I'm not gay but thanks for asking

Because I'm married instead?

Also why isn't this on /soc/?

Because I'm heterosexual and have a girlfriend.

I need to lose weight first

Because the guy I like has a boyfriend

Because I'm gay.

I do have one. We've been together almost 3 years.

All-girls school.

I don't have one because I'm straight

Cuz after we mated for the first time, I ate him.

I....don't even know why.

>>4542083
glorious.

also, >implying everyone on cgl is lonely like op.

>>4542087
why can i never green?

>>4542095
I ate it too? I never try to do green text, I always screw it right up. I find it easier to avoid all together.

>>4542100
I've only tried a couple of times simply because I've always messed it up. I think I'll try your method and just never use it.

>>4542100
>>4542095
>faggots

>>4542134
lol u mad? we were just having a nice little chat about how we sometimes mess up, did you have something to add?

>>4542141
lolol faggots don't know how to |>[green]greentext[/gren]

I do, picture related.

>MALE.
Also, this thread is stupid and reported.

/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL
Not
/cgl/ - Stupid Livejournal bullshit.

>>4542134
OHHH NOOOESSSS. Let me commence killing myself now. I is so butt hurt. I iz so jelly!

Seriously, most of the time I mess up green text is because of my nails. It'll be ok. *pat pat*

>>4542150
Lol you think we jelly, but he probably has a fug face.

>>4542187

It's subjective.

Because I'm one of these and no man wants me except for sex.

>>4542210
I'm more than 1 of these. Damn.

My boyfriend is younger than me. Delicious blonde hair blue eye shota. :3..

>>4542214
A lot of women are and don't doesn't stop them from lying about it to someone they "love" for the rest of their lives together.

Cosplay related.

>>4542210
....I'm attracted to these kinds of girls. What does that say about me?

>>4542201
Okay I take it back, his face isn't fug. It is too feminine for my liking, but he's still pretty good-looking.

>>4542033
I really like that font, what is it?

because i already have a girlfriend.

Because I was Co-Head of my schools gay Straight Alliance, and once you so much as associate with that group you are labelled gay, and no one wants to date you, even the gay people, but I am going off to college this fall.

>>4542222
That picture is fucking disgusting.

>>4542222
>that picture
...the fuck?

I go to an all girls' school, where I am a border.
I haven't seen a boy who isn't a relative in MONTHS.
... help.

>>4542222
Very true. I lied about alot of it to previous partners. But I was fully honest and all to my husband from the get go. We have been married for 5 years now. <3
And what is that a cosplay of? :S It just looks like one of those condom party/bragging skirts.

>>4542236
... Why did I put an apostrophe in?
Oopsie

>>4542230
Reminds me of "Why so serious?"

>>4542222

What the FUCK

I don't EVEN

Because I'd rather date women.
But: Too busy trying to avoid the creeper man stalking me to actually pursue a woman.

I don't want creepers.

Really it is that simple.

I simply don't know.
I've seen way uglier/stupider bitches than me get boyfriends. I'm not even picky at this point!
I've always been the odd one out by choice of my peers; I guess humans can notice when someone's "damaged goods".

but i do. he's silly~

Have no idea how to relationship.

As in, it is literally confuses me how it all works. Not for lack of trying because I've been asked out and have attempted, but it's just so uggh.

>>4542210
3- I have snake bites
8- I play video games, and I've played guitar since I was six
9- You're on /cgl/ smartie pants

>>4542283
The ones that will push most men away from a serious relationship are 2, 5 and 7 really.

I'm 14. I don't need a boyfriend. Let me grow a little please.
-My little sister

5 year relationship, fuck year

>>4542038
Here and I have (from >>4542210)


2,3,6,7,8,9

Guess the chart isn't right -shrugs-

Caption: Marriage oradym

>>4542210
>WTF
3) What's wrong with tattoos and piercings?
5) Who cares?
6) Fuck you, redheads is fine.
7) What's wrong with that?
8) liking vidya is fine.
9) well, I am asian so that won't be too bad.

Because I am not girl friend material. I'm too maternal in my affection. I don't do cutesy, girl friend things like text the person I'm flirting with cutesy things all the time and don't plan my weekends around one person. Plus, I don't put out. It's just not an interest for me.

Don't have the time, or emotional patience for one.
>Going to school for 12 credit hours in a spring semester right now.
>Working close to 20 hours a week.
>Play's WoW with any free time I have.

Plus I'm a whiny, egotistical whore who has a fetish for hands, and can't stand the sight of naked men.
Any takers?

>>4542289
How hot is she?

I do, we've been together for all of 2 weeks, but I still have one.

>>4542299
Sexy hands fetish master race here

Also: hair, eyebrows

>>4542299
>still playing WoW
I seriously hope you guys don't do this.

>>4542299
> can't stand the sight of naked men.

Thought I was the only one. I have seen men naked irl and the thought of their nasty veiny penis anywhere near me, let alone inside of me scares the shit out of me and in some cases makes me feel physically ill.
Not a lesbian either.

Guess I'm just going to have to have sex in complete darkness and no blowies.

>>4542309
Youmustbenewhere.jpg ?

>>4542313
Well I guess it explains why there's so many hambeasts.

Because I don't think I should be seeking the affections of other people until I learn to deal with my own self-loathing.

Because I'm to emotionally screwed to have one right now.

Because I watch anime

>>4542316
I know that feel.
Though, its probably never going to happen... We'll die from imminent heart failure together.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hS2I0Ha_fFQ

I have a boyfriend who sang this to me. I died laughing.

... I actually met him playing WoW, so... maybe other people can find others that way too. I'mma geek. ._.

Because I am not a homosexual.

Actually I do, so maybe I'm not worthy?

