Pic taken 5 minutes ago

first try and give it back to her (i assume it is a her O_o), and tell her she has 2 weeks to come get it or you are going to sell that shit. Unless she owes you money anyways. Then i'd sell it right away.

give it back to her.

that shit is worth its weight in gold bro sell it and make a quick very cool buck

Wear it.

Give it back to her like a decent person.

Pass that shit out to the first loli to roll dubs.

Be a mature adult and give it back.

>>4849633
AWWWW SHIIIET. :D
Speak of the fucking devil

Did you just.. pull out a bottle of ketchup and milk too?

>>4849624
>>4849629
>>4849631
>>4849632
>>4849633
>>4849637
>>4849639

These are all great ideas but I really want to use this tomato sauce

I'd try to give it back first. If not... Give it away or sell it.

oh shit nigger what are you doooooooing

Dude wtf. Way to be a major faggot. Unless she cheated on you and then gave you AIDS or something I don't think you're justified in causing $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ in property damage.

OP.
Sell me the white dress.
And I will use the tomato sauce to make you delicious lasagna.

Deal?

>>4849645
Make some pasta and put the tomato sauce on it.

>>4849645
DON'T DO IT MAN. COME ON NOW.

Give it to me.

give it back, or SELL SELL SELL

Bro, if you really wanna damage or stain the shit out of any of that, use car oil. Done and done

>>4849629
this
or troll the board by taking a dump on it or other various funny things

>>4849659

I like this idea

>>4849645

So rather than making a good 400-500 dollars on these dresses...you'd rather spill tomato sauce on them because you're a faggot who hates money or what?

You smear the dresses she can take you to court for destruction of property. You sell them, she has no proof of where they are.

Lol troll

Jizz on it, then tomato sauce, then mud, then go eat some terrible Tacos, wipe your ass with it, and then send her pictures, because Loli's are bitches.

Then post pics. Delicious Loli tears will be shed.

Actually, I may do this now with some AP Branduuuuu

Ha. If you're the type of person to do something like this it's no wonder she left you.

Is this some lolita trolling us, or a serious post?
Either way, holy shit. If it's the former, 10/10. If it's the latter, sell it.

OP doesn't want to make $$$, confirmed for troll faggot.

>>4849666
If only this post were real
OP could buy him/herself some other useless luxury item with it

>>4849675
This.

If you ruin it, she can sue your ass.

Give it back like an adult.

Do it OP.

Take some close-ups of the damage, especially if it's a rare expensive brand. Post pics so all the butthurt lolitas here can cry.

shit on it and set it on fire

follow up with pics

>>4849629
agreed, seriously you could make about 600$ with that shit
why would you miss a chance to get so much money? think of what you could buy!

What the fuck is wrong with you? Sell it.
Shit. Doing ruin something you could get money for. No wonder she left you, you're an idiot.

>>4849689
OP here confirming that it's all AP.
Sent her a picture message with this photo and she has tried calling me like 50 times. What do I send next?

a picture of you wearing it

The only people getting mad at OP are retarded women.
Finder's keepers, OP. Destroy your girlfriend's ageplay clothes before your friends find it.

>>4849700
Send her an address that she can pick it up at.

>>4849700

Shit bro, not only are you a prick but you're a dumbass. Bet she's feeling better than ever that she left you.

You know, I'd be more entertained by this if you were a chick "leaving lolita" and fucked up your dresses instead of this /b/ullshit.

>>4849700
What did she do to you to make you want to do this to her? Not even a lolita, just wondering since you seem really spiteful to do something like this.

>>4849689
Do people actually give a shit if it's ruined? I wouldn't, to be honest... Not my burando, after all.

But I think OP is sitting on a good $600 and is being too stubborn to actually admit it... Hell, if that were me, I'd sell that shit in a heartbeat, rather than "take revenge" on clothing.

>>4849700
Dress partly in the toilet, you with your pants unzipped.

>>4849683
>>4849680
>>4849692
>>4849695
>>4849700
OP just post them on ebay, then post the ebay links on EGL and watch the drama unfold.

