19
socially-retarded.

20. I do.

19

Masturbation is awesome

Already said why in /toy/, you should go back there instead of copying their threads here

22

trust issues

19.

Broke up with that dumbass. Being forever alone is awesome.

21.
Don't want one.

22
asexual

26

I do have a boyfriend. We've been together for 6 years.

23.
I do.
Very terrified about the future since it means moving to another country.

21
Woops why am I in this thread

just realized that picture of me is awful...this is why i'm single.

21.
Higher education and getting a high-paying job come first.

20

Self Hatred

>>4441130
I fucking love dr pepper.

>>4441136
its an addiction that doesnt quit, along with the short shorts and dc online (which NEEDS TO GET THE FUCK BACK UP)

ya...

>20
>i do

>18
>I do

18
Best friend led me on and off, rejected all the other people who wanted to date me because I was waiting for best friend to make up their mind.

>20
>because I'm engaged and you shouldn't cheat on people

22
Moved back to my homestate so lost most of my friends/social connections I had for the past 3 years, go to cosmetology school where there are only 4 guys (3 of which are straight and not my type), work at a place full of older men/women (average age 40s), and have a huge social phobia of going places alone which means I can't meet new people.

18
Happiness anxiety.

>19
>I do

Another thread better destined for /soc/, not /cgl/.

>>4441154

>20
> Too shy for my own good and I have shit self esteem

26
Shit self esteem and distrustful paranoid little thing. My good years are gone and all I have left is seagulls.
/wrists

>>4441130
>dr pepper
>mr pibb
>on the same desk
THAT is why you are single, you goddamn heathen.

18
I have a waifu.

Turning 25 soon.

Cute lesbian girls are hard to come by, I'm kind of socially awkward and shy.

>>4441082
I know plenty of people that are socially retarded that have boy/girlfriends

>>4441130
If your a girl lets make love, if your a boy lets make out.

23
fat

26
i'm with a girl and i'm intending to ask her to date me steadly this next sunday at a convention

17
Life just hates me.

>>4441082
what kind of quaker oatmeal is that?

20
Kind of shy/slightly narcissistic

>>4441082
I know that feel

24
Army.

18.
I have a boyfriend. Take that ronery fags.

> 18

> I have one. Feels good man

25
PTSD, phobias.

> 22
> Female, 5'9"
> Only find shorter men.

>22
>oh wait, I am taken, why am I here?

>>4441216
Add a year and 2 inches and this is my life. :(

25.

I'm happily in a relationship.

21

I'm a gay asian male who appears to feminine for most guys to stomach. Despite proving otherwise.

>19
5'10-5'11
Friends say I’m to intimidating even though I don’t do anything. T-T and I don't date anyone shorter than me. XP

>18
>Moving, being deployed, why bother?

20
I haven't met anyone I'm interested in recently? I haven't been in a relationship in almost a year, but I'm pretty 0kay with it. I mean, it would be nice to have someone, but I'm in no particular rush right now. I'm pretty social and fairly attractive, so there's been guys interested here and there, but I guess I'm a bit picky when it comes to guys? I'm sort of hoping to maybe meet a nice cosplay guy at a AX or SDCC this summer. That would be pretty sweet.

27

Way too busy. Also, hate wangst and relationships bring the wangst and required ego stroking sessions. Bleh.

19
socially retarded, boys are afraid of me, and there was a rumor going around high school that I was a lesbian.

20. Because right before school ended we started to like each other. Terrible timing, we're going to wait until school starts back up again to start a relationship.

21
Don't want one. Kinda pissed though. My gym buddy totally tried to kiss me when he dropped me off. I learned then that he is no longer into this other girl that he told me about. I am afraid for tomorrow because that is the next gym day.

19
Recently broken up.
Don't really care.
Need to try and date girls again, boys are full of bitch. Then again girls won't be so different.

20
Unrequited love

23

last girl i dated was fucking crazy, so had to raise the bar on who im willing to date

also hadnt been looking really

20
I have a boyfriend

23. Bad string of relationships... too afraid to try again.

26.

Everything is easier when you're single.