Because the only boys i like is either too old or have a crush on my sister :/

>>4542361
lol hambeast with a hot sister. Gotta love the look on the hambeasts face when her sister gets everything she wants other than food.

>>4542364
Yes, i'm really fat. 50kg on 175 cm is huge.

>>4542296
>3) What's wrong with tattoos and piercings?

Depends where they are.

>7) What's wrong with that?

Well...now I think about about it? Nothing. Awesome threesomes!

Because I'm married.

>>4542299
>and can't stand the sight of naked men.

sex in the dark? or a shit ton of foreplay?

>>4542380
Oh, just as bad, you're a stick. 110 pounds on 5'9" is fucking anorexic.

>>4542380

sister must have a cuter face with less deformities.
better ratio of tits to ass
hourglass figure

I could go on....

>>4542391
I'll let you judge.

>>4542423
Gonna need a behind picture before I can make a real verdict.

I'm kind of lazy to go make an effort to meet new guys. Eh, I'm in no hurry really. Boyfriends kind of take a lot of time anyways.

>>4542423
Body looks okay, from what I can see with that shot. Horrible sense of style, though.

>>4542423
Baby's first pushup bra

Because I'm asexual.

Unlike most girls
>I have standards
Not high standards, just standards.

not
homosexual

>>4542423

Clearly only around 15 years old.

>>4542423
bullshit that ain't you

I do have one. :D

No one's fabulous enough to have the honour of being my boyfriend.

gay cosplayers are hard to spot

Already have one~

I'm borderline asexual, so there goes my worth as a woman in most men's eyes.

>>4542427
My ass is ok.
>>4542431
Yes, sorry for that, had an awesome t-shirt on (in the same pink as my leggings) that didnt really show anything.
>>4542433
Second, to be exact. Its getting to small thought, thats why it looks a bit extreme.
>>4542442
14, but close enough.
>>4542455
It is

>>4542487
14? Get off of 4chan, you're my younger sister's age! This place is NOT for the likes of you.

>>4542493
I like the lolita-drama. Can't help it, girls need drama!

>>4542487

THEN YOU ARE TOO YOUNG FOR A BOYFRIEND.
Shouldn't you be playing hopscotch and dolls house?

Back when i was that age i swear girls didn't wear leggings and ultra mini jean shorts.
But then again, i am a 21 year old with the thought process of a 62 year old =[

>>4542499
True horror: I used to go to the local Starbucks on weekends to play board games (chess, go, etc.) with friends. One of our friends worked there. We used to count how many mother-daughter pairs came in wearing matching, skanky outfits.

I swear, there is nothing more horrific than a ten year old in booty shorts that match her mother's, down to the "JUICY" logo across the ass.

>>4542487
>10 years younger then me
Why boner...?

Because the guy I'm in love with doesn't want to be more than friends.

>>4542499
It might be that, but here in sweden the girls get boyfriends when they are 10. And im quite mature for being 14... But, i guess my time is coming ^__^

>>4542504
>reverse friendzoned

>>4542507
Why is it "reverse" just because it's a guy lacking interest in a girl? It's still just friendzoning.

Because I'm engaged.

>>4542504

Because I'm ugly and no guys seem to have an interest in me

>>4542506
All 14 year olds say that. When you're older, you will look back at yourself and facepalm. Ugh, the shit I pulled when I was 14. I was on my 5th boyfriend when I was 14, though, so I don't think it's too young to date.

because idgaf

>>4542442
I'm 18 and my body doesn't look half as developed as hers!
>howcouldyousaythat.jpg

I'm an AA with some hips and I look like I should be the 14 year old.

>>4542519
When I was 14 I was at full blown weeaboo phase. The only boys I even looked at were on paper.

The 14 year olds now a days are much too "mature" for their age.

>>4542519

I do think i am mature, most of my friends are a lot older than me and They all say it. But who nows, it might be them that are childish :P

I killed him.

>>4542506


ahhh you are from sweden?

That explains alot, being from the relationship capital of freedom. LET'S MEET UP KK!


But back onto clothing, tell me about it. Walking up guildford high street on a weekend or half term is like walking through a /b/ jailbait thread, but with more skin showing.

>Implying i hate it.

Cause I've upgraded to Husband.

I live in Canada.
Nuff said.

>>4542210
I'm almost all of these things.
Nobody gives a fuck.

>>4542423
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Because I hate myself and I'm suicidal so he left me.

>>4542312
Bi-fag here.

>WHY YOU NO LIKE PENIS

I'd rather suck a dick then eat a pussy. (Not that I have a problem with either).

When it comes to sex that is a different story. But ya I love giving oral as much as getting it (only if it's mutual). Plus guys are easier to get off.

I'm a narcissistic brat. And a little selfish. And irresponsible.

I'm okay with this.

i have a bf


you mad?

>>4542287
Disagree.
2-yes
5-if i have, why can't she?
7-i just told the girl i'm about to start dating that she can have sex with girls while i'm away from her (we'd be long distance till she graduates in december), and then while i'm near her as long as i get to be present

Because my waifu.

>>4542554
Well, at least your honest.

I have one.
pic related, it's us.

rd/miyu eat your hearts out.

