>/cgl/ island
>kill self

>Keep lolita clothes
>Kill anyone and anything
>Make friend with coconut
>Be betrayed and kill him
>Kill self

We'd kill each other off within the first three hours, replicas v. burando ftw

/cgl/ will survive with its cardboard prop swords!

OH wait...

Kill or be killed is the question. I would kill.

>/cgl/ island
Hell no, after the first couple of days everybody on it would kill and eat the weakest, that of course being me.
Although I'd finally get to meet people from /cgl/, which would be nice.

>>/an/ island
>>die from starvation, or get really lean because of how they're probably 90% vegans and would "object to disturbing the ecosystem"

or, in the off-chance I am placed on /cgl/ island, I would kill myself without hesitation. Dem lolita bitches are vicious.

I'm either on here or /mu/....

I honestly don't know which is worse.

Didn't we decide to merge with /ck/ last time only to have /fit/ come for our women and murder off the men... and then the christmas event happened and we decided that it was /d/ we would rather be with, the last time we had this thread.

I'm kind of torn. Common sense says to kill myself rather than live on /cg/ island.

The silly, hopeful side of me says that surely we can put our differences aside to survive, right?

Nah, I'd just kill myself.

>>4442103
>everybody on it would kill and eat the weakest, that of course being me.

True but we would start with the arms and legs first so you could still be a great conversationalist.

>>4442122
That's very true, but even so.
If you guys are eating me, there's not much I want to say. Except that I'd want somebody to throw my private parts out to sea, as that is my last wish; in the hopes that one of the other board islands find it.

>board I most frequent is /tg/
>people that have knowledge in a wide variety of fields
>neckbeards would quickly starve themselves to death or just be killed
>spend free time playing RPGs

Sorry, seagulls. I hope you guys will be able to not argue amongst yourselves too much.

See ya bitches, I'm off to /x/ island, where the grass is greener and the zombies are pretty

>have everyone work together to hunt food and start a fire/keep it lit so we can be found
>use a conch to keep order
>neglect fire duties and go around killing animals and wearing their blood
>start worshiping a pig head
>kill the quiet kid
>take the majority of the remaining seagulls to come live with my new tribe
>kill the fat kid
>set the island ablaze to kill off the leader of the original group

Oh waiiiiiiiiiit...

Depends. What would be the punishment if I murdered someone else on the island?

This sounds somewhat like 7seed.
Or was it some other name?

>Boss weapons skills are nonexistant
>Hide somewhere away from crazy loli bitches
>die for calling them loli bitches

>>4442152
>kill the fat kid

But that's every other person. At least we won't go hungry for a good while after that.

>>4442152
except this is /cgl/. we're all the fat kid. and the quiet kid.
oh don't pretend your first order of buusiness wouldn't be thanking the gods that on the new easy to follow "deserted island diet" you'd all be able to fit into your preciousu burando

>>4442156
It depends on if anybody likes the person you decide to murder.

>spend equal time on /cgl/ and /vp/

>/vp/ island
>furries
>roleplaying
>trading and battling (yay)
>beedrill
>rapey-chan
>would kill myself

>/cgl/ island
>gossip
>dramadramadrama
>awesome clothes/costumes
>okay-teir tripfags
>mite b cool

Let's hope I end up on /cgl/!

look for stunned "e-popular" lolitas using literal sockpuppet hands to give themselves compliments

>Split into two tribes: Cosplayers and Lolitas
>Cosplayers are crafty and would probably manage pretty well.
>Lolitas starve to death because we're spoiled brats and there wouldn't be anyone to take care of us

Regardless of what board I end up on.. (it's a toss up between /co/ and /tg/) I'd gear up the same and survive the same way.

Put on my tool belt, grab as many rolls of duct tape as I can, umbrella for a handy walking stick/ club. Any other free space I have is used to carry cardboard and canned rations.

First day, build a water proof home. Remaining days are spent hunting with a box cutter and a hammer. Trade duct tape as necessary to obtain other goods.

>>4442166
Well we're gotta crush them all with huge rocks, so we'll be having lots of ground meat for a while

>>4442167
True true.
And that would be my first order of business, were it not for the fact that I don't dress in lolita :'3

I would just wonder how many Loli's would cry when their clothes are fucked up by the amount of dirt.

And the cosplayers would probably make a clean-water machine.
Only to find it didn't work and was made out of pvc pipe and hot glue.

>frequent /a/ more than /cgl/
>hikkis panicking errywhere at the thought of being outside
>does not end well

>/cgl/
>crafty people
>maybe we can build a boat or bake cakes

>>4442188
I would follow you

>>4442156
If that's the case, I think there would be no issue, as I'm pretty sure most people who know him hate him.

