Who do you prefer?
What are they doing?
Hobby all the way.Also i bought him for a dime yesterday.
Red. I grew up with kids like him. I think he's hilarious. Hobbes is just a dick.
>>4432366being retarded.
DON'T MAKE ME CHOOSE I LOVE THEM BOTH ;w;no homo
reds deadlift>hobbes's deadliftjust saiyan
>>4432360why do they have girl butts?noy like its a bad thang ;D
/cgl/ - not cosplay related at all.
>>4432374that seems like fun!
Red, all day, everyday.
Why would I want a man who thinks it's a good idea to lay on a bin?
ITT: What kind of meat head do you prefer, Yellow Communist or Red Nazi?
Wonders how a guy with no relevance to the board, trolls thread unprovoked and has never made a single useful post can amass such a following here.
>>4432400which faggot are you referring too? they both fit that description...
>>4432395If you look at the first 2 pictures they're both on garbage bins.Look how they're dressed.Red: More Classy and its winter.Hobbes: Skater /bro/ and he some mountains in the background.I'd pick Red because even his trashcan has class.
>>4432408:3
>>4432375Blue, you need to make business cards that say Blue, proffesional seagull and fan of /fit/izens, no homo.
Gonna have to say me. I'm the only good male visitor on /cgl/. If you gals met me, we'd fuck hard.
>>4432413On it.>>4432421lol
>>4432421are you equal to Red or Hobbes' physical attraction though?
I like them both, but I have a RedDickies folder. So him.
>>4432425lol 'Red or Hobbes' physical attraction'.
>>4432423I want one when you make them.>>4432437Dude, Red is sexy. If I were anywhere near his league, I'd do him.
>>4432437prove me wrong?
this is now a hobbes and dickies thread
I'm not into Asian men, so Red.But I talked to Red about relationship advice once and he was cool. That's the only tripfag I can say anything decent about.I think Hoobes is a little mean, but misunderstood.
>>4432446I don't post pictures of myself online because I am not desperate.
>>4432458
>>4432442Sorry ladies I have a woman
>>4432460>I'm too ugly to post my picturesfix'dback peddle maor
>>4432464Is it that ex you really liked?
>>4432467LOL
>>4432464Unfortunate, but still good to hear. It means you're not a cheater, which just raises my opinion of you more.
>>4432470LOL yes or LOL no?
>>4432467its miyu
>>4432465Oh, yeah. Let me show a picture of myself to some troll. That doesn't sound like a bad idea.Only ugly or boring people post pictures of themselves online.And I'm not backpeddling. I'm the best fucking guy on this board.
>>4432478cool story neckbeard. Have anymore to tell?I'll be here when you decide to post a picture. Or you can just bask in the Glory of these 2 gods.
>>4432464>>4432375
psst hobbes>everyday until i'm taller ;3
>>4432487Why is Dickies the shortest?
>>4432491I look good here.
Funny how I thought Red was cute and I was beginning to crush on him. Then he gets a woman and it's like "He's not that cute. Crush is dead 100%"
>>4432481Calling two average looking dudes 'gods'? lol ok
>>4432491;]
>>4432507Well, Claud is average.
>>4432507Dude its ok if you're jealous of them. They work hard to get their looks like that. I know red spends atleast 20 minutes on his hairKeep being fat bro.
>>4432514come @ me bro
>>4432507My jelly-detector is reacting!
>>4432520Suck some more of his dick, fag.
>>4432520Nope.
>>4432526>>4432507>>4432507samefag
>>4432524Yeah, I'm jealous of some nobodies getting internet attention from hambeasts and miserable cunts.
>>4432478OBJECTION!state the evidence behind your claims
>>4432541That's right, keep replying. That'll convince us you don't care.
>>4432536I don't need to support myself by posting anonymously.
>>4432557Alright, then.
>>4432553I don't need to. I'm on the internet. Come and meet me at Otakon.
>>4432571then you are in no way the best guy on this boardmaybe the best guy at otakon, but here u aint shitsorry
>>4432571Dude... that's like saying " I'm big and mighty, i'll smite you with my geeky-ness " This is indeed the internet, but people around here still stands by their word, or most of them does.Still please keep it down beetch, go and watch 2.22 now.
>>4432577I'm the best here because I'm the best everywhere. Even without begging for your attention by posting pictures of myself. You bitches can't handle real men.
>>4432595>real man.>InternetWhat are you?Stays behind a screen not willing to post a picture and playing buff'd.Oh u dude, you're a funny one aint ya.
>>4432587Eva's the only anime I like. So, whatever.
Ladies please, this thread is about me.
>>4432595You ain't a real man. You're a coward.
>>4432602I don't need to prove anything to anybody.Don't like it?Tough.
>>4432610man, i hope someone lays you out on your faggot ass at acen.
>>4432610what is your favourite exercise on the smith machine :>
>>4432604Then stick to /a/ please and keep your stuff there.>>4432613I couldnt care less about you really.Just please keep it down now.Lets get back to the thread and not someone idiot being jelly around these parts.Dont like it here, stick to another ground.