I have one. I'm more for long term relationships anyhow. I've been single probably a total of two weeks since I began high school. Granted I probably stayed in my last relationship much longer than I needed to but I'm happy now so. :)

I have a boyfriend. And he's really cool, but the only thing I wish he did was talk to me more. It's not that he's rude, but it's just in his personality. He puts a wall up to everyone, including people he cares about. I'm hoping to get closer though, but you can't push/force people.

i'm a lesbian nyeehehehehe

>>4542543

1) Usually hates dad for whatever reason that may be. Shuns younger men or those within her age group. Has daddy fetish.
2) Batshit crazy bro will go crazy if you THINK about leaving, hanging out with friends, etc
3) Wannbe Edgy
4) Crazy. Also can't into regular DIET and EXERCISE
5) Have no problem with this as long as they don't bring them up to me.
6) I have no idea why this would be bad unless they aren't white redheads. No asian girl red isn't your natural color and no it doesn't look good on you.
7) More likely to leave you for a girl
8) Haven't had a bad experience with girls like this.
9) /\ /\ /\ /\
10) Explained in the picture.

Because I'm a fan of heteronormal relationships.

>>4542571

Thats what you get for dating heero yuy nerds

>>4542583
Oshi- Heero is his favorite Gundam character. What the fuck.
Honestly, I should've put two and two together earlier.

>>4542299
the easy answer there is just because you don't want one.

>>4542298
i saw no problem till "i don't put out"
really those other reasons you gave seemed more of pluses to me

Because no guys want to go out with a five foot tall fauxli.
At least around here they don't.

>>4542571
>I wish he did was talk to me more

Coming from a guy's perspective I just think it is this:

>You see or stay in contact with each other often.

He probably doesn't see a need to talk that much since it might bore you or he just doesn't see it as important.

I work everyday but do I need to tell someone else how my day went since it's the same stuff on a daily basis? I don't think so. I believe it might be the same thing in his case but then again I don't know the guy.

Reson i don't have a Girlfriend is due to breaking up from a long term relationship recently. So just sitting back and enjoying being single for a little while.

Because I'm way too picky.

>>4542592
Agreed. Though the cutesy thing is nice every so often, day in and day out of never ending text messages, phone calls and the like are most than a little tiresome.

I can't really figure out people who have no interest in sex, since it's one of the very few things humans are instinctually inclined towards. I can only imagine it being some manner of imbalance, physical or psychological.

This brings me to another point, why are there so many people with hobbies that line up so that this is a place they would visit claim to be "asexual." Granted, I know that one can be born in a manner where this is medically possible, but the odds of it are astronomically low. So people in this sort of fandom are either claiming it falsely, or legitimately asexual people tend towards cosplay and related fandoms...

I incline toward the first explanation, but I still wonder why.

>>4542610
and because i can't spell reason.

>>4542322
>>4542316
I commend you anons for being honest with yourselves and giving legit reasons

>>4542298
>I'm too maternal in my affection.
You care too much? Do you want to "fix" the person you are with?
>I don't do cutesy, girl friend things like text the person I'm flirting with cutesy things all the time
Fine by me.
>don't plan my weekends around one person.
You have friends and other obligations? What?!?!
>Plus, I don't put out. It's just not an interest for me.
What is this I don't even....

>>4542601
I do not understand this, do you mean to say that you look like you're 12?

I'm asexual.

>>4542632

>>4542601

...You are on 4chan...

Also pics.

I do and I've been living with him for two years. We're getting engaged.

All the nerd guys who want to date me want me to dominate them.

I'm not into BDSM.

All the regular guys I know aren't into scifi or costuming or vidya. And I really want someone I can share these hobbies with.

>>4542033
I do

I like lipstick lesbians.

Between going to school full time and working 30 hours a week getting into a relationship didn't seem fair to whoever I'd be dating...... Never really bothered me since I was so busy, but now I'm off from school until September and am bored as hell. =/

Why is every fucking hipster asexual now?

>>4542655
>school
>30 hr work week
>complains of not having any free time

>>4542650
I think we discussed this in the dom/sub thread a few weeks back. It's a common issue with nerdy guys. I think the bigger problem is that non-submissive nerdy guys have a greater than 50% chance of being obnoxiously over compensating for their nerdiness.

I have no idea, 4chan. I'm in shape, I have perfect teeth and no acne. I'd say I'm plain verging on tolerably pretty and all of my roommates say I'm very easy to get along with and don't have any annoying quirks.

Maybe I'm just boring.

>>4542664
It's a nice roundabout way of saying "I'm ugly as sin and the sheer sight of me would send a man plummeting down an abyss of insanity lovecraftian horrors could never achieve"

I have a boyfran, but he hates animu and manga except for mainstream bull that I don't watch like Bleach :(

I made him watch FLCL with me the other night and he had a wtf face on the entire time. Which was kinda funny, aheh. But he puts up with me and my antics, I just need to find out how to drag him to a con.

>>4542669
pics

>>4542664
>>4542667
I would tell you why, but you probably have never heard of it.

Fails to see how she was complaining...

Because I am asexual and, while people are interesting and fun to observe, I've no desire at all to be intimate with any of you.

>>4542669
Maybe you're just giving off the wrong signals, or are you not getting flirted with at all? I think this may be the bigger issue women are facing, too passive, or too aggressive in the flirting game. Takes a lot of balance, plus, if you're looking at nerdy guys, a lot have a problem making a first move, you might have to draw them out of their shells too!

>>4542606
yeah, it could very well be this

I actually got into an argument not long ago trying to explain this to some girls. They think its ridiculous, but they are thespians; those bitches are always a little crazy and never stfu anyway.

Because my boyfriend of 2+ years broke up with me a month ago....and is now dating my (former) best friend.

>mfw

Because he had to move back to the UK to take care of his grandmother. We spoke about doing something long distance but I felt it wouldn't be very fair to him or myself if we ended up meeting someone while the other was away that we could be close to, or be tempted by. We still talk regularly and care about one another so maybe when he gets back we'll get back together. I can honestly see myself marrying the guy one day too.

>>4542650
I hate sub-fags!
I'd probly date u, but i'm on the cusp of a relationship. sorry anon :(

>>4542690
HAHAHA

>>4542682
>I've no desire at all to be intimate with any of you.

