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    23 KB Anonymous 08/17/11(Wed)01:41 No.4859816  
    New thread. Old thread: >>4838985

    Last time...
    >LittleJelloSaladxPantsuNugeruMon by CaptainMarvelous
    >smokerxPantsuNugeruMon by Masao
    >CakeMonsterxMasaoxMoose by Masao
    >ClaudiexOnii-chan by LittleJelloSalad
    >> Anonymous 08/17/11(Wed)01:56 No.4859873
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    >>4859816
    >>4859816
    >>4859816
    >>4859816

    >CakeMonsterxMasaoxMoose by Masao
    >> Anonymous 08/17/11(Wed)01:58 No.4859883
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    >LittleJelloSaladxPantsuNugeruMon by CaptainMarvelous
    >> Anonymous 08/17/11(Wed)01:59 No.4859887
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    >>4859816
    >smokerxPantsuNugeruMon by Masao
    >> Guava !!TpXXUCjsic6 08/17/11(Wed)01:59 No.4859889
    I am monitoring this thread
    >> Anonymous 08/17/11(Wed)02:00 No.4859894
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    hatsuu's story
    >> Anonymous 08/17/11(Wed)02:05 No.4859912
    >>4859894
    you have masao's rape one with pantsu?
    >> Anonymous 08/17/11(Wed)02:05 No.4859915
    Someone just make something with Matt.
    PLEASE
    >> Claudie !!5M+s+ZHeFhU 08/17/11(Wed)02:09 No.4859927
    >>4859915
    WITH LOTS OF BITING AND SHIT.

    yeeeeaaahhhhh.
    >> Smoker !VUmDTeLJOM 08/17/11(Wed)02:09 No.4859929
    >>4859915
    Matt was minding his own business and then he got raped by YOU. HE DIDN'T ENJOY IT. YOU ARE A MONSTER. MATT'S PSYCHE WILL NEVER BE THE SAME. THANKS A LOT ASSHOLE.
    >> Anonymous 08/17/11(Wed)02:11 No.4859935
    >>4859873
    Unexpected HNNNNGGG. Dammit /cgl/...that was better than I thought it would be
    >> ♠Todd♣ !V//////Mxg 08/17/11(Wed)02:11 No.4859938
    >>4859929
    I didn't know women rape men?
    >> Anonymous 08/17/11(Wed)02:12 No.4859943
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    >>4859912
    enjoy :)
    >> Smoker !VUmDTeLJOM 08/17/11(Wed)02:13 No.4859949
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    >>4859938
    THEY ARENT.
    >> Anonymous 08/17/11(Wed)02:15 No.4859960
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    >>4859887
    my otp
    >> Claudie !!5M+s+ZHeFhU 08/17/11(Wed)02:18 No.4859974
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    >>4859938
    Please, men can also be raped. Speaking of, keep up that super sexy k-pop hair thing you have going and you could be next, Todd.
    >> Smoker !VUmDTeLJOM 08/17/11(Wed)02:19 No.4859979
    >>4859960
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLfKGhFrFT0#t=49s
    >> PantsuNugeruMon !!pjuJP0576Q+ 08/17/11(Wed)02:19 No.4859984
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    Hey guys, what's going on in he---FUCK.

    That's exactly what's going on. Damn. Welp, here comes more fics about me because Marv finish his story.
    >> ♠Todd♣ !V//////Mxg 08/17/11(Wed)02:21 No.4859992
    >>4859974
    uh...
    I don't think I can get raped. How is she gonna force me to have an erection?
    >> PantsuNugeruMon !!pjuJP0576Q+ 08/17/11(Wed)02:21 No.4859994
    >>4859984
    has got to finish*
    Screw this phone.

    >>4859960
    Oh no, you're back.
    >> Moose 08/17/11(Wed)02:21 No.4859995
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    >>4859974
    >Please, men can also be raped.
    Like that one time when Charizard raped God.
    >> Captain Marvelous !!IB1pZcmTQv/ 08/17/11(Wed)02:22 No.4860004
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    >>4859984
    I intend to make the ending something to remember. (In the non-pervy way. :3)
    ...
    Tomorrow. >n>
    >> Anonymous 08/17/11(Wed)02:26 No.4860025
    >>4859979
    .............
    can you two just do what happens in that fic and I watch and I can forget about that vid? ;)
    >> Smoker !VUmDTeLJOM 08/17/11(Wed)02:28 No.4860031
    >>4860025
    Not when I just found the worst remix of it ever.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plGp9g5de8E
    >> Anonymous 08/17/11(Wed)02:30 No.4860043
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    >>4860031
    so you are hard over the fic too? :P
    >> Claudie !!5M+s+ZHeFhU 08/17/11(Wed)02:32 No.4860051
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    >>4859992
    Lots of erection inducing pills to get you hard.
    >> Zel !KRog59obk6 08/17/11(Wed)02:34 No.4860066
    Iamokaywiththis.jpeg
    >> ♠Todd♣ !V//////Mxg 08/17/11(Wed)02:36 No.4860075
    >>4860051
    Is she gonna force it down my throat? I mean, I'm a pretty small guy, but I can probably take her.

    Just... please don't rape me.
    >> PantsuNugeruMon !!pjuJP0576Q+ 08/17/11(Wed)02:36 No.4860076
    >>4860004
    Woo! I'm sure onee-sama will enjoy that.

    >>4860025
    Can you just go away? You're starting to really creep me the fuck out. I bet you're the same Anon that took that screencap of CakeMonster's facebook.
    >> Anonymous 08/17/11(Wed)02:41 No.4860099
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    >>4860076
    You mean this one? I still want PantsuxCakeMonster with silly, girly sleepover shenanigans and midnight cake baking + cute breakfast time
    >> Zel !KRog59obk6 08/17/11(Wed)02:42 No.4860105
    >>4859929

    You write the best stories.
    >> Matt !o504RVa/WI 08/17/11(Wed)02:42 No.4860108
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    >>4859927
    >>4859915
    Im ok with this
    >> Smoker !VUmDTeLJOM 08/17/11(Wed)02:43 No.4860110
    >>4860043
    I am so fucking hard right now.
    >> Anonymous 08/17/11(Wed)02:43 No.4860112
    BLUE x Todd .

    please.
    >> Anonymous 08/17/11(Wed)02:45 No.4860118
    >>4860110
    Get a cetain someone to help you with that. ;))
    >> Smoker !VUmDTeLJOM 08/17/11(Wed)02:45 No.4860120
    >>4860105
    Thanks zel, I think my post modernist musings elitist a deeper more philosophical calling from my readers compared to the rest, which is obviously vile pish posh
    >> PantsuNugeruMon !!pjuJP0576Q+ 08/17/11(Wed)02:50 No.4860142
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    >>4860099
    Could you PLEASE stop that? Cake and I were freaking out about it posted last time, and posting it again is not any better. This just goes to show how far you're going and being creepy. Yes, I mad.

    FFFFFFF. Jesus.
    I need a hug.
    >> Zel !KRog59obk6 08/17/11(Wed)02:52 No.4860146
    >>4860120

    Take me now!~
    >> Beloved_Of_Cthulhu !!wIEkitftaKh 08/17/11(Wed)02:53 No.4860149
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    >>4860142
    *hug* do you feel worse yet?
    >> Zel !KRog59obk6 08/17/11(Wed)02:53 No.4860152
    >>4860112
    MaidBLUE x Everyone.
    >> CakeMonster !cake.q7yIg 08/17/11(Wed)02:54 No.4860154
    >>4860099
    Who are you?
    >> Anonymous 08/17/11(Wed)02:55 No.4860159
    >>4860112
    >>4860112
    Blue let out a sigh as he took the top of his cosplay off. He had built a pretty good sweat this time around, but he was still the one getting the most attention from the lonely fatties, even in this elite con.

    “Ready to hit the showers, uh, Blue?” Blue was surprised to discover he was not alone in the con locker room. His mind wandered off for a moment looking at the long hair and glistening wet figure, stopping at the towel wrapped around the washboard abs before he could recognize Todd to return the greeting.

    “G..Good evening T...Todd!” His own towel fell off from his waist as he stretched out his arm to shake Todds hand. The fashionista let out a hearty laugh as he eyed blue up and down, who was keeping his posture the whole time, seemingly unconcerned about his nakedness. Todd finally patted him on the shoulder and continued on his way, still laughing.
    “What a great guy,” Blue said to no one in particular, as he stopped at the shower he always used.
    >> Anonymous 08/17/11(Wed)02:55 No.4860169
    >>4860159
    >>4860159
    Blue was almost done, happily enjoying the feeling of hot water against his body, still tired from his previous confrontation with lustful fatties. Suddenly, he felt a strong grip on his sore arms. “What’s up, Blue?” He recognized Todd’s voice from behind him.

    “Todd? What-“ he tried to turn around, but his grip was just too strong. “Cut it out, dickwad!” Todd’s strong commanding silenced him. “Don’t pretend like you don’t know what’s happening!”

    “Umm...no, Todd...listen, maybe you have the wrong idea, but-”

    “THE WRONG IDEA!?” His fellow tripfag leaned in to roar in his ear, and Blue felt a big, hard shape against his ass. Was that Todd’s dick? It was like a baseball!

    “You prance around showing off that hot ass of yours, and when one tries to give you exactly what you’re asking for, you act all prudish!” Blue had already given up on trying to break free from the tripfags firm grip.

    “I jus' really like prancin'!” he explained desperately.
    >> Anonymous 08/17/11(Wed)02:55 No.4860170
    >>4860154
    You're friendly neighborhood facebook friend.
    >> Anonymous 08/17/11(Wed)02:56 No.4860173
    >>4860169
    “Don’t tell me you didn’t know there was a camera in here!” Todd’s powerful arms turned Blue around, making him look up at a corner. For the first time, Blue noticed a hidden camera lens on the ceiling, pointing directly at his shower of choice.

