Got my dick suck by a Pan (Dragon Ball Z) cosplayer at Anime Expo a few years ago.

HOw's that for a con story?

>>4385321
Dunno sounds fun, tell us more about it.
I've heard chicks on cons are mega slutty.

>>4385326
I don't kiss and tell but she was drunk and horny, I was drunk and a bit horny, went to the top floor stairway of the hotel I was staying it and she sucked me off right then in there.

And yeah, many girls at cons are slutty.

I'll give you three. 1st one is good, second one bad, third one WTF.

>Street Fighter cosplay group, going as Cammy
>We're all in really good cosplay, huge group, people love it
>suddenly, equally huge and awesome Mortal Kombat group comes up
>Everyone compliments each other, things are going awesome
>suddenly, a huge battle circle forms
>everyone takes turns battling PERFECTLY in character against each other, MK vs SF
>Totally the coolest thing ever, pictures, vids, and audio was taken, sadly most of my saved files were lost when my computer crashed
>easily the best Con moment of my life

>inb4 period blood story and injection story

>And yeah, many girls at cons are slutty.

Only for pretty dudes. Which are few and far between at gatherings of fat smelly neckbeards otherwise known as anime cons.

>>4385349
What's the definition of pretty dude at a con?
Guido, girlish boy or what?

>>4385352
Something you will never be.

>>4385359
I kind of look like edward furlong If he hadn't fattened up.

Bad

>At some boring ass small local con
> In a some what small Scott Pilgrim group (just Scott, Kim, Ramona, Gideon,Stephen, and Knives)
>I'm Kim Pine
>Our Scott, Stephen and I are actually musicians, decide to play some of the songs by Sex Bob-omb from the movie for a skit
>Get on stage, play through the 2 songs we said we would
>I count off the 3rd song, suddenly a hambeast Ramona not in our group staggers on stage hammered
>think she's faking, laugh it off, and tell her to wait with Knives and Wallace
>Realize she's not faking when she tries to sit in my lap and make out with me
>Crowd starts to laugh nervously
>Drum stool falls over because of her weight, she falls ontop of me
>starts trying to dry hump me, security finally intervenes realizing it's not part of the act
>drag hambeast off kicking and screaming
>we don't finish the act, crowd claps and cheers hard for us anyway
MFW this went down

>>4385364
Wow! that must have been very embarrassing specially on stage!

Here's a personal favorite that happens at every convention:

>Walk around
>Don't know what to do
>See groups of people having fun
>Avoid them because I don't want to bother anyone
>I'm a creep
>I'm a weirdo
>What the hell am I doing here
>I don't belong here
>I don't belong here
>Forever alone

>>4385364
cont. WTF
(This one didn't take place at a con, but there was a con a block away)

>friend and I eating at a diner before we go to the con
>SUDDENLY DR. HOUSE WITH A BOOM BOX
>Sambas in with glasses, cane, and a few of the other MD staff in tow
>Samabas around the tables, then walks out
He didn't order anything either. He just dance walked in, and then out.

>>4385377
can I live in your world?

>>4385375
Yes it was pretty horrifying. Both for me and my band mates because we were in the middle of an act, and because I was the center of it.

I have no idea who she was, but she smelled like booze and garlic.

>>4385380
It's not nearly as awesome as it sounds. The three con stories I told were pretty much the extremes of what I've experienced. Other than that, most of my experiences have been fairly normal.

This thread needs more sex stories. I came in here to hear stories about awkward and smelly con sex.
All I got was funny stories.

>>4385335
Injection story?

>>4385364

hahah are you such a fucking weenie you couldn't push the hambeast off of you? what was she like 300 lb?