That doesn't mean you're asexual just in a sexual rut. No one that you've seen rustles your jimmies at the moment.

Stop trying so hard.

>>4542670
asexual here. this can be true some of the time, but there really are a few of us who have zero desire to have intimate relationships. I can't speak for others, but the thought of having sex with someone, male or female, is about as appealing as having sex with a woman is to a gay man. I don't see why people complain about it, its less competition for everyone else.

>asexual

I just need to work out more

Also I can't really financially afford to be in a relationship right now. I can barely pay the bills.

>>4542716
Because asexuality is not even a little bit normal biologically. Animals are programmed to breed, resultingly, it's something that comes up in our thought processes from time to time. To have that be absent is strange.

>>4542716
>I don't see why people complain about it, its less competition for everyone else.

This. I don't understand why people get upset or offended over someone claiming they're asexual. I have so many more things in my life that are 100x better than sex. I just don't care for it and I doubt I ever will .. it doesn't bother me. I don't feel like I'm "missing out" or that there's something I don't understand.

People get so worked up about it though. Why? Why does what I do or don't do bother you?

You people think too much. If you've never had sex then you're expectations or "the thought of sex" might not be anything like what you think it is. Don't let your idea of the act eclipse the reality.

>>4542707
haha.jpg

>>4542750
because thats what losers who never get laid say too

>>4542753
Sex is so over-hyped. Sure its fun, but it is absolutely nothing like what the media told me it was like.

>>4542667
I actually don't like having a lot of free time, I get idle really easily, and I feel more validated when I'm busy.

My problem was more with it didn't seem fair to try and pursue a relationship with someone else when I'd only be able to see them maybe once a week (and pretty much every guy who seems interested in me wants more than that from the get-go.)

I end up finding the CREEPER fucks that are acting like normal guys for the short time we talk but then a few minutes later they are following some other bitch on the floor.

>>4542762
I think that when it's good, it's just like I thought it would be. Maybe better. Consistently good sex doesn't happen for me, though.

So much asexual hate up in here.
Can't I be free to do what I enjoy with out a penis or vagina in my face?

http://www.asexuality.org/home/overview.html

>>4542033
Because I'm not a gay.

>mfw guys aren't remotely interested in anything I like.

>>4542793
>>4542793
No.
Now suck my dick while i fuck dat ass

>>4542799

Don't push your interests on them and slowly try to get them interested in what you like in small doses.

See what happens

>>4542033


just because I cosplay as gay characters doesn't make me gay!

>>4542799
3+ Billion Males on the Earth.
Zero have your interests?

Unlikely.

>>4542664
Not asexual. Just Canadian and surrounded by BETA males all day errday, eh.

captcha : Les eviter (French for : Avoid them ) DERPDERP

>>4542762
this. it really wasn't that impressive. I'm more satisfied getting myself off.

also no boyfriend because idgaf and don't want the drama. I'm sure if there were someone who felt the same way I do (regarding intimacy and interests and things) then it would work out, but until I meet that person I'm going to stay single. Just not worth it to me.

>>4542817
>Canada

I think I found the problem

Move to a real country like Brazil.

>>4542801
Can I at least get to know you first? Maybe talk over some fast food before I have all my orifices filled?

>>4542830
If I really had to move, it'd prolly be to the south though.
I have familly in arizona and texas..

I do. I am going to spend the night over at his house this weekend.

>>4542793
Nope. Like the shitty ADHD and Asperger's crisis' we're apparently experiencing. I don't believe in this shit outside of the diagnosed birth defect or diagnosed hormonal/psychological imbalance.

"Can experience sexual arousal, but has no interest in fulfilling it with a partner." More like "too scared of human interaction, rejection, or any number of other common fears."

The fact that it is common in a place where social outliers gather is strong evidence that this is a correct assumption.

>>4542817
i hate u cause u think you're the shit but u r not

Because my choosing to stay sexually ignorant repels guys. Not for religious reasons, I just have an iron deficiency that takes away my libido, so i feel no reason to fuck

>black
>guys that usually want me are ghetto as fuck
>guys I want don't want a black chick

>>4542845
I spend every night at my bfs house.

>>4542854
Take iron supplements, receive libido, better memory and more energy?

>>4542832
ughhh if you must...

>>4542857

that's nice. I love my boyfriend but I also like my own space and alone time. so it works out.

Because the guy I want to spend my life with is in a happy relationship. He's been with his girlfriend for three years now. They're getting married soon.

Cuz the guy I am after has a girlfriend right now *le sigh*

I hope I can convince him to break up with her (He is only staying with her because they aren't really in a bad relationship, but at the same time he isn't really fond of her. He is just to nice, Imma have to smack a bitch)

>>4542855
>>guys that usually want me are ghetto as fuck

where are you from?

>>4542817
>Just Canadian and surrounded by BETA males all day errday
Eh... Looks like you need to move to a place with more alphas. I know a city with at least 1

>>4542846
Pretty much anything except vanilla could be considered a defect or imbalance.
Although personally I feel no sexual arousal at all and dislike that because I do want a partner, I just don't like the idea of doing something I have no interest in unless I truly loved and trusted someone.
I still like most people hope to have kids and be with people I love I just don't get tingly in my nickers over people, and that shouldn't be considered bad.

Well, I don't think I'm hideous or anything, but I'm a fatty. Also, I don't really have the inclination to schedule my life around any one person, which is why I've shot down most hopefuls. Anyone I've every been genuinely interested in just considers me a bro, which while occasionally frustrating, suits me just fine.

>>4542877
well my bf and i are clingy as fuck, so it works out for us too!