    “Don’t try to deny it, you just love showing off your stuff! Tell me you weren’t begging for prick when you flashed me just minutes ago, you cocksucker! Yeah, 'great guy' my balls! Since you started going to this con your ass has been hungry for a Todd dicking, and that’s just what I’m gonna give to it!”

    His grip on him suddenly changed from Blue’s arms to his soft hips, lifting him off the ground. Blue flailed his arms around desperately, trying to break free to no avail. How did Todd ever get so strong? He felt the thick cock against his lower back, and with a sudden motion the tripfag jammed the head up his ass, slamming Blue’s face against the wall and muffling his shriek of pain.
    >> Claudie !!5M+s+ZHeFhU 08/17/11(Wed)02:56 No.4860176
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    >>4860142
    /hug ♡
    >> Anonymous 08/17/11(Wed)02:57 No.4860177
    >>4860173
    >>4860173
    For what seemed like hours, Blue was ridden by Todd, crying out with his delicious british accent for help, but to no avail. He finally gave up, and the only sound that could be heard was the tripfags pounding motion and his demeaning insults. Finally, he felt Todd’s tool in his rectum swell up and explode. He heard him grunt with pleasure. “You know why they call you ‘Blue’? Because ur ass is black and blue when they’re done with it.”

    The tripfag let his man cream come out on Blue’s ass for a while, before pulling out and turning him over, finally allowing him to see his face. He was red from the effort and lust. “Swallow, bitch,” he ordered simply as he directed his white gob shooter at his face. Blue was too tired and humiliated to fight back, so he just complied.

    “I’ll let you in on a secret, cunt” Todd said, finally done emptying his release. “See that camera over there?” Blue noticed a remote control on Todd’s hand as he pointed up. “It’s been broadcasting to all the con’s tv screens since the start of our little ordeal.” A look of terror appeared on Blue’s face. “I’d love to see what your beloved fellow con-goers, and especially your groupies, think of your performance.” The tripfag smiled with a wide grin
    >> Anonymous 08/17/11(Wed)02:57 No.4860182
    >>4860177
    >>4860177
    “Open up,” he ordered, as his strong arms lifted Blue by the shoulders and pinned him against the wall. Leaning his hips upwards, he started to pee, his still semi-erect dick delivering a glorious golden shower on Blue’s body. He let go of one shoulder and used his free hand to direct his yellow stream against the shy boys face.

    With his tool finally empty, Todd unceremoniously dropped Blue on the floor and left. Lying face down, water falling down on his ravished ass, still hearing the hunk’s jovial laugh, Blue turned his face up towards the camera. “nice haircut…” he cried out, as a single tear streamed down his face. “You don’t know shit about style,” Todd said as he turned around and strutted out the door
    >> PantsuNugeruMon !!pjuJP0576Q+ 08/17/11(Wed)02:58 No.4860185
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    >>4860149
    I'd feel a lot better if it was a hug from another person, but whatever. SURE. I FEEL WORSE. HOW DOES IT FEEL TO MAKE ME FEEL WORSE?

    >>4860152
    ME FIRST!

    >>4860154
    This.
    >> ♠Todd♣ !V//////Mxg 08/17/11(Wed)02:58 No.4860186
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    >>4860177
    >>4860173
    >>4860169
    >>4860159
    >> PantsuNugeruMon !!pjuJP0576Q+ 08/17/11(Wed)02:59 No.4860193
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    >>4860176
    Aww, thank you bby. <3
    >> Zel !KRog59obk6 08/17/11(Wed)03:00 No.4860196
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    >>4860185
    It was my idea.
    >> Poolboy !!FxpWWedJUtg 08/17/11(Wed)03:00 No.4860199
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    >>4860159
    >>4860169
    >>4860173
    >>4860177

    BEST THING OF LIFE
    >>4860182
    >> CakeMonster !cake.q7yIg 08/17/11(Wed)03:01 No.4860205
    >>4860170
    brb purging my friends list on fb.
    >> Claudie !!5M+s+ZHeFhU 08/17/11(Wed)03:02 No.4860212
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    >>4860182
    >>4860177
    >>4860173
    >>4860169
    >>4860159
    YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
    >> Nova★ !!9FsKRAuNsdD 08/17/11(Wed)03:03 No.4860216
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    >“You don’t know shit about style,”
    like a fuckin boss!

    LMAO!
    I don't know why I read this ...but I'm still laughing out loud right now ahhaha
    >> PantsuNugeruMon !!pjuJP0576Q+ 08/17/11(Wed)03:03 No.4860220
    >>4860196
    But he said so himself that he's gonna marry me when he comes to Texas...

    >>4860205
    Same.
    >> Zel !KRog59obk6 08/17/11(Wed)03:06 No.4860226
    >>4860220
    There goes my hopes and dreams ;_;
    >> Smoker !VUmDTeLJOM 08/17/11(Wed)03:07 No.4860232
    >>4860146
    Onward we shall go, above all this rif raff.
    >>4860159
    >>4860169
    >>4860173
    >>4860177
    >>4860182
    I jus' really like prancin'...

    >>4860185
    no car... see you Thursday apparently?
    >> Anonymous 08/17/11(Wed)03:07 No.4860233
    >>4860205
    you will never guess who this is, Madeline
    >> Zel !KRog59obk6 08/17/11(Wed)03:09 No.4860241
    >>4860232

    I'll follow you anywhere
    /swoon~
    >> PantsuNugeruMon !!pjuJP0576Q+ 08/17/11(Wed)03:11 No.4860247
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    >>4860232
    Oh, well I didn't say a hug from you, but okay!

    AND I KNOW YOU DON'T HAVE A CAR. EXCUSES, EXCUSES.
    >> Beloved_Of_Cthulhu !!wIEkitftaKh 08/17/11(Wed)03:13 No.4860255
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    >>4860149
    How about plushiethulhu hug they're super comforting?
    >> CakeMonster !cake.q7yIg 08/17/11(Wed)03:13 No.4860260
    >>4860233
    Fuck, get out right now. This is not okay, okay?
    >> Smoker !VUmDTeLJOM 08/17/11(Wed)03:15 No.4860266
    >>4860260
    I'll beat em up for you. But you have to find out who it is before my aimless rage can be focused with a vintage feel.
    >> PantsuNugeruMon !!pjuJP0576Q+ 08/17/11(Wed)03:15 No.4860268
    >>4860255
    D'aww. Yes! I'd like that.

    >>4860233
    Just. Leave us both alone, okay? Not cool.
    >> Anonymous 08/17/11(Wed)03:18 No.4860276
    >>4860260
    >>4860268
    Madeline and Adriana will not find out who I am :)
    >> CakeMonster !cake.q7yIg 08/17/11(Wed)03:20 No.4860279
    >>4860266
    just beat them all up. ;A;
    >> Smoker !VUmDTeLJOM 08/17/11(Wed)03:20 No.4860281
    >>4860276
    Ok so its a mutual friend.
    A creeper.

    OH IS IT THAT BETA KID? I BET ITS THAT FAGGOT!
    >> PantsuNugeruMon !!pjuJP0576Q+ 08/17/11(Wed)03:21 No.4860289
    >>4860281
    Which beta kid?
    SAVE ME. YOU'RE ALL BIG AND STUFF. IT'S YOUR JOB TO.

    >>4860276
    Woah, woah. You post my name, now? No. Just...don't.
    >> Queen N 08/17/11(Wed)03:27 No.4860311
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    >>4860233
    LEAVE CAKE AND PANTSU ALONE! THEY DON'T DESERVE THIS!

    AFTER ALL THEY'VE BEEN THROUGH!
    THEY WENT THROUGH A DIVORCE!
    THEY HAD TWO FUCKING KIDS!
    AND NOW THERE'S A CUSTODY BATTLE!

    LEAVE THEM ALOOOONNNNEEEEEE!
    >> Anonymous 08/17/11(Wed)03:28 No.4860313
    >>4860281
    yeah a mutual friend

    >>4860289
    but I will
    >> CakeMonster !cake.q7yIg 08/17/11(Wed)03:30 No.4860318
    >>4860281
    What beta kid? shajskd
    I am so confused, why is this happening?
    >>4860311
    Your name is now Queen Crocker.
    >> Masao !AXKingCkkQ 08/17/11(Wed)03:31 No.4860326
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    >>4860318
    >>4860289
    >>4860281
    >>4860276
    Anon, you're seriously grinding my gears.
    http://vocaroo.com/?media=vb6sl9zWSm0dvD4TR
    >> CakeMonster !cake.q7yIg 08/17/11(Wed)03:32 No.4860329
    >>4860313
    ... D-Do I know you irl?
    >> Smoker !VUmDTeLJOM 08/17/11(Wed)03:33 No.4860337
    >>4860326
    You being quiet so that no one else wakes up is not the most threatening thing you could do.
    >> Anonymous 08/17/11(Wed)03:33 No.4860339
    you fucks cant seem to figure out that all you need to do is stop replying to this fag
    >> Masao !AXKingCkkQ 08/17/11(Wed)03:35 No.4860343
    >>4860337
    Uh, I'm alone in the house right now. And it sounds loud enough to me. /shrug
    >> Anonymous 08/17/11(Wed)03:36 No.4860348
    >>4860326
    you don't threaten me masao
    >> Smoker !VUmDTeLJOM 08/17/11(Wed)03:37 No.4860357
    >>4860348
    WOOOOOOH LOVE MY LIFE AS A DICKHEAD, ALL MY FRIENDS ARE DICKHEADS TOO.
    >> that guy !.BTbiI/fb. 08/17/11(Wed)03:46 No.4860407
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    >>4860357
    you have friends?
    >> Smoker !VUmDTeLJOM 08/17/11(Wed)03:47 No.4860416
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    >>4860407
    Oh fuck your right.
    I...
    Well...

