You fool, this is how we keep the summer people out!
It's all according to plan!

No one gives a shit.

Ask anyone else what the think of /a/ lol.

>>4659414
Everyone freaks out that girls talk about weird body functions too.

Course I am. I'm the shit.

And I never read that thread, I just ignored it.

>>4659425
Ugh, /a/. I'd rather talk about gross bodily functions than be a 3DPD foreveralone-except-for-his-waifu guy that doesn't know how to interact with real people.

girls dont go to the bathroom, everyone knows that
/thread

OH MY GOODNESS GIRLS TALK ABOUT THEIR GROSS BODY SHIT WHEN THEY ARE ALONE! THIS MUST BE A /cgl/ THING, BECAUSE NO OTHER GIRLS WOULD DEFINITELY EVER DO THIS!

Gross body thread? Gross body thread.

On advice from my coach, I started wearing two bras when I go running. It worked great, held the girls nice and close, no bouncing.

After a week of this, I was taking a shower, and I found a patch of red, chafed skin on one breast... and one nasty zit on the other one. I've never, ever had a problem with this, and now I'm horrified that my boyfriend will find a zit or something that I missed and be forever disgusted with me.

:( Sorry, double bagging bras, you worked so well, but the downside is too much.

GIRLS ARE MADE OF WET MEAT

JESUS

GET IN THE CAR

MMM EAR INFECTION

Still don't like how it's OK for guys to be absolutely hairy but not girls.

>>4659479
Actually...
Just as many guys find hairy girls gross as girls find hairy guys gross...

>>4659479
i think hair on me is gross too...
i dont want to go down on bush, i assume the same applies for women
:/

>>4659479
For what it's worth, I think body hair on men is pretty much as bad as body hair on women.

Unless we're talking about a bear. Then it's alright.

>>4659483
I think everyone should shave.

Except for those that find hair beautiful

Be the change you want to see in the world.

Want a shaved girl? Be a shaved man.

Want a hairy girl? Be a hairy man.

It's okay.

But it's not okay to demand your girlfriend shave, then deny her when she asks you to shave as well.

BE EQUAL GODDAMNIT.

>>4659475
What happened to that person's ear?

>>4659489
This.
This.
This.
This.
This forever!

>>4659489
:( But what if I'm a shaved girl who wants an unshaved man? Or vice versa?

/cgl/ is one of the only boards that isn't living in a magical fantasy land.

>>4659490
DATS MY EAR
that is what happens when your surgeon is inept and doesnt listen when you tell him you think it is infected and then you have to go to the hospital and they have to slice half your ear off and put in a drain to get rid of the massive amounts of built up pulse

>>4659512
*Puss

>>4659505
ROFL How ironic.

>>4659500
I meant to say that's fine too.

I made a TL'DR version of not requesting others to do something you would not do yourself.

>>4659512
Oh Jesus. The image combined with your discription just made my stomach churn hardcore. I'm so fucking squeamish about shit like that.

>>4659512
I'm sorry.

>>4659512
Is the stick thing the drain, or is that hardened pus?

>>4659518
IT GETS BETTER
they did the operation to remove essentially half my ear under local anesthetic,
and anesthesia doesnt have any effect on infected tissue,
SO I FELT EVERYTHING

suchpainyoucannotimagine.jpg

>>4659525
the drain...
they had already removed all the infected bits...
there are actually portions of that ear that are paper thing now
:/

Oh god I'm so glad the mucus that comes out throughout the day even when I'm not thinking about sex doesn't mean there's something wrong with me.

Why is there no sage?

>>4659526
I had a doctor start stitching up my crotch tear after I gave birth, not realizing I didn't have any sort of painkiller. I think that might compare, though I can't say for sure. Only ear-related trauma I've had before was when I had my skin grow over the back of my new earring and I cut my ear open to free the earring.

>>4659532
im sure that was also very painful...
but i found the worst part about getting your ear sliced open is that you can hear it happening D:

>>4659546
That is awful. Things like that realllllly get to me. Did you start making noises to drown out the sound?

>>4659550
well, during the original surgery which was under local, which was bad cause i have a fear of needles and had to get 10+ of them in my skull,
i kept asking technical questions about the surgery and what sutures were made of and what were the benefits of each material...

the infection surgery...i just remained as still as i could and tried not to cry.

>>4659565
;_; can i hug you??

Is eating menstrual blood considered a form of cannibalism?

I've always wondered this.

>>4659567
yes, yes you may

>>4659568
and no.
eating a fetus wouldnt be either,
as they are not people

>>4659571
What about chewing your own lip and ending up eating the little bits of skin?

>>4659475
brb cleaning my newly pierced ears

>>4659571
those would be dead skin cells, sooooo
nope
>>4659600
safety first

>>4659593
I think technically, it's called autocannibalism.

~The more you know~

>>4659568
Regardless, don't eat it.

>>4659615
TOO LATE

>>4659619
inept surgeon

>>4659626
Did you sue? I would sue. I would sue so hard.

>>4659530
Don't worry, you're fine. I don't know if you're a loli or not, but a few weeks back there was some drama because one retard thought that everyone was "weird" because they wore panties as well as bloomers to prevent staining/bleaching, or prevent the "mucus" getting anywhere except the extra layer of fabric on the panties. Obviously, she was told that she was being thick and ignorant. But here's some really good information I learned from the thread:

"- the vagina produces fluid to keep itself clean and healthy, not only when it's aroused.
- every woman is different, therefore the amount of vaginal discharge is different. There's no "right" or "wrong" amount unless it's caused by a disease.
- it depends on how many mucous glands are on the inside of the vagina. If you have many of them, more fluid is produced what makes using tampons and even giving birth easier, both situations were you aren't "turned on", but you'll also have to change panties more often. Same the other way 'round."

