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    47 KB Weaboo/Convention/Cosplay Horror stories. Anonymous 08/02/11(Tue)21:58 No.4800379  
    Yes, it's that time again, we know you got em so post em! Remember to notepad your stories so we don't have anons waiting decades for you to post.
    >> Anonymous 08/02/11(Tue)22:01 No.4800391
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    Posting Rock-Chan and some others.
    >> Anonymous 08/02/11(Tue)22:01 No.4800395
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    Bloody Miku
    >> Jarvan IV !aPznuNt4Hc 08/02/11(Tue)23:07 No.4800699
    Bamp
    >> Anonymous 08/03/11(Wed)00:30 No.4801254
    I swear, I think half the time I just come to /cgl/ for the stories, both the good times ones and the trainwreck ones.
    >> Anonymous 08/03/11(Wed)00:33 No.4801271
    bump
    >> Anonymous 08/03/11(Wed)00:37 No.4801299
    Last night, someone suggested making a comic about different people going to the same con and the various horror stories that follow them.
    Is there anyone who actually wanted to work on this? Who would the characters be? What scenarios would follow them?
    >> Anonymous 08/03/11(Wed)00:40 No.4801317
    A-Kon always seems to spawn bad experiences from what I've seen. Anyone else got any cons we should avoid like the plague?
    >> Anonymous 08/03/11(Wed)00:41 No.4801326
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    >>4801299
    someone suggested the comic to be in a Junji Ito style. I tried making a cover art, and I'm willing to collaborate with anyone willing to make it happen.
    >> Anonymous 08/03/11(Wed)00:46 No.4801365
    Not exactly a con horror story but here goes:
    >be right now
    >right fucking now
    >lying in bed posting from my DSi, about to go to sleep.
    >hear a baby kitten meow
    >seen this kitten earlier today
    >keeps me awake with its meowing.

    The kitten can`t be my neighbor`s, and I want to go outside and look for it, but I know if I do I`ll be looking for ages and never find it....
    >> Anonymous 08/03/11(Wed)00:47 No.4801372
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    >>4801326
    >Bloody Miku
    YES. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN.
    >> Jeñ !93dAD1zPW2 08/03/11(Wed)00:49 No.4801380
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    >>4800379
    THOSE ARMS.
    >> Anonymous 08/03/11(Wed)00:52 No.4801400
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    >>4800395
    Jesus.
    >> Anonymous 08/03/11(Wed)00:57 No.4801436
    >>4801365

    hate it when that happens
    >> Anonymous 08/03/11(Wed)01:01 No.4801470
    >>4801436
    I seriously have no idea what to do. If it weren`t so late and I didn`t have a dog I`d catch it and keep it until I know what to do with it.

    And the worst part is now I /want/ to hear it meow because then I at least know it`s okay.
    >> rei 08/03/11(Wed)01:10 No.4801525
    is it bad that i actually hunt these threads down?

    i mean, i love the cosplay pics here, don't get me wrong, but....damn it, /cgl/ your stories are addictive.
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    >> PastelConfections !!ejua3rxYLfa 08/03/11(Wed)01:30 No.4801619
    >>4801299

    Argh...okay, fine. You guys tempted me. I'm getting close to finishing the first chapter of one of my projects, so I'm going to take a break and write a little oneshot to go along with this idea.
    >> Anonymous 08/03/11(Wed)01:38 No.4801658
    >>4801619

    Post it here when you are done!
    >> Anonymous 08/03/11(Wed)01:50 No.4801695
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    >> Anonymous 08/03/11(Wed)01:50 No.4801697
    >be teenage girl in lolita costume
    >stuck waiting in line
    >old guy comes up and sits next to me
    >talks to me and tells me i'm cute
    >starts trying to cuddle with me, but i move away
    >tries to hold my hand and i keep pulling it away
    >i lied and told him i don't like holding hands or hugging people
    >after like 10 minutes he realizes i'm not going to give him what he wants and he walks away
    >get home and masturbate thinking about guy
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    >> Anonymous 08/03/11(Wed)02:01 No.4801726
    >>4801326
    Oh. My. God! I was the one who suggested the Junji Ito style. I fucking love you for doing this!
    >> PastelConfections !!ejua3rxYLfa 08/03/11(Wed)02:28 No.4801802
    Okay. I have my main character, side characters and the weeaboo in question. Now I just need some horrifying situations to throw in here. Any suggestions?
    >> Anonymous 08/03/11(Wed)02:42 No.4801843
    Bump
    >> Anonymous 08/03/11(Wed)02:58 No.4801901
    Wait, let me get this straight. You all ran out of weeaboo stories to tell...so now you are writing fictional ones?
    That's retarded.
    >> Anonymous 08/03/11(Wed)03:10 No.4801925
    did anyone save Body Snatcher-chan from the last thread? the girl who came to visit with her bf and met a hambeast who tried to become her and steal her bf?
    >> GreenTrashcan !6mvmNVD6E6 08/03/11(Wed)03:17 No.4801935
    I'd like to know if anyone screencapped the one about the crazy Kiki's Delivery Service cosplayer that stole someone's cat. Now that rustled my jimmies.
    >> Jarvan IV !aPznuNt4Hc 08/03/11(Wed)03:18 No.4801937
    >>4801935
    >>4801925
    I would LOVE to hear these.
    >> Anonymous 08/03/11(Wed)03:20 No.4801940
    >>4801901
    I thought the idea was to do comic versions of existing stories.
    >> Anonymous 08/03/11(Wed)04:33 No.4802075
    >>4801940
    >>4801935
    omg please do tell!

    >>4801925
    yea that's what I thought the general idea was aswell.
    >> Anonymous 08/03/11(Wed)04:34 No.4802079
    >>4801695

    Why does his name change from Kevin to Conner?
    >> Anonymous 08/03/11(Wed)04:41 No.4802086
    I'll keep this story short and sweet.

    >stuck in autograph line
    >look over and see a hairy dude in bad cosplay
    >casually ask what hes cosplaying
    >get stuck in 30 minute long gush fest on his part about "totally awesome rpg"
    >gets hit with BO.
    >runs
    >> Anonymous 08/03/11(Wed)04:56 No.4802112
    >>4801299
    >>4801326
    I was thinking of using plot structure like Densha Otoko. There will be side characters that's just there so they can provide commentary and post "MOAR".
    >> MOMO !!A8BrPmZzO+j 08/03/11(Wed)05:06 No.4802129
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    There's a weeaboo within my area.

    I want to befriend her ಠ__ಠ but am hiding my power levels
    >> Anonymous 08/03/11(Wed)05:11 No.4802138
    >Boyfriend asks me to marry him at a con
    >over joyed!
    >later that night, i feel sick...
    >shake it off
    >go out to eat to celebrate!!!
    >puke all over cosplay while on our way to dinner
    2 years ago
    >He helps me walk back to the hotel room
    >I wash up...take a shower.... ect
    >tell bf to go back to the con, ill be okay in the room, he wants to stay to make sure i dont get worse
    >friends text him rest of the night calling me a drama queen for not going back to the con...
    >end up going to the hospital next day, missing the last day of the con.
    >his friends imply im still making everything up...
    fml
    >> Anonymous 08/03/11(Wed)05:12 No.4802141
    I've told this one already but it's short
    >Stuck in autograph line
    >Don't have anything to distract me and the people in front are already in a conversation
    >Start talking to the guy behind me
    >Dressed in a shabby looking Gundam uniform
    >He tells me that he hates Gundam
    >Don't question it
    >He later pulls out two vials of his own blood
    >Autographs won't start for another 20 minutes
    >Help me con gods
    >> Anonymous 08/03/11(Wed)05:12 No.4802143
    >>4802138
    my bad, ment to put 2 years ago at the top
    >> Anonymous 08/03/11(Wed)05:15 No.4802152
    Otakon 2011
    >day Zero, dressed in a school girl uniform
    >wearing red contacts
    >wearing make up to look like a "doll"
    >hambeast/neckbeard comes up to me and asks if im cosplaying Ai from Hell Girl
    >I say no
    >he just stares at me for a while from a far while i wait in line.
    >get back to the hotel room and take off costume
    >can't get the image of the guy staring at me out of myhead
    (@_@)
    >> Anonymous 08/03/11(Wed)05:26 No.4802170
    Not so much a horror story but a disappointment story. However it's not about me.

