that feel when you're terrified of the idea of having sex and therefore will remain a virgin forever

>that feel when you post stupid threads on /cgl/

That feeling when your realize that humans and mermaids can't fuck with a lower fish half?

>That feel when /soc/ is taking over /cgl/ for the summer

>That feel when you realize you're still in love with your little brother

>>4803858
>That feel when summer's almost over

>>4803913
>That feel when this thread got a shitload more interesting

>that feel when you'll probably be a virgin forever

>that feel when your relationship is going down the drain because you're asexual

>>4803967
well, don't be selfish and let your significant other have sex once ina while with someone else

>>4803967
I know that feel, mostly because I haven't had a relationship, knowing that it would most likely not work.

>>4803977
This~
An open relationship would probably work out better.

>>4803967

This ;A;

>>4803967
Thank god my boyfriend was the same way.

>>4803913
>that feel when this thread is retarded but I'm gonna need deets on this

>>4804014
>>4803926

It's really not that interesting. I've been in love with him for a while, just never got the courage/was stupid enough to act on it.

I THOUGHT I'd finally quelled it but it seems this isn't the case. I feel like shit.

>>4804029
How old are you guys?

>>4803907
WHOA

WHOA

HOLD THE FUCK UP HERE MISSY

I'm gonna need sauce on this.

>>4803967
>mfw when you aren't asexual and just aren't attracted to your boyfriend
been there done that.
Break up now, save everyone the pain.

>>4803830
I seriously hope you are a guy. Otherwise that's disgusting.

>>4804051
Why is it disgusting?

>>4804051
I hope it's not a guy for the same reasoning

>>4804064
Girls shouldn't be coming on the internet telling us about that shit. It's totally immoral. Not to mention the sheer idea of fucking your boyfriend. It goes against everything a reasonable human being stands for.

>>4804077
You're not gay? Get out of here faggot.

>>4804046
this man is right. Went out with a girl who wasn't ready for sex/ was asexual for 6 months. Liked her but shit got annoying. Now I pretty much vow if I'm not getting any within two months, I'm outta the relationship.

>>4804080
>sex with your boyfriend is immoral

>>4804034
I'm 20, he's 17.

I've never touched him, don't plan on it. We;re close, very, very close, but I know he doesn't feel the same way, and I don't want to ruin how close we are. What we have right now is more precious than any other relationship I have, and I want to keep it that way.

Fuck I'm crying now.

>>4804080
I like you.

>>4804173
Get a life, drama queen.


Life is not a shoujo manga.

>>4804173
if your have a romantic attachment to your brother you should see a therapist.If it keeps up it will likely end badly.

>>4804173
Damn, anon, I'm sorry. It's good you're being rational about it and not making a move knowing he's not interested, though.

Hopefully things will get easier soon.

>>4804173
There are only two things you can do to solve your problem:


1) Seek professional counseling because you are a fucking weirdo with mental issues.

2) Go into his bed late at night while he's sleeping and suck him off.

>that feel when you just gave head for the first time last weekend

>That feel when you thought you were good at sex, and then got even better

>>4803967
You need to learn to care for him, physically. It doesn't have to be SEX SEX SEX, just be intimate. Kiss him, cuddle him, have the not-so-occasional hot makeout session. If you're going to completely ignore him both physically, and sexually, yeah it's going to hurt him and the relationship.
If you're uncomfortable with these things, then show him that you're willing to learn to progress. That you're taking the steps to become intimate (and again, being intimate =/= sex.)

If you completely ignore him physically, for long periods of time, both him and the relationship will suffer for it.

Take the iniative. Sure, you might be uncomfortable with some things, but take it slow. You don't have to jump on his dick, as long as you show that you're looking to progress, however slow it may be, and that you're the one who's kissing him.

>That feel when you don't know what the hell sex is.

>That feel when it's so bad, your whole family is now pro-you losing your virginity.

>>4804262

>That feel when Matt makes you picture something that you never wanted to.

>>4804275

Awww yeeeaaahhhh

>>4804281

Keep statements like that in the bedroom, dude

>>4804242
> that feel when you got head for the first time last weekend

Ineedatowel

>That feel when you play a little game of PRETEND.

Pic related, except I'm not quite that pretty (but then again, who the hell is?)

>>4804288
Fine, fine. Just having a good time is all.

>>4804291
she has no clit...

>that feel when you have no clit

>>4804300
Just saiyan

>That feel when you put Bengay on your nuts

>that feel when you don't even give a fuck anymore

in the good way

>>4804305
>that feel when day[9] makes that face and you are instantly horny.

