I'd give her alcohol

or you know, you could not be a douche.

wtf is up with the sachie love.

>>4618839

i would buy her alcohol
i dont give a fuck if shes a bad person

>>4618998
spoiler alert shed fall for any half alpha acting nerd

Following trip fag posters to be made in queue:

Itaqueen
Soviet

so much jelly in this thread

I get the feeling this anon is trying too hard. It was funny at first but then it just turned into circle jerking and using it as an indirect way to make /cgl/ your personal army.

MORE these are funny and I can't sleep

Someone do yukapon lol

I know her well but too lazy to do the shoop.

Agreeing with this >>4619016 anon. Tenleid made sense in the moment because she was a rude bitch.

>>4619001
Oh come on.

>>4619011
I come back to you accusing someone of being me in one thread and you picking up the I CAN'T SPELL THIS GIRL'S USERNAME shit too.
There is a U.
Use it.

I'm pretty excited to see my poster. Kind of curious what you're going to put.

>>4619013
nobody is jelly of high school kids. sorry to burst your bubble

these are just sad. someone actually took the time to make these.

>>4619016
nobody is trying hard. the posters arent meant to entertain. rather, it's the way i see it. my words are the law. take your butthurt somewhere else

>>4619029

All it takes is someone who hates another person enough and if they have enough free time. It's summer, and a lot of impressionable 16 year old kids are on the internet.

>>4619022
no. because she isnt a trip on /cgl/

>>4619026
i dont think i can make a poster of you anymore, you're too fat to fit on the screen. my computer has a small resolution and can only fit thin people

Some fat ugly anon sure is projecting a lot.

>>4619036
All the better. I understand. There's not enough bullets to make it worth it. Fat and frumpy only goes so far.

>>4619031

>my words are law

lol no

>>4619032
i like summer fags. you all year around fags need new hobbies and things to do with your time instead of circle jerking all year around. faggot.

>>4619036
You sound like a 12 year old. Not even the insults but your delivery of them sounded like they were coming out the mouth of a child.

I'm actually surprised by the fact I don't have one of these yet. I thought people hated me more then tenleid.

>>4619032
summer fags have lives outside of /cgl/. you regulars on /cgl/ dont. nasty hambeast you.

>>4619001
>>4619008
>fat hambeasts

>>4618839
>rumors, 4.5 best, character traits that nobody can confirm

>>4619002
>sucks dick for coke

>>4618998
>fails to gain e-fame on /cgl/ while everyone in /cgl/ knows who it is

Confirmed for jelly tripfag vendetta.

>>4619043

Exactly my point. It's summer. The kids are out to play.

>>4619042
>>4619045

Confirmed for underage faggot troll. Reported your posts

My question is;

Are any of your lives REALLY effected this much by these people? So much wasted energy on hating someone you probably don't even know.

I don't see wha the big deal is, don't most tripfags want one of tese things anyways to see what people would say about them? We're all attention whores, negative attention is still attention

>>4618839
>sucked dick in high school
I don't see that as a negative factor... High school kids are known for their sexual promiscuity.

>>4618998
>supposedly had sex with her dog
Um... SUPPOSEDLY you fuckwad. That means it most likely didn't happen.

>4.5/10
Really? You're so confident you know how attractive people are that you're using decimals?

>>4619001
You call that a hambeast? Are you fucking kidding me?

You're poster is based on her eating habits? Wow... how fucking lame are you?

>>4619040
Hope you like it.

>>4619069
>>4619069
>You call that a hambeast? Are you fucking kidding me?

whoa whoa ... are you counter-trolling me? haha, good one!

>>4619002
Underageb&

>>4619070
I'll save that. :)

I see you couldn't form any better insult that LOL U FAT.
Out of material already?
Maybe you're just tired. You've spent /all fucking day/ on here insulting people on how fat they are. One person job as it is, I'm sure you exhausted.

>>4619055
Hence why I don't see why there needs to be 500 pages about PT. Only maybe 30 people on /cgl/ have to see her at conventions, if she's so ugly, why do you keep posting her delusional ass?

Other than her being way older than the average, she's just like every other damn weeaboo.

