Oh god, when will this end?

>>4796828
In a few weeks. Then it'll start again next Otakon

when you but that ICE COLD WATAH

When did it begin?

Seriously, for the uninformed, was there just some guy outside with a bullhorn shouting ICE COOL WATA, ONLY ONE DOLLA ? Is that all it takes to make a meme?

Are you all in highschool?

his voice was scruffy and made it quite memorable.

Detroit's answer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ovf9tMJFmvQ

>>4796838
Op's picture is dynamic and captivating, as is his song. I wish he came to places that needed water and refreshing drinks at cheap prices like texas. That man is a hero. I bet he saved countless lives from heat-stroke or something of the like!

>>4796851
>implying you can't drink water for free from the fucking sink

>>4796861
>implying that water is ice cold
>implying that water is only a dollar

>>4796865
Your argument makes no sense. You can drink water for free at any bathroom sink. If you're about to pass out from heat stroke, I doubt you would care if the water is fucking ice cold or not.

>>4796874
You're just mad that you can't get that ice cold water for a dollar

>>4796874
Clearly you don't get the joke. Go take a chill pill or DRINK SOME ICE COLD WATER

>>4796874
Did you see how buff that guy was? If you were having a heat stroke he would be able to run over to you in a heart beat and sell you some ice cold water. For only one dollar.

>>4796880
I get the fucking joke. It's just getting old. REALLY old.

>>4796874
Fuck you why do you even care

>>4796849
>>4796849
that guy is a bum, ice cold water guy is a businessman

>>4796879
Nah, he's just mad because he couldn't afford to go to Otakon.

>>4796885
its ice cOLD

>>4796887
>implying there's a difference

>>4796888
>implying I'm a guy
Why would you imply that?

>>4796886
Because all of you are being retarded fucks.

>>4796893
Its like the difference between hot and COLD. Lava and ICE. 2 dollars and 1 DOLLAR.

>>4796898
>drink water from a public bathroom sink
>in a major metropolitan area

You need to start leaving your house more.

>>4796900
Stop trying to argue with me. All I'm saying is they're both wacky bruthas that stand outside big events, chanting stuff in the hope that they get money as an end result

>>4796908
But you can clearly see their personality differences, the way they carry themselves, the whole "one is just asking for money" thing, and the other has the whole "ICE COLD WATER" thing

>>4796906
>implying I can't drink tap water safely where I live
I'm sorry that your public water is shit then. My point still stands. If you're about to pass out from heat stroke, I doubt you'd care what kind of water you're drinking.

>>4796918
I would want a catchy phrase if I'm dying of heatstroke

>>4796906
And you need to put down the hand sanitizer. It's fucking municipal tap water, filtered and treated and cleaner than hospitals were seventy-five years ago. Treating that like it's rancid ditch sludge that your delicate system can't abide makes me want to smack you in your spoiled face.

At it worst? Dissolved solids will make it taste musty or minerally. It's there, it's free, drink it. You'll be fine and you'll be less of a tool.

could you drink water from your tap? sure. but then you'd have to leave the line.
That's where this guy comes in. He was a savior.

>>4796918
Stupid rich suburbane cunt.
Ice cold water guy should have charged your bitch-ass two dollars.

>>4796930
I think he's more talking about the source of that tap water. You have no idea what's crawling around on that faucet. Smuggle a cotton swab and some agar plates into your next con...start some cultures.

>>4796933
I woullda refused that bitch business.

>>4796933
What are you talking about? How am I a rich suburban cunt for drinking tap water?

>>4796838
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4YX5cp-C24&feature=related

Sorry that a group of people attending the same event experienced something together and now have a fun little phrase to chant in memory of the time they had.

>>4796945
Do you know how many times a day maintenance cleans a bathroom at a hotel? A lot.

>>4796953
Tap water is filthy in cities.
I'm from Baltimore city, and my high school had water coolers because the tap is so dirty.

