A fat, retarded Hetalia cosplayer.

From what I've heard: She trully believes she is the country Austria.

I sort of remember this from a while ago.
wouldn't mind a refresher for the lols

>>3967838
Apparently there must be more to it since she has an Advice Dog template

Wasn't she the chick who squirted conditioner on herself for fake cum?

>>3967853
I hope so, that's hillarious.
Where is the info on this. I need moar.

>>3967838
>>3967845

This, but neither quite expresses the true horror.

>Plotted to make a video of herself kissing as many Hetalia cosplayers as possible
>Spent all of expo molesting as many Hetalia cosplayers as possible
>Made horrifying 'artistic' nudes in her 'cosplay' (or lack of it)
>Said cosplay when actually worn is velour

I'm not actually the best person to ask, but this is a UK horror and most of us are asleep. I hope.

Her name sounds like some new form of saying "tossing salad"

>>3967874
She also started choking a Sealand cosplayer with her flag "as a joke". Which ended pretty soon as a Sweden cosplayer raged and punched her in the stomach while she was doing it.

I think the alternative name for her was "The Velour Stomach".

She also took pictures of herself in a "slutty maid" dress and Austria wig, wrote "Luddy" on her inner thigh and took a photo of it.

>>3967900
Remember the Sweden. The Sweden was hot.

>>3967900

There was also that picture of her in the wig and a collar... and that's it. IIRC.

She also claims to be a he, but I'm not sure if that's connected to her belief that she's Austria or any actual desire to be a man.

>>3967900
Oh shit I remember this picture.
She wrote it in lipstick or something.

>>3967914
>>3967913

I'm having horrible flashbacks.

Judging by the size of her...

She MUST be Austria at least. More likely leaning to the landmass of a continent though.

Did somebody ask for a Tosstria picspam?

Time for sexy pictures.

>>3967978
>>3967977
>>3967970
>>3967965
>>3967963
>File names

WHY DID YOU SAVE THESE.

>>3967977

>>3967986

People need to know the horror!

Requesting experiences with the hambeast itself.

Why. Why Austria? For goodness' sake he's supposed to be the most elegant out of the bunch! Why must this thing corrupt one of my sole reasons for staying in the fandom!?

Austria should more like... Like... Okay, face shooped to hell but...

bump

Holy shit! I remember this girl from May, last year? Was just going around dressed as Prussia and I think she had her friend with her dressed as Hungary. I cant remember much since I didnt hang around the Hetalia meet for too long but whenever we bumped into each other she clung onto my arm claiming I was her Prussia and I couldnt have Hungray. If I remember rightly she also smooshed my face into her breasts at somepoint. Was seriously weirded out and just tried to smile along and be polite.

Didnt realise she strangled a Sealand cosplayer though, yike!

>>3968013

got asked (hassled) to be in her 'cosplay kissing video'. she got butthurt whenever i dared oppose her kawaii truth headcanon that the italies were austria and spain's buttbabbies.

i just don't even.

also saw her cosplaying canada's polar bear this expo. shit was lulzy.

I won't recognize that thing as an Austria cosplayer. Or as a human being.

Why does this have to happen with Hetalia? Uggh! We should take the Hetalia fandumb, and push it somewhere else.

>>3967977
>>3967978
>Those images

>>3967977
>>3967978

Also wtf why did she try choking someone?

Did she ever make the cosplay kissing video?

>>3971260

no, her thread was deleted on the expo forums. but then she was like WELL I'LL JUST SURPRISE KISS PEOPLE INSTEAD LOL.

then she didn't and spent expo rolling around, clinging at a hungary cosplayer and strangling mirconations.

Why would anyone try to kiss random people?
Why would anyone ever take those horrible pictures?
Why does this woman exist?

>>3971450
>Why would anyone try to kiss random people?
Because they obviously want to get The Herp.

>>3968066
>also saw her cosplaying canada's polar bear this expo. shit was lulzy.
>canada's polar bear

Poor, poor Kumajiro. Not even he was safe.

>>3971423

Requesting the full story of the Sealand strangling.

