>>4202572
That shit happens all the time with public networks. And there are such things as permabans.

Yeah, I had that happen when I worked at my local coffee shop. Whenever my phone would automatically connect to the local Wi-Fi, and I tired going to 4chan, that would happen too.

Worst part? The IP was banned because of CP too...

>MFW

>>4202588
What confuses me is that the ban's been around since '09 and it hasn't affected me before...

>Thinking about how I need to walk to the bank and as it's getting warmer out, there will be more and more creepers/townies out and about
>Look out the window as i'm thinking this
>See trio of landwhales waddling down the street with a wheely cart full of groceries
>One of the landwhales has one leg of her pink sweatpants rolled up
>Leg is so fat and misshapen it's like a normal persons leg with two children hanging off of it
>It's 30 degrees out
I really hate this town

>>4202599
You saw a walrus walking on land? Amazing!

>>4202603
I think they were migrating. It would have been great for a nature documentary.

Pardon me for sounding like a crazy conspiracy theorist, but I have a feeling that a lot of these bans in public places were intentional. Those who posted stuff that got them banned are trying to prevent people from discovering 4chan. It's a retarded theory since said people can just go home to go on 4chan but eh..

Or it could be they just didn't want to get in trouble. Meh.

>>4202598
>>4202572

Does not understand how the internet works...or really more specifically local networks/ethenet.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ethernet might help you a little.

>>4202603
>mfw

>>4202612
Yeah, I use an ethernet cable usually. But when I pulled it out I could get back on 4chan.

>Go out for run at noon
>come back
>little girl leaving my driveway
>ask if she needs something
>selling girl scout cookies
>buy 3 boxes of Delites and Lemonades
>I've just been flabotaged by a 10 year old

>>4202616

Okay, you need to actually READ a little more to get the gist of what I'm trying to tell you. Figure out how ethernet works and you won't be so mystified anymore. It'll be educational and rewarding and when you're done you'll be a better person and computer user.

>>4202620
Similar story from my freshman year
>Go to gym
>run into friend
>Work out for good hour and a half
>Go to dining hall for lunch
>They have all my favorite foods that day

>>4202624
Will I get cake?

>>4202588
CP is one of the few things that'll get you a permab&, so it's not that unusual.

>>4202633
Awe shit nigga, we in real Gaia country now.

>>4202633
Yes, yes. There will be cake at the party.

>can't decide what to make for dinner, choice A or choice B
>ask roomie which one he wants
>"Grim, make whatever you want"
>make choice B
>"why did you make choice B, Grim, I wanted choice A"
>mwf

Another favorite:

>"running to the store, you want anything Grim?"
>"yeah get me a coke while you're there"
>gets up to get wallet and give him money to get my soda
>"don't worry about it right now, I'll get it (the money) when I get back"
>"kay"
>he comes back from store, I ask for soda
>"you didn't give me any money so I didn't get you one"
>mfw

I read a little more. I think I got it now. Thanks for the knowledge!

And now I'll use that knowledge to take over the world.

>>4202652
Godspeed little haxzor. Godspeed.

I do what I can.

>Sitting with friends
>Assume I looked upset, because friend asks if anything's wrong
>Say I'm fine, I just miss my dog a lot
>"I thought you were a cat person? Shouldn't you miss your cats more?"

Sure, I'm a cat person, but my dog is my best buddy ever. More than my cats could ever be.

There, i think that's petty enough to qualify.

>roleplay on livejournal
>get told how to play my character by a person who plays their character out to be an ooc pedophile
>ragelogoff and go to work

inb4 everyone judges me for rping on lj, I know you do it too. There was a thread on /cgl/ about it not too long ago.

>>4202674
Another dog story:

>Church down the street is having a yard sale; my friend is selling stuff at it
>I go and take my dog with me
>Go to friend's table; friend is there with her mom
>Friend fawns over dog
>"This is anon's dog! Isn't she adorable?"
>"She's fat. >:|"
>Dog is a weird mix so she's shaped oddly; vet has said she isn't fat
>casually say this to her mom
>"Put her on a diet; she's fat."
>The whole time I'm there, she tells me how weird my dog looks

>>4202686
no i dont fartknocker

>mfw my brother can't get on 4chan at his school because of a ban for CP as well

>>4202686
I definitely do not RP on livejournal, due to not being 14 years old.

>>4202697
related super petty rage
>get to color rangers arc of Level E
>favorite arc from comics, I am retardedly excited
>first ep = awesome
>mfw second ep wraps things up way more quickly than in the comics and cuts short my delicious color rangers
>mfw I'm complaining about one of my favorite shows in recent memory over something extremely petty

>>4202686
lol, RPing on LiveJournal

given it's easier to find RP partners there but that's why you go to dedicated RP sites and NOT lj

>>4202647
...you need new friends.

>compile a very simple report on who HAS completed training for our company
> email it to managers across the country
>one jerk interpreted it as people who have NOT completed training cause he can't read
>screams at his employees who are all WTF and scream back
>entire east freaking coast won't stop emailing and calling me with WE THINK THE SYSTEM IS BROKEN
>saying the same thing all day

>Wanting to buy a pair of bodyline shoes but they're out of stock
>Really want those shoes so decide to wait till they have them again
>One month goes by and finally, one day... YEAH THEY'RE IN STOCK!! BUT I can only place the order next day.
>... Next day, It's out of stock again.
>Give up and just decide to order the other items I wanted and different shoes
>Whatever I'm actually happy about the things I ordered, don't even care!
>Two days after I placed my order, shoes are in stock again.
>ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!

