Awww yeah, Johnny Bravo time!

I don't want to be first ;___;

come on ladies!

This is my sexy face...

Johnny, I lost my color, can you help me find it?

Fat

I love these threads.

Come on Bravo!

>>4881828
And this is my sexy face. These glasses might have me in a virtual world but kisses from me are nothing but the real deal. I already see that you're training your lips so that they're ready to accept mine, challenge accepted. Let's meet in person so I can show you my special love codes.

>>4881831
Then allow me to bring some blush on your cheeks for I'll get you blushing and your heart pumping. The sing legends of my good looks but I'll allow you the exclusive privilege of singing me the pop ballads. It's as simple as black and white girl, I love you.

>>4881798
I noticed this, why are girls so afraid of being first?

>>4882211
DOMANANCE

I'll go, even though I just posted another Ramona picture in the shoop thread, but it's either this or Lenalee again. Posting a crossplay in a Johnny thread seems wrong.

>>4882218
You are so cute. Are you wearing thighs?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4uLczCDk56k

AM I KAWAII?

>>4882291
Thank you! Tights? Yeah, I am. Pfft, I wish my legs looked as nice as in that picture.

>>4882303
You still have pretty amazing legs, dear (:
No worries.

i have never posted in one of these threads before lol
amidoinitright.jpg

I think G went to sleep

>>4882218
Good thing you brought the hammer as it will go great with my wonderfully chiseled abs. I know you have a weird teleporting door that goes through that dweeb Scott Pilgrim's head but did you know you have another entrance right in my heart? Leave the box at home as I order a good looking Canadian Mamma to be my next date and I see here now. You're lucky I can't count to eight as after me, there isn't going to be another evil-ex boyfriend.

>>4882315
wouldyouliketobemysteady.jpeg

Somebody called shotgun and pelted with buckshot for I found the girl that's going to be riding side by side with me on the carriage of love. Even if you are the type of girl who likes to take charge, let good ole Johnny handle the wheel as he takes you on a wonderful ride of romance that you best won't forget.

>>4882298
I don't know what's sweeter, the candy you always eat or your lips. Please bless the pretty sinner with your love and help him in his quest so he can finally learn the touch of an angle. When we're on a date you can save your coins in your stash as being with Johnny Bravo is going to supply you with enough heavens to get you to paradise.

Here I am, Johnny.

Always gotta bump a Johnny Bravo thread

Johnny, I left the sea for you <3.

>>4881869
because of jerkoffs like this guy:
>>4882211

Never posted in one of these threads before this is me!

Post some Himecut cosplays.

>>4882430
And your hunky Samurai of a man is here to sweep you off your feet. No longer will you have to rage from loneliness and attack the world out of desperation. Leave the bird at home, as it will be my arms that will be carrying you to safety.

>>4882885
If there's one thing I love is a girl with pretty hair. Stick a fork in that doo as I'm done searching for my true love. Back then you were swimming with the current and under the sea but now I present myself as your current boyfriend that will allow you to be under his hunky embrace. Careful, my looks are so pretty they've been known to make ladies speechless. Don't worry, I don't need a bunch of animals to help me realize that I need to kiss you girl.

>>4883048
And this is me falling in love with you so hard that I might keel over and die. Not only will I give you my wonderful body to love but I'll also be with you in spirit as well. Let's not waste our time and gun straight into making dates. Good thing you brought your microphone as it's time we announce to the world that we're going steady.

oh Johnny you rascallion

>>4884861

>4882885 here
Oh, you made me faint <3

I love you Johnny!

I was going to post Firestar, but that's too easy. I figured I should make you work for it.

Johnny, I'm feeling awful and sick today. Can you lift my spirits?

>>4884906
POTATO Y U SO PRETTY

>>4884861
Oh Johnny :3c
but
>angle
y u be like that bby

>>4884953
Carl got sloppy spell checking my work. Looks like I need to put his face in the toilet again.

>>4884916
Aw, shucks. Why you so nice, anon?

>>4884906
Work? Johnny Bravo knows the very definition of work and through my manly sweating a gorgous babe like yourself will be my sweet treat after I clock out for the day. Let me by your Adam to your Eve and we'll go past being nuclear friends and straight into the atomic level. I might know nothing about chemistry but I do know how to give you loving so passionate that it will split your atoms.

>>4884913
I can lift both your spirits and my huge weight set. Maybe I can help cure of your love sickness but I make you run of a fever of a different kind. This is one flower I won't hesitate to pick let those tree branches be a clue that you should branch out and accept me.

Johnny, we are both blonde, and wear black glasses. ♥

It's like we were made for each other!

Hit me with your best shot; fire away!

>>4885210
If thats all it takes to get shaynii, let me go find my raybands...

I'm sorry I have no cosplay to offer you Johnny. Will you take my shameful painted face instead?

>>4885232
Do you think you can match up against such an awesome ladies man?

>>4885232
Lol'ing.
Brb getting hair bleach.

>>4885210
2 different patterns shaynii? Shit dawg, I'm calling the fashion police.

Why so few actual cosplay pictures?

>>4884861
Oh Johnny, you so dreamy.