>/cgl/
>okay.jpg
Might work out. But I might wind up trying to swim away due to too much drama.

>>4442192
>>maybe we can build a boat or bake cakes

>>4442194
I agree, but only in the hopes that she doesn't kill me ;w;

I call dibs on cooking by the way.

>Frequent /fit/ most
>Warrior tribe
>Conquer everything

i don't even care
i would just make everyone refer to me as "witch king [anon]"
forever
and i'm not even a guy
i just don't give a shit

/cgl/ would be able to make it. Make some armor and wage war! After we establish our dominance, we can then shift operations to fabricating aristocratic attire to express our authority.

Our only real challenge would be the weapons nuts over at /k/. They would likely kill each other, or are so paranoid they hide in the mountains.

Would it last, or would the drama tear us apart. It's up to you seagulls!

>>4442205
I don't think so Blue, you'll poison us all so we won't eat you

>>4442207
Make me?
MAKE me?
I'd make you into Bitch King Anon and ride you around town like a mule!

I kid. You're a weird person. I'd leave you alone.

>>4442212
No I wouldn't, I'm too nice to do that Anon :3
You can trust me.
Try this soup I made from bodily fluids.

>>4442206
enjoy your gay orgies

Drama is easy. Use the petty simple stuff as entertainment, lynch anyone that goes to far with it.

(Also, I'm very sorry anon who post Ayase first. I didn't see you there. I just love her facial expressions.)

>>4442213
...I think you might be weirder.

Just don't transport me when I'm wearing a really uncomfortable cosplay like Garnet ;A; If I'm in my PJ's or something it'll be cool. We would fashion clothes and weapons out of leaves and branches. Sounds pretty rad.

>My face when I have both the skills and the credentials to qualify for numerous board nations

I would totally travel between the 4chan archipelago trading goods and fighting crime.

I would repopulate the Earth with Blue.

Not if I repopulate it first with SamuraiGreen.

I would go to /vp/ island instead.

>>4442239

>>4442254
>/vp/
>furries and manchildren

...I'm a /vp/ reg, and I would NEVER chose that.

>>4442243
>>4442239
Do what you will, but repopulating is Broodmother's job.

>>4442262
Yes Momma, I'll be waiting underneath the banana tree leaves wearing nothing but a thong.
Whenever you're ready.

I vote Broodmother as our leader

>>4442262
Broodmother will save us all

>>4442275
can I be second?

fa/tg/uy here. Last time we did this, we did really, really well. Turns out that SCA members and other gamers are really handy. Not to mention have good jobs with disposable income. Quite a few of us enjoyed the /k/ related as well.

We'll come over to /cgl/ and bring back those who want to come to our glorious nation. That or trade would be nice.

>>4442276
I second this.

>>4442289
I dunno, Jello seems pretty keen.

>>4442276
Yes. This is the path to survival.

>>4442289
Everyone will get their turn

>>4442302
Jello is next.
Already called it.

/ic/ island ahoy--

>The boards with <20 people are randomly distributed amongst the bigger boards.

FUCK.

>>4442289
>>4442275
Broodmother isn't sure if that's quite how it works since we can't seem to locate our vaginal situation (it is most likely subterranean), but...why not. We'll try not to make this too painful for you. Whatever "this" ends up being.

Then I call fourth

I'd sleep through it. I sleep through most things.

>>4442302
MUM SAYS GO TO BED.

>>4442325
NO YOU'RE NOT MY REAL MOTHER ;w;
AND BESIDES IF I SLEEP THEY'LL EAT ME

Due to cosplaying I can sew, do basic metal work, make props and other such things, survive for days without sleep. Let's assume half the board is also like this.

I'll assume that 1/6th of the lolitas can also sew and do basic craft. The ones that cannot are pretty useless but they can be used for mating purposes and increasing our population.

The children of the unskilled lolitas, cosplayers who buy their costumes and males of the board would be raised in an enviroment where they would learn the skills of the skilled seagulls.

Not to be sexist but as we are majorly female most of us can probably cook and I'll say 60% of us know some kind of basic first aid.

Provided that /cgl/and can put up with some bitching and everyone contributes something to society, we would be sweet.

Jello is going to bed.

Brood Mother, when I wake up, I hope to find the Earth repopulated.

>And Blue naked.

>>4442326
>THEY'LL EAT ME

This is true

>>4442262
>>4442275
>>4442280
>>4442289
>>4442312
>>4442301
>>4442302
>>4442326
the fuck is wrong with you... you... you fucks?

>>4442326
I AM /CGL'S MUM, NO DEFY ME.

I am bored and mostly everyone's asleep. What is your MSN? :[

>>4442336
If it seems necessary, we'll see what we can do about the repopulation. But Blue will almost certainly be naked tomorrow.

we'd be a giant rape target. /cgl/ is the only taco party board of any substance. we're all youngish females, and the fatasses on the other boards would be salivating to get their dick on over here.