    >AX07
    >Autograph line for Haruhi cast
    >They had to cut the line off at 50
    >Was number 51
    >> Anonymous 08/03/11(Wed)05:41 No.4802192
    some of these horror stories are stupid, if there's any truth to them, a lot of the 'authors' should've just kicked off, like that furry emo micropenis guy, I would've kicked him in the balls halfway through the story already.
    >> Anonymous 08/03/11(Wed)05:49 No.4802206
    >>4802192
    I have no idea what you're talking about but that sentence is the funniest I've read in forever.
    >> Anonymous 08/03/11(Wed)06:43 No.4802287
    >>4802192

    Actually, I'd say what they did was perfectly fine. You've got an underage guy threatening to tell people you hurt him and it's almost impossible to throw him out, so just sitting there until he left himself was a good idea.
    >> Anonymous 08/03/11(Wed)08:35 No.4802403
    Why are the creepy weeaboos that have no idea of what is socially acceptable, and go so goddamn fucking far it's almost inhumane....all really fat?
    I can't even imagine a Bloody Miku who is ugly but with reasonable proportions.
    >> centaursTesticle 08/03/11(Wed)08:56 No.4802420
    >>4802403
    D --> It's because they all fail to grasp that they hayve to enhance their body, along with the enjoying the obsession they hold onto
    D --> Or in the e%treme case, all the fat in their b100d prevents their mind from working properly, and in turn cause chaos for others
    >> Anonymous 08/03/11(Wed)08:59 No.4802422
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    >>4802420
    Why
    >> Anonymous 08/03/11(Wed)09:07 No.4802431
    >>4802403
    Obese people are often social outcasts. They are ridiculed in school and will probably never be friends with the "cool" kids so they look for "their" place and that's often among other social outcasts such as anime fans, people who think they have mental disorders (provided by google), socially awkward and altogether ugly folk.
    They never learn social rules and things like showering daily or eating healthy
    >> Anonymous 08/03/11(Wed)09:11 No.4802435
    >>4802152
    >guy staring at me
    >con horror story

    I know this can be rather unsettling, but come on.
    Call me again when he licks your face or complete strangers ask you if you would scream "yamete" while they fuck you and they get all uppity and pissed off when you tell them that this was pretty creepy.
    [spoilersdon'tworkhere]that would be my horror story[/spoilersdon'tworkhere]
    >> Anonymous 08/03/11(Wed)09:50 No.4802482
    I don't cosplay. I barely watch anime. I have never been to a convention of any sort in my life. But goddamnit, I fucking love this board for these threads.
    >> Kenmichi !!lT9Ulp8FHEs 08/03/11(Wed)09:52 No.4802484
    The only con story worth mentioning...

    Is ice cold, and only one dollaroo.
    >> Anonymous 08/03/11(Wed)10:30 No.4802532
    >>4802482
    same here lol
    >> Anonymous 08/03/11(Wed)11:37 No.4802637
    >be a cute trap
    >guys hitting on me all of the time
    >tell them i have a dick

    repeat x10000
    >> Anonymous 08/03/11(Wed)12:27 No.4802743
    >>4802637
    Delusional fatty
    >> Anonymous 08/03/11(Wed)12:29 No.4802746
    >>4802637
    That's the best feeling...until they hit on your harder

    dontknowifwant.jpg
    >> Anonymous 08/03/11(Wed)12:30 No.4802751
    >>4802746
    shush samefag
    >> Anonymous 08/03/11(Wed)12:56 No.4802815
    >>4802751
    lolwut
    >> Anonymous 08/03/11(Wed)13:17 No.4802851
    Ever since the cool kids took over, I AM the convention horror story.
    >> Anonymous 08/03/11(Wed)13:36 No.4802883
    Posted this in another thread a day or two ago

    >Last minute invite to Momocon
    >Free admission con in Atlanta
    >Early-mid March

    >No time to cosplay anything
    >Wore jeans and a white, long-sleeve shirt
    >Waiting for some people to finish in artist alley
    >Hanging around in a corner with group
    >Chillin' out, maxin, relaxin' all cool
    >Hear this unholy shriek
    >"OMG (she said the letters), IT'S L"
    Because there aren't fifty fucking L's at every con
    >Something hits me from behind
    >Hard
    >Stumble forward, face hits wall
    >See red mark on wall before I can begin to see straight
    >Slowly turn to face perpetrator with the blankest glare I can manage
    >Some girl, looked about 15, in generic schoolgirl outfit.
    >Drink in her oh-shit look with empty eyes as I bleed all over my shirt
    >She runs right the fuck back to her group

    Apparently I look like L when my hair grows out. Friends and I still laugh about it, though.
    >> Anonymous 08/03/11(Wed)13:46 No.4802907
    >>4802883

    I am saddened I can no longer wear these two together.

    Why?
    >> Anonymous 08/03/11(Wed)13:51 No.4802916
    >>4802907

    It's become the uniform of the lazy-ass, I guess.
    >> Anonymous 08/03/11(Wed)13:56 No.4802928
    I just remembered that a few people I knew in high school either cosplayed, wore kimonos or wore lolita for their senior pictures
    >> Anonymous 08/03/11(Wed)14:01 No.4802940
    I wish I could have a weeaboo encounter at least once. D:
    >> Anonymous 08/03/11(Wed)14:04 No.4802950
    >>4802637
    That sounds hot.
    >> Anonymous 08/03/11(Wed)14:21 No.4802973
    anyone got the image of the story with the guy getting raped by two guys?
    >> Anonymous 08/03/11(Wed)14:25 No.4802986
    >>4802152
    Did it ever occur to you that after he asked if you were cosplaying that character, and you just said "no." that he looked at you for longer, trying to tell who you were cosplaying?
    But no, of course, he was fat, right? That means everything he does is automatically pervy and disgusting.
    >> Anonymous 08/03/11(Wed)14:30 No.4802993
    >Otakon 2011
    > Accidentally made skirt too short, whatever. It was hot outside anyway.
    >Makes a 'friend', tells me he likes my skirt.
    >Asks if I have an 'owner' [I had a spiked collar on]
    > I do not.
    >Puts his hand on my knee.
    > notsureifwant.png
    >> Anonymous 08/03/11(Wed)14:31 No.4802995
    >>4802986
    Mad fatty detected
    >> Anonymous 08/03/11(Wed)14:41 No.4803011
    >>4802986
    Yeah, I'm a girl and I deal with people weirdly staring at me all the time. Seriously people, just because a fat guy stares at you doesn't mean OMFGPERVERTSGONNARAPEME. Deal with it. When you look good, people are going to look at you. Fat people included.
    >> Anonymous 08/03/11(Wed)14:52 No.4803041
    This actually happened at a Ren Faire, not con, but it was still horrifying:

    >Chilling at Ren Faire with my older brother.
    >It's hot, we decide to sit under a tree in the grass for a while and people-watch/ relax a bit.
    >Suddenly this man walks by. He's got to be 80+ years old, wearing a leather chest harness bondage thing, skintight black leather booty shorts, and a black leather biker cap.
    >His legs are a roadmap of veins, and completely covered in cigarrette burns. Most of them are really fresh. Sagging ancient skin drooping from every bone.
    >Little kids errywhere.
    >We just sat there with our jaws in our laps and watched him walk by.
    >> Anonymous 08/03/11(Wed)14:52 No.4803045
    >>4803011
    >When you look good, people are going to look at you.
    I see so many homely girls in poor costumes complain loudly about how some clueless fuck had the nerve to stare/smile at them. It's never the pretty ones that complain about trivial shit because they're used to it.
    >> Anonymous 08/03/11(Wed)14:54 No.4803050
    >>4802995
    nope, I'm 5'6 and 113 pounds. I just think it's really ridiculous that guy looking at your ambiguous costume for more than 2 seconds= OMG HE'S LIKE STARRRRRINNGGGG AT ME WHAT A PERV
    >> Anonymous 08/03/11(Wed)15:15 No.4803133
    >Meet a girl over RO
    >We end up chatting
    >We start to RP our characters
    >She Has a guy I have a girl, the two get together over time
    >Am Straight
    >Months pass, and we talk/RP like normal (no smut RP)
    >We live in the same country: finally get to meet at a con.
    >First time i see her: Kinda plump, no particular fashion sense but harmless.
    >I generally don't mind hugging.
    >Let her hug me, start to feel stray hands touching awkward places.
    >Dismiss it for now.
    >She stays close to me for the whole con, latching onto me, to the point where I can't visit any stand and tell her to lay off, politely.
    >She Doesn't she says things like: "Nuu I love you Anon-chan We never get to see eachother"
    >Still ok at this point.
    >My boyfriend comes later on in the day, i never felt the need to mention him in chat.
    >We're pretty chill, and not that lovey-dovey in public. But I do hold his hand.
    >Seems like girl i starring daggers at him.

    (it doesn't sound too bad at this point. But it gets worse.)
    >> Anonymous 08/03/11(Wed)15:18 No.4803154
    >>4802973
    Read the thread, it's already posted.

    Happy schlicking, you sick filth.
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    >>4803133
    >Boyfriend can't stay for very long and has to leave soon.
    >Girl is extremely BV when he is around.
    >When he leaves i confront her about it in a rather lighthearted fashion.
    >Says she's uncomfortable around couples.
    >He and I were REALLY not being obvious, we don't give each other petnames and I was more preoccupied with her than him (I see him often)
    >We sit in field area of the venue in awkward silence.
    >"But A & B are together"(referring to RP characters) I hear her say.
    >Am about to reply to that but i suddenly feel her ram into my face and start attempting to shove her tongue into my mouth.
    >She's pretty strong. I have a hard time shaking her off
    >She Says things like: "A & B are destined for eachother, I thought you and me were"
    "I want to reenact A&B's relationship and take it to the next level."
    Like really freaky shit you'd only expect from a yandere.
    >slobbering all over me, I'm feeling them hands crawl over my body again.
    >I manage to shove her off.
    >GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE.
    >Block her everywhere I know. Traumatized from RP for a good two years.

