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!AXKingCkkQ 10/13/10(Wed)02:40 No.3655017>>3654982 Uh,
I did in fact mean socially. Everyone forms their own retarded cliques,
there are asshats abound, the hard working ones are hermits, the
intelligent ones are laidback and skate through, there are loners, there
are attention whores, there are stoners, there are nerds.
Also, for those of you considering this profession, I learned a few very basic truths in law school.
1) If you are a WoW player, you will drop out your first year. 2) If you are a Starcraft player, you will graduate. 3)
You can spend entire semesters doing nothing but playing Starcraft and
Sins of a Solar Empire during class and never read, then crack a book
two days before the final and ace it. (Though myself and one of the
stoner clique members are the only ones I know who can vouch for this.) 4)
You can get away with procrastinating on a research paper for nearly a
year and a half, then work on it 3 days before your deadline and still
impress your supervising professor. 5) If you don't engage in drama with anybody, you will be friends with everyone. 6) Assuming 5 is satisfied, even if you are underage, everyone will make sure you make it to every Bar Review session there is. 7) Everyone gets fat except for the slackers. 8) Every day is crossfade day. 9) The campus police are your friends, and will give you their phone numbers in case you need a ride home after getting smashed. 10)
If you get coldcalled and don't know the answer, say something about
reasonableness, negligence, constitutional rights, 12b6, the parol
evidence rule or contract formation and you will likely be right. 11)
Internships are dildos... until you roll a supervising attorney who
practices more martial arts disciplines than you do, loves to IRL troll
opposing counsel, wins nearly every hearing, swears constantly in a
confident and poised way and doesn't afraid of anything. |