    YOURE A FAGGOT. WHEN ARE WE GONNA HANG OUT.
    >> Masao !AXKingCkkQ 08/17/11(Wed)03:48 No.4860417
    >>4860407
    He needs SOMEONE besides his mom to drive him places.
    >> PantsuNugeruMon !!pjuJP0576Q+ 08/17/11(Wed)03:48 No.4860419
    >>4860348
    WAIT.
    I'm looking through mutual friends Cake and I have on facebook. Are you that Tyler kid?
    >> Smoker !VUmDTeLJOM 08/17/11(Wed)03:49 No.4860422
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    >>4860417
    >> PantsuNugeruMon !!pjuJP0576Q+ 08/17/11(Wed)03:51 No.4860428
    >>4860416
    I guess I'm not your friend, apparently. THAT'S OKAY, I GUESS. IT'S NOT LIKE I WANT TO BE YOUR FRIEND OR ANYTHING. BAKA.
    >> Masao !AXKingCkkQ 08/17/11(Wed)03:52 No.4860433
    >>4860428
    >>4860422
    I'm on a vocaroo kick tonight. Have some monologue.
    http://vocaroo.com/?media=v0ajSixDyZHdtkcHH
    >> Smoker !VUmDTeLJOM 08/17/11(Wed)03:53 No.4860435
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    >>4860428
    All I can think of is a small black child with a beard. You put waaay to much effort into that post.
    >> Smoker !VUmDTeLJOM 08/17/11(Wed)03:54 No.4860440
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    >>4860433
    YOU ARE BORING.

    NOT EVEN A HINT OF GUSTO
    NOT EVEN A WAFT OF SPLITTING MY LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER

    DO IT AGAIN, BUT MORE HAPPY AND WITH YOUR MOUTH OPEN.
    >> Anonymous 08/17/11(Wed)03:55 No.4860441
    >>4860419
    you will never know.
    >> that guy !.BTbiI/fb. 08/17/11(Wed)03:59 No.4860448
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    >>4860417
    >>4860422
    hey wow your right haha
    good call
    >> PantsuNugeruMon !!pjuJP0576Q+ 08/17/11(Wed)03:59 No.4860449
    >>4860441
    You know what? Whatever. I don't care anymore.

    >>4860433
    Too quiet.

    >>4860435
    I put way too much effort into everything. Sue me. BUT REALLY, A SMALL BLACK CHILD? THANKS. I CAN FEEL THE LOVE.
    >> Smoker !VUmDTeLJOM 08/17/11(Wed)04:00 No.4860458
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    >>4860448
    You know the via bus is pretty cool too.
    >> that guy !.BTbiI/fb. 08/17/11(Wed)04:06 No.4860472
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    >>4860458
    >> Anonymous 08/17/11(Wed)04:06 No.4860474
    >>4860449
    bleh your no fun
    >> Masao !AXKingCkkQ 08/17/11(Wed)04:08 No.4860477
    >>4860449
    http://vocaroo.com/?media=vHtS9L3nuheqYaquK
    >> PantsuNugeruMon !!pjuJP0576Q+ 08/17/11(Wed)04:12 No.4860490
    >>4860477
    W-what...
    >> CakeMonster !cake.q7yIg 08/17/11(Wed)04:20 No.4860500
    >>4860474
    You're*
    I no longer care either.
    >> Monoclancer !.EmqUW5J46 08/17/11(Wed)05:16 No.4860594
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    Dear god, this thread... and the last one too...

    Captcha: EVElolat library's
    >> maryjane !zmlklASUKA 08/17/11(Wed)05:44 No.4860631
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    >no mention of maryjane
    >> Shortcake !qwYW/g1XDU 08/17/11(Wed)06:44 No.4860683
    huzzah for fapfics!
    >> Shortcake !qwYW/g1XDU 08/17/11(Wed)10:39 No.4860929
    why are all the writers alseep, wake up and start writing!

    *pouts*
    >> Captain Marvelous !!IB1pZcmTQv/ 08/17/11(Wed)10:40 No.4860931
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    >>4860929
    Cause I just woke up ;~;
    >> Pirate Toaster !c1TjLrVNNA 08/17/11(Wed)10:42 No.4860935
    Awww man, forever alone.
    >> Shortcake !qwYW/g1XDU 08/17/11(Wed)10:44 No.4860940
    >>4860931
    yay, the thread is alive again!
    >> Captain Marvelous !!IB1pZcmTQv/ 08/17/11(Wed)11:13 No.4861009
    >>4860940
    Barely. :l
    I'll do what I can to continue this after work.
    Also creeper gtfo.
    >> Beloved_Of_Cthulhu !!wIEkitftaKh 08/17/11(Wed)11:16 No.4861020
    I keep wondering if I should have a go at this but I havent written anything rude since I was umm teenage
    >> Shortcake !qwYW/g1XDU 08/17/11(Wed)11:39 No.4861044
    >>4861009
    I am not a creeper, I am a literature enthusiast
    >> Anonymous 08/17/11(Wed)12:28 No.4861091
    I'm thinking of writing a little bit of, ehm, alternative fiction for the thread. I won't go further into detail so it'll be a surprise.
    Any pairing requests?
    >> BLUE !./././VTrk 08/17/11(Wed)12:41 No.4861123
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    >>4860159
    >>4860169
    >>4860173
    >>4860177
    >>4860182
    This always gets me
    every goddamn time
    it's not even that good but still god damn
    >> Masao !AXKingCkkQ 08/17/11(Wed)12:44 No.4861128
    >>4860935
    Do you want something written about you?
    >> Pirate Toaster !c1TjLrVNNA 08/17/11(Wed)12:51 No.4861148
    >>4861128
    I'd love that but I have no pairing, I just crush on MaryJane and NOVA from afar.
    >> Masao !AXKingCkkQ 08/17/11(Wed)12:57 No.4861163
    >>4861148
    Hm, perhaps an MJxyou fic then. I don't know Nova so that'd be a bit awkward. MJ has been wanting to get in on this thread after all. Got an AIM? We can work out the details so I don't do anything you're uncomfortable with.
    >> Pirate Toaster !c1TjLrVNNA 08/17/11(Wed)13:11 No.4861198
    >>4861163
    I'm just trying to set one up but the confirmation email is taking it's sweet time and I'm about to go out for a bit. Honestly I'm open to anything, and if it helps I'm submissive as fuck.
    >> Masao !AXKingCkkQ 08/17/11(Wed)13:16 No.4861223
    >>4861198
    Alrighty then. Tell me when you do finish setting it up though, because I'm finishing up two (possibly three if I can convince myself to defile Jello) others before I get started on yours so there's time for you to think about it. I do have fun with subs and sub stories if that wasn't obvious enough already, so this one should be fun.
    >> Captain Marvelous !!IB1pZcmTQv/ 08/17/11(Wed)15:08 No.4861523
    >>4861044
    Nah, no worries Shortcake. You're not the creeper c:
    >> BLUE !./././VTrk 08/17/11(Wed)15:30 No.4861571
    >>4861566
    >using my mom's computer
    dude you are so cool right now
    >> M3RC !JGdaYVQfJM 08/17/11(Wed)15:31 No.4861576
    >>4861571
    I know right?
    >> Shortcake !qwYW/g1XDU 08/17/11(Wed)15:38 No.4861599
    >>4861523
    phew, got worried for a moment.
    >> ♠Todd♣ !V//////Mxg 08/17/11(Wed)15:43 No.4861617
    >>4861576
    oh no, you don't have your XXXXXXXX anymore.
    >> Pirate Toaster !c1TjLrVNNA 08/17/11(Wed)15:46 No.4861633
    >>4861223
    Okay it's been hours and still no confirmation email, do you have Steam?
    >> M3RC !JGdaYVQfJM 08/17/11(Wed)15:47 No.4861641
    >>4861617
    Using a different computer and browser.
    I have the code saved in my email and I'm using it right now, but it come out differently.
    >> ♠Todd♣ !V//////Mxg 08/17/11(Wed)15:48 No.4861644
    >>4860182
    >“nice haircut…” he cried out, as a single tear streamed down his face. “You don’t know shit about style,” Todd said as he turned around and strutted out the door


    Why would blue make fun of my haircut? He likes me haircut.
    >> Her Cake and Eating It Too - A CakeMonsterxMasaoxMoose fic. Masao !AXKingCkkQ 08/17/11(Wed)16:00 No.4861690
    “Uh, Moose? Moose? What are you doing?” Masao stammered, still thrusting his hips at Cake, unable to stop even with this audience. Moose put it on around her waist, a foul grin on her face as she circled around behind Masao. Cake’s eyes had rolled back into her head; seemingly she had fainted from embarrassment and was just coming to. Moose pushed Masao forward onto Cake, a startled look came over his face as he realized just what she planned to do. “Uh, Moose, I don’t swing that way, you know that… unless it’s like, a god tier trap or somethi-“

    She cut him off, the head of the enormous strap-on prodding his taint, making him twitch inside of Cake from the sudden touch and stimulation. Dipping her hips lower, she rubbed the strap-on between Cake’s ass cheeks, soaked wet from her juices dripping down from where Masao was impaling her with his length. Once it was nice and wet, she dragged it back up, the head rubbing against Cake’s slit and the bottom ridge of his member, past his balls and up to the tight hole beyond. “Moose, don’t do this…” were the last words he uttered before he screamed.
    >> Masao !AXKingCkkQ 08/17/11(Wed)16:01 No.4861695
    >>4861633
    Uninstalled it, actually. I have MSN/Windows Live and Yahoo though.
    >> JillyBean !!mfTMBcZaJs2 08/17/11(Wed)16:07 No.4861720
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    this thread... yet I cant look away for some reason. It's like a train wreck.
    >> Shortcake !qwYW/g1XDU 08/17/11(Wed)16:12 No.4861749
    >>4861690
    :O
    Masao takes it up the ass?
    >> Masao !AXKingCkkQ 08/17/11(Wed)16:20 No.4861782
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    Pirate Toaster, hit me with your SteamID I guess. Or make a Hotmail/MSN/Windows Live or Yahoo account, or try making an AIM again.