>>4542674
This is probably a bad idea, but here. I cropped out my grandpa.
>>4542684
I'm not getting flirted with at all. I don't consider myself passive, if I like a guy, I'll talk to him. Maybe I don't come across as wanting a relationship, but I also don't want to seem, I dunno, clingy? Desperate? I'd rather have a friend than repulse someone as being needy.

>>4542892
Maryland near D.C
Mix a bunch of ghetto blacks and hispanics into some rich whites and there ya go.

It's so hard for a crossplaying effeminate male to get a girlfriend. Although it'd be nice to find another effeminate crossplaying male.

W-We could be like cute together and dress up and hug and stuff.

I'll just go back to /jp/.

>>4542846

There are people that genuinely have no attraction to others. And honestly? People insisting that "you're just scared, or you haven't met the right one yet" are about
as stupid as those who tell gays/lesbians that they
just haven't met the right heterosexual partner yet.

No, fuck that shit. Newsflash, just like not all guys are into vaginas, and not all chicks are into dicks, not everyone is interested in having something stuck into them/sticking something into someone else, sorry if your gonads cannot handre this fact.

>>4542946
Low quality picture but you look just as you said, in shape with a nice face and such. I dont see the issue.

>>4542972
Grandparents have a crap camera, but that's my most recent non cosplay photo and I'm not posting cosplay photos.

>>4542969
>implying homosexuality isnt a choice

"WAAHHH I WAS BORN THIS WAY"

no you're a little faggot attention seeker.

>>4542563
Red and Miyu make me rage. It's because of how jelly seeing them together makes me. I mean how could I compete with a girl who's perfect looking and efamous? I had to drop my trip for this, sorry. I actually care for you Red. She's gonna get bored with you eventually and break your heart. But I'll still be here.

>>4542979
>not posting cosplay photos
>on a cosplay board
why not?

also how tall are you?

>>4542986

I'm five six and a half. The half really is important.

And I'm kind of new to costuming, so my costumes aren't brilliant. My tender feelings couldn't take being ripped apart on them.

>>4542983
sup dickies

because no one wants me :( fml
i only had 1 bf in my entire life ,and we broke up after 2 years... except him,no one ever asked me for a date ...

>>4542997
Oh ok thats not tall, the picture makes it look like youre more around 6'0 or so

also, just do it <3

>>4543001
Unfortunately I'm not him. I'm still trying to get over it. He's a douchebag.

>>4543018
I wish I was an inch or two taller. I think five eight is the perfect height.

>>4542983
Dropping my trips for this too.
It hurts to watch you go around with her, red, because we know you'll end up with a broken heart. I just have this terrible feeling about her. I don't like her, at all and i'll hate her when she'll break you carelessly.

Had one for almost 2 years, broke up with him mutually about 3 months ago, right now just enjoying the single life. I'll probably try dating again when fall classes start.

Because I'm shy and my gaydar is broken.

>>4542950

Could I get a pic? In character or not?

I might over there in a few months.

>>4542563
Guess you are cheating on me

Might as well trip it up

I want to make a correction

>>4543071

>I might BE over there in a few months

>>4543039
As long as trips are being dropped.
Maybe you should wait and get to know her before deciding you don't like her. Just sayin'.
I'm happy for red. From the looks of things she is making him really happy. As long as my bro is happy I'm ok with her too.

Because I don't want any of my old ones back and I'm not interested in the new boys currently interested in me. The boys I do like will never happen.

Also I'm pr0 at deflecting intimate/flirty/romantic events.

Because I won't put out and I'm according to most guys I'm too innocent.
>mfw

>>4543116
>Because I won't put out and I'm according to most guys I'm too innocent.

I'm gonna guess and say you are 13-17?

>implying women can be FOREVER ALONE
>mfw

>>4543116
>mfw I know that feel

>>4543036
>>4543036
Your height seems to fit you well

>>4543122
Nope. I'm 22.

The only guy I like is a tight ass who will never give me a chance because I'm not a virgin.
We're both 22 and he's a virgin, but I lost mine at 17 to a guy I really loved; a memory I don't want to forget about.

I do fucking EVERYTHING for this guy, from cooking him dinner, to doing his work for him, to washing his clothes, from being really romantic and flirty to being cold and playing hard to get, but he insists he just wants to be friends.
He says that if he went out with me it would just be because he's lonely, not because he likes me, which is pretty fucking infuriating. He hit on my best friend (who is a lesbian) right in front of my goddamn face yet he goes on and on about how much of a gentleman he is.

I'm not ugly nor am I a hambeast and there are a lot of other guys who I know are interested in me. I know it's stupid but this is the only guy I want to be with.

>>4543157

I've never heard that said about women in their 20s. You certainly are a rare flower indeed.

>>4543159
Guy has clearly stated he just wants to be friends.
Are you saying he doesn't have a right to flirt with your friends just because you can't accept that answer?

You are the one being unreasonable, no one is making you do all that stuff for him except yourself.

>>4543159
then move the fuck on.

>being over 20 and still a virgin
Oh wow.

>>4543159


Move on and when he tries to crawl back into your life tell him to fuck off.

taking applications ladies ;)

Because the boy I like lives too far away.

>>4543159

It's quite possible you're a complete idiot and that's why. Seeing as though you won't back off a guy whom, for whatever reason, wants nothing to do with you romantically.

Hate to be blunt about it, but that's what it looks like.

>>4543177
He asks me to do all that shit for him though, it's not like I just randomly do it.
Except for cooking, which he usually just comes over and helps himself to.
Still I like him too much to say no to anything he asks.

It's pathetic, I know, but I've been trying to move on for 8 months and at this point I've just accepted it.

