Tenleid isn't always a bitch? Did she say something to you and you got buttfrustrated?

>Oreimo VN
Goddamn I wish it was translated or I could read moonrunes

And OP, I don't think tenleid's been as big a bitch lately. She's been pretty civil, I think. No big shitstorms I can think of.

i heard god put on five pounds and can only bench press 15kg

>>4819498
that dress (and the woman wearing it) is amazing.

I think it's actually been the opposite, she seems pretty nice now that all the troll threads about her have died down. I might just be biased though, I think she's really cute, no homo

>>4819498
no, she didn't say anything to me, i've just noticed that back in march-ish when she started tripfagging that she was a lot politer.
but i stopped being a cgl regular so maybe there's something going on that i've missed.

I've heard that the internet is just a dream.

>>4819508
isn't it? It reminds me of Arwen, and I'm a little fae faggot and love fantasy.

>>4819520
a -pipe- dream?

WAIT WHAT? TENLEID'S A BITCH??
I just asked if she wanna meet up this weekend. shit... Maybe I'll call it off.

>>4819500
Me too.

And OP, everyone has been a little edgy this week.

I heard that Blue was a total dollface and my original friends never come around anymore so I'm pretty sure everyone's been normal.

MJ is cool enough op

>>4819507
YOU. YOU TAKE THAT BACK. TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW. ;.;

>>4819541
Shh, it's okay, the mean boy is only picking on you because he likes you. If he pulls your hair, ask him out.

>>4819541
i'm sorry bro ;A;
it's just something i heard it probably isn't true
you can bench press the heavens i'm sure
<3
no homo

I heard that Blue is really 47 but looks way younger so he plays the part so people don't think he's a pedo.

>>4819541
1/2 PLATE!!! LMAO!

>>4819550
Blue's faggot so it makes sense.

>>4819555
Well look who it is.

When did you become a cocksucker? You used to be totes bro.

>>4819561
its not as if Blue was ever a bro

>>4819550
who told you

I hear the blacksheep was gone for so long because it got a sex change...oh wait...about others?

>>4819561
>>4819566
/cgl/ - Elegant Gothic bro-wars.

>>4819566
Blue is a bro with manners.

>>4819583
he wouldnt need manners if he had confidence

all the new trips are fags

>>4819583
Nah, I haven't achieved bro status yet.
I need to do something "bro" to be a bro.

>>4819591
A good man has both.

>>4819599

>>4819608
a good man wouldnt be on cgl

>>4819630
>I'm not always a douche, but when I am, I'm RedDickies.

>>4819650
remember it

I heard iubvfiwurgbfiugfvisudbvierbtgnbg. This was cool though, I lol'd.
>>4819650

>>4819650
reds a bro
i loved it when he did superman
pic related reds superman

>>4819603
and name me some bro things a bro would do blue

>>4819630
Good point

>>4819667
"let me buy you a round"
"sure you can totes fuck my sis"
"looking tight man"
"here's a fiver for your gym shit"
etc etc

>>4819673

being a female feels good at this point. there's no such thing as being sis.

also blue, i think 'lookin' tight man' implies homo, not bro.

>>4819673
>picking up a chick
>beta as fuck
>gay
>only bro if they were 5 bucks short

>>4819701
Nah, it's totally bro.
"lookin' tight. thick. yeah. you look nice. keep me updated on your brogress man. wanna see just how big and muscular you can get."
totally bro

>>4819716
Completely homo.

>>4819716
you have to add "no homo"

>>4819715
>implying you can't buy your bro a round
>i need to work on that then
>bullshit
>i agree

>>4819719
nope

>>4819721
Fuck, I forgot.

>>4819701
Nah, lookin tight was the phrase they used when they were trolling /soc/

It wasnt very creative.

>>4819724
You cant buy a round yet.

>>4819745
Hence, why I'm not bro yet.

>>4819724
if you want to suck his dick, yeah i guess you can

>>4819673
Where's the x-box and the natty ice?

anything labeled as being "bro" probably isnt bro. bro just happens.

the most conscious "bro" decision you could make is like smoking out your bros

>>4819759
>xbox

>>4819763
This is a little off topic but I gotta ask you. How was she? I've been dying to know what that was like.

>>4819701
We should totally be sises.

why dont you guys ever use IRC for this
then you can have drama gossip ERRYDAY LIVE

>>4819794
who the fuck is "she"

>>4819811
You know who.

What's up with all the trips from last year using colors. Reddickies blue And samuraigreen I'm looking at you!

>>4819823
Because the only pair of Dickies I own are red.

>>4819823
because i want to be like dickies and green
i save all their images
no homo

>>4819832
fuck yeah nigger i wish i were like me too

>>4819839
what aftershave/deodorant/whatever do you use?

>>4819811
Yes Red fucked the holy grail- but now he's shy about it because when he removed his member from her it was lined with gold and thousands of precious gemstones. He was forced to get it insured.

>>4819847
He doesn't use anything other than his own natural man musk.

>>4819850
I lolled way harder than I should have.

>>4819858
really?
can i buy some of that

seriously

>>4819881
i've never heard of that brand
do you use old spice
i use old spice

MJ reporting in.

Man, I don't EVEN have an opinion...

>>4819884
i use my musk
>>4819971
mj would know

>>4820019
MJ would know because like you she uses her natural musk; hers just smells more like a vagina full of pot brownies, Jack Daniels and dick.

>>4820043
>vagina
>pot brownies
>jack daniels
>and dick
holy shit somebody she market that and sell it

>>4820043
Thats not a bad combination.
>>4820050
They did with MJ.