    >>4861749
    AHAHAHAHAHA.

    It was requested that I get assraped by Moose. Now is my chance to prove that I have the balls to write about getting assraped.
    >> Pirate Toaster !c1TjLrVNNA 08/17/11(Wed)16:27 No.4861805
    >>4861782
    Sorry I was afk. MSN is in the email field (:
    >> M3RC !VXXXXXXXX2 08/17/11(Wed)16:34 No.4861824
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    >>4861782
    That picture makes me cringe.
    All I'm thinking is "No no no no no no!!"
    >fixed computer
    >> Masao !AXKingCkkQ 08/17/11(Wed)16:36 No.4861833
    >>4861805
    Added and messaged.

    >>4861824
    So I take it you know what it's from? ;D
    >> Anonymous 08/17/11(Wed)16:37 No.4861835
    write a yuri fanfic about the hottest female fl cosplayers
    >> M3RC !VXXXXXXXX2 08/17/11(Wed)16:43 No.4861857
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    >>4861833
    Nope.
    Just the thought of getting your dick cut off with scissors is just cringeworthy.
    >> Shortcake !qwYW/g1XDU 08/17/11(Wed)16:45 No.4861861
    >>4861833
    oooh a torture doujin?

    linkey linkey linkey!
    >> Masao !AXKingCkkQ 08/17/11(Wed)16:49 No.4861875
    >>4861857
    >>4861861
    Nope, it's from a ski-jumping manga called Nononono.
    >> Anonymous 08/17/11(Wed)18:07 No.4862120
    Bump.
    >> Anonymous 08/17/11(Wed)18:16 No.4862150
    MOAR
    >> Moose 08/17/11(Wed)18:33 No.4862234
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    >>4861690
    i CAN'T EVEN,,,,,,,,
    http://vocaroo.com/?media=vsGsoXZ7pLUHneoC4
    Might want to turn your volume down for this just in case.
    >> Masao !AXKingCkkQ 08/17/11(Wed)19:30 No.4862513
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    >>4862234
    HAHAHAHAHAHA OH GOD
    >> Kiss my front butt. LittleJelloSalad !YG.DdnIWg6 08/17/11(Wed)19:35 No.4862539
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    Reaching down between them, Claudie gripped her oniichan's cock and slower lowered herself onto it. Resisting the urge to close her eyes and ride him with abandon, she instead watched his face as emotions played over it.

    First shock, as he first slid into her. Then, pleasure as her inner walls welcomed him with a hot, wet, tight hug. Finally, sheer delight swarm over his features, his eyelids fluttering shut, his teeth sinking into his lower lip with a muffled moan as the last bit of him sank all the way into her. This was what Claudie loved to see. With an amused smile, Claudie rolled her hips, earning a soft gasp from her companion. "Don't just sit there, fuck me." She commanded with an impatient wiggle of her hips.

    Claudie's companion wasted no time, his hands coming up to grip her hips, holding them as he began thrusting up into her tight heat. Each upward thrust had Claudie moaning softly, her eyes watching his every movement through lowered lids. When just his thrusts weren't enough, she would rock her hips back in time with his, meeting with a wet smack.
    >> FUCK DA POLICE. LittleJelloSalad !YG.DdnIWg6 08/17/11(Wed)19:59 No.4862618
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    >>4862539
    Claudie was losing herself in the motions, now bouncing mindlessly on his cock. "O-Oniichan!" She gasped, over and over, mixed up only with a few "Harder!"s, and a couple of curse words.

    "C-Claudie, I-I really need to cum." Her companion gasped, hips moving erratically. Panting, Claudie leaned over, wrapping her arms tightly around her lover's shoulders. Lovingly, she kissed the side of his face. Her own body was so close to climax, there was no way she could stop him now. "Go ahead and cum, Oniichan." She moaned, her vagina convulsing in the first contractions of orgasm.

    "Fill me with your seed, Masao Oniichan."
    And he did, bucking up deep into her as he came, string after string of semen shooting into her, filling her to the brim. It spurted past his cock, sticking to her inner thighs. Claudie herself rode out her own orgasm, gasping and crying out as her whole body seemed to convulse around him.

    Finally, with a tired grunt, she dropped her head onto his chest, cheeks flushed, expression satiated. Her companion's arms wrapped around her, a smile on his lips. "M-Masao Oniichan, you got me all messy. Stupid." She mumbled weakly. With a laugh, he kissed the top of her head. "You're so tsundere, Claudie." That earned a pout, and a playful slap on his shoulder.

    "I love you, too."

    THE END.
    >Iregretnothing. Absolutely nothing.
    >> Pirate Toaster !c1TjLrVNNA 08/17/11(Wed)19:59 No.4862621
    >>4861833
    My laptop is trolling me, I'm sure of it. Nothing's come up. Try my steam ID - Pirate Toaster, as that seems to be working.
    >> Claudie !!5M+s+ZHeFhU 08/17/11(Wed)20:07 No.4862645
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    >>4862618
    THIS IS SO WRONG.
    >> BLUE !./././VTrk 08/17/11(Wed)20:08 No.4862651
    >>4862645
    pfft
    you enjoyed it don't lie
    >> Masao !AXKingCkkQ 08/17/11(Wed)20:09 No.4862661
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    >>4862645
    SO RIGHT.
    >> Claudie !!5M+s+ZHeFhU 08/17/11(Wed)20:11 No.4862668
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    >>4862651
    I DIDN'T ENJOY THAT AT ALL.

    >>4862661
    You put Jello up to this, pervert pervert pervert!!
    >> LittleJelloSalad !YG.DdnIWg6 08/17/11(Wed)20:12 No.4862670
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    >>4862645
    I have destroyed all that is pure.

    I hope some day you will forgive me.
    >> BLUE !./././VTrk 08/17/11(Wed)20:13 No.4862676
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    >>4862668
    huh
    you seemed enthusiastic about it up earlier
    >> Claudie !!5M+s+ZHeFhU 08/17/11(Wed)20:16 No.4862682
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    >>4862676
    But t-t-t-this is way too embarrassing!!

    >>4862670
    Not your fault Jello, Masao is just evil and perverted!
    >> BLUE !./././VTrk 08/17/11(Wed)20:18 No.4862686
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    >>4862682
    In mine I got pissed on by Todd.
    Yours isn't that embarrassing.
    Unless you consider intercourse with Masao embarrassing
    >> M3RC !VXXXXXXXX2 08/17/11(Wed)20:19 No.4862687
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    >>4862539
    >>4862618
    >> Claudie !!5M+s+ZHeFhU 08/17/11(Wed)20:19 No.4862690
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    >>4862686
    That's very, very true...
    >> Smoker !VUmDTeLJOM 08/17/11(Wed)20:20 No.4862694
    >>4862686
    Thats pretty embarassing, at least todd is attractive.

    HEYYYYOHHHHH
    >> Claudie !!5M+s+ZHeFhU 08/17/11(Wed)20:21 No.4862697
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    >>4862694
    D'OH HO HO
    >> BLUE !./././VTrk 08/17/11(Wed)20:22 No.4862700
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    >>4862694
    >> LittleJelloSalad !YG.DdnIWg6 08/17/11(Wed)20:23 No.4862704
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    >>4862694
    Ohshitson
    >> Masao !AXKingCkkQ 08/17/11(Wed)20:27 No.4862720
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    >>4862694
    And Pantsu still chose me over you. :3
    >> Smoker !VUmDTeLJOM 08/17/11(Wed)20:30 No.4862730
    >>4862720
    Well, you can take her for... oh what was it... oh right, about a year.
    >> Claudie !!5M+s+ZHeFhU 08/17/11(Wed)20:31 No.4862731
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    >>4862720
    Ohhh, cheapshot.
    >> Masao !AXKingCkkQ 08/17/11(Wed)20:32 No.4862737
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    >>4862731
    >> CakeMonster !cake.q7yIg 08/17/11(Wed)20:34 No.4862749
    Welp, this is getting pawkward.
    >> Smoker !VUmDTeLJOM 08/17/11(Wed)20:36 No.4862752
    >>4862749
    See you tomorrow hun.
    >> Anonymous 08/17/11(Wed)20:38 No.4862759
    This is literally one step away from being a tripfag circle jerk.
    >> CakeMonster !cake.q7yIg 08/17/11(Wed)20:39 No.4862762
    >>4862752
    W-what??
    >> Masao !AXKingCkkQ 08/17/11(Wed)20:39 No.4862763
    >>4862759
    Anons have requested and been featured in multiple stories. Quit your bitching.
    >> Smoker !VUmDTeLJOM 08/17/11(Wed)20:41 No.4862772
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    >>4862759
    "No officer, I didn't know other people would be ejaculating at the same time"
    >> Anonymous 08/17/11(Wed)20:41 No.4862773
    >>4862763
    I'm not bitching. I'm requesting. People always complains about circle jerk threads and I think it'd be hilarious to make a literal one.
    >> Smoker !VUmDTeLJOM 08/17/11(Wed)20:42 No.4862777
    >>4862762
    Wait, OH your the one thats in California. I thought you were the other panty. Carry on.
    >> LittleJelloSalad !YG.DdnIWg6 08/17/11(Wed)20:42 No.4862780
    >>4862773
    All I heard from this was:

    "Jello, please write a story where tripfags circle jerk all over an Anon."
    >> Roko the /m/ lurker !kXYa3YRTCM 08/17/11(Wed)20:47 No.4862798
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    oh hey, this thread still h-
    >smoker and masao having an e-peen fight
    OK THREADS DONE EVERYONE OUT
    >> M3RC !VXXXXXXXX2 08/17/11(Wed)20:48 No.4862805
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    >>4862772
    One more thing.
    Can I have a kiss before you go?
    It's awfully lonely out here.
    >> ♠Todd♣ !V//////Mxg 08/17/11(Wed)20:50 No.4862813
    >>4862780
    Wait... that's a bukkake. This ain't no japanese porn.
    >> Smoker !VUmDTeLJOM 08/17/11(Wed)20:51 No.4862817
    >>4862813
    That would make it ironic. You like that right?
    >> PantsuNugeruMon !!pjuJP0576Q+ 08/17/11(Wed)20:52 No.4862824
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    >>4862720
    Woah, woah, woah. I didn't choose you. Fucking cunt lol.

