/a/ in this bitch.

/a/ has their neck beard problems.
>And the fact they can't actually fuck their waifus, Lol

>>4450482
>tripfag
Yep its /cgl/ alright
>>>/attentionwhore/

I came here from /a/ and I
[spoiler]I think you're all lovely people :3[/spoiler]

They're right. You are all pretty gross.

I'm glad I avoided all those threads, and I wish we actually had a fucking mod here, because after the first "i masturbate the chunks of blood and pus from my period out so the cramps go away" post, those threads would have been deleted.

I don't know if it's summer or what, but I'm really starting to hate this board.

>>4450500
tryhard

And the funny thing is, you think we actually care about what a bunch fat, smelly neckbeards think.

>>4450515
yes that is me
get at me bro
i also came from /fa/ you gonna say i'm coooltop
what else you got mofo

>>4450500
Go back.

>>4450522
but i have yet to cosplay dave strider, that guy from my favorite anime ;w;

>>4450520
Blue, either get in cglchat or go to bed.

I like how they took a screenshot from a parody thread and turned it into a motivational poster.

Anything to make themselves feel better about being basement dwelling neckbeards, I suppose.

Fuck, seriously. This is a cosplay board, and we look better than half of those retards. So let's focus on cosplay and not "LOL GURLS ND GUYZ R SO DIFF WHICH 1 IS BETR LOL?!!!!!111"
I hate this shit. Let's move on, /a/ will never be able to handle a real girl anyway. Leave them and their waifus alone, we have real husbandos. At least in cosplay.

>Implying we give two shits about what /a/ thinks

Ya know, those are the guys that end up in the con creeper threads. It's too bad they couldn't suck it the fuck up and get acquainted with the real world. They're even worse off than /x/ when it comes to coming to terms with reality. Ruining your waifu? We're not half as bad as those body pillow fucking failures. The creators of the animes they worship laugh when they see people like them. It's too bad /a/ and /fit/ are so far apart. Hell, they can't even get to /fa/. They don't want to have that much movement with their hands. They need to save all their energy for jerking it when they think about their little waifus. I mean, hey even if their waifus did exist it's not like they'd get with a fat neckbeard like the average /a/ user.

I'm just speaking the truth here, ya mad?

ITT disgusting bitches excusing their horrible habits by making fun of others.

Really?? Is that the best you can do??

>>4450551
Says the attentionwhore trying the dress up as the neckbeards fantasy
OHHH BURN....sorry i couldent help it.

>>4450561
>couldent

Sure is summer in this thread.
I'm even getting a tan from it.

>>4450569
>Doesn't refute the argument
>Cares about 1 character in grammar
Yeah im summer and you're fall.

The human body is absolutely disgusting, from the time you pop out the birth canal to the time you die. man up and deal with it.

>>4450578
Hey, at least I attempt to look attractive
And I can't guarantee other people's hygiene here, but I'm sure you're pretty disgusting too. These double standards are awesome.
I don't even do half the shit that was listed on there, but I'm sure there are some fucking disgusting people in this world. Even if they are female.
feedingtrolls.png

>>4450593
>half the shit
You are still a criminal.

Lots of butthurt in here
inb4 more

I read that thread and I thought it was pretty damn halirous, I almost spat my coffee out at the peeing on toilet roll part.

The attitude in this thread is basically the same as /a/, except with twice the superiority complex and minus the funny stories.

/a/non here. Not all of us are neckbears, thank you.

Ya'll bitches are nasty.

>>4450557
Hahaha. As if anyone from /a/ would go to a con. Come on, they're losers, but at the very least they don't dress up and roleplay.

>>4450593
If you need to attempt, it means you're not.

>>4450604
Pix as proof then.

I would like to point out that /a/ has been hit incredibly hard by summer, between them and /b/ 2.0 its just a giant pile of shit. Having a waifu and being a NEET also brings its own psychological problems as well. Some of us might be fat whores, but dammit at least we enjoy what we do and arnt slowly dieing depending on what anime airs.