>>3971801

IIRC, Tosstria had hold of one of the Sealand cosplayers. For whatever reason, she had the flag around the Sealand's neck, and they were panicking. Had my back turned at the next part, but when I turned around there was a Sweden tugging the Sealand away from them and a Latvia helping too.

Think the Sealand was asthmatic, which made it that bit worse.

Sweden for the win, does anyone have a picture of him?

>>3972491
>SHINE

wut.

>>3972984
Seconding this. That is a rather nice Sweden...face.

>>3972984
What the Sweden mentioned of this? I have one of them I think.

>>3967845
From what I heard, she ate the country of AustriaXD

>>3973093
Yup

>>3972991
Thanks

>>3973170

that's not them. i have a few pictures, but you can't see thier face properly.

>>3973897
yah I know that's not them. Just trying to turn this into a thread about descent Hetalia cosplayers.

It's fine just put there picture up.

Why Hetalia fandom is so full of retarded underage yaoi lovers? they killed a fun to cosplay serie...same thing with Vocaloid.

>>3974112

Going to sound like an elitist snob here, but the anime brought in so many idiots.

>>3973897
>>3973926

Was this from October or May Expo? I have few pictures of Swedens and Finlands from last year but none of a Sweden on thier own.

>>3972491
Is that velvet? Also, dat retarded Mariazell

>>3974157
Just post them

>>3967978
Threw up in my mouth a little bit.

We're good now, though.

>>3974313
You know you want to tap that.

I know I would.
>with my crowbar

This is why I hate anime. Sorry guys, but anime is a breeding ground social retard hambeasts like this bitch.

This is all... whut? How frightening!

>>3972491

I just now realized what IIRC means.

Sage for off-topic.

Think the worst part was when she tried to initiate a "cosplay orgy".

>>3972984
This is the Sweden.

>>3974380
I remember walking over to the Hetalia group and seeing her sitting on like four other cosplayers. I think at one point she pretended they were giving her a blowjob.

>>3974389

I was cosplaying Finland. She kept asking for my "salmiakki wink wink". To this day I still have no fucking idea what she was going on about.

She also got really arsey with me when I pointed out "surprise kissing" was harassment. Being in cosplay doesn't mean you automatically stop respecting people's personal space.

>>3974380
Ohhh noooooo she didn't..... :( Tell me this is a lie...

>>3974405
Something in me wants to think that she thought it was a type of salami.
Otherwise... I don't know.

also, that stuff tastes like salty playdough. :(

>>3974460

She also told me she'd bought minature bottles of wine to hand out. She didn't understand why I didn't agree it was an OMFG WONDERFUL DESU idea. I saw her giving it to a 13-year-old and pretending to "molest" them.

Agreed. Aurgh man, can't stand the stuff.

>>3974548
...Why hasn't she been arrested yet?

>>3974385
not got any of them as sweden but i think this is the same person.

>>3974548

what the actual hell

>>3974618

yeah, that's them

>>3974564

She seems to have dissapeared now. Last I saw, she was cosplaying Kumajirou and dragging her 9-year-old brother around as Chibimano.

>>3974618
<3 super cool~

>>3974717

>9 year old brother
>Chibimano

i get the feeling this kid was forced into this.

>>3974618

...unf

>>3975384
saw this on a blog earlier

>>3975475

....
oh god

Back on the topic of Tosstria anyone?

FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU--

Austria is the character I cosplay.
I am offended.
I want to cry now.

sadly... I know many people like her.

Dear god. I'm friends with on my Hetalia RP account on Facebook.

>>3974405
Googling brings up a wiki article on salty liquorice. While I must say I've never heard of anyone asking for someone's "salty liquorice", she does not need to be the one doing it. Also, someone please tell me she was escorted out of the con for the Sealand incident. No way I'd let that bitch continue walking around there after pulling some dumb shit like that.

>>3975752

The Sealand = one of my best friends. Tosstria kind of dissapeared from what I heard after that, but we were busy trying to make sure she could get back to breathing properly.

Happened outside the con though, so we couldn't really do anything.

>>3975500
that italy isnt tosstria. just saying. think thats the germanys girlfriend.