I feel like I might be the only person on this board that plays starcraft.

>>4804302
And thank fucking god for that. Same goes for Hideyoshi.

>>4804302
>that feel when you have no urethra
>that feel when, due to the artist's lack of female genitalia knowledge, you are forced to pee out of your vagina

>that feel when most people think they pee out of their vaginas anyway

>That feel when you're not a virgin but can't get consistent sex because you have no long term partner

>>4804302
it's in her pooper.

>>4804302
>>4804314
>>4804319

>she

Guess Baka to Test is less popular than I thought.

>mfw I read the effects of Lacquer paints on the human body are after repeated exposure
>I've been using this shit for a month now without a respirator nor a heavily ventilated room

Home depot sells a $40 respirator. SHIT NIGGA WHERE THE 100 VERSION. MY LUNGS

>>4804302
>she

That feel when you're a virgin at 29. 1 more year to go, guys!

>>4804322
Worst part is it says the gender in the image.

Except it's starred, but it's still pretty obvious, what with the "pretend" and all.

I'd post the original, but it's very not worksafe.

>>4804302

>>4804333
LOL.
sucks.

>>4804333
Good job, man!

>That feel when you give head
>But too shy to ask for oral on yourself

>>4804349

>Get any sort of oral
>Return the favor
You need some better partners.

>that feel when you've been a virgin all your 22-year-long-life and have had a traumatizing childhood so you've been indoctrinated with low self-esteem as well as a loner-nature and you never really go outside and have opportunities to meet new people so you never really get to meet anyone of the opposite sex so one day when you're extra lonely you're browsing some forum and see a picture of this girl and instantly react to it and then you find her blog and see that you can relate to loner-aspect of her so you decide that ok you're gonna try and be social for once but you're out of her social circle so there's just no way to make contact with her without coming off as creepy so you realize that ok maybe you should just bite the bullet and admit what you are, that you are a stalker and so you add her IM and try to come off as a an affable, harmless, stalker and it seems to work at first but you cannot connect with her any further because she has chosen to fill her void in life with abnormal dedication to silly boy-bands that you yourself have no interest in and she has basically no other interests than silly boybands so you decide to just stop bothering her and in the end you're back to square 1 and it was all a waste

>THAT FEEL BRO

>>4804357
This.

>that feel when I want some no-strings-attached sex, but too afraid of diseases (even with condoms) to do anything about it

>that feel when your sister comes home piss drunk and wants to fuck you

>That feel when you want to have sex with your step brother.
>That feel after you had sex with your step brother.

Well, at least he and I aren't related.

>>4803830

>>4804426
>That feel when you held an exclusive sexual relationship with your step brother for two years and no one ever found out

>That feel when this thread is fucking hilarious

>That feel when you've been in a relationship for two years and still feel shy about doing anything sexually

I'm glad he loves me no matter what.

>that feeling when, even though you think about sex, you want someone to talk to and be there to protect you and to actually get you way more, but since you've never been in a relationship before you're wondering if guys your age are actually looking for what you're looking for.

>>4804479
I can guarantee you that any man worth calling himself a "man" will do that for you.

Anyone who doesn't, isn't worth your time.

>that feel when you're 29 and still a virgin but too scared and socially retarded to try and get laid

at least masturbation is fun

>That feel when you can't start sewing until the pattern gets here.
>That feel when it should have been here a week ago, but it took them a week to post it so it'll take even longer.
>mfw I check the mail every day and it's not there.

>That feel when you've been in a relationship for seven years and sex just seems to get more amazing.

>That feel when you want to have nsa sex but don't want to be coined as a slut

>that feel when you sort of want to take a bunch of guy's virginity and be some kind of virginity hunter, but you're also sub as hell and want some alpha master to slap you and call you his slut.

>>4804540
I can relate to this whole-heartedly.

>That feel when the Democrats caved to the Republicans again.

>>4804540
>sub/dom/alpha
>slap me call be slut etc.
What the hell is wrong with women?

Studies indicate that dominating women have NO effect on men. It just doesn't compute.

>>4804560
dominatrix's would like to see your sources.

> That feel when you just broke up with your boyfriend last Wednesday, met a new guy on Friday whose adorable and covered in tattoos & piercings while wearing lolita, Saturday night he tells you he thinks your lolita stuff is sexy then buys you an alcoholic beverage, by Sunday afternoon he's taking you to get milkshakes and you hang out at the park for a few hours and even though you haven't seen him yet this week, you've still texted and talked for a few solid hours each day and its like a pierced cock dream come true.