    >>4862730
    >>4862777
    Wait, so you're still gonna have in a year? I'm confused. And dude, CakeMonster isn't my Panty. She's the homosuck girl that was at the SJ meet with Queen N. You're thinking of Hotpants because she was at AX, but that Panty of mine now lives in Oklahoma for college, and is from Dallas. GET IT RIGHT, MAN. YOU WILL SEE PRINCESS AND I TOMORROW, FAGGOT.
    >> Anonymous 08/17/11(Wed)20:53 No.4862827
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    >>4862780
    >>4862780
    DO IT DO IT DO IT! And please make it this version of Anonymous.
    >> Smoker !VUmDTeLJOM 08/17/11(Wed)20:53 No.4862828
    >>4862824
    Jesus all your frends are named after sweets and shit. I dont even.
    >> PantsuNugeruMon !!pjuJP0576Q+ 08/17/11(Wed)20:57 No.4862853
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    >>4862828
    We're girls, deal with it. Except...my name is so much more fucking awesome because of its meaning. You can't deny that.
    >> Smoker !VUmDTeLJOM 08/17/11(Wed)20:58 No.4862860
    >>4862853
    Pantsu's look like the candy of underwear. You all are just a blur to me.
    >> PantsuNugeruMon !!pjuJP0576Q+ 08/17/11(Wed)21:01 No.4862887
    >>4862860
    Do I take that as an invitation to wear candy panties tomorrow?
    >> Mell !!gw4/lKtnI20 08/17/11(Wed)21:03 No.4862896
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    >>4862887
    Or let smoker eat your panties.
    >> CakeMonster !cake.q7yIg 08/17/11(Wed)21:04 No.4862903
    >>4862828
    >>4862777
    Okay, what.
    I was tripping before Pantsu.
    >> Smoker !VUmDTeLJOM 08/17/11(Wed)21:04 No.4862906
    >>4862903
    And you think that makes you a hipster?
    >> Mell !!gw4/lKtnI20 08/17/11(Wed)21:07 No.4862931
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    >>4862906
    It makes her a tripster.
    >> Masao !AXKingCkkQ 08/17/11(Wed)21:09 No.4862939
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    >> PantsuNugeruMon !!pjuJP0576Q+ 08/17/11(Wed)21:10 No.4862945
    >>4862896
    http://vocaroo.com/?media=va29SFoO0GjcAmEmY
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    >>4862931
    >> CakeMonster !cake.q7yIg 08/17/11(Wed)21:13 No.4862955
    >>4862906
    What made you come to that retarded conclussion?
    >> Smoker !VUmDTeLJOM 08/17/11(Wed)21:13 No.4862959
    >>4862955
    Big words coming from such a tiny person.
    >> CakeMonster !cake.q7yIg 08/17/11(Wed)21:13 No.4862960
    >>4862955
    conclusion
    >> CakeMonster !cake.q7yIg 08/17/11(Wed)21:16 No.4862975
    >>4862959
    I am not tiny!
    C'mon, I am not tiny.
    Not one bit.
    >> M3RC !VXXXXXXXX2 08/17/11(Wed)21:23 No.4863016
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    >Drama everywhere in this bitch.
    >> Smoker !VUmDTeLJOM 08/17/11(Wed)21:25 No.4863021
    >>4862975
    Youre what 5'5? Tiny. I think those horns went to your head. DOHOHOHO
    >> Anonymous 08/17/11(Wed)21:25 No.4863027
    Does anyone want specific pairings? I can write them! Either something vanilla or really kinky weird.
    >> ♠Todd♣ !V//////Mxg 08/17/11(Wed)21:31 No.4863048
    >>4863027
    Write PT and... IDK...
    >> Masao !AXKingCkkQ 08/17/11(Wed)21:34 No.4863058
    >>4863027
    Pirate Toaster x Maryjane is in the works right now after I finish the CakexMasaoxMoose one and complete Volume 2 of smokerxPantsu. I guess if you want to do your spin on that you can give it a shot and SHOW US YOUR MOVES. I'll be doing an Anna!Pirate Toaster x Asuka!MJ sub/dom fic, so if you want to do something different...
    >> M3RC !VXXXXXXXX2 08/17/11(Wed)21:36 No.4863067
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    >>4863027
    I wanna be in one, but I don't know who I wanna be paired with.
    >> CakeMonster !cake.q7yIg 08/17/11(Wed)21:36 No.4863071
    >>4863021
    Oh gosh, shut up. I am 5'6"-5'7"
    >> Masao !AXKingCkkQ 08/17/11(Wed)21:44 No.4863096
    >>4863071
    Usually it's guys that overestimate their height. I'm disappointed in you, Cake.
    >> LittleJelloSalad !YG.DdnIWg6 08/17/11(Wed)21:46 No.4863103
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    >>4863058
    So you decided not to do the Jello one?
    >> Masao !AXKingCkkQ 08/17/11(Wed)21:48 No.4863112
    >>4863103
    Oh, I'm doing it alright. It's just hard defiling you for some reason. I got right up to the good part but I just find it hard to go through with it. It's on the backburner for now, but it'll be done in the next couple days for sure.
    >> Anonymous 08/17/11(Wed)21:50 No.4863119
    >>4863048
    Quick question, what nationality are you?
    >> LittleJelloSalad !YG.DdnIWg6 08/17/11(Wed)21:50 No.4863120
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    >>4863112
    GDI and here I thought I was safe.

    You can't defile jello, silly.
    It's a food. Not a woman.
    >> Anonymous 08/17/11(Wed)21:51 No.4863123
    >>4863096
    For the longest time I thought I was 6'2". Turns out I am only about 6'1" and some change.
    >> Zel !KRog59obk6 08/17/11(Wed)21:59 No.4863154
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    >>4863027
    MaidBLUE x Everyone.

    Kinky as hell.
    DO IT.
    >> Anonymous 08/17/11(Wed)22:01 No.4863162
    >>4863154
    Oh, I'll write that after I finish my current PT fic!
    >> CakeMonster !cake.q7yIg 08/17/11(Wed)22:02 No.4863164
    >>4863096
    What the hell? No, seriously, it's true. I just slouch a lot and have a bad posture due to Scoliosis, come one man, you know this. ):
    And, yes, I am aware that slouching is not going to make my scoliosis better. Get off my dick.
    >> ♠Todd♣ !V//////Mxg 08/17/11(Wed)22:02 No.4863167
    >>4863119
    Chinese?

    Not Korean, sorry -_-
    >> Anonymous 08/17/11(Wed)22:03 No.4863172
    >>4863120
    Anyone know where that gif is from?
    Sage for no contribution.
    >> PantsuNugeruMon !!pjuJP0576Q+ 08/17/11(Wed)22:04 No.4863177
    >>4863164
    SCOLIOSIS SISTERS.
    It still needs to fucking happen. We need a drawfag up in here to draw us with like spines as weapons and shit, making it all badass and crap.
    >> Anonymous 08/17/11(Wed)22:05 No.4863184
    >>4863167
    Why are you apologizing? I was just curious.
    Chinese is cool. I'm 1/2 Chinese anyways.
    >> Zel !KRog59obk6 08/17/11(Wed)22:08 No.4863197
    >>4863162
    SHOTGUN BEING FIRST
    >> piplup !Ebgln4OHzA 08/17/11(Wed)22:08 No.4863198
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    >>4863167
    >nationality