>>4820043
You make that out to sound terrible, and even as someone who doesn't smoke weed, I can tell you that it doesn't actually sound all that bad.

>>4820052
awesome where can i get some

I heard Eva Expert sucked over 100 entry plugs.

>>4820054
You only kinda like it now because you realized I didnt turn completely black when i started smoking.

protip: matts racist

>>4820052
>>4820054
Where in my post did I say that's a bad combination? Because it's a lovely combination of scents. My own musk is somewhat similiar, except more like a vagina full of pot brownies, steak and beer.

>>4820088
Lets hang out. I think Id like you.

>>4820091
But. You've already conquered the vast territories of my entire continent of glorious flesh. And I'm still feeling sort of violated about it. Give me time, boy.

>>4820101
See, I told you niggers I was on good terms with her.

>>4820043
>All of what you just said
Oh. Actually okay.

>>4820101
Somehow I'm reminded of Broodmother.

>>4820088
I forgot to mention. Premium beer. I'm all about drinking an entire loaf of french bread before my hour-long night joggings.

>>4820113
what happened to Broodmother anyway?

why is Jkid back on /cgl/?

>>4820128
I love Broodmother. She was my favorite. =(

God has an oral fixation because he drinks to much milk

Matt is a flaming homo no homo

Blue likes to talk trash to scottish chicks while watching/reading bad sifi

Maryjane is Evaexpert

Evaexpert is Maryjane

Maryjane needs to learn how to work out from matt

God has a complex that is the complete opposite of god.

And that guy never pushed me in the river when he should have.

>>4820263
i talk to girls?

Have we edited this yet?

I don't think we have

HEY BLUE!

>>4820280
nah, i don't think so.

>>4820280
yeah thats grossly inaccurate

>>4820283
doesn't need updating that's all still true

>>4820263
My DICK is Maryjane.

how about this

Oh cgl, glad to see you're still the same.

>>4820293
>>4820283
actually scratch that
change the image

>>4820298
This is new but wildly inaccurate.

>this thread

>>4820305
Someone feels left out.

>>4820312
Nah, this thread is stupid dude.
Typical tripfag wankfest

>>4820303

Done and done

Also

>>4820312
No, thread just took a sharp left turn really quickly and it confuses me
w/e CARRY ON

>>4820314
Yeah those fuckers.

>>4820329
i hate them all they never contribute

>>4820298
>Always plans to cosplay
>Only one was ever executed

I know that feel..

>>4820329

It's like they purposefully line up and proceed to jerk each other off multiple times. Instead of looking each other in the eyes and being cute, they just give each other a cold stare and bare their teeth the entire time.

>>4820298
I think it should be changed to this:
>Red fucked the holy grail- but now he's shy about it because when he removed his member from her it was lined with gold and thousands of precious gemstones. He was forced to get it insured.

>>4820354
It's like her insides took a bedazzler to his penis and now that shit is more gilded than a Vegas stripper in the 90's.

This thread is so fucking hard to follow.

>>4820395
No it isnt.

Hows your day?

>>4820398
Then maybe I'm just dumb~

My day had been filled with Law&Order SVU marathon. I haven't left my couch and it's been wonderful ♡ You?

oh hai

...Why can't we all be friends? Goddamit, we share a hobby that make us look like retarted to the people who don't like it. We should support each other at least.

Yeah, keep dreaming.

I don't get it either so don't feel bad.

I haven't been on cgl since my cpu was stolen so what's been going on?

Are they still taking about PT?

>Test; can't trip on a PS3

>>4820432
Fuck the police.

>>4819971
Hey you fine ass girl. What's up?

>>4820442
I JUST noticed there's no PT thread today, not on the front page while I've been here at least.
It feels... Empty.

This thread is why I hate /cgl/.

>>4820283
>>4820303

D'awww blue, is that really you? You're shota levels of adorable!

>>4820569
>can't tell if serious
But thanks Anonymous!

i wrote a rap about blue:

hes got no rhyme or rhythm
too small to be giving and hes easy to tire
gym bros be asking "do you even lift?"
ladies dont mire, he doesnt have the gift
he got no respect, seriously nigger,
what did you really expect?

small and moe
his beta feebleness encroaches our hobby
weak knees be knobby, but hes got some room to grow
fine bitches see jamie comin they like "hell no"

english and dapper
he has no feeling for punk
he rocks "waspy" like "tryhard", cause hes got mod style
but he lacks the know how of a rapper
fuck you nigger, his dick wont slap her

>>4820589
i
fucking
love
you

>>4820585

Anonymous was very serious!

>>4820615

>>4820594
who doesnt

>>4820621
a lot of people
wanna fight about it
i could take you i workout

I still don't get what's going on.

I read it and I'm still confused.

Is it a trip hate thread? Troll? ETC.?

>Can greentext and post but thats it

>>4820623
lol

>>4820624
Etc.
It's just one of those threads in which tripfags post stuff nobody cares about

>>4820643
That post is so meta.

are the bio thingies some sort of status symbol in /cgl/ now?


fucking whippersnappers.

>>4820678
only if you do something to deserve one (good or bad). I'd stay away.

>>4820643
Ooooh, blue, you're so meta today :3

>>4820648
>>4820695
I'm going to have to google this

>>4819971
Hnnnngh you should cosplay Asuka and I can do Mari.

i've played OPs game, its glorious. I never got to finish it though, sold my psp before i could. ;____;