Is there such a thing as a Johnny Bravo cosplay?

>>4886468
I don't have them saved, but there are a few floating around there.

I've only got this one shot of my only girl costume aside from ELIE[and there, I have no pictures]; Sorry Johnny, I'm rather lame.

Obs. me on the left.

>>4885184
OH JOHNNY, YOU MAKE ME SWOON.

Oh, Johnny~
I can catch you, but can you catch me?

Hello Johnny!
I watched your show yesterday, it brought back a lot of memories.

You always make me smile.

>>4882315
Note to self: the fag behind Kuro's trip is hot.

>>4887896
Ugly wuality picture, but you seem cute (:

>>4886751

OMG, it's the Bucket Woman!!

>>4885210
I love a trendy mamma with a good taste in sunglasses. I might not know what color your eyes are but I know that they'll always be on me...your new boyfriend. While you're eying the merchandise let me say that you might need a bigger bag. The huge prize you're going to be taking home is not going to fit.

>>4885216
That dotted dress you're wearing goes great with the spots I'm seeing as I'm blinded by how good looking you are. I'm glad I brought my extra dark glasses as your looks are just blinding. I can't help but notice the bow around your neck. Are you a gift for me that I should take how and unwrap? I promise I'll save the paper.

>>4885387
There's nothing shameful about a girl who's painted her face. My mamma lets the silly clown at the carnival do mine but he's more annoying than Suzy and we have to pay him five dollars. True love is priceless but it's valuable enough for me to paint you a pretty picture to match your face. I'll only dip my brush in one can and I'll gladly choose your color as long as you let me break your seal.

>>4886481
You're from Homestuck and I'm stuck in love with you. Us being together is the only ending the fans will vote on so let me take you out of your MS Paint world and give you a real adventure into the realms of love.

>>4887896
Not only have I caught your heart but I've also caught your phone number baby. Let me introduce myself as the Bravo Card. Call on me if you need a really good looking man to give you company and take you to Clow 9.

I also do birthday parties and weddings.

>>4887920
And Lenalee always kicks starts my heart into high gear. Are those boots made for walking? If they are you should walk on over to me and let me whisper sweet nothings in your ear that will turn you pink instead of gray.

>>4885232
>>4885634
except id kill you both before i let you take her innocence

>>4889227
I saw that Johnny <3.

Johnny threads always make me happy

Oh Johnny...I used to wet my pants in kindergarten over you!~♥

>>4889669
You know what they say.

I scream you cream. All the ladies cream for...Johnny Bravo.

>>4889234
Anton, this is why you're my husubando ♥

I wish I could be like Johnny...

Oh Johnny Bravo, we share the same last name~

I am so naming my kid Johnny.

I decided to send you my pin up girl pics Johnny. I hope you approve.

>>4889234
Uhh, why?
Are you planning on being the one to do that?

>>4891833
i wouldnt be able to do it either

>>4891873
Johnny Bravo has claimed her heart

Why not?

>>4889227
BAWWW<3

no more women for Johnny?

I don't have any cosplay pics, but I'll post a nice picture of myself, I guess.

Only cause I love you, Johnny.

>>4892310
id kill that manwhore too

>>4893025
>Calling a virgin a manwhore

Face it, your e-crush posted in this thread on her own, she wants some of that sweet Bravo loving. You just can't compare to a cartoon.

>>4893025
you cant be a manwhore if you're a virgin.

>>4893031
>>4893030
touche

>>4892321
Sauce on the character

>>4890733
I don't like playing with pins as I like to use the Etch A Sketch and baby, your pretty face has been etched into my mind and I can't shake it out. This is one pin up I won't be putting on my wall and instead keep nice and cozy next to me right next to the heart on my sleeve. You've already taken your seat, would you mind if Johnny Bravo makes you feel more comfortable?

>>4892321
Princess of Britannia, it is I, Johnny li Bravo your shining prince and the man who will woo you with my pretty ways. While the fans all calmer around CC about dat ass, I have my sights on a AAA beauty who has dem eyes. I can sense that loneliness is a huge problem with you and Johnny Bravo will be the man who can solve it from within.

>>4892858
It's only natural that you love me, sometimes when I look in the mirror I almost fall in love with myself. However that's impossible as in the mirror in front of me is a certain luscious, lip pierced lovely demanding my care. When you crack a mirror it's seven years bad luck but when you fill the crack in my heart it's an eternity of living with my care and affection.

>>4895961

You made my day, Johnny, never stop being awesome.

Bumping

>>4895961
Oh Johnny you can sit next to me anytime you want. Your threads always make me smile. Thank you. Love you bunches Johnny. Don't ever change.

anymore ladies want more sexy Bravo loving?

>>4895961
ahh, this really made me happy, hahaha! this princess is very pleased. never change, Johnny. <3

The biggest weakness of a Johnny Bravo thread is that its reliant on women posting pictures of themselves. Without fresh pictures Johnny won't make comments, he doesn't seem like the type to post in other threads I noticed.

alright, why the heck not.
This is from my most recent shoot where I was farm-style Panty

yes I am on a horse backwards..

Johnny should cosplay as JP.

