The next day I woke up in my bedroom. It was snowing and raining again. I opened the door of my coffin and drank some blood from a bottle I had. My coffin was black ebony and inside it was hot pink velvet with black lace on the ends. I got out of my coffin and took of my giant MCR t-shirt which I used for pajamas. Instead, I put on a black leather dress, a pentagram necklace, combat boots and black fishnets on. I put on four pairs of earrings in my pierced ears, and put my hair in a kind of messy bun.
My friend, Willow (AN: Raven dis is u!) woke up then and grinned at me. She flipped her long waist-length raven black hair with pink streaks and opened her forest-green eyes. She put on her Marilyn Manson t-shirt with a black mini, fishnets and pointy high-heeled boots. We put on our makeup (black lipstick white foundation and black eyeliner.)
“OMFG, I saw you talking to Draco Malfoy yesterday!” she said excitedly.
“Yeah? So?” I said, blushing.
“Do you like Draco?” she asked as we went out of the Slytherin common room and into the Great Hall.
“No I so fucking don’t!” I shouted.
“Yeah right!” she exclaimed. Just then, Draco walked up to me.
“Hi.” he said.
“Hi.” I replied flirtily.
“Guess what.” he said.
“What?” I asked.
“Well, Good Charlotte are having a concert in Hogsmeade.” he told me.
“Oh. My. Fucking. God!” I screamed. I love GC. They are my favorite band, besides MCR.
“Well…. do you want to go with me?” he asked.
I gasped.  

If you go through all 21 chapters you will be my hero.

Oh fuck, this brings back memories.

TROOOOOLLLLL IN THE DUNGEEEEEONNNN

Isn't her name Enoby?

Sooo...Harry Potter thread?

Keep going..

>>4603028
I loled.

>>4603022

>>4603034
>3 threads in one month

I think /cgl/ has had enough for now.

K. narrating this story on mic in
/cglchat2.

“DRACO!” I shouted. “What the fuck do you think you are doing?”
Draco didn’t answer but he stopped the flying car and he walked out of it. I walked out of it too, curiously.
“What the fucking hell?” I asked angrily.
“Ebony?” he asked.
“What?” I snapped.
Draco leaned in extra-close and I looked into his gothic red eyes (he was wearing color contacts) which revealed so much depressing sorrow and evilness and then suddenly I didn’t feel mad anymore.
And then…………… suddenly just as I Draco kissed me passionately. Draco climbed on top of me and we started to make out keenly against a tree. He took of my top and I took of his clothes. I even took of my bra. Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time.
“Oh! Oh! Oh! ” I screamed. I was beginning to get an orgasm. We started to kiss everywhere and my pale body became all warm. And then….
“WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!”
It was…………………………………………………….Dumbledore!  

I SOOOOOOOO want to cosplay Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way, but I'm afraid that it would be too obscure.

>>4603067
Do it and I will be your friend. Also, make sure you carry around one of those cat/dog toys that looks like a steak.

>>4603061
>thingie
I lol'd so fucking hard.
Obviously you've never had sex before my dear.

Someone explain... ?

>>4603078
http://myimmortalrehost.webs.com/

>>4603078
>>4603083

>>4603078
lol you're a retard.

Reading Chapt 5 in chat
Dumbledore made and Draco and I follow him. He kept shouting at us angrily.
“You ludacris fools!” he shouted.
I started to cry tears of blood down my pallid face. Draco comforted me. When we went back to the castle Dumbledore took us to Professor Snape and Professor McGonagall who were both looking very angry.
“They were having sexual intercourse in the Forbidden Forest!” he yelled in a furious voice.
“Why did you do such a thing, you mediocre dunces?” asked Professor McGonagall.
“How dare you?” demanded Professor Snape.
And then Draco shrieked. “BECAUSE I LOVE HER!”
Everyone was quiet. Dumbledore and Professor McGonagall still looked mad but Professor Snape said. “Fine. Very well. You may go up to your rooms.”
Draco and I went upstairs while the teachers glared at us.
“Are you okay, Ebony?” Draco asked me gently.
“Yeah I guess.” I lied. I went to the girl’s dorm and brushed my teeth and my hair and changed into a low-cut black floor-length dress with red lace all around it and black high heels. When I came out….
Draco was standing in front of the bathroom, and he started to sing ‘I just wanna live’ by Good Charlotte. I was so flattered, even though he wasn’t supposed to be there. We hugged and kissed. After that, we said goodnight and he reluctantly went back into his room.  

> I’m not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie.

>>4603092
Am I? How so?