I can understand TZP getting posted because they're just plain scamming people out of cash, recent dramu, shit cosplays etc, but dragging on shit that everyone by now knows about, about people that don't care about you, you don't care about them other than OMG THEY'RE SO REPULSIVE/DELUSIONAL/EVIL? Really? You're going to waste ten minutes minimum a day, 5 hours a month, 60 hours a year whining about how fat, sexually active and ugly someone you don't know is?

>>4619071
Go play outside sweetheart. I'm sure your dollies are waiting for you.

>>4619070

You must have a shitty CPU. No, really..that picture is 547KB.

Get out, you're not even funny

>>4619053
Somebody called the hambeast waaah-bawwlance.

>>4619063
over 13 dicks! is that normal for teenage girls nowadays?

>>4619079

>she still thinks her joke is funny

in b4 racism, the income tax bracket i file in, my bitch, and the clique i claim

>>4619080
LOL yes actually.

>>4619080

That's pretty creepy that you keep up with what a bunch of underage kids do for fun

>>4618998
I gotta say, I know AI, She's quite nice, very considerate, and fucking adorable. So, think what you will, whatever you say won't be diminishing what I think of her. Never once was she a dick to anyone we hung out with, nor condescending. And who cares if she engaged in some perversions, everyone has 'em.

/whiteknight.

ITT: Jellyfag tries to dish dirt and ends up making an ass of him/herself.

Nothing different, same shit happens daily on /cgl/

>>4619077
Are you mad, you homo-sex spic.

I've got seven on the fort...

>Sucks dicks in exchange for alcohol.

I'm gonna need a lot more information related to this.
Speaking of which, throwing a room party this year Luffy?

>>4619085
Oh wow. You are just flowing with the childish insults aren't you? It's kind of cute. How are you honey?

>>4619085

I'm just letting you do all the work for me, keep posting lol

>>4619080
Group of people I was friends with when I was 13 wanted to grow up and be porn stars or Amsterdam hookers. They refused to eat lunch because it made them fat and they told everyone they were obese when they averaged at 5'5" at 110 lbs.

Who gives a fuck if some kid sucks 13 dicks in high school unless you're related to her.

>>4619085
Awhh. I guess you didn't think I was fat enough to be bad.
Just had to squish my photo there, hm?

I also like how you used the decent photo. It's so cute how sweet you are to me!

>>4618839
>ITT: OP B'awwws because chick will blow anyone but him.

tripfags gonna trip.

>>4619081
>in b4 racism, the income tax bracket i file in, my bitch, and the clique i claim

I don't think so, Rodriguez. Not with your minimum wage job, plus your side income of cutting grass

Laybe we could go inside, Bertha...

>>4619096
Owow! You're making fun of him for being a spic! Hold on, my kidneys are bursting from laughing too hard.

Jesus man, let it go.

>>4619099
Isn't it cute? The child thinks they can insult.

>>4619099

You really suck at samefagging Masa, just FYI.

>>4619096

I'm sorry I didn't find you attractive but sometimes I have to say no. :l

Standards are a wonderful and terrible thing at the same time, I apologize. I'd buy you a starbucks to tide things over, but I wouldn't want to give you the wrong impression that I'm hitting on you or anything.

What about a handshake? I promise I'll only sneeze once before we shake.

>>4619084
I'm pretty sure I know who you are. You're one disgusting as fuck pizza face Asian.

>>4619100
>>4619099
Not Masa, I'll put on a trip just because this thread is terribad and OP really should feel bad for it.

>>4619104
Uhh, no, sorrah bro. I'm German, nowhere near Asian.

>>4619105

It is a terrible thread, but absolutely nobody likes Masa. Stop trying to whiteknight yourself.

>>4619105
Didn't say you were?

>>4619107
I think masa's alright :<

>>4619105

No no, it's okay. I don't need help. D:<

I appreciate the sentiment but..

>>4619107

What?? Okay now that's just not true. I have friends you know. :p

>>4619109
inb4 sandwich is masa

>>4619103
Long, convoluted post to >>4619096 's post.

Admit it beaner, you're 24. Still running around cons - with the same costume you bought 5 years ago.

Working at some minimum wage job and hoping to make new friends on /cgl/

You're one gay homo sex.

>>4619107
I don't know the /cgl/ tripfags, mostly on /co/,/ck/, or a few other boards. While I don't like him, I really don't care about any of the /co/ tripfags. Seriously.

This is just like everyone hating on PT. Seriously, who gives a fuck? Ignore her, she goes away, kinda like my tumor.

