he liked eggs so much he went to be a farmer
god it's like nobody knows this
jegus

>>4415409
He would

>>4415409
MFW NOPE.jpg

>>4415432
I know, but you can so picture him in overalls with a straw hat, right?

>>4415437
I'm picturing him taking it in the butt from a doberman

>>4415454
>mfw

>mfw I actually miss him

The boxes collapsed on top of him.

He's probably dead. His head might've popped from all the ugly women of cgl causing the consistent inflation of his big dumb ego.

He got lost while painting a room white

The tower of boxes finally toppled. Poor RedDickies, didnt see it coming until it was too late..

I saw him Saturday I think.

He's just posting less. Chill.

>>4415505
I'm so glad that dumb nigger is gone he was such a dumb nigger

>>4415505
That's crazy talk.

>>4415523
Does anyone actually know what happened to him or did he just stop posting?

didnt he say he was busy writting a paper?

>>4415546
Writting? Having had been already writ? Lol

>>4415523
Dickies started tripping under the name "Todd", the character from Scott Pilgrim he'd like to identify himself with.

>>4415552
sorry english is not my first language and i always forget is only one 't'

>>4415536
According to him in the last thread: His internet connection is dumb, school is dumb and women are dumb.

>>4415598 women
Too bad Dickies wouldn't know anything about those. He's a dumb faggot.

He went to the gym in a thunder storm, ya'll bitches mad?

>>4415647
I went to a thunderstorm in a gym. Because I'm better than him.

>>4415647
what does that have to do with anything? Red lives in America, where a motorized vehicle with a roof is a standard piece of property.

Aint like he went and ran 10k in a thunderstorm or something.

>>4415647
wow... it's you.

>>4415659
The only way to get Dickies to run a marathon is to be driving a dairy truck.

>>4415406
Whoa he's hot

>>4415688
duh
no homo

I think Iive in the same city as him.

Small world. Then again Louisville sucks ass.

>>4415695
cool thanks I didn't have that one. /saved

uh. also he is big and dumb and extremely gay and fat also.

>>4415700
Don't worry about it, I've got loads.
I don't know why I save these.

>>4415705
Yeah that makes you almost as gay as he is huh

>>4415713
Anon that hurts I am not gay :(

>>4415705
I'm starting to question your claims of no homo, Blue.

>his center
What are you trying to tell me captcha?

>>4415713
>gay
>talking to Miyu on the phone everyday
>mfw

>>4415734

>>4415737
That makes him even gayer. Nigga got friend-zoned already lol

>>4415508
okay this is weird for the rest of you youre all dumb. laura call me.

>>4415751
its ok Blue we love you anyway

>>4415674
hey babe <3

>>4415763
I told you they made threads about you!
:D

>>4415768
ilu2

>>4415697
louisville sucks

I don't understand why guys would save pics of other guys unless for a specific reason for other people. In this case if blue is saving the pics only to post them up later for everyon.... lol no that's just gay.

Anyway I look at it, it's just gay tendencies. I can understand motivational pics, but to save so many of one man?

>>4415773

>>4415773
I SAVE IT FOR MOTIVATION
IT HELPS ME LIFT MORE TO THINK MY BODY WILL LOOK LIKE THIS
GRRRRRRRR
no homo

>>4415781
this image sucks

>>4415784
please stick to brown hair it really looks better

>>4415784
>>4415784
OMFG You're alive. ;~;

okay laura called im gone

>>4415794

>"anonymous" thread about dickies starts
>dickies posts in it after being absent for a long time.

are you honestly that oblivious that he started this thread about himself?

>>4415784
TEACH ME YOUR SECRETS

hey!
we haven't had a dickies and blue thread in a long time.
i've been waiting to post this!!!!

>>4415803
Nah, there were 2 others. At least one I don't think he posted in.

It's possible that someone said "hey, thread about you, go calm them down and let them know you're not dead."

Redickies~ Blue ~ hobbes


Holy moley, it must be my birthday

>>4415827

>>4415779
>>4415781

>>4415833
saved

>>4415833
Blue you never gave me your skype. :(

>>4415893
I don't have Skype at the minute, sorry Anon ;w;
But I have an MSN.
Would you like that instead?
I don't really go on it that often though.