10/10 though I lol'd and felt bad for you ;(

>Meet random girl at con, asks me where she can park
>Tell her where to go, she doesn't get it
>Tells me to get in car
>I do
>Her guy friend calls, makes me answer
>Dude has a mega crush on this girl
>Try to hook them up, as this was an out of state con
>Otherwise I would have gone for it myself, girl was hot as fuck and was hitting on me all day
>She made me walk next to her all the time and hold her hand
>Was with another girl I met during con anyway
>Get stalked by Brazilian guy all day
>Had to keep shooing him away, Asian guy who liked said girl was too much of a pussy to do it
>Asian guy hooks up with the girl after I tell him what to do, I am master

this one time some hambeast sprayed silly spray all over me and yelled HA HA YOU JUST GOT JIZZED ON BY SPIDERMAN

it didnt ruin my costume/wig, but it took forever to get that shit off.

Man this thread was slow to take off. It's been an hour with little to no action. You guys usually eat shit up like this. Anyways:

>>4385453
Well it wasn't just her weight. I mean she broke 200, but she was also a good deal taller than I was, and she had me pinned to the floor in an awkward position that made it almost impossible for me to push her off. Honestly, I probably could have moved her, but security quickly took care of her shortly after she fell on me.

>>4385481
We've had at least 2 or 3 weeaboo stories threads this week. no new content.

>>4385481
You secretly enjoyed it.
GASP

>>4385481

eh I can see that. Plus it looks kinda bad to go full ape mode and just shove her off real angry in front of a bunch of people.

This is how cons in germany look like.

What are the chances of getting a con slut if I'm not in cosplay? Also, what if I'm not totally fanatical about anime?

>>4385534

At night time during rave, 10/10.

Day time if you have game/Night time not raving, 10/10. Just gotta know what to look for, plus the bigger chicks are almost a guaranteed 100% boning chance even if you're a zombie.

>>4385543
Not a zombie. 26 y/o male. Been approached at a con before by a chick that invited me to a hot tub. I was much younger (meaning less attractive in terms of grooming and personality) and I didn't pick upon the signal at the time. It's all good, though, cause she probably had diseases.

I can tolerate a little chub but even I hold sluts to certain standards.

>>4385505
That looks like some chick I know ._.

>>4385556
Sheeet. Elaborate. You from germany? Is she your crush? Have you just been ntrd?

>>4385316
>>4385326
>>4385327
This guy is my hero. He's like Mr. Bean almost.

>>4385561

>>4385572
>>4385574

<3

>>4385556
Tell us more

>>4385580

I would have the same look on my face, complete sausage fest. The hambeast doesn't count.

>>4385574

holy fuck I love this guy.

>>4385428

injection story.

>>4385678
Thanks
Holy fuck I would have literally killed someone if they injected me with blood
I raged that it didn't end with her getting her ass kicked.

>>4385589
>>4385585
>>4385580
>>4385574
>>4385572
>>4385327
>>4385326
>>4385316

Who is this guy?

>>4385782

http://redlettermedia.com/half-in-the-bag-scream-4-and-no-brand-con/

Mike Stoklasa from Red Letter Media. He's probably best known for the Mr. PIinkett character for the Star Wars prequel reviews.

They did a recent thing at a con and this is their kinda review of it. The pics of him are a photo montage of his "great" time there.

>At a con, not cosplaying; just a group of friends and myself wearing different Lantern Corps shirt, and one randomly wearing a Flash shirt.
>Having a good time with friends.
>Suddenly, hambeasts and neckbeards appear.
>Thrash friends and myself for liking comics.
>Say manga is better than anything and we're fags for liking comics.
>Friend gets pissed, calls one a "Weeaboo cunt."
>Dude decides to push her.
>I interview, get punched in nose, bleeding.
>Flip shit, punch him in the throat.
>Security shows up.
>All kicked out.
>Round of applause as friends and I are escorted out a different way from weeaboo group.
>Had lunch after went home and video games.

>>4385829
10/10 would rage again
no seriously
fuck weebs.

>Feet hurt from walking all day
>Take off uncomfortable shoes and sit down
>Some guy comes over to sit next to me and talk
>He keeps staring at my feet while talking about mundane shit
>Footfag strokes my foot
>I go to the bathroom and sit in a stall instead

>>4385852
Best part was, a few weeks later, same group of friends see about three people from there group at a local comic store.

>>4385829
I would have just called security and got them kicked out.