    Worst part is that she regularly goes to cons so I had to stop for a while, now on the rare occasions i do go to them, I'm with a group of friends. I've seen worse in these threads but, looking back she was a complete sociopath, she never really spoke much was introverted and really awkward.
    >> Anonymous 08/03/11(Wed)15:41 No.4803213
    >Just tells them I'm a lesbian
    >Problems solved
    >> Anonymous 08/03/11(Wed)15:45 No.4803239
    BAMPU for interest
    damn I just love these threads..
    >> Kenmichi !!lT9Ulp8FHEs 08/03/11(Wed)15:51 No.4803263
    >Otakon 2011
    >Meet someone I've been /cgl/ friends with for months
    >Spend weekend together, moderately awkward
    >Confess to her on Sunday
    >Happy as can be

    Oh wait, you want horror stories, not ridiculously fucking happy stories. Damn.
    >> TL;DR 08/03/11(Wed)15:55 No.4803273
    >>4803263
    Congrats! But, what did you confess to her, exactly?
    >> Anonymous 08/03/11(Wed)15:55 No.4803275
    >>4803213
    You are either a trolling dude or a very unattractive chick.
    Saying you're lesbian ALWAYS results in dumbasses asking if they can "join" or "watch" or the good old "no way you're a lesbian, I bet you just never had a good fuck from a REAL guy"
    Aaaand hideous ~bi-curious~ con girls will molest you.
    >> Anonymous 08/03/11(Wed)15:58 No.4803279
    >>4803275
    This.

    If someone creeps on you, chances are nothing you do will turn them off.
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    story of Limp part 1
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    >>4803291
    story of Limp part 2/ the Epic of Hambeast Prime
    >> Anonymous 08/03/11(Wed)16:04 No.4803299
    >>4803275
    Not to mention that that excuse is so cliche that no one will actually believe it anymore.
    >> Anonymous 08/03/11(Wed)16:23 No.4803348
    Wow, these stories are strangely addicting.
    >> Anonymous 08/03/11(Wed)16:30 No.4803375
    >>4803348
    I know right? pity that I don't have any to post... wtf did I just say..?
    >> Anonymous 08/03/11(Wed)16:34 No.4803389
    >>4803375
    you said you wished you had a hambeast encounter in your lifetime to share with others.

    I was a staff member for a time.. about two years ago I believe. I never have any stories first hand though.
    >> Anonymous 08/03/11(Wed)16:36 No.4803400
    >>4803348
    They really are. They're the only reason I come to /cgl/ these days. Although it's most repost and lameness these last few days. But we had so many great stories a couple of weeks back that I think I'm spoilt now!
    >> Anonymous 08/03/11(Wed)16:57 No.4803480
    >>4803389
    Thank you for reminding me that.
    I've never been to a con before, and now I'll think twice before planning to go to one.
    Still, these stories are so addicting.
    >> Anonymous 08/03/11(Wed)16:58 No.4803482
    Someone tell us a long greentext story worth capping!

    You can even make it up. Most of the others have, I'm pretty certain.

    Just don't end it with walking the dinosaur/Bel air. SHit's done to death.
    >> PastelConfections !!ejua3rxYLfa 08/03/11(Wed)16:59 No.4803485
    >>4802075
    >>4801940

    Oh...really? I thought the anon that first suggested it meant to write fictional ones... Guess I don't have to finish what I wrote, then, haha.
    >> Anonymouse !!9JVkocjcRee 08/03/11(Wed)17:01 No.4803497
    >>4803485

    Finish it, Pastel, for the love of all that's good and holy.
    >> PastelConfections !!ejua3rxYLfa 08/03/11(Wed)17:19 No.4803585
    >>4803497

    B-but it's fictional and...bleh.
    I'll finish it if you guys want me to. Give me a little bit and I'll have it up on my dA by tonight.
    >> Heavy Weapons Guy 08/03/11(Wed)17:26 No.4803618
    I've got a good one for you folks.

    This is the story of my friend C, now C is a small girl standing about 5'2, you would have mistaken her for a 12 or 13 year old if it weren't for her E-cup breasts. Now take that into account and add in the fact she's very shy and nervous around new people you have yourself a real life animu character.

    Now I've known C since we were both in Kindergarten and we always did everything together, kind of like brother and sister so naturally I wanted to take her with me to a convention. We decided to do a combo of Heavy and Medic from TF2 and since she was small enough she would ride on my shoulders and be a pocket medic for laughs. We decided to invite our two friends R and S along to help split the cost. Everything was going amazing until we got to the hotel.

    When we were checking in I noticed this hambeast making a commotion at the front desk, drawing ALOT of attention to herself but I decided to pay no mind to her thinking it was the only time I would run into her right? RIGHT? Well this was only the beginning
    >> Anonymous 08/03/11(Wed)17:27 No.4803624
    Mine's short, and con but not weaboo related. But we crack jokes about it pretty often.

    >Last day of SDCC 2010
    >Leaving, walking to parking at Horton Plaza
    >Lovely brother B offers to get car and bring it around, and let limping and tired me sit down with our cousin P.
    >We thank him, he walks off to get the car, we sit down on a sunny bench close to the street.
    >Dude walks up, obviously homeless, missing patches of hair, but looks young. Targets P and I to talk to. We don't run because I'm tired and P is just a complacent fellow.
    >"Do you know how old I am?!"
    >"Uhm… no?"
    >"I'm fifty fucking eight years old. Fifty fucking eight." (He looks like a very haggard 30, at best)
    >"Oh. Wow."
    >"I've been in the war. I was in Vietnam and WWII"
    >"Wow, good for you"
    >Creeped the hell out by this point because everything he says is shouted in our face and might I remind you this dude is obviously homeless and batshit insane
    >Descend into silence, hoping he goes away. By this point, I've texted B about 43284729 times saying FIND YOUR CAR FASTER.
    >> Anonymous 08/03/11(Wed)17:35 No.4803663
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    >> Anonymous 08/03/11(Wed)17:42 No.4803692
    >>4803295
    >>4803295
    > You could see whatever fluid was festering in her vagina seeping through her underwear and dripping onto the convention center floor.
    > You could see whatever fluid was festering in her vagina seeping through her underwear and dripping onto the convention center floor.

    DEAR GOD KILL ME NOW
    >> Heavy Weapons Guy 08/03/11(Wed)17:43 No.4803695
    >>4803618
    cont.

    After getting into our room and getting settled we decided to put on our costumes and grab some lunch, I told C and S I would meet them at the Deli across the street with R. I decided since the girls were going together they would be fine and us guys could take our sweet ass time. About 10 minutes after the girls left we headed out to the deli and we found a very interesting sight, the same hambeast causing a commotion earlier was accosting C saying how Kawaii she was and she wanted to make C her pet.

    Let me take this moment to describe to you this beast of ham. She was always wearing tripp pants, a corset and these cheaply made cat ears, but taking in to account this girl was seemingly made of 300 pounds of cottage cheese and smelled of it she was extremely hard to look at, lest be around.

    BACK TO THE STORY, I came over to tell Hammie to back off since C was terrified and having a hard time speaking up and Hammie just kept backing her into a corner. Turns out when S went to the bathroom Hammie took this chance to jump on her. After telling her in my heavy voice to "Leave tiny medic alone, she heals only ME" she proceeded to try and DRAG C off with her causing R to push her away and I put C on my shoulders. C was almost in tears so she hid her face in my hair and Hammie just huffed and stomped away. I later learned that she had been staring at C ever since she left the room and followed them. Poor poor C, this was only the start.
    >> Anonymous 08/03/11(Wed)17:53 No.4803721
    >>4803695
    f5 f5
    >> Anonymous 08/03/11(Wed)17:54 No.4803726
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    While waiting for that story to finish, read the horrors of Ursula.
    >> Anonymous 08/03/11(Wed)17:55 No.4803730
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    >> Heavy Weapons Guy 08/03/11(Wed)17:56 No.4803734
    >>4803695
    Cont.

    After riding around on my shoulders for a few hours C forgot all about Hammie and started having fun, around 7:00 a guy stopped us to take our photo and I saw Hammie in the distance kinda staring at us. Weirded out I hauled ass out of there after the guy thanked us for a picture and suggested we head over to artists alley.

    After strolling around for a for a good half hour one of the guys at a steampunk table waved us over and asked me if the girl in the cat ears was part of our group, because she's been following us around all day... I set C down and told the group I was heading to the bathroom and I was going to wait for my commission, and they should go grab dinner and call me when they found a place. I would catch up.

    as I walked off to the restroom I looked around and Lo and behold I saw hammie about 50 feet away from my group pretending to look at things but she kept staring at C for bursts. I got the willies but shrugged it off knowing that she wouldn't try anything as long as they stayed together.