    No, you're Canadian, silly.
    >> Dog !SOUP/EF59g 08/17/11(Wed)22:09 No.4863201
    I haven't finished this yet, but I'll start posting it anyways. Tripping for organization.
    ---
    Todd posed in front of his mirror, flipped his hair back once, then snapped away several photos. After looking at the shots he just took, he decided that every photo was terrible. None of them showed off his true beauty. Something...something was missing.
    A scarf. The perfect hipster accessory.
    Quickly, Todd headed out towards the nearest store with clothing.
    Target.
    With little trouble, Todd found the exact scarf he needed. A strange mix of masculine and feminine, it's flowing fabric only accentuated his Hitler youth. Satisfied, he headed towards the cashier.
    >> itaqueen !!60RF7p3/Emf 08/17/11(Wed)22:11 No.4863213
    >>4863177
    WE ARE A TRIO.
    >> Dog !SOUP/EF59g 08/17/11(Wed)22:13 No.4863218
    >>4863201
    Todd looked for the shortest line but found none. The entire place was full of old couples and Mexican families with their screaming kids. Sighing, he took his place. After reaching the front of the line, he looked at his cashier.
    He could feel his heart sink and his stomach groan in detest. There before him stood what seemed to be a mix of a beached whale and a female version of Chris-chan.
    "Kawaii!" she screamed, as she launched herself at the unsuspecting tripfag. Immediately she pulled his head close to her pancaking breasts and stroked his glorious hair. "You and me are going to be best friends! You'll take me to the great nation of Japan, right?"
    Todd attempted to say, "No," but at this point Pixyteri had squeezed his neck so tightly he almost couldn't breathe. "G-get away from m-me," he managed to squeak out.
    Sensing the constructive criticism welling up inside of Todd, Pixyteri began to cry. "You hate me! I'm beautiful! You don't understand that I have curves. CURVES!" At this, the nearby customers began to flee from the scene. Todd reached out a hand to them, but it was too late.
    >> Mell !!gw4/lKtnI20 08/17/11(Wed)22:13 No.4863220
    >>4863167
    dohoho people thought I was Chinese too.
    >> CakeMonster !cake.q7yIg 08/17/11(Wed)22:14 No.4863223
    >>4863177
    >>4863213
    Oh, sweet!
    We have to do this.
    Oh man, we'll be so cool. c:
    >> PantsuNugeruMon !!pjuJP0576Q+ 08/17/11(Wed)22:14 No.4863225
    >>4863213
    Dude, I'm not kidding. Next time a drawfag gets around here, we should get them to draw us. If you wanna join in, that's awesome. Cake and I just made that up jokingly back about a year ago to cheer me up when I found out literally the same day my silly ex dumped me.
    >> Anonymous 08/17/11(Wed)22:16 No.4863231
    >>4863067
    You should get paired up with Militsiya Officer Boris.
    I saw you two flirting the other day.
    >> Eva Expert !GWCY8FQTlE!!Gevmy++QVtu 08/17/11(Wed)22:17 No.4863237
    >people having sex
    Ah, gross...
    >> Mell !!gw4/lKtnI20 08/17/11(Wed)22:20 No.4863248
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    >>4863225
    I draw but I'm awfully busy with school. ;~;
    pic related; a drawing I was working on...
    >> Matt !o504RVa/WI 08/17/11(Wed)22:20 No.4863249
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    I still want one of these, eventually...
    >> Dog !SOUP/EF59g 08/17/11(Wed)22:20 No.4863250
    >>4863218
    Pixyteri dragged his fragile body into the back room and locked the door.
    "Where do we start," she muttered to herself. "What part of Japan are you from?"
    "I-I'm not Japanese. I'm Chinese," Todd said. She began advancing towards him.
    "I don't believe you, you're obviously Japanese. In fact," she inspected him closely, "You're probably from the family that fought with my family in the Showa era! It's like we're Romeo and Juliet!"
    Todd felt like a deer cornered by a hunter. There was nowhere for him to go-- the room only had one exit. He only had one shot at this.
    >> ♠Todd♣ !V//////Mxg 08/17/11(Wed)22:28 No.4863278
    >>4863248
    holy fuck that's good.
    >> PantsuNugeruMon !!pjuJP0576Q+ 08/17/11(Wed)22:32 No.4863293
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    >>4863248
    That's super cute!

    >>4863250
    AHAHAHA. OH MY GOD. THAT WAS HILARIOUS.
    >> Sue-Doe-Nim !!L6ScjMJugfO 08/17/11(Wed)22:32 No.4863297
    >>4863250
    Loling forever
    >> Anonymous 08/17/11(Wed)22:33 No.4863298
    >>4863249

    ... and there was a giant /cgl/ orgy with Matt at the very center of it, like some /fit/ nucleus of a naked, makeup smeared amoeba with skewed hair. All the different bodies melded together as if they were a single entity, kept in constant motion by the nonstop pleasure Matt dished out with all the prowess of a /fit/ gorilla, servicing man and woman alike. Fingers, toes, tongue, elbows, knees - he used everything at his disposal to keep every body pressing close to him at a state of ecstasy that left their owners nearly passing out with each subsequent orgasm he delivered to them. The others took the chance of pleasure induced weakness to push that person to the back of the crowd so they could step up for their own turn again, much like the emperor penguins who huddle together for warmth. And indeed, Matt was the epicenter of life for the entirety of /cgl/ at that moment, their bodies soaked with sweat and semen and girly juices.

    The End.
    >> Dog !SOUP/EF59g 08/17/11(Wed)22:34 No.4863302
    >>4863250
    Todd faked once to the left, then began running towards the door. He, however, was no match. Pixyteri glomped Todd as she let out a shrill, "AISHTERUUUUU!" Her blubber fell onto Todd's body, making it feel as if thousands of breasts were pounding against him at once.
    "No!" he shouted. A mistake. She brought two sausage fingers to his mouth and stuck them inside. Never had he felt so violated and disgusted before. He could taste the dirt from the filthy store and cheap nail polish on her fingers. It took all of his willpower not to puke.
    With her free hand she began to stroke his hair once more. Withdrawing her fingers from his mouth, she pressed her lips to his. The taste changed to that of artificial strawberries and a hint of hamburgers. Pixyteri reached beneath herself (how she did so was a mystery Todd would never figure out), and began unbuttoning his shirt. Now a complete victim, Todd began crying.
    Pixyteri leaned back for a moment and removed her bright red Target shirt. Beneath, she was wearing a bright pink, Hello Kitty bra that was likely two sizes small and intended for teenage girls. With the bra, Todd found the two grapefruit sized breasts almost bearable. However, as she undid the clasp, she let two droopy breasts tumble down. They looked like very sad baby seals, complete with whiskers on the tips.
    "Please don't," cried Todd. "I'll do anything if you just let me go."
    Pixyteri ignored him as she mumbled about Japanese babies. She ran her grubby hands over his chest once-- they felt sweaty and slippery like slugs. Trailing down his body, she soon reached his skinny jeans.
    >> Anonymous 08/17/11(Wed)22:36 No.4863312
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    >>4859974
    >Please, men can also be raped.

    Strap-On?
    >> Sue-Doe-Nim !!L6ScjMJugfO 08/17/11(Wed)22:36 No.4863313
    >>4863302
    =O
    Dear lord....
    He's not even real and I feel sorry for him
    >> Mell !!gw4/lKtnI20 08/17/11(Wed)22:37 No.4863318
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    >>4863302
    oh god no, todd. RUN!
    TODD. NOOOOOOOOOOO.
    >> Sue-Doe-Nim !!L6ScjMJugfO 08/17/11(Wed)22:37 No.4863319
    >>4863313
    >oh wait this is based on a tripfriend
    >feel like an idiot at the same time as feeling horrified
    >> ♠Todd♣ !V//////Mxg 08/17/11(Wed)22:41 No.4863337
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    >>4863302
    >she soon reached his skinny jeans.
    >> Mell !!gw4/lKtnI20 08/17/11(Wed)22:43 No.4863343
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    >>4863337
    probably the best selfpost reaction all day.
    also accurate.
    >> LittleJelloSalad !YG.DdnIWg6 08/17/11(Wed)22:43 No.4863346
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    >>4863302
    And I thought the scenarios I wrote were horrifying.

    >Poor Todd.
    I promise I won't pomf at you anymore.
    >> Dog !SOUP/EF59g 08/17/11(Wed)22:46 No.4863362
    >>4863302
    "Anything," he pleaded again.
    "Baka! You just don't know what a real woman is like. Just sit back and enjoy my sexy curves." Like he had any choice.
    She unbuttoned his pants with some trouble, and then began rubbing his penis through his boxers using only her palm. He cringed at the touch, but felt himself grow a little hard. It had been so long since he'd been with anyone. Sure, he and Blue loved each other, but they hadn't had sex yet. Blue was too shy.
    Removing his dick from his underwear, Pixyteri squeed. "Kawaii!" Before he could even begin struggling, she took his dick all the way into her mouth, eating it as if she were consuming a hotdog from Sonic's. In spite of her unattractive face and excess of bodyfat, she knew how to give head. Todd cringed when he felt himself become fully erect.
    After a minute or two, she unlatched herself and stood up. Todd tried to stand up and escape, but his entire body was on pins and needles. The weight on top of him had caused his body to become numb, thus rendering it useless.
    She pulled down her too-tight pants and revealed her lacey pink thong. Making a duckface, she "seductively" squished herself out of the thong and tossed it. It landed on Todd's hair and the smell of fish washed over him.

    (two endings coming up! Please don't hate me Todd ;_; if this traumatizes you forever I'll try to pay for your therapy!)
    >> Dog !SOUP/EF59g 08/17/11(Wed)22:47 No.4863366
    >>4863362
    "I'm going to name our baby Yumeyuki after your snowy, dreamy skin," she whispered into his ear. Slowly, she lowered herself onto his erect penis. When he let out a small whimper, she covered his mouth with one hand.
    "How does it feel?" She asked him. If Todd had been another race, she would have seen the fear in his eyes. Instead, she simply stared at the slits. Against his will, Todd could feel pleasure as she rode him. It began to well up in his stomach until he couldn't take it anymore. After another few grinds of the hip, Todd shot deep into Pixyteri's hole.
    After her own orgasm, she released him.

    Good ending: Todd quickly put on his skinny jeans and ran into the main part of the store screaming "RAPE!" Luckily for him, there was a cop doing shopping for his wife inside the store. The cop calmed Todd down before entering the back room, finding a large blob of pale flesh stretched out along the floor, asleep from all the exercise she got.
    Pixyteri was arrested and withheld in jail for several years. Upon her release, a restraining order was signed.
    Bad ending: Todd quickly passed out in horror. When he awoke, he found himself in a small room filled with anime posters and a makeshift shrine to Japan. "Mai husubando!" came a voice from the other room. Todd could only watch in utter terror as Pixyteri bounded into the room wearing a school girl uniform and neko ears.
    "I brought a camera!"
    Todd screamed, but nobody heard him. Pixyteri had Yumeyuki nine months later. In another five years, the family of three had moved to rural Japan where Pixyteri taught happily as an English teacher.