>>4796953
Reading comprehension you mad cunt, time to learn it.

If you left your basement you'd know how horrific public washrooms are. Especially american ones.

>>4796959
Then keep it to your fucking selves. The whole internet doesn't need to hear about your 'fun time'. No one gives a fuck.

Guys, guys, I think you are missing the point here.

He has that ICE COLD WATER.

And it is, irrevocably, only ONE dollar.

>>4796964
Sorry you didn't get to go to Otakon because you were too busy a basement dwelling fat bitch.

>>4796960
Not as often or as well as you'd think.

Trust me on this.

>>4796964
I have no idea what this thread is about, but stop being a cunt. Its contained to all the otakon threads/ its own threads. Just skip them.

>>4796945
Are you fucking kidding me? THERE ARE BACTERIA ON EVERYTHING, EVERYWHERE. On you. On your face. On your eyeballs. Everything you touch has thousands of the little fuckers, hundreds if not thousands (or more) of separate species.

You live in a world of microbes. You deal with them every second of every day, and have been doing so all your life. You could suck directly on that tap and probably suffer no harm at all, unless someone took photos of you doing it and posted them here.

You can stop living in fear, anon. You can touch things. Eat things. You don't have to worry. I free you.

>>4796963
>reading comprehension
Yeah you need to learn some of that yourself. Rich fuckface. Go drink your fucking $100 filtered water that's EXACTLY the same as tap.

>>4796964
Guess what? We enjoyed ice cold water.
It was only one dollar.
You didn't.
We had a great time.
You didn't.

DEAL. WITH. IT.

>>4796964
Then why doesn't everyone keep everything ever to themselves? Your logic is flawed.

>>4796966
>implying I didn't go to Otakon
>impying I live in a basement
>implying I'm fat

All of those assumptions from reading something I said on the internet? Wow, you get butthurt easily don't you?

>>4796976
oooooh nooooo, I actually have to work for my money.

Why don't you get a job, you lazy cunt. Or is agoraphobia your excuse? Too 'good' for service industry jobs, you uppity stuck up whore?

You need to tone the mad down bitch and go do something else with your time.

>>4796966
>>4796982
>>4796984
Stop samefagging. It's blatantly obvious.

Masshole here. I enjoyed the $1 ice cold water. Just ignore the basement dwellers.

>>4796992
I'm wondering if you realize all the assumptions your making just based on what I'm saying. You've never met me so how do you know all these things about me? Oh guess what, you don't. So shut the fuck up and stop trying to look like you're the better person just because an anonymous person on the internet doesn't agree with you.

>>4796993
Your samefag detector is off.

>>4796966
>>4796984
Are posts by someone else.

>>4796982
is me.

So mad you think everyone is the same person!

>>4796993
Mentioned poster #3 here, I'm certainly not samefagging. My point still stands: Why does anyone bother to share anything? Oh yeah, because it's just something that humans enjoy. It's not a big deal.

Guys, guys!
The mad person must be the chick that guy is rumoured to have banged during the weekend.

>>4796918
This argument is stemming from the fact that you didn't catch on to >>4796851's sarcasm initially. He didn't actually save anyone from heat stroke..

I'ts pretty sad that I have to spell this out for you.

EVERYONE JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP!

So much summerfags and butthurt in here... my god you all sound like fucking morons.

>>4797012
He saved my girlfriend from heatstroke.

Real talk, i bought the water from him on our way back to the hotel because she was feeling lightheaded and dizzy.

>>4797021
No. Fuck off.

>>4797031
So, you'd rather just argue for no fucking reason? Yep, definitely high school.

>>4797012
I'm guessing you've never stood in a line outside while over 90 for hours at a time. ...Actually, I'm guessing you've never stood outside at any temperature for more than 10 minutes in a week.

>>4797041
So you read the thread and decided to belittle everyone more.

Yep, definitely middle school.

>>4797031
Well... you all sound like children. Although I have no doubt most of you probably are.