On to reading Chapter 6.
The next day I woke up in my coffin. I put on a black miniskirt that was all ripped around the end and a matching top with red skulls all over it and high heeled boots that were black. I put on two pairs of skull earrings, and two crosses in my ears. I spray-painted my hair with purple.
In the Great Hall, I ate some Count Chocula cereal with blood instead of milk, and a glass of red blood. Suddenly someone bumped into me. All the blood spilled over my top.
“Bastard!” I shouted angrily. I regretted saying it when I looked up cause I was looking into the pale white face of a gothic boy with spiky black hair with red streaks in it. He was wearing so much eyeliner that I was going down his face and he was wearing black lipstick. He didn’t have glasses anymore and now he was wearing red contact lenses just like Draco’s and there was no scar on his forhead anymore. He had a manly stubble on his chin. He had a sexy English accent. He looked exactly like Joel Madden. He was so sexy that my body went all hot when I saw him kind of like an erection only I’m a girl so I didn’t get one you sicko.
“I’m so sorry.” he said in a shy voice.
“That’s all right. What’s your name?” I questioned.
“My name’s Harry Potter, although most people call me Vampire these days.” he grumbled.
“Why?” I exclaimed.
“Because I love the taste of human blood.” he giggled.
“Well, I am a vampire.” I confessed.
“Really?” he whimpered.
“Yeah.” I roared.
We sat down to talk for a while. Then Draco came up behind me and told me he had a surprise for me so I went away with him.

>>4603107
because, its obvious you havnt been on the internet long.

>>4603078
>Obviously you've never had sex before my dear.
Are you not familiar with My Immortal..?

>>4603114
Not knowing a shitty fanfiction means I haven't been on the internet that long? Ok.

Back to reading Chap 7, in cglchat2
AN: wel ok u guyz im only writting dis cuz I got 5 god reviuws. n BTW I wont rite da nxt chapter til I git TIN god vons! STO FLAMING OR ILL REPORT U! Evony isn’t a Marie Sue ok she isn’t perfect SHES A SATANITS! n she has problemz shes depressed 4 godz sake!
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Draco and I held our pale white hands with black nail polish as we went upstairs. I was wearing red Satanist sings on my nails in red nail polish (AN: c doez dat sound lik a Maru Sue 2 u?). I waved to Vampire. Dark misery was in his depressed eyes. I guess he was jealous of me that I was going out with Draco. Anyway, I went upstairs excitedly with Draco. We went into his room and locked the door. Then…………
We started frenching passively and we took off each others clothes enthusiastically. He felt me up before I took of my top. Then I took off my black leather bra and he took off his pants. We went on the bed and started making out naked and then he put his boy’s thingy in mine and we HAD SEX. (c is dat stupid?)
“Oh Draco, Draco!” I screamed while getting an orgasm when all of a sudden I saw a tattoo I had never seen before on Draco’s arm. It was a black heart with an arrow through it. On it in bloody gothic writing were the words………… Vampire!
I was so angry.
“You bastard!” I shouted angrily, jumping out of the bed.
“No! No! But you don’t understand!” Draco pleaded. But I knew too much.
“No, you fucking idiot!” I shouted. “You probably have AIDs anyway!”
I put on my clothes all huffily and then stomped out. Draco ran out even though he was naked. He had a really big you-know-what but I was too mad to care. I stomped out and did so until I was in Vampire’s classroom where he was having a lesson with Professor Snape and some other people.
“VAMPIRE POTTER, YOU MOTHERFUCKER!” I yelled.

>>4603118
...No

>>4603114
Why u mad?

>>4603121
Nah, the fact that you couldn't tell it wasn't someone real posting it/didn't bother to google any of it does, though. Just putting that name into google gets you multiple explanations, descriptions and reposts of the saga.

>“My name’s Harry Potter, although most people call me Vampire these days.”

>>4603121
http://encyclopediadramatica.ch/My_immortal

>>4603149
I was pretty sure it was someone posting it from somewhere else... My comment of loling was directed to whoever wrote it, not who posted it.

>>4603157
No wonder I didn't know what this was... I don't usually read fanfiction.

With that said, what does this have to do with cosplay or lolita?

>>4603157
WHAT? THIS IS SOMETHING SOMEONE ACTUALLY POSTED?! WTF....

>it was snowing and raining
Love it

>>4603219
Sometimes you gotta know that you can't simply just make this shit up.

i have fond memories from when i first read this...
there actually exists some very good fanfiction out there,
and also hidden gems like this

>I’m not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie.

Lolling so hard.

THIS IS MY NEW FAVOURITE THING.

Jesus tap dancing Christ.

/cgl/, what the fuck did I just read?

I mean, it is like every bad fan fiction rolled into one, and it has the audacity to have mildly good gramma and spelling, yet the AN are complete shit.

This must be a work of pure trolling genius!

Oh shit, the audio version is fucking hilarious.

I got bored narrating it.
eff u gais.

