>implying maleanons can get pic as their girlfriend

>If you want any maleanaon for a boyfriend
>maleannon

What woman would want a disfigured, unwashed basement dweller who constantly insults her and belittles her while never trying to improve himself for her benefit.

There's a reason that a lot of these guys are single- women don't want a loser boyfriend wo makes them feel like crap and spends all their time looking at anime and CP

>>4206308

hear fucking hear.

>>4206304
/thread

>>4206308
You're implying all male anons are like that.
But yeah, that woman is way out of all of our leagues.
Maybe Red or Green stand a chance.
Maybe.

>>4206308
You shouldn't sleep around then should you?

>>4206308

You constantly belittle us too though.

Oh lol. Good thing I'm not anon~

I've scored with hotter, personally. Being a nerd does not affect my social graces.

If you just treat hot chicks like a normal person they fucking love you

>>4206340
>>4206322

Nice samefagging. And yes, some women do belittle and insult men. However, the sheer amount of misogyny found in 4chans male population vastly outnumbers any complaining women might do.

How do girls get that line on their stomachs? It goes past her sternum

>>4206340
>>4206308

Oh everyone, stop WHINING. Seriously.

>>4206361
In this case, photoshop.

long torso is loooooooooooooooooooooooooong
are you implying she's attractive? her hair is her best feature, and that says a lot

>>4206373
That's what I thought

How comes you cosplay girls always talk about sex so shamelessly?

>>4206395

It's the internet. Shame does not live here.

>>4206395

Dude, why are you complaining that these bitches want sex??

Who gives a fuck. Give them sex, whether or not you want to give them a commitment too is up to you

>>4206395
Skwisgaar, you are one to talk. Now leave Broodmother's babbies alone.

>>4206294

In that case maleanons might need to lower their standards, since that girl isn't even as beautiful as that girl. The photoshopping in that picture is atrocious.

But what if I want a girlfriend instead?

Stupei is prettier.

>>4206294
OP's pic looks like she's smelling something nasty under her arm.

I don't want to be that girl, if she has nasty smelling pits.

Yeah but I still have booze.

>>4206411

>reread in Skwisgaar's voice.

>mfw

>>4206424
Girls shouldn't drink alcohol, I'm not joking.

>>4206395
Because it's 2011. dealwithit.jpg

>>4206428
You are joking. Broodmother knows better than any babby.

>>4206426
>Reads everythings in Skwissgar's voice.
>????
>Profits.

Ands ams typings captchas in Skwissgars voice. Failures.

>>4206433
That doesn't mean you should be having flings.

>>4206428

You aren't the one to decide whether or not women should drink. Too bad.

>>4206435
Anon confirmed to be joking. Thank you Broodmother.

>>4206443

Says who, you? Lol, you're nobody.

>>4206395
Out of curiosity, are you the guy who makes like 50 billion posts on bitches and whores in /adv/? Or does every misogynist on 4chan rather creepily have the same speech pattern?

>>4206444
Broodmother says it's okay to drink. Just don't drink and drive or do anything silly like that.

>Implying I want a boyfriend and am not a lesbian.

>>4206444
I just think you should know it's kind of off putting when girls get absolutely shitfaced. You think to yourself "That's not the kind of girl I'd like to have a relationship with, god knows how many men she's slept with."

>>4206449
Don't you want to have a LTR, or get married eventually?

What would your husband say? What would your future children say if he knew how you behaved at these cons?

Hell, what would your own father say?

>>4206452
No, I don't post on /adv/. I just like winding girls up by being hyperbolic. I think my posts do convey some inner message though, that you should always be future orientated and have some degree of respect for tradition, even if it's a small degree.

>>4206457

That's how you think, however not everybody thinks that way.

And who cares? If I were to get married someday my husband would have known who I was. I can be honest. Everyone's got skeletons, and I don't judge people for them clearly as much as you do.

>>4206464
You're a real winner.

>>4206468
Sweet baby, Broodmother did not raise you to feed trolls.

>>4206468
>my husband would have known who I was.

And who were you really?

>>4206474
Diana Ross, ya bitch.

