not just any slut though, a bad mother and bad cosplayer too! Oh yeah, and the dumbass weeaboo named her son Sephiroth and intends to spawn more horrendous Final Fantasy named offspring.

I tried but there's just no goddamn way I can go through all her posts to find the ones where she talked about not wanting her 'previous Sephy'

btw, for anyone new to the party, plenty of recap can be found in the last thread

>>4200666

Another one of these, really? Haven't you exhausted everything you could talk about by now?

Don't get me wrong, I'm not whiteknighting this dumb bitch, but five+ threads in two or so days is a little ridiculous.

>>4204594

keep trying! for great justice! there must be some sort of search engine or something to skim through someone's myspace or facebook and find specific info.

>>4204594
*'precious Sephy'

>>4204601

IDK, I'm doing this until 1 of 2 things happen.

1. She ragequits from cosplay and becomes A REAL FUCKING MOTHER TO HER KID, RENAMING HIM AND EVERYTHING.

2. We find enough substantial evidence to have the child taken away by social services.

And I'm hoping for some hardcore lulz in the process.

LOOK AT THIS SLUT. I'VE BEEN WITH SLUTS BEFORE, BUT THIS BITCH IS THE SLUTTIEST OF THE SLUTS I'VE SEEN. I'VE BEEN WITH ALL SORTS OF WOMEN AND THIS BITCH SMELLS LIKE CHOOCHY FROM 50 MILES AWAY. THIS SLUT BETTER CLOSE HER LEGS BEFORE SHE BREADS MORE.

>>4204652

you sir, get the awesome belt for that post :D

captcha:
>ftwyet Iba

>>4204594
I used to be her friend on FB. that post was made after "Sephy" was about 5 months old or so. So that's at least 2 years or so of posts. but I remember reading those and going "oh my god, please, give it up. it'd be for the best."

>>4204703
I'm with you on that one, even at Anime Boston she acted like the kid was just a burden. I felt bad for it.

It's times like this that I'm kind of glad I kept my Gaia account. I get to troll her so fucking hard on there.

>>4204736
I'd like to be a young mother. And after I have my kid, I may still be into cosplay, who knows. And if I look too old at that point, I'd probably sell my crafts at the AA. But I'd have my kid stay with my mother for the weekend or something. Not drag him around with me, only to drop him into the arms of strangers so I can have an orgy in a pool.

No. Just no.

Fun fact: Shawna once told me her mother hit the baby.
And she advertises her mother as a baby sitter for people's kids at the AB rave. "my mom can watch your kids! it's fine!"
She KNOWS her mother hit Sephiroth. and she'd still put not only her own child, but others' children in danger.

>>4204765
fuck
i want to make a gaia account just to give you kudos there...

>>4204882
Your recognition here is good enough. We all know she lurks and watches these fucking threads.

>>4204765
oh anon I love you. What you said to her was fantastic. You are my hero. Now can you troll her on her awful spelling please. No one has trolled her about that yet and I'm just dying to see it.

>>4204765
I love you, Anon. :3
I wish I could have told her that on FB, but since she's been so picky with her friends lately, I want to stay on her "good side" so I can get as many caps as possible.
With this having been said... Who did this? Pic related.

>>4205132
Yeah, I was wondering if the I <3 COCK banner was her own doing :P

Wouldn't surprise me if it was, having read all of the threads on this so far....

What's the next con she's due to attend?

>>4205281

Anime Boston of course.

Okay. I get why you hate this girl now.

I messaged her on fb, saying 'hey, stop feeding the trolls, they'll leave you alone if they run out of material. besides, a small amount of it is valid concern. best of luck', and something along those lines.

Instead of not replying, or replying like a normal person would when given support, she yelled at me for messaging her in the first place, and said 'can't we just stop this drama bullshit'.

I tried.

>>4205320

And then she tried advertising her husband's cosplay to me.

Is she accepting every friend request?

I didn't friend request her, I just sent her a message.
I'm going to be at least somewhat kind here and not post the entire discussion I had with her, but I've given up even replying.

I gave her the last bit of advice of 'then just stop responding to all of it, and you've solved your problem', and she still didn't understand.

