>>4380711
AND THE MILLIONS

>>4380711
OF THE ROCK'S FANS THAT NOT ONLY IS HE THE PEOPLE'S CHAMPION, BUT HE'S ALSO THE COSPLAYER'S CHAMPION AS WELL.

UNLIKE THOSE JABRONI COSPLAYERS THAT WASTE THE ROCK'S TIME MAKING HORRIBLE OUTFITS MADE OF MONKEY CRAP, THE ROCK KNOWS HOW TO LAY THE SMACKDOWN ON THE MASQUERADE STAGE. THE ROCK WILL NOT HESITATE TO MAKE ANOTHER ELECTRFYING 800 DOLLAR SHIRT OR PAIR OF 600 DOLLAR SHOES IN ORDER TO PROVE WHY, WITHOUT A DOUBT, THAT HE IS THE PEOPLE'S COSPLAYER.

TO ALL THE TROLLS THAT HAVE BEEN MUCKING UP THE COSPLAYER'S BOARD, WITH ALL THEIR PATHETIC COMPLAINTS AND ANNOYING POSTS, THE ROCK WANTS YOU TO KNOW YOUR ROLE AND SHUT YOUR MOUTH BEFORE THE ROCK HAS TO CHECK YOU INTO THE SMACKDOWN HOTEL.

SO THE NEXT TIME ONE OF YOU GOOD FOR NOTHING, ASS CLOWNS WANT TO CREATE ANOTHER VENDETTA THREAD THE ROCK HAS A SUGGESTION FOR YOU. YOU TAKE ALL THAT DRAMA, ALL THOSE CRAPPY PHOTOS, ALL THOSE LONG POSTS YOU WANT TO MAKE....YOU ROLL THEM UP INTO A LITTLE BALL, AND YOU SHOVE THEM STRAIGHT UP YOUR CANDY ASSES!

>>4380716

10/10

Noted.

>>4380742
ROCKY! ROCKY! ROCKY! ROCKY!

>>4380711
Actually, you don't "whoop" an ass, you "whup" it.

>>4380711
>>4380742
IF YOU SMELL

WHAT THE ROCK

IS COOKING

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfwNRY6y0nA&feature=related

>>4380711

JR: BAW GAWD KING, AFTER ALL THIS TIME THE PEOPLE'S CHAMP HAS MADE A RETURN TO THE WORLD OF COSPLAY.

The King: Yeah whatever JR, this board still sucks

JR: Don't you understand King, The Rock is already seeded to be the number one contender for the Undisputed World Cosplay Championchip.

The King: I'm only here for the cosplay fap threads and the ginny nudes. Those have puppies!

JR: Real mature man you are King

>>4380716
- the

So if you haven't seen this thread before he's been going around to the various boards and making posts of this type. Don't worry about it. All in good fun.

I nostalgia'd like mad in the last few weeks though. Stone Cold Steve Austin and The Rock doing work, just like the old days. All we need is DX but well they've popped up a few times in the last many years and HBK is retired now.

>>4380752
IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW THE ROCK SPELLS "WHOOP"

lol where's scott steiner when you need him, big poppa pump

>>4380785

lol 10/10

>>4380785
Oh my goodness

>>4380779
I think this guy might be different. He's using different pictures than from the guy on /v/ and it seems he knows a bit more about the board than the average passerby

>>4380785
fuck I lol'd

ROCKY
ROCKY
ROCKY

Rock you might be the cosplayer's champion but I'm the toughest SOB to ever walk the convention hall.

Now if you wanna see Stone Cold give a stunner on Vic Mignogna and stomp a mudhole in a bunch of Hetalia cosplayers give me a hell yeah.

>>4380820
HELL YEAH!!!

>>4380820

Hell yeah!

I'm rooting you Rock!

>>4380820
HELL YEAH!

>>4380843
>>4380846
>>4380853

This whole thread is making me moist like I've never been moist before.

>>4380866
BAWH GAWD! BAWH GOD! STONE COLD! STONE COLD! STONE COLD!

/cgl/ I love you and it's because I love you that I'm here for an intervention.

Cosplayers you're addicted to your drama and are in denial of your weaknesses.

Tripfags, your constant partying and consumption of alcohol is poisoning your bodies. What you think is having a good time is just you destroying yourselves from the inside.

You can have fun without drama, without trolls, without the room parties. Be a straight edge like me and have the strength to just say no.

THE BOULDER REGRETS TO INFORM YOU THAT /CGL/ IS HIS TERRIRTORY

>>4380902

>>4380924

>>4380924
YOU THINK YOU CAN COME ONTO THE ROCK'S BOARD AND INSULT THE COSPLAYER'S CHAMPION? LISTEN HERE YOU GIGANTIC PIECE OF MONKEY CRAP, THE ROCKS IS TELLING YOU KNOW YOUR DAMN ROLL AND SHUT YOUR DAMN MOUTH.

NORMALLY THE ROCK WOULD JUST COME OVER THERE TO LAYTH THE SMACKETH DOWN ON YOUR CANDY ASS AND GIVE ALADDIN'S MONKEY HIS HAT BACK BUT I DON'T THINK YOU GOT WHAT IT TAKES IN ORDER TO BEAT THE ROCK CAUSE RIGHT NOW YOU'RE NOT EVEN WORTHY ENOUGH TO EVEN BE THE COSPLAYER'S CAMWHORE.