>>4432617>6'6>200+lbsI do not think any one will ever approach me. I love fights though.
>>4432625probably won't approach you because you'll have the scent of douchebaggery on.
>>4432626Either way bro.
...Stop trying to make me like you guys, seriously.
>>4432624I only like ONE anime. And I haven't watched it completely in years. That's like going to /cgl/ because you only like dressing up for Halloween. That's stupid advice.
I haven't been to /a/ in years.
>>4432632Calling yourself a Eva expert, you must be trolling then, re-watch it, and stop coming to this thread if you only wanna rage and being jelly over others.Also as a fact, i've never dressed up for halloween, it's not a big thing here in DK.
>>4432646I have a great memory. I remember everything that happened. I don't need to rewatch it.
>>4432649Beetch please, back to the topic.give a vote or gtfo now.
>>4432658But it's true.
>>4432661I dont care alright?What did i just tell you beforehand?
>>4432668That I should go to /a/.
>>4432675Why are you still here then?You should be watching your NGE right, or giving a vote.
>>4432675I already told you. I don't need to rewatch it.
>>4432683then give a vote and get out.Now.
>>4432688So, you going to Otakon?
>>4432408That's like saying "Who would you prefer, the hobo or the slightly less smelly hobo?".At the end of the day they're still both hobos.
>>4432693Dude it's in the US part.I'm from Denmark.Please i got better things to do with my time instead of finding a person at a Con that wont post a picture cuz you think you are way more godly then any other on this board.
>>4432702Ah... that's too bad.
>>4432675as a member of /a/ myself, please stay hereWe don't need more circlejerking there.Eva threads are always welcome though
>>4432711Yo, I haven't been in a while, are you all still butthurt at Park Ranger?
>>4432697Kelly, I love you.
>>4432708Really? U mad at me now and want to beat me up and such? Oh u, when you can resolve matters with words instead of trying to be buff come back.im not the fighter type, but atleast i can protect myself against people like you if it needs to be done.
>>4432717most have "her" filtered by now, but /a/nons that don't ALWAYS fall for it and create a shitstorm. So yeah, I guess they still mad
this thread... gym time. RED, ANTON, MATT GIVE ME YOUR STRENGTH.
>>4432728Ahh, that's a shame.Oh well.>>4432731I was supposed to go to the gym today, but I didn't and I slept all day instead :3
>>4432720Nah, not to beat up. Forget it. I see now that you're probably a guy.
>>4432697>>4432719your name is Kelly, ai-honey? My name is that too~
>>4432736Good, atleast your adult enough to do it with words i see.Good guess i must say.
>>4432735go to the gym now blue...
>>4432735meh, /a/ needs someone to bitch at just like Yotsuba and Taiga and everyone before them. Never changes, nothing new~
>>4432748But it's 9PM and it's closed ;w;help me
>>4432755cardiofag here, you could always run
>>4432719Someone has to, I suppose!>>4432738Aww, is indeed. I used to trip as Kelly for a while but people kept getting confused, so I gave up. Thread needs more Morrissey.
>>4432764I totally would, but last time I went for a run;>going for a run>it's sunday>raining>on way back>rain stops>ice cream van out of nowhere in front of my house>gang of teenagers hanging around>they point at me, laugh>they think i'm running toward the ice cream van;w;
>>4432765Burn down the discoHang the blessed DJBecause the music that they constantly playIT SAYS NOTHING TO ME ABOUT MY LIFE
>>4432780I see no problem here.
>>4432792I declare that this thread has improved 100%
>>4432802I CRIED MYSELF TO SLEEP THAT NIGHT IVAN ;w;
>>4432806Glad to be an assistance.
>>4432765I guess I haven't been around on this board long enough to remember that! Not that you chose it, but you still have a great name>>4432780haha, but see? You can't get as many experiences like that in a gym. Plus you get awesome tan lines outside when it's not raining. Can't beat something as sexy as a farmer's tan
>>4432821I suppose.I might start running again actually.I'd look good with a tan.
>>4432809I'll jog with you BLUE. So whenever you need to break down and cry I'll be there for you.
>>4432831I'm so happy :>
>>4432731im only doing shoulders and abs today, so you can have all of mine
>>4432824the tan is nice, just make sure you run shirtless or something because >picture related is my tanline and it sucks. Go for it though, running is great
>>4432862oh gosh I used to get tans like that when I did basketball (outdoor). It was never that bad but definitely one of the reasons I decided to quit lol
>>4432862Will do, thanks for the advice Anon.
>>4432862I should start tanning.I'm pale as fuck!
>>4432871Ivan, it's good to be pale.The sun kills us, go into summer hibernation like me.
>>4432879>go into summer hibernation like me.But that's when my workouts get most intense!But I also do game and read more during summer to.
>>4432866quitting because of tanlines? Really? Hopefully there's more reasons than that! You could have just worn sunscreen or something
>>4432882Fine, i'll do it by myself then hmpf.
