No one, eh? ­¬_¬'

I AM.GOD. I AM THE CAUSE OF MUCH MADJELLLY.

https://spreadsheets.google.com/ccc?key=0AkUXBIjRI0_AdElhNGhSZGdoeWJIWkt5VHl4R0YzTnc&hl=en#gid=0

Everything you'll ever need to know.

>>4360517
Oh look! Someone added Broodmother!

>>4360511
PFFF

I think only reddickies has a bigger ego than this one.

>>4360517
That hasn't been updated in a while though, right?

>>4360511
Mad jelly. You don't say?

>>4360517
LOL! Sorry, Blue, the pic was funny. Wow, that spreadsheet is pretty damn impressive... /fit/ doesn't even have anything close to that, hah!

>>4360545
>post mentions reddickies but not his pretty
this post is off

>>4360542
And B-Mommy is a 10/10 on the attractive scale.
B-Mommy be fine.

>>4360547
I suspect so, I mean according to other people I should be higher than 4 on the cuteness thing.

>>4360553
Yeah, there's nothing about me and how I can lift 100lbs with one pinky, because I am so manly, either.

>>4360412
also op im beautiful and i frequent /fit/

>>4360558
That is so sad let me hug you that is how sad that is.

Nothing about me being a manly men man either, which is also sad.

>>4360545
I won't lie, I thought Reddickies was trying to copy God because he posts the same way God does sometimes.

>meta thread
>talking about memes

Broodmother would like to apologize on Red's behalf. He's obnoxious, but he's really a very sweet boy. Despite being a somewhat dubious influence on Blue.

P.S. Blue was homeschooled.

>>4360568
BLUE, why doesn't the world acknowledge our intense strength? I bet they are fooled by the super moe reaction images we use.

This is tragic.

>>4360571
what no clark and i are just cool like that
>>4360575
i would totally like you more if you were as pretty as sarah

I gotta say, I find this to be really interesting, you seagulls have a much more unique tripfag circle than the one in /fit/... I might have to hang around here a little more than just every sunday.

>>4360585
i agree

>>4360575
:>

one day i will party with him
when i get muscle definition

>>4360576
Yes, that is probably it.
Maybe slightly more manly reaction images with large eyebrows and facial hair would make people embrace out manliness.

>>4360578

>>4360587
Oh god, I think you are onto something.
As soon as they see us rollin around with these manly beast tier pictures, they're going to have to let us work out at the gym with them, and stay up past our bedtime.

>>4360585
We look better than fit as well.

>>4360585
Welcome to hell ~ ♥

>>4360597
Yes, I suspect I am.
And haha, jokes on them I already work out at the gym [spoiler]on the machines[/spoiler] and it's way past my bedtime.

>>4360578
The things you say. Insolent hairbeast!

Alright... So what the spreadsheet doesn't tell me are the bromances, the romances, the enemies, and the worshipped. Fill me in.~

>>4360620
thats a lot more than i am willing to type

>>4360620
Despite popular belief I am not a homosexual.
And I 'miring RedDickies.
Plus I fancy some tripfags but never say who.
But apart from that:
>>4360631

>>4360620
>bromances
Reddickies, Blue, Matt, and God.
>romances
Everyone+Themselves.
>worshipped
Broodmother. She deserves it.

>>4360620
J-Nig is our goddess

Alright-y then. Guess it's gonna take a while to really know the tripfags of /cgl/... Which is fine 'cause just like /fa/, /fit/ has now begun to bore me... So who's the so called "King" of these parts?

>>4360656
me

>>4360656

hm, i personally think red or blue, just cause they're everywhere.

but maybe Maguma....or God

I know everyone will disagree with me though. So let's just make people happy and say Broodmother.

>>4360656
Broodmother is the sole monarch.

>>4360665
>blue
GOD NO
I DON'T WANNA BE KING OF ANYWHERE

>>4360604
You are so much more of a rebel then me.
Teach me your ways, onii-san.

>>4360669
I'm ok with this.

>>4360656

>>4360674

anywhere? your grammar confuses me

>>4360665
>>4360669
>>4360637
With no disrespect to Broodmother, the cgldex has no real info and no pic either, what makes Broodmother so special and do we have a pic?

>>4360681
>>4360648

I approve.

>>4360679
Go during the day when everybody is at work or school unless of course you go to work or school then It'll take more time to teach you.

>>4360686
Look up "awesome" in a picture-dictionary.
You will find her there.

>>4360665
>hm, i personally think red or blue, just cause they're everywhere.
>but maybe Maguma....or God
No shit everyone's going to disagree with you. The first two contribute nothing, Maguma is rarely here, and God is the most obnoxious asshole on this board. Why don't you just go ahead and make Libra high chancellor or something while you're at it.

>>4360700
I'm not obnoxious.

>>4360700
A-Anon...I-I think you are the true King of /CGL/

>>4360700
i contribute in the form of allowing you to see my glorious visage

Implying that RDJr has not been the King of /cgl/ since the dawn of time.

All tripfags are small time.