YOU LOOK LIKE JOHNATHAN COACHMAN AFTER HE INJECTED HIMSELF WITH STEROIDS AND I BET YOUR BALLS ARE JUST AS SMALL AS HIS TOO. IF YOU CAN'T BEAT A LITTLE BLIND GIRL WHO PLAYS WITH PEBBLES. IF YOU CAN'T WIN AGAINST HERE THEN GOING ONE ON ONE WITH THE GREAT ONE IS LIKE COMPETING AT COMIC-CON MASQUERADE WITH A HETALIA SKIT

>mfw this whole thread

This thread has the potential to be archived

...

Gawd Damn, this reminds me of how I used to try wrestling moves on my teddy bears on my trampoline when I was younger.
Fuck, I looked up to Eddie Guerrero so much ;w;
>sage for off topic

This thread has made me too happy guys.

OP, I read all your posts in his voice. Good job

>>4381062

Did the same thing. Stopped when I tried to frog splash my teddy and ending up with a broken arm. Good times, good times.

>>4380924
>>4381014
>>4380820

TIME FOR ALL YOU SONSABITCHES TO STEP OFF.

THIS IS MY BOARD NOW, AND I CLAIM THIS PIECE A SHIT

FOR /co/!

>>4381140
This is The Rock's board now

>>4381236

THAT'S AN INTERESTING WAY TO SPELL "GRIMLOCK".

You know Rock, you may infact be the Peoples champ, but I am THE CHAMP, so if your The Peoples Cosplayer, then i must be THE COSPLAYER. period! Your accomplishments arent even close to mine, you lost to Chris jericho and played in many bad movies, I SAVED THE FUCKIN WORLD! So you can take your shitty cosplay, turn the sumbitch side ways AND STICK IT STRAIGHT UP YOUR....no ..THE CHAMP is too cool to use your shitty catchphrase mr. tooth fairy!

>>4381273

Satan. Don't, just-don't.

Don't make me lay a delirious biznasty rhyme on your ass.

>>4381273
The Champ, you say? THE CHAMP IS HERE!

>>4381321

My business is with Rock, not with you, fool.
Whatever your rhyme will be, it wont be cool.

I saved the world from the devistating monsters cell and buu.
All you did was suck on your lovers dick and cried BOOHOO

Im the master of the ring and everyones champ!
Just the sight of me makes the ladies damp.

so go ahead and try your rhyme
but im telling you it will be a waste of time

Cause my words are like titanium, so strong they will blow your cranium while im doing your X girlfriend in her front AND back stadium.

WORD

Please violate me and make me the mother of your babies.

>>4381358

is it bad i read this in Mr. Satans voice?

>>4381273
DID YOU JUST DISRESPECT, THE PEOPLE?

LISTEN HERE YOU MONKEY ASS ERASER HEAD. BEFORE YOU GO AND WACK OFF WITH YOUR OTHER SATAN LOVING BUTT BUDDY MARSH, THE ROCK IS GOING TO SET YOU STRAIGHT ON HOW VALUABLE THE PEOPLE ARE.

THINK BACK THEN MR. SATAN. THINK BACK TO THE FINAL SPIRIT BOMB YOU HELPED CREATE TO SAVE THE WORLD. WHO GAVE THEIR ENERGY FOR THAT SPIRIT BOMB? IT WASN'T MR. SATAN'S SPIRIT BOMB, IF THAT HAPPENED THEN YOUR TURD SNIFFING IDIOT SELF WOULD HAVE AIMED IT AT THE WRONG DIRECTION.

NO, IT WAS THE PEOPLE. THE PEOPLE MADE THAT SPIRIT BOMB AND IT WAS THE PEOPLE THAT SAVED THE WORLD, NOT YOU AND NOW YOU WANT TO GO AND SAY THAT YOU'RE BETTER THAN THEM? WELL THE ROCK THINGS YOUR NOT THE CHAMP, THE ROCK THINKS THAT YOU'RE NOT A COSPLAYER, THE ROCK THINKS YOU'RE JUST ANOTHER ASS CLOWN LOOKING TO TRY TO STEAL THE SPOTLIGHT FROM THE GREAT ONE. YOU'RE NOT EVEN A COSPLAYER MR SATAN. HELL WITH THAT CRAPPY OUTFIT YOU'RE WEARING, THAT'S NOT EVEN GOOD ENOUGH FOR CLOSET COSPLAY. IN FACT THE ROCK HAS A NEW CATEGORY FOR YOUR LEVEL OF SUCK AND IT'S CALLED DUMPSTER COSPLAY.

SURE THE ROCK HAS BEEN IN BAD MOVIES AND EVEN LOST TO Y2J BUT THAT DOESN'T MATTER ANYMORE. WHAT DOES MATTER IS THAT THE ROCK IS ABOUT TWO STEPS AWAY FROM WALKING DOWN THE PEOPLE'S RAMP AND BEAT YOU SO HARD THAT YOU'LL BE COSPLAYING MR. POPO FOR LIFE.

GOOD THING YOU MENTIONED THE TOOTH FAIRY CAUSE AFTER THE ROCK KNOCKS OUT ALL OF YOUR TEETH FROM YOUR IGNORANT JABRONI MOUTH, THE ROCK WILL MAKE SURE TO LEAVE ENOUGH QUARTERS BEHIND FOR YOU TO BUY SOME RESPECT TOWARD THE PEOPLE AND A NEW HAIRCUT.

>>4381358

Tick-tock, rockin' round the clock,
knock knock who's there?
OH SHIT IT'S GRIMLOCK!

Cut you up just like Bro Strider,
I'll sic sick fires on you
like my names Ghost Rider!
Serve you as meal
With a glass of cider

And all hail you? How about all hail me!
After all, I'm the king you see!
I'm the best where I'm from
and bitch when I'm done

Won't be enough left of you
even to put into a stew

So your name's Mr. Satan?
Well on my nerves you're gratin'
Kick you down a well
send you straight back to hell

>>4381383

No, that means you read it right, as I did.