My school's internet keeps getting banned from 4chan for doubles. It's really annoying and comes in 3 day bans.

>>4202797
He's a roomie, not a friend. Thankfully, rough times means I'm moving back home so it'll all be okay in a month.

Oh another one:
>"J can you put your dirty dishes in the sink?"
>"yeah."
>mfw he puts the dishes counter 2 inches away from the sink

In all honesty, I think he's doing it because he's trying to run me off. I'm pretty lenient as a roommate, I only ask for certain things to be done as to not cause
upset.

>>4202572
Hahah i sometimes go to a popular starbucks in my area - loads of fags go on /a/ and shit
>Post moot is a faggot constantly
>Piss off the mods
>Banned for 90 days
Fuck you weaboos.

>>4202942
Dude, I lived with two filthy, ignorant, sheltered young women. Our apartment came with a fully functional dishwasher. I explained to these girls that if they put their dirty dishes into the magical box next to the sink, that the Dish Fairy would come and replace them with clean ones.

Those bitches managed to put their dirty dishes everywhere EXEPT the dishwasher. I hope they were fucking happy when I moved out, saddled them with higher rent, and had no one to do the generic cleaning for them.

>"friend" has very dry hair that never gets oily
>I have to wash my hair daily otherwise I look like a dirty hobo.
>complain about my hair once
>Don't blow-dry your hair, it'll look better, it works for me
>Don't use product x, don't use product y, they don't work for me
>It's the shampoo! Shampoo actually makes your hair oily because xyz
>I already know that and use the mildest of mild natural shampoos
>Shit she got from reading 2 minutes on various beauty/body forums and shitty half-knowledge ALL THE TIME
>explain that I've tried everything she told me various times and it doesn't work because different people = different genes = different skin and hair
>she becomes a massive bitch and accuses me of letting my hair get oily on purpose so I have something to complain about and feel special.

>she also showers like two times a month because her hair isn't oily. apparantely you only need a shower when your hair looks bad. yes, she smells exactly like you think she does plus she's hairy as fuck.

>Stroll down the mall at 3pm
>Shitloads of schoolkids and stay-at-home moms
>Fuck i'm hungover
>Just wear my pajama's and a ghost mask
>Listen to some random Kanye west
>SHE GIIIME MOOONEY- BUUT IMMMA IN NEEEEED
>Fat mum is staring at me in disgust
>Thrust forward and bite my bottom lip
>I look like a fucking rapist
Not a fuck was given

>I'm on skype with my best friend
>Roomie walks in and decides to start telling me her life story
>Me and my bff are annoyed since we were talking first
>Next day, I'm not doing anything and my roomie is silent
>I suddenly start texting my bff so my roomie starts talking

This kind of behavior has been going on for a while. Whenever I'm talking to my bff, my roomie suddenly feels like she has to talk to me or interrupt me. It's like she doesn't like my bff or something. Either way, it's annoying.

>>4202974
>showers two times a month
I what...thats gross! you SHOWER every day, maybe twice a day if you can afford the water. you wash your hair 2-3 times a day...no matter what it is. wtf is all i have to say.

I have one; it may trump all pettiness
>Had a fight with a friend; too massive to share. but either way, I never got an apology for being treated like shit
>haven't contacted her as I don't feel its my job all the time
>make a few posts on facebook after almost a week since the fight
>"friend" starts liking all my stuff (shes done it before when we had a fight and she felt guilty)
>tell her to gtfo as a joke
>realise the only posts she didn't like were the ones about my bad sunburn; which is the reason we had the fight
It's petty, but it upsets me to think she'll use FACEBOOK as a means to clear the air?
>also, mfw

>>4202974
she also showers like two times a month because her hair isn't oily

>>4203491
>you wash your hair 2-3 times a day...no matter what it is.
This is the most wrong thing I have read on /cgl/ in quite a while. And that's saying something

>>4203491

Showering that much can actually be bad for your skin/hair dude.

She showers too little, you shower FAR too much.

I know it's petty as fuck, but driving stresses me out so bad.
>leaving a parking lot
>turning out just as this old guy in a huge suburban is pulling out of a space
>nearly T-bones me
>yells at me when I don't automatically shoot out into oncoming traffic to get out of his way
>finally pulls out into traffic, need to get into the furthest left lane so I can U-Turn
>woman in minivan doesn't let me over
>have to go a few miles down the road to U-Turn
>mfw

>>4203502
>>4203505
We ARE talking about showering your body for hygene right? As in when you're all hot and sweaty and its gross to go to bed like that? ....I, wtf man. I shower every night so my bed isn't gross to sleep in. i used to find it gross my ex wouldn't even shower when she slept over....

On the contrary, my skin's pretty good actually.

>>4203576
Showering every day is fine. Washing your hair 2-3 times a day is absolutely fucking insane and will ruin it.

>>4202572

>browsing 4chan on uni network

derp derp

>>4203578
I got told to do mine every 2-3 days
>oily
oh wait...that's why. But still, shouldn't dry hair have better care taken of it than Anon's story??

>>4203583
I am not entirely sure what you're saying, but even oily hair shouldn't be washed more than once a day, it'll just encourage the hair to produce more oil.