>>4205355
she is r e t a r d e d.

What is the problem with this? Retards gon' retard.

>>4205320
god damn she is stupid

>>4205132
The top wall potser does pose a good question. How many B-day parties "for Sephy" has she thrown together?

>>4205398
old meme is old but over 9000?

captcha ped rossab
( i feel like this is what she wants to happen at some point with 300+ guests )
and i read it as pedo rosab at first

she just friend requested me. does she WANT to get trolled?

>>4205493

a part of me thinks she does. cause she gets to play the "poor me" game and people who are stupid enough to pity her will. So she gets attention.
That's what it's all about to her, that attention grabber whore.

The sexiest thing in this picture is definitely the bubble of stomach fat you can see in front of her bikini bottom. aw yeah.

Hey guys! New stuff on her facebook!

LOL, we're losers? Hey guys, apparently her broke-ass self and poorly named kid are better than us! LOL

Anyone have a direct link to her facebook?

>>4205767
lol, She thinks they want to be sephy's daddy? Does she read?

>>4205767
Lookit her smile. Jesus christ, dem teef.

hot diggety! she's 2 years younger than my lil sis and looks twice her age.

brb, hugging my sis for not being a slut.

>>4205790

http://www.facebook.com/SephysMom

Sad thing is all she has to do is shut up and people might leave her the hell alone but instead all she does is rage out... Makes her an even easier target...
So how many threads are we up to now? This is the sixth I think?

Please tell me the child's name is not actually Sephiroth.

>>4205869
I'm pretty sure there's a birth announcement floating around somewhere.
His middle name is Allen, if I remember correctly. Hopefully she'll let him use that instead of 'Sephy'. And yes, she's completely insane.

>>4205869

Sephiroth Allen

I shit you not

It's on his birth certificate

>>4205767
WHY would you ever DO THAT?

>>4205879
Because the obvious solution for dealing with 4channers is letting them know that they are "losers with no life."
Of course in reality - this only adds fuel on the fire.

>>4205882
why is it that everytime i post on cgl, the thread is autosaging and a new one iS created. anyways here IS The comment that i had posted:

>>4203477
I am one of the saner friends of hers and I will explain why I, and many others have not done so:
As of right now she is NOT living with her mother, but with relative of Jays. She was living with Jays mother for a while.
jay is a very responsible father and takes good care of sephy. While sephy was underweight he was not in the picture, and as soon as jay was around he made sure to fatten him up. Jay tries to give sephy everything a father should, love, attention, a good diet, etc.
While I agree that shawna should not be responsible for that child, I do not want him taken away from Jay. He will fight for his son, because as far as Jay is concerned Sephy is his son.
Even if DSS/CPS is called, he will not be taken away.
All it will do is cause more stress to the family and make shawna less likely to do anything -_-

also, side not, I have tried to call her on this, but others should too.
She is complaining about not having enough money to pay for Jays paternity test and other things, BUT she is going to AB and getting a hotel.
I love anime boston, and all cons. I look fwd to them all year BUT if my child was sick or needed something cons would be the first thing to be cut out. I would spend all my con money taking care of and providing for my child.
How come no one has called her on this in chat?

>>4205879

Because she wanted to be hip and cool and it helps that she's delusional.

That child will be ridiculed when older.

>>4205906

I have. we got into an argument about it. and she claimed that it was a present from her mother. And I said "well I'd have asked her to buy me something useful for the kid or to pay bills/food instead of a hotel and con reg."
She got very angry with me, as always, and stopped talking to me. For about a day. Then I guess she forgot she was mad at me. As always.

>>4205906
Either way - a paternity test isn't required to change the name on the birth certificate. Apparently all that's needed is for Joe and Jay to go into boston city hall , take Joe's name off and put Jay's name on...

>>4205932
>>4205931

This is what pisses me off. why isn't jay taking the money and saying "no, we're spending this on our child"
then again, jay isn't the smartest of people, he just has a good heart...ugh, idk

before when i talked to her and she said she couldn't get a job (which isn't surprising at all, look at her, imagine the job application. would you hire her to clean up shit even?)
I saw all of use who are friends with her IRL chip in the 30bucks for a paternity test and give it to them at sephys party.
no more excuses shawna.