Man, I actually enjoyed the Hetalia manga and all these weeaboo's ruin it for me...
I guess that means I gotta try harder, I want to be the best Belarus I can be!

Whaa, I know this girl...

>>3976634
Did she try to "molest" you too?

>>3975475
does this germany use deviantart?

>>3978571
think i've seen their cosplay on there, so i guess so

>>3975626
that is how i feel...

>>3976468
>implying that the foxy Germany is dating the hambeast Italy
>all of my rage
Is she into fat chicks, settling, or being held against her will?
Because if it's 2 or 3, I will rescue her.

>>3981094

as hot as the germany is and as much as i'd like to have them in my bed, the italy doesn't look too hambeastish?

So... are there actually any Hetalia costumes that are a challange to make/recognisable to non-Hetalia fantards?

>>3981372
Civil War UK/US are the only ones I've ever actually found impressive.

>>3981388
Derp why did I put civil war? I meant war of independence.

bump

>>3981094

The Italy isn't a hambeast.
They've been together for at least 2 years and recently got engaged.
so kindly STFU.

>>3984034
either way they don't look very attractive and appear to have fucked up rabbit teeth

>>3981372

Male or female? I suggest you look into the historical costumes. The Children's Day ones in particular are good. Pic related, it's Liechtenstein and Switzerland's.

>>3984039

Who gives a damn? It's nice of anon to tell people who they can and can't date. Not everyone is as shallow as you.

Well then, she's a lucky girl. A lucky ugly girl.

>>3984039

actually, they're rather adorable. wouldn't say that picture does them justice though.

>>3984149
Better pics?

Thought this was a Tosstria thread?

>>3984323
Pretty Germany gets precedence over delusional hambeast? I don't see the problem, here.

iirc thats the same italy as this finland. she slit her wrists before kitacon and spent most of her time crying about it to anyone who would listen.

>>3984476
Was she the one showing people?

>>3984518
>>3984518
porbably. after all shes a fat delusional bitch. seems all YOU CANT MAKE FUN OF ME I HAVE ~ISSUES~

So glad you imbreds keep within your own fandom and the KH community.

>>3984538
>"imbreds"
>"inbreeds"

Fixed.
We don't all act as retarded as she does, but unfortunately people assume all of us are like this.

>>3984538
You must be a Narutard.

anyone want more pictures of that shitaly?

>>3984549
Yes.

I think I saw this tostria chick at ALA.... can anyone confirm if she was in the area?

i wish that italy would finally kill herself so we didnt have to see more of her lardy ass squeezing into another shitty hetalia cosplay

>>3984549
yes please and thank you

>Captcha: chief Rules
feelsgoodman.jpg

>>3984569

An american con? I doubt it. It's possible, but I didn't hear anything about her going abroad.

>>3984476
>>3984530
>>3984549

Oh, wow, someone has a vendetta. Jealous he has a prettier fiance than you?

>>3984149
>>3984201
>>3984561
>>3984696
thier a fuck ugly finland and i need to find more italy pictures of them but hees one to lol at. how unfortunate looking.

>>3984717
haha as if. just sick of seeing her at cons. and thats a SHE not a HE.

>>3984803
The picture... that's a pretty stupid expression but not a horrible suit

>>3984803
who was saying this chick wasn't a hambeast?

i mean she may be a sweetheart but doesn't change the fact that she's fat.

>>3984717
>Jealous she has a prettier fiance than you?
basically. more like, jealous because i want that germany all day erry day.

I'm jealous because I am thin and groom myself but ain't getting any but this chick can.

>>3984803

bump for more tosstria stories

>>3985210
>twilight poster on wall

>>3985426

I thought this when I saw it but the Bella looks weird.
Then I realised it's the poster of N.Italy and Germany as Twilight

>>3985486
oh wow sadly you're right anon...

>>3985210
This isn't Tosstria, right? Her smile is...far derpier.