>>4381408

oh god, my sides

Rock, I take back what I said earlier-this is your board, for you sir just made my goddamn day.

CHASE WANG....YOU'RE FIIIIIIIIIIRED

Also the main event of the con will be a Fatal Four Way between The Rock, Grimlock, Mr. Satan and The Boulder

>>4381408
Manly tears. Manly tears.

>>4381390

Rock it seems you have Misunderstood THE CHAMP, i wasnt insulting THE PEOPLE, i was insulting YOU, YES without the people we would no longer exist. THE PEOPLE is what makes the things that you and me do worth it, HOWEVER, when WWE was in a time of need, WHEN THE PEOPLE WERE IN A TIME OF NEED, no good wrestlers other then Taker and Shawn micheals, where were you? You left them to make shitty movies. I LOVE the people, ill say it again, THE CHAMP LOVES THE PEOPLE, THEY are what keep me going! I WILL DEFEND THESE PEOPLE until the end of time, as long as there is breath in my lungs, I WILL DEFEND THESE PEOPLE. Which is why i called out to them to help us beat Buu. i had a great life, if i didnt care for these people, i would have let buu live, i lived a full life. BUT I CARE WHICH IS WHY IM HERE, if someone offered you enough money you would go and leave the people in a heart beat, liek you did for 7 years DWAYNE!

Now before you start embarrasing yourself more Dwayne i sugjest you appologize to the people and start showing you truely care. You came back to the WWE to Host wrestlemania, THE PEOPLES WRESTLEMANIA, now im not sure if its because your movies werent selling and you needed money or you did it because you really cared, if you leave again, EVER AGAIN, i personally will walk down the PEOPLES RAMP, step into the squared circle, THE PEOPLES RING, and i will deliver an ass whooping with the force of THE PEOPLES spirit bomb, that isnt a threat, THATS A PROMISE!

>>4381441

ITT yfw you read this in their voices

>>4381409

Now in responce to your rap
i will say that was crap

It was pretty bad dude, made me kinda sick
but im sure thats what your girl said when she saw your small sized dick

Hey but its cool you take after john cena
but just to let you know real rappers are much meana

Now go and read a dr suess book and learn to rhyme
well that is if your mom will give you that much time

come back to me when you think you can prove your a real OG.
SO thats essentially whenever your sad ass will hit puberty!

>>4381441
>>4381408
>>4381358
>>4381273
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXHUzQqKowo

Rock, Satan. Now before you two get any closer and do your best to reenact Kingdom Hearts II skits I got to voice my own disagreements.

What it takes to be the Undisputed World Cosplay Title is not the people, the fans or even skills. All you need is lots of money and you can just BUY all the great outfits you need.

Now if you excuse me gentlemen, I'm going to win another Best in Show award with my awesome dance moves and BOUGHT costume

>>4381517
>>4381498
>>4381441
>>4381408
>>4381358

IT'S LIKE I'M WATCHING A REAL WRESTLING PROMO
>>4381273

>>4381517

SHANE, this is a conversation between the two biggest names in the world. so before you insult the people and before you insult my skills and the rocks....well his lack there of skill I SUGGEST you go backstage and start crying to daddy and leave the MEN to talk. The fans vote on the cosplays. Money may buy the material but the fan, THE PEOPLE, decide!

>>4381498

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJ0LKX2tF5M Droppin' a beat.

Satan

I don't have time for you-
Asses to beat, bitches to screw
Time to make it known
just why I'm the king
And as the lions roar
I too shall do my thing

Number one on the block,
It's time to rock,
Quicker than light and sound together
Faster than the lightning if I'm the weather

Tolerance for shit: zip nadda none,
I just cooked you like a turkey bitch,
Past medium rare, your ass is done.

Gonna keep cool and not blow my top
but that's not to say the rhymes'll stop
Far from it fucker, I'm here to stay:
I'm the Knight of Flow bitch, get outta the way.

>>4381535
I'm sorry but I'm not the type to listen to advice from people in the novice category. Go ahead and finish your "manly" conversation which we all know is gonna end in the two of you doing the Hare Hare Yukai. Don't be distracted by my amazing Intercontinental Master Championship while you perform.

Hey, HERCULE, yeah I'm calling you that cause even American censors can push you around, guess how many dollars I put into my latest costume.

>>4381561

hmm funny, that looks like the european championship. that your dad rigged so you could win. see your dad pays for your cosplays cause you cant get a real job other then sucking it DX style. Me i fought and bled for my money so i can make my cosplay. IM the true Cosplay CHAMP!

You're right Hercule you are good at cosplay that you've bled for. Too bad all that blood came from the last time we fought with my wonderful Coast to Coast move. That stunt helped me win not only people's favorite but judges award as well.

Care to wear that cosplay again. I have a garbage can with your name on it.

/cgl/ cosplay and wrestling

>>4381555

Ive got to say that was pretty rad
maybe i underestimated you, just a tad.

but for you being number one, im sorry thats a lie,
you will always take home silver no matter how hard you try.

But hey man its cool after your last rap you earned The champs thumb's up and keep up the good work.
You have proved to the champ your not a smug type of jerk

Its not often that people earn that so keep it near and dear, and never fear of the queer, or a rabid dear. CAUSE IM THE CHAMP AND IM HERE, AND IM HERE FOR YOU, that is true, leaving you is something i would NEVER DO, so say my name and say it LOUD, prove that your my fans and you are PROUD, i have many accomplishments in my life but 1 stands tall, its being able to fight for the title infront of you all!!!!

wat

>>4381598
i know right i'm pleasuring myself to this
gad damn

>>4381600
>>4381600

Peace.