>>4415898
Sure I'll add you through yahoo. ;)

>>4415898
Psst. Blue. You should hook me up with your MSN.

>>4415783
Dickies looks like Robert Pattinson here

>>4415907
>>4415913
It's in the email field.

>>4415763
Woah. Odd that you replied directly to me..
(kirino.jpg)

I scrolled threads the day there were like 3-4 weightloss threads on and thought maybe I saw you say something, that's all.

Also, wanted to point out that.. tenleid is a different person. Not that it matters. But I don't want you to attribute my wonky antics to her. She's pretty chill.

Hey dickies have you made her yours yet? You're my fucking hero bro

>>4415943
Who is 'her'? This laura person?

>>4415938
..Man, this is the second time an anon has felt the need to tell RedDickies im not them. I dont get why.

>>4415943
I am a huge dumb beta faggot

Hail miyu

>>4416016
totally legit post
and i think you'll find i'm the only beta one in this thread
it's my god damn claim to fame

>>4416009
First time, I didn't think he saw it. I figured I'd do you a favor and not let him think you were someone you're not.
Don't worry about it, sis!

I'm also RedDickies

>>4416031
Also, I'm RedDickies as well too also

>>4415827
Dickies? K.
Blue? Well, he's got the yupster look going for him.
Hobbes?.... Why??

...Eh.

>>4416042
Cause they dont have super cool goggles like me.

>>4416069
hey you know i love you and all (no homo) but
and serious question here
do you own a shirt?

>>4416016

>>4416069
But you're a skeeny azn.


Oh right, /cgl/..

>>4416076
no but I do own a hat c:

>>4416102
that is a really nice hat i'm so jelly of that hat ;3

>>4416102
so tiny. Like a little baby.

>>4416112
LOL AAAAAAAAAAAWWWWW!
You're hillairyus. Thanks for being entertained and as adorable as possible.

Blue, enough with the no homo. U homo.

>>4416123
I think he's partially homo to be exact, sir/madam.

>>4416112
my hat <3s u too

>>4416122
No problem dood.

>>4416123
No I'm not :<

>>4416125
I'm not homo ;w;
Guys this is mean.

>>4415406
>mfw no one reads filenames and connects obvious shit

>>4416120
I lost alot of mass :\ slowly gaining it back.

>>4416112
>EyeAmtheStrongest

Blue is the best tripfag on this board.

Hobbes get at me. With some anal beads.

>>4416150

>>4416156
Hobbes your abs are so much nicer than mine. I wish I was as alpha as you bro.

>>4416170
Hey bro, we can shine together its k <3

>>4416179
Stimulate my prostate you beautiful man.

>>4416194
ok ; _ ;

Oh yea

Someone draw Hobbes making sweet love to Reddickies asshole :D

>>4416150
>>4416156
>>4416170
>>4416179
>>4416194
>>4416201
>>4416217
Red, if you're reading this, I tried everything in my power to stop this, but failed ;w;

>>4416194
Hobbes, you dropped your fake trip..

>>4416217
I would let blue videotape hobbes and matt taking turns donkey punching me

i think Blue is just bi and doesnt want to admit it

>>4416217
Actually.... If drawfags are taking suggestions.. I think there's a pair that the femanons would much rather see..

>>4416236
i second this
but what pair are you thinking about?

>>4416232

>>4416236
This one amirite?

>>4416102
sure got gay in here fast

>>4416250
???

>>4416255
Shouldn't be any surprise there, BOYo

>>4416250
Not sure who one of those people is.

But I don't want to mention the two I was thinking of.

>>4416255
u mad jelly I bench what you DL?

>>4416308
u dont even bench what i military press lol

>>4416316
I can dream cant I? :\

>>4416319

>>4416325
what?

>>4416327
>they want to fuck

>>4416336
Oh, fuck no.
He's not nearly adorable enough or alpha enough. Or you know... sane enough.

I found just amusement in his active imagination.