    About 20 minutes later I got a call from S telling me they had stopped at Arby's to grab some food but C went back to the room since she wasn't hungry. I asked if anyone went with her and she said no, her and R were both there and she went off alone.

    after she told me that my stomach dropped and I told her to grab me and C something and I would see them back at the room.
    >> Anonymous 08/03/11(Wed)17:57 No.4803738
    >>4803624

    >"So… you… you wanna buy a bridge across the desert?"
    >"Huh?"
    >"A bridge across the desert. You never know when you're gonna need it."
    >"Thanks, we'll pass."
    >Silence again. Looking everywhere but this guy's general direction.
    >"Your boyfriend should do a better job protecting you."
    >"…Excuse me? He's my cousin."
    >"Well, maybe if you didn't have you tits out and everywhere like a fucking whore, you could get a fucking boyfriend." (I had on a tank top)
    >B finally appears, homeless guy is still shouting at us as we get in the car.

    We still spend a lot of time in the Horton Plaza area. And we still park there. No homeless men this past year, but my brother has decided P is not threatening enough to leave me alone with as a bodyguard. We laugh about the whole thing now, but it was really creepy/awkward at the time.
    >> Heavy Weapons Guy 08/03/11(Wed)18:04 No.4803756
    >>4803734
    cont.

    I called C but she didn't answer and I was had this horrible sinking feeling and I started to run to the hotel room. I swear that elevator ride was the longest in my life. I finally got to the room and heard someone talking inside. I slammed open the door and to my horror I saw Hammie wearing a strap on and C was tied to the bed. She was crying and half conscious, her costume was torn and she had cuts and bruises all over her.

    I screamed what the fuck Hammie was doing in our room and she excitedly replied that she and C were going to be Owner and pet and that C was her property now, she then cupped C's breasts and claimed them as hers and told me her name was now Moe-Moe since she was sooooo Moe.

    I was absolutely shocked and I looked from the gagged and crying C to the Grinning hambeast, then to the strap on. I then noticed the strap on was bloody.

    I just remembered that C was a virgin.
    >> PastelConfections !!ejua3rxYLfa 08/03/11(Wed)18:04 No.4803757
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    >>4803738

    >homeless guy trying to give advice
    >mfw
    >> Anonymous 08/03/11(Wed)18:10 No.4803776
    >>4803756

    I hope Hammie got perma-banned
    >> Anonymous 08/03/11(Wed)18:10 No.4803778
    >>4803756
    This is too fake, gtfo. You make the boyrape story look like a masterpiece of deception.
    >> rei 08/03/11(Wed)18:14 No.4803790
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    >>4803756

    >I just remembered that C was a virgin.
    >> Anonymous 08/03/11(Wed)18:14 No.4803794
    >>4803757

    I know, lol. That's part of the reason it's funny now.
    >> Heavy Weapons Guy 08/03/11(Wed)18:15 No.4803795
    >>4803756
    cont

    And then she said you're going to live with your auntie and uncle in the dinosaur
    >> ka-san !UfIVkdvNro 08/03/11(Wed)18:16 No.4803796
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    >Kumoricon '09
    >standing in line to get badge
    >wearing basic lolita coord
    >overweight lolita standing a few people ahead of me, wearing a blackxwhite jsk and mini hat without a blouse or anything, oily brown hair pulled into ponytail and no makeup
    >she turns to me and mumbles something
    >couldn't hear her, ask her to repeat it
    >"Oh uh I said you looked cute"
    >thank her, she looks embarrassed and turns back around
    >a few seconds later realize what she had said before
    >"anata wa kawaii desu"
    >mfw
    >> Heavy Weapons Guy 08/03/11(Wed)18:18 No.4803805
    >>4803756
    This is the point where I stopped thinking logically and starting thinking of how many ways I could murder this girl and ruin the rest of her life. She then bent over to start molesting C again and I took my shot. I pulled her off and slugged her in the face. she was dazed and starting crying saying how "Moe-Moe was her pet and I couldn't have her and she would call the police on me" When she said that SHE would call the POLICE on ME I lost it.

    She started trying to get to the door but I grabbed the iron out of the closet and brought it down on her head and she fell limp with a grunt. around this time R and S were coming out of the elevator and heard me screaming like a madman so they came running and stopped me from literally bashing the girls head in with the Iron. They called the police and told them that they had caught a rapist and that they had a girl in critical condition.

    When they arrived I had untied C and was holding her crying. They asked questions, took her to the hospital and they brought me down to the station to clear everything up. She ended up being charged with rape and assault and I was then almost charged with assault for bringing an Iron to her head with murderous intent. They dropped it due to self defense and R and S testified that she attacked me.

    C now carries a stun gun with her wherever she goes and she's currently in therapy. R and S are now dating and the last con we went to they spent half of it fucking each other like crazy.
    >> Kenmichi !!lT9Ulp8FHEs 08/03/11(Wed)18:19 No.4803807
    >>4803273

    Just mutual feelings of respect, admiration, desire, interest, and a hope for a future together.
    >> Anonymous 08/03/11(Wed)18:22 No.4803814
    >>4803805

    I don't know you, but I would have punched her in the face as soon as I could.
    >> TL;DR 08/03/11(Wed)18:23 No.4803818
    >>4803796
    LOL

    >>4803807
    >Just

    That's quite a confession. Good on ya.
    >> Anonymous 08/03/11(Wed)18:23 No.4803820
    >be a girl
    >dress like a slut
    >guys want to fuck me
    >I don't say no
    >I get molested
    >why does this happen to meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee? boo hoo
    >blame weeaboos
    >> Anonymous 08/03/11(Wed)18:24 No.4803825
    >>4803805
    Dude you suck. No screencap for you.

    Anyone better?
    >> shaynii !j79tVmQJnU 08/03/11(Wed)18:24 No.4803826
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    >>4803796
    lol'ing
    >> Anonymous 08/03/11(Wed)18:25 No.4803828
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    >>4803805

    Someone screencap this story!
    >> Anonymous 08/03/11(Wed)18:26 No.4803834
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    >>4801707
    >> Anonymous 08/03/11(Wed)18:27 No.4803836
    >>4803805
    fake and gay
    >> ka-san !UfIVkdvNro 08/03/11(Wed)18:30 No.4803846
    >>4803826
    >>4803818
    I still wonder how she thought I knew Japanese. I'm completely baffled.
    >> Anonymous 08/03/11(Wed)18:37 No.4803876
    >>4803846
    >go to an anime convention
    >don't know why people think you are weeaboo enough to know japanese
    >at a weeaboo convention
    >> Lilitu !!QX/7+4TXYci 08/03/11(Wed)18:39 No.4803884
    I have none fresh off of Otakon. The two underage girls I was rooming with had a couple of drunk guys at the rave that wouldnt take no for an answer, they did the smart thing left together and called me and waited for myself and the other person we were rooming with to come and get them. I can't understand why so many seagulls seem unable to do the smart thing too.
    >> ka-san !UfIVkdvNro 08/03/11(Wed)18:40 No.4803885
    >>4803876
    >thinks everyone who goes to cons knows Japanese
    >thinks every weeaboo knows Japanese
    oh u
    >> Anonymous 08/03/11(Wed)18:42 No.4803892
    >>4803884
    Different people react differently to situations. Some people are able to keep their cool and actually do the reasonable thing (such as your friends calling you for backup). Other people panic in the face of a stressful situation and do something stupid (like deck the guys and run or let them bully them into doing things they don't want to because they're too afraid to cause a scene).

    Kudos to your friends for having a plan and sticking to it, though.
    >> Anonymous 08/03/11(Wed)18:43 No.4803895
    >>4803885
    you can't be weeaboo if you don't know what kawaii means
    >> ka-san !UfIVkdvNro 08/03/11(Wed)18:44 No.4803901
    >>4803895
    So you're saying I'm not a weeaboo, then?

    Anyways this is stupid, if a non-Asian hambeast walked up to you and started talking to you in Japanese I'm sure you'd be confused too.
    >> Anonymous 08/03/11(Wed)18:47 No.4803910
    It's more like...you really don't need to know Japanese to know what "anata wa kawaii desu" means. Everyone in any fandom that contains weeaboos will know what it means.
    >> Kenmichi !!lT9Ulp8FHEs 08/03/11(Wed)18:51 No.4803924
    >>4803818

    It was just one of those things and I knew if I didn't do it then that I would probably regret it for maybe the rest of my life.

    Saged because my story is a diamond in the rough.
    >> ka-san !UfIVkdvNro 08/03/11(Wed)18:51 No.4803925
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    >>4803910
    ...I don't understand why you don't think saying that to someone is weeaboo behavior.
    >> Anonymous 08/03/11(Wed)18:54 No.4803939
    >>4803925
    That's not what I think. I think randomly saying it is very weebish. But knowing what the words mean, not at all. The speaker was being a weeb, but the addressee was not, and I wrote that because I didn't think it made sense for her to be saying the weeb assumed she knew Japanese.
    >> Anonymous 08/03/11(Wed)18:54 No.4803940
    >>4803485
    >>4803585

    Are you done yet?
    >> Anonymous 08/03/11(Wed)19:02 No.4803960
    >>4803585

    Post it here, too, please. I don't use deviantArt.
    >> Groudon !!JJKi3gdlbvZ 08/03/11(Wed)19:02 No.4803964
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    I finally have one!