>>4381597

your right the blood did come from that match, most of it yours mind you. but even though you rigged that match totally in your favor thanks to your dad not wanting you or your million dollar slut of a sister to ever look bad, im ok with it, because it took 6 guys to even give you a chance to win. so take you meaningless victory while i continue to do real matches 1 on 1 with the not so great one here! Until you can face me like a man lets think back to when you fell 40 feet of the cage at summerslam when steve blackmen won his hardcore championship back!

>>4381578
>>4381535
THE ROCK HAS SCREWED UP IN THE PAST, THE ROCK WILL NOT LIE BUT BEFORE YOU GO BAD MOUTHING THE ROCK LET ME TELL YOU ONCE AND FOREMOST THAT THE ROCK WILL ALWAYS BE THE PEOPLE'S CHAMPION. EVEN YOURSELF MR. SATAN FOLLOWED HIS OWN EGO AND THOUGHT OF YOURSELF ONLY SO DON'T BE JUDGING THE ROCK WHEN YOU KNOW AS GOOD AS THE ROCK THAT YOU HAVE YOUR OWN SET OF OWNING UP TO DO.

THE ROCK WILL NOT DENY THAT YOU ARE THE CHAMP BUT AS LONG AS I REMAIN TO BE THE MOST ELECTRIFYING COSPLAYER IN CONVENTION ENTERTAINMENT, THE ROCK WILL NEVER STOP BEING THE PEOPLE'S COSPLAYER. NO MATTER IF THE ROCK IS MAKING ANOTHER 800 DOLLAR SHIRT OR STITCHING ANOTHER ELBOW PAD THAT ILL THROW TO MY FANS, I'LL ALWAYS KEEP THE PEOPLE IN MY HEART AND LISTEN TO THEIR CHANTS WHILE THE ROCK HAS A SLICE OF HUMBLE PIE.

>>4381597
SHANE MCMAHON, IF YOU HAVE SO MUCH MONEY YOU'RE WILLING TO THROW AROUND, WHY DON'T YOU CHECK YOUR CANDY ASS IN WITH ADELLA AND HER ZELDA PROJECT. THE ROCK HEARS SHE HAS A TRAILER THAT NEEDS FUNDING AND A LITTLE COCK SUCKING IDIOT LIKE YOURSELF WOULD BE PERFECT TO HAVE AROUND.

A QUICK ANALOGY

THE HORSE=THE ROCK
THE DOG=MR. SATAN

>>4381641

Yes see i may have an ego rock but the thing is my ego is what makes the fans happy, ive provided LAWLS for the people as well as you have. but the simple fact remains IM the champion cosplayer. if your gonna stay then im happy for you and i KNOW the people are happy, but you ahve 7 years to make up for, as for me ive been here EVERY STEP OF THE WAY, until this next convention coming up that vince has stated start working on your cosplays and work on your skills, thats when you have time to show off and prove to me AND THE MILLIONS that you have what it takes to be THE cosplay champion of the Convention Entertainment

IF YOU, THE FANS, WANNA SEE HERCULE AND THE ROCK FACE OFF FOR THE COSPLAY CHAMPIONSHIP THEN TELL US!

and hey HEY HEY ROCK, thats a bit harsh insulting shane, i mean sure to be a little cock sucker you REALLY have to suck...in more ways then one mind you.. but come on hes got to have SOME redeeming qualities...like...his....umm.and his..well umm...oh and dont forget the time when he....damn......well.. can you come up with something rock?...i dont have anything.

>>4381014

PARDON THE BOULDER, FOR THE BOULDER HAD SOME BITCHES TO ATTEND TO.

I DON'T THINK YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU ARE DEALING WITH. DO YOU REALLY THINK I LET THAT LITTLE BLIND GIRL DEFEAT ME ON PURPOSE? IT WAS A THROW MATCH TO EXCITE THE CROWD. BUT THE BOULDER KNOWS THAT YOU WOULDN'T KNOW ANYTHING LIKE THAT, AS YOU TEND TO LOSE MATCHES RATHER THAN THROW THEM. OR WIN THEM REALLY.

>>4381665

LETS GO SATAN!

ROCKY, ROCKY!

LETS GO SATAN!

ROCKY, ROCKY!

>>4381665
- No extra help
- German suplex through glass
- Angel Slam off the turnbuckle
- Best match Shane had or bestest match?

>>4381666

SHUT THE FUCK UP BOULDER, ADULTS ARE TALKING.

im confused, doesn't /cgl/ normally hate it when namefags talk amongst themselves

>>4381666
THE ONLY THING THAT WAS THROWN IN THAT MATCH WAS YOUR MONKEY TURD BODY, YOU GIANT BOULDER OF SHIT!

>>4381700
>>4381693

ALL THE BOULDER HEARS IS WEENIES TALKING OUT OF THEIR ASSES. WHY DON'T YOU MAN UP AND COME TAKE THE BOULDER ON. YOU TWO BABIES COULDN'T HANDLE WHAT THE BOULDER IS GRILLING.

woah woah woah, you guys are here talking about being the world cosplaying champion, but I think you forgot one important thing. To be the man, you must first beat the man. YOUVE GOTTA BE ME, THE STYLING, PROFILING, LIMOUSINE RIDING, JET FLYING SON OF A GUN

THE NATURE BOY RICK FLAIR

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

>>4381715

BOULDER, YOU JUST ASKED FOR THE BEATING OF YOUR LIFE.
>>4381700

ROCK, YOU READY TO KICK THIS SHIT?