>>4205946
now i would whole heartedly support this...hell i would even chip in half but I know shawna will blow the money

>>4205946
I love how I forgot to type out the rest of my point :/

>before when i talked to her and she said she couldn't get a job (which isn't surprising at all, look at her, imagine the job application. would you hire her to clean up shit even?)
I mentioned food stamps or something, so she could provide for her kid. At the time his diet was hotdogs from 7/11 and ramen. I told her to go on ssi food stamps something ANYTHING to give this kid good food.
she said "no, FOOd stamps are for poor PeoPle who caNt do aNything righT Wither their LiVes" (and yes, she said wither)

Someone fucking call Maury.

>>4205959

...

all my rage.

what the fucking fuck.

>>4205961

Seconded. Can we do this? It would be amazing.

>>4205961
Fuck that, call Oprah! She'll swoop in an save that kid!

>>4205959
Food stamps are for poor people who can't do anything right with their lives? God damn I want to punch her in the cunt. You have no idea how much this makes me rage. No. Fucking. Idea.

>>4206281

Oh dear god. If she still had her talkshow... YES YES AND YES.

But... that would leave a bad taste about Otakus/cosplayers/nerds in the public's mouth.

...hehehehehe leaving a taste in people's mouth.

Someone, please room with her. Take pics, make videos, etc. Lulz of great proportion will be had!
Pic related.

>>4206780
Whoever does this PLEASE remember this rule!

If she asks you to watch Sephy. YOU WATCH HIM. Then take him to staff and report her for child abandonment.

Bitch be crazy.
I corrected her on something, even educated her abit. She flips and removes me

/b/ are trying to flood her birthday event page and get social services on the case

plz halp xx
>>313876140

>>4206875
I have some family in Lowell, I'm tempted to have them join me in raping her and her fiancee.

NOTE: She's supposedly cancelling her trip.
She hasn't infact canceled it, she's trying to "Trick all those 4chan losers into thinking it's canceled."

>>4206884

>>4206889
Yes, that.

>>4206889
As if anyone from 4chan would actually go and cause trouble.

>>313883460

She's fighting /b/.
Evidently, someone sent her a link to the thread.

>>4206893
I dunno , the /b/tards are pretty dense, i wanna get them to scare her and make her realise what she's doing is fucking stupid

>>4206878

dude, the fuck is the matter with you.
thats not ok in any shape or form.

>>4206912
I forget that I'm not on /b/ right now. Guess I'll tone things down.

"I'm tempted to make sure she doesn't name any further children after fictional characters by talking to her reasonably and seeing the error of her ways."

-fixed.

>>4206916

i started the /b/ page and it's getting limp, get in there if you can, and try and attract attention from other b-tards

>>4206927
It's hardly even about the kid's name at this point, dude.

>>4206927
>>4206927
*thread not page

still need lots of reinforcements pronto

>>4206929
It's about the fact that shes a bad mom and her son's in danger.
vigilante justice ect

There's an extensive section on her on this page:
http://encyclopediadramatica<DOT>com/Sephiroth

Towards the bottom.

I'm kinda wondering if we could get Reddit involved. They've done a lot of positive stuff, like raising money for toys and stuff for that girl who was getting terrorized by her neighbors. Lots of media coverage came from that.

>>4206949
Then Reddit would take the credit, and /b/ would be all upset.

>>4206953
Who cares about credit, as long as we can find some way to help this poor kid?

>>4206962
Well, both us and the mother are being heavily informed of whats going on with both sides. White Knights are trying to save her, I guess.

>>4206962
what other intenet armpits can we use?

>>4206967
Tumblr?

>>4206966
why don't we post some ads on craigslist for her ;D>>4206967

>>4206967
Reddit, 4chan, even Digg and Gaia might be able to help...anywhere we can get the word out.

>>4206978
as i suggested on the /b/ thread, we could set ads for a lonely single mother on craigs list, and maybe tip off police about a drugs gang, and get media involved about something or other

>>4206990
And, like you said, I'll keep these threads alive. Am I allowed to post pictures of tits on this board? I'm unaware of the rules here.