>>4619115
Same happened to Zerodomon. She's been posting one thing a month tops since everyone's ignoring her on /cgl/.

>>4619112
Nice ass.

>>4619113
>>4619109
It's okay. I never had an issue with him either. He seems alright.
Feel kind of bad for him. The spic jokes have got to be annoying.

also: saging. obvious why. I suggest to same out of everyone else, but I understand some people won't anyway.

These were kind of fun to read, but I expected much better insults than what were posted.

>>4619117
Ha~

Masa comes across as an awful spic.

His parents illegally jumped across the barb wire fence to give him a potentially bright future but he spends his time taking naked pictures of himself and his ass for his gay homo lovers and talk on an image board full of hambeasts.

Huh?

>>4619122
Because they were made by teens who don't know how to put together a coherent and GOOD insult.

>>4619125
You've been touched as a child haven't you? Have you been sexually abused? I'm guessing it was your gay brother or something... right?

>>4619125
I'm sure your parents would have done the same for their child if they lived in a drug riddled, war tor-- Oh wait...

Well, I'm sure you would do that for your chi-- Oh wait...

Never mind, keep being a sad excuse for a sentient being.

Who gives a fuck what he does with his life? If he wants to inject heroin into his sack while running down an LA street screaming about the End of Days, who gives a fuck. It isn't your life now is it? Obviously, you don't have one, otherwise you wouldn't be concerned about it. Choose someone more interesting to live vicariously through.

>>4619122
Funny insults are okay, but the best insults are stabbing truths that make people cry a river.

And Masa knows deep down he's a useless spic still working a minimum wage job at 24 and NOT furthering his education.

wat

>>4619132
Like most people that live in America? At least he has a job when thousands of people can't due to our fucked up economy.

>>4619132
And? You're on a board about cosplaying bitching about a useless spic working a minimum wage job and posting homosex pictures.The more useless of the two is fairly obvious to see, which makes your argument moot.

>>4619129
>Who gives a fuck what he does with his life? If he wants to inject heroin into his sack while running down an LA street screaming about the End of Days, who gives a fuck. It isn't your life now is it?

Why do you care, that I care about Masa's life?

The fact is, I don't care about Masa. But he's a faggot, and I can call him out on it.

>Obviously, you don't have one, otherwise you wouldn't be concerned about it. Choose someone more interesting to live vicariously through.

Stop projecting onto me. You live vicariously through him because you're white knighting - oh nevermind. It's Masa posting. Ha ha, you same at same fagging Masa.

>>4619114

>Admit it beaner, you're 24.

Get it right, my birthday is this sunday. I'm allowed this last week fool. :D

>Still running around cons - with the same costume you bought 5 years ago.

And how is that any different from the fun you have? You likely go to cons too. Not my fault you don't have as much fun as I do.

Besides, a lot of those shorts have seen a lot of interesting things and adventures you will never see or do in your lifetime. That to me makes them more important than anything you could've accomplished.

>Working at some minimum wage job and hoping to make new friends on /cgl/

Ain't you ever heard of no nursery rhyme song? Make new friends but keep the old.

You're just sad because you just-got-told.

>You're one gay homo sex.

No. I'm pirate as fuck.

>>4619132
It took me six months to find a job after I was laid off from my last one. And it's a low-end Burger King one. Mind you I lived in my own apartment those six months while still in college. I got groceries like once a month in order to still afford rent, and when I moved out I got a job about two weeks later. I've never felt the same feeling of being relieved and so pissed off.

>>4619136
Difference between you and I - I'm not emotionally invested in. I come from a place of amusement, while you're butt hurt as fuck.

Cry me a river, hambeast.

>>4619137
Jesus, this is worse then /b/. No, I'm not Masa, I'm not white knighting to protect him, I am however posting because you're an annoying prick who's further shitting up a board already rife with drama. Yeah, I'm feeding a troll, but who cares, I'm bored.

Keep shouting "HURRR DURR SAMEFAG," I'm going to keep posting and calling you a retard.

aww /cgl/ is just as catty as i remember.
good to know.

>>4619146

On behalf of my behind being blasted to overblown proportions on /cgl/, I apologize.

>this thread

it had potential, what the hell happened?

>>4619148

I did. I didn't like this thread, so I figured I'd trash it.