>>4442344
It's in the email field, but I hardly go on it.
But anyway, back on topic.

What board should we form a strong alliance with?
I'd say /k/, so we have weapons.

I heard you use arpakasso alpacas as currency.
I'm in.

>>4442352
Definitely a board like /k/ or /fit/, one that has practical skills.

Despite seeming like a drama filled shithole, we have females and crafty people so we aren't particulary useless.

>>4442352
Well I added you anyway.

Also all /k/ will do is just complain about trigger discipline. I had shotgun lessons, I can cope without their gun nerd rage.

>>4442339
There's nothing wrong with them placing their faith in Broodmother. The apparent lust might be a little misguided, however. But they're nice children. They should maybe watch less TV.
>>4442348
Absolutely not. Broodmother is an army of one with the ability to create armies upon armies. You will be safe from other boards on /cgl/ island.

>>4442359
>/k/ and /fit/
>Practical skills...

HAHA, good luck with that.

The /sci/, /co/, /tg/ alliance shall rule.

>>4442050
>>How does /cgl/ plan to survive?

>>mfw

seriously, it would be more exciting if you implemented Battle Royale rules.

>>4442385
>battle royale rules
Aww hell no.
Knowing my luck I'd be the kid who got a fork or some shit.

>>4442379
I think I'd rather join your allegiance. If I'm going to be stuck on a desert island I might as well wile away my time playing D&D.

>>4442390
You're more then welcome to join us. The last time we ran this, we had Smiths, Ferriers, Multiple Survivalists (Myself included), a Chef, and a ton of engineers.

It was actually a very diverse group.

Plus, how many people on /cgl/ can head to tail an animal, make glue out of the bones to make a new bow, brain tan the leather, then turn it into armor? If there's any, I'm very impressed.

>>4442385
I'd rather live and deal with a bit of hard work than die because I'm a big loser. I'll go with >>4442333 plan

>>4442385
Did somebody say Royal Rumble?!

>>4442385
also, moot can be our lovely host.

>>4442399
I can skin an animal, tan and make leather armour. Know nothing about making glue from bones but 3/4 aint bad.

>>4442399
Sweet. If this was a campaign I'd totally play.

>>4442406
Zombie moot?
>Moot is dead

>>4442411
Actually, I'm going to be running a GURPS game based on S.M. Sterling's Dies the Fire with less Wiccan bullshit.

>>4442431
Obviously everyone up until this point has been wrong. Grab you sewing machines before you leave guys.

>>4442416
I've not read the book, but I just read the synopsis and it sounds like an awesome idea (though damn, Mike gets around a bit).

>MFW I haven't played any table top games in a year.

I sad.

>>4442449
In the first year they travel about 300+ miles. So not that much, it just seems like he does.

Wish we had more players like you AI, maybe then I wouldn't be dealing with unreliable groups.

Can you honestly imagine a bunch of con-obsessed teenagers stuck on an island with no electricity for sewing machines or internet to buy delicious burando?

We would eventually revert to sewing our own cosplays and lolita dresses out of palm leaves and animal sinew. And we would hold little mock 'conventions' just to make ourselves feel better but on the inside, we'd all be dead.

>"W-wow, your... dress is so pretty. Can I get a... picture?"
>"Yeah, sure..."
>"-Holds hands up- Cl-click..."
>"SOB"

>"How... um, how much do you want for this...?"
>"It's a wig, made from the finest coconut husk fibers!"
>"G-great... here's three seashells and a chicken..."

>>4442467
I lol'd fucking hard.

Honestly though I think we'd be pretty well off. I find us to be rather resourceful.

I'd team up with other prop builders and help construct things :O I like building stuff. And of course we'd all just end up mating with our fellow seagulls. Maybe find /co/ and /ck/ and have parties.

>>4442459
I know that feel. I've been trying to find a DM to run a game for months.. sigh. I much prefer to play in person rather than online too. Sucks.

>>4442467
Man, what a depressing thought.

>>4442475
Have you ever done any survival exercises? There is no such thing as "Well off."

It's either alive, or dead.

You'll be hungry, cold, tired, over exerted, exhausted, and pissed off more often then not.

>>4442480
What's the location? I'll be moving back to Florida soon-ish. Hopefully.

Fuck the haters

I think this island would be ballin' and frankly it makes me want to go camping with you guys.

>>4442486
Camping =/= starving on an island with a bunch of malnourished cosplayers.

My bet is within a month the whole island turns into cannibals, eating PT first.

Far too much talk of mating. NO CHANCE. Like I'd give birth to a baby on a fucking island.