>brother comes out of the bathroom
>one of his fingers is slightly brown
>ask him why his finger is brown
>"oh, sometimes I don't get it all with the paper"
>mfw

>>mention to close friend that I'm doing a cosplay of a character (skinny, tall, a male)
>>friend says "YEAH I WANT TO COSPLAY _____"
>>remind them that you said you were going to do that.... a few days ago
>>friend pretends they don't remember
>>friend is about double my weight, short and curvy
>>rail thin, tall, skinny
>>rage for days

Oh MAN do I need this fucking thread

>Come home for spring break today
>First time I've seen my mom in three months
>Expect hugs and kisses
>Instead get this rolled eye teenage girl sarcastic look
>She's mad because apparently I'm dressed up in that "costume fashion you KNOW I hate Anon!"
>WTF
>I'm wearing a thrift store sweater, plain heels, and a solid black, knee length Ralph Lauren skirt with a light petti
>Try to explain that it has nothing to do with the fashion, I just wear light pettis under skirts because I have no hips and I must scream (fuck your genes mom)
>"WHATEVER"
>Ask dad what he thinks about my costume
>"...Costume? Aren't you just wearing a skirt? I don't get it."

For fuck's sake mom, even if you seriously think I was wearing a skirt with a petticoat because it pisses you off, could you hold back when it's the first time I've seen you in forever?

On another note, my mom didn't get why I wanted to look like I actually have hips. I mean, I mainly hang out on /co/, so maybe I'm biased, but... aren't big hips (or any hips at all) considered attractive? She seemed totally confused as to why I would want that.

>>4203593
I sometimes doubt whether these stories are real or not.

>>4203583
>>4203589
>wash every 2-3 days
>shower every day

I NEVER wash my hair every night. That was the first thing I got told. So if I wash it Monday...either Wednesday or Thursday, depending how it feels to touch. If it's still like duck fluff, I don't wash it again.

>>4203595
Oh man, I hate that so much. It feels like they no regards for your feelings when they do it.

>>4203589
I'M PRETTY DAMN SURE ANON MEANT EVERY 2-3 DAYS >;-C

>Friend uses one of my costumes as an example of an impressive outfit done on a budget in limited time
>The troll she's been pulled into an argument with says he could have done it in 40 hours from start to finish with a sewing machine and no skills
>It took me 70+ hours, sometimes in 12+ hour blocks of nothing but armor making and sculpting
>mfw they were technically both wrong

>Spent 2 hours wetsanding accessory perfectly smooth
>Paint is slightly streaky
>Unamused

>>4203491
>if you can afford the water
>if YOU can afford the water
>implying that a large water bill is the only consequence for...you know what, nevermind.
All of my rage.

>"It's finals time, so I bet all your other classes are going easy on the workload, so it's okay if I assign ten things in two weeks!"
>Repeat in every class
>mfw

>>4203664
I don't understand the pretty cutesy flu mask thing that some lolita wear. I think it's weird.

>>4203664
lol. She mad

>>4203642
>Implying I said thats the ONLY thing you get charged for with water bills.
I could explain this, but i'm not going to, as its a petty rage thread, not a shower thread.

>>4203660
Damn, that really sucks. I'd hate to have your classes.

>>4203688
The one with a flu mask is a maid costume. I've never seen masks on any lolita except for some Guro lolita's.

>>4203693
dey all mad.

and honestly, i agree with the Cosplayer. not the Lolita. and i'm a die hard Lolita who thinks Cosplay is retarded.
but the Lolita is butthurt because the Cosplayer wants to cosplay someone who wears Lolita. that makes the Lolita outfit a costume, and therefore cosplay.
the Cosplayers reference to Nana was perfect, too.

but it was a perfect post for petty rage. and an interesting read.

>work in an office with a very open floorplan; mix of cubicles and offices
>woman in a cubicle close to my office sounds like she's vomiting up her lungs every morning
>every five minutes I hear "UUUGHGHHGUH!!!" "UUGHGHGHGH!!!" "UUUUUUGHGHG!!!!"
>want to rip out her esophagus
>mfw I can hear her on the other side of the fucking building

>Boyfriend coming over in the evening, he's allergic to cats
>Three cats sleep on my bed
>Wash everything, change the pillows
>Keep door shut and tell mom not to let the up into my room
>Go to work
>Come back
>Bedroom door wide open
>Cats on bed, fur everywhere again
> Lingerie drawer opened a tiny bit
>Stuff inside the drawer rifled through
>Mom let cats up and went through my shit
>"HOW DARE YOU ACCUSE ME OF THAT, ANON."
>Endless rage

>>4202686

Similar story, happened years ago though.

>RP a pairing with now-girlfriend
>Friend of hers wants to play out her OTP that now isn't possible due to one half of her OTP being taken by us
>Flips shit, tells us we're OOC and tries to manipulate us against each other
>The worst Canon Nazi I have ever seen, this girl
>mfw she plays the most OOC version of one half of her OTP that I have ever seen.

>>4203688
It's not lolita. It's misappropriated punk.

...Also, it's a real thing nips wear when they're sick.

>>4203743
That reminds me:

>Invite best friend to stay the weekend, makes sure she packs allergy meds as I have three cats
>Friend comes over
>She picks up, plays with and cuddles my cats
>Sunday she's having an allergic reaction
>"I didn't take any allergy meds this whole weekend."
>mfw

The hell!? Why didn't you take them when you know I have three cats!?

I am full of rage today! I guess I can contribute.

>work at a department store as a cashier
>kids in state are out of school today
>all day, children are running around breaking things, getting behind registers and turning on lights, screaming, throwing things
>put up with it all day
>towards the end of my shift, I'm ringing up an elderly woman's items
>I mess up on something, quickly fix mistake
>"I'm sorry about that, ma'am!"
>little girl next in line with her father literally JUMPS on the counter
>"SORRY ABOUT THAT MA'AM! SORRY ABOUT THAT, MA'AM! SORRY ABOUT THAT, MA'AM!"
>she starts mimicking -everything- I say in a scream
>her dad does/says nothing
>mfw she claws up my hand in an attempt to snatch her bag of toys from behind the register

Fucking brats.