I don't REALLY want a boyfriend, but I still feel defective because I'm 20 and I've never had one. I have loads of friends with whom I'm emotionally intimate, and there are three men with whom I've been sexually intimate. The only time I've ever been really hurt was when I combined emotional and sexual intimacy. I'm not particularly keen on repeating that incident, so why not keep the two things separate? Furthermore, the men that interest me are only rarely interested in me, and the only man who ever liked me back in a romantic way has clinical depression. I have also mapped out what takes place in my head whenever I encounter someone I find really attractive.
>Holy SHIT, that guy is too hot to be straight. Or single. I should ask him out or talk to him or...NO. No I shouldn't. He's so attractive he probably has girls following him around all the time. Skinnier, prettier girls. He would never be interested in someone like me. What a jerk! I shouldn't even talk to him. The only guys who ever like me back are screwed up, so even if he DID like me I wouldn't talk to him! Who needs guys anyway? I'm independent! I'll show him who's boss. Just let him TRY to hit on me. That asshole comes walking in here with his symmetrical face and his clothes that fit...I'll show them. I'LL SHOW THEM ALL!
And now you know why I'm single even though I love sex, I play video games, and I have a black girl's ass on a white girl's body.

>>4543194
lol your the asian tinytrip

>>4543159

If I may ask, what makes you continue the chase? I know you girls love to chase and fight for guys, but this is quite absurd. He might either be scared of the attention (hell, he is a virgin) or he is just not interested.

My guess is that he is scared. Being a virgin at 22 can't be easy for a guy, getting hurt after making a fool out of himself for the first time is the last thing he wants. Put him into a situation where he has to pick between moving forward with your relationship or drop it. If you have the guts that is.

This is an awfuly familiar situation, I had a friend with the same problem. Good news is that it worked out for them in the end, it only took them.. 2 years.

Because I want a cosplaying boyfriend but I can't find one that isn't an asshole.

That and I just broke up with my boyfriend a month ago...

Because I'm not gay.
I'm somewhat bi-curious, but I have yet to meet a guy who is gay or similarly bi-curious that I would to try it out with.
All the ones I want to try it out with are completely straight.

>>4543199

If only there were a certain word in the English language that would tell him you didn't want to do the things he asked!

But alas...


Don't get me wrong, i know it would be hard to say no to someone you really like, but you need to build a bridge and get over it, or else you will spend all your days being his bitch while he goes out and gets tail that isn't you.

>>4543194
broname you didn't answer the op question
but i'm mirin

>>4543159
You sound like a fucking psycho. No wonder the guy wants nothing to do with you.

Hmmm...well aside from being too busy with finishing school, work, friends, and family, I think it's because I can get fiesty and very energetic so many boys can't keep up with me nor handle me.
That and I am not exactly ready for a sexual relationship which most guys around here want.

Because you're a buncha weeaboos, that's why!

>>4543194
You look ripped, then i remember you're asian so you're probably 4'11 and 95lbs

>>4543230
Plus, I'm fat as shit. Just being honest.

>>4543210
I just really like him as a person. His whole demeanor and personality is attractive to me. He's the most irl tsundere person (this sounds terrible actually writing it out) I have ever encountered and because I'm probably mildly psychotic, his uptight-ness just makes me more attracted to him.

It got to the point where I did tell him to take it or leave it and he left it after crying for an hour. He acts like I'm the one always giving him a hard choice because he "can't handle a relationship right now" or because "I don't know for sure if I like you".
Everyday is a new "maybe".
"Maybe I'll like you someday, so don't give up", which actually hurts a hundred times worse than a real, solid answer.

>>4543194
We all know you're secretly gay James.

I love how /cgl/ is one of the few places where Asians who cosplay are less preferred than white people.

inb4pRoUdCuTeAzNbOiiiiii

>>4543249
sry master race is best race sry sry

Because dammit I just plain don't want one. I've got a lot of guys wanting to be my boyfriend, but fuck that, I'm not at a state of mind where I can really care about someone else.

>mfw lesbian and my girlfriend's moving in on the 21st

Because I was waiting for the right person. And now I think I've found him, but I can't tell him until he gets back from working overseas.

Because I'm much, much too picky. I keep looking for an intelligent, sarcastic asshole who's actually got a good heart and is at least moderately attractive, and just getting either plain assholes or embarrassments. Also, you would hope that anyone you meet would shower often and take pride in keeping a presentable appearance, but somehow all the men I meet are slobs or have terrible taste in fashion.

>>4543244
only4ubb

>>4543221
yeah too bad i fucked up my left shoulder trying to do a one handstand shortly after pic :<

>>4543235
6'2 175lbs.

>>4543240

Heh, fair enough. Love always fucks people up. I wish you luck with it, but for your own sake you need to really, really, really set down the foot. There are other great guys out there that are equally tsundere, that will actually give in (no homo)

>>4543270
>mfw you have worse grammar than a five year old.

>>4543254
Anon is right.

>>4543279
>mfw you think grammar is important on 4CHAN.

any of you into old fat nerdy guys let me know, ill take care of the alone problem for you.

at least for one night
on webcam

>>4543276
oh no!
;w;
still up for gymmy wimmy though right
those weights ain't gonna lift 'emselves

1. I got some issues I'd like to work on first.
2. Men around my age are not really crazy about the idea of a monogamous, serious long-term relationship at this time.
3. I've recently became commitment-phobic and I don't want a boyfriend right now. Sorry. :S

Girls, if you're going to be at CONvergence in a month, I'll be the dude in the gas mask. I'm single and kinda lonely, and could use a few friends at the con.

How do you anons handle your family's rejection or approval of your boyfriends and girlfriends?