18, awkward as fuck. Also moving soon and terrified of long distance.

>>4441292
amber, get off cgl

20
Too many personal issues. I don't want to drag another person into the shithole of my existence right now.

23
too busy

26
Have girlfriend, been dating for over 8 years. Problem is, she's my first and only girlfriend. Which is kinda bad in its own right, having never dated around a little after becoming socially capable.

...Okay pointless to post anon on this one, who the hell else would this be.

>>4441410

>21
>Have a boyfriend.

>20
>Just broke up with first boyfriend of 3 years because of compatibility issues.
>mfw

16
i'm a 4/10 and i'm a bitch

>>4441108
Please be a lesbian

28
workaholic nuff said

>>4441446
Haha you sound like my ex.

19

I'm always too late to the party....everyone I have even a morsel of liking is taken already, or I just beat around the bush too long and they get taken.
Oh yeah, and I'm kinda psycho.

23
We broke up almost a month ago, right after our two year anniversary. It just didn't feel like a relationship anymore. Both of us let outside stress get to us, we ended up fighting a lot. Stress and arguing killed our intimacy and all three combined to send the relationship into a downward spiral. We're still close. It hurts like hell. Most of our friends still don't know we broke up.

23

Have a boyfriend, don't know how compatible we are long term though.

>16
>all the faggots in my school are horrible people who are unattractive and use their sexuality as a reason to be an ass ("HURR DURR. I WAS BULLIED BECAUSE IM A FAG").

>22
>have a bf-desire not to have a bf anymore waiting for the right time

>18
>How does one go about dating?
>Is it one of those things that you have to put it out there that your single?
>Or is it like with animals, and I need to puff out my plumage and build an impressive nest?

23

I live in the sticks and I don't like the people here. I stand out too much for small-town people.

20

Just don't care or see the appeal of having one.

>Your age
18
>Why don't you have a girlfriend/boyfriend?
I do :3

>21
>It's a long story.

20
Not into anyone.

22. Married.

Fuck y'all.

30. I don't deserve to be loved.

25
Because I'm a horrible human being.

>>4441578

>22
>Married

I am REALLY sorry to hear that, homie. :l

>>4441559
But
u adorable n nice~

>>4441559
>>4441559
Come date me then.
Your not allowed to be single.

I'm really sorry to hear that...

I feel lucky. My high school sweetheart and I had a rough time when college rolled around, even though we went to the same school, because of suddenly taking on so much responsibility and stress. Luckily we worked through it really well, and even though we fought like dogs, it always ended in some nice rough sex. Now that things have calmed down and we found our rhythm in life, we're engaged.

I hope you two can at least get back on comfortable terms. Thinking about how that could have happened to me gives me a stomach ache..

Lol this
>>4441610
was for this
>>4441504

19.

I'm fat.

>>4441473
Awww, I'm sorry to hear this!

Here, have a cute bunny~

>23
>Because he's my fiancé.

19.
I did, just broke up last month. Because being forever alone is awesome/I needed space.

>19
I got into my first relationship almost a year ago. I never even had to leave my room to find them, and we are planning to get married sometime in 2013. Originally I vowed to be foreveralone though, and I feel I sort of betrayed that part of me...

>>4441589
>>4441594
You guys are sweet and I appreciate it. I have someone and I love her very much. but again, it's a long story.

18
Wasn't interested in anyone around me, didn't want to do long-distance, and I'm moving soon, so why bother until I'm settled in?

'Girlfriends' and 'boyfriends' are an outdated concept, just as 'wives' and 'husband' are outdated. They're backward and they're sexist. And anyone who believes in these ideas are a bunch of conservatives who are the cancer of the earth. You're all filthy reactionaries.

So, I don't have 'girlfriends'. I have friends that don't want to have sex with and friends that I have sex with.

23
commitment issues

24
Always purposely friend-zone myself because I have self-esteem issues~

23
In love with someone that doesn't exist

>20

hate 3DPD

>>4441766
Fucking hipsters.
It's companionship, you dipshit. The thread is about companionship. And posting why you haven't got a close companionship with someone.

Almost ALL terms for everything are outdated, but they are still used.