>>4203706
But it's not a character, it's a dumb OC she made up. Hell, I'd be pissed even if it wasn't lolita, that shit is always dumb.

>>4203760
My god, there was a kid doing that at cici's the other day whenever they announced that something was now on the buffet. But she wasn't a little kid; she was in middle school. It's not funny, kid, now shut up.

>>4203576
You shower because you're hot and sweaty?
Can I live where you live? I have to shower because I'm freezing cold and my skin is a barren tundra. (but it's like acrylic paint on oil paint. When I wash off the top crackly layer, it's an oil field. Skin, why you so strange?)

My petty rage is directed towards myself. I've been trying to take care of myself (take vitamins, eat regularly, exercise, stuff like that) but I can't keep up with it. Which makes me really mad because everyone else I know does this perfectly, as if second nature. In fact, most people take on a lot more than I do but I'm such an un-movable bump on a log. I'm really motivated in the morning I sometimes remember to eat, I do my laundry, I shower, I brush and rinse, and I floss where I can, but in the afternoon it's just "oh, fuck everything" and I usually sleep past supper time and never do any more work that I have to do.

I'm also just a slob, which really sucks.

>>4203726

This sounds like my housemate. Much the same thing with the vomiting (he's bulimic), so he's gagging all the time and has this chronic annoying as all fuck cough and I want to strangle him, argh

>>4203779

I think if she'd been in middle school, I wouldn't have been as nice, haha. This girl was maybe 6 or so but by God, she screamed like a banshee.
Not only that, but everything her dad bought was for her (candy, ZhuZhu pets, iTunes cards, etc.).
As soon as she left, I had to take a big breath and the customers that had been behind her all asked if I was okay.

>>4203781
Don't move here, Australia sucks. I hate it here in Summer. I'd rather live in cold personally. (then again I've never been to a cold place before...)

>>4203781
And I do have a life. I don't just sit around all day feeling miserable. I leave at six and get back at 3-5, sometimes six.
I have pets that I take care of just fine. I take them on walks (dogs and cats), feed them and clean whatever needs cleaning. But it's not like I do anything any more stressful than anyone else. Everyone else I know also needs to take care of others, needs to take care of health issues, are busy through out the day (doing as much or even more work than me) and they go home and work more just fine.

>>4203799
4203781 here, I hear Australia is the land where everything wants to kill you. I'm probably just the right size for one of your spider's snacks.

>>4203816
Yes, they do. Even the beach wants to kill you (currently covered in massive sunburns from 36 degree heat). Then when it comes to winter, watch everyone complain about the rain because it buckets down.

Guess that's another pretty rage of mine...damn weather.

>>4203799
I live in the NE US and winter usually starts in January, slams us like a $5 hooker on 2-Buck-Sunday for about 2 months, then spring starts and we have a nice moderate summer with max temperature *occasionally* hitting 100. The snow and seasonal personality disorder is a bitch, but the rest of the year is amazing.

This just happened

>Go to Goodwill
>As soon as I go in, notice a little kid (maybe 5 at most) playing with a voice changing microphone
>Kid is annoying as yell, making the most irritating sounds he can think of, as loud as he possibly can, and into said microphone
>Shop for about half an hour
>Kid is still going on, parents still ignoring him
>They end up in line behind me
>"Now remember, we're only getting you one toy"
>"I want this one!" Holds up one that is NOT the microphone
>He keeps playing with the mic while the guy ahead of me takes a ridiculously long time
>Finally my turn
>I pay, then stick around and look at jewelry, just to see
>Sure enough, they don't even buy the goddamn microphone
>ALL OF MY HATE

>ALRIGHT. Tonight I start my diet. My tummy is empty, I fast tomorrow for pre-op, I got ballet, and the track at the elementary school across the street is open for public use.
>Fuck yeah
>Mom comes home from grocery shopping
>Look at the counter
>Donutsdonutsdonuts
>PringlesPringles
>Honeybuns
>Pasta
>Hello Panda cookies just for me
>Starbursts just for me
>Jolly Ranchers just for me.

>Momma I love you but MFW

>>4203791
Oooh, I know how high kids can scream. I hate it when kids shriek for no other reason than to deliberately annoy people. It was nice of the other customers to worry, they were probably also exasperated by that wailing. Did the kid have ADHD or why was the dad so completely hopeless in reining her in?

My own petty rage
>dumbass niece always tries to tickle me
>always give back tenfold to teach her to leave me alone
>doesn't learn, lately begun to complain about excessive tickling every time I act in self-defense
>get scolded by my sis
I think my niece is devious enough to realize that I'd rather do something else than have a tickle fest, so in exchange for a momentary discomfort she can get me to (reluctantly) play with her.

>>4203840
Winter starts in January? I just live in Chicago and the winter starts so much earlier. You aren't really that far away. How strange.

>>4203875

Her dad was laughing and kind of acting like, "Oh you cute silly thing!"
I don't know how he maintained this attitude, especially when she jumped onto one of the electronic wheelchair-carts and demanded that she ride it home.

>Dad: "We can't take that, honey. It's for people who need it!"
>Little Brat: "WELL, -I- NEED IT! I WANT IT, DADDY! BUY IT FOR ME!"

>>4203883
Chicago is so much fucking colder than most of the NE like you would not fucking believe it.