>>4206464

Tradition's more like guidelines. There is no "one size fits all" lifestyle.

Besides, you can't predict the future.

>>4206474

Me. However that might be.

>>4206488
But I mean, what does 'you' entail? Have you slept with a lot of men for example?

>>4206482
I sort of agree, there are different avenues one can follow tradition down. Some people in the European tradition became ascetics while others settled down and had large families and classically educated all of their children. I think there are general guidelines though, the Seven Sages of Greece give a good example of this, two of the most pertinent are: "Let your desires be guided by reason" and "Everything in Moderation".

I am very traditionalist in contemporary western terms in that I believe in patriarchal family units and a protective attitude towards the women of the family.

>implying a maleanon can be considered a catch

Have a blast with your low, low standards, OP.

>>4206428
Can I abandon a friend?

>>4206501
To me that scene is a very masculine one though. Yang is an Admiral, he's a military-scholar, but in this context he's a military leader who is suffering from a lot of stress. It's not advisable to have women in such high military positions to begin with, so it wouldn't apply. Masculine traits are somewhat unattractive in women anyway, I think women should compete on feminine terms: In contests of beauty and grace.

>>4206294

No, I'm not as beautiful, but I'm real!

>>4206481
Broodmother, this is a call out to you.
I have admired you for a long time, and wish to be your real child.
(also there are some things I would like to discuss with you!)
This is the only place where I could really ask for this. And I hope you see this, or else it would look really stupid if I asked this again.
A-Anyway... I wish to be your friend!

>>4206509
>not advisable
Not advisable...by who?
>unattractive
Subjective.

>>4206515
What would you like to discuss, child? This thread is ripe for derailing.

>>4206509
But there are funner competitions! Like playing dodge ball with bricks.

>>4206522
Ara ara doushio broodmother is talking to me

Inside the email field is where I would love for you to contact me.
Tell me, do you use any IMclient, like MSN?

>>4206518
>not advisable

By thousands upon thousands of years of traditional morality in whatever context.

>Subjective

Beauty is surely not subjective, though there are subjective elements to it. Research on cranial morphology proves this.

But there may be men who like masculine women, I'm sure however this is in spite of their masculine traits than because of them rather.

Notice that male fantasies about say, a tomboy for example, usually still revolve around the fact she's a girl at heart and he has to work to see that feminine side of her.

>>4206528
Broodmother would love to crush you with her bosom, tiny morsel of a man.

>>4206533
I'm 6 foot 0 exactly - so not too small, but I have to admit I love tiny girls.

>>4206527
No, Broodmother does not use instant messaging or even have her own email account...

>>4206537
Six feet of inflammatory irrelevance. HA HA JOKING, JOKING. NOT EVEN KIND OF SERIOUS.
...Broodmother is a tiny girl. You love Broodmother?

>>4206538
oh my. You should go make one.
I'm close with many tripfriends on /a/. So I feel that you would eventually fit in very well if it was to your taste.
I hope you consider it!
If you ever do, just save my email, and talk to me anytime. A junk email address will invade no privacy, right?

>>4206542
I love you, Broodmother! Your faithful daughter will never leave you!

>>4206542
Provided you are <5'5, sure.

Seems like some ugly nerd is getting mad because he keeps seeing countless sex threads and never gets any. Booohoooo

>>4206555
I don't even go to cons to be honest.

>countless sex threads

Really? I thought /cgl/ was better than that.

>>4206552
...SURE. MEANING...YES. BROODMOTHER IS 5 FEET EVEN. SO TINY! NOT EVEN LARGE ENOUGH TO FILL HALF A GOOD SIZED CAVE!!!
>>4206548
Broodmother's PR rep can be contacted at the address in the email field.
>>4206549
Of course you wouldn't leave Broodmother, babby. That would be ridiculous.

>>4206559
Then why are you here? To follow your betters?

>>4206559
>Really? I thought /cgl/ was better than that.
Obviously you didn't.

>>4206559

Nobody cares about what you think of the sex threads though, so keep judging if that makes you feel better, haha

>>4206577
I didn't even know /cgl/ had sex threads to be honest. Why would you? It's a board about cosplay.