17
Because I dumped him-- Oh wait.
I have a boyfriend.

>>4441791
When you say 'companionship', what you're referring to is slavery.

>>4441802
You are unfit to live on this planet with such views, please kill yourself.

26

Stay gold Balling white boyz don't need a Bitch when you got Ben Franklin as a friend..

20. He's sitting near me playing vidya.

21, I'm a hermit.

>>4441808
Nope.

>>4441802
Slavery? Really? Tell me, probable troll, in what way is it slavery?

24
i love gay men

>>4441821
lol troll. I'm sure you'd like to believe that. Having a 'boyfriend', having a 'girlfriend', having a 'husband' or a 'wife' is slavery because these labels presuppose that having more than one 'boyfriend', 'girlfriend', 'wife' or 'husband' is morally and naturally wrong. Society tells you it's the right thing to do. You aren't having sex with other people besides your boyfriend or husband because it's what other people, as a society, tell you what to do.

22
Hermit, don't reall care, don't really have the motivation, also fat.

Captcha: friends essential

>>4441802

26

Because the last girl I dated (whom I spilled my heart to and was ready to take care of her and her two kids because I loved her so much) ripped my heart out by leaving me to go back to her abusive/cheating ex.

Fuck people, I cant deal with that shit anymore.

>>4441890
society probably didnt want you anyway i mean for real if you leave now it just provides more room for my superior genetics

>>4441872
I can't argue that many of the things we are told are are wrong and outdated, but love is something that exists between two people who have fallen head-over-heels with each other. I certainly wouldn't be happy if I got in a relationship and my boyfriend was sleeping around.
(that's not to say open relationships aren't a good idea, of course)

>>4441895
I'm over here having sex with everything with a vagina and you talk to me about spreading genes.

lol

why don't you go have sex with your wife.

>>4441912
what

>>4441912
enjoy your STDs :D I'll be here in functional penis land.

>>4441182

I hope she dumps you for asking her out at a convention

>>4441912
I'm going to presume that was meant for me. Still, wat.

I can't even comprehend what your arguing now.

24
Too lazy to go outside and meet people when I'm not at work or in class.
Betamale.

>>4441936
He thinks I have sex with people I don't know!

>>4441912
>I'm over here having sex with everything with a vagina

Do me a favor and stay away from my livestock

>>4441961
Ah, a bestiality joke.

>>4441961
YOUR LIVESTOCK ARE WHORES. THEY DESERVE IT!

>>4441960
dude we get it you are a troll
god damn
"lol no i am not" - u
yes you are
"lol no i am not" - u
it's pretty obvious you are
"lol no i am not" - u
okay whatever
"haha that showed him" - u
________________________
there i just saved you, like, four replies.

>>4441766
Oh motherfucker, why must you always shit up decent threads?

>>4441912

Is mayonnaise a vagina?

>>4441984
Expressing opinions = trolling

>>4441997
No, it's a lubricant.

>>4441999
yo errybody is entitled to an opinion
but next time have a better opinion

>>4441990
Why must every troll reply to me?

>>4441960
He thinks that his partners are trustworthy while he has that kind of attitude towards women.

25 divorced, turned into a social butterfly got tons of hot chicks then into a nervous wreck,

>>4442001
My opinions are also fact, coincidentally. So, if you don't agree, well, I can't really argue with people who deny reality.

>>4441972
There it is, folks.

This is either a sour, shrivelled little troll OR a sour, shrivelled little man/woman who doesn't like you having fun that he/she doesn't personally agree with.

>>4442012
lol but that's wrong
your opinion was that i should drop clannad from my watch list
if it was fact then i would have
and i didn't
so it wasn't fact

oh yeah
what the fuck you gonn' do now bitch

>20

Because I like taller women.
I'm pretty much destined to be forever alone. 5'8 if you're wondering.

>18
> It seems I end up liking lesbian semi-special snowflake crybabies. Fuck my life.
> Also, FTM. Girls who betrayed me prefer people with real penises or "real girls with girly smelling-vaginas". I feel surreal.

>>4442022
I was implying that it was a waste of time.

That is a fact. It's a waste of time.