>>4416344
>show down over the internet

Ouuuuuchhhhhh.

>>4416344

>>4416359
>show
>shot
>didn't sage right
Fuck

>>4416344

Kind of begs the question, who has those qualities in /cgl/?

>>4416367
I'm at least sane!

>>4416369
/agree

>>4416369
holy shit you could probably have crazy adventures on that thing

>>4416391
nonono, perfectly sane adventures~!

so who is the king of cgl?

>>4416394
those are nofun, im not going to go around pretending to be sane for some random anon
i will have as much insane fun as i want

>>4416414
you've never been on one of my sane adventures.

>>4416421
you have never been on one of my insane ones

>>4416426
touche

>>4416426
I have, I really dont like you doing calculus homework in a mech suit.

>>this thread

>>4415984 who is laura?
Miyu. RedDickies is spreading rumors that he's going to "claim" her.

>>4416457
Go seek attention elsewhere you knobby little cunt. You remind me of a balsa wood bridge I built once except far less sexually appealing.

>>4416545
balsa wood *is* really damn sexy.

>>4416545
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

>>4416545
>>think I came in looking for attention
>>get pissed off
>>inadvertently give me attention anyways

>>4416217
drawfag here...
notsureifwanttodraw.jpeg

>>4416679
I gave that balsa wood bridge about 20 min of my attention. You've had 2 min of it so far. But I'm still flattered to have pleasantly surprised you with it. Don't you have a v-card to take care of before you turn 30 in a few years?

>>4416689
no.

>>4416689
draw me and hobbes being bros in a totally non-homo way

>>4416689
Draw Mika and Miyu <3

>>4416821
oh good, as much as I like drawing porn, I'm not much a fujo. I like this much better. Let me finish my essay first though

>>4416821
you can ride on my shoulders ;;

>>4416839

>>4416839
what shoulders?
:3

>>4416836

If you like drawing porn

Put me in a hetero scene like this, pic related

>>4416828
I can draw that. Mika would probably take Miyu missionary-style. He seems romantic like that.

>>4416845
The way he's squidging her boobs looks painful. :(

some anons seem to be under the impression that i am just completely full of shit or easily swayed fuck your shit miyu is mine i will conquer and completely ruin her shit

>>4416842
My shoulders silly :3
It should be
Me, Boy, Blue, Red we are all playing in a field with Gundams while Starfruit is being angry in the background.

Ilu kelly <3

But Nick is gross ew no hetero porn in the gay thread goddamn son

>>4416857
You are so full of shit

>>4416865
fuck your shit laura

>>4416847

Y-yeah, now that you point that out

It's like he's going after bread dough

How about this instead. :0

>>4416873
this is really gay also my pecs can do this

>>4416862
I don't know what I did to deserve love but I'll take it.

Also this thread is pretty gay.

>>4416873
GDI dude don't you have any porn where the girls boobs aren't ridiculous?

>>4416890

....

..yes

>>4416890
>>4416905
>shes likes nonridiculous breasts
thats cool

>>4416862

:l I'm Masa to you, pal.

>>4415943
i didnt even see this yeah i totally did get at me

>>4416917
>>4416905
More acceptable.

>>4416908
I'm not against bigger boobs, just on tiny girls it looks very odd. All things within proportion, or something.

>>4416905
>>4416917
I approve. Please continue

>>4416890
But but... I look like those image minus the race n skintone. :( I like dis.

My tits aren't ridiculous, sis. :(

>>4416965
I'm sure you don't look ridiculous dear, you're a real person. Just torpedo boobs don't exist outside of fake boobs and dat is not my thing.

>>4416928
:(
>mfw when I'm thinner than they are and tits nearly as big.. 32F

Trust me. Never had an onlooker voice a complaint unless they thought my tits were fake.

>>4416977
lol What are torpedo boobs?

This thread is making me even more ready to kick dickies in the mouth. But oddly I am turned on by all of it (except for that big dumb faggot in OP and the biological version of Death Valley that is known as motoko's dusty vagina cavity)

>>4416992
Boobs that look like torpedos? Large and seemingly ignoring the laws of gravity. Usually fake.