>that feel when you want a relationship with someone but are too chicken to ask them out and don't even know if they like you that much

>That feel when you have a super big but super futile crush on someone who'll probably never even consider you as dating material.

>>4804568

>That feel when your little sister finishes Ore no Imo and subsequently becomes a huge bitch to you to try and imitate Kirino

Thank god I don't see her more than once a week.

>That feel when you used to be sought after
>That feel when a bad relationship damaged your self-worth and confidence
>That feel when you no longer feel worthy of a relationship and second guess every single thing you do around other men

>>4804560
>WikiPEDOa
>Sadalla, Kenrick, and Vershure (1985)[14] found that women were sexually attracted to dominance in men (though dominance did not make men likable to women), and that dominance in women had no effect on men.
>Sadalla, E.K., Kenrick, D.T., and Venshure, B. (1987). Dominance and heterosexual attraction. Journal of Personality and Social Psychology
>1987

>that feel when tomorrow is your birthday and you won't be able to see your boyfriend.
>that feel when you won't see your boyfriend for about a year
>that feel when you won't see him for your 4 year anniversary

feelsbadman.png

>that feel when... I don't even know what feel... what

>>4804314
>>4804302
....Do any of you know what playing a game of pretend is? That "girl" doesn't have a clit because he's hiding his penis under the dress. Jesus Christ, lrn2read.

>>4804577
>wikipedia
>reliable source

>>4804578
Happy almost Birthday, anon. Hang in there ♡

>>4804580
Looks like piplup used drugs, and they're super effective

>That feel when too many people place too much importance on relationships and sexual intercourse, and how people make you feel like you're a subhuman piece of shit if you don't get your dick wet

> that feel when you keep smelling macaroni n cheese, but your mom never made any

I WANT MACARONI N CHEESE

>>4804577
>1987
Sure is current bro.

>that feel when you tried to ask out a friend but she cold-shouldered you so hard you couldn't even ask, then when you try to put your feelings into words you come out as being hurtful and hateful and she just respites you emotionlessly.
>that feel when she starts cuddling up to the biggest /v/tard in your group and fakes starting a relationship just to spite you
>that feel when you have to see her again next semester and there's absolutely nothing you can do except hope that you can still be friends but still have a heart filled with doubt over never having had a successful relationship with a woman

DAMN YOU, FEELINGS! I AM A MAN! I SHOULD NOT HAVE YOU!!!!!

>>4804558
You obviously don't know anything about the debt ceiling "crisis" outside of FoxNews, because you'd realize it reeks of Republicans.

>>4804568
Sis, we all know how that feel

>>4804565
This feel... My entire highschool life.
I know that feel. Painfully well.

>>4804598
alcohol!

>>4804598
best not interact with highschool girls. They are a cruel psychotic hormonal lot.

>>4804626
We're both 20 and in college :\

>>4804587

>>4804565
>that feel when this coupled with the uncertainty that your crush may or may not have a SO.
>that feel when you want so badly to say something about it but don't know how to in case they are already in a relationship.
>that feel when you see this person almost every day and shit would get awkward if your plans fell through.

WHY CAN'T I JUST SAY WHAT THE FUCK IS ON MY MIND?

I DON'T CARE IF EVERYONE CAN HEAR MY THOUGHTS I JUST WANT SHIT TO BE SAID!

>That feel when it's 3am again

I hate my body. I want a new one.

>that feel when you meet a IRL tsundere and unlike anime, you actually hate her
>that feel when she doesn't leave you alone
>that feel when she tells you she likes you even though she already has a boyfriend
>that feel when she breaks up with her boyfriend of 7 years and basically begs for a chance with you
>that feel when you still fucking hate her

>>4803967
>>4803842
This thissy this.

>that feel when you fuck your girlfriend for the first time

>that feel when you're pretty sure you have schizoid something or other and no one around you cares and you don't know how to get help

):

>that feel when you realize you are approaching 30
>that feel when with your growing age came a surging confidence in yourself and your achievements, as well as squashing of issues that have plagued you since high school
>that feel when you use that new found confidence
>that feel when you have 4 "kittens", none over the age of 20, that are infatuated with you and want delicious rough father/daughter-master/pet-dom/sub dickings
Jesus, life gets GOOD when you get older. You couldn't pay me to be 18 again.