Right now I'm going back out with a guy that I get along with really well. However, my parents can't stand him because the first impression they got from him the first time was that he was an asshole who smoked pot and didn't have a job. My breakup with him made him want to get a job, quit drugs, and control his temper better.

He's really changed, and he's even planning on getting a car soon, but my family says I can do better. They just don't get how much I like him and how much he makes me happy. His side of the family loves me.

>>4543258
Actually you know what? imma explain it properly.

What's the point of dating between your late teens and early twenties, unless you're going to end up with them? And if that's the case, then are you that pathetic that you need to be emotionally attached to and dependent on the same person your entire life? Do you really want to be with the same person from now until the rest of your life?
No?
Then what's the point of dating if you won't end up with them?

That's my dilemma right now. I actually just broke up with my long-term (and financially stable) boyfriend, because even though I'd like to marry him someday, I can't stand the idea of being with the same person all the way through my supposedly "wild" 20s. What are you going to do, huh? Settle down, move the hell in with them after a few years (which will be 22-23 knowing the average age group here) and get married some years later down the track? Ha. "Oh hai I'm going to be spending the rest of my life with you LET'S START THIS SHIT A FEW YEARS EARLY."

I'd much rather be able to travel for long periods of time without having to ask permission, or worry about anyone else's precious feelings if I leave them too long. I want to be able to dance at clubs with friends without worrying about guys hitting on me, and I don't want to have to maintain a relationship at this age. Those fucking fights about who makes more "effort". They're what gets me. Not only that but I am a busy as fuck person and I like at least ONE day to myself (because I actually enjoy spending time alone), instead of having to hear "hurr this is the only full day we get together during the week".

I've got my entire life ahead of me, I'd much rather LIVE than get tied down at 20 thanks. Sure I broke his heart, but he'll live. So will I. And damn well vicariously at that.

I never really considered a relationship with a guy. I'm attracted to some, but I guess I only really saw myself in a relationship with a chick.

so yeah i guess i like banging a guy but never really considered a relationship. To put it bluntly. Maybe I should be open to a relationship with a guy. I dunno, I just never hit it off with another guy well enough for a relationship.

>>4543237
>implying you've seen a picture of me

>>4543324

wow. watta bitch.

Because ever since I started following this list, I haven't met a guy who fits the criteria.

>>4543324
Yeah...You sound like a immature cunt. Pretty sure no one would date you anyway.

>>4543318
Parents/baby boomer generation are stubborn as all hell. He'll have to prove them wrong, over and over again.

>>4543344
God I laugh everytime I see this list, it's freakin' hilarious.

>>4543318
>doesn't have a car

Looks like you picked a winrar!

>>4543318
Oh god my mom hates my boyfriend. I mean, I used to understand given that he hadn't exactly been boyfriend of the year. But he's awesome now, I just don't get it. She said for a awhile that he didn't try to make conversation with her so I told him to talk to her more. Now she says it's because he doesn't buy me presents. YES MOTHER LOVE IS DETERMINED BY MATERIAL POSSESSIONS fuck woman you know he's poor get off his back.

>>4543346
Oh immature? Why, because I'm telling the truth?

Actually, I've got quite a few guys who have blatant crushes on me. Not that you'll believe that because /cgl/.

>>4543361
D: i support you emma watson even if your mother is all like "damn your boyfriend should shit boxed chocolates and piss flowers" actually that would be ridiculously intense like imagine that youre watching bill and ted but then suddenly you had to shit a box of chocolates. its like that.

>>4543324
>I want to be able to dance at clubs with friends without worrying about guys hitting on me

My heart goes out to those poor clueless bastards.

>>4543346
All butthurt up in hurr.

>>4543324
As someone with a similar mindset but tied down in a relationship in early 20's, I'll go ahead and say it: Good for you. :D

>>4543347

Yeah, tell me about it.

>>4543354

Well, I have a car. I know this sounds moronic but I honestly don't care what my boyfriends do because I believe I'm financially and emotionally secure on my own. I guess it would be different if I was married to him, but right now we're barely 20 years old so it's not like we've even started with our own lives yet. I also have to cut him some slack because his parents are a little..."goofy." Not everybody's parents can buy them cars and support them into college.

I am 23 and I've never had one.

I am pretty much the girl that guys use in-between girlfriends.

Let's just say I have given up.

>>4543361

>>A man must buy a woman gifts.

Wow, that sounds pretty extreme. It's the kind of remark my parents would make too, unfortunately. They're pretty old-fashioned.

>>4543344
>"Men to avoid when you are looking for a relationship"
>"-Nerdy Guys"
>"Buff Guys"
>"Nice Guys"
>"Asshole Guys"
>"Guys who have no hobbies"
>"Guys who find you attractive"

think I found your problems

lmbo @ whoever wrote this one in response to the actually useful one for dating women. But I'd add a subset to #1 with "Girls who's father have the same first name as you". 100% basketcases. Even if it's just coincidence.

>>4543324
I like this. If the person you're with isnt the plan to be with them forever then what is the point. Have some fun and move on. Why waste your one and only life spending most of it unfulfilled and unhappy.

>>4543416

Pic unrelated apparently? Dammit.

24 going on 25... never had a boyfriend. Forever alone... I think I might be asexual

>>4542780
They're not creepers. You said they're normal when they're talking to u, right? Creepers can't turn it off. If they're chasing another girl later on its because while talking to you, you managed to show them that you're not worth the time

but I do.

and he loves when I wear lolita. He says it looks classy.

u mad troll-OP? TrollP even?

>>4543324
>durr hurr I break up because I want to fulfill my selfish wants
>claim not to be immature
LOL

And this ladies and gentlemen is the prime example of what ends up as damaged goods. This is also why guys WANT to settle down wtih younger girls more and more now, cause the older ones that are wanting to settle down are mostly used up whores. Noone wants that shit except beta faggots that these girls lie to for the rest of their lives.

