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08/27/11(Sat)11:13 No.4898025
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 holy
shit i just had a dream that there was a huge /cgl/ meetup at Matt's
house, and he was having these auditions on who he would accept as
internet famous. i went with my anon friend and she was like, "my sister
is on getting chemo, i need this fucking role!" and i was just like,
"lolk."
so we go there and everyone is fucking there. people idk
the faces of are there. i go into his little audition room, and i
introduce myself, and everything is fine. until my anon friend walks in
to 'audition'. she's wearing this frilly dress (which is really not her)
and she's speaking really fast with large words, and reasons why he
should accept her.
he then tells her she an obnoxious whore who
reminded him of rednecks who thought hispanics needed to learn our
language perfectly, when that was RACIST. she ran out of the room
crying, and i was just like, "woah bro, you got that from THAT?"
he
growled at me, "i never fucking liked you until you made that porno
with your boyfriend." of course, i've never made a porno so i just gave
him my watface. then he was telling me about how awful i was and i was
telling him to calm the fuck down, and he was like, "DO YOU WANT TO SEE
HOW MUCH FUCKING EMOTION AND PAIN I HAVE?! HERE!"
and he shows me
this picture of the tip of his nose pierced multiple times in close
spots. there's a bunch of lime green hoops coming from it. i just said
ew, and he punched me.
then i woke up. i don't think i ever want to meet Matt because that was terrifying. i'm sure he's not like that, but hoshit. |