>That feel when you get a random urge to roleplay and the only person who RPs with you is out with his girlfriend

>>4804682
Anon, the first step is cataloging whatever symptoms you suspect and seeing a licensed therapist about it.
Don't give up hope, you must do it for yourself, even if it's by yourself.

>that feel when you read a cracked article on mental illness and the symptoms for Schizoid Personality Disorder are sounding awfully familliar....

>That feel when you are forever alone, and you can't do shit about it and know it.
Well..might as well see if I can try and figure out this waifu stuff..

>>4804682
:( I care.

Start with seeing a therapist? A lot of therapist have sliding scale plans for people with low income, so money shouldn't be an issue, and that may be the first step to getting the help you need.

>that feel when you fuck the girl of your dreams only to find out her vag was about as tight as a doorway

>That feel when I still have feelings for my ex, and they just won't leave.
Damn it.. :/

>that feel when the average response when a girl sees your dick is THAT'S HUGE!
I know it doesn't matter when it comes to anything important, but fuck, gotta take some pleasure in the small things
>:p

>>4804715
I'm forever alone too but instead of getting a waifu I'm working on my misanthropy
It's going pretty well so far

>that feel when you have had a big crush on a NPC in a popular DS game for years and just now found some cutesy art on Pivix showing that someone else also has a crush on same character

I KNEW IT, I KNEW I WASN'T CRAZY AHAHAHA I am SooooOOOO HAPPY!

i am so glad to know i am not the only person who lusts after professor layton npcs........

>>4804540
>>4804461
yes and yes

>that feel when all the nerd eyes are on you and your pretty sure they all want to fuck you

> that feel when your home alone and feel like the unsexiest girl ever

feels bad man

>>4804711
Yep.
>>4804721
>>4804708
Thanks guys! I'll try my best. Right now I'm gearing up for college, so I'm hoping to be able to see someone before I start classes, as I'm already busy with my part-time job and actually preparing for college right now. I'm pretty scared about classes starting before I can get help (if I need it, that is) because I'm sure I'll awkward the shit outta my first day, as usual. Not very confident at all, but I can't really remember being confident about anything that wasn't a video game.

>>4804302

>mfw that's a guy and that's a dick in an asshole.

Really? go on /d/ more...or /cm/

>>4804565
>That feel when you actually ask them out and you get rejected and your friendship gets broken pretty badly and you just wish things could return to how they once where.

>>4804814
see
>>4804598

>That feel when your birthday is next week and your gf has been dropping hints about a threesome

>>4804825
>brofist.png

>>4804727
>That feel when, most often, a woman is deemed loose because her partner's penis is smaller than he seems to believe.

>>4804825
Here's to hoping it's not some heartless bait-and-switch!

>>4804778
not into that shit sorry.

>that feel when you're in a semi-long distance relationship and can't even get decent private time because you both live with your parents.
>that feel when you can't do a damn thing to help your SO with their family issues.

>>4804835
>that feel when I have never met a loose woman cuz mah dick is almost as thick as a beer bottle
Make'em squeal, kiddies

>>4804846
You can listen. That's always good.

>That feeling when you just biked 17 miles mostly up hill in 40% humidity

>>4804814
And this is the reason I'm chicken about it. I don't know what I'd do if that happened. I hear so many conflicting suggestions of what to do, telling me to take it slow or to strike while the iron is hot and it just gets me all confused. Part of me is just happy that I have a friend that isn't socially inept. The other part of me is just scared of being alone again, even if it means getting friendzoned.

Feels bad, man.

>>4804858
Except that they generally just shut down. Drives me crazy. We're both terrible phone conversationists and I generally don't talk anyway.

>that feel when your gf also likes chicks and brings one of her friends home for a fun time

>that feel when you don't want to wear your cosplay to an upcoming con because it's shit, you're shit, and EVERYTHING EVER IS SHIT.

>That feel when you have to pee late at night when everyone's asleep so you pee on the side of the bowl so nobody hears, but then realize your plans have already been foiled because you still have to flush

>>4804896
>That feel

Also:
>That feel when you want to start making a simple costume, but have little to no experience and even less funding to allow for mistakes.

>that feel when you get asked out by a super buff guy who cosplays and is in medical school
>that feel when he lives 20 minutes away from where you're moving to in the fall

>that feel when he's moving to Germany in a few weeks

>that feel when all of the sexual dreams you have are never gonna happen.
> having a dick and fucking myself
> threesome with my bf and an other male friend

> that feel when you have super saiyan swagger

>>4804911
>that feel when he's moving to Germany in a few weeks

I know that feel, bro.
My love-interest will be moving to Germany in a year, for a year.