Bump to have my question answered.

>>4207017
No need to bump. Your question will be seen, and possibly answered. Threads don't 404 nearly as quickly over here.

>>4207021
Not used to that.
No direct offense, but you guys aren't as entertaining as the /b/tards, hence why I lurk there often, and mostly familiar with them.

>>4207005
You can post tits. It's been done before.

>>4207025
You can't expect much from a board that's about dressing up in the non-exciting way.

hay gaiz wats going on? can i suck enyone's dick?

so what happened over at /b/?

SUCH A KAWAII MORNING

Oh hai there.

This woman, I swear. I'm six months younger than her, and she looks 15 years older than me.

Gross.

damn she is hot.

>>4205839
>http://www.facebook.com/SephysMom
How apt.

>>4208143
post your pics

>>4208192
Not >>4208143 but is it really that hard to believe? lol

>captcha: forever 404

There's a radio station in my area where every day they have a failure of the day basically, and they ask people to submit "members of the community who have exhibited herculean feats of failure", and I really, really want to submit this woman.

>>4208358

Oi, this bird's pretty hot. Think I got a shot at her?

>>4206562
Its true tho. Why so mad? I bet you are or were in foodstamps too.

>>4207584
Am I the only one that thinks that this woman looks like Adella? both are batshit crazy too. Must be the white-trash genes

>>4208383
Yes, my family is on food stamps. But you don't know my family's situation, so you have no right to talk.

>>4208389
lol whitetrash.

Enjoy my taxes

>>4208392
You know what? Fuck you. My father is legally unable to work due to being permanently disabled thanks to a car accident that happened mere weeks after I was born, and my mother was in an accident two years ago that left her with a herniated disk and a cerebro-spinal fluid leak. Neither of them are able to work due to severe injuries and illness and the local economy here is so ridiculous that I literally have to move 150 miles away in order to find a job. Every single of of my siblings has a degree, is in college, or is preparing to apply to schools. You can shut your fucking trap, and not make assumptions about another person's way of life. You want to bash white trash? Bash the whore who outright refuses to be responsible and take care of her son.

>>4208402
fucking work online OR SOME SHIET. Unless those two dont have arms and legs, they can work from home right?

fucking aye, i wish I could just say no to pay taxes. Hate paying for these faggots

>>4208404
My parents are doing the best that they can to make money working online, but what they're making still doesn't cover everything. I've sold half of my belongings already and done a shit ton of freelance work online for very little pay. Some days my parents are in so much pain that they can barely even get out of bed. You try spending a week in my shoes.u I hope you get blisters, because I got them from a survival center.

>>4208407
Then do better work or ask for more money. My boyfriend works online and makes more than enough to keep us both fed and in our apartment, and that's not even with my own money included.

>>4208407
Guess what faggot, my mom is sick as fuck too, but I pay for EVERYTHING. Get a better fucking job and stop bitching and moaning


ps: faggot

At least I'm trying...does that count for nothing?

>>4208417
Not trying too hard obviously

>>4208417
IT may count when you want your mother to validate you, but out in the world, the people who fill your paychecks, they don't really care about effort, they care about results.

The world is cruel, adjust to it.

>>4208402

Not attacking just curious, can your father walk at all, how bad is his paralysis? And does your mother have trouble sitting up/moving her arms at all?

CURIOUS cause I have a coworker who has like a herniated disk but it's apparently mild so she can work but sometimes she has problems sitting up when she sits and lifting her arms.

>>4208404
Did you seriously just write "shiet"? And "fucking aye"?

Seriously?

>>4208425
>mfw a loser on cgl tries to validate herself by putting someone else down
She may be on foodstamps, but you're still majoring in ~art~ and lolita drawing from shit art school university.

>>4204525
TRIXI?(OR REBECAH OR WHATEVER)
IS THAT FUCKING YOU?
JESUS CHRIST WTF..............

>>4204593
Is her IRL name Rebecah Bodine(or something like that)
If so I have pics of her 10 years ago.
Still fat,I see....

>>4208478

Nah bro, it's Shawna. She has a crotchspawn by the name of Sephiroth.