    >go to con with roommate. We're both girls, friends with benefits
    > meet up with friend there, called Y, tell him he can crash in our room since were drinking.
    >go down to the rave to meet with some of Y's friends
    >they all seem nice.
    >after raving a bit, we got back to drink more and then will return to the rave
    >one of his friends wants to come we'll call him N, sure why not? he seems nice.
    >get back to room and make drinks
    >start making passes at me and my roomie
    >tell him firmly I don't like guys, he gives up on me
    >goes to my roomie who is a bit shy at telling people off. Asks her for sex
    >she says no and he tries again
    >I get up and threaten to shove my foot so far up his ass that he'll taste it.
    >STILL asks once more
    >kicked him out of the room.
    >avoided him for the rest of the con

    This is why I hate most men.
    >MFW he wouldn't stop
    >> ka-san !UfIVkdvNro 08/03/11(Wed)19:05 No.4803974
    >>4803939
    I took 4 years of Japanese in high school. I never said knowing Japanese made you a weeaboo.
    TO CLARIFY:
    -knowing Japanese doesn't make you a weeaboo
    -speaking Japanese doesn't make you a weeaboo
    -randomly speaking Japanese to a person at a con that you've never met who you have no reason to believe speaks conversational Japanese makes you a weeaboo.

    I swear to god this is the dumbest argument I've ever had over the internet.
    >> Jarvan IV !aPznuNt4Hc 08/03/11(Wed)19:14 No.4804001
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    This is a rather silly one

    >Running Anime club in HS with old friend.
    >This creepy dude starts coming to meetings and never says anything, just sits there
    >A few meetings in a girl goes to the bathroom and comes out screaming.
    >turns out the creepy dude was hiding in the girls bathroom watching her
    >mfw
    >> Anonymous 08/03/11(Wed)19:18 No.4804010
    >>4803974
    Well...in that you just repeated exactly what the anon you're "arguing" with said, but apparently still think you disagree...yeah, I can see that it is.
    >> PastelConfections !!ejua3rxYLfa 08/03/11(Wed)19:24 No.4804030
    >>4803940
    >>4803960

    No, not done yet. I'm nearly halfway finished.
    And I'll try to post it here? It's really lengthy.
    >> Anonymous 08/03/11(Wed)19:42 No.4804078
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    >>4803796
    I know a couple of girls who go to Kumoricon that do stuff like that. I actually had a moment where I wondered if I knew the person described in your story.

    But then I realized she didn't wear her lolita stuff that year, she probably wore this. Pic related.
    >> Anonymous 08/03/11(Wed)19:54 No.4804116
    Writefag here. Next post ending in 8 determines the subject of my fake horror story. (DOn't worry, I'm better than the Heavy Weapons Guy)
    >> Anonymous 08/03/11(Wed)20:00 No.4804137
    >>4804116
    hambeast with 2 pairs of cat ears on and a yaoi paddle dress as an OC from Hentalia stalking a guy dressed as tuxedo mask with his girlfriend dressed as some sluttly character, and rapes her while he's tied down after awkwardly stalking them for all day at a con while speaking weeb japanese.

    She must also weigh 350lbs and not have bathed in days. Also, she has an imaginary friend she talks to, and seems okay at first.

    Oh, and she's secretly a guy.
    >> Anonymous 08/03/11(Wed)20:00 No.4804139
    >>4804116
    Rape, Murder, Arson, and Rape.
    >> PastelConfections !!ejua3rxYLfa 08/03/11(Wed)20:04 No.4804151
    >>4804116

    Being choked with striped panties.
    >> Enver !!52WOxLC+CKW 08/03/11(Wed)20:05 No.4804153
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    >>4803695
    >beast of ham
    >mfw
    >> Anonymous 08/03/11(Wed)20:05 No.4804154
    >>4804116
    sex with a preteen
    >> Anonymous 08/03/11(Wed)20:06 No.4804159
    >>4804116
    A chalice of period blood
    >> Anonymous 08/03/11(Wed)20:08 No.4804167
    >>4804116

    Hambeast and a spatula
    >> Anonymous 08/03/11(Wed)20:09 No.4804174
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    I dont understand the whole glomping thing. If I cosplayed as someone I know fangirls would tackle me, id bring a can of bear mace.
    >> Anonymous 08/03/11(Wed)20:09 No.4804175
    >>4804116
    A fun time had by all
    >> Anonymous 08/03/11(Wed)20:13 No.4804189
    You're trapped at a con, but every single person their is an unwashed hambeast wielding yoai paddles and speaks only in broken Japanese. The story is about you being locked in, trying to escape, waiting to be rescued as you sneak down and steal bits of pocky and ramen.

    Think dead rising except replace zombies with hambeasts.
    >> Anonymous 08/03/11(Wed)20:14 No.4804192
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    >>4804189
    >>4804159

    a cross between these two
    >> Anonymous 08/03/11(Wed)20:14 No.4804193
    >>4804116
    Squeezing really bad acne into an unwilling boy's mouth.
    >> Anonymous 08/03/11(Wed)20:14 No.4804194
    >>4804189
    THIS.
    >> Anonymouse !!9JVkocjcRee 08/03/11(Wed)20:14 No.4804196
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    >>4804116

    As many vomit inducing descriptions of a hambeast's vagina and the contents thereof that you can fit into said story.
    >> Anonymous 08/03/11(Wed)20:15 No.4804200
    Eye goo
    >> Anonymous 08/03/11(Wed)20:15 No.4804202
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    >>4804116

    >Creeper is like "Hi!"
    >The protagonist is like "Whatever, you're smelly."
    >Creeper tries to befriend protagonist.
    >Protagonist goes "Ugh! You're so annoyiiiiiiing!!!111! Please leave"
    >Creeper's all like "Ok..."

    After the con protagonist goes home to find his whole family slaughtered and all canned food eaten. A cryptic message is painted on the wall in feces that doesn't belong to any familymember. Protagonist realize that the creeper is behind all of this and swears vengeance.

    ...I'll let you play the rest by ear. The End.
    >> Anonymous 08/03/11(Wed)20:15 No.4804204
    >>4804192
    Seconded.
    >> Anonymous 08/03/11(Wed)20:16 No.4804207
    A headless baby
    >> Anonymous 08/03/11(Wed)20:16 No.4804208
    >>4804189
    hambeast apocalypse...THIS IS GOLD!
    >> Anonymouse !!9JVkocjcRee 08/03/11(Wed)20:16 No.4804209
    >>4804116

    Traps and Pixyteri, neither of which can be the victim.
    >> Anonymous 08/03/11(Wed)20:16 No.4804212
    >>4801299
    i would definitely do this. please let me.
    >> Anonymous 08/03/11(Wed)20:17 No.4804214
    Whips, naked children and the members of Hanson
    >> Anonymouse !!9JVkocjcRee 08/03/11(Wed)20:17 No.4804216
    >>4804208

    WE HAVE A WINNER

    Guess it's hambeast apocalypse! YEEESSS.
    >> Anonymous 08/03/11(Wed)20:17 No.4804217
    >>4804208
    Goddammit
    >> Anonymous 08/03/11(Wed)20:18 No.4804219
    >>4804216
    And don't forget the gold
    >> Anonymous 08/03/11(Wed)20:19 No.4804222
    >>4804208
    I'm on it. Be back in like 30 minutes.
    >> Amuro Rey !p4KYFcO.So 08/03/11(Wed)20:19 No.4804224
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    >>4803974
    >I swear to god this is the dumbest argument I've ever had over the internet.
    >> Anonymous 08/03/11(Wed)20:45 No.4804325
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    Not horror, just general creepy.

    I run the anime club at my college but I don't run into problem people that often. Ned is a guy who has been showing up for a year and when he first showed up he would not say a word to anyone. He spent most of his free time on campus just watching fansubs on his laptop and not talking to anyone. He didn't throw off any creepy or dangerous vibes and as time progressed he loosened up and started interacting with others.
    >> Anonymous 08/03/11(Wed)20:46 No.4804329
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    >>4804325

    Now last fall his sister Ashley, having graduated high school, started college and began attending club. Same issues as before with Ned and the two of them are rarely seen without the other. Now the college in question is a smaller one and most people kill free time between classes, or just in general in a common area next to one of the cafes. And some of the more sureal moments would be when Ned and Ashley would spend hours sitting at a table on their repective laptops ignoring absolutely everything. It would get even weirder when their parents would show up, (the campus does the ocasional event and hands out free food) and all four of them would sit at a table for and hour or so and not interact with each other at all.
    >> Anonymous 08/03/11(Wed)20:47 No.4804334
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    >>4804329
    In the spring after wrapping up a club meeting and heading out to the parking lot to go home I was stopped by Ned who had sprinted down the hallway to me.
    "My sister had a question for you about Acen?"
    "Okay, what is it?"
    At that he just sprints back down the hallway a bit to his sister and the two of them continue walking back to common area. Fuck that, I grab my bag and head to the common area. The two are setting up their laptops and I head over to Ashley and try to ask her what she needed. She will not talk to me and refuses to look at me, or even face in my direction. Ned approaches me but I wave him off, I understand having problems socially but if you have a question for me, I want to talk to you not your brother. After a few minutes of trying to get anything out of Ashley and failing I turn to Ned.
    "She was wondering if you had any space in your hotel room open for us"
    "That is not my call. Yeah I go up every year but I'm not in charge of booking the hotel and I don't believe we have any free space at the moment." I see the both of them get insta-sad so I tell them that I'll talk to my guy to consider them if anything opens up.