>>4804918
Y'know, the last can happen.
Not too hard. Just make sure everyone is cool with the other. I've done it, it was pretty awesome. I high five'd my bro while we spitroasted his girl.

>>4804934
>Mfw you stole someone's eyes

>>4804943
Said male friend is in a pretty serious relationship. :/ And SO is very vanilla.

>>4804953
THEYRE MINE NOW.

>That feel when my fiance announces he bought us a house, and it's absolutely gorgeous and has wild roses growing in the backyard, and a fucking skylight in the bathroom. Love it!

>that feel when your bf will NEVER have a FMM threesome with you even though you've given him a MFF threesome

>>4804960
O-Okay...

>>4804956
Foursome, then.
And define this vanilla. I think I was born preset for deviant, so vanilla is hard to imagine.

>>4804976
Vanilla as in he's uncomfortable doing doggy style, likes to do it in the missionary position. Kinkiest thing we've done is doing it in the shower.

> that feel when your moving out of province at the end of the month and your not sure whether or not to just go for one night stands for the first time, because god damn I'm horny.

>>4804972

>>4804969
Scumbag.
>>4804991
Do not WANT to believe D:
>>4805001
Pack some rubbers and a nice lube, and have at it.
Have fun, dammit

>that feeling when your not gay and don't have a boyfriend
>that feeling when you don't have a girlfriend either so you'll remain a virgin

>that feel when you get to see your long-distance (but still driving distance) fwb for the first time in a month
feelsgoodman
>that feel when you wish they were more but settle for fwb for the time being because your sex drive is driving you batty and you don't wanna be with anyone else...
idon'tevenknowman

> that feel when you realize you are too tall to cosplay your favorite characters

>>4805053
>That feel when you're too short to cosplay your favorite characters.

Wanna switch?

>>4805009

>that feeling when you are mine

>>4805060
yes plz.
there are ways to make yourself taller...but not shorter

>That feel when your friend hasn't replied to your email for over a week and she's been facebooking.

>that feeling when you saw something you didn't want to see posted on 4chan

>That feel when you've been laid off for 8 months, and your state isn't releasing funds to start work on any new projects, and your whole family is really broke, and you're starting to get scared you might lose your home. Then you get a call that you can start a new job money, the pay is $35 an hour plus 10% for night work, you get 4 10 hour shifts instead of 5 8 hour shifts, so you have a 3 day weekend every week, and everything will be ok now.

>>4805083
You referring to >>4805062
?

>mfw so much fleece will be at my house within a week or so.

>that feel after finally chasing after YOUR OWN BOYFRIEND for about 2 years, he finally loves you back and you're no numb from all the shit he put you though you can even enjoy getting what you've wanted all along

>>4805131
>>4805131
so* not no and can't* not can

> that feel when you don't give a fuck about anyone other than yourself.

>>4805131
Give up, he's probably putting on an act to make you stop being such a huge bitch. I take it you put out?

>>4805107
Yeah...I always feel embarrassed when I see nudes...

>That feel when you've finally decided on a simple but recognizable cosplay and the one component of it that can't be bought on the cheap is amazingly easy to sew.

>>4805155
i always want to have sex, he never wants to. he always says he really wants to get to know me, but truthfully i don't want to get close him emotionally.We're just too different to really click I've realized now and kinda have given up. if that's what you were asking.

i want to break up
but he keeps threatening to either kill himself or kill me
so im like ok fuck it ill just date him and deal with it, but it's hard to fake love, ya know?

>>4805114

>MFW fleece is 40% off at a local store for the rest of the week and they have the exact colors I'm looking for.

>>4805195
Love, you need to remove yourself from this situation and get him psychiatric help, or get his friends involved. He doesn't love you, you're a security blanket. I've seen it happen far too much, and I've been in your shoes. I'm sorry for trying to troll you.

>>4803915
mfw

It seems like a lot of folks my age (especially those attending college) are looking forward to fall. Weather's been shitastically humid and hot lately, and most of us work during the summer, and so going back to campus with friends from school is coming to look forward to.

>>4805207
I know, I really should. Like, I know it's not a good for me at all. But I keep factoring in these other things and blah blah blah I'm just to much of a pussy and pushover I guess.