>>4543448
>WANT to settle down wtih younger girls more and more now
>men are actually going for older woman now than they've ever done in history
Nice try though

Mildly commitment phobic. Takes me quite a bit to want to be in a relationship.

i.e. like a knock to the head with a heavy thing.

>>4543318
I'm Azn. When I had my first white gf my Mom was like blah blah blah, so I said "fuck you I can date whoever I want."

Now we don't talk anymore.

>>4543448

You know I'm not even that anon, but what's so wrong about not wanting to tie yourself down needlessly?

If you don't think that you'll be satisfied in a relationship at the moment, then how is it necessarily 'immature' for one not to want to string someone along into a relationship?

To me that looks like it prevents the possibility of cheating and hurt feelings. Maybe it is "selfish," but a lot of romantic emotions are. I just don't see how it makes someone a "whore."

>>4543324

see, I've never been much for "wild." I didn't even start dating until I was 19, and I'm going to be 22 this year and I'm still with him. I somehow hit a bullseye on the first shot, and I'm extremely satisfied with the idea of spending the rest of my life with him.

and in b4 you were both virgins, he was more or less a manwhore before he met me. in fact we split up for a time while he was working that commitment issue out.

but to each their own. I hope you end up happy!

>>4543354
Fuck the car... I don' t hvae a car but I have a 20' cruiser boat that sleeps 4 comfortablely. I dn't get the whole parents of the girl thing that if you don't own a car you're amount to nothing. My currently girl I'm with I think is a long term keeper. She likes anime a little but not like some of the girls I've met at anime cons before (don't do it.... it seems girls at anime cons are messed up). He folks don't say it but give hints of the car thing from time to time abvout how we plan to get from A to B. We always say we'll take transit or if local ride to the location as she's into fitness sports stuff and knows I do distance riding. She knows I'm comfortable with myself and living. I myself know I've saved a shit load since I've lived on the boat not to mention gotten healthier riding more. I've no need for a car or house to hold me down. I fI need a car I'd rent or a place in the city to live I'd rent a apt. We surprised her parents when we took her to the dock for a boat ride and them while enjoying the ride she told them I own the boat and they thought I just bought it but I've had it 3yrs. Suddenly her parents are now looking at me differently because they think people with boats have got fat coin (well I did drop about $100,000 to date for reg repairs, cost of boat and such, etc.).

>>4543467

me again, let me add that I think its a hell of a lot more responsible to not tie yourself down if its not truly what you want at the moment. I think that's honorable.

>>4542854
my longest relationship was with a girl who was anemic, and her libido was equal to mine. There was a small period where she thought hers was slightly higher than mine. Don't blame your iron

>>4543461

Oh. My.

I was going to go out with a college student from Taipei and I always wondered if his parents would give him shit for me being white. I'm glad I didn't now...

>>4543471
reading that made my brain hurt.

>>4542881
MOVE THE FUCK ON! its one guy. he can't be that fucking great

Considered too much of a whore
parents don't let me out much
Socially awkward
Don't look good
Have major emotional issues
Distrustful
slightly paranoid

>>4543386
Babe. Get out. The fact that even you're calling it "tied down" shows you need to get out.

>>4543448
Oh yeah because I should live my life, totally discontented, for someone else? Fuck off, I only get to live once. Of course it's selfish, but at the end of the day you live for yourself first. And if you're going to pull out all the bullshit about loving and giving to other people like Sailor Moon and Jesus taught us, then you need to grow up and get your head out of the fucking sand.

>>4543523
Good to hear that people are learning to socially stigmatize whores again.

>>4543503
Sorry on my gf's 8.9" Asus EEE laptop and the keys are super tiny while my laptop is in repair. Sorry for the typos

>>4543529

not who you're replying to

but no dissin' on the power of love!

>all the single women in this thread

fucking... what? Just talk to a guy. You know what guys love? Pussy. Guess what, you have one. How is this difficult? Are you really so fearful of rejection? I guarantee you, tell 10 different guys you like them, and at least 8 will be flattered, and possibly like you back. The other 1 or 2 will either be uninterested or gay. But fuck them. You've got 8 guys who want to be with you, just because you decided to talk to them instead of being a shy little bitch.

I don't have a girlfriend because I'm too polite. I'm either interpreted as too sensitive or too cold. I have difficulty lowering my guard around women because I always feel like I'm about to say something wrong. My MPD isn't really helping. I'm also crippled by my standards, which feel rather high. After all, I'm looking for a girl with self-confidence within the anime fandom who doesn't already have someone.

>>4542210

Redhead and play guitar, but not all 'DEM PICK-UPS DAT GUITAR SOLO' or anything.
Meh.

But seriously, because the few relationships I've been in have been with pretty clingy people, and generally I need a lot a space, even from friends.

So I don't know, I'm sure there are other reasons but yeah, I'm just not particularly interested in anyone at the moment.

>>4543496
well, you have white parents, they won't care.

>>4543496
oh, HIS parents. I derped.

Because it feels like cheating The Game to dote up a boy, even if it's one I like, since not only are men easy as hell (when they're bi/gay, at least) but it also implies I'm not good enough for girls to just "give up" and resort to other men

>>4543574
>>4543570

Yeah we talked about it for awhile but I decided that his mother would intimidate the crap out of me. He wanted me to go back with him to visit. Heh, nope.

Shouldn't this be the opposite, since women go to this board, and not guys?

>>4543467

Dumb cunt, he is cheating on you.how fucking dense are you!

>>4543606
ohhh, he's actually FROM asian. That's really cute.
how long have you guys be dating?

you should be asking me why i have three. :(