Not attacking, just saw this and giggled a little.

>>4208761

Yes to everything present in this conversation

>>4208761
Who are these people? I love them.

I'm betting the kid will be just as crazy as his mum. Weeaboo from birth, he's going to think his name is the shit and act like a douchebag. He'll never grow out of the annoying weeaboo stage because his mom will encourage it, even making costumes for him to wear to school.

Why aren't people reporting this woman to DSS? It seems like there are enough people that have seen her mistreat and neglect her child to warrant an investigation. I mean, we can make fun of her all we want, but there's a small child involved....

>>4208825
Ugh, I hope not. Every time I hear about this bitch, I get kind of sad for the kid. I hope she doesn't try to make him into another one of her.

>>4208837
What chance does he have? Wants to watch saturday morning cartoons? Mom puts in anime instead. Wants to read a picture book with his mom? She picks out manga. Not saying I know this is true or anything, but if she's this much of a weeaboo, she's probably influencing him with it all the time. And how much she talks about him and praises him, he's probably going to think he's a OMG special snowflake!!11 and have an ego the size of the moon.

>>4208835
Because the father is actually a good parent. He just needs to wake up, stop being a doormat, and fight for custody rights.

>>4208973
But do we even know who the real father is yet? Isn't it between 4 or 5 guys?

>>4208975
Well, Jay is a good father, even if he's not the biological one...

Damn, we seriously need to call Maury. For this child's well being. They might even make Shawna take a lie detector test.

This lady is almost everything I hate about people mashed into one horrible being.

>>Sephiroth Allen

Well, I might as well announce it and make it official.

Gaiz.

I'm ragequitting.

Am I the only that doesn't care about this kids name because its from a video game character? Maybe its because I have a weird name too. Honestly people usually get over the name teasing and develop a thick skin. Most people would recognize that Septhiroth is a weird name, but would not know where it comes from, especially kids. I knew this kid named River and his middle name was Leaf. Is name dumb to most people? Yes. But once you got past the name he was an awesome dude. I also knew a kid named America and he was awesome. I think names like that overshadow Sephiroth because they're easier to make fun of. However you guys should look up what Sephiroth means, its actually pretty interesting. In fact based off the meaning of the name I wouldn't name my child that, not because Sephiroth is a video game character.

>>4209215
people mostly think she's fucking dumb because of her inconsistency when it comes to how the name was come up with, half the time she says its because of final fantasy, the other half its not and she "did her research"

>>4209215
>Most people would recognize that Septhiroth is a weird name, but would not know where it comes from, especially kids.

Dunno what kids you've been around.

River Leaf ad America are different, mostly because they're not part of a mass fandom full of retards and yaoifangirls.

Personally, I would name my children names like Maple, Honey, and other things like that. But, you know, those names don't have any sort of character attached to them, let alone some psychopathic bishie male that weaboo chicks love and neckbeards emulate.

>>4209215

she claims it's actually an Okinawan word for "Dark Angel"
however, it is neither Okinawan, nor would their culture have "angels" in it. The Asian cultures don't have any angels. they have monsters, spirits, and kami.

so her "research" is whatever she thinks sounds cool. and whatever she hears other ignorant weeaboo think.
she claims she did research but every time we bring up the Hebrew meaning she says that's not what it means.

>>4209227
Thiiiiiiiiis, I'm surprised no one pointed this out before.

Also, ffs, Okinawa has their own culture seperate from Japan.

>>4209215
I agree that it's not even that bad... until one of his classmates finds out that he's named after this guy. His namesake being a rather iconic fictional character (that his mum may or may not lust over) makes it a lot worse, in my opinion. I'd rather be called River.

>>4209225 a mass fandom full of retards and yaoifangirls

And little kids four or five years from now are going to know about it? Bullshit.

>>4209236
Little kids 4 and 5 years old already know about it. Weaboo/gamer parents, man. It's the way of the future, if you haven't noticed.

>>4209236
They don't have to know about the fandom, even. It would only take one of them to google his name or have an older family member who has ever heard of JRPGs to know that haha, he's named after some faggot with weird hair.