>Reading alone in living room
>Room mate comes home
>"God do you ever watch TV like a normal person?"
>What ever gave you the impression that I'm normal?
>"Well when I thought I'd be living with an art major you'd be like a free spirit stoner or some shit."
>Unfortunately I'm not.
>"Well here's what I think of your books!"
>Room mate grabs book and tosses it away then turns on TV
>Book lands right on the spine
>PAGES, PAGES EVERYWHERE
>mfw

If he wasn't paying for half of the bills his ass would be on the street right now.

>>4203884
I cannot believe parents actually let their kids run wild like that. I'd be so goddamn embarrassed and at least apologise to everyone.

>>4203883
Well, I also live right on the coast, which has a lot to do with it. It takes the air and land a little longer to cool because of the close contact with the water, which takes much longer to cool. Once it does, we get slammed over and over as the fronts come over the great lakes and then hit the air over the water. Then it can take as long as late June for the beaches to warm up.

I've lived in "upstate" NY as well (Binghamton which is actually more like mid-state, but it's in a deep river valley) and there it's gray skies and rain or snow errday for about 9 months out of the year.

>>4203891
Broodmother will end him.

>>4203891
Huuuuuuuuuuh? I don't get it. Why would anyone get angry about someone READING? Also, respect for people's property? Geez.

>>4203891
That right there is a bitchslapping offense, at the very least.

If you didn't slap your roommate then, go and do it now.

>>4203891

You should throw the TV.

>>4203909
I put the skull I keep on my bedside table next to his face when he fell asleep.

The sound of him screaming like a little girl at 5am was wonderful.

>>4203891
Ahaha, I think your roomie was wishing for a party companion and was sorely disappointed in finding an introvert bookworm. It's funny coz I've run into people like that who seem to think reading is a grave offense to social camaraderie.

>Sitting in kitchen, sewing, listening to ipod.
>Brother or mother walks in and looks at me.
>Turn off ipod because I think they wanna talk to me.
>Silence for 10+ minutes.
>Turn ipod back on.
>Hey, anon!
>MFW EVERY DAMN TIME

>>4203916
Oh God... Oh God...
I can't breathe, I'm laughing too hard!

You are fucking awesome.

>Go to designer consignment shop, everything's ridiculously expensive and I'm a poorfag.
>ADORABLE Marc Jacobs dress on sale for $50, size zero but I thought what the hell
>Try it on
>Fits perfectly from underbust down, and I have a moment of "OMG I'M TINY AND ADORABLE!" but my monstrous boobs won't squeeze enough to accommodate the last five fucking inches of zipper.
>mfw

>>4203975
Marc Jacobs sizes HUGE in the hips. He is honestly under the impression that every woman is shaped like a pear from Mars.

>>4203894
Fuck that! I would have whooped that kid right there if they were mine and kept on like that.

>>4203975
I feel your pain ;___;

>going through some old dresses
>find favorite red dress that I last wore almost exactly a year ago
>putting it on, s'all good
>get up to boobs
>won't go any further despite ragefull pulling
>YOU HAVE TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME
>mfw

fuck you tits, fuck you.

also:
>find perfect dress for a dance
>hory shet marked down to $15 from $75
>buy
>dance is cancelled due to weather, won't be made up
>mfw dad plows snow and says roads were perfectly fine

>work in a department store
>little girl wanders up to desk crying because she cannot find her mother
>coworker FREAKS OUT because the little girl has a scrape on her knee and is bleeding
>put on gloves to clean blood off her knee and get a bandaid
>"ANON! DON'T TOUCH HER! SHE MIGHT HAVE A DISEASE!"
>little girl looks horrified and starts crying harder
>ignore her and ask girl what her mothers name is so I can page her to the desk
>she says through sobbing that her mommys name is mommy
>coworker walks over asking how she couldn't know her own mothers name
>ask coworker to lower her voice as she's almost yelling at the girl now
>coworker asks if her mommy left her behind
>girl cries harder
>coworker asks girl if she'd like candy
>girl nods before I point out we cannot feed her or even have any candy
>"Oh I thought it would settle her down"
>girl continues crying
>coworker suggests she take the girl around the store and see if she can spot her mommy
>tell her no because she needs to stay HERE at the information desk in case the mother comes here like most do anyway
>"WELL TELL HER TO STOP CRYING ALREADY! I'M GETTING A HEADACHE!"
>mfw my coworker is in her 40's and this is how she handles lost children

>>4203760
Ugggg, kids and retail. This is an old story, but:

>Work in Micheal's, we had a parent set their kid down on the counter, kid fell off and hurt himself, so the manger told us to tell parents to keep their kids off the counters.
>Ringing up people, guy 3 or 4 customers back is texting like mad, ignoreing his daughter. She's knocking things over, waving shit at him, trying to get his attention. He keeps texting.
>She begins clinging to his leg and wailing, "DADDY PICK ME UP! DADDY PICK ME UP!" He picks her up, continues texting.
>When he gets to the counter, he sits the girl on the edge while he takes out his wallet.
>"Sir, she can't sit there, you have to take her off."
>As soon as her feet touch the ground she lets out an ear-splitting shreik and begins clawing her way up his leg.
>"Christ, it's just for a minute!" And plunks her back down on the counter.
>Suddenly, piss starts leaking out from around her ass.
>I counldn't help it, I yelled, "Jesus! Get her off the counter!", while scrambling for cleaner and paper towels.
>Guy gets offended I yelled at him, starts bellowing for the manager. Kid is still on the counter, still pissing.
>Manager hears the rucus and comes over. "Jesus! Is that piss?! Get her off the counter!"
>The guy gets even madder, snatches the kid and leaves, holding the kid way out away from his body and leaveing us a puddle on the counter and a trail all the way out the door to clean up.