Its not like I havent realised this, i just know im too scared to say anything. always have been, always will be. idk why, but the minute i want to have the courage to go up to him say its over, I get a vomity feeling and start shaking and get to scared to do it.

>The feel when your cosplay friend says anything you do is wrong and you should do it their way because it's the right way :|

>that feel when your mom makes you visit her for the entire summer in Hellabama
>that feel when your boyfriend's parents go off to Vegas for the week leaving him home alone
>that feel when a week that could've been used for hot makeouts and cuddletimes all day erryday in his house is wasted because you're in Hellabama and he's in Colorado
>that feel when he goes over to your mutual friend's house to play children's card games
>what a waste
>what a waste

>that feel when your supposed "best friend" of over 7 years stops talking to you because you got a boyfriend.

>>4805286
>he wants to fuck

>my face when your wondering whether to start bulking up and start on my goal of gaining 20-30 pounds by next summer or keep on cutting until end of the month and maintain my abs for my dante cosplay for fanexpo.

>>4805286
i've actually been on the opposite end of that situation

sometimes the envy is overwhelming and the only thing you feel like you can do is block out the thing that's making you feel shitty.

your friend will probably get over it sooner or later

>>4805229
That's fear and you need to overcome it if this is making you unhappy. You'll feel a thousand times better once you're done with it and that weight is lifted.

>>4805286
>That feel when your 'best friend' of over four years stops talking to you after she gets a boyfriend because he was rubbing her all over her vag and titties like a tentacle monster on a schoolgirl in front of her 5 year old brother while you were playing a game of apples to apples and you called her out on it
>That feel when you tried to reconnect and you realize she forgot your phone number and asked who was texting her, then blocked your number when she realized it was you

Never did get apples to apples back. :c

>>4805326
Get Monopoly Deal instead.

>that feel when you haven't gotten laid since February
>that feel when every time you ask a guy out he responds with either "You're such a good friend, BUT..." or "I'm depressed and you could do better"
>that feel when guys only want to fuck you after you've acted aloof or OPENLY HOSTILE toward them

>that feel when you've been flirting with a guy through fbchat because you're in different states and you can't tell if he wants to fuck or date or MAYBE he doesn't mean any of it but you're too awkward to ask and if it's all bullshit WHY is he still talking to you months after school ended
>that feel when he starts telling you about what he masturbated to as a child

>>4805251
>that feel when I know that feel

>>4805328

FUCK yeah!

>>4805328
Monopoly always devolves into bitterness, unholy alliances, and bad feelings all around for my family.

I love Monopoly. I hate to play it with anyone I love though.

Also my friend recently introduced me to Bananagrams, which I love o:

>>4805319
I'm hoping. this isn't the first time he's done this. It's not like I ever led him on either, i just don't like him that way.

>That feel when you're on the phone with a narutard

>That feel when you have no idea if the guy you like has any interest in you at all. But your pretty sure he probably does think of you as anything but a little sister..
>That feel when your so beta, your happy just being able to talk to him.
>That feel when he makes you feel like the most special girl in the world, but you probably wont ever be together.

Depressed as fuck.

>>4805412
That feel when you've just hung up on Masa for hating on all that is sacred

ITT: Sluts

>>4805450
>That feel when you forget to greentext

>>4805450

lol way to be a fag, fag :3

>mfw she's still on the phone, complaining about Rukia in the newest chapter

>that feel when losing your virginity is terrifying and you have always vowed never to have sex because you don't care for relationshit
>that feel when the most perfect man in existence walks into your life, likes you back, and kisses like a god
>that feel when it's only been a week and you're already thinking about going further

>...that feel when you thought you would never compromise for anyone ever.

GODDAMNIT, SELF. Fuck you, hormones and the most perfect man ever.

>>4805496

I read the big 3

>my tastes > your tastes

>>4805480
>That feel when you've really hung up this time

>>4805501

It's okay. :) It's not like you won't talk to me on the phone again.

>>4804564
You lucky duckling, you :)

>>4804311

PLAY WITH ME AND I SHALL RAPE YOU WITH MY ASIAN APM

>Dat feel when you give a girl her first gspot orgasm after she's had 5 partners
>Dat feel when you're an asian guy and you whip out a 7 inch dick and destroy people with it
>Dat feel when you hit a girl's cervix

>that feeling when you get really drunk and fuck a cute nerd the first time you meet him
>and you have to walk out with your hair all fucked up in front of all of his friends

>>4805480
>mfw i'm not sure how the subject changed from narutard to bleachtard.
>mfw i don't know if bleachtard is even a derogative term.
>mfw i just revealed how much of a weeb i really am by putting my two cents into this conversation that i really have no business being in.

mfw he still reads Bleach...