>>4381772

your gonna keep THE CHAMP out of this Grimlock?

>>4381780

oh yeah right mr satan

YOU'RE IN TOO MAN

IN FACT, KICK THIS SHIT OFF-IMMA GO GET A SNACK.

>>4381772

JEFF GOLDBLUM CALLED, HE WANTS HIS BITCH BACK.

>>4381780

THE BOULDER HAS NO CLUE WHO THE HELL YOU ARE.

>>4381785

K, you know what to do...give me a beat!

>>4381787

...

Am I supposed to be insulted by that, or what? I have no idea who the fuck Jeff Goldblum is, pal, so your insult's lost on me.

>>4381788

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyDdV8eIHGE

>>4381796

IF ONE CANNOT EVEN CATCH SUCH A SUBTLE REFERENCE, MAYBE YOU SHOULD GO BACK TO BED.

THE BOULDER THINKS IT'S A LITTLE LATE FOR THE BOULDER TO HAVE TO GOOGLE THINGS FOR YOU.

>>4381806

Hey, FUCKASS: TRY MAKING INSULTS THAT ACTUALLY GO BEYOND POP-CULTURE REFERENCES!

FUCKIN' CUNTHERDER.

>>4381806

THE BOULDER ALSO HATES THE CAPTCHA.

>>4381814

OH YES, THE BOULDER WILL AVOID REFERENCES THAT SUCH AN OLD PIECE OF SCRAP WOULD BE TOO METAL-HEADED TO FIGURE OUT.

>>4381826

GO HOP ON A POGODICK SHITHEAD

>>4381801

(NICE btw)

Ok Boulder you say you dont know me and i find it funny.
I guess its true but it be childish to call you a dumby.

Im the champ the number 1 fighter and cosplayer in all the land.
You got bitchslapped and beaten by the back of a blind girls hand.

i try to think and wonder why you have that as a nick name.
maybe you share the same IQ as one cause it isnt for fame.

but take your best shot and try your hand at fighting, cosplaying, or rhyming.
I bet you will be bad at them all just like how your cumming is bad at timing.

i made you look like a punk without trying or breaking a sweat.
my buddy grimlock here will serve you next on that i bet!

>>4381833

THOSE CUPCAKES SURE DO LOOK TASTY TO THE BOULDER, BUT USING MOTOR OIL AS A SUBSTITUTE DOESN'T SOUND VERY TASTY TO THE BOULDER. BUT HERE, HAVE AN ACTUAL BOULDER IN RETURN.

>>4381839

.... THE BOULDER COULD CARE LESS ABOUT YOUR PETTY INSULTS, BUT THOSE ARE SOME DOPE RHYMES.

>>4381788
>>4381801
>>4381780
>>4381772

ALRIGHT THEN LET'S START THE FIRST EVER PEOPLE'S RAP BATTLE ON /CGL/!

LISTEN UP FOOL AND SIT DOWN SON
I'M ABOUT TO SHOW YOU THE POWER OF THE GREAT ONE
ITS A TALE THAT RICH IN LORE
MORE POTENT THAT A CROWD OF OF BITCHES AND WHORES

CAN'T STOP THE ROCK
CAN'T STOP THE ROCK
KNOW YOU ROLE AND SHUT YOUR MOUTH
CAN'T STOP THE ROCK
CAN'T STOP THE ROCK
COSPLAY FANS KEEP STOPPING AND LOOKIN'
CAUSE THEY CAN ALL SMELL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKIN'

MR SATAN IS FULL OF HIMSELF, THINKS HE STRONG AND WILL WIN
YOUR WEAK ASS CAN BE BEATEN BY PIXYTERI'S CHIN
BUT YOU'RE GONNA STAY, YOU THINK YOU'RE SUPREME
THEN HOW COME ALL YOUR PROMO SHOTS WERE DONE BY EUROBEAT KING

NOW LETS GET OVER TO THE THE BOULDER
NOTHIN' BUT DUST ON THE ROCK'S SHOULDER
KEEP ACTING LIKE HE SO TOUGH
THEN GET AN ERECTION FROM SEEIN FLYNN'S SMOLDER
YOU'RE GIRLY ASS BELONGS IN LACE AND GIRDLES
KEEP GETTING BEATEN BY BLIND GIRLS AND SQUIRTLES
SO JABRONI GET YOUR MONKEY ASS OUT OF TOWN
BEFORE THE ROCK LAYS THE SMAKETH DOWN

CAN'T STOP THE ROCK
CAN'T STOP THE ROCK
KNOW YOUR ROLE AND SHUT YOUR MOUTH
CAN'T STOP THE ROCK
CAN'T STOP THE ROCK
KEEP F5ING THE THREAD FOR YOUR VIEWING
TO SEE WHAT ELSE THE ROCK IS COOKING

>>4381839
When I'm on the attack
You're a pac of Tic-tacs:

Easy to open up,
and I take you down with ease
You say your guard's strong
But I know the true bitch-please!

Pretty low on your echeladder;
I bust a sick rhyme-you scatter!

We're a wrinkle in your little idea
to go straight to being champ
So see ya, I wouldn't wanna be ya
You're nothing but a tramp

We'll iron you out
I think it's time about
That you go and leave,
Time to take a reprieve.