>>4797031

>>4797048
I'm not belittle anyone. It's just the truth. U mad?

Why is there a bitchfest going on in here?

My god /cgl/ never change. You guys are hilarious!

>>4797047
You did mean to link to my post, did you?

I GOT DAT ICE ICE

I'm laughing so hard right now. I just came to 4chan hoping to see the ice cold water guy and here he is in the top spot.

>>4797082
There's more than one thread. He's become quite popular for no particular reason other than the fact that everyone are sheep.

Did I hear somebody say cool ice?

>>4797083
You didn't sage, you fucked up on your grammar, and you dont like ICE COLD WATER guy. The fuck is wrong with you. People like you make 4chan a no fun zone. LETS TALK ABOUT LOLITA BEING A LIFE STYLE AND COSPLAY ALL DAY ERRY DAY.

>>4797094
Hey! hey! Don't you dare knock wearing 4 layers of clothing when it's 47 celsius with the humidity out.

Don't you even dare!

>>4797083
there were tons of people selling ice cold water for one dollar but this guy had ICE COLD WATUR, for a measly one dollar! what a bargin

ICE COLD WATER REMIX

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lskyzZxNg80

>>4797099
pfft you try a raincoat over a suit in the texas heat. I know what you are dealing with and I have room in my heart for ICE COLD WATER GUY.

If Maguma ever becomes a traveling martial artist monk that lives off of street vending ice cold water, and it's only one dollar

He would be this guy. Holler

What if he charges two dollars next year?

>>4797131
I would eat an ice cold water bottle if Maguma ever got that big.

who plans to cosplay as ICE COLD WATUR guy next otakon?

>>4797146
>implying you can impersonate the ICE COLD WATER Guy

>>4797131
maguma wishes he was that buff.

>>4797146
Already injecting the steroids and rubbing the blackface into my skin to prepare.

>>4796973
>>4796962

Once when I went to go to the bathroom in my high school, there was menstrual blood all over the sink and floor. Not even joking. I also remember some girl pooping in the sink and being expelled later that year because the teacher told her she couldn't smoke in there.

>>4797210
That's the public school system though. They can't keep a bathroom clean to save their life. Are you seriously comparing a school bathroom to every other bathroom in a city?

>>4797232
Public schools can have nice bathrooms and good water if the parents are willing to fork over the bucks for it. Which they usually aren't.

>>4797131
I don't know how the mrs. would appreciate that lifestyle haha.

>>4797144
Then wait a few decades. I actually plan to bulk up as I age.

>>4797167
Not at the moment.

>>4797305
>bulk up muscle mass as you get old

Sorry, but that's not how it works, bro.

>>4797305
There will be no mrs.

>>4797356
So you're saying it's impossible to gain muscle mass throughout one's life in any way shape or form? Yeah that makes perfect sense :\

>>4797359
SILLY YOU~

I was singing this all day at work today and was even ad libing it.

ICE COLD WATUR
ONLY ONE DOLLAR
CAUSE I'M TRYNA BE A BALLA.

Someone needs to find this guy and let him know what he started O_O

>>4796844
This.

I hum the 'cool watah, one dollah' jingle in my sleep. Say what you will about him, but the man clearly knows how to advertise... for water no less!

>>4797401
The ability to do so diminishes as you get older. You're not going to get huge and ripped like OP when youre 40+. Just wont happen.

>>4797440
He's probably still out there.

He's been doing this for years right?

I GOT THAT ICE ICE

(COLD COLD)

Get this man to a record label.

YOU GUYS CAN'T HAVE ANYTHING NICE.

I WANT SOME ICE COLD WATER.

>>4797470
Yeah, I don't remember him being outside of Otakon before, but I'm down in Baltimore quite often and he's usually around (with all the other peddlers) for Orioles games and other events at the convention center.

>>4797468
Well of course I won't be OP then.

All I know, is that the remix of this was great

I love where this thread went