>stop flaming my story
>If you flame that means your a prep or a poser
>the reason dumbledore swore is cause he had a headache ok?
>and on top of that he was mad at them for having secx

Oh god this audio is killing me.

Holy shit my mind is full of fuck after reading this. Is there moar?

>>4603356
ya. read thread ppl posted links

Oh god I literally just woke up as I have work very early today and this has made my day.

Thank you /cgl/

Post this to /lit/. I dare you.

>Good Charlotte are having a concert in Hogsmeade

I'm so shocked at how many people are just not discovering this....Maybe I just used to go on ED too much.

>>4603369
why? they're the ones who made it.

Admittedly, i skim through FF.net [i used to very often] and every time i skimmed passed that story...just the summary....fuck. so much funny. its one of those stories where you read the summary and instantly know how shit the quality is gonna be.

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/5724299/My%20Immortal/My%20Immortal%20%28chap%201-5%29.mp3

Highly recommended.

link to narrated story? i could use a bed time story

>I ate some Count Chocula cereal with blood instead of milk, and a glass of red blood.

>>4603391
It's on the ED page.

>>4603391
http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/bt/the-sage/fanfic-theatre

14-11

>>4603394

OH MY GOD IS THERE MORE OF THIS COMIC I WANT IT

>He was so sexy that my body went all hot when I saw him.
>Kind of like an erection only I'm a girl
>so I didn't get one you sicko

>>4603409

Damn, should have used my google-fu in the first place.
http://www.drunkduck.com/My_Immortal/index.php?p=605205

>My friend Bloody-Mary Smith

I am now utterly ashamed that I am a fan of My Chemical Romance.

>Voldemort gave me a gun

Fucking hell I'm dying....

>>4603446
You should have been ashamed long before.

At least choose a brand that puts effort into their music.

>>4603427

>Not being ashamed before-hand.

I made it to chapter 4.

I... I can't do it. I can't read anymore.

>>4603452
LOL I'm not in love with the band, I just like a couple songs, u mad?

>>4603475
>u mad

At you liking shit? That's like me being upset that you drive a crappy car. Its you that should be upset.

>Ron (although we call him Diabolo now

Fucking lol'd.

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE YOU MEDIOCRE DUNCES

>>4603478
Can't drive so that analogy has no meaning for me.

But whatever, I like every kind of music really.

>>4603503
>like every kind of music
Everyone says this, but it is rarely true.

Oh my god, where has this been my whole life.

>>4603506
Actually I do. Name a genre and I'll probably find something to like about it.

>>4603518
"I like every kind of music" implies you already like it, not
'I'd like it if I heard it maybe'.

Actually, the fact you like MCR probably means you don't have the mental capacity to dislike something, like a puppy or something.

Fucking cunt killed off Lupin... and made him a pedo.

>>4603529
Yep, u mad.

>>4603529
Calm down bro, it's only music.

God - a - fucking - dammit.

It's been a long time since I read this. Almost as good as John turning into a demon.

holy shit.

>>4603459

Read it all the way, man. Every other piece of written language will be a masterpiece from then on.

I've heard of this before but never seen the comic.

Read a few pages before I had to get ready for work and now the memories of the comic are making me giggle so much I can't actually apply eyeliner properly.

>Dumbledore had constipated the sideo tape they took of me naked.
>constipated
I fucking lol'd

FUCKIN' LOLZ

I have a very distinct feeling that this chick has been sexually abused before. Her hints of it in her story just scream 'teacher molested me'

>>4603581
She wishes.

>>4603575
sauce please.

Is this chick still writing? Where can I find her? I want to troll the fuck out of this chick.

>>4603586
>>4603423
An annon already posted the link right over there. Enjoy!

>>4603581
Welcome to the cosplaying community, enjoy your stay!

>>4603575

This is because Dumblydooor doesn't know what straight sex is like.

>>4603485
>The diabolo (commonly misspelled as diablo; formerly also known as "the devil on two sticks") is a juggling prop consisting of a spool which is whirled and tossed on a string tied to two sticks held one in each hand. A huge variety of tricks are possible using the sticks, string, and various body parts. Multiple diabolos can be spun on a single string.

Aw shit, it looks like the comic only goes to chapter 11 part two! Drat...

>>4603605
Hey hey, I resent that.

Reading the encyclopediadramatica article for this.
>Hedwig is no longer a pet owl, but Voldemort's bisexual ex-lover.

I'm so fucking tempted to read it now.

>>4603644
>Hedwig is no longer a pet owl, but Voldemort's bisexual ex-lover.
thisismyfetish.jpg

>>4603379
Seriously, what. I thought everyone knew about My Immortal.

>>4603668
I had no clue.

>>4603668
I'm with you.... how are there so many people out here who are just discovering Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way?

On the other hand, I'm feeling tempted to try and read this again instead of going to sleep. Damn you all.