    (also sorry to PT! I think she's a decent person and hopefully this doesn't hurt her)
    >> LittleJelloSalad !YG.DdnIWg6 08/17/11(Wed)22:47 No.4863370
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    >>4863362
    >Sonic
    NO. NO.
    I HATE YOU.
    THAT IS MY FAVORITE PLACE TO EAT.

    You've ruined EVERYTHING good in life.
    EVERYTHING.
    >> Mell !!gw4/lKtnI20 08/17/11(Wed)22:49 No.4863380
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    >>4863362

    GAME OVER
    GAME OVER

    GAME OVER
    GAME OVER

    GAME OVER
    GAME OVER
    >> Anonymous 08/17/11(Wed)22:53 No.4863401
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    Oh look another one of these threads!
    >More rape
    >> MLAE !tlQ/KTW04k 08/17/11(Wed)22:58 No.4863426
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    >>4863366
    Oh dear god..
    >> Sue-Doe-Nim !!L6ScjMJugfO 08/17/11(Wed)23:02 No.4863446
    >>4863366
    D= dear lord...
    >> Anonymous 08/17/11(Wed)23:03 No.4863452
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    I am triggered by Pixyteri, u gaiz.

    When are you going to write my story about all the tripfags circle jerking/bukakke-ing onto Anonymous?

    I am disappoint.
    >> LittleJelloSalad !YG.DdnIWg6 08/17/11(Wed)23:06 No.4863466
    >>4863452
    Working on it as we speak dear anon.
    >> Anonymous 08/17/11(Wed)23:06 No.4863467
    >>4863027
    /r/ RokoxPantsu
    >> Sue-Doe-Nim !!L6ScjMJugfO 08/17/11(Wed)23:08 No.4863473
    >>4863466
    OHBOYHEREWEGO
    >> Roko the /m/ lurker !kXYa3YRTCM 08/17/11(Wed)23:10 No.4863487
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    >>4863467
    E-EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?!
    well... I kinda want that to happen, I kinda really want it to happen, if pantsu's ok with it...
    >> Anonymous 08/17/11(Wed)23:11 No.4863493
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    >>4863366

    ...Why do I have such a big imagination...?
    >> PantsuNugeruMon !!pjuJP0576Q+ 08/17/11(Wed)23:13 No.4863505
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    >>4863487
    I've been whored out with all these fics, so I really don't care any more. Ahaha. People are free to use me in their creative stories as they please.
    >> Anonymous 08/17/11(Wed)23:14 No.4863513
    >>4863466
    Really? Thank you so much! I look forward to the chuckles that are sure to be had when I read it.

    >>4863249
    I will spin a tail in which you punish Kawaii Meido Red Dickies-pon for making naughty para para videos and moe vlogs on youtube.
    >> ♠Todd♣ !V//////Mxg 08/17/11(Wed)23:16 No.4863525
    >>4863452

    bukkake is so disgusting for the girl, seriously.
    >> Roko the /m/ lurker !kXYa3YRTCM 08/17/11(Wed)23:19 No.4863536
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    >>4863505
    oh god, now I feel guilty
    >> Anonymous 08/17/11(Wed)23:20 No.4863542
    >>4863525

    not to mention cum in the eye STINGS LIKE A BITCH and it makes you look like you've got a raging eye infection, all red and bloodshot...ow.
    >> What have I done? LittleJelloSalad !YG.DdnIWg6 08/17/11(Wed)23:21 No.4863545
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    Anonymous-kun had never been so turned on in his life. Surrounded by all these familiar, hated faces. Todd, Blue, Pantsu, Claudie, Masao, Hobbes, Mary Jane, Itaqueen and her...what was he again? So many faces! He couldn't keep up with names, or details. Just all the mixed emotions he had for these people. For some of them, extreme hatred for being fat, or a whore, or a newfag, or what have you.

    Some were holding him down by the arms, their grubby little hands wrinkling his good suit! His green face scrunched up with disgust. They were all masturbating in a circle around him. Some stroking themselves, some stroking each other. The sound of wet flesh filled the air. Anon-kun tried to turn his face away from it, but there was just too many tripfags! Every which way he turned there was a penis in his face, being jerked, and leaking everywhere.

    It wasn't long before the circle jerking group came, each one taking turns to spill themselves wherever. Some came on his blank face, others on his nice suit. Some forced themselves into his hands,coating them in their seed. Some even forced his mouth open, cumming inside of that and making him to swallow. When the front was coated, they rolled him onto his back and let those who hadn't come yet have their turn. Not one inch of Anon-kun's noble form went without sperm. It was hot, and sticky, and Anonymous felt a mixture of shame, and hate, and arousal. Mostly shame and hate though.

    When they were finished, the tripfags stood up, laughing and taking pictures with their cell phones. "What a slut!" One laughed, throwing a few dollar bills on top of Anonymous's spent form. Then they left him there to wallow in his filthy mess. Anonymous knew they would be back tomorrow to do the same all over again. Next summer, there would be even more joining the circle.

    His body was so ready.
    >> Anonymous 08/17/11(Wed)23:22 No.4863555
    >>4863452
    >>triggered by PT

    >>why
    >> Anonymous 08/17/11(Wed)23:25 No.4863576
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    >>4863545
    YEEEEESSSS now I shall read the rest as it comes.

    >>4863555
    I'm not actually triggered by her. But she does remind me of a Punch puppet.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TyLsO6LpLSI
    >> MLAE !tlQ/KTW04k 08/17/11(Wed)23:26 No.4863579
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    >>4863545
    >> Sue-Doe-Nim !!L6ScjMJugfO 08/17/11(Wed)23:27 No.4863583
    >>4863545
    wow... nice
    >> Anonymous 08/17/11(Wed)23:28 No.4863593
    >>4863576
    WAIT NO I THINK THAT WAS THE END OF IT.

    I didn't start reading before I commented. Either way, it was amazingly hilarious and good.

    I commend you, Jello. You made my night and I laughed so hard at the end that I think there's a very real possibility that a green pea has lodged itself in my nasal cavity.
    >> PantsuNugeruMon !!pjuJP0576Q+ 08/17/11(Wed)23:29 No.4863598
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    >>4863545
    I WOULD NEVER DO THAT TO ANON.

    That was quite interesting to read. Ahaha.
    >> Masao !AXKingCkkQ 08/17/11(Wed)23:45 No.4863678
    >>4863545
    My only problem with this is that /cgl/ is female. But, bravo.
    >> PagexIris Marii !SP0f9SOP8Y 08/17/11(Wed)23:51 No.4863710
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    I blame Korea_bro for this.
    This pairing was his idea. I blame him for everything.
    Iris, Please forgive me. ffffff.
    Also. Pantsu bb<3 ilu.

    I've never writen a story before.. and it shows.. Sweet baby Jesus. Prepare for typos, mispelling & grammarfail everywhere.

    Page draped his arms over the back of Iris' delicate shoulders as he weaved his pale fingers through her soft, golden hair. He ran every strand through his fingertips as he whispered sweet nothings to her allowing every bit of his steamy breath delight her and make her ears tingle with anticipation.
    He let his words boil over with passion causing her face to turn red from embarrassment. Iris swiftly shifted herself from his touch to stop herself being enchanted by his seduction.
    "Y..You should really stop that" Iris said under her breath.
    "And why is that? " Page replied.
    "Because.. One of these days... You know I'm going to take it seriously and I'll blame my broken heart on you!"
    They both went silent as page lowered his head allowing his silky long hair to cover his expression.
    He leaned in and brushed his soft hand against her cheek and began to gently caress her face.
    Page stared deep into her eyes. She looked back and was then caught in the beauty of his extravagant blue eyes. She could do nothing but just stare in awe, allowing herself to be bewitched by him
    While he had her in a trance, Page made his move and pushed his lips on to hers. Iris started to panic. She couldn't believe that he was actually kissing her but this allowed all of her doubts about his intentions to fade away and she lost herself in the moment.
    >> Marii !SP0f9SOP8Y 08/17/11(Wed)23:52 No.4863719
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    Iris began to enjoy feeling his lips pressed up against hers. He slid is hand to the back of her waist and pulled her closer to his body. She could feel her heart beat accelerating as the kissing started to get more passionate and before she knew it she could feel her tongue stroking his and allowing their saliva to intertwine causing them to indulge in a hot, moist feeling of euphoria.
    At this point, Iris could feel herself getting excited. While they were both lost in the passion of kissing Page let his hand gently glide down down her body feeling her body as her makes his way to her skirt. He slips his fingers on to the top of her skirt and began pulling it down until it got down low enough to let gravity take care of the rest.
    Before he could do anymore to her she dropped herself to her knees and started rubbing him with the palm of her hand through his pants. She could feel he was turned on. Iris gripped the zipper of his jeans with her fingertips and started pulling it down. Page then shuffled out of his jeans. She slid her tongue up the bulge in his boxers leaving a trail of saliva. She could feel how hard he was getting.
    She clutched the sides of his boxers and began to slide them down. Eagerly wanting to please him with her mouth.
    >> Marii !SP0f9SOP8Y 08/17/11(Wed)23:53 No.4863731
    Oh lawdy.. All my spaces disappared from copy/pastaing from word. Excuse that.
    >> PantsuNugeruMon !!pjuJP0576Q+ 08/18/11(Thu)00:01 No.4863763
    >>4863710
    ILY BBY <3
    THAT WAS SO SILLY
    >> Marii !SP0f9SOP8Y 08/18/11(Thu)00:05 No.4863776
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    >>4863763
    >>4863763

    I wanted to add penis monsters and pitginas ; A ;!
    >> PantsuNugeruMon !!pjuJP0576Q+ 08/18/11(Thu)00:06 No.4863781
    >>4863776
    Do that in a fic you write about me.
    >> Marii !SP0f9SOP8Y 08/18/11(Thu)00:09 No.4863795
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    >>4863781

    Oh bb~ You know how to make me hot and bothered<3
    >> Zel !KRog59obk6 08/18/11(Thu)00:39 No.4863888
    >>4863366

    Poor Todd.
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)01:01 No.4863970
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    >>4863366
    >>4863362
    >>4863302
    >>4863250
    >>4863218
    I am so, so sorry Todd.
    >> shaynii !j79tVmQJnU 08/18/11(Thu)01:15 No.4864035
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    So then, is this like...a new weekly thread here?

