Oh hi Johnny!
How are you?

>>4812357
I'm feeling pretty. Uhh, can you step aside there's gonna be a huge rush of hot babes wanting to coming here and I don't want you to get trampled by their pointy shoes.

Johnny's heart is ready, are yours, my pretty cosplay mammas?

>>4812368
Am I not pretty enough for you Johnny?!
Fine, I'll go back to blue!

I've heard so much about you, Johnny <3

>>4812376
Whoa stop right there angry missy. It seems Johnny Bravo has made a mistake. If you are indeed a pretty lady then why don't you show me, I'll gladly give you an apology along with a first visitor bonus.

>>4812385
No way, man! I'm out!
Go compliment Rahne!

Johnny and Marceline!?

>>4812391
Wuss.

>>4812393
Blue~ you're supposed to love me!

>>4812391
Do it! For Johnny!

>>4812398
Y'know I do.
But:
>>4812404

FINE

>>4812416
There y'go, wasn't so hard, was it?
Here's Jake Gyllenhaal playing table pong.

>>4812421
Thanks, I need that.
>>4812424
That was so cute...

Johnny why you delete that post D: I thought it was clever.

Also here's a pic of my and my bros.

>>4812421
Stop using Jake pics for everything you faggot.

>>4812376
>>4812391
The best type of boyfriend that a mistress of the night can have is a mister of the universe. I know you're a good friend of Finn but why not settle with the man who's gonna be your catch of the day before I swim away. Make me yours and I'll have you blush so red that you will live on for another 1000 years. You know I'll be good for you as I know the kingdom of Ooo is missing three things, and those are the letters L,V, and E.

>>4812416
Now this indeed is a face of a pretty mamma. Looks a little cold outside where you are, and as my first poster in this thread I'll let you warm yourself next to my studly body. I'm no robot from a pirate crew but I do look good in a speedo and will give you a love that's super

>>4812439
no piss off

Sorry 'bout that Johnny, threads all yours dude.

>>4812346
Hey Johnny, would you go gay for Blue?

>very curious

>>4812444
seriously tho
shits gay
stop it

>>4812444
No you piss off beta kiddo.
You've beta'd up this place since you arrived, seriously go outside and grow a pair.

Also inb4 haters gonna hate.
Have this pic.

>>4812462
Nah.
Have this pic.

Now shut the fuck up and let Johnny do his stuff.

Johnny, could you ever love a woman who won't self post because she's a dog. I'm feelin' lonely.

>>4812477
Picture related.
Two can play the game of filenames on images.
Could you stop having your hands down in my pants?
I know it feels good touch my man-grown pair.
But srsly do you have to be so homo all day?

To make up for the bickering in the thread, here's a pic of me for you Johnny!

Who is blue and why should I care about her?

Don't fight in Johnny's thread.

>>4812493
>>4812477

I don't even know whats going on!

>>4812501

>>4812524
I'm not new around here, it's just that I don't know who blue is and why everyone pays so much attention to her... that's all.

>>4812501
hmm.

>>4812521
I think Johnny storming a pretty girl's castle and it looks like two guys on the internet fighting. Hot right?

>>4812529
Can we even call Blue a guy?
I mean blue's ball havent even dropped yet.
Isnt it still a she?

ICH BIN POSTING IN EINER TROLLENTHREAD

>>4812493
>>4812477
You two, go outside and throw rocks at each other or something. This is not cool behavior to show in front of the chicks.

Now that we got that problem solved, let's talk about my favorite subject...me.

>>4812434
Johnny Bravo can mend hearts and fix faces back to their pretty glory. Let the surgeon of love come closer set back whats right. I accept payments in kisses and dates.

>>4812494
Looks like 9-1-1 has finally responded to the roaring fires in my heart. I think I might need some mouth to mouth if I'm going to survive our next date. Now why don't you take off that mask so I can say thank you the only way Johnny Bravo can.

>>4812542
>>4812542
You must be new thinking that Johnny Bravo threads are troll threads.