>>4360709
lolololokay

>>4360711
>implying either of us seriously contribute

>>4360713
This is also true.

>>4360711

although ive been wondering, is your hair naturally brown or blonde?

>>4360686
Play Dragon Age: Origins. Broodmother is a notoriously disturbing elite dungeon boss who we are lucky enough to have post on our board. She looks like this:
>>4360611
>>4360542

>>4360714
Pfff you're more obnoxious than me.

>>4360714
well you dont because youre too mow everyone knows that if anon speaks badly about me its because theyre sundeer for me

>>4360713
And where would our king be without his queen to rule beside him?

>>4360716
brown love

>>4360722
Our Queen is Jessica Nigiri.
No other suggestions are valid.

>>4360718
Whatever you say bro.

>>4360721
holy fuck it all makes sense now

>>4360686
HELLO, URIARTEMD.

So far it just seems like the tripfag circle here is just fucked up and all either have high egos are really low ones. How up to date is the cgldex?

>>4360728
J-Nig is our goddess, not queen, silly brother.

>>4360722
I think we know where

>>4360728
you don't speak for all

>>4360713
This is most certainly true. Broodmother's name is also her job description and, though "Queen Broodmother" has a nice ring to it, such a position sounds excessively demanding.

>>4360746
This is what it's usually like, I'm sorry to say.
It's pretty up to date, but some of the stuff in there is wrong.

>"so /cgl/ how bout them tripfags?"
>"DID SOMEONE SAY TRIPFAGS?"
>tripfags pile in to talk about and advertise themselves
>"LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME PLEASE LOOK AT MEEEEEEEEEEE"

this is why everyone hates you desperate faggots.

>>4360747
Jessica Nigiri is my everything, so it's hard to distinguish all of the different roles she plays.

>>4360752

i know i have a lot of pics for people who arent in there

>>4360746
The drama isn't up-to-date. It might shock some of the newer seagulls, but our tripfag drama situation is NOTHING compared to what it was in, say, 2009.

>>4360755
Here you go, use this image next time.

>>4360757
I'm still quite upset that my image isn't on there ;w;

>>4360728
Nope. Your queen doesn't come with refreshments.

>>4360755
/cgl/ is kind of boring right now, there's not much else going on

>>4360757
>>4360757
my image needs to be updated

>>4360761

i would add it if i knew how to edit the document. i hate google docs

Who made the spreadsheet, anyway?

>>4360765
is dat 12 eggs

>>4360755
It's Saturday night. What important business do you have on /cgl/ that we are hindering?
We have a rather unique community here. Someone came in wanting to learn about it. Worse things have happened.

>>4360768
uwe boll
>>4360770
needs more eggs

>>4360773
Sing it, sista.

>>4360774

whats up with you and eggs?

>>4360777
He eats them. That is literally it.

>>4360777
calorie dense and most bioavailable source of protein

>>4360774

>>4360781
>>4360779

lol, okay then

>>4360780

gotta keep your figure?

>>4360785
im bulking

>>4360781

>>4360767
Wait, you have my picture, what.

>>4360794
We all have your picture.

>>4360794

Um...yea.

>>4360780
You know, Red. Broodmother has a large spider infestation and they leave their egg sacs all over the cave. If you'd like to come by and take some of them home with you, you are welcome to do so.

>>4360798
but why

>>4360801
Oh. Okay.
I didn't expect anybody to save any image of me.

>>4360759
So what was going on in '09 and any of these trips been here since then?

>>4360803

>>4360806

Haha, yea. I tend to do that.

>>4360798
So what's the deal with you? You seem to be in pretty good but yet you're not in the cgldex? New? M/F?

>>4360820
As long as it's fairly flattering, then I don't mind in the slightest.

>>4360822
babies dont get added to the cgldex

>>4360822
That's classified. ♥

>>4360807
Broodmother was here, but silent. That was the year when a long-dormant evil rose up between LoFi, Zal, and Jimi and nobody shut up about it for what felt like another 12 months, despite the fact that it was a domestic thing and wholly uninteresting to anyone who wasn't immediately involved with any of the three main parties.

>>4360828
WHAT WAS THAT, OLD MAN?

>>4360826
Well that's good. I just like having images to go with the tripfags.

......plusyourekindacuteandstuff

>>4360840
hes mow

>>4360840
Aww, thank you Anon.

>>4360846
>mfw

>>4360836
i said you're a baby what are you going to do about it?

>>4360847
i havent seen a cute girl in ages pic related last girl i thought was cute

>>4360831
That was Annoyinggg

>>4360847
haha, no problem

>>4360858
Bro, I somehow fancy any cute girl I see, it's a curse trust me.
pic related sort of

>>4360830
But... I need to know so I can give you a proper voice in my head! Right now I just hear a guy and girl talking at the same time!

>>4360831
Sounds totally boring. What's the current drama, there's always drama in every board, can't imagine /cgl/ would be drama free.

>>4360863
i have standards

>>4360867
that must be nice

>>4360848
Beat you at chess

>>4360865
a little girl.
adorable voice
sounds either nervous or very excited

>>4360865
No drama here.