    And you people wonder why I spend my time in /C/ lately, hmph.
    >> Zel !KRog59obk6 08/18/11(Thu)01:15 No.4864036
    So where is my MaidBLUE fic?
    >> Smoker !VUmDTeLJOM 08/18/11(Thu)01:16 No.4864040
    >>4864035
    But I.. I want you here, blue would be devastated if you left.
    >> Masao !AXKingCkkQ 08/18/11(Thu)01:18 No.4864051
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    >>4864035
    More like a new daily thread.

    You're lucky you've avoided our eyes for now...
    >> Mika !oRbSrLD/7w 08/18/11(Thu)01:19 No.4864057
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    Okay, okay so writefags can you write me a story where I am the head of a bakery with Ampersand and Claudie as my assistant bakers.

    Make it hilarious.
    >> RedDickies !!BvBZJIM+I1V 08/18/11(Thu)01:21 No.4864064
    >>4864035
    we dont want you
    >> Masao !AXKingCkkQ 08/18/11(Thu)01:21 No.4864065
    >>4864057
    This sounds suspiciously like Yakitate Japan.
    >> Claudie !!5M+s+ZHeFhU 08/18/11(Thu)01:23 No.4864073
    >>4864057
    Can you wear a cute apron~?
    >> Smoker !VUmDTeLJOM 08/18/11(Thu)01:23 No.4864075
    >>4864057
    Mika was a baker or something. And then claudie fucked her. Hard. Till it hurt.

    She could barely walk the next day

    It was awful.
    Claudie enjoyed it.
    Mika didn't.

    She was all
    "ow
    that hurt."

    And claudie was all
    "sorry bro"

    But then he raped her.
    He enjoyed it.
    She didn't.

    It was more of a win lose situation.

    Apparently they were supposed to bake or something.
    They made some bread or whatever.
    >> shaynii !j79tVmQJnU 08/18/11(Thu)01:24 No.4864079
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    >>4864051
    Leave my innocence alone, and I'll bake you a plate of cookies when I meet you.

    [P.S. when you build the /CGL/ mansion, do me and Claudie get to have a tea room?]
    >> Captain Marvelous !!IB1pZcmTQv/ 08/18/11(Thu)01:25 No.4864084
    >>4863763
    BTW, I forgot t mention this...
    but I can't come up with a good ending.
    You okay with the fic ending liek it is? :l
    >> shaynii !j79tVmQJnU 08/18/11(Thu)01:25 No.4864087
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    >>4864057
    That sounds so uguuuu.
    >> ♠Todd♣ !V//////Mxg 08/18/11(Thu)01:26 No.4864091
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    >>4863970
    >> RedDickies !!BvBZJIM+I1V 08/18/11(Thu)01:27 No.4864093
    >>4864057
    can i be your bouncer?
    >> Claudie !!5M+s+ZHeFhU 08/18/11(Thu)01:30 No.4864107
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    >>4864075
    N-Not sure if want...
    >> Captain Marvelous !!IB1pZcmTQv/ 08/18/11(Thu)01:30 No.4864109
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    >>4864057
    Can I be the recurring customer?
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)01:30 No.4864113
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    >>4864087
    >that sounds so uguu
    >> Mika !oRbSrLD/7w 08/18/11(Thu)01:31 No.4864120
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    >>4864065
    Already good then.

    >>4864073
    RULE OF THE BAKERY. You must sing in French as you bake. I will of course wear an apron for health reasons.

    >>4864075
    I loaf'd that one. But so much gender swap lolol

    >>4864093
    Yes. You can bounce the homeless people who are stepping on our fresh baked pies and baguettes.

    >>4864087
    >>4864109
    Come by and be regular shoppers, get 5% off on your purchases. Tell your friends about the deal.
    >> shaynii !j79tVmQJnU 08/18/11(Thu)01:32 No.4864122
    >>4864113
    Anon, you can be super uguu kawaii moe too. ♥
    >> ♠Todd♣ !V//////Mxg 08/18/11(Thu)01:33 No.4864126
    >>4864120
    Just an apron?
    >> Claudie !!5M+s+ZHeFhU 08/18/11(Thu)01:34 No.4864128
    >>4864120
    O-Okay!! But only if you sing in Korean while wearing cat ears!
    >> shaynii !j79tVmQJnU 08/18/11(Thu)01:34 No.4864129
    >>4864120
    Done.

    Also, this bakery thing is going to be included in the /CGL/ comic a bunch of us are writing: "Cugglopolis: Attack Of The Giant Seagulls" ~
    >> Claudie !!5M+s+ZHeFhU 08/18/11(Thu)01:35 No.4864132
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    >>4864126
    Todd, you have a dirty mind.
    >> Captain Marvelous !!IB1pZcmTQv/ 08/18/11(Thu)01:38 No.4864141
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    >>4864120
    Hell, if hobos were stepping on food, I'd wreck them.
    That shit don't fly at my neighborhood bakery. no sir.
    >> Mika !oRbSrLD/7w 08/18/11(Thu)01:43 No.4864172
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    >>4864126
    ...y-yes

    >>4864128
    What did we say about both of those things:
    1. It never happened
    2. Not till ALA

    >>4864129
    Alright then. Let me go heat up the oven. Ladies love it when I turn on the oven |B)

    >>4864141
    It looks like we have a story arc now.
    >> Captain Marvelous !!IB1pZcmTQv/ 08/18/11(Thu)01:46 No.4864190
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    >>4864172
    Bout damn time.
    >> Claudie !!5M+s+ZHeFhU 08/18/11(Thu)01:48 No.4864200
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    >>4864172
    Y-Yes, sir.
    >> PantsuNugeruMon !!pjuJP0576Q+ 08/18/11(Thu)01:51 No.4864217
    Jesus, what have I missed?
    >> SamuraiGreen !!wwS2x+ItkDi 08/18/11(Thu)01:51 No.4864219
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    >>4864126

    So I just realized that Todd has a Kamen Rider counterpart
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpkfbt0ujD0
    >> Captain Marvelous !!IB1pZcmTQv/ 08/18/11(Thu)01:59 No.4864255
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    >>4864219
    I thought we decided he was Fourze...?
    Unless that's Blue. >_>
    >> Masao !AXKingCkkQ 08/18/11(Thu)02:00 No.4864258
    >>4864079
    Those better be some damn good cookies.

    And of course. <3
    >> SamuraiGreen !!wwS2x+ItkDi 08/18/11(Thu)02:02 No.4864264
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    >>4864255
    >blue

    pretty much Deneb through and through.
    >> SamuraiGreen !!wwS2x+ItkDi 08/18/11(Thu)02:04 No.4864269
    >>4864255
    and Mika is Fourze
    >> Captain Marvelous !!IB1pZcmTQv/ 08/18/11(Thu)02:07 No.4864277
    >>4864219
    After watching that clip...
    Why the hell isn't there a Taros series? Seriously, it would be awesome
    >> Maid in Heaven: Volume 2 - A smokerxPantsu fic. Masao !AXKingCkkQ 08/18/11(Thu)03:17 No.4864560
    Pantsu was a mess. Her outfit was ruined, and would probably need to be washed several times to get all the cum stains out. She got up from the floor, nearly slipping in the puddle of fluid between her legs. Taking her master's commands to heart, she went and grabbed the bucket from where it lay, tipped over and empty with soapy suds all over the wood. She grabbed her towel and sponge from the table and headed back into the kitchen, filling the bucket once again with water and cleaning liquid, then made her way back into the living room. Down on her hands and knees, she cleaned up her own juices, the room's cool air starting to have an effect on her still damp thighs and pussy.

    Her body shuddered, still aroused from the very thought of swallowing her master's cum. Finally done cleaning up the mess she made, she moved back to the kitchen and put everything away, then made her way to the laundry room. Off came the entire outfit, most of the pieces making wet noises as they hit the inside of the washing machine, so soaked with cum as they were. Strangely, she felt less exposed now that she was naked and not wearing the maid outfit... Shaking her head, she headed to the spare bedroom, eager to see what her master wanted to see adorning her body when next he saw her.
    >> Roko the /m/ lurker !kXYa3YRTCM 08/18/11(Thu)05:36 No.4865040
    >>4864277

    to be fair, they got their own miniseries
    >> Shortcake !qwYW/g1XDU 08/18/11(Thu)05:58 No.4865094
    >>4864560
    yay! I am happy! (love this story)

    p.s I can bake you cookies!
    >> Pirate Toaster !c1TjLrVNNA 08/18/11(Thu)08:05 No.4865356
    >>4863058
    I'm looking forward to this a lot more than I should be, really.
    I miss writing smut fics, anybody got any requests?
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)10:44 No.4865543
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    Autosaging? D:
    >> Masao !AXKingCkkQ 08/18/11(Thu)12:26 No.4865707
    >>4865543
    If it is I'll make a new one, as usual. I'll be hardcore writing today. Hopefully finish these two and get started on Jello's and Pirate Toaster's.
    >> Anonymous 08/18/11(Thu)12:48 No.4865759
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