I'm sure you look fine, but boobs appearing almost as large as peoples heads still looks odd to me. But these are animu prons anyway.

>>4416939

Np. :)

>>4416992

o_o; Gee.

If you're a butterface though it could ruin everything. EVERYTHING

That's pretty rad though. :)

This thread hurts my fucking brain.

>>4417126
chill your wheels dumbo

>>4417108
Seriously. I have to keep my face up so that it doesn't pale in comparison. :|

ngl, very occasionally I wonder what part of me people are complementing.. but anyway. I'm out lol

>>4417142

Okay, see you later bigboobs. :D You were cool.

As you can see, he lived in a closet. His parents thought he moved out two years ago and finally figured out what's been running up the electricity bill and making their food disappear at night. They had previously been blaming their mexican neighbors.

Jesus Titty Fucking Christ.

What is going on here?

>>4417179
exactly

What the fuck guys, seriously.

finished my essay and since I didn't want to draw porn, so you get this! I'll probably color it if you want/ add people
Sorry if it looks nothing like them, I don't typically transfer from 3D to animu style

Also, would anyone like to post an actual picture of Miyu? I don't know what she looks like, I don't think

>>4417308
well it's not homo porn, but I like it
lol shota hobbes

>>4417308
I <3 u so much. but WHY AM I SO SHORT? I MEAN I HAVE AT LEAST A FOOT OVER BLUE

>>4417308

pfffhahahah

>>4417329
I dunno, man, you just always struck me as the shorter of the bunch! I think it's cute

>>4417308
You caught my glimmer.
♥

>>4417308
Can you add me in punching masa in the face? PLEASE.

If not I will compromise for just looking like I want to.

>>4417350
It's so you. ahaha
Glad you like it!

>>4417350

I think that's called the clap.

>>4417340
> thinks I'm short
>mfw
I'm 6ft tall ; _ ;

>>4417356
>>4417356
4weeks

>>4417358
I'm sorry Hobbes. ;__;
C-can you forgive me?
>>4417353
Yes! I like it! I'll see what I can do!

>>4417365

:<

>>4417353

>>4417340
blue how tall are you?

>>4417369

>>4417369
Yay, you're awesome! You know vaguely what I look like?

>>4417376
Oh quit that. Least you cropped me out I suppose. :|

>>4417369
y-yes I will <3

These threads are amusingly silly.

>>4417386

:0 I could show the drawfag the face you were making in that photo lolololol

If you're going to draw her punching me at least have her keep the DERP written all over her FACE.

>>4417308
Awww gotta love dat board love~ needs a /cgl/ mural

>>4417390
NO. >:|

>>4417386
Yep! I do~
>>4417390
ahaha okay, I'll make it a bit derpy!
>>4417387
if it's any consolation, you'd make a ridiculously cute shota
>>4417393
Maguma! You should be in this too

>>4417416
I guess it will do.

>>4417416

Brilliant.

>>4417462
Hahaha ok, this is pretty awesome.

>>4417462
You'll color it right? :D

>>4417462

>1/3rd of Gods ego

>>4417472
I'd like too! I think it'll have to wait until tomorrow though. I'll probably add the other guys (boy, charizard, maguma, wf) then too if I can figure out what I want to do with them

>>4417462

Everything wrong with new /cgl/ in one picture.

Someone post the superior christmas edition

>open this
>read thread
>mfw

>>4417462
>Implying people aside from tripfags and blue himself think blue is remotely attractive

>>4417504
>new

>>4417514
>implying it was implying that

sure is jelly and mad in here
if you want attention make a trip and spam the board, its not hard

>>4417462

Pfffhahahahah

this is priceless, you even got my hair right

Pic related, thank you

>>4417504
Not 'cause I necessarily think it's superior, I just like /cgl/ drawfaggery

>captcha: they orestain
D:

>>4417504
>new /cgl/ in one picture.
>Thinks Ai-Honey, Masa, God and Mika are new

>>4417690
Outside of Masa I have no idea who the rest of them are supposed to be