsome as I'm still wrestling with how bad I look. I can't even do any self-posts here on account it's a work safe board.

I'm so ugly before I walk into a convention con ops has to peace bond my face because it can be used as a weapon.

Heck, I'm so ugly that I'm the reason why Kubo always wears sunglasses.

Worst part of it all is that I know I'm getting old. When I watch anime the only time I get that hot blooded feeling in my veins is right before a heart attack.

a great example of a good tripfag

Get back to page 1 and save us from the drama threads

>>4931206

I agree, so bump to first page for you!

>>4933167
we gotta save Rodney

fumping thor epic bread.

Let Rodney's ugly mug reach the top!

Dammit I wish they could archive this thread and the last actor thead with Rock.

>>4935921
Wow you're right, the last thread to get archived stared The Rock now it's looking like Rodney might get to share the spotlight

Sounds like cosplay isn't really what you're having trouble with - it's a symptom, a way for the real problem(s) to seep out. Cosplay is like some sort of sick orifice that all your personal problems can ooze out of. From your posts, it sounds more like an issue with your relationship with your wife than anything /cgl/ could possibly help you with. You also seem to have some major self-esteem issues, which isn't all that uncommon around these parts of the internetz.

You're right - it's best you keep your problems far far away from this board. Confide in close friends, heck talk to your WIFE, not to this bunch of anonymous douchebags. You've made a mistake by commin'' round here with this kinda problem, you won't get anything constructive around here, best be leavin'.

>>4937650
wtf am I reading

>>4937650
>has never heard of Rodney Dangerfield.

GET THIS ARCHIVED NOW.

>>4935921
The Rock's thread was indeed achieved.

>>4937650
>>4937650
Wow, you are the real comedian of this thread

>>4937650
DO YOU KNOW WHO FUCKING RODNEY DANGERFIELD IS?!

bumping

"Even in hell I get no respect"

hheh