>>4619145
>trying to make /cgl/ a better place

ah, the last hambeast refuge on the Internet.

>>4619152
not at all. you're just a boring spic

>>4619147
aww don't apologize to ME.
i wouldn't have it any other way. other people, i'm not so sure.

>>4619145
>I'm going to continually go NO U way past the point of psychosis

Okay, so you're not a samefag. There just happens to be two people on this board with the same debilitating form of board-destroying cancer as Masa. Really.

>>4619153

HAMBEAST RAT SHIT BUTT HURT BAT SHIT SPIC MINIMUM FAGGOT WAGE SIXTY WHITEKNIGHT NIGGERS GAY HOMO SEX GO CLIMB A WALL OF VICARIOUS DICKS

There, I've exhausted most of your insults. :0

>>4619159
not yet.

>>4619145
Why so angry and hurt? It's sad to see your fellow whale kinsmen get insulted, no? Sit down and tell me how you feel.

>>4619160

You should post your face. :0

>>4619159
You try too hard Masa. You'll never be cool as, say, Mika.

>>4619162
>trolling at 5 in the morning

living the dream

>>4619171
>time zone

>>4619171
I'm sure you small retarded brain knows that not everyone lives in the same time-zone.

Or... I could be wrong. You may be that stupid.

>>4619165

Nah. Trying too hard would be to solicit a sage-bomb and to show what 20 people saging a thread at once looks like.

I mean, I could do it but that would be trying WAY too hard for just a thread like this, lol.

>>4619001
I think I like her, there is really nothing bad about her. So she eats, you are acting like if nobody has ever stuffed their face with food.

>>4619192
shut your cake hole.

>>4619174
>>4619175
going by the timezone on 4chan obviously

I'd just like to pop in here to say I also think Masa's alright, and this thread is stupid.

>>4618839
Oh snap, do you have the full version of that?

I guess I'm the only anon who likes Masa?

>>4619302
i think hes a pretty cool guy

>>4619302
he's entertaining. Not a bad guy, dont see what the big deal is. Ive got more issues with the anons who clutter up the board with threads like these than I do with any trip.

And this made me lol at 4:23 in the morning.
Here anon, have a hedgehog. They always make me feel better. In fact, theres enough butthurt in here for two hedgehogs.

Of course, anywhere else this would fail. Only on /cgl/ does something like this become masterful trolling.

No respect.

This whole thread is hilarious. Though I think someone's compensating. Hard.

stay classy /cuggle/

>>4619306
>brown nosing

typical of b-o-y

Masa, you are the only fucking tripfag I want to get the fuck out of /cgl/ and never come back. You insert yourself into every thread you can manage in the most invasive way possible, knowing that the thread, no matter how legit it is (this thread not being an example...), is going to derail and turn into a giant bitchfest about you and get ruined.

I fucking hate your complete disregard for anyone or any topic.

Come on guys I am fatter then souviet！

Classy.

>>4619001
The thing that offends me most in this is the jpeg quality of that photo. Did you make this in MS Paint?

Stay classy /cgl/.

I have a present for you all.

>>4619531

bump

ah hahahaha, these are so funny

Times like this make me glad that only 2 people on this board would even know who I was if I started namefagging...

>>4619541
Post a picture then you fucking cunt

>>4619569
Quiet fattie, I had to re-size your picture because you're too fat and went over 2000 pixels

>>4619851
The real faggots aren't anon who post and go on their merry way but attention seeking tripfags that get butt hurt everyone they got called out on.

DEAL WITH IT.

>>4618839
more pixs of sachie!!!

>>4620477
still doesn't explain the jpeg compression artifacts. Sure you can resize the photo, but why fuck with the image?

Poor form.

>>4620518
Hey fattie, if you can re-size your cosplay picture to 222x568 px I'll happily update the poster for you.

>>4620529
why make the poster so big then? Sacrifice size over image quality any day, don't you know the photoshop rules?

>>4620518
>>4619569
Those aren't jpeg artifacts, it's from resizing the image disproportionately without anti-aliasing

Aren't you a web or graphic designer or some shit? I'd expect you to know this

>>4620539
It doesn't matter how you re-size, or what quality it is, you'll still be one, fat, blubbering land whale.

Lose some weight fattie, I could've sworn you were like 100 lbs before you balloon like a typical American pig.