>>4450617
You're the hot guy from that thread.
You should add to it.

>>4450614
You do realize not everyone on the internet is too much of a camwhore to post their pictures on 4chan, right?
If he is or not a neckbeard, it's not really relevant. As he didn't say HE wasn't neckbearded.
But i guess reading comprehension is too hard for some people.

>>4450608
>If you need to attempt, it means you're not.
Any girl who isn't a fat landwhale is laughing at this. Everyone needs to beauty up. The only ones who think otherwise are hambeasts with fat folds oozing out of their shirts, going on about how hot they are.

You're a fat, disgusting failure who doesn't even realize she's a failure.

>>4450608
>implying everyone who goes to cons dresses up
>implying any of us roleplay or LARP
>implying people on /a/ don't go to cons

/v/ here.

Do any lolis enjoy video games?

Also, I find lolita style to be interesting, but as a black male lolita would not look even remotely good on me. What do?

>>4450608
>Come on, they're losers

Typical /cgl/ whore logic.
>Make wild, untrue assumptions
>Proceed to build arguments on those assumptions

Shit seriously, try harder girls.

Why are you getting so mad?

It's not like /a/ seriously takes your "lol neckbeard" comments to heart.

>Women are called out on their admitted disgusting ways
>Have nothing to say but LOL WE 2 MUCH RL WOMIN 4 THEM WE HAWT RITE LADEIZ

Go bleed on some toilet seats, I'll enjoy my pure waifu. No matter how many times you stuff yourself into that outfit you'll never be modicum as beautiful.

>>4450593
>I attempt to look attractive
There is a psychological flaw in people who seek approval from others. No one wants to be pretty just because its an end to itself.
Its better to be unattractive and secure about yourself than to always want to please someone or something.
Beauty only lasts till youre 40 and then what?

>I don't even do half the shit that was listed on there
>shit
heh

>>4450633
Oestrogen logic seems consistent here....

/cgl/ - Smegma & Pissing on toilet rolls

>>4450628
>Everyone needs to beauty up
Ohho, just because you're hideous doesn't mean every woman is. In the defense force I saw women who were beautiful even after a week in the woods and the only makeup they used was the camo paint.

>>4450623
tl;dr
I can't take what anyone from /a/ says seriously.
But you don't have to respond mang. Just crawl back to /a/, I'm high and writing my essay for a final. Whatever I'm saying seems to be eating at you so though~~
I love you my cute little neckbeards. Stay classy.

>>4450621

add to what lol.

>>4450636
>really thinks looking like crap in the real world won't keep a person back from experiences and opportunities

Also I enjoy being a size 4 with dem hips and fashion sense

>>4450628
You're confusing "need" with "want".
You know, it's completely acceptable that women want to look good, and that makes them feel good. Not because they want to show off, they just feel nice.

Now, it's not like every women NEEDS to beauty up. Ugly women might need that, but not all women.

I don't know about the rest of you girls, but I found that thread a fucking hilarious read.

A lot of the reactions in this thread are borderline "GUUUURL GAAAAMER xD" styled reactions, that's just pathetic.

/a/ has their neckbeards and /cgl/ has their land whales, the only difference is that /a/ doesn't post pictures of their ugly self.

>Cosplaying

>>4450636
see
>>4450628
You're a pile of lard covered in acne, pretending she's a "HOT BITCH PRINCESS FROM HELL!" (you probably have the shirt, too).

Normal men:
>Shower, shave, groom themselves, and dress up.

Normal women:
>Shower, shave, groom themselves, possibly apply make up, and dress up.

Loser men:
>Don't take care of themselves, but don't expect a date.

Loser women:
>Don't take care of themselves, but expect men to fall at their feet.

>>4450636
more like there is a psychological flaw in people who DON'T seek approval from others. It's a part of being a social animal.

eugh, now I can't say I've never posted in /cgl/. I hope God forgives me.

>>4450654
Fuck the world.

Dayum. Extreme butthurt from both sides! what everyone so mad about?