>>3975475
Where are the rest of Italy's teeth? I see two....

i love seeing them waddle behind these good cosplayers at cons because you can tell they only keep her around because theyre too nice or because they want someone to remind them how bad fat and ugly they could be.

oh and if any of you need more proof about them being a fucking idiot theyre all over the internet-
http://get--innocuous.deviantart.com/
http://deisaster.livejournal.com/
http://twitter.com/deisaster
http://syntheticaudio.toomblerr.com/ <- IM A BOY IM A BOY IM A BOY BOOHOO IM A BOY
http://www.facebook.com/synthetric

>mfw when i just realised who this girl is and i have her on msn.

>>3985631

You realise he isn't Tosstria, right? Somebody with a vendetta is trying to twist this thread around to someone who stopped Tosstria.

>>3985578
>Hate it when people make US State OCs in Hetalia.

>Hello, you are American, your state is uninteresting and you have no history. Your state is also a part of America’s body.

>Take your US State OCs and fuck right off.


i mad.

>>3985637
I havn't read the thread, just looked at the pictures so i have no idea what you're talking about. But all of the pictures of "Tosstria" look exactly like this girl on my msn.

>>3985578
Someone seems bitter.

>>3985644

tbh state ocs are pretty dumb

the states are parts of america's body (texas is his glasses, i think?), not personifications

>>3985578

Was enjoying the lulz, but now someone just seems to have a grudge.

>>3985655

Ah, awkward placing then. And bad luck if you do have Tosstria on msn.

>>3985662
i agree, but that wasn't what made me mad.

she's insulting an entire country and using hetalia as a crutch

>>3985210

tbh they seem nice enough.

>>3985676
I'm going to ask her if she cosplays as Austria. I really hope it isn't her, but thinking about it when i was going to cosplay as Iceland she asked me if i wanted to be a yaoi video with her and ew. Oh god i really think it's her.

>>3985691

Oh God was it the cosplay kissing one?

>>3985702
Yes! In the end i didn't cosplay Iceland but she also tried to arrange for everybody to watch eurovision in her hotel room. I'm scared to talk to her. I might leave it until tomorrow.

Tosstria is not the Italy in question here.

Tosstria = An idiot named Joey
Italy = A lovely person named Dei

They are absolutely nothing alike.
Troll, stop trying to make someone else to be Tossywossy woo.

>>3985730
>Tosstria = An idiot named Joey

I am >>3985723 and the girl on my list is Joey. FML I HAVE TOSSTRIA ON MSN. EW

>>3985723

she tried that with lots of people D: i don't think anyone went in the end though?

>>3985748

BLOCK BLOCK BLOCK

alternatively, troll

>>3985753
I havn't spoken to her since last year and she hasn't bothered me since then so i don't see the point in blocking. How should i troll her? :LL Oh dear. I have been living blissfully unaware that i have her on my msn.

>>3985760

ask her about her future cosplays and report back?

>>3985784
The convo went something like this:

Me: Hey, long time no speak
Her: I recognise your email but i dont know where from....... Wat
Me:Oh expo :)
Her: Oh who were you gonna be
Me: Iceland but it didnt happen
Her: Money problems?
Me: No i wanted a different character
Her: Well i might not be going to expo in may because i have no money
Me: Oh
Her: gtg bye!

>>3985821

boo :(

probably went off to strangle little boys and nom delicious cake

so /cgl/ ive been told fat italy cut herself over this thread. any word on this lol?

>>3985829
She's probably gone to sleep. Bless her, she's actually quite nice online. I have yet to meet her in real life though.

>>3985833

lol no they didn't

gtfo grudgeanon

would rather hear about tosstria and actual lulz

>>3985847

proof please. they seem to cut and claim ~mental issues~ for everything.

>>3985868

proof they didn't cut themselves over a /cgl/ thread? lmfao.

if they had cut themselves i'm sure i'd be a bit more concerned.

jsyk, there's an ugly-as-fuck Prussia cosplayer who has a grudge against "Shitaly" that's been going around failtrolling Italy cosplayers lately

Not saying it's the same person being grudge!anon in this thread, but...

memegen chinless Prussia for the hell of it

>>3985868

They tweeted 20 minutes ago, faggot.