>>4381864
ROCK WILL KEEP GOING HE GOT HIS HUNCHINS
YOU STAY STILL AND KEEP TAKING THE ROCK'S PUNCHES.
AS THE ROCK PREPS YOU FOR THE ELBOW THE ONE THING YOU'LL SEE
IS THE PEOPLE'S CHAMP SHOUTING.....

>>4381887
HERE COMEEEEEES THE MONEEEEEEY
HERE WE GO MONEY TALKS
HERE COMES THE MONEY
MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY

Forgot about me already?

>>4381896

>>4381896
YOU DARE INTERRUPT THE ROCK'S DOPE RHYMES AND HOOKS?!

>>4381864

OK if you insist but prepare to be served in the class of rap too

here we go

Ok folks gather round and relax.
Im gonna give you a story that will excite you to the max.
IM THE CHAMP THE TRUE NUMBER ONE BEING.
WHEN ROCK OR BOULDER HERE ME COMING, THEY START FLEEING

Now rock i gotta say your rap was off the hook and to that i say good job. too bad youve never heard those words from anyone else other then prepubesent girl mobs

now my 2 opponents are named after some hard stones on the ground.
they probably came up with there names during sex with each other or maybe a reach around.

but i joke well sorta but you gotta admit it was lolzy just like the rocks carreer.
But to his defence he wasnt beaten by the blind girl and gives him great fear

Now i take a good wiff and i smell what the rock is cooking.
too bad for him i, the best fighter, also the best looking.

This is a game of words, rhymes, and beats
to bad my opponents cant compeet cause all they do is beat there meat, wide in the street, while looking at feet, and the only way they can win is cheat.

That was round one and the rocks rhymes and boulder himself are major itches, lets see what boulder and rock have to say for themselfs, the dumb sons of bitches!!!!!

Dear god I just downed 3 cans of Blast and this thread is the greatest laughing shit fest I have ever come across.

>>4381408
lol my sides

>>4381864

(9000 years in photoshop later jesus fuck christ.)

IT'S ON SON.

DID YOU GET YOUR MOM TO WRITE THOSE FOR YOU?
SOUNDS LIKE YOU HAD TO GET A WRITER OR TWO.
AND TOOK YOU A GOOD WHILE TOO.

GUESS YOUR FAME MONEY IF RUNNING DRY.
JUST LIKE YOUR CAREER WILL DIE.

TELL THE BOULDER, HOW ARE THOSE MOVIE DEALS?
THE BOULDER THINKS YOU LIKE BEING A NANNY.
THE BOULDER KNOWS THOSE SIMPLE ROLES SEEM TO BE A STEAL.
BUT A WRESTLER BABYSITTER IS A LITTLE UNCANNY.

DID THE BOULDER MENTION IT'S BEEN DONE BEFORE?
THE BOULDER GUESSES THAT YOU WEREN'T EMBARRASSED ENOUGH FOR HULK HOGAN.
MAYBE YOU FEEL YOU'RE SETTING AN EXAMPLE OR 3 OR 4.
FOR DEADBEAT WRESTLERS WITH NO GAIN.

OH BUT DON'T LET THE BOULDER STOP YOU.
HE'S SURE THAT YOUR CAREER WILL CATCH ON.
OR MAYBE YOU'LL RECEED TO A PLACE LIKE /a/ OR /u/
TO FILL YOUR SICK FANTASIES OF HARUHI AND K-ON.

SO THE BOULDER WILL GO, AND CATCH A FEW Z'S.
NOT TO LET YOU OFF WITH EASE.

BUT THE BOULDER IS TIRED, MOSTLY OF YOUR MOUTH.
BUT BOULDER WILL ENJOY WATCHING YOUR CAREER, BOTH MOVIE AND WRESTLING WISE, GO SOUTH.

OH AND THE BOULDER KNOWS YOU LACK CREATIVITY.
BUT YOU DON'T HAVE TO REPEAT YOURSELF FOR LONGEVITY.

BY THE WAY GRIMLOCK MADE CUPCAKES.
IF YOU LIKE THE TASTE OF MOTOR OIL IT SEEMS TO TAKE.

DON'T MAKE THE BOULDER GET STARTED ON THAT BUCKET OF BOLTS.
IT'S NOT EVEN WORTH THE TIME FOR DOLTS.

BUT I'M SURE THAT IDIOT MR.SATAN WOULD GIVE IT A TRY.
EITHER THAT OR GOING BACK TO HIS OWN SHOW TO, AGAIN AND AGAIN, DIE.

>>4381943
>>4381864
>>4381839
>>4381872
>>4381912
BAW GAWD KING! The enthusiasm in this building can be felt here and across the world!

All the wrestlers have said their piece. Now who will the crowd pick to be the number one cosplayer and go to compete at Cosplaymania for a shot at the title?

>>4381943
>>4381943

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBPgFi6XN14

Alright, check it
MIC CHECK 1-2
COMIN' FOR YOU
GRIMLOCK'S BACK FUCKER
GET YOUR LIPS READY TO PUCKER
CAUSE IN A SHORT TIME
YOU'LL BE SUCKING MY DICK
HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT PRICK?

GOT A BAG FULL OF CHIPS
AND YOU'RE THE DIP
FLASH STEP YOUR ASS
SO FAST YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT
YOU GOT NO CLASS, YOU'RE CRASS
CHECK ME OUT, I'M DROPPIN' IT HOT

WITH MY MAIN MAN SATAN
HERE BY MY SIDE
WE'LL TAKE YOU DOWN
NO PLACE TO HIDE!