>Make Profit
>Get to watch drama and eat popcorn
>You win and ex loses

>>4849700
>It's all AP
Confirmed for troll, I spy Sugar Rose Cake in black, which is BTSSB.

>>4849692
some people don't care about money
they just want to watch the world burn

OP, I'm curious: why did you break up with her?

>>4849700
write a message on the dress in sharpie
Send picture

>>4849716
Photos of tags incoming

Now she knows you have it. There goes the whole selling aspect.

>>4849716
Still worth selling none the less.

OP you're sitting on minimum 400 USD. Ruin it for a few minutes of lols or sell them and get items to shove in ex's face for years.

>>4849700
Stretching it out would be pure torture. Like start with removable stains, to give her some hope of recovery, and then drop a whole pot of coffee on it or something.

It should depend on what she's done though, objectively. Not that I'm against destruction for the sake of destruction, but there's a poetic quality to karma.

Btw, to all those who are telling OP to sell it instead, sometimes spending the effort to sell off dresses to some prissy bitches isn't worth the few hundred dollars.

>>4849722

Yeah, kind of obvious she dumped his ass and he's pissed. Probably cheated on him.

>>4849686
Agreed. Have fun in small claims court OP

>>4849729
Yeah, SRC is worth about 150-300 depending on the colour, type, and condition

>>4849722
We broke up over lolita. I kept asking her why she spent so much money on her cosplay stuff and she would always bitch about how 'lolita isnt cosplay its real fashion'.
Got sick of it.

>>4849700
>"suitcase full of loli"
>3 dresses
>~$300 each
>wants to ruin it
>Destruction of property
>Value of items plus emotional suffering
>Give her photographic evidence of the crime, indisputable source damning himself in court
>Make ~900 or guaranteed loss of ~1500
>Faggot picks lose 1500

Seriously, only a stupid ass lolita would do this. OP confirmed for shit-tier troll. Besides, why would a lolita's boyfriend post on /cgl/? And how/why would he know what ap is? Seriously, lolitas have to be the dumbest faggots on this board.

OP sounds like my kind of guy, wanna hang out sometime?

>>4849738

Good job at stirring the shit pot OP, you actually got everyone defensive.

/cgl/, you're such a tool.

>>4849738

>>4849738
OP confirmed for troll. Show's over folks.

>>4849740
Exactly. A few minutes for thrills for 1500, or 400 bucks of fun for you.

Even as a not lolita that's a great amount to spend on cosplay or alcohol and other more fun shit.

hell get yourself a new girlfriend with that money.

fail troll is fail

>>4849738
Do it and post pics.

I don't care how you do it or even the reasons why.

But all these lolitas and their retarded concept of a universal closet needs to be brought down a notch.

>>4849738

You're an ausfag?

OP is (or was) the lolita.

OP knows ruining expensive dresses is some crazy shit.

OP will end up ruining at least one of these dresses for some unknown reason.

The story of the ex just isn't doing it for me, so I will believe my version instead because it's a) more believable and b) more interesting.

>>4849740
>And how/why would he know what ap is? Seriously, lolitas have to be the dumbest faggots on this board.

I guess boys must be some extra form of stupid to read the tag and not put two and two together.

Plus, I know plenty of loli bfs who know the names of different brand.

Not saying this isn't a troll, just saying that's a lame argument

>>4849764
You also noticed the wine? :D

you're proving her right and justifying her leaving you by being a huge dick?

wow man, your insecurity is showing and your ego is not going to inflate by getting 4chan to lol over your 'super insensitive bastard mean trolling moves'.

just be a nice guy, and maybe you'll get a new girlfriend. continue to be nice and she might even stay.

>>4849769
You're the idiot. He might know what "Angelic Pretty" is from the tag. Only a lolita would know it as 'AP'.

>>4849769
Depends on how attentive the guy is. My boyfriend can tell apart most AP prints but can't tell Church Gate from Iron Gate and if he was to be asked what _brand_ the particular item is from, it'd be an "idunno".

>>4849738
You sound like a real winner, OP. I'd bet you're crying into her pretty hankies that she dumped your ass after you bought her all of those dresses in exchange for your sweaty bi-weekly five-minute-long hump session, huh?

