"i'll be yoshi, you be mario and ride me all night long"

i could probably think of better ones, but that's the first off the top of my head

Let's get spirited away.

pick-up lines don't work in general. Just say hi and introduce yourself, seriously.

>>4832949
no be quiet todd these will so work

>>4832949
>>4832949
nofun.png

With an ass like that you could come over to my house and take a shit.

>Gundam cosplayers

"Hey can I ride you?"

>>4832970

>as a gundam cosplayer

"I want you inside me."

"I don't care what you're cosplaying now, because in a few hours, you'll just be calling yourself 'Panty'"

That's as terrible as I can do right now.

>To a chun-li cosplayer

"Hey girl, maybe you can come home with me and scissor kick my face."

"Want me to show you my Giga Drill Breaker?"

>>4832975
Hey let me show you my final attack.

To any Star Wars cosplayer:

>I'll use more of "the force" than you ever thought possible.

>>4832989

"Want me to giga drill break your beastman?"

Why don't we have an OPEN DEAL?

Hey baby, hell yeah I'm into martial arts.
Come to with me to my room and I can show you another stance: Swollen Dragon.

>>4832999
"Oh yeah, I'll put my core drill in your gurren lagann, if you know what I mean."

>>4832986

You rang?

>>4832997
Alternatively
"How about you and me go back to my Millennium Falcon, and we'll both get Leia'd?"

>See Kurisu.
>Shout/Yell....
" SCIENCE ! "

Should tots work.

Girls often tell me my cosplay fits my body really well whilst stroking my waist...
I suppose that's a pick up line in it's self.

>>4833026

Aren't you the charmer, Blue.

>>4833199
I do try.

>as Scout cosplayer

"Hey, Babe. I just bought two tickets to the gun show 'n it's right here." /flex

>>4833216
>as Heavy cosplayer

"Hello there baby, why don't you and your friend be the bread, and I'll be the meat and we'll make a sandvich?"

>>4833226

>as Medic cosplayer

"Remember my name, you'll be screaming it later."

>>4833226
>AS any TF2 cosplayer, go up behind them and throw your arm around them any grin
"Let the games begin"

>>4833237

>Right before coming with said tf2 cosplayer

"OVERTIME"

This thread... is diamonds.

>>4833233

>As Medic

"You know, I vunce got a dove stuck in a patient's heart. So maybe I take you to my place and get mein cock stuck in your pussy, ja?"

"hey girl you like intercourse?

>>4833237
>>4833238
>>4833244
>as Pyro
"mhfm hmmf mnnff mnf-mnf?"

>>4833244

>As Pyro cosplayer

"Mmmff mffff mmff mff mmmfm mmfm mmmm ffmm"

>>4833258

OH FUCK YOU, BLUE

>>4833259
>Then handsome man voice
"that's what you'll sound like if you wanna play later tonight <3 "

>>4833263
just give me a time and a place babby

>>4833271

Right here, right now.

>>4833282

>>4833258

>As Demoman cosplayer

"Hey, Lass. Come say hello to my black scottish cyclops."

>To a Bleach cosplayer

"I wanna unleash your bankai, if you know what I mean. ♡"

Zel and BLUE are my OTP

>As Engie cosplayer

"Do you play Spy? 'Cause I can see you Sapp'n my Sentry."

>>4833389
Actually, just going up to somebody as Engie and sayin' "Want to sap my Sentry?" would work.

>as a Link from the Legend of Zelda cosplayer

"I'd like to stick my Master Sword into your Triforce, if you know what I mean."

i don't know if i can make any worse than that....
but i love this thread. mother ducker, it's like the Dating Service Video game from Whose Line.

>>4833405

>As any tf2 cosplayer

"How many hats for a night alone with you?"

>>4833437
>As Scout
>slap a girls arse
"BONK!"

>>4833444
That was so british.