>>4204013
That makes so much sense.

>>4204027
Oh...... my word.

>Work at Chuck E Cheese
>All screaming kids, all the time
>Parents think they don't have to watch their kids
>I must clean vomit off of the carpet at least once per shift
>People in /cgl/ rage thread complain about a few problem kids

>drinking with my boyfriend and his brother
>his brother recently dyed his dreads orange for a Pickles cosplay, looks exactly like him
>realize my boyfriend looks like Seth
>they're really drunk, arguing with each other
>realize I'm dating Seth
>I fucking hate Seth
>my face when
I raged for all of about 2 seconds, until I pointed it out and my boyfriend said it would be an amazing idea if he cosplayed Seth with his brother
I just thought the internal Dethklok fan rage within me was petty.

>collect all the trash in my apartment
>three full bags
>carry down to dumpsters
>go back to apartment
>sit down at computer
>there's a fucking empty bottle of tea on my desk

/fuck/ you, snapple.

>working at children's department
>back to school sale
>closing in 30 minutes
>preggo indian woman asks for the clothes she reserved
>reserved it a week ago, reserves go on for 2 days, tell that to her
>flips her shit and starts yelling at me
>tries to make me go around the store finding the same clothes
>2 garbage bags worth of clothes
>get manager
>"lolo just do it"
>closing in 5
>had to get other coworker to help me
>everyone in the store is mad, can't get off work til all the departments/customers are clean and gone
>indian cunt taking her sweet time
>15 minutes after closing
>still taking her time
>35 minutes after closing
>shitty manager finally apologizes and gives her 10% off coupon
>indian cunt smiles and leaves, got exactly what she wanted
>indian cunt comes back to the store the next day, not even getting the crap that she wanted
>mfw

Needless to say Indians are the shit stain customers of the retail world.

When I worked at a retail store back in October, the children were fucking angels.
The adults on the other hand...

>Fat lady comes in with her husband.
>They decide they want to do a couple costume for Halloween
>Husband wants to be a pimp
>Lady tells me she wants to be a hooker and to find her a hooker costume
>Lol lady you're already wearing one.
>Pick her out sluttiest costumes I can find that will still flatter her body
>She comes out of the dressing room.
>She's in a g-string and not wearing a bra.
>She tries on half our stock like that.
>DOESN'T BUY A DAMN THING
>LEAVES CLOTHES ON DRESSING ROOM FLOOR
>BROKE ONE
>yesimad.jpg

Then. Then. I thought I'd seen the last of this bitch.
>Halfway through october get temporary nerve damage in my arm, leaving it useless in a sling
>Boss sticks me behind make up counter since most of the stock is within my reach.
>Turn around
>SHE'S BACK. SWEET FUCK SHE'S BACK.
>She wants the fake lashes.
>On the wall
>The ones waaaaay at the top.
>Climb mini-ladder and grab lashes
>Carefully climb down
>NOPE SHE DUN WANT THEM
>LET'S SEE THE ONES WAY OVER THERE. GET BACK UP ON DAT LADDER.
>Fuckyoulady.
>Fuckyoooooooou.

>read american psycho
>watch the movie
>realize i'm nothing like that because i have a bad diet and acne
>go out and spend hundreds of dollars on the products patrick bateman used in the book and movie and start doing stomach crunches
>lose weight and acne clears over time
>no one ever notices
>tell my friend
>he calls me obsessive and tells me i shouldn't do what a book and a movie about a killer tell me to do

>>4204167
>mfw you used American Psycho like it was a self-help book

>>4204183
like a bro

>>4203570

Fucking hell yes

>Live in Portland, where drivers can't drive for shit
>Rainy as usual
>Heading home, on a single lane road
>Dude ahead of me is going 25MPH in a 45MPH zone
>Get a little too close because he's going so slow
>He suddenly slams on his brakes and goes to a near dead stop
>Rolls down window, gives me the middle finger
>Proceeds to then go 15MPH with no way for me to get around him for 2 miles, keeping his hand out the window and flipping me off for half that distance

I have never come so close to ramming someone off the road than I had that time.

>>4204167
i kind of love you for that.

>>4204191

I would have, he was going under the speed limit.

>>4204191
lol

>>4204088
>>4204088
lol lol, get a better job loser.

> Text boyfriend after his last day of work and ask him to come over like always so I could go to the store and get food so I can make him dinner
> Says he's running errands for his mom and would like to relax a bit, then come over
> 4 hours pass... Nothing.
> I text and ask what's up
> Says he's at home
> Ask when he's coming over
> "Later"
> "Well, I need to know when you're coming because I'd like to go to the store and you can come with so I can make what you'd like for dinner"
> "Just go. I'll get something here."
> mfw

I know it's really petty, but shit like this happens a lot and it's infuriating because he spends EVERYDAY with his friends after work and then spends maybe an hour with me. That on top of the fact all he's been doing is bitching about doing stuff with me. I took him to the Emilie Autumn concert last night and he looked like I was ripping off his left nut and then we're going to Disneyland tomorrow for free none the less and he says he's "stressed and not exactly looking forward" to it, no matter how much I tell him he doesn't have to go if he doesn't want to... UGH. What do with this boy.

>>4204183
i must say it was quite useful. Although I couldn't bring myself to eat Japanese pears also i'd be dead by the time i got to work because i just spent the past hour preparing myself

>>4204226
>stressed and not exactly looking forward about going to Disneyland

Dump his unhappy ass.

