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 07/13/11(Wed)21:48 No.4716766      File1310608115.jpg-(9 KB, 200x200, oldsnake.jpg)
  This
 year's Otakon will mark my 10th year going to cons, and the only thing 
that's changed between my first con and my latest cons are which 
characters get massively overdone. 
  I remember a couple of years 
(04-05 prob) where there were at least 100 Vash the Stampedes and 100 
Wolfwoods running around. Wolfwood especially was susceptible to the 10 
million variation cosplays: Jewish Wolfwood, Black Guy Wolfwood, etc.
  somewhere
 in that timeline was when every girl no matter her size and 
attractiveness level decided to cosplay Yuna and Rikku and, to a lesser 
extent, Lulu. 99% of them were disgusting. Fat rolls squeezing out under
 a rainbow bikini top, flat, pancakey boobs being hoisted upwards by 
fur-lined corsets in clear defiance of gravity and decency. 
  Also
 around that time was probably the heydey of the yaoi paddle - 'free 
hugs' and '$1 for yaoi' - YOU LOST THE GAME bullshit. When Otakon 
cracked down on that shit, they cracked down hard. I have basically 
never seen another sign or yaoi paddle since about 2006. 
  When 
Naruto started getting played on TV in the states, it was like everyone 
forgot FFX had ever existed and go right on the orange jumpsuit, pink 
hair, sharingen train. Everyone was Naruto one year. Girl Naruto, fat 
naruto, duct tape Sasuke, that fat kid who eats the chips, I've seen 'em
 all. 
  Two years later, it was bleach. Now, it's hetalia, because
 fat girls love nothing more than an excuse to dress like men and scream
 catchphrases at each other. Within two years, I guarantee the next yaoi
 wank-fest or shounen DBZ ripoff derivative will appear and it will be 
as if Ichigo and Italy never existed.
  Cosplay... cosplay never changes.  |