    I did talk to my guy about it, but I also told him that I couldn't fully recomend them. If she couldn't even look at me, how is she going to function at a con like Acen? Not to mention that the last time we had a last minute add it did not pan out and everyone ended up paying for it, more so for me.

    I did see them at a small local con in Bleach costumes. Ned was dressed up as Ichigo and Ashley was Rukia. The only thing that went through my head was "That isn't going to help the existing rumors." and "Thank god that's not coming with me to Acen."
    >> Amuro Rey !p4KYFcO.So 08/03/11(Wed)21:07 No.4804396
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    >>4804334
    >awkward in ALL social situations
    >wants to go to something that epitomizes social situations
    What could POSSIBLY go wrong?
    >> Anonymous 08/03/11(Wed)21:35 No.4804521
    >Go to Texas to visit cousin (Britfag)
    >She has a cosplay meet up to go to (like 30 people or something all in costume)
    >'oh you'll love my friends they're real CHARACTERS'
    God i hate it when people describe others like that. It pretty much always means they will be unbearable
    >go in casual clothes
    >meet up with her friends
    >friend1'...are you coslaying the new Dante?'
    >friend 2'yea he looks just like him!'
    To note, i'm just wearing normal clothes. I guess i did have a similiar jacket but fuck, the jacket is generic as hell.
    >I'm not cosplaying anyone
    >'...are you Australian'
    >No. English.
    >'OH MY GOD REALLY?'
    >Shit varies between people asking me if i'm Australian and people commentating on me being Dante. All in all not too terrible or anything. But then it happened, all in slow motion.
    >I hear someone mumble 'don't worry he'll be totally into it' in slurred drunken voice
    ruh roh
    >suddenly the bumbling sack of fat that is friend 2 barrels into me at full force and puts me THROUGH the drinks table
    >in immense pain, think arm is broken. Everyone else has noticed the situation and is trying to pull her off me while she says repeatedly 'WE'RE JUST PLAYING, I'M JUST MESSING AROUND'
    >they finally get her off
    >then i notice the wet patch on her crotch, really wet
    >she'd peed herself
    >and now my leg was wet
    >oh god
    >> Anonymous 08/03/11(Wed)21:43 No.4804557
    >>4804521
    Which Texas community was this? Need to know where to direct ALL OF MY HATE
    >> Anonymous 08/03/11(Wed)21:47 No.4804569
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    If that was DFW.....
    >> Anonymous 08/03/11(Wed)21:57 No.4804613
    >>4804557
    Sadly, I'm banking on Houston.
    >> Ravager !!015nAG8wovF 08/03/11(Wed)22:01 No.4804635
    >>4804521
    Fellow Britfag. I live in Texas and I get that shit quite often too but after living here I tend to tune it out. The most annoying thing was a bunch of Hetaliafags coming at me last year at A-Kon, (How they knew I was English was beyond me) and trying to find a reason as to why I wasn't cosplaying as England.

    As if..they were OFFENDED that I didn't.

    Also someone thought I was Russian.
    >> Anonymous 08/03/11(Wed)22:04 No.4804650
    Otakon 2010
    >Friend is crossplaying Dawn, I'm piplup
    >we go into AA, and people ask to take our pictures
    >Guy singles us out "I just want ~your~ picture!~"
    >I smile and chuckle softly "Ok!"
    >Guy: "Nono. ~Yours~ " pointing to my friend.
    >My friend stares at the guy, then smiles and poses.
    >He thanks us for the picture, and we walk away
    >Guy as we leave, "That's so hot..."
    >collective face: DDDDDDDDD=
    >> piplup !Ebgln4OHzA 08/03/11(Wed)22:05 No.4804661
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    good lord.
    >> Anonymous 08/03/11(Wed)22:11 No.4804686
    >>4804222
    All right, I'm ready.

    Ok, so this happened ages ago, when I was just 17. It was my third con, and I was pumped, since my first 2 were awesome. I figured this one would be just like it.

    I was so wrong.

    I went with my older brother, and my two best girl friends, we’ll call them E, J, and L. Our mom dropped us all off Friday, and said she‘d be back at 3pm Sunday. Everything seemed pretty normal, except we noticed there were a lot of fat people. Like a lot more than we’d seen at previous cons. One of them seemed to be eyeing L and yelled “SUGO KAWAII!!!” at her as we walked past on our way to the hotel elevators.

    We kidded her about it while we unpacked, and decided to go get our badges from the pre-reg tables. There was a decent line, about 30 people or so, and everyone of them was a nasty fatty. The room was pretty big, but the stink of dirty hair and unwashed cooter still hung in the air. We 4 were the only people in the room that didn’t have a pair of matted cat ears clamped to our heads. My brother whispered in my ear that he couldn’t tell if this was the pre-reg line or the line to the pig slaughter chute.
    >> Anonymous 08/03/11(Wed)22:12 No.4804688
    >>4804686
    The two girls behind me were pretty loud, I tried to tune them out, but after a while I realized they were talking in weebish Japanese, 80% of the conversation was them simply saying “Desu” back and forth to each other with different inflections (DAY-suuuuu, de-SUUUUU, dee-ES-oooooo). Again, we didn’t think much of it, we just figured we’d come in the middle of a huge pack of ham beasts.

    The next day is where everything went wrong.

    We decided to do a big Vocaloid group, I was Miku, my brother Kaito, and J and L were Rin and Len. We got into a elevator with 2 rather large girls, and the now familiar stink of dirty girl enveloped us as the doors shut.

    “Anata kawaii wa!” One of them said to J.

    “Sorry, we don’t speak Japanese.” L said back.

    “You will!” One of the ham beasts chirped, grinning to reveal teeth framed by a crust of white goo. The elevator doors opened on the ground floor, and opened on the most awful scene I’d ever seen.
    >> Anonymous 08/03/11(Wed)22:13 No.4804693
    >>4804688
    It was literally a sea of fat. Pimpled, pock-marked, cottage cheese skin poured from size XS Naruto tee-shirts, from corsets crusted with Easy Cheese and Hostess cream filling, from co splays that were straining against every seam in their cheap satin. They seemed to be one giant being, with hundreds of roughly people shaped appendages, each clutching a wooden yaoi paddle. They were all screeching in voices that attempted to be cutesy, but instead sounded like a loon being throttled.

    Without thinking, I reached for the ‘door close’ button. “Fuck this, guys.”

    As the doors slid shut, suddenly a thigh the size of a tuna blocked it. It was followed by a body that was barely contained inside a Oran Host Club jacket.

    “Miku-kawaii-neko-sama-chan!” It gurgled at me. I stepped behind my brother. Being the big man he is, he squared his shoulders, and announced we had to go back to our room because I was sick.
    >> Anonymous 08/03/11(Wed)22:14 No.4804701
    >>4804693
    “Kaito-moe-desu-kun!” Another voice shrieked, and suddenly the elevator was full of grasping hands, pulling us out onto the con floor. I lost track of my brother right away, he disappeared behind a wall of fatties crammed into white tee-shirts and black eyeliner scrawled across their upper cheeks. I managed to cling to L and J, for a moment longer, but then someone shrieked “TWINCEST!” and they were dragged away to a nearby bench where they were thrown down and two ham beast rubbed their faces together while dozens more snapped pictures and screamed more broken Japanese.

    I tried to pull away from the two fatties who were gripping my arms. They were trying to pull me towards another ham beast who was crammed into a Miku costume. Apparently they wanted some self-cast. I saw the HaMiku’s arms open wide, as she did so the seams under her arms both split open, and began struggling harder. I only got away because the fatty holding my left arm had a slime of chicken grease on her hands, and I managed to squirt that arm out. I seized a yaoi paddle and cracked the one on the right in the face with it, she let go of my arm, and I began backing towards the wall. They closed in around me, trying to reach for me, then yanking their hands back when I swung the paddle at them. I tried screaming for E, L, and J, but the only answer was a long wail from E and more screams of “Yandere-moe-twincest!!” from where I had last seen L and J. I looked around wildly and saw my escape.
    >> Anonymous 08/03/11(Wed)22:15 No.4804702
    >>4804693
    WHATHAPPENSNEXT?WHATHAPPENSNEXT?
    >> Anonymous 08/03/11(Wed)22:15 No.4804704
    >>4804701
    Just above my head was a heating duct. I began alternating swings at the womanatees with bashing at the cover. It finally popped off, and I leapt for the opening, hauling myself up and struggling in. Hot, sweaty hands tried to close around my feet and haul me back, but I kicked free and snaked my way into the ventilation shaft. I crawled away quickly and looked back to see if anyone was following me. Thank god, none of them could fit, although several of them clawed at the shafts metal sides and yelled “BAKA-CHAN!!” after me.