GET AROUND YOU, SWARM YOU,
BRING YOU DOWN
GONNA KICK YOUR ASS STRAIGHT OUTTA TOWN

WE'LL RUN YOU THROUGH
THEN CUT YOU IN TWO
THAT'S JUST WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO

i'll just leave this here

>>4381972

WELL LOOKS LIKE THE BOULDER HAS TO STAY A LITTLE LONGER.
TO SCHOOL YOUR ASS BOUT WHO'S RHYMES ARE STRONGER

LOOK DON'T LET THE ROCK SEE YOU ACTING LIKE A FOOL.
HIS NANNY INSTINCTS MAY CUT IN AND MAKE HIM THINK HE'S COOL.

PUTTING YOU IN YOUR PLACE LIKE YOU'RE 12 YEARS OLD.
HE'S SURE TO MAKE THAT PRACTICE GOLD.

OH BUT WHY SHOULD THE BOULDER TALK TO YOU LIKE THAT, THE BOULDER IS SURE YOU'RE OLD ENOUGH TO KNOW.
THAT THE WAY THINGS RUN ON HERE IS WAY TOO SLOW.

WHY NOT TAKE YOUR ARGUMENTS TO BETTER PLACES LIKE /CO/?
A PLACE FOR BROS TO BRO ABOUT SHOWS LIKE BROS.

INSTEAD YOU PARADE HERE, WITH ALL THE FATTY GIRLS
HOPE YOU LIKE ALL THE PERIOD THREADS, THE BOULDER IS SURE YOU NEED TO UPDATE THEM ON YOUR LATEST TAMPAX PEARLS.

BITCHES AND WHORES, AS A FAMOUS EXPERT STATED.
AND YOU SEEM TO FIT IN THIS MORE THAN GIRLS THE BOULDER HAS DATED.

BUT THE BOULDER DIGRESSES, AND YOU SHOULD KNOW.
A MAN IS DETERMINED BY THE STRENGTH HE SHOWS.

SO WHY NOT DROP THE STUPID TALK COMING OUT OF YOUR ASS
AND FIGHT THE BOULDER INSTEAD OF MAKING A PASS?

AND TALKING YOURSELF TIME, BECAUSE IT'S INEVITABLE.
THAT THE BOULDER WILL PASS JUDGEMENT BY THE TOSS OF A TABLE.

>>4382040

>take it to /co/

ALRIGHT FUCKER, YOU GOT IT

WE'RE TAKING THIS BITCH TO /co/! I'LL BE WAITING FOR YOU TO MAKE THE FIRST MOVE.

>>4382051

CALLIN' YOU OUT THERE BRO.

>>4382093

Not a bit-start the thread.

I'll be waiting.

>>4382099

THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.

IT'S THERE.

I'M WAITING.

OR DOES THE BOULDER NEED TO GIVE THE BABBY A LINK?

>>4382040

DAT BASED BOULDER

bumping this amazing thread

>>4381972
>>4382040
FINALLY, YOU TWO LOVES HAVE STOPPED RAPPING AND TAKEN YOUR FIGHT AWAY FROM THE ROCK'S THREAD. NOW IN ORDER TO PROVE THAT THE ROCK INDEED IS, ONCE AND FOR ALL, THE PEOPLE'S COSPLAYER, THE ROCK HAS ALREADY CHANGED INTO ONE OF HIS MANY ELECTRIFYING OUTFITS HE'S MADE IN THE PAST.

>>4384384

FUCK OFF ROCK,
SUCK MY COCK.

I'll bring you down without a sound
Take you to funky town underground!

HEE HEE HAA HAA HOO HOO HOO
GRIM IN YOUR FACE, WHATCHA GONNA DO?

Knock you outta paradox space
Take the champion's place
You may be the people's man
But I'm the one with the plan

>>4384631

Now grimlock man, dont be rude
just chill on out and eat some food

also rock you take bad about rap
but what was this, that was you spittin crap

now this once was an awesome rock thread
but now its Mr. Satans and its this place you dont tred

I Have mad mighty kicks and punches to scare you away.
I also have mad rhymes that make yours look like childs play.

Rock and boulder your penis's are smaller then those in china,

Why dont i give you both a megaton punc, right in your guys's vagina

For your guys to even come close to me you will need luck.

But ill tell you right now no matter what you both blow AND SUCK!

this thread

>>4385140

So, Satan, off topic, which board do you frequent? Have seen you around /co/.

>>4385317

Well the board i frequent is easy to say
Grimlock i spend time on /b/ most of the day

I started in /r/ and from there i was born
Then i saw /b/ and my heart was torn

ehhh im don with the rapping shit for now its hard lol

But serously though i spend most of it on /b/, only reason i checked this is my friend new i was an old wwe fan and sent me the link. so yea. thats really it. started on /r/ now on /b/

>>4385337
Huh. Well, you should come to /co/ sometime maybe. Be cool to have you around.

>>4385346

ehh dunno, i like it when its like this but i dunno. i dont cosplay so being here is out of it, i read some comics but very rarely, im more of just a random person. invented the less popular and less known EFG 2 lol

>>4385346
>>4385356

Awww yeah you guys were still at it. Awesome.

>>4385374

thread is awesome, and there is a thread in /co/ of satan calling you out so hit it up and we can continue.

<3 this thread

>>4381921
>>4386361
>>4388361

You are all QUITE welcome!

archive this right nao

>>4391200

It's pending archival right now actually, so just wait.

I think...I came.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_qFmGEd_Bo

I CAME TO (cos)PLAY!!!

i laughed, i cried
i typed butts in the captcha instead of the real word

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHRTZqB_Ubs

Whoa, whoa, whoa, WHOA!

Look at this crowd! You can FEEL the electricity sizzling!