>>3985890
eh, I know I made at least one of the hambeast comments and I ain't got no grudge, she's just a hambeast with a fox for a girlfriend. SHe does seem sweet, and more power to her.

Is anybody in this thread aware that Tosstria, the Italy/Finland and the Germany/Sweden are all male?

>>3985960

must be ftm then?

>>3985960

I'm betting two of the three are faking it. They seem very much like the fandom lesbian types. Who seem to believe they're gay men in womens bodies.

>>3985960
Lolwut?

i thought this was a tosstria thread ?
were are the links to tossys acounts ?

>>3985993

tosstria poofed from the internet :(

if they did make/have more accounts, would love links

>>3985991
>>3985983

>Fandom lesbian types

The Italy and Germany are definetly FtM. I'm assuming anon hasn't stalked any of the above links, but they've been posting about it a lot recently. Sure the Italy plans to change his name this year and is starting T. The Germany is probably the same.

Not sure about Tosstria though, we've never met, but I'd like to give him the benefit of the doubt.

>I used to think my arm was a complete mess, >and I hid it as much as possible. Just a scarred, >awful mess.

>So why am I posting this?

>I’ve realised; it’s a scarred arm. Not a mess, not >a sign of idiocy, not weakness. It’s just a >scarred arm and there’s nothing for me to be >ashamed of.

they post this on thier blog and still dont claim to be an attention whore. inb4 they post their cuts this caused supposedlly on the blog too.

>>3986468
forgot picture.

>>3986468

Looks like he doesn't need to because he's got you to do it for him. But I'm pretty sure no one's fucked up enough to cut themselves over a fail troll, no matter how much you like to think you're affecting him.

>>3986488

u mad?

>>3986488
what part of THAT HAMBEAST IS A GIRL dont you understand?

>>3986477

I don't know much, I'm a newfag, but oh god...

For someone, to be so sad to be hurting her own body, to tattoo ''Hasst Mich'' (/You/ Hate Me) on her own body... That person never harmed anyone, just tried to have fun... This is sick, you are all sick. I always imagined people like cosplayers to be supportive of each other... It should unite people not divide them and make them suffer...

You scum.

>>3986627
Welcome to 4chan, the land of no pity and no return.

>>3986627

>>3986627

Anyone who decides to mutilate themselves over a thread on a website a handful of cosplayers actually visit seems to be far sicker than anyone here. That's a sign of mental illness that should be sought helpful.

Except, they're taking pictures and posting it on the internet which usually means "Baaaaw, pay attention to me."

In which case the best solution is to just facepalm and walk away.

>>3986627
There's a BIG difference between being supportive and enabling stupidity. I don't understand the people who go 'IF WE JUST SMILE AND GIVE THEM HUGS THEY'LL BECOME A BETTER PERSON'

I wish that was how the world worked but I'm sure most people here start of going 'Oh hey -insert hambeat/gigantic faggot/weeaboo here- you might not wanna do that. Here is a good long and detailed argument why...' and those people go 'LOLOLOLOLOL WAT R U MAI KAA-SAN DESU? KEEP UR OPINION TOO URSELF' or some other asinine response. I'm sure someone's tried to talk to this person and it doesn't work.

Also maybe if these people didn't SCREAM for attention over the interbutts we wouldn't bitch about them. It's the same thing as 'Why would you post a porn online if you didn't want friends and family to see or hear about i eventually'

TL;DR
They ask for it.

>>3986627
That means "hate me"? Oh dear...

>>3986668
Actually, it was from a recovery progress blog to his friends if I'm right. I met him a few times IRL and he was wearing long sleeves or armwarmers.

I'm just confused as to why this anon is trying to cause so much wank over one person. I've never seen him in any masquerades or anything like that. He's just your average congoer.

>>3986642
>>3986668

I am a fan of DC, Marvel, Vertigo etc. comics, so I never really reached out to places like 4chan before and never have seen so much online hatred and it's really scary. It seems to me like the whole manga/anime community is sick and degraded. Kinda takes fun from going to any cons! I am one of those people who would cosplay a character (like Batgirl etc) and never had any problems with people who do same kind of cosplay being rude/elitist to me.