>>4849771
Not just the wine, but the coles milk and the Chromacryl paint is a dead giveaway.

From one ausfag to another, don't bother with the milk, it doesn't do shit to AP prints. If you let it fester it'll reeek but that's about it.

>>4849769
There are enough fools out there who can't put two and two together. It's a given that there are fools who think gothic lolita is more slutty than short shorts.

>>4849778
Seriously your argument just keeps getting lamer. Lots of people automatically shorten words, and like I said, I know plenty of loli bfs who know the names of brand AND THEIR SHORTENINGS SINCE I DIDNT MENTION THAT PART.

Seriously it does not take a genius to figure shit out like that.

>>4849705
>The only people getting mad at OP are retarded women.
Only a woman would be so irrational that she'd destroy something rather than exploit it for money

>>4849725
Take all the photos of tags you want, the one on the left its still BtSSB

>>4849778
the girlfriend could have told him it wad AP

Best revenge: fuck another girl while she's wearing the dresses, then post the "photoshoot" to egl. Sex plus lolita plus the prudes at EGL equals a shitstorm visible from space. I think the only way to get a bigger reaction might be to do it as a smush set on a tombstone in a graveyard while she's wearing a pacifier.

>>4849779
By no means am I saying all loli bfs know the names of brand. Mine doesnt because I never really told him, but I have met girls whose men knew the brand names.

BURN THEM OP.

(lolita who never liked vanilla-chan here.)

Okay I'll come clean because I've had my fun.
She's not my ex, she's my current girlfriend and we are very happy together. I'm also a huge lolita fan, which should clear up what a few of you were bickering about. (I secretly wish I was a pretty little girl so I could wear lolita too :( )
Girlfriend left these at my place after a photoshoot and I sent her this pic to freak her out. It worked, she's pissed. But now I have to watch my back.

>>4849804
Nice going OP, got a few riled up lol.

>>4849804
>. I'm also a huge lolita fan

THERE. He knows what AP means. K.

>>4849804
Oh and I only outed myself so that those of you who were horribly wrong with your cgldetective conclusions could frown and feel lightly disappointed.

>>4849796
this anon knows what's up
(and so do I)

Lol this picture was taken 15 hours ago. You should really clear your exif data OP or at least tell the truth.

>>4849804
What a theoritical disaster post we have here.

>>4849804
This is for you OP.
http://cheezburger.com/View/5089264128

>>4849848

>>4849848
>>4849851
YOU ARE FUCKING CANCER
NEVER DARKEN THE DOORSTEP OF 4CHAN AGAIN

>>4849613
op you should wear it.

>>4849851
GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE.

>>4849854
>>4849864
You seem upset.

Real OP here, what the fuck?

>>4849804 Isn't me at all. I've decided I'm going to the car oil thing that was suggested. Pics in a few minutes.

>>4849613
op you should wear it and post pictures ;DDD

>>4849886

ouch, really dude? That's not very nice.

>>4849886
... what the fuck, I hope you're kidding. You could get a lot of money from selling it but nothing from ruining it.

I want Vanilla-chan ... ;~;

>>4849886
op confirmed for low IQ and not sellnig it and oblivious to the fact he will get sued over damage of property.
shit he doesnt even try it on...

Honestly I wouldn't do anything at all. Because if she tries to get them back, you may have some legal trouble. However under US law after a few months the dress becomes yours to do whatever with if she does not claim it. So look that up and see how long you can keep it before you can sell it.

Just sell it, OP. You can make at the very least 500 off of them. Putting break fluid on them [even though that's a great idea] will only make you lose money.

>>4849886
I ain't even mad but wow you're an idiot.

>>4849913
>>4849906
>>4849898
>>4849897

Poorfags confirmed. Sometimes, it's worth 500 bucks to piss off the one who broke your heart.

>>4849921

>>4849921
omg you are so right dude!!!!!!!!

>>4849921

But, you broke up with them over lolita. Stop changing your story OP.

Just curious, /cgl/ are you ACTUALLY this retarded? You realise it's not difficult to put "OP" in the name field, right? Look, I'm doing it right now.

