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This
year's Otakon will mark my 10th year going to cons, and the only thing
that's changed between my first con and my latest cons are which
characters get massively overdone.
I remember a couple of years
(04-05 prob) where there were at least 100 Vash the Stampedes and 100
Wolfwoods running around. Wolfwood especially was susceptible to the 10
million variation cosplays: Jewish Wolfwood, Black Guy Wolfwood, etc.
somewhere
in that timeline was when every girl no matter her size and
attractiveness level decided to cosplay Yuna and Rikku and, to a lesser
extent, Lulu. 99% of them were disgusting. Fat rolls squeezing out under
a rainbow bikini top, flat, pancakey boobs being hoisted upwards by
fur-lined corsets in clear defiance of gravity and decency.
Also
around that time was probably the heydey of the yaoi paddle - 'free
hugs' and '$1 for yaoi' - YOU LOST THE GAME bullshit. When Otakon
cracked down on that shit, they cracked down hard. I have basically
never seen another sign or yaoi paddle since about 2006.
When
Naruto started getting played on TV in the states, it was like everyone
forgot FFX had ever existed and go right on the orange jumpsuit, pink
hair, sharingen train. Everyone was Naruto one year. Girl Naruto, fat
naruto, duct tape Sasuke, that fat kid who eats the chips, I've seen 'em
all.
Two years later, it was bleach. Now, it's hetalia, because
fat girls love nothing more than an excuse to dress like men and scream
catchphrases at each other. Within two years, I guarantee the next yaoi
wank-fest or shounen DBZ ripoff derivative will appear and it will be
as if Ichigo and Italy never existed.
Cosplay... cosplay never changes. |