I think Johnny abandoned the thread.

>>4812543
Dawww thanks <3

>>4812543
oh nevermind

I want to enjoy my johnny thread guys. Save the hate for some other time.

>>4812547
No, I'm simply spectating the bickering, while sitting quietly in my corner. I'll keep lurkin' now~

>>4812543
Alright Johnny, i'm sorry for my behaviors in your thread, i'll take my leave and let you have some fun with the ladies.

Johnny, I submit myself to your loving, hunky embrace.

>>4812478
>>4812478
>>4812471
Ladies, as a man who knows his way into a woman's heart. Sometimes a girl just does not really believe she is a smoking hot baberella. There is something in almost every woman that's worthy to be loved and if you are brave enough and want to believe you can be loved, post here and I will find it.

>>4812581
Already you've done three things I like.

1. Be pretty
2. Call me a hunk
3. Let my pretty body hold your pretty body

You know what goes great with rice bowls? Beef stews.

Now then /cgl/ while I do love all you pretty photos. Johnny Bravo wants to see more cosplay photos. I mean I can get pretty girls everywhere but you ladies are brave enough to wear super cool outfits that sparkle and stuff. You're the special kind of pretty /cgl/ and I want you to embrace that side along with me.

>>4812506
>>4812560
>>4812549
Holy cow, this is the first time I've seen such a universal anti-flam response. Are Johnny threads that special to /cgl/?

Erm Can I try Johnny? :D

Oh what is going on here? Johnny went out of his way to make a nice thread and everyone has to fight!

You may not be my headliner Johnny, But you certainly seem nice!

>>4812604
I'll help get the cosplay pictures started :]

>>4812604
I haven't actually been able to cosplay yet

>>4812619
>stand in a field
>become art

>>4812642
Quiet you.

>>4812626
>>4812626
What's the character cosplaying from?

Johnny, I'm feeling low and would like some nice words but I'm scared to self post because I already did in another thread. Wat do?

>>4812618
Johnny threads are sacred. You don't mess with Johnny threads.

>>4812462
What, BLUE is /cgl/'s darling! Be nice to BLUE!

Also, hi Johnny, am I in your manly, virile, good graces?

Oh Johnny, your threads always brighten my day. ♥

>>4812659
Wow sacred, that's a word I'd never thought would be used here.

I guess I'm just trying to see the appeal of these threads as I never saw the show growing up. It looks like a general compliment thread with the OP using images from the cartoon. Wouldn't someone just giving out compliments to cosplayers be the same thing as to what Johnny Bravo does?

>>4812700
Johnny threads have a special brand of compliments.

B-be gentle..

>>4812543
What a charming man! But I don't take off my mask until the second date,

>>4812699
Go to hell, Shaynii.

>>4812542
actually it would be written :
ich schreibe in einem Trollthema
but not so bad for the beginning

>>4812798
Aw, long time no see, buddy!
How've you been?

>>4812604
oh stop. youre making me blush.

>>4812812
I hate your face, don't talk to me.

.Is that really what Shaynii looks like?

...C-cute...
And hnngh that hair.

>>4812833

dont jizz yet its shopped to fuckery and back.

>>4812779
Must know whats under mask...Johnny there needs to be a second date, get on it!

>>4812839
Really? I can't ever tell if a picture is shooped or not unless it's just poorly done, blah.

....It's still a really cute picture, shoops or not. >>

>>4812832
I see you're still up to your silly old antics, ho ho ho~
I'm glad we were able to chat again, we'll have to do it more often!

>>4812833
Oh, thanks. ; o ;
But it's a wig, fgfdjisb
I wish my hair looked like that.

>>4812839
And actually, this one isn't shooped at all.
I just got a new Sony camera, and it has an option on it where it takes photos that are meant to make skin look smoother,
it does look pretty shopp'd though...

>>4812854

image error level analyser also thinks it looks shopped. specially round the eyes.

=D

>>4812854
I hope you go swimming and an oil container bursts and catches on fire and you have to decide on whether or not you drown or burn alive.