I was laughing so hard I was crying when just reading the ED article. This.story........................................................... Is awesome!!!!!!11111

THE BEST THREAD ON THIS BOARD RIGHT NOW!

>Voldimint

He needs to make a toothpaste ad.

>>4603721
I love you

OMG,now I feel bad 4 not knowing about this fictional crap until now, Im laughing so hard XD, I think Ill cry If I keep reading...XD

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GD3DCI5WXjs&feature=player_embedded

Acted out by the Sims.... Holy shit.

>>4603562

Not really. Twilight still sucks after I read this.

>He started to run out of the place in a suicidal way

>Voldemort gave me a gun

Okay this is bothering the shit out of me.

Speaking of bad fanfictions, has anyone read one about Samus Aran that I *think* originated on 4chan? It was written about as badly as this one, and one of the things I remember from it is she was giving someone a boobjob.... I think, and the description was something along the lines of " Her boobs were wrapped around his dick like so many bumblebees"

I feel like this should be shared

No, there is no way this isn't a Troll, there are so many cliche mistakes throughout this whole thing that it has to be troll... it has to be.

thank you. for the love of god thank you. this is making our slumber party the best ever.

>>4603806
She's definitely not a troll. I had the pleasure of reading it while she was still posting, and the author notes were fucking hilarious. I'm fairly certain she was convinced we were the trolls.

Speaking of My Immortal, I was trying to remember the Twilight equivalent the other day. Anyone know the name?

>>4603904
The audio adaptation has the authors notes... so fucking funny.

I've always wanted one of my friends to cosplay Enoby/Ebony, while I cosplay John Freeman. Terrible fanfic cosplay group would be great.

OH god just read the hacker/troll chapter... EPIC

>>4603799
Face the Strange?

http://xdallyx.webs.com/

The bennet (Sp?) the sage reading of this from thatguywiththeglasses is amazing. I listened to all 40 something chapters. best waste of a couple hours of my life ever.


You guys should look up the spoof fanfic called "My Immobile" about a retard named beans

>>4603157

>dat Dumbledore pic with quotation

Fucking saved.

>>4603668
>>4603679

It's been a good while since its creation, and it was such a huge thing that everyone who knows about it automatically assumes that if you're on the Internet, you know what My Immortal is.

>WARNING: SUM OF DIS CHAPTA IS XTREMLY SCRAY. VIOWER EXCRETION ADVISD.

>I did sum advanced Biology work. I was turning a bloody pentagram into a black guitar. Suddenly the guitar turned to Draco!

Reading through this thread I can not help but feel shame... Seriously this many seagulls don't know My Immortal?

>>4603966
I never went to ff.net, not much of a fanfic reader so I'm extremely out of the loop as far as fanfiction dramu goes.

>>4603971
Yeah same here.

>>4603966
that's what I was thinking;
old shit is waaay old

>>4603575

mfw I imagine what her english teacher's must go through.

>>4603989
Pretty sure my sentence wasn't gramatically correct. That's what being up at 4am does. Night /cgl/...

>>4603407


>mfw watching any TGWTG video and accidentally clicking the drop-down menus

Bump, this shit needs to be spread to those who have not yet discovered it.

You will have the longest, hardest laugh of your boring basement dweller lives.

>>4603904
Moreover, someone who knows the author was drawing a My Immortal comic on smackjeeves and had eventually to stop because she was afraid she could find out, iirc.

pretty much mfw i read this.
never have I seen such an atrocity and yet wanted to continue reading it, just to say i did.

>Professor Slutborn

>He looks so sexy I almost had an orgy.

Newfags don't know about My Immortal.

I really don't know what to say.
Why have so few of you read this?
How old is it, 4 years? 5?
Shit.
Literally, old as the internet.

>>4603037
Is this Enoby cosplay?

>>4604326
>4-5 years old
>As old as the internet.

I lol'd

>>4604320
Not sure why it's such a big deal that people don't know about this.

>Voldemort gave me a gun. “No! Please!” I begged.

>“Thou must!” he yelled. “If thou does not, then I shall kill thy beloved Draco!”

>“How did you know?” I asked in a surprised way.

>Voldemort got a dude-ur-so-retarded look on his face. “I hath telekinesis.” he answered cruelly.

I knew Draco was probably slitting his wrists (he wouldn’t die because he was a vampire too and the only way you can kill a vampire is with a c-r-o-s-s (there’s no way I’m writing that) or a steak) and Vampire was probably watching a depressing movie like The Corpse Bride.

So.. many.. lulz! Can't take it!

>>4604428
Wait what the fuck...

“What have you done!” He started to cry wisely. (c dats basically nut swering and dis time he wuz relly upset n u wil c y) “Ebony Draco has been found in his room. He committed suicide by slitting his wrists.”

I thought he couldn't die that way?