>>4204228
Asian pears are delicious why couldn't you eat them?? D:

>>4204239
Take me to fucking Disneyland! I'll crossplay for you for the day!

I chose to work at at a teens clothing store because I DIDN'T want to work a job where I had to deal with children.But for some reason, every god damned Mexican breeder in Texas thinks its appropriate to bring all 30 of her litter and let them free at the door. Today, they pulled down the hooks for reaching high up things and tried to fight each other with them. When I tried to tell their mother, she got mad at me for 'leaving them where kids can reach them'. Fuck you, lady. FUCK. YOU.
children love to play this fun game called pull all the clothes off the hanger. Then their mother likes to try and refuse to pay for damaged items because apparently its our job to watch them and make sure they don't do that.
>>>>deal with customers trying to haggle with me all day. " You give the flip flops to me for a dollar and I'll buy them." "I'm sorry mam, but they are listed for 4." "And you give them to me for a dollar" " I'm sorry but I can't do that." " well why the hell not?" Really? No, REALLY?!
>>>> " I want to return these shoes." " Alright mam can I see the receipt?" "I don't have a reciept." " Well we can only refund you if its been within 7 days and you have a receipt." "I PAID MONEY FOR THESE AND I WANT MY MONEY BACK WHY WON'T YOU GIVE ME MY MONEY" " Wait, are those shoes? Yeah, we def stopped selling these a month ago. I'm sorry mam, but we don't do returns on shoes. As you can see, we have signs in the store. It said so on your recei-" "WHY DO I NEED A RECEIPT I PAID MY MONEY. I WILL MAKE SURE YOU GET FIRED FOR THIS."

But for real, I actually like my job most of the time. The owners are pretty awesome and they aren't afraid to get firm with a customer when the customer is obviously at fault.

>Talk to my mother on the phone every night because it keeps her sane
>Most nights, she vents to me about my brother, or some shit my father's pulled (they're seperated), or something
>Every night, my roommte stumbles in wasted
>Tries to start conversations with me
>Sees I'm on the phone talking about something serious
>She shouts "HIIIII MOMMA!!!!" into my phone
>EVERY FUCKING NIGHT
>fuckyoubitch.jpg

>>4204262

*roommate

Damn typo...

>>4204239
He's stressed because he starts a new job on Monday (like, REAL job, making 41k a year) and I figured taking him to Disney would kind of help him relax and have a good time, especially since the only thing he has to do is get up a bit early and sit in a car. I'm driving and it's my friend's dad WHO I HAVEN'T EVEN MET who is getting us in. He's being an ungrateful little prick and it's bugging the hell out of me. I bought his ticket to the concert, too, and one of the first things he says to me is "just don't worry about me, I'm just going to ruin your night"... And thus, the entire time, I kept looking at him to see if he was having a good time.
>his face THE ENTIRE FUCKING TIME
>>4204250
Haha, at this rate, I would take almost anyone but him as long as they won't be a downer assmunch.

>>4204254
>breeder
>litter

oh..you're one of /those/ people.
yikes.

>out shopping
>old man walks up to me and pulls my headphones off
>"EXCUSE ME! IF YOU'RE ON THE CLOCK YOU NEED TO PUT YOUR DAMN MUSIC PLAYER AWAY!"
>"Excuse yourself I don't work here."
>he ignores the comment and holds up a melon
>"CAN YOU TELL ME WHAT THIS IS?"
>"...its a melon."
>"Are you SURE? The guy standing next to the bin said this was a spaghetti squash."
>"Then its a squash."
>"YOU SAID IT WAS A MELON!"
>"BECAUSE ITS A MELON YOU CORPSE!"
>"How do you eat it?"
>put headphones back on and don't look back

>>4204277
I'm sorry but anyone with more than 7 kids should be referred to in this manner. Any number greater than four should not be brought in to a tiny retail store at one time.

End of story.

>>4204191
Oh my God, I have lived in Portland all my life so I feel completely justified in saying FUCK PORTLAND DRIVERS. People like to think it's only Californians who complain about the slow-ass betaasfuck driving, but it annoys EVERYONE.

>on bike
>fucking snail driver in front of me
>try to pass
>motherfucker JERKS TO THE LEFT as I pass
>scares the shit out of me, fall off bike
>fucking barefooted hippie comes out and berates me for trying to pass
>"omg, why so aggressive! you could get killed like that!"
>dust self off, climb on bike
>scream FUCK YOOOOOOOOOOOOU and pedal like the wind

>>4204346
I have nothing against you personally but I RAGE SO FUCKING HARD when I see people on bikes on the street. You're not a car. Most bike riders where I'm at are college students who think they can do whatever the fuck they want and they make everyones lives miserable and ALL OF MY RAAAAGE. I sincerely doubt you're like that but, all my rage towards it... All. My. Rage.

>>4204356
I don't know if you're in the States or what, but in Canada (BC, anyway) bikes have the same rights as cars and are fully entitled to the road. That doesn't mean cyclists have to be assholes, but drivers don't need to be fucking aggressive bastards.

>>4204369
In the states it's the same. Bikes are vehicles and need to adhere to the rules of the road, but are also given the same driving rights.

>>4204369
I live in California. I'm usually not aggressive towards bikes if they can keep the same pace as bikes, but since I live in a dorm, I have to deal with the herp-derp college students who go like, 4 miles an hour all the time.