    I crawled around for a while, peeking out of vents and trying to find a good place to escape. Every time I looked through a vent I was presented by a new horror. One room contained dozens of ham-beasts dressed in Hetalia cosplay, all of them watching and cheering while a Belarus the size of the actual country of Belarus dry humped a normal-sized girl dressed as Russia, who was tied to a chair. From the vast size of the sticky wet patch on the front of the Russia’s coat, the Belarus wasn’t the first to give her a lap-dance.

    In another room, about 5 ham beasts dressed as Chi were babbling in weebish and running combs through the matted white rugs that clung precariously to their heads.
    >> Anonymous 08/03/11(Wed)22:16 No.4804710
    >>4804704
    At one point I felt a deep rumbling, and feared it was an earth quake. I peek out of a nearby vent showed instead a terrified Sakura cosplayer running for her life from two hamonsters I assumed were naked at first. I then saw they had glued a few swathes of unraveled cotton balls to their breasts and groin area. Dark hair, crusted into a mat by unspeakable fluids poked out from under the dirty cotton. I silently wished the Sakura god-speed and continued on.

    I was getting hungry, and managed to creep out into an empty room. The floor was littered with crushed pocky boxes, and I managed to get a few bites in before I heard voices outside the door. Terrified, I fled back into the ventilation shaft and escaped again. It was late now, and I had to sleep in the shaft, although it took a long time to fall asleep. Echoes of shrill ham-beasts and worry for my lost friends kept me awake for a long time.

    I spent the next day in much the same manner, crawling around and trying to find a way out of the building. I didn’t have a phone, my brother had been holding it in his pants pocket for me. Later on, I followed the scent of food, hoping I could find somewhere to grab a few more morsels of food. What awaited me was the second most horrible thing I saw that long, long weekend.
    >> Anonymous 08/03/11(Wed)22:17 No.4804716
    >>4804710
    I looked down on the cafeteria, where waves of ham beasts were shoveling food into their mouths. Clots of ice cream ran down their arms, their lank hair stuck to grease that spread from cheek to cheek as burgers and chicken wings were crammed into mouths by the handfuls. A group of terrified cooks were trying to keep up, but there were always more ham-beasts clamoring for more food. As I watched, one cook was seized by a group of terrible Hellsing cosplayers, who began to bite her until she was bleeding. I crawled away, not wanting to watch what happened next.

    How could that be the second worst thing, you ask? Because an hour later, I was assaulted by a horrible stench. I soon came across the bathroom. The toilets were already overflowing, a weak trickle of water leaked around mountains of shit that spilled onto the floor. As a watched, a group of 3 came in, pulled down their jeans and shit right onto the floor in front of the toilets. They simply pulled up their pants without wiping, and then I saw the most horrible thing I’d ever seen. Each of the girls dunked their fingers into their own offal and began drawing emotes on the walls. I realized the walls were literally coated with graffiti made from shit. I crawled away as fast as I could, when I had finally gotten the stench out of my nose, I curled up and cried myself to sleep.
    >> Anonymous 08/03/11(Wed)22:18 No.4804719
    >>4804716
    I woke up the next day and after a few hours of crawling, I’d finally found what I was looking for. I was looking out a vent into the lobby, I could see the glass front doors and the free world behind it. The only problem was the lobby was packed with the awful beasts. As I sat plotting, I remembered that my mom would be in front of the building at 3pm. I could see a clock over the front doors. 2:30pm. I would wait for my mom to pull up, then make a run for it.

    At 3:05, I saw my mom’s red SUV pull up outside. I managed to twist myself around and kicked at the vent until it popped out. I leapt down, swinging my yaoi paddle at anything that moved as I fell. I landed awkwardly, but began running for the door, smashing hands, faces, anything that got in my way. A ham beast snarled, “Why so tsudere?” as she reached for me, and I bashed her face in. I slammed into the front door and saw they’d been crusted shut with a combination of cake frosting and ramune. I swung my paddle again, breaking the glass. I smashed through the glass, cutting myself in several places, but I ran towards my mom’s car, screaming. I flung myself in the passenger seat, and screamed “DRIVE!!!” at my mom. She took one look at the mob following me and floored it.
    >> Anonymous 08/03/11(Wed)22:19 No.4804722
    >>4804719
    We drove right to the police station, and they had to call in for government help. They managed to find my brother and friends, who were mostly ok, although my brother spontaneously vomits anytime he gets the slightest whiff of fish, and both J and L’s noses were broken from all the time their faces had been bashed together. The only casualties were the Russia cosplayer, who was found crushed to death tied to the broken remains of the chair and a lunch lady who’d been drained of blood. Some of the fatties managed to escape, but most were captured. They had to build a brand new sanitarium to house them all. It’s known locally as Ham-Beast House.


    The End (phew)
    >> Anonymous 08/03/11(Wed)22:20 No.4804733
    >>4804716
    >Each of the girls dunked their fingers into their own offal and began drawing emotes on the walls.

    Oh look, more copypasta for /v/!
    >> Amuro Rey !p4KYFcO.So 08/03/11(Wed)22:22 No.4804745
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    >>4804701
    >>4804704
    >>4804710
    >>4804716
    >>4804719
    >>4804722
    one hundred fucking internets for you and your family.
    >> Anonymous 08/03/11(Wed)22:23 No.4804750
    >con with a bunch of people I generally know
    >go inside, sit in a big group
    >suddenly, smell of piss
    >not just human piss, cat piss
    >sniff a few times to make sure I'm not crazy
    >"Anyone else smell cat piss?"
    >"Someone smells like cat piss."
    >random hambeast starts getting unusually defensive
    >blames it on me like it's some sort of fart
    >close friend smells everyone
    >hambeast won't let us near her
    >everyone realizes its her
    >oh god oh god oh god oh god
    >starts crying hysterically
    >calls her mom
    >mom is xbox hueg, smells like cat piss
    >threatens to sue us (lolwut)
    >tell her we'll call CPS on her
    >never hear from them again
    >> Anonymous 08/03/11(Wed)22:23 No.4804751
    >>4804745
    And the next three generations of your offspring.

    Dude, that was awesome.
    >> Anonymous 08/03/11(Wed)22:25 No.4804758
    >>4804733
    Actually normally I writefag on /x/. You'd be surprised how much weird body fluids show up there. Normally I go for a more creepy/spooky vibe, but this was a chance to explore my more disgusting side.
    >> Anonymous 08/03/11(Wed)22:26 No.4804769
    >>4804745
    Hahaha, actually my brother helped me, so yeah, he can have some of my internets.
    >> Kankuro 08/03/11(Wed)22:30 No.4804785
    I have a good one guys.

    >There were these fat chicks in obvi much-more-awful-than-my-own costumes because I am a cosupray goddesu ne and a genius seamstress

    >They were stereotype

    >I was disgusted

    >oh wait I'm a fatty with mediocre costumes too.

    Seriously guys, you are just as annoying. I'd take a fat chick cosplaying Sakura that smelled like cheetos over some shitty hungry bitch that has a stick up her bum any day.
    >> OUTRAGEOUS 08/03/11(Wed)22:35 No.4804809
    >>4804750
    I actually feel bad for the fatty in this situation. She probably has a shitty homelife. Mom may be a cat hoarder or something, and homes with morbidly obese parents are often dirty. Being defensive is an escape mechanism, no one wants that shit brought out in the open.
    >> Anonymous 08/03/11(Wed)22:45 No.4804873
    >>4804722
    fucking awesome...and disgusting at the same time. props to you and your brother!
    >> Anonymous 08/03/11(Wed)23:13 No.4805033
    I am a recovering mysophobe.

    EVERY con is a horror story for me.
    >> PastelConfections !!ejua3rxYLfa 08/03/11(Wed)23:14 No.4805039
    >>4804686

    >the stink of dirty hair and unwashed cooter still hung in the air

    My lemonade just came out of my nose.
    Oh my God, Anon, that was great! Somebody, please screen-cap the Hampocalypse!
    >> Anonymous 08/03/11(Wed)23:17 No.4805057
    >>4804686
    >>4804688
    >>4804693
    >>4804701
    >>4804704
    >>4804710
    >>4804716
    >>4804719
    >>4804722
    can't stop laughing!
    >> Anonymous 08/03/11(Wed)23:28 No.4805096
    >both J and L’s noses were broken from all the time their faces had been bashed together.
    This is where I lost it. You & your brother are geniuses anon
    >> Anonymous 08/03/11(Wed)23:28 No.4805098
    >>4804722
    >>4804719
    >>4804716
    >>4804710
    >>4804704
    >>4804701
    >>4804693
    >>4804688
    >>4804686
    DELICIOUS!
    >> Anonymous 08/03/11(Wed)23:32 No.4805112
    1/7
    not exactly a con or much a a horror story, but it's relevant enough imo to post. Also, came to /cgl/ for ice cold water, gonna stay for threads like this.
    >> Anonymous 08/03/11(Wed)23:34 No.4805120
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    and captcha eats my picture.
    I'm making a great impression already.
    1/7
    >> Anonymous 08/03/11(Wed)23:35 No.4805123
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    >>4805120
    2/7
    >> Anonymous 08/03/11(Wed)23:36 No.4805130
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    >>4805123
    3/7
    >> Anonymous 08/03/11(Wed)23:37 No.4805135
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    >>4805130
    4/7
    >> Anonymous 08/03/11(Wed)23:38 No.4805144
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    >>4805135
    5/7
    >> Anonymous 08/03/11(Wed)23:39 No.4805150
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    6/7
    >> Anonymous 08/03/11(Wed)23:41 No.4805158
    Not really cosplay related, but I did go to school a lot in school girl outfits, so I guess.