Which leads me to the question...

What in the hell is going on in this thread?! I mean, first you've got Mr. Satan, who looks like a cracked out hobo with a case of the munchies. Then, you've got Grimlock, who can't decide whether he's a children's toy or Barney, the metallic dinosaur...

And then, you have...The Rock. I mean, really /CGL/? You're gonna get behind the man who, in his movies, rocked a skirt, lipstick, AND dressed up like the Tooth Fairy? The People's Champ? More like the People's Crossdresser!

And, I think y'all are forgetting who here has the degree in thuganomics. If anybody's gonna join up in this rap battle, it'll be ME! The champ is HERE!

Thread started off as a Rock promo then it turned into WWE Cosplay Edition then a rap battle.

And all of it was amazing

>>4393220
YOU FORGOT TO MENTION HOW THE ROCK HAS COSPLAYED AS A SOLDER, FOOTBALL PLAYER, SUPER SPY, EGYPTIAN KING, JUNGLE MERCENARY, ASTRONAUT AND A TRANSFORMER.

THE ROCK IS THE PEOPLE'S COSPLAYER AND IS READY TO BRING IT WHEN IT COMES TO MAKING DIFFERENT OUTFITS CAUSE THE ROCK IS NOT AFRAID OF A COSTUME LOOKING TOO STUPID AS THE ROCK COSPLAYS FOR THE PEOPLE.

JOHN CENA YOU HAVE A DEGREE IN THUGANOMICS AND IT SHOWS WITH HOW GHETTO YOUR OUTFITS ARE. WHILE THE ROCK IS STITCHING, SEWING, HEMMING YOU OUT TO THE NEAREST SALVATION ARMY AND BEG THE OWNERS TO GIVE YOU A PAIR OF RAGGEDY ASS CARGO SHORTS IN ORDER FOR YOU TO MAKE A LAME ATTEMPT OF COSPLAYING IPPO. NOW YOU COME UP TO THE ROCK BOARD AND CHALLENGE THE ROCK WHILE WEARING SOME SORT OF CRAPPY RENDITION OF CASUAL GUILE? THEY SAY THAT HIS THEME GOES WITH ANYTHING, LET'S SEE IF THAT APPLIES TO WHEN THE ROCK KICKS YOUR ASS UP AND DOWN THE CONVENTION CENTER TONIGHT!

>>4393313
PIC RELATED, IT'S THE ROCK GETTING READY FOR ANOTHER PEOPLE'S PHOTOSHOOT. THE LAST TIME SOMEONE OTHER THAN YOUR MOM TOOK YOUR PHOTO CENE, IT WAS FOR A POLICE LINE UP.

WOO WOO WOO YOU KNOW IT

Rock, now hang on just one second! Before you go "kicking my ass", I think we need to take a closer look at some of these "costumes" and the stories behind them. Now, correct me if I'm wrong, but you played a Super Spy...that gets beaten by Steve Carrell. A "Jungle Mercenary"...who has trouble with Sean William Scott. An Egyptian King!...who gets defeated by Brendan Frasier, I mean Rock, you've been beaten by more goofy people than Jose Canseco, and you've looked ridiculous while doing it!

When I cosplayed a soldier, it was a DAMN fine outfit, and I whooped everyone's ass. When I cosplayed a police officer, same thing, Rock. I'm also the man that delivered an FU to Kevin Federline, JUST in case you forgot!

So, kick my ass all over the convention hall? I think not, because you can't see me!

>>4393772

Fuck off, John Cena. No-one gave a shit about you here >>4381346 and no-one gives a shit about you now.

>>4393772
>>4393774
THE ROCK IS TELLING YOU TO STOP WAVING AROUND THAT PIECE OF MONKEY CRAP AROUND YOU GOT COMISSIONED OFF OF E-BAY. THAT THING HAS SO MUCH CARDBOARD AND DUCT TAPE IN IT THAT IT'S MAKING MAGUMA BLUSH.

YOU KEEP TELLING THE ROCK AND THE PEOPLE THAT WE CAN'T SEE YOU AND THE ROCK IS THE FIRST ONE TO TELL YOU THAT WE'VE BEEN GIVING YOUR MOVIES THE SAME TREATMENT.

THE ROCK SAYS DEAL WITH IT.

WHAT

My fandoms combining like this brings a tear to my eye <3


(Where the hell is Y2J when you need him? He'd shut up all you assclowns.)

as long as it's Y2J with hair and pants. I miss the man of 1004 holds.
ARMBAR!

Wrestlers are pretty much cosplayers that are accepted by normies.

I mean look at people like the Undertaker, Umaga, Rick Flair, Hurricane, the Hardy Boys and countless others. Those outfits are pretty flashy in their own right

>>4394212
But Stone Cold, you've already hit Vic with a Stunner. You're already the ultimate badass in this thread

>>4394226

I think he's a bit busy right now.

>>4394300
Wrestling....accepted. HA! Maybe in Japan where Puro is a sport, and in Mexico where it is tradition. In the US it's just a joke. Specially because of the last 10 years.

Time to do some /co/ cosplay. Hopefully Kurt Angel and Sgt. Slaughter will be able to join in and three of us can be the Avengers or something similar

this thread needs a giant bump

>>4394466
Sgt Slaughter is too busy cosplaying G.I. Joe

>>4393220
>>4393772

Cena, I'm giving you one chance to leave before I book your ass on a flight from the airline "My fucking foot" and send you to goddamned Tiananmen Square.

Any luck with this thread getting archived?

Probably should've asked this earlier, but just what board does the boulder go to? Haven't seen him at all around /co/.