>>4450648
Okay grandma

>forever alone /a/nons
>coping with waifus
mfw

>>4450630

No one wants to answer me?

That's kind of disappointing.

Social Hierarchy:

high-
Hot Guys/Girls
Normal girls
Normal guys
below average/fat guys
ugly guys
ugly fat guys
animals/babys
fat girls/ugly girls
rocks
fat ugly girls
low-

>>4450662
>doesn't even try to retort
mfw

>>4450663
better coping with a exponentially large BMI.

>>4450663
>Uninteresting daddy issues /cgl/adies.
>Coping with random sex with random strangers in and out of cons.

See? I can generalize too!
[spoiler]And now you'll say "At least we have sex!"[/spoiler]

>>4450663
Come on, at least we try not to defile PUBLIC places with filth. Keep your shit back to your den.

>>4450666
This doesn't concern you, /v/.

>>4450630
not a loli,
but yeah they do.

>>4450668
>Doesn't figure it out

>>4450630
Become the hottest brolita, then be my husbando. Obviously.

>>4450681
Ooh, this sounds like a challenge, /v/bro.

>>4450650
All women need to take care of themselves, just like all men need to. Don't believe me? There are websites dedicated to "good picture/bad picture" where attractive people look hideous when they're just around the house.

A shower, fixing your hair, shaving, and dressing nicely is a minimum for everybody.

Jesus fuck why are we fighting. Everyone here has a huge mutual hobby, why not just accept their are gross people in both and just enjoy a common interest.

>>4450673

I just want to learn more about /cgl/ which seems like a cool place aside from the board speed and drama.

>>4450674

Oh, that's cool. If I ever meet a loli at least we might have something to do other than chat.

>>4450681

What exactly is a brolita? And I may become your husbando, depending on your gender.

/a/
I'm a virgin too, and I'm hoping one day a special guy will take it from me and date me.
So I can relate with you on some levels. Why you gotta troll so hard? Didn't your parents ever tell you to be nice to girls?

>>4450652
This
Trust me when I say all of our boards have their bad sides. /a/ is known for being a house of neckbeards, where as /cgl/ tends to be a place for landwhales. Thats not to say that applies to everyone. I for one shave my fucking face every other day, and I've met a few /cgl/adies who where quite fit and not ugly as sin.
So, bottom line. Everyone, just accept whatever fucking issues you have, and just move on.

In the same way /cgl/ considers /a/ to be filled with neckbeared manchildren, /a/ considers /cgl/ to be filled with disgusting landwhales.

There's a few people that would fit either category on both boards, but neither make up more than a small amount of the boards population.

We're not going to get along, but I think we can all deal with it.

>>4450648

>Size 4
Translation: Landwhale
>Dem Hips
Translation: Can't fit through most doors
>Fashion sense
Translation: Likes to dress up as Naruto

Fixed for you.

>people are here from /b/ 2.0
>mfw I have no face

>>4450695
>trolling
So you tell me all the shit done there in women's toilets was just fabricated garbage?

I hope the things described in that thread on /a/ aren't common to all women. Because if they are I'm turning gay.

>>4450695
k

>>4450689
God damnit, taking a fucking shower IS NOT "beauty up", it's fucking hygiene, something that is probably foreign to you.

And *maybe* those attractive people were simply attractive because OF the make up. But there ARE attractive people that don't need it.

It's not rocket science, you can figure this out.

>>4450700
none of those apply

I don't even think there is anyone on /cgl/ or /a/that like naruto

>>4450707
For the most part, yes.
Every time I go to the bathroom in college it's relatively neat, except for the possible excess powdered make up in the sink.
You guys just went with it.

>Start dating fat nerd girl that I met off /cgl/
>She's probably around 280lbs at a height of 5'1" so REALLY big.
>We're both virgins
>Pull down her boxers since I'm about to give her oral sex for the first time.
>Huge bush of pubic hair covering her thighs and all around her vagina
>The mound of fat has these little valleys between the vagina and her thighs and they're coated with this thick cheesy crust (don't know what that was) and it tastes really weird.
>See bits of hair growing underneath her lowest fat roll
>That same cheesy crust is under there too
>Hear her crying and apologizing, mentions that she has trouble cleaning herself

I don't understand. Does it help you cosplay?