>>4209253
And so you think they won't encounter the fandom? Sephy baby's already encountering the fandom, and he's too young to even understand.

>>4209225
I highly doubt people would look that much into it though. Go ahead and look up Sephiroth in google right now. All you get is a bio of the character. Even if you look at the pictures you just get the character in official art. This is on moderate search mind you. I don't know what it looks like when the search isn't filtered though.

>>4209223
>>4209227
Ah I didn't know that. Btw I don't care for the mother at all, I'm just talking about the name.

>>4209232
Yeah if they looked that much into it. I can understand the shame, but its not that bad.

sooooooooo, yeah.
we know where to go
I CANT WAIT FOR SEPHYS 3ND BIRTHDAY!

>>4209452

is it bad that I sat here for a good 3 minutes trying to pronounce "3nd"?

>>4209476
>>4209452

i did the same thing.
I figured it would be something like "thirnd"
like if you have a lisp or something

>>4209228

granted, Titus and Yuna are Okinawan in origin. but they mean Sun and Moon. Not "DARK ANGEL"

I'm so glad someone mentioned the separate culture thing. You are my hero. So many people think it's part of Japan. So few know it as its own nation.

She's just an idiot 8D

>>4209227

>"dark angle"

fixed.

>>4209452
Can you get gift certificates for paternity tests?

LOOK ITS A DARK ANGLE.

How do you even be a super huge weeaboo and not know what a sephiroth is? I thought that was like the first thing ff7weaboos learn upon their first google search for bishy pictures.

>>4209612

lots of credit card companies have gift card type things, however she can use it for anything.
i think you can buy paternity tests at CVS and ship them in to a special location or something.
Im friends with her, so i just kinda want to say im treating her and jay and sephy to dinner, and then be all "omg, i had no idea the paternity test store was right across from the restaurant i wanted to take you guys to! Lets go do that."

and i know paternity test stores aren't real, but you lot know what i mean.
and after we could all have some nice good ol KFC.
it would be great

I think we should compose a OPERATION: SETH
Like what anon suggested before, call Sephiroth "Seth" whenever you see him. Just a "oh, its that kid named "Seth Allen Murphy"!
If she introduces herself and Sephiroth, bend down and say "Hello Seth!" If she corrects you, say Seth again. Just pretend that you're sticking to "Seth" instead of "Sephiroth".

>>4209578
Well I lived there until my teens so I oughta know..

It'd be equally stupid if someone grew up in america but didn't know how the country came to be.

thnx op i cum so hard

She should have gave him a manly name like Dante or Vegeta or even Ryu but no she named him after a gay dude that killed a guys girlfriend because he didn't want to date him

>>4209669
Dante's a cool name.
I know a Dante. He's cool.

sage for off topic.

'sup gaiz? this thread still active?

>>4209649

funny story. Most Americans DON'T know the correct American history. haha it explains so much about idiots Americans..

but I'm a historian so I suppose I'm biased here ha.

Very cool that you lived in Okinawa, though. It's a fascinating place

>>4209753
Incorrect or not-quite-accurate American history is taught in schools, but the same can be said for all other countries. Every country embellishes their history somewhat.

>>4209790

sometimes, the legend is more important than the fact. It actually says a lot about a culture to see what they view as important to their history. So that's true enough

>>4209753
Yeah, I liked living in Okinawa and their culture is interesting!

I've been wanting to revisit though, since alot of my memories are fuzzy. I remember good chunks, but yeah, it'd be nice to go back.

Polite sage for completely off the fucking topic, lol.

Awww guiz we should all go, give Shawna lots of money so she can keep cosplaying badly for us.

>>4210245
has she posted anything interesting in the past few days?

Which is worse?

>>4210257
this is the only thing i've seen posted recently

>>4210305
Moar shitty cosplay, plz.

>>4210285
omg, my friend knows this person!
they told me the story and typed out the name asking me how id pronounce it.
some funny shit right there

>>4210305
WHY ABBY?!

WHYYYYYYYYY?


Also to everyone in regards to calling child services on her. While you could and you'd have great dirt on her, what do you honestly think they will do?