I hope that helped a little. You aren't alone.

>>4659628
i was way too traumatized and just generally unsure what was going on at the time to sue...
and now its too late...
although its been over a year and im still having complications
*facepalm

>>4659633
What if my vag is really really acidic though? As long as I can remember it's been burning holes in my panties. I need to buy new underwear pretty frequently and this makes it so that I can't wear my cute underwear unless I'm really sure it'll be seen (else it gets ruines)

>>4659780
You should really get that checked out. I'm not sure if that is normal.

>>4659780

-ruined. Fuck. Tonight isn't my night.
>>4659802

Thing is, I don't get infections really. I've only had a yeast infection once, and that was because I was on some -cillin medicine. Never had a UTI, never really anything. Just acid-vag.

>>4659780

Vaj juice is basic. Pee is acidic. Wipe yo coochie after you use the restroom. Every time.

>>4659633
>change panties more often

What? Or you could, y'know, fork out a couple of dollars and wear a panty liner every day.

>>4659871
Pretty sure vaginal fluid is usually acidic. Urine can vary between acidic and alkaline depending on diet & health, though the first leak of the day is usually acidic.

>>4659633
Oh, I remember reading that thread. I didn't stick around long enough to learn that stuff, though. Thanks, anon!

>>4659880

I don't know where you're getting this from, but I'll just assume you know more than I do.
I just remember Sex Ed mentioning that vaj juice was basic, in order to flush out the acidity of a woman's pee and facilitate conception.

>>4659906
No, semen is basic, vagina is acidic.

>>4659913
Is that true? I've never heard that, but it's kind of interesting.

I'm proud that this board isn't filled with a bunch of bitter virgins. Now you guys from /a/ /v/ /co/ /g/ /jp/ or whatever can't say the same.

I wish I could filter that picture. And yes, I hate them too.

>>4659479
I don't like my guys hairy, so it's not OK for guys in general. At least not for mine. World ok again?

>>4659425
What I find amusing is that, although the stereotypical /a/non is seen as a fat neckbeard, /cgl/ is more overweight than /a/, based on both board's /fit/ threads. /a/ is mostly skiny-fat guys who need to build some muscle, while on /cgl/ there are those who actually need to lose weight.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opZCUT8AFE0

>>4660250
Do we have stats for that? I weigh 110lbs.

I find it sad that the gross threads on cgl give much more information about the women's body than the entirety of health and sex ed classes I've ever had in school.

All it basically boiled down to 'sex is bad, smoking is bad, drugs is bad, alcohol is bad, plus AIDS and some other STDs, Oh, and here's the miracle of birth video.'

>>4660250
>implying basement dwelling neckbeards feel the same need to lose weight as people who cosplay in public.

I'm a girl an that whole thread fucking disgusted me. I never get smegma like that. I get a little bit of white discharge that ends up on my panty liner, but never stays on my body. I also shave everything below the bellybutton. All the hair is gone, always. Baby smooth is the way to go. I've never had to deal with red bumps of ingrown hairs and shit. I guess I'm lucky.

I also bathe every day. Perhaps that's why I don't get smegma but, if that's what not showering gets you, then fucking GROSS.

personal hygiene people.

>>4660250
That's a stereotype only because cosplayers/lolitas and women in general are more worried about weight and appearance.

The only thing really true about /a/ is that the majority of them are male. Can't say for others since I've lurked there for years and the few /soc/ or survey threads I've seen have been surprising, if even half of them were true.

>>4660261
>>personal hygiene people.
>>Implying bathing everyday will balance out internal bodily functions dictated by heredity, diet, and other biological factors that contribute to the overproduction of mucus.

You may have lucked out, but if there's anything I learned from that thread, some bodies require more maintenance to achieve the same results.

>>4660255
No, I'm really just making observations based on what /fit/ threads, so it doesn't include the posters who don't care about the /fit/ threads, or those with no weight problems. Its just that it seems like most /a/nons in those threads are looking to gain weight, while more seagulls are trying to lose weight.

Of course there is plenty of room for me to be wrong. /fit/ threads are more common on /cgl/, and more posters here care about them than on /a/.

I'm around 6'2'' and 145 lbs, but I'm not really a regular here or on /a/.

I want to thank all the people who originally posted those "gross" things. Some of them happen to me too and now I don't feel as bad about it.

>>4660269
Yeah, so, bathe every day and carry baby wipes with you for a freshening up during the day. Not that hard.

I don't really give a shit because I know that most of the other boards have conversations that are just as bad, if not worse. Like the threads on /a/ asking which K-On girl has the greasiest shits or NSFW Pony threads on /co/.

>>4660269
All I have to say is this..

http://youtu.be/DfnKVPhIU90

>>4660292
I haven't come across anything as bad as this on /m/, but that's probably because we are too busy arguing about what is /m/.

>>4660283
Constantly wiping and cleaning out the area may stimulate the mucous glands to produce even more, since, ya'know, the vajayjay isn't meant to be dry and clean as a whistle. It's a self cleaning organ and that's why douching isn't generally recommended.

Personal hygiene is there for personal comfort and, yes, it is generally healthy. However, it is not an end all solution because the human body is rarely that clear cut.

Point is, not all girls who have these symptoms are slobs who forego personal hygiene. In fact, they wouldn't care about personal hygiene so much if it were so. But baby wipes and soapy baths are far not permanent solutions.