>>4450713
lemme back that up. Putting on make-up and wearing the latest fashion doesn't make you beautiful, it makes you look beautiful

and most of you could use a lesson on hygiene

>>4450723
This copypasta is old man.

>>4450695

15 year old me thought to himself "I WOULD GLADLY DO ALL OF THAT FOR YOU."

18 year old me thought to himself "I have mixed emotions; as much as the physical sensation would bring me pleasure, I can't help but think that we should know each other better before I throw myself at you like that."

24 year old me (present me that is) said openly "We skipped 21 year old me because he was drunk and too busy playing a mix of WoW and TF2 to notice the world around him. Don't ask. But I think you should consider more about life before lunging into a relationship. It can be rough with loneliness at times, but I've never seen somebody react to that single aspect of their being and have it pan out well. My advice? Give it time and hone in on what and who you're looking for. Then, proceed.

Oh and be blunt; time's a wastin'."

And then 21 year old me said "I WOULD FUCK ALL OF YOU!"

>>4450700
good one bro
brofist.jpg

>>4450723
Fake Copypasta.

>>4450695
/cgl/
it's ok /a/ anon, assuming you're not hideous, and a moderately thin girl who's just shy and wears baggy shit clothes and could use a decent hair cut
you'll find someone eventually, I suggest getting a date via friend/family

>>4450695
I can't speak for the rest of /a/, but my parents raised me to believe that boys and girls are equal.

suck it, bitch. blame feminism

>>4450718

Except you. And your denial is the second sweetest source of sustenance in the world. Right after your tears, as you realise how pointless and sad your life is.

>>4450723

For fuck's sake

>>4450739

>t's ok /a/ anon, assuming you're not hideous, and a moderately thin girl who's just shy and wears baggy shit clothes and could use a decent hair cut

That is my fetish. Where could I find such a girl?

Are you /cgl/ folk taking all of this seriously?

You guys need to lighten up.

>>4450713
Look, this comment thread got started by one of you fat landwhale berating a guy for saying that he beauties up. I don't know if you walking heart attacks realize this or not, BUT MEN DON'T WEAR MAKE UP.

For us men, making yourself up means showering, shaving, fixing your hair, maybe putting on cologne, and dressing nicely. We expect women to do the same. And no, there are no people who will constantly look like chiseled greek gods no matter what they do. Life does not work like that. A super model isn't so hot when she has bags under her eyes from sleeping in bed until noon. And if you don't constantly exercise, that figure will be gone relatively quickly.

>>4450746
mine too. the problem

you'd find them holed up in their room, just where they'd find us. Best chance, okcupid.

>>4450666

A few. It just depends on the girl. Just like not every regular girl plays video games. But since most lolitas are more into Jap fashion, they may be more inclined to play video games.

JFC, are guys seriously this in the dark about the opposite sex?! Girls aren't some fucking mysterious creature. Some like games, some don't, just like normal human beings. It's not that hard to figure out.

>>4450739

>>4450742

ahahaha oh wow.

Why don't you all just shut up and fuck each other already.

>>4450758

>>4450761
/a/ can't fuck /cgl/

They'd NTR /v/ if they did that!

>>4450761
>Having sexual intercourse with 3D pigs
Yeaaaah um... I think I'll pass.

>>4450755

I tried okcupid but my profile just never felt right, and my picture always looked ugly to me. And messaging people is so nerve wracking. I also get terrified at the thought that someone I know might see my profile on okcupid and mock me for it.

Maybe I'll make a new one and try to get past all of that.

>>4450756
most of the neckbeard tend to categorize women, and don't realize that there is not universal constant or relationship between girls who do one thing and other things they enjoy.
A bitch who wears Hollister may love vidya, and a bitch who doesn't wear make-up may enjoy celebrity gossip.