>>4360860
And it went on FOREVER. And no one would LEAVE IT ALONE.
>>4360863
Freud might have something to say about that. But it's cute, in a way. Stranger, nastier things have happened to Broodmother than one of her brood taking a shine to her.

>>4360871
its on miss

>>4360874
>little girl

Nope.jpg

>>4360858
You were hitting on a girl in Batman footie pajamas just this morning! Don't play those games.

>>4360894
haha, i heard about that from my friend

>>4360894
but i never said she was cute

>>4360907
actually im lying i totally said she was cute my apologies batman kigurumi girl you were adorable

>>4360894
what was the thread about?

>>4360915
kigurumi thread

>>4360916
>i missed it
;w;

>>4360919
>>4359260

>>4360937
oh god red i have never seen you act like a high school girl before i think i pissed myself
so fucking mow

>>4360945
she was cute and wearing batman i dont give a fuark

>>4360952
oh red, so you aren't a total dick?

>>4360960
nope i also thought moustache chan was adorable after moustached off

>>4360962

That moustache sure gives me the tickles brah

>>4360975
for real story of my life

>>4360975
Whoa! You're not on the cgldex, with all the times I've seen you around here, I totally thought you were a regular trip but you're just like me!!

>>4360988
i love how enamored you are

>>4360988

I'd say not being on cgldex is a good thing man, because I'm not a /cgl/ hero. I'm a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A dark knight. And slightly drunk.

>>4360993

Yo red. If my friend and I cosplay Belle and Ariel, will you think we're cute?

>>4361000
>slightly drunk
Is that why you wanted to wrestle me half naked earlier?

>>4361003
that depends on if youre cute

>>4361005

No no, the wrestling question was a sober one. I think it would be quite the battle, and an enjoyable sight for the ladies to watch good sir. Throw in red, god and boy as well and it would be a match to remember.

>>4361017
Pretty sure this is a CGL fanfic that involves Blue getting a train run on him.

>>4361016
....I don't know. I think I'm cute, but I'm generally wrong on these kinds of things.

>>4361029
thats not very confident of you!

>>4361017
>i would get destroyed
Have you seen me?
I have no muscles + no strength.

>>4361023
Also, what.

>>4361029
I think you're cute, buddy.

>>4361023

I fucking love trains (no homo)

>>4361039
This is a board full of femanons into them yaoi mangoes.

And you are the delicately boyish one.

I ran the scenario through my algorithms and it ends in you having a train run on you, soz.

>>4361052
I still cannot fully comprehend this, is there somewhere where I can read this.

>>4361038
I know. I'm a shame. I'm not sure if i want to selfpost tho

>>4361040
Yes. I know.

>>4361000
Only slightly, ne?

>>4361023
Ya know... I can totally see this happening.

>>4361062
its whatever but for real ariel and belle are like hnnngh

>>4361059
Numbah 4, Blue. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=train%20sex

>>yfw

>>4361068
I really love Disney and want to cosplay them. Especially since I love Beauty and the Beast.

>>4361074
>>4361074
fuck year

>>4361072

>>4361077

You know you want it, and now you're gonna get it!

>>4361076
Fuck year?

>>4361083

>>4361086
yeah thats a good thing

>>4361083
>>4361088
Ya know. I like this talk about doing a train on, Blue. (No homo) It's starting to feel like /fit/ in here. Makes it nice and cozy with it being in /cgl/.

>>4361103
Well, they're the two blue boards with the most discussion of gay-sex.

The only one that discusses it more is /y/ I think

>>4361108
/adv/ has stuff relating to faggotry pretty commonly. Granted, over half of it is guys asking "how do I get this lesbian to date me?", a lot of it is about two guys. I've seen some pretty lulzy ones.

>>4361103
I'm actually quite interested to see if it has been made into some form of fanfiction.
>no homo at all

>>4361108

It's not homo as long as balls do not touch, so it's okay!!

>>4361092
ah okay. like fuck yeah

>>4361108
How many gay guys are actually on /cgl/, anyway? I've only seen the odd mention of it here or there.

>>4361138
who knows, I think it's mostly the ladies that talk about it.

Think most of the trip-dudes are straight, at least I imagine so.

>>4361138

Wow, this is ridiculous.

>>4361140
I figured as much. About the trips, I mean. The only talk of being a gay male has come from people under Anon. The most recent I remember is the guy telling pretty adorable tales of how he met/eventually hooked up with his current boyfriend who was from some european country or something. I wish that thread hadn't gotten deleted.

>>4361140
Yeah, the cgldex should have a section for that. Kinda surprised it doesn't actually!

>>4361193
a straight/gay section?
so many things can go so wrong

>>4361152
He's from Estonia.

Who the fuck do I have to talk to about getting my information updated?

>>4361214
OR so many things could be answered.

>>4360547
The pictures haven't been updated for the most part in a year or so. Most of these pictures are 2+ years old.

MFW UriateMD is the best troll ever.