>>4442485
The UK. :'( I've played a few one off games with friends in LA though, which was fun.

>>4442481
I am a survivalist. When I go camping I don't even bring food, I find it more in the spirit to hunt/prepare/cook food myself. I've been doing this with my father since I was 10. This situation doesn't worry me in the slightest.

And yes, there is a "well off" once other people become involved. If you're surviving from nothing, you can be barely surviving, you can be doing alright but standing still, or you can be thriving and making a lot of progress in improving your standard of living.

Don't sass me, son.

>>4442505
Ah damn, but that means you get Cheaper prices on 40k. Hooray!

Sucks that you have an issue finding a community.

>>4442530
lol yeah, there's a games workshop near where I live. But it's always full of awkward basement dwellers, I stick out enough as it is with pink hair without going in there and getting stared at.

I do have people who want to play, but they're involved in other games and finding someone to run something is always difficult. :( Flakey people, everywhere.

>>4442546
Ignore the creepy neckbeards and do your thing. Seriously. Same advice I've given to every ca/tg/irl over the years. Also helps if you have a big scary dude with a well painted army hanging out with you. You really shouldn't be going to a GW store at all though. They're shenanigans sauce with a big slice of fail.
Find a FLGS to get started in, bring your friends, have a good time.

Also, best thing you can do; have fun. Nothing else will matter really.

I would grab every knife, dagger, somewhatpointypen I could find 20 seconds.

And put on some pants, that might just be important.

...And /cgl/ seems to be fairly sane, so I'm sure we would be able to build a society that will hopefully not be at its throat all night and day.

>>4442570
>cgl/ seems to be fairly sane

youmustbenewhere.jpg

>>4442582
Why yes I am.

I didn't know the denizens of /cgl/ had a reputation. Even if they're...a little catty, it's probably nothing we can't conquer with the power of friendship.

>>4442592
>>4442570
Have you looked at any of the Lolita community threads? Put them on an island together and shit hits the fan

>>4442562
Haha, thanks for the advice.

Well hopefully I'll get something going soon. I like D&D but I'm not too fussy on the game system at this point. .__. Outside of the GW I don't think there are any other TG shops about here. Bah.

>>4442600
I'm sure there's plenty. Look for Card and Comic book shops, they normally deal in PnP and Wargames as well. Plus, chicks who roll d8+3 damage are hot. So it's all good.

>spend time on /cgl/
>irl friends do too
>we go hide in our corner
>lives

Dinosaurs?
Fuckyesplz.jpg

>>4442605
Gah there is one! Not comic book stores, I go in those regularly. Well this is assuming it still exists, anyway. I've never seen it before, but it has an address, I'll have to check it out. Yay excited now.

Otherwise I know of a few in London, it's just a bit far to go regularly.

Fuck yes, Dad's a boyscout leader and helps do construction around the house.

Grab as many saws, knives, nail guns, nails, hammers, tents, air mattreses, chairs, utility kits full of construction shit, propane tanks, flashlights, batteries, utensil kits, I can find and head off.

Lets go on this merry adventure, mother fuckers.

>>4442625
Good luck AI, let us know how it goes, and if you get bored, you can play Haven and Hearth with the rest of /tg/!

I'm a 103 lb asian girl who sadly frequents /jp/ for the touhoues. I'd rather die a thousand deaths than be stuck on an island with them.

>>4442637
Google maps says it's permanently closed. :'( but I'll go check it out anyway. I've never played that but it looks cute!

I'm a surgeon and have several doctor/nurse friends who frequen this board, so I think /cgl/ would be pretty all right medically...The husbando is a hunter and good with the crafty stuff so we'd be all right.
Most of ya'll are nice and creative and good at things. We could just lynch the annoying tripfags and trolls.
The lolis could be used as bait.

>>4442653
It's pretty fun, and we're The Legion of Bears, a pretty decently powerful faction. If you have a dump email, I'll send you info to join up later.

>>4442674
Sure, email in email field. :) I just registered, I'll tinker about with it for now.

>>4442685
Sent.

Build shelters. If I was with dense vegetation I could build a place to shack up in, so that would be a good start.

Ideally I'd like to just do things on my own and hunt/fish/gather for myself. Once I could take care of myself I would go out and see wtf was happening on the island.

Ideally I would be spending my time fishing, hunting, or making spears. As long as I could stay busy I would be fine. I'd get bored really fast if I wasn't. :/

Well, I'd be transfered to /co/ island, and not /cgl/. I know a bunch of /co/mrades personally, so I guess we'd band together and survive as best we can.

I think on /cgl/ island I might die. You guys can be pretty brutal, and one of you would probably kill me if I had something you needed, because I don't know any of you.

I would kill myself straight up if I had to be transferred to /jp/ island.