They won't take the kid away from her, the social services in NE have a tendency to keep the child with the family, they'll have a social worker to come by and try to give Shawna tips on feeding her kid and being a better parent, but they're most likely not going to take him away.

In the case, however, that they do take him away, she'll more than likely get him back pretty quick.

:/ They generally don't take the children away unless it's super serious neglect (ie leaving him /alone/ [like no one there] for more than an hour, not feeding/bathing/clothing him) or if he's being physically/sexually abused.

Why does she keep wearing that god awful black lipstick?

>>4210487
CUZ SHES GOFFIK

And that was the story of Shawna.

THE END... until more fodder is found.

>>4210809
yes mr king of the internet whatever you say

>>4210305
*ALL OF MY HATE* Has she even fucking SEEN Abby? "OMG! This is so Goffic! Abby would totally wear this! I am be Abby cosplay!" Bitch, lrn2B reasearching your characters! She doesn't wear glasses! Her hair is in pigtail braids and she wears red fucking lipstick! And most importantly, she doesn't dress like a fucking mallgoth slut! Ugh! This Cunt! Can we please not have anymore topics about her? I'm positive this is very bad for my blood pressure.

Don't want a repeat of lasts years birthday party for little Sephy?
Well ain't that just too goddamn bad!

>>4211205
Ooh! What happened at last years party?

>>4211237
There's a little bit more, but that's the just.

is she playing with her son as if he were a cat? "C'mon Sephy! Catch the string!" That's just cruel and unusual.

Also, WTF is she wearing, it's like that crappy Bleach costume with half of a crappy Vincent one over it. RAGE

I'm pretty sure this might constitute as child molestation. Seriously, who holds a kid like that?

hey guys am i kawaii carameldansenchan?!

this is the last of some of the recent stuff I dug up. ;3

Does she talk like how she types? I'm trying to imagine her voice. It is grating like you wouldn't believe, /cgl/?

>>4211397
Apparently so =|

>>4205959

>>4211376

squirming children. you just gotta grab them.


....son of a bitch, that came out way worse than i meant it.

I am going to stalk this bitch hardcore at AB. And ask her over and over again how she can afford cons for herself-but not a paternity test. It's good to know her priorities are only focused on herself and not her only child

Oh shes a big girl, shes feeling hungry, and I wanna feed her.

>>4211656
You'll probably be booted from the con for harassment of an attendee. Why not troll in more subtle ways?

Ask a friend to go up to her with you and act like squeeing Sephiroth fangirls (one of you should look about 10-15 years old). Tell her how awesome it is that Sephiroth is finally "real" and how you both have dreamed of meeting him IRL.

Offer her great sums of money to betrothe her Sephiroth to the younger looking one of you, keep insisting that it's destiny and adamant that he saves himself for you. Flatter her and talk FF7 bs, how you're all so "similar" to the characters. Bring gifts for her kid and constantly pat his head and compliment him.

At some point get an older looking male friend to come up to the conversation and ask her questions like how "big" he is. He pretends to jot notes down and also starts talking about creating a giant FF7 "family" etc etc.

Get another friend to stand nearby and film it secretly. Then (s)he reports it to the police. Pretty sure that will get her into some shit, selling her child to a couple of strangers. Plus, a hilarious video.

>>4211740
Dear God, I want that to happen.

Sage because it also makes me feel bad ;A;

This is the kids FB page?

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001267545956

This is the first I've heard of this and. Shit. I have a friend who has a 3 year old and goes to cons and I have alot of problems with her not putting her kid first, and having her priorities out of wack with cons and cosplay sometimes being more of a priority than her daughter (she's been working through her shit though and getting alot better, even if she has a long way to go) but holy SHIT she looks like fucking mother of the year next to this crazy.

I hope that child- I'm calling him Allan from now on, he will too- will be okay. I really really hope so.

Has she actually managed to live for a few hours without making an idiot of herself?

Thread, live to record her failures for many days to come!!!

>>4211362
>>is she playing with her son as if he were a cat? "C'mon Sephy! Catch the string!" That's just cruel and unusual.

Now you are being just a douchebag. Kids are easily entertained by ANYTHING. Damn, if I show my baby a can and then hide it, she laughs. Does that means I'm treating her like a dog? please.