>>4432871i do too, i just plan on shirtless biking during the summer
>>4432885yeah now that I think about it that was a pretty pathetic reason to let it go, but to be fair I picked up an indoor dance class the next semester so I didn't just drop everything ;)
>>4432892oh okay, that's cool then. Just as long as you're doing something you like to do!~I wish I had the time to join some dance classes this year on the side, they look pretty fun (although I've never been in a dance class before). What style did you end up picking? There were too many choices for me to even begin choosing one
ITT: Hot guy wars.Too sick to participate or jelly troll. Ughhh.
>>4432504It's probably because that woman is Miyu.
>>4432924I chose tango just for shits n giggles, I'm not very good at it and it's not for beginners like me but I still get by and have some fun with it
>>4432959Failed my trip. So miserably sick.
>>4432959This is why I get on well with people, I am not hot enough to start wars.
Personally I prefer Blue.He's so fucking cute.I wish i had a dick so I can ram it in his ass and hear him cry.<3 Blue.
i'd do'em both.
>>4433025
Last night I had a dream that involved Reddickies. It was an horrible nightmare, that involved a guy without hands.Sage for I hate tripfagottry but I'm still enough of a fag to have dreams about it.
>>4433034>implying Blue isn't a massive sub with a femdom fetish.
>>4433033I know right. I got 2 holes.
>>4432964It somehow doesn't even suprise me that they're together. I guess the best looking guy always gets with the best looking girl because cosplay = highschool. I bet they will make a gorgeous looking couple and all but damn. I jelly.
>>4433044
>>4433054Let's make it happen.
Remember back in the day when all the guys on /cgl/ were bros and not having who's the prettiest princess contests?
>>4433064Sure, I'm also into DFC, just for future reference.
>>4432959>>4433002who are you? Not trying to be mean or anything, I just haven't seen you around too much before this week and I'd like to know your background and all that
>>4433073The new guys are megadouchers, and the old ones have moved onto greener pastures.
>>4433073im pretty sure all of the bros, hobbes, coffee, god, red, matt, charizard, mika, wes, and whoever else have each other added on facebook and get along just fine
>>4433073I agree, I like Maguma and Charizard if that's the type that you mean
Oh look another one of these threads...REPORTED!!!
>>4433087Been around a while, but haven't tripped or pinpointed who I am until this week. My posts were more sporadic, didn't trip until I posted my leather schoolgirl costume this week. Before that I didn't stalk it 16 hours a day like I do now.
>>4433111>bitter, aspiring chubzita, etc etc>mfw
>>4433073>prettiest princess contestBut I like that game!
Red.He's douchy but not in a hurtful way (or rather he doesn't try to be hurtful even if it may come off like that sometimes). CJ is just a dick.>>4432625you'd be surprised. I got kind of a deathwish.>>4432702>I'm from DenmarkCould you send me some of those Danish Kroners. They sound delicious!>>4432394There's only room for one Justin here. and it ain't you, wannabieber.
>>4433073>>4433073>>4433097New guys are not doches.Would your prefer we got back to the old days where all the male tripfags are ugly.Also the nice male tripfags are nice simply because they're ugly. They've earned the right to act like douchbags some times cause they've actually gone and worked out and transformed their bodies into something woman want.Better to be ugly and nice than ugly and a douchbag.
>>4433129They are.But what about some danish pastry instead maybe?
>>4433141>Also the nice male tripfags are nice simply because they're ugly. Yes because Western Fella, Mika, Charizard, and Dio are ugly.
>>4433089All except for Masa lol
>>4433019Blue is a pretty cool dude. Isn't narcissistic (From what I've seen so far) and isn't a misogynistic ass.
>>4433157Compare those 3 to the other male tripfags here who are known to be nice. They are clearly in the minority
>>4433141Here, just go back to the world where you came from. Because according to you, these guys deserve the attention they deserve.
>>4433169would people like them if they were nice, out of shape guys?
>>4433186>implying people like them
>>4433189Their fan websites, high profile guest appearances and fat paychecks say otherwise.
>mfw /cgl/ is obsessed with shirtless tripfags
>>4432473Damn bro good job. That is top of the line. Don't let her cosplay unless its just for you if you do you're a dumbass though for real. I would never let her out of the house in less than a parka.
>>4433194Gonna go out on a limb and say that most people watch that show because it's a trainwreck. It's like driving down the highway and seein' a car accident. You creep along, hopin' to see somethin' grotesque. It's like that. I'm just hopin' that when they start filmin' in Italy, someone says somethin' stupid to someone, and they get a hit put out on them.Anyways, just because you look good doesn't give you the right to be self-centered. Doesn't give you the right to put down people. Inb4 you're just ugly. I'm not the best lookin' guy, but dammit, who cares. I'm good people.
>>4433208Well /cgl/ is mostly female and the male tripfags of the past were flabby ugly men. Even the "nice" ones were far from being lookers and desperately thought that their nice personality would mask their lack of ascetics. Finally we have people posting on a regular basis who not only look descent but also have /fit/ bodies