>>4206581
Because God lives here. Don't you worry your pretty little head about it.

>>4206587
Fair enough.

>>4206581
We also have countless threads about con culture and sex is a part of con culture.

>>4206321
rainbow brigade assemble

>>4206593
Yes, indeed. Are you finished here? Broodmother has shit to do and you are boring.

>>4206597
>sex is a part of con culture

Eh what? I thought cons were about buying shit from the trading rooms, seeing what panels there were and, if you're into that kinda thing, dressing up.

Why do you silly girls have to turn everything into sex? : /

>>4206599
In a minute.

>>4206604
>Why do you silly girls have to turn everything into sex?
Did Broodmother not just tell you that the sex threads crop up at God's will? God is a male tripfag.
>In a minute
No, you are quite finished here.

>>4206598
ASSEMBLING

>>4206612
Broodmother knows all.

>>4206612
>Did Broodmother not just tell you that the sex threads crop up at God's will? God is a male tripfag.

Ah I see. One of those "alpha as fuck" types that spends his time hunting down 16 year old girls on /soc/. Dear oh dear.

>No, you are quite finished here.

Agreed, I'm going to watch some anime.

>want a maleanon

I've got NOTHING TO FEAR.

>>4206604

That's working under the assumption that women are the only instigators of sex.

Both sexes pursue each other in their own way. Sex is an act between two people. Neither men nor women are innocent.

>>4206622
Nah, never been to /soc/
I am better than you though.

>>4206636

>>4206617
oh jesus. this exists.

I hate when jelly girls defend themselves by saying that they're "real". Implying that if I look like that, or better, then obviously I'm fake. It's annoying as fuck.

>>4206510
youre not beautiful but youre real dumb lookin

>>4206294
Totallynotshopped.gif

>>4206294
She'll never be as beautiful as her, either. Bitch be shooped to hell and back.

>>4208550
Hivemind.

>>4206294
oh hey hai photoshop.

>implying I want a relationship based on what I look like

You're right she is so naturally perfect!~

happily married maleanon here who's thin, a business owner, educated, and can look pretty spiffy when cleaned up (at least a 7).

Married to a femanon who's got an hourglass figure, d-cups, also has a great job and good education.

We both cosplay. Met each other at a convention.

Beat that OP

>>4208560
not OP, but you want a relationship where you get your SO's motor running, right?

Based on what you look like, and what you look like being important are 2 different things.

Looking healthy and sexy is always a plus for any relationship.

>>4208569
If you are who I think you are, you are being delusional as fuck and a liar.

i think im prettier. :P

>>4208571
delusional?

Meh. If I am who you think I am the only thing you could object to is my looks or my wife's looks (as everything else isn't subjective).

Sure my 7 is someone else's 5, so I'll give you that.

>>4208582
You think wrong.

>>4208582
Maybe if you grew some eyebrows, ditched the piercings and stopped making stupid faces.

>>4208584
your penis is defunctional then.

>>4208585
this

>>4208586
>ugly whore thinks she's hot shit

>>4208586
Still a nope. Average.

>>4208586
um, that's not a word

>>4208582

Would be prettier if not for the metallic zit

>>4208586
>defunctional
>wat

>>4208585
>>4208588
>>4208589
fuck this shit im goin on /b/ :P
heres me with no piercings and with eyebrows

>>4208594
/b/tard here, we don't want your ugly ass either.

>>4208594
Are you a trap? You look like a dude.

>>4208594
>>4208582
>>4206510

I AM THE PRETTIEST!

>Sage for selfposting. 10 points from Gryffindor.

>>4208594
I think you're sexy but I am also a straight female so my opinion doesn't really matter.

>>4206294

But she's ugly.

>>4208582

>>4208583
You don't know me, I'm not even from an english speaking country.
But now you are confirmed by being delusional and a liar.

>>4208602
I just don't think I am who you think I am.

Long Cat Diet Program.

>113 posts and 25 image replies omitted

>If you want a maleanon for a boyfriend
I'll pass

All I got from this thread is that God's schtick has got really, really tiresome.

No, I not mad.

>>4208582
face is okay, but we don't even know how's your body. You can be big-butted or whatever.