>>4468110

YES PLEASE.
it's a little irritating to be able to match an identity to the douchebaggery
it's more pleasant to keep the douchebaggery anonymous

>>4468110
>tripfag rollcall thread in disguise

What happens when you let tripfags attention whore on /cgl/

Moot: /cgl/, Michael Bolton is here
Anon: Oh great, send him in.
Michael: Hey guys
Anon: Hey thanks for coming.
Michael: I’m really sorry I’m late I just found out you can actually post on 4chan with a name and tripcode! Have you seen those things
Anon: Oh yeah, those are ok…I guess.
Michael: Well I’ve been lurking around your board and I love it. I wrote you some awesome and informative threads that I think you’re gonna really dig.
Anon: Oh wow, that’s great. You wanna just lay it down?
Michael: Lets get to it (to it to it to it)

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[ANON]

Here we go

Uh, /CGL/, Michael Bolton (Michael: YEAH)
>The posts start now

Informative essays
About cosplay
>The posts start now
The posts start now, baby, read with us
Girlies flockin to our board when threads bumpin up
>(Michael: Rollin’up!)
Those Capcha filters aint really stopin us
Jnig on front page, like I give a fuck
>(Michael: Come on!)
We get our comments here forget coscom
Stupid weebs lookin jealous doing photo bombs
>(Michael: YEAH YEAH)
Badge at my waist, pose with a pout
You either take pics, hold stuff or get out.

[MICHAEL]

This is a thread devoted to tripfags
Blurry photos that were taken at home
>(Anon: What?)
Don’t really dress up. Shit’s not halloween
You faggots are forever alone.

>>4468155
[ANON]

Now lets sage that thread and post some progress pics
Getting all excited as Volpin gives us tips
>(Michael: Time to camwhore!)
Liking some Touhou
Delicious male traps
Trollin’ full blast
At cosplays that are crap
> (Michael: Hey tripfags!)
We’re gonna hit the cons for the seagull meet up
Will be seeing our old friends and sayin whats up.
All packed up and in the pre reg line
Getting crazy with this huge wait…
>(Michael: This place is a chat room!!!)

[MICHAEL]
On cglchat2
There are pretty people
>Anon: NO!
With tons of aesthetics
And superior genes
You fat people disgust us
As you keep acting like betas
We taste your delicious tears
You are all jelly
> (Anon: Yeah, this is on topic)

[Anon]

Need some help /cgl/
So bail me out.

[MICHAEL]

God is Hot
> Anon: What?
So is Hobbes
>Andy: No

[Anon]
Saw the show with my bros
Have some Baccano. Let’s Go

[MICHAEL]
Circlejerk
> Anon: Nope
Shirtless Thread
> Anon: Wrong

>>4468156
[ANON]

Michael Bolton, we’re really gonna need you shut up

[MICHAEL]
Roger that let me try something that I got from /soc/
>Anon: Wait
I’m just gonna go and work out for my abs make you mirin
>Anon: Not better
You can all stay and be anonymous.
I’ll be working at the gym
>Anon: Come ON
Okay, then I’m go and cosplay
What’s really popular right now?
>Anon: Oh god
Black Butler’s pretty easy
Buying costumes off of ebay
>Anon: Close enough

Man fuck all of this sewing shit?
Grabbing clothes from my closet HA! HA!

This is a thread that has self posts
>This is a thread
Kodak cameras
From the dollar store
Super dark hall photos
That have yet to be resized
These cons are full of girls
Just waiting to get fucked
>Just waiting to get fucked!

Anon: Okay it turns out Michael Bolton has just shit up our board, just like the rest of the tripfags
Michael: I want con sex!

>>4468155

I don't get it

>>4468190

But broodmother makes every thread better