>>4441073
18
I don't have a boyfriend because I'm unsure if the guy I like is a homosexual or not.

>>4442038
Reality is what we perceive

I perceive you to be a troll therefor you are

>>4442058
Yeah. Keep perceiving me.

900

Already got a GF thankyouverymuch

19 and a slew of reasons.

I just want someone I can drag around town to different kinds of restaurants to eat whatever and whenever. Yeah I'm sick of dining alone.

>>4442072
Oh god
I know dat feel ;w;

>>4442072
lets go halfsies on a kryptonite and lex luthor

>>4442079
I hate dat feel. And then there's people who will go with you but they're such picky eaters (no asian food period, nothing between bread, nothing spicy, nothing 'liquidy', fast food only etc) it's not even worth it.

>>4442089
Might be down. I'm already trading half my lex luthor to Yawning but he might not want all the shit I'm throwing in it like cucumbers. Depends if he's got someone else to trade with.

>>4442072
You can drag me around and get bundles of awesome canadian food.

20.

I avoid actively meeting new people. I've never kissed another person. I had a fewcrushes but I never felt the need to actively pursue them. The only two times someone asked me on a date, both ended friendly and I never called them again. I'm struggling with my sexuality right now. I don't feel like I will ever want to have a significant other, but I'm not sure if I want to call myself an asexual just yet.

Age: 20
Why no GF/BF?: 5'6", 150lb; butterface, acne; refuse to date until I'm beautiful and worthy. Must. Exercise. Harder. And be even more diligent with the proactiv, which has helped immensely.

>>4442105
So Korean-Chinese food sound cool with you?

The real answer:

>Because I'm a nerd whose into shit like anime and cosplay and am not cool or social enough for others to be interested in.

18

It's hard to find a girl who would go out with a baby faced black girl with trust issues in the bible belt :(

Oh, and I'm only really attracted to fem white girls. Seems all I attract are stud black girls. Ehhh...

>>4442072
When you come visit me, I'll take you to my favorite Vietnamese place.

They have a table there for a single person. It faces the window and looks out onto the street.

While you are eating your pho or vermicelli noodles or whatever else, seated alone, staring out onto the street, I will stand on the exact opposite side of the window.

And stare back.

26. Hurr.

The only girl who I've known to have an interest in me in the last ten years has an inflated ego and a temper more volatile than an airborne bottle of nitroglycerin. And she WON'T STOP TALKING TO ME. SWEET JESUS GET THE SHOTGUN.

I'm not looking for a zen master. Just someone who won't kill me after the first date. Someone who'll put up with cosplay would be nice, of course. Dating a 'normal' girl would mean giving up all of my hobbies but sports anyway.

>>4442146
Fuck yes, I've been craving some Vietnamese sandwiches lately but haven't had the chance to get some.

>21

>pic related

turning 22 soon and
eh nobody compatible really, plus I'm kindof a mess lately. sure is lonely sometimes though.

>>4442072
also this is sooo true, the people at the Pho place I frequent make it so awkward sometimes. Yesterday I went in and they went "oh it's just you again? seat for one?"

>mfw of course I'm alone I always am when I'm there

25. All my coworkers are married, I don't go clubbing, and I'm autistic.

>Age
23
>Why don't you have a girlfriend/boyfriend?
Probably more likely due to not wanting one, but I am a picky bitch. I've only had two boyfriends and I tend to have long gaps in between whilst I contemplate how bad of idea that last boyfriend was. I don't even have a particular criteria, I just know whether I'll like them. That being said I won't seriously date someone younger than me, people with obvious problems (such as anger issues..) or dense people (all chavs by default).

I do enjoy dating though. The last guy took me to see Thor and bought me dinner. Was doing sooo well, till he suggested getting a hotel on the second date.

nope.jpg

>21.
>Engaged.


I don't know why that dog is making that face at me ;A;

>>4442178
Moogie, you can be the Date to my Yukimura anyday <3

20
just got broken up with last week. Still not 100% sure why. MFW

>>4441168

Same here, anon...

26

I am kind of in a relationship, but it's only sex for me anyway. I hate that the guy is falling in love and I am not.