    >Really shy and doesn't like to talk much.
    >this kid with some mental problems has liked me for a long time.
    >at lunch with friends AT SCHOOL.
    >He comes up to me says something really odd and slides his hand under my butt and try's to finger me, I had never been touched there because this was in middle school, stand up screaming, and like stunned.
    >He walks away like a stud and don't want to do.
    >> Anonymous 08/03/11(Wed)23:41 No.4805161
    >>4805158
    don't know what to do*
    >> Anonymous 08/03/11(Wed)23:41 No.4805162
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    7/7
    >> Anonymous 08/03/11(Wed)23:50 No.4805209
    >>4803730
    maya michelle
    >> Anonymous 08/04/11(Thu)00:13 No.4805306
    >>4805098
    >>4805096
    >>4805057
    >>4805039
    >>4804873
    Hahaha, thanks guys. Maybe next thread I'll drop in and do another one.
    >> Anonymous 08/04/11(Thu)00:19 No.4805339
    >>4805033
    You would be terrified of the grossness that our roommates left. Apparently those of us who met on the Internet all understood being hygienic and neat. Not so much in the other group who wanted to drink, be merry and.. disgusting.
    >> Raze 08/04/11(Thu)00:19 No.4805341
    not really bad but here

    >NYAF
    >cosplaying in a vocaloid group
    >doing a photoshoot on a balcony upstairs
    >get into group poses
    >suddenly a gang of azn photographers run up the stairs and snap a billion pictures
    >they run off
    >w
    >a
    >t

    I'll try to think of something better, I'm sure there's one.
    >> Anonymous 08/04/11(Thu)00:21 No.4805352
    >>4805112
    That LARP story is like the ultimate /tg/ fantasy. I seriously hope it happened.

    It's a shame someone wrote a sequel that totally jumped the shark.
    >> Anonymous 08/04/11(Thu)00:54 No.4805528
    >>4805352
    Agreed, however I believe that most of the stories from games I read on /tg/ happened. Or rather, that they all contain some truth. I find that half the fun of a game is the story that gets told afterward.

    Anyway /tg/ aside I don't have any real con horror stories. I just started going to them again with otakon this year. The worst story I could tell would be about the person I was with.

    >Going to get in line for panel.
    >See cosplayer stopped for photo op.
    >Decide to stop and take photo.
    >After the second time my 'friend' gets mad at me.
    >Now every time I stop I get 'Do you have to stop for everyone?'
    >> Anonymous 08/04/11(Thu)01:34 No.4805759
    Not a con horror story but a horror story everyone should see. The Luke trilogy.

    http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/6885970/
    http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/6898745/
    http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/6910746/
    >> Anonymous 08/04/11(Thu)01:50 No.4805861
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    Thank you for posting that. I had never seen it before, and it is perfect.
    >mfw everything
    >> Anonymous 08/04/11(Thu)02:48 No.4806118
    Guys this shit is really scary, I was thinking of going to my first con next year but now I'm fucking terrified. Please tell me that a mid twenties male won't get raped at a con if I stay with my friend the whole time.
    >> Anonymous 08/04/11(Thu)02:54 No.4806137
    >>4806118
    Ye know not the hour or day a hambeast will strike.

    Seriously though, don't be beta as fuck like half these people. If someone is bothering you, nut up and get them to back off.
    >> Anonymous 08/04/11(Thu)03:06 No.4806178
    >>4806118
    If you mind common sense, tell people to back off and get security involved when necessary you'll be fine.
    >> Anonymous 08/04/11(Thu)03:09 No.4806188
    >>4806137
    >>4806178
    Give me tips, I never dealt with these people and always steered clear of anime club. HOW SHOULD I PROTECT MYSELF IN THIS WORLD?
    >> Anonymous 08/04/11(Thu)03:13 No.4806201
    >>4806188
    Go out, have fun.

    When in doubt, bring an airhorn. Stops people in their tracks and you can't be kicked out for assault. Just don't go blowing people's ears out all the time
    >> Anonymous 08/04/11(Thu)03:26 No.4806241
    >>4806188
    Pepper spray is also a good idea, if legal. Since you are in your mid 20s, I would be more concerned with picking up underage chicks who might cry rape. The missionary position is a little extreme for some people. You could avoid sexual interaction during the convention too. Claiming to be chemically gelded might work in some cases. Of course, that usually implies you did something worth getting gelded for, so maybe not a great idea.
    >> Anonymous 08/04/11(Thu)03:27 No.4806245
    >>4806188
    If someone is making you feel unsafe, say following you around, making odd comments, call them out on it. If they don't back down, get security. Honestly, this kind of stuff happens but doesn't happen as much as you think. You just have to keep your wit about you and do your best not to make stupid choices. Met a friend of a friend (of a friend) that won't stop following you around and keeps making comments about how you are her OTP and how kawaii desu you would be together? Don't let her in your room. Don't get drunk. Guy with a camera keeps finding you and taking pictures, maybe getting a bit pervy with his shots and pose suggestions? First off report it and maybe it's time to get out of the costume for a while. Just use your brain.

    If it is your first con, go with someone you trust, and if possible, someone who's already been to one. If you have a choice for your first con, I would suggest a small con instead of one of the huge ones.
    >> Anonymous 08/04/11(Thu)03:53 No.4806308
    >>4806241
    I want to have sex but I think I'm way too scared now.
    >>4806245
    So just get security if I get suspicious about somebody and it's not as bad as these stories make it seem? Also my friend also has never been to a con, and we were planning on a larger one. How common are these occurrences in terms of how cautious I should be?
    >> Anonymous 08/04/11(Thu)04:46 No.4806448
    >>4806245
    Wisdom right here bro. All these people whining about "oh I was too shocked to do anything" are actualy too meek to tell someone when they're uncomfortable or skeeved. Just be assertive.

    As for the sex thing, are you really just gonna go out and bang the first bitch who's legs are slightly gaping? If so, there's no help for you. If however, you have the common sense to get to know the person you're going to be fucking, you should be able to figure out if they're gonna go UltraKawaii on you. I personally don't reccomend sex with strangers, at a con or otherwise, but that just may be the paranioa that comes with smoking 10+ years of pot.
    >> Anonymous 08/04/11(Thu)04:48 No.4806453
    >>4806308
    Calling security on everything is a bad idea. You have to have a realistic line in the sand. Guy keeps on staring at me but hasn't actually touched or said anything to me isn't worth calling security over. Someone touches you and you tell them to knock it off and they do it again, yeah then you might want to think about getting staff involved.

    As for how often these things happen, no one can really answer that. I'll go to a con one year and hear all sorts of stories, next year at the same con, nothing. Some people attract drama, others repel it, your mileage will vary. Even in my worst con stories nothing perilous happened.

    When you get to the con, learn the layout as quickly as you can. Try to keep a map handy and keep your cellphone charged and preferably on your person. Don't get freaked out and think that every person in cat ears is crazy or every greasy guy and overweight girl is going to try to rape you. These are people just like you that are just out to have a good time. Yes, you are going to have those overzealous fans who might now understand what the fuck a boundary is, but that isn't going to be everyone. Cons have a much more relaxed social structure but the main rules for anything else are still in place. So long as you don't give up your personal control you'll be fine.
    >> Anonymous 08/04/11(Thu)07:21 No.4806632
    >>4806308

    I wonder how easy it actually is to pick up a nice girl at a con. I've heard stories but I never confirmed it.

    Goddamn these horror stories are good reading material.
    >> Anonymous 08/04/11(Thu)07:30 No.4806636
    >>4806632
    Yes they are. Although I wish to read real ones again.
    >> Anonymous 08/04/11(Thu)08:08 No.4806695
    I WANT YOU ALL TO KNOW SOMETHING!

    Your stories are really turning me on :D
    >> Anonymouse !!9JVkocjcRee 08/04/11(Thu)08:29 No.4806724
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    >> Anonymous 08/04/11(Thu)09:04 No.4806763
    B to the U to the M to the P!!!!!!
    >> Anonymous 08/04/11(Thu)09:06 No.4806766
    >>4804716
    I don't think you know what offal is.
    >> Anonymous 08/04/11(Thu)10:12 No.4806858
    Anyone here have horror stories from Gencon?



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