>>4833444

>As Scout

"Hey, baby. I'M GONNA HEADBUTT'CHA! I'M GONNA HEADBUTT'CHA! I'M GONNA HEADBUTT'CHA!"


wait-

>>4833451
okay you win, i got nothing

>>4833461

Then how about you come back to my base and I can cloak your dagger.

Wow! Amazing cospla-lets fuck

>>4833473
I'd much rather just charge in and capture dat flag

Want to make a contract with me...in bed?

This thread, it's BEAUTIFOOOOL!

Oh god, someone actually said this to me.

>Cosplay GLaDOS
>Engineer from TF2 starts hitting on me.
>Throws his arm around my shoulders.
>"Don't worry, no ones sapping you while I'm around."

>>4833482

GET BEHIND ME, DOKTOR

>>4832924
I would give you a date for sure.

>>4833506
be careful
i may just stab you from behind

>>4833517
Aww hell yeah!

>>4833233
I came

>>4833520

I told you not to touch that darn thing.

>>4833548
Oh dear, I've made quite a mess.

>>4833233
HOLY FUUUUCK.
I would legitimately fuck anyone who said this in a heartbeat.

>>4833520
unf.

>>4833563

>>4833575
>>4833592

>>4833672
YESPLZ.

>>4833672

NEGATORY

>>4833779
>>4833782
aww you guys

Also
>as Link
"Hey there, wanna hold my Master Sword?"

>>4833812
"I'm going to stick it in you so hard, when I pull out we'll be seven years in the future"

>>4833795

Well, off to visit your mother.

>>4833817

"Can I input your number into my Pokégear?"

>>4833817
hahahahahaha

>>4833812
>Cosplay Link
"..."

>>4833836
Take me now

>>4833812
>as Zelda
"That looks more like a Deku Stick to me..."

>>4833848

>cosplay Vash
"Hey baby, wanna love my piece?"
or alternatively
"My arm's not the only thing I can transform."

>>4833848
flawless

severalbadpunslater.jpg

my AT field is going crazy, you must be an angel

"Hey baby, why don't we go have ourselves a little Fuwa Fuwa time, huh?"

>>4833915
"You, me, and Gitah. It's going to be a long night of fingering."

>>4833924
"Why don't me and Gitah show you how effective a few Licks are?"

>>4833906
AT field defends against angels in a way. So that ain't smooth.

How about, "I just went berserk, you must be an angel."

them: Im going to rape you
me: bahahahahaha you're funneh
them: no seriously, Im going to rape you

>>4833975
that's not a very good pick up line

did you give them your number?

Am I the only one turned on by this thread?

>>4833992
yes

>>4833986
I have actually been friends for a while with this guy, like about 2 years.
It scared me a little when he said it, because he admitted liking me before he said it.

>>4834003

I can't help it. You're a master at seduction, Blue.

are you an imperial drone?
cus i got lots of buckets i can fill for you.

>>4834016
Oh, you were serious? Damn, sorry.
Uhm...Yeah, usually you don't wanna be datin' guys who say that. Unless it's like a "bedroom" thang.

>>4834017
you know me babby i can't help it

Pork, pork, stick. Now take that pork sword and explore my dungeon.

>>4833216
As demoman
"I've got TWO TICKETS to the gun show, and I'm not giving them to you. I'M GOING WITH YOUR TICKETS Heh heh heh.."
Proceed to get drunker

>>4834033
<<yup def serial
and nup... he's dating my bestfriend naow, purty sure he lives on here so no wonder he used that as a line, also
RAPEFACEACTIVATED

>>4834033

TAKE ME NOW /swoon

>tf2

>>4834202
>tf2

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piZrjDTx2eg

"I can show you my living legacy."

"My SOLDIER honor isn't the only thing I need to protect."

>As Domon Kashu

Let me show you why I'm the King of Hearts.

Also, obligatory "I'll conquer your vital regions" and "Become one with Russia" for the Hetaliatards.

>>4834231

and ofcourse I fuck up what I'm saying. Yey

>Anyone from Digital Devil Saga
>"I'm going to devour you."