19. Last one was clingy as hell. He was calling at all hours of the day/night. If I didn't answer, he texted. If I didn't text back, fb messages. If I didn't reply, emails.

I really like having time to myself. I felt so suffocated and trapped when I heard my phone every five minutes. I dumped him over a year ago and he harassed me (and a close friend of mine) for about four months after the fact. He alternated between telling me I was a bitch and he'd make me regret it and asking for one more chance because he's the greatest guy ever and he'd totally be nice this time. As for my friend, he was trying to force her to force me to get back together with him.

Even though it's been about eight months since I last heard from him, I'm still disgusted by the thought of being in a relationship.

>>4442178
Moogie, you're lovely. It sounds kinda awkward since I'm only a fan and a stranger from the Internets, but I would date you any time. Cheer up!

Sorry, I really don't want to sound like a creeper, I'm blushing like crazy atm.

>>4442270
Creep.

>>4442030

:( I think FtMs are adorable. I'm sorry, anon.

>>4442286
STFU I just tried to be nice.

26

Work 9-12 hrs, play a few games, to sleep, repeat.
Also, living at home because free is cheaper than not free, even if I can afford it.. more than tempted to fix that, but fuck that's giving up some decent money.

>>4442204
o-ohh oh really

>>4442270
ahh you're too nice anon ;; but hnmflk thank you

25 and mainly because I'm not really interested in anyone in my area and I kinda like being single, but I will admit that I sometimes miss that feeling I get when I'm holding a girl I care about in my arms.

>>4441766
The "girlfriend" concept isn't dissimilar from the female friends of yours you have sex with. It's just in girlfriends are willing to do it again after the first time.

I hope this clears it up.

>>4442178
If I visit Colorado let's go here.

>>4442297
I'm doing my very best to pass, I guess I gross out girls because I haven't started with the hormone therapy or had any surgery yet.
Or just because I'm trans, I have a difficult time trying to date. Sigh. Thanks for the cheering, anyway

>>4442178
i agree with the other anon i would so date you also~
you seem like such a cute fun person, plus you are a great cosplayer
hope you cheer up

>>4442332
SADFKLSADF BEAUJO'S IS THE SHIT MAN YOU WOULD DEFINITELY NOT REGRET IT hnfsdfkld

sage because I just actually fangirled food

>>4442136
nomnomnom

23

Haven't found the right person yet.

>>4442341
You have no idea how much I want Beaujos. I want it, I want it bad. Also them burger joints. Let me give you a pizza my mind how much I want beaujos.

>>4442345
It's super good hnng, also there's actual Canadian food but it's pretty locked by region depending on what you want. Westcoast does seafood and salmon as their specialty, with a few Quebecois joints. Sockeye is the hnnngspecialty. Sockeye is so good.

>>4442334

I've always wanted to date a trans, but with all the things they deal with, I'm not sure how it would go... Plus, I have a terrible fetish with it, and it would seem like I'm only dating them for that fetish...

>meet girl who is FtM on her first few months of t
>tomboyish and a little awkward from the t making her horny all the time, but not wanting/knowing how to do anything about it.
>mfw this is my fetish.

>>4441082
>asian
>socially retarded
Everything seems normal here.

>>4442178
WE WENT TOGETHER.

O-ONE TIME.

>>4442361
Can we hit them all up?

20 years old here
I feel like it takes up too much time
that and I never felt the need to enter a relationship.

21
Avoid dating because I have too much shit going on and not sure if I'm stable to date... That, and when I do try to talk to guys my own age, some fucking 40 year old creeper at the bar barges in and hits on me hardcore and scares of the hot jock I was talking to.

>>4442378
Oh hell yes.

Picture related: Maple Twist soft-serve ice cream cone.

>>4442363
I guess that is one of my problems, either if I'm looking for a serious relationship or just a date. People I attract only seem to do it for a fetish...I don't see myself as a tomboyish girl goddamit. Sorry, had to get it out of my chest.
I would like to date a MTF but I guess it's only curiosity, so I know how that feels, haha.

Sage because I don't want to cause a shitstorm about the topic.