>>4385864
Planned on just ignoring them, but right when we all decided to walk away, my one friend decided to respond and pretty much started everything. We didn't lose any money, we helped set everything up, so we got in free, but we were just raging over the fact that we got kicked out along with the assholes. Oh well, we had fun afterwards anyway. At least, once I was able to breath through my nose again. I find it appropriate that I was wearing a Red Lantern shirt of the group.

>>4385875
Nice.

>Be a fourteen year old wandering around Dragon Con by herself
>So many guys following me around
>Everywhere
>...
>They're just being nice!

>Walk in to friend giving a Bridget cosplayer a sloppy drunken blowjob on our shared bed
>Walk out

>>4385900
is your friend a guy?

>>4385901

No. She was cosplaying as May and had been after Bridget's dick all day. I didn't know she brought him back to our room to get him drunk.

>>4385910
not so bad...

>At a con.
>Met cute cosplayer cosplaying as Rika.
>Talked for a bit.
>Kept seeing each other around.
>Asked if she wanted to grap something to eat at concessions.
>Bought her something.
>Talk for what seems like hours [good thing]
>Hit it off.
>Kiss.
>Decide to go to my hotel room.
>Make out.
>Find out it's a trap.
>Freak out slightly, she cries.
>Kiss her, saying it doesn't matter.
>Continue.
>Several years later, now engaged.

Went gay bro.

>>4385930
oh god my heart <3

congrats

>>4385926

Aww!

>>4385930
D'awww. :)

>Was at a convention, horsing around, having fun, the usual.
>Costume contest comes up.
>Watch it, seeing some cute people.
>See one chick who is hot as hell.
>Decide to talk to her.
>Wait till things were over with the contest.
>Went up to her.
>Introduced myself and said that she had an amazing costume and she should have won.
>Said thanks and told me her name.
>We flirted and chatted for a bit.
>Decided to have fun.
>Go to her hotel room.
>Made out almost the whole way there.
>Got to her floor, almost started tripping over each other.
>Looked for her card/key for her room.
>Found it.
>Opened the door
>Got on the floor
>Everybody did the dinosaur.

>>4385940

>>4385937
>>4385939
I'll invite you guys to the wedding <3

>>4385940

>>4385930

>Never been to a con.
>Too scared, nervous.
>Wants to cosplay badly, but once again, too sacred, nervous.
>Reads these stories and thinks, "Lucky people" then cries a little on the inside.
>Works out constantly to be able to cosplay.

feelsbadbro.jpg

>>4385967
just go to one bro, if u have any friends who cosplay then try to go with them

>>4385974
I'm workin up the huevoes to go to one coming up. Trying to slim down enough to be able to pull off a good Danny Phantom cosplay. Currently at 173, but still not good enough. At least I can do a Red Lantern. No spandex involved in anything. So not chub-chub will be seen.

>>4385983

There's always Choji

>>Go to first con ever in Cinncinatti
>>Large hotel, small con, don't know where to buy badge
>>Wander around in costume, not knowing where anything was
>>See people playing ps2 ddr in tiny conference room
>>Get weird looks from normal people just there to stay the night
>>Get bored and drive 3 hours back home

=\

>>4385967

>>4385989
True. If all else fails, pull out Choji.

>Wondercon 2011
>No costume
>See a dozen different Scott Pilgrim cosplays
> My red hair and freckles prevent me from being anything other than a gender-flipped version of Kim
>Feel completely underdressed in a Mass Effect t-shirt

I admit I had never even considered cosplay before, but a friend at school introduced me to it with some Axis Powers Hetalia cosplays that I found slightly cool. I've kind of experimented with different genres, but, again, being a ginger severly limits my options outside of hair dye and makeup.

Though I am considering just doing that so I can dress as Scott for New York Comic Con this year.

>>4385991
;-; I'm sorry bro.

>>4386006

Wigs, bro.

>>4386016
And makeup, just saiyan.