I never thought of doing cosplay as trying to be amazing and get ''oooh'' from people. I try to do the best job I can with having as much fun as possible... I don't know...


And if a person is cutting themselves over a thread... Imagine a lonely person, who is quite shy socially and finds a place, usually online that can make her feel free and do what she likes, socialize with people who like to do the same things and don't judge her and then she gets threads like this, with her face photo-shopped onto some meme. Then she starts being bullied in normal life and it affects her way of seeing herself in a way she doesnt feel like she needs to improve something but just feels like shes an utter shit and always will be, she cant get online without some idiots trying to make her life hell...
Then how old can she be? Young people are very vunerable...

>>3986720
I don't mean to cause any stir but just curious of how, why is that happening?

the cutter is the shitaly. the shitty austria cosplayer is not the girl posting her cuts. the italy is just a bitch who was posted on the thread earlier and cuts herself for attention and goes to cons like that.

Wait, the cutting person has "Hate Me" tattooed on them?

>>3986795
Yes, ''Hasst Mich'' is ''(You) Hate Me''
I think its really sad, someone suffering like that...
Imagine that person reads what you all write, its terrible. I would feel awful...
captcha: HUNGARY BALIONS - lets talk about irony...

>>3986836

Except, they're doing it so pity fags like you will baw over them and give them attention.

I can't believe you've lived in the world for any length of time and NOT seen this shit.

>>3986861

I just live life full enough not to need to get into stuff like that. And I obviously met many stupid people - that happens to everybody. I saw most of the meme and such, but never got involved into anything or wondered where thay came from. And here everyone knows everything about anyone that has been in any meme.

I read books and comics, go to gigs, go to my tattoo studio, meet good and bad people, but every day I wake up and live a live with as little hatred as possible. I think to be involved in a place like this forum on a daily basis is quite sad, don't you people have a real life? I know I am being a bit hypocritical, but I originally came here for a cosplay advice and ended up realizing I wont get it here really... It seems the forum should be called - make peoples life misery.

>>3986898

I just can't get over that somebody would go to the extreme of tattooing "Hate Me" on themselves in a language they don't even speak just to get attention.

>>3986909

Well...
It might just be a refference to a German band called Rammstein... :)

>>3986921

It's "Hass Mich" though. The Rammstein song is "Du Hast", with "du hast mich" as the lyrics. So is it a wrong tattoo or something?

Sorry for the ignorance, this anon knows no German.

>>3986898

Most people here do have lives, and really. You're not doing yourself any favors getting worked up over people making fun of an attention whore on the internet.

The fact you have to try and justify yourself as living this "full life" that you've never run into the type of people who do things like this for attention says to me you're probably lying.

You don't need to be "into stuff like that" to meet those type of people. It's on TV, it's in Movies, it's in high school for chrissake. It's especially prominent in goth subcultures. They have websites dedicated to this shit.

>>3986720
Leave this place and come to /co/ You will be happier there [spoiler]maybe[/spolier]

>>3986980
Incoming :)
BTW - Nightwing is one of my 3 favourites...!
Haha!

aha how much of an attention whore do you need to be to have "hate me" tattooed on yourself. really.

look out for thier arms next time you meet them at a con and youll see what i mean- if they dont wave it in youre face first.

>>3987037

Anon has a few issues of their own it seems...

>>3987076
i just hate shitty people like HER ruining conventions.

>>3987010
I hope you enjoy your stay

personally I think it's awesome that the homely girl with the obviously awkward ideas about social conduct got the attractive lesbian girlfriend. I bet all you bitches usually whine about beauty being more than skin deep and how you'd love someone regardless of looks.

Maybe she's a weeb, but maybe the attractive Germany is too, huh? Why are you assuming she isn't just because she's good-looking?

>I bet all you bitches usually whine about beauty being more than skin deep and how you'd love someone regardless of looks.

...Have you seen any of the "attraction" threads? Personality is in there *somewhere* but uhhh...

>>3988121
Yeah, girls only pretend not to be shallow in person, to try and make themselves look better. When they're anon there's no selfish advantage for them.