>>4204356
>bikes don't belong on the road
>mfw

>>4204376
*bikes if they keep the same pace as cars
Derp.

>>4204191
>>4204346
ahaha man. This is why I never even got my license. Fuck driving in this city ;_;

>Start noticing that one of my closest friends so called ~girlfriend~ is a real shitty person, feel bad because he is so excited about her
>Little sister crying for an hour for no.fucking.reason.
>Decide to draw with on tablet.....pen does not work
>check to see if the pen nib is on ok.....its wet

>>4204380
I'm not trolling or retarded. Again, just the people on bikes where I live are absolutely ridiculous and cause a lot of problems that the area I'm in really does not need. My own petty shit, yes, but it's my personal opinion. I don't yell at people for being on bikes or anything. It's just a peeve.

>>4204397
Normally I'm ok with it. But when a biker gets on a rural, twisty turny- no side of the road, just a super deep ditch sort of road, it really pisses me off.

OH AWESOME FOR THE NEXT 3 MILES I GET TO GO UNDER 5 MILES PER HOUR THIS IS GREAT BECAUSE I HAVE TO GO TO WORK THANK YOU SO MUCH.

>>4204421
ooh, that's a dick, man. Sorry. for me, it's just when I'm trying to get out of my schools parking lot and they're EVERYWHERE with no regard for the fact of there's other people around.

>>4204088

Didn't realize this was a 'whose life is more miserable' contest. Maybe you should get a different job and stop whining, you faggot.

>>4204397
I know how you feel, I used to live in the hipster capital of the east coast. Somene almost hit me one time on their fucking bike. They were going the wrong way down a one way street. I hate bikers.

>>4202974
This sounds a WHOLE lot like my ex.

.....did this 'friend' just get done dating some REALLY old guy recently?

>>4204248
they made my stomach upset for some reason

>Be an only child
>Parents never married and broke up before I turned one
>Lived with my mom, but saw my dad at least twice a week.
>Neither of them have really been with any one person for a long length of time my entire childhood
>Mother always gets insanely jealous whenever my dad gets a new girlfriend
>Dad recently broke up with a girlfriend
>He's already on a rebound chick
>This somewhat concerns me as he is still obviously hooked up on his ex
>But at the same time, I feel happy for him for finding someone
>Conflicted
>Tell mom about it, hoping she can help me feel better
>"OH MY GOD IS IT THAT GIRL WHO WORKS AT THAT ONE BAR OMG I BET IT IS OH SHE IS JUST A BITCH BLAH BLAH BLAH"
Mom, just be a mom when I need you to be! You can bitch later to my sister! ; ;

>Middle of 2010 tafe ends
>Holiday with family booked for July.
>Get uni stuff in order so I can start in 2011.
>Go to uni day before I leave for Thailand see if I can get student card and paper work done. Get all but student card.
>Go on holiday for 3 weekes, no net for get about everything ever that bothered me.
>...
>Jan. Get letter saying you failed 4 subjects.
>"Wtf?"
>Go to uni, ask them about it. "Your fucked. Pay us $10k"
>Cry my self to sleep because I still need to go to uni.

only consolation is its Australia so I don't have to pay up front.

>>4204891
What I recommend for that is to contact your local MP or Minister/Shadow Minister for Education and explain the situation to them. I used to work with an MP and got this kind of thing a lot!!

Get them to make use of their contacts and get that shit sorted for you. At the very least you should end up with a lower debt and a better explanation than what you seemed to get =|

Good luck Anon!

>>4204916
Oh? They can do something about this?
At the moment I have requested withdrawal with out penalty but I am getting brick walled everywhere.
I am defiantly going to look into this, Thanks for the info Anon!

>>4204929
No worries, hope it helps :)

When I worked in the office I had even more confusing shit happen to constituents that got fixed. Don't see why they won't investigate your case and help :3

>>Work at Gamestop
>>during holiday season
>>2pm
>>doing transaction, hear heaving sound
>>look up just in time see a girl around 25 years old throw up a combination of alcohol, wheat bread and spaghetti into a bin of games
>>girl coughs, looks at me and says "Clean that up, would ya?"
>>she spits on the floor as she leaves
>>mfw

>>4203883
I live in Philly and I always thought it was way too cold from November to April. I want to move somewhere where it's always warm and winter does not exist. I'm so sick of this weather. I've been sick on and off again for months.

As for rage, I hate it when people don't sit right on the bus. When guys sit with their legs spread out and it takes up a seat and a half and there's no where else to sit. Or when landwhales who should be paying for each seat they take up commondere a seat with each blubberous asscheek.

>>4205059
Who the fuck does that?

>>4205092
Comrade Stalin knows a loyal revolutionary employed in the children's services division of the Centre for Promoting Home Labour. You know, the clown who paints kids' faces at the hardware store. Kid took a dump at the top of the slide in the playground, then went down the slide, smearing shit all over it. Wasn't a baby either, she was old enough to be in preschool.

>>4202572
>>4202585
>>4202588
>>4202598
>>4202611

this fancy ban shit you all are talking about sure
sounds like a normal proxy-block which I have
experienced few times too.

Completely normal, made to prevent "miss-use" of
certain internet sites.

>>4205098
Oh god. That's more understandable than a grown fucking woman doing that crap though. I mean, if I had thrown up in Gamestop, I would apologize profusely, and go back with like, gift baskets for everyone. D:

>Roomie ate rest of my Toblerone.
>mfw

You know who you are!

>>4205098
Chuck E Cheese anon here. Someone did that on our slide, too. Every day I am grateful that I'm not the one who had to climb the slide and clean it.