>>4805541
>Mfw between Masa and I, we're obsessed with all of the Big Three.

Sage because that's totally unrelated

>that feel when you return to your homeland and all your relatives ask if you have a boyfriend, have a fiance, have married, are pregnant, have children, etc.
>that feel when you say no and they all try to "help"
>that feel when your grandmothers change their hugs to try and determine if your lack of attachment is due to the lack of pleasing physical attributes
>WHY

>>4805551

I don't know if you've looked in the mirror lately but you have the same tattoo as an anime character

I may read the big 3 but I'm not a weeaboo, straight up

>>4805572

Which is funny because 60% of my photos on facebook have me in a straw hat

>>4805561
is one piece still any good, out of curiosity?
i'm reading bleach and naruto, because damn it i just won't give up, but i never got into one piece out of intimidation.
holy fuck so many chapters.

>>4805574
Beat me to it

>>4805592
Don't ask me, I refuse to go near it.
Bleach and Naruto are my thang, yo.

>>4805551
I think this is a fake lofi

>>4805596
Shit me too.

>>4805572
,':]
I'm sorry that you can't appreciate good story telling. I'm just gonna go sit over here and re-read Bokurano.

>that feel when your boyfriend is moving two states away and you have to get a roommate for the first time and don't want to be one of those people that never come out of their room to even say hi but really are

>>4805574

bitches love pirates.

>>4805617

I'm not satisfied with only good, I like amazing storytelling

That's why I read One Piece

>>4805599

Nuh uh. You promised. :>

>>4805637
You need to finish Samurai Deeper first. YOU promised.

>>4805637
Never said One Piece had poor storytelling.

But forcing yourself to sit there and read Naruto...

fuck this shit I got pocket men to train

That feel when your current boyfriend is 4 years older than you.
That feel when your last boyfriend was 4 years younger than you.
That feel when you liked the first boyfriend better and are still emotionally attached.
That feel when you're in college and neither of the other two are.

>>4805680

>that feel when you don't know how to green text

>that feel when you're very likely to encounter your boycreature's ex-who-is-still-his-friend who loathes you at a con in a month and are pretty sure you don't play nice when intoxicated, which is pretty much every night at a convention...

>>4805691

>That feel when I'm too tired from work to think about green text.

>in love with someone
>someone who is already in a relationship
>she comes to you looking for advice for her relationship
>comes to you with all her troubles of the heart and such
>hide feelings and give advice as best you can because you just want her to be happy
>mfw attempting pokerface

Don't forget, the one who you least expect could be the one who is insanely in love with you. And you pass that person by every day.

>>4805742
>mfw

>that feel when you're sitting in the park and your bf whips out his cock to suck in public.

>that feel when first year of college is starting
>engineering major
>what if I'm not smart enough

>>4805776
He sucked his own cock in the middle of a park?

Maybe not, maybe not.. but you're cool enough.

>>4805804
Lol shit. Nooo, He had me do it. Fuck I'm tired.

>>4805811
is to >>4805779

Goddamnit

>>4805691
You're actually not supposed to greentext that feel. The original meme is from Krautchan. You're supposed to post a pic of "that feel guy" or some variant of it while typing in semi-broken english. If you think about it, greentexting it makes it no different than the "mfw" meme, and you might as well just use mfw instead of that feel.

>>4805837
I can smell your autism.

Pic related. Equally disgusting.

>>4805844

>that feel when you really want to know what that picture is

>>4805844
>mfw

>>4805844
>That feel when you have Trypophobia and seeing this makes you want to claw your eyes out.

>>4805844
>>4805859
Photoshopped
That's a lotus flower's pod

>>4805844
When ever I see really gross pictures or stand near really gross things, I suddenly fear that I might be forced to eat it or take a bite out of it...
Don't know if normal, but I don't want to eat that.

>>4805874
As for the wound itself, looks like a spiderbite. Unsure what spider could've done that, my mind thinks of the brown recluse spider, but I'm most probably wrong about that.

But a shoop it is.

>>4805877
>mfw I get that feeling sometimes too

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT ALL ABOUT I DONT EVEN

>>4805870

I know that feel bro

>>4805844

hmm

>>4805963
Ah, yes, I 've seen that!

>>4805963
I knew I had seen that before!