>enter cosplay chess as Hinata
>suddenly end up in front of some fat guy wearing a very tight Organisation XIII jacket. He's just wearing it, no hair styling or wig.
>start feeling nervous when he starts ogling my chest
>suddenly says to me "You know, you should have stuffed them a lot more"
>laugh nervously, look around and get yelled at to keep looking straight ahead on the board
>he moves closer to me until he's basically breathing down my neck, still staring at my boobs. I can't escape because there are people all around and I keep getting yelled at to stay on the board
>find out later he was standing next to my friend's little sister and told her his father liked to get drunk and chase him with scissors

I saw him at another convention last year in the same outfit. I freaked out and ran away.

This was also the same convention I got kidnapped by a landwhale. She proceeded to corner me and then brush my wig for half an hour whilst trying to get me to say "naruto-kun" in a cute voice. My Hinata wig is totally ruined now.

>>4386057
I feel so sorry for you.

>>4386057
>She proceeded to corner me and then brush my wig for half an hour
>half an hour

I am hereby awarding you the Floppy Vagina trophy, for being the weakest pussy in the whole entire goddamn universe. Why, oh why, oh WHY did you not make an attempt to get out of that situation? Don't come crying to the internet about bad things happening if you can't even raise your own fucking voice at the time it's happening.

>>4386057

Why didn't you just tell the guy to stop staring at your tits? If nothing else, it would have humiliated him with everyone around.

>>4386082
>>4386080
She was obviously in character. Duh.

I'm kinda high and in a sappy mood, so I'll give you my romantic life, as chronicled by Fanime.

>Fanime '07 is my first con
>Really like this guy who's a friend of a friend, plan to meet him in person for the first time at the con
>I get to the con a day late due to a car crash, he's hooked up with another chick instead
>despite calls, never hear from him all weekend
>or ever again

>Fanime '08
>Been with first girlfriend nearly a year, it's reeeeeeally long distance though and mainly online.
>promise to buy her stuff at the con and mail it to her
>Spend probably half my spending cash on gifts for her that I will ultimately never give her
>Also, had a slight celebrity crush on behindinfinity before I knew she was a girl (pic related)
>Find her, try to talk to her a couple times, but I'm awkward as fuck
>Finally ask if I can hang with her on Sunday because I couldn't find my friends
>More awkwardness from me, but she and merkymerx seemed cool about it.
>They're both so sweet
>my crush does not go away

>>4386124

>Fanime '09
>Girlfriend dumped me, then took me back, then disappeared from the internet for two weeks
>On super-ultra-mega rebound come con time
>Run into friend and her friends on Sunday
>one girl, who I've met before, doesn't recognize me at first
>Friend makes a comment that she was too busy staring at my boobs
>We laugh it off
>Then end up hanging out together while the others comb the Dealer's room
>and end up flirting
>She invites me to her room
>Other people are in the room, so no sex, we all just watch Hetalia

>Fanime 2010
>Been with that girl nearly a year
>couple cosplays every day
>sex every night
>bed to ourselves because she paid for the room
>Fuck yeah

Now Fanime 2011 is coming up and we're still happily together <3

>>4385983

Dude, keep going for it. Your determination is inspirational.

>>4385930

So cute. Pic related. My heart exploded.

>Megacon
>Cosplaying Alice Lidell
>Feeling bad about myself cause I was still in pain from my surgery and was being a downer on my friends
>Wandering around alone
>Little tiny cheerleader toddler yells "Alice!"
>Stop, smile
>"Have you seen the white rabbit?"
>She says no
>Mom takes picture of me hugging her
>Tell her she's a really pretty cheerleader.
>She beams and runs off with her mommy
>Feel instantly better and convention MADE.

>>4386198
>Continued

>Heading back to hotel room
>See some guy with a troll face taped on his face doing the haters gonna hate walk
>There's a Miku, a Scar, and someone else following him
>All doing the haters gonna hate walk
>Troll dude does a little jump/skip thing
>Miku does it
>Scar and other person do it too
>Continue haters gonna hating

>Stare at them until they disappear into the crowd
>Finally understand how Alice felt when she saw the white rabbit.

>>4386205

That's really cute.

>>4386205

I want that to happen to me D: