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    60 KB Anonymous 07/19/11(Tue)16:30 No.4741306  
    Some cosplay truths:


    *People who do gijinka are people who want to attention whore by looking "sexy" and don't have the skill to do the actual character.
    *All female cosplayers think all men at cons are "creepers" because all female cosplayers are socially awkward and afraid of men.
    *Beautiful people are good cosplayers. Ugly people are bad cosplayers. Effort or skill doesn't matter.
    *White people are the best cosplay craftsmen. Asians are the best cosplay photographer/photo editors. Blacks and Latinos are the best at making themselves look like cosplay failures.
    *Masquerade awards don't matter because down the line nobody even remembers who won an award except for the people who won.
    *Your most beautiful cosplay pictures are the ones you take yourself. Photographers at cons don't have enough preparation or care to try to make you look good.
    *Male cosplayers are more popular than female cosplayers because they are men.
    *If your number of costumes you wear to a con exceeds the number of days the con the lasts, you are trying too hard.
    *Having cosplay sex is more appealing in theory than it is in practice.
    *If you are not cosplaying and are with a friend who is cosplaying, you will be cosplaying as their pack mule. Hold their stuff and stay quiet.
    *If you can find a cosplay photo of yourself featuring any of the following, you are an amateur: glasses, natural hair, con badge, peacebond ziptie, your exhibit hall bag, sneakers, jeans, pockets, purse, cell phone, yaoi paddle.
    *Fit girls who show their torso are whores. Fit guys who show their torso are awesome.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/11(Tue)16:37 No.4741340
    >Blacks and Latinos are the best at making themselves look like cosplay failures.

    FUCKING LOL'D
    >> Anonymous 07/19/11(Tue)20:08 No.4742312
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    so much fucking truth
    >> Achifaifa !Y5u6aOC6Bw 07/19/11(Tue)20:12 No.4742335
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    That's just... wow.

    Brilliant
    >> Anonymous 07/19/11(Tue)20:13 No.4742338
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    >White people are the best cosplay craftsmen. Asians are the best cosplay photographer/photo editors. Blacks and Latinos are the best at making themselves look like cosplay failures.

    mfw
    >> Anonymous 07/19/11(Tue)20:15 No.4742352
    Can there please be more of these. Please.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/11(Tue)20:16 No.4742356
    sure is samefag in here...
    >> Anonymous 07/19/11(Tue)20:18 No.4742364
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    >> Anonymous 07/19/11(Tue)20:20 No.4742378
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    >>4742356 sure is samefag in here...
    No.
    (you must be one of the types mentioned negatively)
    >> Anonymous 07/19/11(Tue)20:23 No.4742402
    >>4742356
    ...The fuck did you come to that conclusion?
    >> Anonymous 07/19/11(Tue)20:25 No.4742413
    >>4742378

    nope.jpg it just seemed like a troll was samefagging in a desperate attempt to troll harder

    i'm actually a perfect cosplayer according to this
    >> Anonymous 07/19/11(Tue)20:27 No.4742426
    In /cgl/s view then yeah this is pretty correct all of it. But outside of 4chan, this is all subject to opinion.
    And then people looking on the outside; we're all weirdos and freaks.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/11(Tue)20:29 No.4742445
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    >*Having cosplay sex is more appealing in theory than it is in practice.

    why
    >> Kalmia !!KFdVmO8Gwgh 07/19/11(Tue)20:30 No.4742449
    >>4742445

    I imagine wigs are a little inconvenient, first of all.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/11(Tue)20:33 No.4742467
    >*Having cosplay sex is more appealing in theory than it is in practice.

    This is true. Tried having cosplay sex with my gf. I was Len and she was Rin. Ruined our wigs, my ribbon got caught on one of her velcro pieces and ruined the fabric.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/11(Tue)20:39 No.4742497
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    >>4742449
    >>4742467

    fantasy destroyed
    >> Anonymous 07/19/11(Tue)20:40 No.4742501
    It's sad this is true
    >> Anonymous 07/19/11(Tue)20:43 No.4742525
    I prepared myself to rage, but it's actually pretty accurate.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/11(Tue)20:45 No.4742531
    >>4742467
    How hard can it be to just take off your clothes, leave the wigs on and then have sex?
    >> Anonymous 07/19/11(Tue)20:47 No.4742555
    >>4742531
    Then it wouldn't be cosplay sex, would it? It'd be sex with mildly irritating/overheated scalp.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/11(Tue)20:58 No.4742626
    >Some cosplay truths
    >Some
    >> The Cosplay Cop 07/19/11(Tue)21:22 No.4742744
    >*All female cosplayers think all men at cons are "creepers" because all female cosplayers are socially awkward and afraid of men.

    Hi I'm doing photos for my agency's internal newspaper can I take a-OMG CREEPY PHOTOGRAPHERLENSRAPIST!

    Yep.
    >> Ace Trainer Mantis !iPlPqNaNGg 07/19/11(Tue)21:30 No.4742786
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    >*People who do gijinka are people who want to attention whore by looking "sexy" and don't have the skill to do the actual character.

    Not all Gijinka are sluts? Especially since doing the 'real' character would label most of them as furries.

    Picture related. It's a Dialga.
    >someday.....
    >> Anonymous 07/19/11(Tue)21:31 No.4742794
    >>4742525
    >I prepared myself to rage, but it's actually pretty accurate.
    That feel, bro. I know it.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/11(Tue)21:34 No.4742814
    >>4742786
    furries=/= mascot suits
    They're very different and I wear only mascot suits to cons. Never once got called a furry or anything.
    >> Ace Trainer Mantis !iPlPqNaNGg 07/19/11(Tue)21:38 No.4742836
    >>4742814
    Really? A long, long time ago I started a thread about /mascots/, and 50% of the replies were about furries.
    Personally, I just like most Gijinka versions better, depending on what they are based off of.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/11(Tue)21:48 No.4742853
    >>4742836
    You're on 4chan, think about it... Of course they're going to ream on about furries.
    But the con world doesn't end with 4chan.

    There are some character designs that don't work well with real life and some that do. It just depends on what it is.
    >> Yuuki !Girlm.WryU 07/19/11(Tue)22:02 No.4742894
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    >People who do gijinka are people who want to attention whore by looking "sexy" and don't have the skill to do the actual character

    You clearly have no seen some Gijinka
    >> Anonymous 07/19/11(Tue)22:08 No.4742907
    OP is a fag
    >> Anonymous 07/19/11(Tue)22:11 No.4742917
    *Fit girls who show their torso are whores. Fit guys who show their torso are awesome.
    but I like fit girls torso
    it's pretty much the only reason I'm on this board
    >> Anonymous 07/19/11(Tue)22:11 No.4742919
    Well I'm technically a brown person, but I never go outside so I've gotten a bit pale over the years.
    Anyone got any recommendations for a slightly brown guy of slightly below average height?
    >> Anonymous 07/19/11(Tue)22:14 No.4742934
    >>4742919
    >Well I'm technically a brown perso

    It's time to kill yourself
    >> Anonymous 07/19/11(Tue)22:15 No.4742942
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    >> Anonymous 07/19/11(Tue)22:18 No.4742952
    >*Your most beautiful cosplay pictures are the ones you take yourself. Photographers at cons don't have enough preparation or care to try to make you look good.

    So true. I have a friend who wants to shoot my every costume at cons, and she's a really, really lousy photographer. She can't use cameras to save her life and she picks really shitty angles. Usually I just let her do it and take better tripod+auto timing pictures myself later, but try to pick out the one good photo she's taken so she won't get all butthurt.

    >*White people are the best cosplay craftsmen. Asians are the best cosplay photographer/photo editors. Blacks and Latinos are the best at making themselves look like cosplay failures.

    I really want to know the truth behind why latinos suck at cosplay so fucking much.
    >> Anonymous 07/19/11(Tue)22:27 No.4742978
    >White people are the best cosplay craftsmen. Asians are the best cosplay photographer/photo editors. Blacks and Latinos are the best at making themselves look like cosplay failures.

    Ugh, I personally wanted to argue with this, but... yeah. it's hard to cosplay when you legit don't look like any characters :(
    >> Anonymous 07/19/11(Tue)22:33 No.4742985
    >>4742978
    But that's a perception problem. Anime/Manga are primarily made by Japanese and sure as sugar they look Japanese to them. While a white person will say they don't look Asian at all.

    But if you're talking about skin color, does it really matter? If someones having fun then isn't that the point of cosplay?
    >> Anonymous 07/19/11(Tue)23:13 No.4743145
    All of you, kill yourselves.
    >> Anonymous 07/20/11(Wed)06:18 No.4744867
    >>4743145
    no u
    >> MOMO !!A8BrPmZzO+j 07/20/11(Wed)06:38 No.4744923
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    mfw



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