And I'm not defending this woman at all, but playing with the kid with a string is not bad

http://www.mauryshow.com/contact_us.php

>>4211656
NO GUISE. SHE NOS WHOSE DE DADA UF HER BABBY.

... Seriously. I'm having way too much fun with pissing this chick off.

>>4213841
usually for a show like that she would have to be willing to do it

>>4213931
Don't tell me you think she'd pass up a chance to show Sephy/herself off on national television.

>>4213931
>>4214152
Yep, she seems like the delusional type who would love the chance to go on national TV to "prove herself" and "win people over" because she KNOWS she's in the right all day erry day.

>>4213869
Wait a second. She could pay for allergy tests, which cause HUNDREDS of dollars, especially if you aren't on insurance, but she can't afford a paternity test?

>>4214196
No no. She apparently knows who the father is because her son has the same allergies. I'm calling bullshit. My parents both have allergies but I don't.

>>4214196
You're shocked that this is the first thing about this whole saga that doesn't quite make sense? xD

So who's taking her to Maury? Effing shame because she deserves Springer more.....

>>4213931

Let her know she can talk about MY HUBBY MY SPEHY MY HUBBY MY SPEHY, and that they would provide a free paternity test.

>>4214274
No, it's just one of those things where if they didn't have those tests done and he really does have those allergies, they put that child's life at risk a LOT in order to find that out.

>>4214152

she wont do it, i already brought it up with her.
she doesn't want "to seem like some white trash whore"
._.

>>4213869
I love you. For a gaiafag, you are O-fucking-K in my book, little lady.
Now don't forget, she can't afford the $30 paternity test-BUT, she can afford to not only pay for 3-Day passes to AB, but for a hotel room too. Not to mention food, drink, alcohol, drugs*, cosplay shit.

*Because she is too fat for meth/crack. Has to be something new.

>>4214566
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
According to my boyfriend it's actually pretty easy to get on Maury, he had an aunt and uncle that were on ten years ago.
He says to tell Shawna that shows like this offer free hotel accommodations for their guests, its like a mini vacation with all expenses paid. For dredges on society.

>>4214778
Don't forget to present the "possibility" of her getting to rub it in the collective face of /cgl/ when Jay is the baby daddy the whole time. She'd go for that for sure.

>>4214778

i told her all that, but she doesnt want to do it for the reasons i said
its just...when there are 5 possible fathers, you dont know.
as much as he does look like Jay and nothing like the others, there is still that chance Jay is not the father.
then what?
and she doesn't wanna risk that

>>4214789
when she going tearing ass backstage screaming and crying when Maury gives that glorious "Jay...you are NOT the father!", will be around the top five moments of my life

>>4214809
i always wondered why on that particular show, people seem to need to run backstage when bad news comes out....

>>4214722
Why thank you, good sir. I don't go on Gaia much anymore, but this shit gave me a reason to post once a day now because she doesn't know how to let trolls troll. It's kind of hilarious.

>>4215212
I wanted to MAKE a gaia account just to yell at her some more. I feel dirty.

>>4211286
How dose I ease drop?

>>4215496
what really that is fucked up?

Sephy's 3nd Birthday
Time
Sunday, May 15 · 11:30am - 6:00pm
Location
Boston Commens Gazebo
Created By
Baby Sephiroth, Shawna Murphy
More Info
Sorry I keep canceling & reposting this event but People r still reposting private info on this event on 4chan & I donot want a repeat of last year.

I hope more people come & I hope Sephy has more kids to play with.
Last year party was awsome other then the other rude group. not the anime one the other people who called me a bad mom.

This Event is so Sephy can play with my friends kid & I want to do it at the commens cause if the play ground. If they show up we r all going to the play ground with the kids then going to the courtyard by the convetion center or copy center it's up to every one who shows up we can pick well the kids play.

Private Message me about the event No public posting. message me Do Not Post on here. Event thoe it's private event 4chan can still read it.

did we autosage?

sage for curiosity sake

Why does she keep deleting and recreating the kids birthday page?
It's always on the same date and in the same place...

>>4215496
At least she spelled "angel" right this time.