>>4805877
Oh god I get that feeling all the time.
Like with this fish. It really grosses me out just because it looks flakey.

>>4805963
but still, what the fuck is it?

>>4805994
I'm guessing it's some horribly infected spider bite.

The more I look at it, the more it looks like meatloaf.

>>4806019
>mfw I'm eating meatloaf right now
Thanks

a

bunch.

>>4806051
Don't be eating at the computer.

Problem solved.

>>4806054

>both virgins
>ow ow ow ow be careful ow ow ow go slow ow ow ow it's okay im fine ow ow i love you ow this does not feel good at all what the hell ow
>2 weeks until it starts to resemble normal sex

>>4804262
THATS A LIE MATT WE ALL KNOW YOU'RE A VIRGIN!
>that feel when you finally read an entire thread and felt pleased with yourself.

>that feel when i think i might know OP.

>That feel when you have absolutely no friends (you thought you did in high school, but they were just acquaintances who've all moved on eventhough you'd give everything to live those years again because they were the best times of your life)
>That feel when you feel too stupid to go to college
>That feel when you want to become a famous comic book writer someday but you're worried that everyone will think your ideas are stupid
>That feel when you want to crossplay but are worried that you aren't pretty enough, eventhough everyone says you are but you're still very self concious
>That feel when every "relationship" you've ever had since you were 12 was really just an excuse for them to use you for sex
>That feel when you just want to be a cute young drag princess in NYC and want some rich Jon Hamm type of businessman to scoop you in his arms and marry you and raise your kids with you in a beautiful suburb where you bake cookies and throw little parties for your children and their friends while going out with your hubby on romantic evenings and JUST BE HAPPY FOR ONCE IN YOUR STUPID MISERABLE LIFE!!!

>>4806068

>>4806113
You lost me after the first that feel.

>>4805329
>that feel when you haven't gotten laid since February
Is this a supposed long time? Huh? Really?

>>4806113

uh....

>that feel where you get excited to read about how shitty other peoples lives are so you can feel better about your own and you sit up really fast, ready to intense read them and you hit the back of your head on your wall. But it doesnt hurt that much because you to excite to read about wasted summers, fail relationships, and incest.

>>4806140
Seriously.
>That feel when you haven't gotten laid since 5 past lives ago in some drunk Egyptian orgy, and even then it was an accident because your anus was in the way

>>4806151

>that feel when you know you're not the only person who loves this stuff

>That feel when you've yet to have your first kiss at 27, you're not unattractive and you've got enough personality that people become friends with you pretty easily; but you always get rejected and don't even try anymore but hope one day someone will like you enough for you two to just naturally click

>That feel when you're too picky and only like someone once every 6 years or so, making this less likely to happen

>that feel when you pour your entire being into studying and your grades suck
>that feel when you pour your entire being into working and are still entry level 3 years later
>that feel when you attempt to switch shit up and end up trading one set of problems for another

Video game development, folks. It hollows you out.

>>4806140
...I haven't gotten laid since April or May and I'm hating it. I'm a girl, too.

>>4806179

I got my first kiss on accident. and haven't been kissed since then.

>that feel when everyone says you're gorgeous but never get asked out.

>>4806206
Wanna go out some time?

>>4806224

geography might not be on our side ;D

>that feel when you pour a bowl of cereal and NO MILK NO MILK NO MILK NO MILK NO MILK

>>4806206
I'd ask you out if I wasn't taken.

>that feel when in relationship for nearly 5 years and still virgins

i'm the female and i'm fucking scared.

>>4806206
Hey you wanna go for milkshakes? N-not like I'm asking you out or anything.

>that feeling when the image returns are maxed out and you had the perfect reaction face

>That feel you get when you are foreveralone.jpg

>>4806206

>>4806224
>>4806251
>>4806256

I'm jelly.

>>4806224
>>4806251
>>4806256

Man I am rolling in the bitches now, thanks guys

>that feel when its 3 AM but you can't get off the internet

>that feel when your father was an infamous mexican drug lord who got chopped up in pieces and proceed to inherit his millions of dollars and houses

>>4806280

man do i know that feeling, whew. glad i'm not the only one

>>4806237
Doesn't mean that someone can't still ask. ;D

Also
>That feel when the relationship you can't wait to have again, probably won't happen for a couple years. But you still don't care.

>>4806280
>>4806283
Share the money then

>>4806299

>that feel when all your friends are moochers.

>>4806304
>4chan
>friend