>>4620550
>American

lol, ok. Do your homework anon.

>>4620554
You're a Canadian that sells shitty n-DS at during Anime North.

And STOP jabbing your fat fingers on the keyboard, you'll putting too much stress on the keys.

>>4620569
I'm getting tired of you pulling off the fatty card. Do you have anything else interesting to say?

>You're a Canadian that sells shitty n-DS at during Anime North.

lol, k. Made enough to pay for 2 cons. Flight, hotel, and tickets included.

>>4620578
Ladies and gents, this is Corky-lunn in 2009.

Within a span of 2.5 years, she has balloon to a behemoth of epic proportions.

Corky-lunn, did you eat twinkies every morning?

>>4620588
This thread is dumb and I am bored so I am gonna dump cosplay.

>>4620604
sup Crimson.

Speaking of Sengoku Basara, there were several Date cosplays at AN that I wanted to mention to you. Jesse didn't get a chance to take photos of them though.

>>4620588
That is alot of jelly roll donuts

>>4620611
There were several at Fanime too. And I loved them all~ Hopefully I shall see the ones you mentioned at... uhh... shit. I'm not going to FanExpo. Otakuthon? Atomic Lollipop? lol

>>4620615
poor corky D:

what happened to her?! maybe its a medical condition?!

some featherweight gundam~

GRIFFITHHHHH

>>4620622
The medical condition of eating too much donuts!

>>4620619
I'm thinking we might see them at AL.

A actual mash up between these would make me happy.

>>4620629
But who would wear such a complicated costume to a carnival/rave?

Motherfucking Okami.

>>4620619
Oh hey look its Kumoricon 2008

What condoms WOULD P. Hiddy use?

>>4620645
Crimson you're keeping this thread alive, noooooo

>>4620643
Is it? I just saw this pic and was like AWESOME so I saved it. I've never even been to kumoricon.

>>4620615
>>4620615
geez i d fuck the 2009 version.

>>4620647
ok, I'll stop. I just wanted to clear some drama out. I figure if I post 100 more pictures it'll autosage~ haaa

But if it starts again, I mean the pics are more interesting than the hate.

>>4620648
Yeah, That Captain Falcon is a bad ass.

>>4620661
actually, good point. keep dumpin

>>4620610
>>4620606
>>4620604
All was well until I got to the shoes. D:

>>4620661
Go away, fattie. Shoooooo~

>>4618839
who is she and was it 12 dicks at the same time?

>>4620705
Yeah I saved them in part because the shoes made me lol

Cianna is fat lol

Sachie my girlfriend's best friend, looked at me through her dark-lined eyes, "Loosen up, patsy." You would think the silly little bitch could read minds or something.

"Loosen up? We are on our way to a sex club, Alice." Her eyes brightened at the phrase. Sex club. Christ, almighty. "Edward, it's going to be fun. Stop being such a fucking tight ass." Alice wove her fingers through her boyfriend Jasper's hair, pulling him into a kiss. Tongue and everything.

"Sachie can you wait till we get there?" I hissed. "Hey, bro! This is pre-game, buddy." Emmett, my best friend and partner-in-crime, threw back a shot of Patron as his blonde bombshell girlfriend, Rosalie straddled his lap. "That's my monkey man," Rosalie cooed as she shoved her tongue down his throat.

Jasper pulled away from Alice's attacking mouth, "Ok, look, any of you fucking blow this, I'll take your asses with me. This is my boy. And this is his place of business. I mean, you know the phrase, what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas? Well, heavily consider that phrase and its meaning.

What happens at Club Erotica stays at Club Erotica. And Edward, I've known you since we were kids. If you fuck this up by getting all tight-ass on us, I'll hunt you down and kill you myself. Understood? We all agreed this was supposed to be fun." Jasper held up his fist for the bump. I bumped my fist to his, smiling. Emmett did the same.

>>4620759
that is the worst fan fic ever, anon

>>4619008
Don't know anything about her, but she doesn't look that fat to me.

>>4619001
>>4619008
Alright, I hate white knighting and all that bullshit as much as the next guy, and I don't know who these girls are so I have nothing to say about their character, BUT

holy shit you guys, they are not fat. The one cosplaying girl finn is chubby, but not fat, and neither of them are hambeasts. It's a little bit ridiculous to call someone fat because you don't like them, don't you think?