Lemonade, lemonade everywhere.

Potatoes, Potatoes everywhere

Who?

if i see a ragged version of myself from the future trying to warn me away, i will ignore them and continue on, for the sake of the space time continuum and science.

Johnsons, johnsons everywhere.

I'll keep an eye out for the mantis people

No security, all "science".

Oh christ, we're all going to die.

Is it just me, or does OP's pic look like an amalgamation of Lyndon B Johnson and Richard Nixon?

>>4386987
Its not just you

I don't think my body has enough room for all the cancers i'd be getting

>>4387120
Don't worry, the guys'll get rid of all these tumors.

>>4386937
You poor, poor person.

oh my god tumors.. tumors everywhere.

Better bring an umbrella for all the gel.

Welcome to Fanime. I'm Cave Johnson, the con chairman. Now, upon entering the convention center you may have noticed that the air conditioning system has made the environment a lot cooler than the weather outside. This is normal. We've been pumping an experimental pathogen into the air conditioning ducts that makes your blood slowly freeze as you walk. If you are in costume containing any sort of leather or spandex try not to sit in any of the metal folding chairs we have in our screening rooms. The boys in the lab say it may cause your bones to stick to your skin. If this has already happened come see us at the information desk and we'll replace your skin for you. Free of charge.

I'm bleeding gasoline, but it's supposed to do that. So I'm ok.

He told me there'd be cake. Have you guys seen it?

I want my 60$.

>>4388558

>>4388587
Kill yourself.

I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS. WHAT THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?

Now, some of you may have noticed that during the convention a large number of rotund women have been sporting gaudy victorian doll dresses. These are what our engineers call 'Lolitas'. part human, part caribou, these hungry hamfisted lady-beasts have been bred by science to stand out in a crowd for testing purposes. Although normally harmless, you MAY want to move out of the way if two of them meet each other in a hallway as they have been known to tear each other's hair out violently.

Which reminds me: make more fake hair for the behemoths.

Yes

yes

yes

This thread is going over my head like a Blue Angels Show.

>>4388558
i read that entirely in his voice