>>4442398
oh my dear god why isnt that in my fridge right now
I wish that type of stuff is something you can email :C

>>4442405

Yeah. See, now that you say it outright, I feel like even more of a dick for it being my fetish. But I hope you find someone who wants to date you for you :) And isn't a crazy lesbian, haha.

>>4442398
hnng

>>4442398
I will rape that ice cream cone.

>>4442424
>>4442413
U hungry?

>>4442072
could have been me

>>4442427
Also hnnng Nutella Nanaimo bars.
>wafer crumb-based layer, topped by a layer of light vanilla or custard flavoured butter icing, which is covered in nutella chocolate

>>4442432
Nightmarket, You down?

>>4442445
Fuck her?

Excuse me, I'm tired, and I am 24.
And I wouldn't know what to do if I had a girlfriend.

21

I've been trying to date and keep finding myself sharing an evening with an ass grabbing Neanderthal instead of a door holding Gentleman. Maybe my standards are too high. I don't know. :/

>>4442438
come and get me, handsome

>>4442438
OH GOD, I NEED THIS IN MY LIFE, NOW. D:

I'll have to make do with the half eaten toblerone I forgot about.

24
Because I'm old fashioned and don't want to have sex before marriage.

18
I haven't found anyone I'm interested in.

>>4442460
On my way ' 3'
>>4442461
Toblerones are so good, a bit pricey though. Did you notice the /bear in the mountain/ on the toblerone package? Oh and then there's Tarte au Sucre. It's essentially a pie with the main ingredient being brown/maple sugar. hnngfood.jpg

>>4442422
Nah, you're not a dick. We all have our wicked fetishes. Thank you, and I hope the same for you, good luck

21
defeatism has lead me down the road of fatalism and i have accepted my loneliness.

>>4442474
Mika stop reminding me that I don't have food in the house right now. I want so bad. :<

>>4442474
>>4442438
Food porn. It's delicious

>>4442512
foodgawker.com

You're welcome.

17
Everyone I like doesn't like me back. Pretty simple, actually.

>>4442496
Let's go get cheesecakes then. Cheesecakes and tea.

>>4442512
Hnngallday

23
Don't give a fuck. Don't got the time. Don't succumb to crippling loneliness simply because I'm lacking a certain person to give all of my attention and money to.

24

Slowly falling out of contact with all my friends from high school/college and I don't meet new people pretty much ever. I don't exactly ask my friends to try and hook me up anyway so I guess that part wasn't relevant. >myblog

>>4442525
Oh look, that's my determination to work flying out the window.

>>4442554
You tease me so.

>>4442554
hnnnngyes. So want. I'll start flapping my arms to Canada now.

>>4442572
It's what we do up here~

>>4442574
Do it. Also have some Peanut Butter (Cheesecake) Pie. Itaqueen knows what's up. Anyways I'm done food bombing this thread.

19
My second relationship ever, the first one where the other didn't hate me/was a bitch.
I love him all day erryday, but I just finished school, have no job.
Lost almost all contact with my other friends, he's the only one I talk to regularly.
If I think of it too hard I cry forever. So I have a boyfriend but no friends.

>>4442589
Too bad it's almost 2am otherwise I'd have to run out right now and get something. Guess I'll stick to flapping my arms.

18

...Because my last date left me standing there for hours. While I was waiting for her, she was banging some dude's brain's out. I didn't care that she was with another guy. what did hurt, however was waiting there. For three. Hours.

>>4442609
It's somewhat romantic, but stupid at the same time to wait three hours. Did she send you periodic texts that said "I'm here?"

18.
Attract all the creepers. Build up habit of keeping people as far away as possible as a result. Works too well. :T

21

Too busy with school.

20
The only people to ever show interest were creepy old men.

27
Multiple reasons, really. For starters, I enjoy my personal space and freedom too much to want to sacrifice it. The women whom I do become attracted to is merely from a physical standpoint--not having anything in common on an emotional level. I enjoy my own company and don't really feel the need to be with someone.

I don't know, take your pick really. I suppose you can chalk it up to simply not caring.

21
Live in middle of nowhere, long distance sucks