>...
>Whelp okay that was the easiest pick-up line ever

As ash from pokemon

"Got any STDs cuz my goal is to Catch 'em All!

>>4834216
>>4834244


I'll try this again. I have decided to have your babies

>>4834259
>ash

>>4834260
A-Awesome

>>4834283

Damn. all these pickup lines.

>while dressed as Halo from the Halo series
"Hey there sexy, fancy playin' a game of Halo: Reacharound?"

i know, it's a wonder i'm still single
damn

>>4834343

>Cosplaying as one of the Kabuto Riders.

"Are you a worm? Because you make me COCK UP."

>>4834353
oh!

"i want to slytherin your hufflepuff." *smolder*

>to Haruko cosplayer

"Hey baby, let's go back to my place and see if you can make anything come out of my head."

>I find your depiction of a 14-year-old girl highly erotic

"Do you have a tampon I can put in my nostril? Because my nose started bleeding when I saw you."

Found that one online, and thought it was funny.

>>4834449
Oh, but this is a cosplay pick-up line thread instead of an anime pick-up line thread, so here's a cosplay related one.

>To a Jintan cosplayer from a Menma cosplayer.
"Let's go back to your place and see if you can make my wish come true."

>>4832917
You don't sweat much for a fat girl

>>4834455
.....

>>4834467
Too soon?

>>4834455
Why? ; ;

Anyway, here's a really shit one.

>To any Pokemon trainer cosplayer.
"Are you a Pokemon trainer? Because I'd like you to train the Diglett in my pants."

>>4834480
>>4834475

; 3 ; Sorry.

>>4834480
Old 'un but a good one.
>metapod gijinka
"Dayum gurl, Metapod used Harden."

>>4834510
it also works well because Harden sounds like "Hard-On".

Not a pick up line but I want to see a guy convincingly crossplay as a female Yu-Gi-Oh! character, get hit on by some guy, and respond with 'I activate my trap card' in a manly voice.

>to a Mami cosplayer
"You know, I've got a good head you can use if you've lost yours."

>as a Blue Rose cosplayer"My ice might be a little bit cold, but the crime of your hotness has to be put on hold!"

I was cosplaying uryu from bleach when a hambeast came up hugged me and in the sluttiest nastiest voice said "So how big is your quincy bow wanna shoot my hollow with your arrow"

>Persona cosplayer
'Hey Elizabeth, wanna max out your social link with me?'

I wish I was a Pokemon trainer so I could Pikachu Jigglypuffs.

"HEY! I need to see your tits! No time to explain!"

"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

"Hey baby, I've got a knife and a penis and at least one of them is going in you tonight."

>>4835092

I don't mean to AHEAD of myself miss...

>In a Sol from Guilty Gear cosplay.
>See a Bad Girl cosplayer
>"Bad Girl eh? How'd you like to meet a Mr. Badguy?"


It was incredibly cheesy but good god I had so much fun with that.

>>4835168

PFFFF
OH GOD I got my soup in my nose

Not really a pickup line but, this actually happened at otakon last month.

>dressed as scorpion
>some guy goes "get over here!...and give me a hug."

Best bro hug ever

>>4833010
What series is this from?

>>4835765
[c] money of soul and possibility control

>>4835772
interesting, I looked up some images but i'm not finding any of the two outside characters.

>>4835807
They're from Boku no Pico.

>>4835807

oh, I don't remember what the other characters are from. but they're not from the same series. it might be another noitaminA series

>>4835842
Thanks for the tip, I managed to find them.

>>4833906
>>4833948

The original from years ago that /cgl/ came up with was "The magi have confirmed it, you must be an angel."

Worst one I've ever heard was a cloud cosplayer: "Hey baby, wanna help shine my buster sword?" I was stunned by how bad it was.

"Have you ever tripped over a tree stump?"
"No..."
"How about a root?"

>Rapeface Woody cosplay
"There's a snake in mah boot!"
"You're my favorite deputy!"

>As Beatrice
Want to be my furniture?

>As Hazama
Check out my snake!