>>4898283
This is awesome for two reasons. No 3, and I love all of them...you make a great Panty, riding backwards works for her character is perfect because she is a derp, and it is a wonderful reverse cowgirl reference.

Definitely my favorite Panty ever.

>>4898363
ahahahah thank-you so much! I was expecting Johnny but your comment was equally flattering :)

Panty. THER DERPY COWGIRL.

>>4898283
Listen here cutie, even though the number of guys you've slept with is in the triple digits you will still be my number one girl. I'm sure that you haven't felt any sweet loving like the kind Johnny Bravo which is long and gentle and never Brief. Before you go riding off into the sunset my cowgirl, how about we turn this little house on the prairie into a home on the range.

BUMP

Bump~! I love these threads!

I adore you for making these threads Johnny. Thank you for making my night!

You'll only see me when you sleep. I hope that's ok Johnny.

Oh, why not?

Hey there, Johnny :3

>>4905384
I'll be seeing you in the morning when I wake up as we'll be sharing the same bed together as well....ya know...after I check it for giant holes.

Please baby, don't let me have to claw my way to the top of your boyfriend list. If you promise to leave those Elm Street kids alone, I can show you the power of of the Pulse Pounding Hear Breaker. No need to fear the heat that I bring as when you sleep next to me, I'll be there to comfort you even when you dream.

>>4905406
A pretty lady like you shouldn't have to blend in with the rest of the world. Your looks are one of a kind and I'll gladly whisk you away without the need of throwing money at your feet. Johnny Bravo is a high profile boyfriend but is free from notoriety as well. Let me love you and our relationship will be the beginning of a new legend that will span the ages and withstand the test of time. This is the creed that I choose to believe in.

We have similar hair =/

Sweep me away, Johnny, make me forget all my school and work woes...

(School started today for me and my work ignored my requests to have today off- I got dropped from 2 classes because I couldn't attend the first class, fml)

>>4907922

Oops, wrong pic. T_T Meant to upload a less morbid one, but I guess it will work.

Do you like YuYu Hakusho, Johnny?

>>4907886
You and I have very similar taste. We both like pretty looking people, with pretty looking hair. It's only obvious that the two of us should hook up to be a pretty looking couple and maybe even have pretty looking babies in the future.

Safe to say, I like pretty looking things which means I like you.

>>4907922
Honey, I won't sweep you off your feet as sweeping is reserved for dirt. Instead I'll caress your slender hands and carry you away from all your problems. You've got plenty of boo boos all over you and the prescription that Johnny. Bravo recommends is kisses all over. Now, let's get you over to my place so we can play doctor.

>>4908186
I only watch Yu Yu Hakusho when my mamma is asleep as she hates it when I watch cartoons.

I know you like to be as professional as possible while judging your matches but sometimes a slow count does the world of good such as counting the seconds we have while on a date. I'm here to give you such sweet loving that your mind will begin to wonder if it's possible to die in the Spirit Realm. The officials don't pay you enough for two things. To get physically involved other people's battles and to run away from true love.

>this thread

You are one smooth motherfucker.

>>4898360
>>4898360
>>4898360
THIS!

He'd be called Sweet JB. It fits so much

Oh man, my first time doing this Johnny. Do your worst.

I steal lots if things but you think you can steal my heart?

what do you say Jonny

>>4908996
I would do horrible, unspeakable things to your mouth out of lust.

I'll leave the smooth talk to Johnny.

oh Johnny, speak sweet words to me

>>4908996
Don't be afraid my mystical magical mamma, when I point my finger at you it's to show the rest of the world that I do indeed believe in magic and witches. I am not the man to battle you in wits or facts as I do think with looks as good as you its almost murderous. Let's make like the Wicked Witch and head west together while I make your heart melt with my wizardly charms.

>>4909154
I'll plunder your riches when I pick your lock and grab your chest. Such thievery is only fair as you've already taken my breath away. I think you've managed to enter Lulu''s section of the sphere grid as that's the only way you were able to light the raging fiagra spell in my heart. They say I am the star of my own story but I hope when I turn to the last page I see the two of us holding hands.

>>4910837
Johnny, I know I'm not normally in a thread like this, but ive come to ask you for words of wisdom. The women I ask out have boyfriends, and I know the rule about "just because there's a goalie doesn't mean I cant score" and I take that to heart, but all in all my chances of getting anywhere with any women has not been so good recently.

>>4910861
Johnny has never gotten a girlfriend in the 5 seasons his show has been on. I really don't think he's the best person to ask advice from.

>>4910890
BUT HE LOVES FROM THE HEART.

>>4910899
She's already made up her mind and playing the field while there's a goalie is gonna muck things up BAD. Hell even if they were to break up and you swoop in for the rebound is gonna cause problems as well. Just find another girl, plain and simple.

>>4910920
I wasn't referring to just one one girl. But I'll just keep finding new girls, its like a grind. I'm not Korean, I don't like grinding.

>>4910861
I didn't know pantsu had a boyfried seeing as she always makes it a point to say she doesn't.

More pictures of female cosplayers with Johnny hitting on them.

Less advice on love and relationships.

>>4910837

oh johnny you turned a miserable night to an oh so much better one.