>>4849921
We she decides to sue you for damaging her property, please go on one of those TV court shows. Judge Judy would be nice.

Actually, I am the real OP. Brb making the dresses into a spaghetti

>>4849930
>>4849929
>>4849927

Holy shit you are so dumb.

>>4849804
is the real OP. He's posted this picture on Facebook as well.
Show's over, guys.

I hope someone's capping this thread+images to give the girl who owns these dresses. If OP's a big enough ass to destroy them, it would be poetic to get him sued.

>>4849886 here,

will post pics of me wearing/ruining this shit in a few

>u mad?
>u jelly?
dealwithit.jpg

>>4849952

MAN. I really wish these people saying they'll be posting pictures in a few would just get on with it. It's been "a few" for quite a few of these posts.

Ya know, if it wasn't so obviously trolling. We've got enough OP in here to do a Slim Shady video.

>>4849951
readthethread.jpg

>>4849944
Why are you saying you like it's one person? And why did I get lumped in there, I just want to know why you are so angry with her.

>>4849952
Why not just make a video instead? For more lulz.

/r/'ing videya of ruining of this loli

ITT: people would rather think that OP is going to destroy the dresses than accept they were trolled

Hey OP, anon who suggested the oil here - hurry up and post dem pics :D

I had a friend who left one of her dresses in the backseat of her boyfriends car and he just happened to have like a whole case of oil back there with it. Horrible stains and lulz ensued.

do a livestream

>>4850005
More like some of us want to see a loli dress carpeted in tomato sauce.

Ideally, a video.

this "OP" has done nothing but post one picture.
and yet cause /cgl/ is so fucked up he doesnt even have to deliver you fools will keep the thread going all by yourselves.

yes I know I'm helping

/r/ing archive cause I'm a lazy fuck

>>4849952
So after you ruin it, you should give it to me so I can salvage it for my own loli needs.

Just a thought

>>4850037
why?

You are all fucking retarded.

>>4849952
>>4849941
>>4849921
>>4849886
Are NOT me. I gave her the dresses back, all is right in the world. Then we made sweet love on top of them.

I am more than happy to receive those dresses, I will pay for shipping XD.

>>4850071
He's lying guys I'm the real OP
just give me a second to up load a picture

>>4850085
>mfw a "second" has turned into an hour
>y u no delivar op?

>>4850090
Because OP is troll

ITT: OP CLUSTERFUCK

NO OP IS OP

>>4850101
OP OP is OP.

>>4850095
/mfw people don't realize there are about 5 OPs and all are trolls

>>4850106
Then where the fuck is them pictars?

>>4850106
OH MY GOD.

>>4850109
Let me find the damn camera.

>>4850114
masturbate and cum all over the dresses, and then give them to me.

>>4850115
but what will I do with the tomato sauce?

>>4850121
put it on a burger.

>>4850128
You're a sick fuck.

>>4850130
And I also want those fucking dresses covered in semen, get to work.

>>4850134
I can't cum with you yelling at me!

considering that those dresses are worth like 1200 if you sell them for full price in great condition...sell them? Try to give them back first, like a decent human.

>>4850130
ah another OP
I am the OP from>>4850121

greetings OP how are you on this fine night. shall we troll these idiots some more? I'm having a grand time.

>>4850145
Seriously, people are fucking retarded, and STILL commenting like this is real. What are you planning to do with the dresses? I'm still about to take pictures of them with motor oil.

>>4850150
I guess I'll cover them in semen, now if I could only find that camera...

>>4850150
Not the motor oil. do the milk.

>>4850150
actually I think I'll take pictures of me wearing them. as soon as I find that camera

>>4850145
No I'M the OP

OP is a fag.

>>4850161
No, I'm the OP

>>4850161
No I'M the OP

>>4850171
I am OP, and I decree that you are all faggots

>>4850145
No, I'M the OP

>>4850178
yeah, all these OPs are crampin' my style

>>4850161
no, this is Patrick

>>4850186
posted like a true OP

Semen poster here, where the fuck is the semen covered dress?

this thread is becoming slightly epic

>>4850218
>Epic

Get the fuck off 4chan.

>>4850222

>>4850222

>>4850222
nice trips btw