That would make my day.

>>4812868
I would love to prove to you that it isn't, if I could, but I can't think of any way to do that...
I promise on my love for rabbits that I did no editing, but whether you choose to believe that or not is up to you.

>>4812854
Oh, it's a wig? Eh, that's alright. Cute face is cute, regardless of the hair.

Maybe if you post more pictures of yourself, Johnny'll come back?
...Yes. I think more pictures is the answer.

>>4812798
Are you that one hoobes guy?

>>4812936
No, I'm not a faggot.

>>4812939
>tripfag returns to cgl and is an ass to everyone who is nice and post regularly.

I've heard and seen trips being self-centered but ruining thread because you want to give people a hard time only because you don't like them.

Wow. Sorry Johnny. I hope your next thread goes better.

>>4812952
It sounds like you're upset about something, why don't you stop acting like a bitch and actually come out and say it? Is it that you're jealous?

Don't be jealous, if you put all of the attention you're giving me into improving yourself... maybe you wouldn't be so disgusting.

>>4812955
That's a lot of hostility to someone you don't know, lol.

You're being an asshole and ruining one of the threads on /cgl/ that's suppose to be safe and fun. Nothing to be jealous of.

>>4812989
Isn't that you? haha, the one on the right.

>>4812987
It sure sounds like you're jealous~

If it walks like a duck... :3

>>4812999
Yeah, and I made that face when I came back to see if Johnny responded and it was all just bullshit >:C

>>4813001
I don't know why I'd be jealous? If you're a big name cosplayer or lolita, sorry, but I have no idea who you are besides seeing you act like a jerk.

I am so confused...

>>4813026
I think we're all confused at this point

>>4812619
No need for you to rebuild any feelings for me girl, Johnny Bravo is here to fly you to the moon and make sure that you're not alone. Even though you're a new pilot my heart feels like it's holding an old flame for you.

>>4812626
I two have five stories I'd like to tell you babe and they all end with the two of us flying off into the sunset. Sure I'm not a headliner as I'm only that fast when I comb my hair but I can love you 10 times better than any man.

>>4812632
Princess Bubblegum, your humble and loyal knight Johnny Bravo has arrived to take you own an adventure of his own. A sweet girl like you deserves to be wrapped by my lovely muscles and shown a love so hot that it can even melt the Ice King.

>>4812655
Why stop at giving you nice words when I can offer myself to be a nicer boyfriend? If you are too shy to post your picture then just let the fact that Johnny loves you be enough to help you go through your day.

>>4812685
Any girl who wears a cute green wig like that is already in my good graces honey. No need to look so shocked, just wait till I take you on a wonderful date which is guaranteed to leave you surprised and speechless.

>>4812699
And your smile brightens mine. There's no need to approach me from the sides as I'll always be an upright lover for a girl like you.

>>4812745
Of course I'll be gentle with the girl holding the key to my heart. Let's find a private place where we can talk and do some more unlocking on an intimate level.

>>4812872
Sue-Doe-Nim, you have a face that makes my heart sing Do-Re-Mi. There are many more songs that I have for you, the only question is if your okay being serenaded by someone who is as good looking as me.

>>4812824
But Johnny Bravo is a tripfag

>>4813707
Oh Johnny. You make a fatima feel human <3

>>4813707
ooo, but Johnny, that's my actual hair!

>>4812939
>never, never walking.
wat?

Less: flame wars, regular photos
More: Johnny Bravo, girls in cosplay

>>4812478
I'll love you! 'cause you called me an adorable little bitch once, which made me laugh. <3

Oh, Johnny, you make a girl want to start cosplaying to be near you.

>>4813707
Dawww =D

Please Johnny come back

>>4814971
>You will never go on a date with the real Johnny Bravo
>sadfrog.jpeg

I think of this and I get upset. We all know the person typing this will never match up to the real Johnny Bravo.

Any more girls for Johnny?

Hognny! Come here and give me some lovin', you sexy hunk!

>>4817548